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THE MADISON ANTI WAR PROTEST

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I'd .just like to tell the people who weren't at the Friday and Sat-

apathy. Maybe this will change some- day. The organizers would like to thank everyone who came and helped

urday anti-war protest what happen- out. I also talked to Dean Fox Sat- ed and make a fev; comments. urday and he was very pleased the

To get something straight, every- way it went and would like to thank thing we did was legal, we had got- everyone for keeping it peaceful, ton a requisition for both nights. PEACE PEACE I don't think enough people knew (i) this and they stayed away because SLUDGEHOIE of M.C. of this. Everything is open, the closets, the

FRIDAY NIGHT draws, the Playboy_foldouts Friday started very slow. At 700 Everything, including one moldy jar

Friday evening, only people had of peanut butter showed up. We passed out pamphlets about to the people coming out of Gutted by earthquakes, snowstorms the movie and those going in. After and shaving cream battles the second show, about 50 people Room 518* C wing. Eagle dorm still gathered on the quad for the candle stands...barely ceremony honoring the dead in Viet-

The stero remains polished admidst uncovered records 'While on artistic woodwork on the clock radio gives you the finger

nam. vith the candles burning, we sang on the quad. In a single file we moved to the President's home and stood there in silence for a- bout 2 minutes. From there we went through the student center and to the dorms down the hill in silence. We then moved back to the student center patio and sat in a circle singing and chanting for peace. About ll^Os it broke up. According Veteran sneakers lay discarded, torn

A plastic bowl of two day old popcorn sits by the window And dust rests peacefully on unmade but well used beds

to some who saw it, it was rather impressive sight.

SATURDAY AFTERNOON Ve started gathering Saturday at

about 12s45 on the quad. At about 1:45, about 60 of us moved into Wilson Auditorium with our signs at our side and sat down together as much as we could. We got quite a few hate stares from the audi- ence. One lady told a protester not to let her sign tough her.We sat quitely through the program, at no time 'was there any heckling.

by treks to the D-hall The desk speaks of books, dog-earred books, and no-doz tablets

To find a sock, you look under the newspapers And locating its mate? You got to be kidding

His notebooks are full of knowledge His garbage can full of trash, third week, I think?

Loose clothing, ban the bomb button Then Senator Byrd got up and spoke.and deodorant caps After he had been speaking about 2 What do they call this style in New minutes, we all got up together Jrorks inhibited Bohemian? and walked out quitely. One lady yelled at us to sit down. We went The roar of Janis Joplin screams to the side of Wilson and started from the stero alter chanting, singing, and banging our A poster of our girl, St. Janis sticks. Eyrd left after the cere- quotes, "Get off your butt and feel monys in Wilson to go to the Apple things." Blossom Festival. We stood by the buses as the people boarded them to go down to the gym. The whole time we were chanted. We then mov- ed down to the gym and stood below the patio and sang. Someone sug- gested we break up and mingle in the crowd and talk to the people. We did that and found out that some of the people didn't like what we did and some did. I think we accomplished what we set out to do, mankind

In this place, who needs to feel things. You can smell them.

I bow to the goddess Janis on her stero alter. Banging ray head on an. open draw, and take my leave.

If this is not the disaster area of

Heaven help the place that is

It couldn't be hell, the dead would- .n't stand for it

that is to make people think about the war.

COMMENTS Overall, I think the whole pro*"

test went pretty well. The only dis-Whatever it is, the rats moved out appointment was the lack of people, last week. This is due to people going home B.T. and student (continued next colm.) VOTE IN NOVEMBER 11M

the fixer

THE MADISON ANTI WAR PROTEST

page

I'd .just like to tell the people who weren't at the Friday and Sat-

apathy. Maybe this will change some- day. The organizers would like to thank everyone who came and helped

urday anti-war protest what happen- out. I also talked to Dean Fox Sat- ed and make a few comments. urday and he was very pleased the

To get something straight, every- way it went and would like to thouk thing we did was legal, we had got- everyone for keeping it peaceful, ton a requisition for both nights. PEACE PEACE I don't think enough people knew (i) this and they stayed away because SLUDGEHOIE of M.C. of this. Everything is open, the closets, the

FRIDAY NIGHT draws, the Playboy foldouts Friday started very slow. At 700 Everything, including one moldy jar

Friday evening, only people had of peanut butter showed up. We passed out pamphlets about to the people coming out of Gutted by earthquakes, snowstorms the movie and those going in. After and shaving cream battles the second show, about 50 people Room 518, C wing. Eagle dorm still gathered on the quad for the candle stands...barely ceremony honoring the dead in Viet-

The stero remains polished admidst uncovered records While on artistic woodwork on the clock radio gives you the finger

nam. With the candles burning, we sang on the quad. In a single file we moved to the President's home and stood there in silence for a- bout 2 minutes. From there we went through the student center and to A plastic bowl of two day old popcorn the dorms down the hill in silence, sits by the window We then moved back to the student And dust rests peacefully on unmade center patio and sat in a circle but well used beds singing and chanting for peace. About 11:30, it broke up. According Veteran sneakers lay discarded, torn to some who saw it, it was a by treks to the D-hall rather impressive sight. The desk speaks of books, dog-earred

SATURDAY AFTERNOON books, and no-doz tablets v'e started gathering Saturday at

To find a sock, you look under the newspapers And locating its mate? You got to be kidding

about 12:45 on the quad. At about 1:45, about 60 of us moved into Wilson Auditorium with our signs at our side and sat down together as much as we could. We got quite a few hate stares from the audi- ence. One lady told a protester not to let her sign tough her.We

His notebooks are full of knowledge His garbage can full of trash, third week, I think?

sat quitely through the program, at no time'was there-any heckling. Loose clothing, ban the bomb button Then Senator Byrd got up and spoke.and deodorant caps After he had been speaking about 2 What do they call this style in New minutes, we all got up together Jfork: inhibited Bohemian? and walked out quitely. One lady yelled at us to sit down. We went The roar of Janis Joplin screams to the side of Wilson and started from the stero alter chanting, singing, and banging our A poster of our girl, St. Janis sticks. Byrd left after the cere- quotes, "Get off your butt and feel monys in Wilson to go to the Apple things." Blossom Festival. We stood by the buses as the people boarded them to go down to the gym. The whole time we were chanted. V/e then mov- ed down to the gym and stood below the patio and sang. Someone sug- gested we break up and mingle in the crowd and talk to the people. We did that and found out that some of the people didn't like what we did and some did. I think we accomplished what we set out to do, mankind that is to make people think about Heaven help the place that is the war.

COMMENTS Overall, I think the whole proi.'-^^n't stand for it

test went pretty well. The only dis-Whatever it is, the rats moved out appointment was the lack of people, last week. This is due to people going home B.T. and student (continued next colm.) VOTE IN NOVEMBERIIS!

In this place, who needs to feel things. You can smell them.

I bow to the goddess Janis on her stero alter. Banging ray head on an open draw, and take my leave.

If this is not the disaster area of

It couldn't be hell, the dead would-

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oEFIOR ■ R'T EIJIIBIT I: DU13 Bo little has been written or

publicised about the ar activities on this campus; it makes one think we have none. It should be recog- nized that there are quite a num- ber of very talented individuals here, and some of them are pres- ently exhibiting their works in the Duke Fine Arts Gallery(open mon-fri, 8-12 and 1-5). Sen- ior Exhibit of "Culminating Ac- tivities" will be shown until May 23.

Some of these art works are truly outstanding and worth your consideration. There is a wide va- riety of paintings, pottery, pho- tographs, some loom weaving and needlework. One very imposing ob- ject, sitt ng sou a on the middle of the floor is an octagon of wood painted orange and blue. One must walk around it and lo and behold you come to a side that lias a round hole that you can crawl into!

Another item the t I especially liked was a painting that seemed to incorporate a type of glass sculpture in it. The painting is done in bright colors against a white background with a number of colored glass balls somehow aff- ixed on it.

The photographs in the exhibit are worth mentioning also. There were a number of shots of the Mad- ison Campus that must have been developed negatives. All that would have normally appeared as a dark color came out in white; and vice versa. This lent a very eerie a- ppearance to something that is ordinarily commonplace. The shot of the construction site of I';-7 was done using this effect.

If you get the chance, try to go see the exhibit. I can assure you that it will provide a pleas- urable excursion for the aesthetic part of j^our soul!

Kathy Uhler

Is there any truth to the rumor that all girl jocks on campus from Virginia are either from Fairfax or are country as hell?

a concerned jock watcher

Senate Meeting 7:00 p.m. Wed May 10 HE 3

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PIKk FLOYD CM CERT Ik D.C,

Interdorm Counci! 10:00 p.m. Monday

Meeting May 8 EGA OFFIC:

Wednesday we were fortunate e- nough to see kink Floyd in con- cert at the Kennedy Center in DC. They pla7/ed to a capacity crowd, mainly composed of serious foll- owers of this type of music.

As I walked into the auditor- ium, I was handed a program b-^ a sterile lo king woman who then ushered me to my se t. As I read the notes on Pink Floyd, the lig- hts dimmed to reveal alternately flashing red, green and blue lig- hts.

First entered Fick Wright, the organist, who let music slowly seep out of the speakers, while Nicky Mason, the percussionist, took his place behind his massive drum set. Roger Waters, the bass player, then came on stage, fo- llowed by David Gilmour, the quitarist.

The first song, "Eclipse", started very quietly, with a hea- rt throb going on somewhere in ; back of the auditorium. As the song proceeded and changed ^ into a multitude of various melodies, the strange effects emanating_ ch- anged into a multitude of various melodies, the strange effects emanating from the group's flaw- less 360 sound system also cha- nged to fit the scene(Ex. when the lyrics talk of money, some- where from behind and to the right was a cash register opening, while in front were the dropping of many coins).

Although the words imply a sense of paranoia ahout the world, the way that Wright and Gilmour sing is.very soft and soothing, tending to tell the audience not to worry. This is prevalent in all of their songs. They never raise their voices to any high level.

The light show was used to "cr- ansoort t1 e audience to another state of consciousness. The lights were changed at strategic points in the music, to affect a change in the mood from anxiety to lun- acy. ■'ben the song ended an txur later, the rotating police flash- ers, and red, green and blue spo- ts descended upon the group with the final his of the light chine seemingly its dying breath.

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oEFIOR ' FT EIJIIBIQ? I: DU1E Bo little lias been written _ or

publicised about the ar activities on this campus; it makes one think we have none. It should be recog- nized that there are quite a num- ber of very talented individuals here, and some of them are pres- ently exhibiting their works in the Duke Pine Arts Gallery(open mon-fri, 8-12 and 1-5). This Sen- ior Exhibit of "Culminating Ac- tivities" will be shown until May 23.

Some of these art works are truly outstanding and worth your consideration. There is a wide va- riety of paintings, pottery, pho- tographs, some loom weaving and needlework. One very imposing ob- ject, sitt ng squ t on the middle of the floor is an octagon of wood painted orange and blue. One must walk around it and lo and behold you come to a side that has a round hole that you can crawl into!

Another item the t I especially liked was a painting that seemed to incorporate a type of glass sculpture in it. The painting is done in bright colors against s. white background with a number of colored glass balls somehow aff- ixed on it.

The photographs in the exhibit are worth mentioning also. There were a number of shots of the Mad- ison Campus that must have been developed negatives. All that would have normally appeared as a dark color came out in white; and vice versa. This lent a very eerie a- ppearance to something that is ordinarily commonplace. The shot of the construction site of N-7 was done using this effect.

If you get the chance, try to go see the exhibit. I can assure you that it will provide a pleas- urable excursion for the aesthetic part of j'-our soul!

Kathy Uhler

Is there any truth to the rumor that all girl jocks on campus from Virginia are either from Pairfax or are country as hell?

a concerned jock v/atcher

Senate Meeting 7:00 p.m. Wed May 10 HB 3

Interdorm Counci! 10:00 p.m. Monday

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PIlTk PLOID C( 1. CERT 11 D.C.

Meeting May 8 JGA OPPIC

Wednesday we were fortunate e- nough to see link Ployd in con- cert at the Kennedy Center in DC. They played to a capacity crowd, mainly composed of serious foll- owers of this type of music.

As I walked into the auditor- ium, I was handed a program b^ a sterile lo king woman who then ushered me to my se't. As I read the notes on Pink Ployd, the lig- hts dimmed to reveal alternately flashing red, green and blue lig- hts „

Pirst entered Pick l/right, the organist, who let music slowly seep out of the speakers, while Nicky Mason, the percussionist, took his place behind his massxve drum set. Roger Paters, the bass player, then came on stage, fo- llowed by David Gilmour, the quitarist.

The first song, "Eclipse", started very quietly, with a_hea- rt throb going on somewhere in back of the auditorium. As the song proceeded and changed into a multitude of various melodies, the strange effects eraanating_ch- anged into a multitude of various melodies, the strange effects emanating from the group's flaw- less 360 sound system also cha- nged to fit the scene(Exv when the lyrics talk of money, some- where from behind and to the right was a cash register opening, while in front were the dropping of many coins).

Although the words imply a sense of ps.ranoia about the world, the way that Wright and Gilmour sing is.very soft and soothing, tending to tell the audience not to worry. This is prevalent in all of their songs. They never raise their voices to any high level.

The light show was used to ur- ansnort t1 e audience to another state of consciousness. The lights were changed at strategic points in the music, to affect a change in the mood from anxiety to lun- acy. /hen the song ended an tuur later, the rotating police flash- ers, and red, green and blue spo- ts descended upon the group with the final his of the light ma- chine seemingly its dying breath,

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After intermission, the group played "One of These Days", an Instrumental piece taken from their Meddle LP. The song is fast moving, and to some might seem repetitious, but did in- deed create the mood of really hauling ass.

The next song, "Careful With That Axe, Eugene," was taken from their Ommugumma LP. Start- ing very slow, the group worked the audience into anticipation of something big. But nobody ex- pected what happened next. At the climatic point of the song, where the voice is supposed to scream, three canisters of powder exploded behind the group, which really scared the shit out of me. Smoke descended upon the group, giving the lights a rain- bow effect and putting the group on what seemed to be a cloud.

The next song, "Echoes", also taken from the Meddle LP, was similar to "Eclipse", except that in the middle a segment was played entirely by tape, while the group, with bowed heads, were in complete darkness. The intri- cate guitar and organ double solos weave themselves together perfectly to produce a dreamy effect.

Eor an encore, the group played another song from the Ummagumma LP called "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun". It was started by the organ and table drums playing in a minor key, with bass and guitar building up slowly. As the song reached a high point, the gong which was being played by Roger Waters, burs- ted into flames, giving the group a magical sense of sor- cery and alchemy.

Eor those of you who didn't see the concert Wednesday night (which is more than 99^ of you), you really missed a real mind bender. The trip to B.C. was well worth it,

Kathy Uhler and Andy Easley

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Please send articles, comments, contributions, etc. to The Elxer, Box. 4295, Campus . We continue tc print all articles we receive.

A person who identified him- self as a C.I.A. employee was seen talking to an administration: official almost before Harambee registered this weekend's demon- i stratlon. It is not known ;what caused the meeting, but the demon- stration was discussed (and pro- bably attended by the CIA.)

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Before the November elections, the Nixon administration will have deployed in three years as much bomb tonnage as the^John- son administration did in five.

The anti-war demonstration on Saturday was a very good thing._ It was not a massive demonstratror (and was never intended to be such) since on May 2 Madison stu- dents voted to withdraw all. American troops (air, sea and ground) from Vietnam, Large numbers were not needed for a successful demonstration. For an "informative" demonstration, one in which the objective is to gain media coverage and bring a suo- ject up before the public, large crowds are not a must. This is what the Saturday demonstratots tried the achieve, media cover- age of all of Saturday's events, including the demonstration.

While Madison dedicated a new S5 million P.E. building demonstrators outside^ made the public think of Indochina, if only for a few seconds. In the time it took Harry Flood Byrd, Jr. (Ind.-Va.) to deliver his speech in Wilson Hall American bombers deliver 100 million^ lbs. of explosives to the Viet- namese peonle. People should not be able to forget such actions. Indochina cannot become somrthlng one pushes into the back of his mind, solely because it is the Vietnamese who are now

- dying by the thousands every week, and not Americans. This was the main objective of Sat- urday's demonstration, I thought, and they achieved it.

Jay Rainey

— 0 REGISTER AND VOTE NIXON OUT!

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After intermission, the group played "One of These hays", an Instrumental piece taken from their Meddle LP. The song is fast moving, and to some might seem repetitious, but did in- deed create the mood of really hauling ass.

The next song, "Careful With That Axe, Eugene," was taken from their Ommugumma LP. Start- ing very slow, the group worked the audience into anticipation of something big. But nobody ex- pected what happened next. At the climatic point of the song, where the voice is supposed to scream, three canisters of powder exploded behind the group, which really scared the shit out of me. Smoke descended upon the group, giving the lights a rain- bow effect and putting the group on what seemed to be a cloud.

The next song, "Echoes", also taken from the Meddle LP, was similar to "Eclipse", except that in the middle a segment was played entirely by tape, while the group, with bowed heads, were in complete darkness. The intri- cate guitar and organ double solos weave themselves together perfectly to produce a dreamy effect,

For an encore, the group played another song from the Ummagumma LP called "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun", It was started by the organ and table drums playing in a minor key, with bass and guitar building up slowly. As the song reached a high point, the gong which was being played by Roger Waters, burs- ted into flames, giving the group a magical sense of sor- cery and alchemy.

For those of you who didn't see the concert Wednesday night (which is more than 99^ of you), you really missed a real mind bender. The trip to B.C. was wrell worth it.

Kathy Uhler and Andy Easley

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media coverage and bring a sub- ject up before the public, large crowds are not a must. This is what the Saturday demonstrat0.1 s tried the achieve, media cover- age of all of Saturday's events, including the demonstration,

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public think of Indochina, only for a few seconds. In the time it took Harry Flood Byrd, Jr. (Ind.-Va.) to deliver his speech in Wilson Hall_American bombers deliver 100 million^ lbs. of explosives to the Viet- namese peonle. People should not be able to forget such actions, Indochina cannot become somrthing one pushes into the back of his mind, solely because it is the Vietnamese who are now dying by the thousands every week, and not Americans. This was the main objective of Sat- urday's demonstration, I thought, and they achieved it.

Jay Rainey

REGISTER AND VOTE NIXON OUT!

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COPS BUST 18 STUDENTS AT UNIVER- SITY OP TORONTO LIBRARY SIT IN

18 students were arrested for trespassing after staging a sit-in at the University of toronto on March 10-12. About 100 students occupied the Senate Chambers of the main University admissions building to protest the univer«. sity's refusal to grant undergrad- uates use of the new Roberts Lib- rary. The library will be used only by graduates and faculty. About'30 campus security and 24

Toronto policemen broke up the sit-in March 10 without any warn- ing. The cops refused to talk or negotiate with any of the 35 re- maining students and punched SAC president Bob Spencera in the nose when he tried to negoiate with them.

The last time University of Toronto students held a sit-in and occupied the Senate Chambers, was in thespring' of* 1970 -when they won thier demands for funds for a day-care center. President Claude Bissell didn't call in the cops that time.

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How to Lessen the Damage of Booze Alcohol (and speed) causes brain

damage, they're sure. ( no certain rap on other light drugs, but those they're sure of.) Alcohol robs the brain of B vitamins, and cells die. Y<5u cancounteract the effect" toy-'-eatingj&anuf adtured white bread, which is fortied with B vitamins. Of course, if you're into .juice to get drunk and a lit- tle deader and well hungover, watch out for bread.

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WARNING: GRASS MAY LEAD TO HEAVIER THINGS!

Marijuana cigarettes shouldn't be legalized, a Columbia University sociologist warns, because they may lead to something "far more harmful": tobacco cigarettes.

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niggers all, man.The hippies and yippies are trying to break out of the system and work thier way down, and -we're trying to break m and work up.

Dick Gregory^

BILLIONS OF BURGERS SPROUT NEvi 8-STORY MacDONALD'S BUILDIiJG All across America, from coast

coast, from village to crossroad, , vou can't go very far before you

come upon, yes, another MacDonalo & Hamburgers stand proudly proclaiming. "Billions Sold". As more and more Americans hit the road,_Macponald & managed to stay a few hitching stop ahead with thier famous product.

Try to calculate how much you think the MacDonald's Corp._has rak- ed in since it started selling i s billions. It's enough money for the company to be able to move out of downtown Chicago (with all those gaudy lights and hamburgers stands) to a plush 8-story building of thier own in green suburban Oak^Brook. True to thier foward-looking ideas, MacDonald's has furnished thier of- fices with truly modern flair. are no walls between offices- all o it is designed as "open space" with file cabinets, furniture, and tall green plants. "At first it was hor- rible," said Excutive Vice-president

John Cooke. "We had people drifting in and out." .

"There were also complaints, re- ports Time Magizine, "about fellow workers who unknowingly "trespassed on the work space of others." But's that not all. It seems that

there's a "think tank" in a sealed- off area on the. 7"^ floor. One area consists of a soundproof workroom with dimmable lights, a hassock, a

beanbag chair, a desk adjusted from sitting to standing height, and walls,floor, and ceiling covered in biege Pseud°su®<?®* far from there is the meditation i-oom" which supposedly can be used by excutive and secretary alike. The floor is a giant waterbed,9 feet in diameter. The walls are covered with a suedelike material and con- cealed loudspeakers with piped in stero equipment.

What a perfect place ^slt f". „ dream up new ways of making billions more^of those delicious MacDonald's hamburgers. _ _ .

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Dick Gregory

BILLIONS OF BURGERS SPROUT NEW 8-STORY MacDONALD'S BUILDING All across America, from coast .-

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COFS RUST 18 STUDENTS AT UNIVER- SITY OP TORONTO LIBRARY SIT IN _ _

18 students were arrested for wrthe'Foad','naoDonald-s trespassing after staging a sit-in d t stay a few hitching stops at the University of toronto on with thier famous product. March 10-12. About 100 students ahead ^Jhier^la™^ ^ you

occupied the Senate Chambers of ■/ the ^acDonald.s Corp. has rak- the mam University admissions — sinc^ it started selling its' building to protest the univer? ea in sm ~ m for the

sity's refusal to grant undergrad- te able to move out of uates use of the new_Roberts Lib- Chicago (with all those

gaudy lights and hamburgers stands} to a plush 8-story building of thier own in green suburban 0ak_Brook. True to thier foward-looking ideas, KacDonald's has furnished thier of- fices with truly modern flair. Thebe are no walls between offices- alt .fj1

rary. The library will be used only by graduates and faculty.

About" 30 campus security and 24 Toronto policemen broke up the sit-in March 10 without any warn- ing. The cops refused to talk or negotiate with any of the 35 be- maining students and punched SAC . , ~ ^ 4-V» /r\ v-iO» maining students and punched SAC desTPned as "open space" with president Bob Spencera in the nose it is^esi^ and tall file'cabinets, furniture, and tall

green plants. "At first it was hor- rible," said Excutive Vice-president

John Cooke. "We had people drifting in and out." , . ^ „

"There were also complaints, re- ports Time Magizine, "about fellow workers who unknowingly trespassed on the work space of others." But's that not all. It seems that

_there's a "think tank"' in a sealed-

/dx ■-( of*" abea on the 7th floor. One area ^- ()+)?., }-/»• •}^? -z consists of a soundproof workroom

How to lessen the Damage of Sooze with dimable lights, a hassock, a Alcohol (and speed) causes brain i0eanbag chair, a desk ^hat.ca3?.° maxrp. thcv're sure. ( no certain ad-iUSted from sitting to standing

height, and walls.floor, and ceiling

when he tried to negoiate with them.

The last time University of Toronto students held a sit-in and occupied the Senate Chambers, was in thespring'of; 1970 -when

they won thier demands for funds for a day-care center. President Claude Bissell didn't call in the cops that time.

LNS

damage, they're sure. ( no certain rap on other light drugs, but those they're sure of.) Alcohol robs the brain of B vitamins, and cells die. Ybu cancounteract the effect" "by'seatingjjaanuf adtured ...i i c? -for*"hi prl

covered in biege pseudosuede. Not far from there is the "meditation room" which supposedly can be used by excutive and secretary alike. effect" "by^eating-jaanuladturea < b excutive and secrexaiy .+

white bread, which is fortied with The floor is a giant waterbed,9 ieex B vitamins. Of course, if you're i diameter. The walls are covered - with a suedelike material and con-

cealed loudspeakers with piped in stero equipment. . . r,

What a perfect place ^. o:Lt, ons

dream up new ways of making billio more of those delicious MacDonald hamburgers.

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into juice to get drunk and a lit- tle deader and well hungover, watch out for bread.

Whole Earth Catalog

WARNING-. GRASS MAY LEAD TO HEAVIER THINGS!

Marijuana cigarettes shouldn't be legalized, a Columbia University sociologist warns, because they may lead to something "far more harmful"s tobacco cigarettes.

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the fixer page 6

In peace, children bury their parents. In war, parents bury their children, ^'hus, war upsets the natural order of things.

Aeschelysus @ 500 B.C.

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Con gratulations to the student body on its selection of an SGA treasurer.for the year. Lorne Gurne resigned his pos- ition Tuesday the 2nd.

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CRUNCHY GRANOLA

MIX-- 4c. rolled oats 1c. wheat germ lYzc. shredder unsweetened coconut 1c . chopped nuts 1c. hulles sunflower seeds He. sesame seeds He. flax seed He. bran 1c. ground roasted soybeans

HEAT — He. oil (s esame, soy or corn) He. honey Ht. vanilla

ADO— honey-oil mixture to dry ingredi- ents and mix (mixture will he dry.)

SPREAD-- mixture on oiled cookie sheet or jelly roll pan (cookie sheet with sides-and bake at 32$*about 15 minutes until light brown.

WHOE EARTH CATALOGUE

Alpha Sigma Tau is holding a car wash on Saturday May 1.3 at College Esso from -■ till 2, The cost is one dollar per :ab, fifty cents per motorcycle, and twenty-five cents per bicycle.

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Ue need to get kids out of the school buildings, Give thea a chance to learn about the world at first hand. It is a very re- cent idea, and a crazy one, that the wcy- to tesch our young, people about the world they live^ in is to take them out ot it and shut them up in brick bocos,

John Holt

UTOPIA? (YiRGiril SITLE')' A number of communes are pro-

spering after adopting a hard- nosed, businesslike dp roach, re- ports the Wall Street Journel. Twin Oaks, a Virginia group esta- blished on the basis of B.P. Skinner's concept of non-compe- tition, is noii? a corporation with a board of planners. "Group con- sensus becomes a silly forum' for people fond of their owr voices," explains spokeswomen Hat Griebe, "My solution: Let them talk- then have experienced, responsible peo- ple make decisions."

Harry. Ping The Militant. .

Dear Fixer Staff: We enjoy your newspaper and have

become faithful readers. We believe, however that The Breeze has finally surpassed you as a more progressive form of news media in their April 21 issue. We are referring to the appeara k of the diddoe advertisement in the low left hand corner of page six. If you truly believe that this little device is merely a cordless massager as the as suggests, we refer you to Dr. Reuteen's book Everything Yo$ Always Wanted to Know about Sex but Were,Afraid to Ask, the chapter entitled "Masturbation"..

C'mon "ixer Staff, get on the stick! (if you will pardon the expression.)

Signed, "Good Ass in Gifford" (C.O.M.)

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, WORDS Wojds-empty words spoken without the meaning understood

Oh, dear God, . .Why does life begin

and end with love?

Did I really need him? When will we stop hurting, each other seperated by time and knowledge, ye5 we touched in the brief moment of endless time.

I thank you for bringing him to me at n. time when no one else would have dome so much for me

I pray that some day he may understand what really happened.

Oh, dear Lord, will I?

Anonymouh

LOCKED

Inside an empty cell. ' What's happening-

what are they doing?

Now, I hear the key opening the door to a new experience for me to fln§

But with this new freedom, will t, will I be, able to accomplish the neal goals that I have found for myself?

Maybe, someday I will know.

Anonymous

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the fixer page 6

In peace, children bury their parents. In war, parents bury their children. i'hus, war upsets the natural order of thin gs.

Aeschelysus @ 500 B.C.

0

Con gratulations to the student body on its selection of an SGA treasurer.for the year. Lorne Gurne resigned his pos- ition Tuesday the 2nd.

0

CRUNCHY GRANOLA

MIX-- 4c. rol1ed oats 1c. wheat germ VAc. shredded unsweetened coconut 1c. chopped nuts 1c. hulles sunflower seeds Ac. sesame seeds Ac. flax seed Ac. bran 1c. ground roasted soybeans

HEAT— Ac. oil (sesame, soy or corn) Ac. honey At. vanilla

ADD— honey-oil mixture to dry ingredi- ents and mix (mixture will be dry.)

SPREAD— mixture on oiled cookie sheet or jelly roll pan (cookie sheet with sides-and bake at 52(?'about 15 minutes until light brown.

WHOE EARTH CATALOGUE

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Alpha Sigma Tau is holding a car wash on Saturday May 13 at College Esso from 3 till 2, The cost is one dollar per ^afc, fifty cents per motorcycle, and twenty-five cents per bicycle.

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We need to get kids out of the school buildings, give then; a chance to learn about the world at first hand. It is a vqtj re- cent idea, and a crazy one, that the wc^ to teach our young people about the world they live in is to take them out ot it and shut them up in brick bocos,

John Holt

UIOPIA? (VXRGIi'Ta STILE)' A number of communes are nro-

spering after adopting a hard- nosed, businesslike ap roach, re- ports the Wall Street Jpurnel. Twin Caks, a Virginia group esta- blished on the basis of B.Eo Skinner's ccncept of non-compe- tition, is now a corporation with a board of planners. "Group con- sensus becomes a silly forum.' for people fond of their ova voices," explains spokeswomen Hat Griebe, "My solution: Let them talk- then have experienced, responsible peo- ple make decisions."

Harry. Sing The Militant. .

Dear Fixer Staff: We enjoy your newspaper and have

become faithful readers. We believe, however that The Breeae has finally surpassed you as a more progressive form of news media in their April 21 issue. We are referring to the appeara of the diddoe advertisement in the low left hand corndr of page-six. If you truly believe that this little device is merely a cordless massager as the a suggests, we refer you to Dr. Reuben's book Everything Yog Always Wanted to Know about Sex but Were,Afraid to Ask, the chapter entitled "Masturbation"»

C'mon nixer Staff, get on the stick (if you will pardon the expression.)

Signed, "Good Ass in Gifford" (C.O.M.)

0

. WORDS Woids-empty words spoken without the meaning understood

Oh, dear God, . .Why does life begin

and end with love?

Did I really need hi'm? When will we stop hurting, each other seperated by time and knowledge, ye5 we touched in the brief moment of endless time.

I thank you for bringing him to me at -a time when no one else would have done so much for me

I pray that some day he may understand what really happened.

Oh, dear Lord, will I?

Anonymoujfe

LOOKED

• Inside an empty cell. 5

What's happening- what are, they doing?

Now, I hear the key opening the door to a new experience for me to fin^

But with this new freedom, will 1, will I be able to accomplish the neSJ

goals that I have found for myself?

Maybe, someday I will know.

Anonymous