The Perfect GiftFor Debra Morgan

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Dexter! Dexter! Wake up it’s my birthday!I can’t believe my birthday is finally here! I can’t wait for this evening’sParty-Ooooooooh I hate waiting, but Dad is working all day till 5pm…Can I know what you got me yet?

What do you reply back to your little sister?I am not getting you anything. Now go away so I can keep sleeping-

(Uuuuuuuuh) I can’t tell youwhat you are getting yet. You have to wait till tonight.

WHAAAAAAT?!!!Dexter Morgan you better be joking bro!How dare you not get me anything!! That is so effing messed up!!! You know what I am never getting you anything for your birthday ever again! I am so mad at you I hope you never grow another year older!!! Waaaaaa!!!

I was just kidding Deb! Ofcourse I got you something but-Go back and pick option 2

Don’t worry Deb, I know exactlyhow to make you smile. You are my sis, and I’ve got your back. But since you are so excited and woke up super early…4AM to be exact…I am going to get ready for my morning routine of delivering the newspaper to everyone…(An early start at my job doesn’t hurt…)So I’ll see you later!

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When I turned 16, I got the bright ideaof becoming a newspaper delivery boy.It’s the perfect cover-up for the vigilantejustice type of work I love to reward those who love to hurt others…It’s so early in the morning almost everyone is still dreaming, safely in bed…No one asks me why I am riding on my bike in the darkness of the early morning and if they see me at their doorstep they just assume I am delivering the newspaper again.Like I said- It’s the perfect justification for any early morning excursions.

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Target 1. The evil therapist Mr.Butler. He is my high school’s therapist. Many complaints have been whispered from person to person by the girls at my school. Many of them claim he touches them very inappropriately, and welcomes them to his home to sob and seek “advice”. But in reality something else happens. He also influenced a girl’s suicide. Apparently he told her that her miscarriage was due to her loosing her virginity to the wrong guy and that maybe next time she should try someone who knows what he is doing. The girl was 16 and in love with her childhood best friend who had recently died in a car accident. She ended up jumping from the rooftop killing herself. The man is a retired hospital psychologist who has made plenty of money in his days, but instead of retiring he uses negative influence to hurt and bring misery to his “patients”. The man is a bacteria that evolves into a disease. He must be terminated and I can do it.Target 2. The corrupted security officer

Miss Danielle loves to turn a blind eye when students complain about Mr. Butler to her. She tells them that if they keep complaining she will suspend them and tell their parents that it was because they were caught making out with the jocks during gym time. She drives a new 2016 Genesis car that was not bought from her measly paycheck of 9.00 an hour. She lets the bullies hurt the weaker kids and closes her eyes to the drug dealers who bring her “special” doughnuts. She has the most annoying habit of licking her lips after every sentence. She is the embodiment of disturbing and corruption. The law should bring down these monsters not up. I’d love to turn her world upside down.

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Who is the worst waste of oxygen scumbag?Click on their picture to choose

Hello. Your morning’s paper has arrived. I peeked at it. I hope you don’t mind but the weather prediction for today is very dreary…In fact, I think it’s starting to rain

already…. May I come in?Click here to get the reward you came here for…

Now for Debra’s present…She isn’t old enough to get a job yet so I might have to invest in her future myself to give her a leg up in the world…

OMG Dexter! How did you convince…What is his name? Uncle Corzler to give me money for my birthday?? OMG Thank you I will make sure to write him a thank you note-

When you finish that thank you letter let me know and I will mail it for you. Happy Birthday Debra!