the mendeleyev speed-dating company

The Mendeleyev Speed-Dating Company“Providing thermodynamically favourable relationships since 1869”

Name: Hydrogen

Personality: Friendly and open

Hobbies: social animal , loves water sports.

Likes: Hanging out in groups

Dislikes: Being alone.

About me:

“I’m a fun loving atom, small in stature but a big heart and get along with almost everyone. I have a spare electron which I am willing to share with the right atom!


Name: Lithium

Personality: Effervescent

Hobbies: Member of the “group 1” Periodic table society.

Likes: Hanging out in oil

Dislikes: Mushrooms

About me:

“I’m a fun loving atom, but don’t get me fired up or I’ll be seeing red before you know it! I have a spare electron which I am willing to give to the right atom!


Name: Sodium

Personality: Very effervescent

Hobbies: Member of the “group 1” Periodic table society.

Likes: Hanging out in oil

Dislikes: Salad

out me:

“I’m a fun loving atom, but don’t get me fired I can over react, but a do have a bright yellow sunny side. I have a spare electron which I am willing to give to the right atom!


Name: Chlorine

Personality:

Hobbies: lead guitarist for “Astatine and the Halides”

Likes: Going Swimming

Dislikes: Heterolytic fission

About me:

I’m looking for an atom who is willing to look past my pungent odour to see the real me, (I love socialising with metals) and add some extra stability to my life. I’ve got room for an extra electron, in fact I’d quite like another!


Name: Potassium

Personality: spontaneous(lycombusting)

Hobbies: waterskiing

Likes: igniting excitement into any situation

Dislikes: sitting still.

About me:

Hey dudes! Some people say that I’m way over excitable, but they just can’t handle the K-man! I’m just ITCHING to give an electron to a lucky non-metal, and who wouldn’t want to bond with me? Form a queue!


Name: Calcium

Personality: Strong and dependable

Hobbies: construction

Likes: ceramics and walks along the cliffs of Dover

Dislikes: acid rain.

About me:

People say I’m pretty level headed as far as metals go, but I’m a bit of a player! You might have to put a little energy into our relationship to start with, but I’ve got two whole electrons to give to one (or maybe even two!) lucky non metals.


Name: Beryllium

Personality: Reasonably strong and dependable

Hobbies: construction

Likes: ceramics and walks along the cliffs of Dover

Dislikes: acid rain.

About me:

People say I’m pretty level headed as far as metals go, but I’m a bit of a player! You might have to put a little energy into our relationship to start with, but I’ve got two whole electrons to give to one (or maybe even two!) lucky non metals.


Name: Sulphur

Personality: Demanding

Hobbies: Horticulture.

Likes: Eggs

Dislikes: Being called Brimstone.

About me:

I’m an element who likes receiving gifts, a single group one could never handle me, I want two electrons if you expect me to bond only with you! I am open to polyamorous situations.


Name: Oxygen

Personality: bubbly

Hobbies: flying, scuba-diving

Likes: trees and binding to haemoglobin

Dislikes: vacuums

About me:

What can I say? I love all living things, I see it as my job to keep things alive! I’ve got room for two more electrons over in my valence orbital, I’m sure my lone pairs would like the extra company, 8 is happiness as they say!


Name: Magnesium

Personality: Bright

Hobbies: pyrotechnics

Likes: bright lights, explosions.

Dislikes: damp squibs.

About me:

I’m the kind of metal who will shine bright when given the right opportunity. I’ve got two electrons in my valence shell that I don’t want which are dragging me down, but if you take these from me I will be very positive from then on!


Name: Copper

Personality: A bit rusty at times

Hobbies: Loves the outdoors

Likes: Cooking.

Dislikes: Bad weather

About me:

I’m the kind of metal who can shine bright when given the right opportunity. I’ve got two electrons in my valence shell that I don’t want which are dragging me down, but if you take these from me I will be very positive from then on!


Name: Iron

Personality: Robust and larger than life

Hobbies: Weight training

Likes: Health and Fitness

Dislikes: Warm weather

About me:

I’m the kind of metal who will be an excellent support companion. I’ve got two electrons in my valence shell that I don’t want which are dragging me down, but if you take these from me I will be very positive from then on!


Name: “Al”uminium

Personality:

Hobbies: transportation

Likes: recycling, soft drinks, aeroplanes

Dislikes: standing strong on my own.

About me:

I’m an element which needs a lot of attention from others. I have 3 electrons to give away, so unless you can accept that, be ready to share me with others. I may be a bit flimsy to start with, but once we have bonded I will stick strongly to you!

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Name: Fluorine

Personality: Pushy

Hobbies: Annihilation of bacteria

Likes: oral hygiene

Dislikes: Si-OH bonds

About me:

I may be small, but I make up for it with a lot of confidence and am very outgoing. I see what I want and I take it! Right now I REALLY want another electron, maybe you will be lucky enough to have me take one of yours.


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Name: Neon

Personality: Independent

Hobbies: Travelling alone

Likes: bright lights and music

Dislikes: Needy people

About me:

I have a a lot of confidence, I am very outgoing and independent. I am very compfortable in my own company. Thus a bit of a loner.




• Why did you choose to bond with your partner (discuss electrons)?

• Draw a dot-and cross diagram of the happy compound!

• We now pronounce you Anion (-) and Cation (+) ! May your ___________ attraction for each other never falter.

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