the funniest joke ever
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A man and his wife...TRANSCRIPT
A Man and his Wife are asleep in bed, when suddenly they’re awoken by a Stranger’s cries outside.
HELP!
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man gets out of bed and walks to the window to see what the Stranger wants.
? Can you please help me?
I’m stuck. I need a push.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Absolutely not! It’s the middle of the night! My wife and I are trying to sleep. We
need to WORK in the morning! GO AWAY!
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man goes back to bed with his Wife. A half-hour or so later, they’re awoken again by the Stranger.
PLEASE
HELP!
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man, even angrier, goes back to the window to confront the Stranger again.
Please sir. I really need your help.
Just one push and I’ll be on my way.
...And I said NO! My wife and I both need our
sleep. GO. AWAY!
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man goes back to bed with his Wife. A half-hour or so later, they’re awoken yet again by the Stranger.
HELP ME!
PLEASE....
Monday, July 12, 2010
I. Said. NO!!!!
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man goes back to bed with his Wife. But this time...
Sweetheart, why don’t you just go out
and give the poor man a push? Don’t you remember that time our car got stuck, and that nice couple pushed us out? Who knows how
long we would have been there without them.
fine
Monday, July 12, 2010
Begrudgingly, the Man gets out of bed and walks onto his front porch, and calls out to the Stranger.
OK. I give. You said you needed a push. Now where
are you?
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Stranger is so relieved. He excitedly replies...
OH THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I’m over here....
Monday, July 12, 2010
...on the swing!
Monday, July 12, 2010