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THE DEUX-SÈVRES MONTHLY

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CONTENTSWelcome! to Issue 23 of ‘The Deux-Sèvres Monthly’ magazine.

Well,  firstly  let  me  say  “Happy  New  Year”  to  you  all.    Let’s  hope  it  is  a  healthy  and  prosperous  one!  

For  Rob  and  I  this  month,  it  will  be  a  quiet  time.  After  the  bustle  of  Christmas  AND  the  stress  of  finishing  the  barn  in  time...we  certainly  now  need  some   time   to   rest   and   enjoy  our   new   space.    January  also  is  a  time  for  us  to  think  about  what  

we  would  like  to  do  and  see  in  the  coming  year,  and  to  plan  the  next  stage  of  renovations!    (Yes  I  know  -­‐  we  are  mad!)  

I  hope  you  all  enjoyed  plenty  of  festive  cheer  and  have  lots  of  New  Year  resolutions  to  think  about...        Have  a  lovely  January.

Email: [email protected] or Tel: 05 49 70 26 21.

THIS  MONTH’S  ADVERTISERS  A  La  Bonne  Vie  (Restaurant)......................................................................Ace  Pneus  (Tyre  Supplier  &  Fitter)............................................................Affordable  UK  Designs  (Kitchens  &  UPVC  D/Glazing)...............................AKE  Petits  Travaux  (Builder)......................................................................Alan  Pearce  (Plumbing  &  Heating)............................................................Andrew  Longman  (Plumber).....................................................................An  English  Nursery  in  France  (Garden  Centre).........................................Antiquites  Decoration  &  Galerie  du  309...................................................Blevins  Franks  Financial  Management  Ltd................................................British  Mobile  Mechanic  (John  Purchase).................................................Burg  European  Removals..........................................................................Cafe  Cour  du  Miracle.................................................................................Café  des  Belles  Fleurs................................................................................Caniclôture  (Hidden  fencing).....................................................................Charente  Hair  &  Make  Up.........................................................................Chris  Bassett  Construction........................................................................Christies  (English  Book  Shop  and  Tea  Room)............................................Consultus  Care  &  Nursing  Ltd...................................................................Cottage  Services  (Garden  Maintenance)..................................................CSB  Construction.......................................................................................Cut  46  (Hair  Salon).....................................................................................Dave  Bowring  (Electrician)........................................................................D  J  Maintenance  (Handyman)...................................................................David  Watkins  (Chimney  Sweep)..............................................................deVere  Group  (Financial  Advisors)............................................................Energie-­‐79..................................................................................................Fresco  Interiors  (Interior  Design)..............................................................George  Rayner  Computers........................................................................Glass  2  France  (uPVC  Windows  &  Doors).................................................Glynn  Chubb  (Carpenter  /  Joiner).............................................................Hair  by  Janet..............................................................................................Hallmark  Electronique  (Electricians  &  Sat.  Engineers)..............................Heather’s  Pet  Care  Services.......................................................................Homes  in  France  (Estate  Agent)................................................................Insink  Plumbing.........................................................................................James  Harris  (Plasterer).............................................................................John  Etherington  (Home  and  Garden)......................................................John  Snee  (Groundworks  &  Septic  Tanks).................................................John  Spray  Maçonnerie  (Stonemason).....................................................Julie’s  Cleaning  Services............................................................................La  Deuxieme  Chance  (Annie  Sloan  chalk  paint  supplier)..........................La  Joie  de  Vivre..........................................................................................Leggett  Immobilier....................................................................................Le  Relais  Délice  (Restaurant).....................................................................Magnetic  Double  Glazing..........................................................................Man  &  Van.................................................................................................MB  Plumbing  &  Building  Services.............................................................Michael  Glover  (Plasterer,  Renderer  &  Tiler)............................................Michael  Hobson  (Painter  &  Decorator).....................................................MKR  Mobile  Beauty...................................................................................ML  Computers...........................................................................................Mutuelle  de  Poitiers  Assurances...............................................................Nathan  Foster  Building  Services................................................................Pamela  Irving  (Massage  &  Reflexology)....................................................Pascale  Matéo  (French  Lessons)...............................................................Pause!  Cafe  l’Absie.....................................................................................Philip  Irving  (Mini  Digger  hire)..................................................................Poitou  Property  Services...........................................................................Premier  Autos  -­‐  Mike  Lane  (Mechanic).....................................................RDK  Roofing  &  Building  Services...............................................................Restaurant  des  Canards.............................................................................Rob  Berry  (Plasterer).................................................................................Robert  Walker  Plomberie  (Plumbing,  Heating,  Air  con)...........................Ross  Hendry  (Interface  Consulting  &  Engineering)...................................Satellite  TV  (Nigel  Gubb)...........................................................................sarl  Down  to  Earth  (Groundwork  &  Construction)...................................Siddalls  (Financial  Advisors)......................................................................Simon  The  Tiler..........................................................................................Spectrum  IFA  Group  (Amanda  Johnson)...................................................Steve  Enderby............................................................................................Sue  Burgess  (French  Courses  &  Translation)............................................Taylor  Electricté.........................................................................................The  English  Mechanic  &  Son  -­‐  Tony  Eyre...................................................Total  Renovation  Services  (Michael  Dominey).........................................Tracey  Bowring  (Hairdressing  &  Nails)......................................................Traducteurs  Assermentés  sarl  (Sworn  Translators)...................................Val  Assist  (Translation  Services)................................................................VMP  &  Steve  Reid  (Windows  &  Doors)....................................................Vendee  Pools.............................................................................................

Emergency Numbers:15 SAMU, Medical17 Gendarmes, Police18 Pompiers, Fire

112 European emergency113 Drugs and alcohol

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What’s  On.......................................................................................................4Hobbies,  Clubs  &  Associations.......................................................................5Getting  Out  &  About......................................................................................6Take  a  Festive  Break......................................................................................14Health,  Beauty  &  Fitness..............................................................................15Our  Furry  Friends..........................................................................................18The  Great  Outdoors......................................................................................20French  Life,  Food  &  Drink.............................................................................22French  Adventures.......................................................................................25Motoring.......................................................................................................26Communications...........................................................................................28Building  &  Renovation..................................................................................29Business,  Finance  &  Property.......................................................................35

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Monthly  services  in   the  English   speaking  Anglican  Church  in  the  Vendée:

Puy de SerreAll   Saints,  Vendée  holds  two  services  each  month,  on   the  2nd  and  4th   Sundays  at   the  church   of   St.  Marthe,  Puy  de   Serre,  at   11am.    After   each  service,  tea  and  coffee  is  served  in  the  parish  room  and  everyone  is  invited  to  a  ‘bring  and  share’  lunch.

Other  services  are  held  in  the  west  of  the  Vendée,  in  La  Chapelle  Achard  and  La  Chapelle  Palluau.    For  details  of  these,  please  check  the  website:    www.allsaintsvendee.fr

English  speaking  2012  Christmas  Services  across  the  Poitou-­‐Charentes:Best   wishes   for   2013   from   all   of   us   at   the   English   speaking  Church   in   the  Poitou-­‐   Charentes!  We  hope  you  will  join  us  for  some   of   our   services   and   social   events   this   year.   We   hold  church   services  every  Sunday  across  the   four   departments  of  the  Poitou-­‐Charentes.  We  look  forward  to  welcoming  you.  For  further   informaeon   please   take   a   look   at   our   website  www.church-­‐in-­‐france.com  or  speak  to  Valerie  on  05  49  97  04  21

JassayThe  Chaplaincy  of  Christ  the  Good  Shepherd,  Poitou-­‐Charentes,    has  a  Home  Group  Service  at  Jassay    commencing  at  11.00am  on  every  2nd  Sunday  in  the  month.  It   is  held  at   the  home  of  Ann  White,  a  warm  welcome  awaits  everyone  for   a  time  of  worship  and  fellowship.St LegerThe  Chaplaincy  of  Christ   the  Good  Shepherd,  Poitou-­‐Charentes,  also  holds  services  on  the  1st  Sunday  of  each  month  at  10.30am  at  St  Leger  near  Melle.  After  each  service,  tea  or  coffee  is  served  and  an  opportunity  to  meet  other  people  in  the  area.ParthenayThe  Chaplaincy  of  Christ   the  Good  Shepherd,  Poitou-­‐Charentes,  also  holds  services  on  the  4th  Sunday  of  each  month  at  10.30am  in  the  Presbytery  Rooms,  rue  de  la  Citadelle,  Parthenay,  opposite  St   Croix  Church.  After  each   service,  tea  or   coffee  is   served  and  everyone  is  invited  to  a  'bring  and  share'  lunch.

A  VERY  WARM  WELCOME  awaits  you  at  ESCOVAL  (The  English  Speaking  Church  of  the  Valley  of  the  Loire).    Communion  Services  are  held  on  the  3rd  Sunday  of  each  month  at  La  Chapelle  de  la  Bonne  Dame  de  Ranton  at  11.30am  followed  by  a  Bring  and  Share  lunch.  Full   details   of   how   to   find   us   may   be   found   on   our   website  at:  www.escoval.org   or   please   telephone  us   at:  05   49   66  79  14.    Our  GPS  address  is  46˚59'25.30  N    0˚02'06.22  W.

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New  Year’s  Day  (Jour  de  l’An)Easter  Monday  (Lundi  de  Pâques)Labour  Day (Fête  du  travail)Victory  in  Europe  Day  (Fête  de  la  Victoire)Ascension  Day (Ascension)Pentacost (Pentecôte)Pentacost (Lundi  de  Pentecôte)Naeonal  Day  (Fête  Na@onale  de  France)Assumpeon  of  Mary (Assomp@on)All  Saint’s  Day (Toussaint)Armistace  1918Christmas  Day  (Noël)

Tuesday  1st  January..........Monday  1st  April..............Wednesday  1st  May..........Wednesday  8th  May.........Thursday  9th  May.............Sunday  19th  May..............Monday  20th  May.............Sunday  14th  July...............Thursday  15th  August.......Friday  1st  November.........Monday  11th  November...Wednesday  25th  December.

The National Holidays, Religious and Feast Days 2013

1st  January  -­‐  HAPPY  NEW  YEAR!3rd  January:  Quiz  and  Fish  &  ChipsAt   the  Bar   La  Cabane  de  Vouhé,  Vouhé.  Starts  at  7.30pm.    Please  call  05  49  64  15  31  to  book.9th  January  -­‐  La  Joie  de  Vivre  sale  starts!10th  January  -­‐  Trader’s  DayAt  Pause!  Café,  L’Absie.    Please  see  advert  on  P.24  for  details.17th  January  -­‐  NALA  Team  QuizIn  aid  of  Nos  Amis  les  Animaux  (NALA),  at  Le  Chaudron,  Chantemerle,  8pm.    Maximum  6  per   team,  entry  2,50€  per  person.    Fish  &  Chips  available  from  the  bar   from  6pm.  (Huge  thanks  to  Cheryl   Appleton  and  Isabelle  &  Benoit  for  the  quiz  and  venue).18th  January  -­‐  Quiz  and  Curry  NightTrivia  quiz  with  Cheryl,  8pm  at  Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux.19th  January  -­‐  Live  Music  NightGeoff  &  Helen  play  live  at  Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux  at  8.30pm.  Please  see  their  advert  on  P.22  for  more  information.24th  January  -­‐  Chinese  EveningAt  A  La  Bonne  Vie,  Le  Beugnon.    4  course  buffet  style  meal  starting  at  7pm.    Please  find  more  details  on  P.23.30th  January  -­‐  Elementary  PC  Course.  ‘All  About  Email’A  PC   course   covering:  Online   webmail   or   email   client   (Where   is  Outlook  Express?),  How  to  create  Signature  blocks  and  Disclaimers,  Sending  Email  to  multiple  recipients  -­‐  Creating  Email  groups  -­‐  Privacy  -­‐  hoaxes!,  How  to  Attach  files  and  photos  etc  and  Using  folders   to  organise  your  emails.  Cost:  15€  for  two  hours  from  10am  to  12pm  at  Pause!  Café,  L’Absie.  Hurry!  Only  8  places  available.  To  book,  please  email:  [email protected].

                                                                                                Paperback  Jan                                                   Books  in  English                          2nd  Jan:     Cafe  Cour  de  Miracle,  Vouvant.  2.30  -­‐  4.30pm3rd  Jan:     Bar  le  Palais,  St  Aubin  le  Cloud.  2  -­‐  5pm3rd  Jan:     Bar  La  Cabane  de  Vouhé,  Vouhé.  6.30  -­‐  8pm*4th  Jan:     Bar  de  la  Paix,  Thouars.       12.00  -­‐  2pm4th  Jan:     Le  Tipsy  Bar,  Coulonges-­‐sur-­‐l’Autize.    4  -­‐  6pm6th  Jan:     Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux  .  2  -­‐  4pm10th  Jan:    Pause!  Cafe,  L’Absie.    2-­‐  5pm11th  Jan:     Jan’s  home,  La  Ferrière-­‐en-­‐Parthenay.  11am  -­‐  4pm12th  Jan:     Cafe  Le  Chauray,  St  Maixent  l’Ecole.    10.00am  -­‐  1pm30th  Jan:     Le  P’tit  Bar  Boucard,  Ménigoute.    4pm  -­‐  6pm31st  Jan:     La  Joie  de  Vivre,  Moncoutant.    2pm  -­‐  5pm

For  more  info  contact  Jan  on:06  08  30  73  29  or  email:  [email protected]

*+  Quiz  &  Fish  and  Chips

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Alone  in  France? We  are  a  group  of  people   living  alone   in  the  L'Absie  area  who  meet  regularly  for  coffee  and  lunches.    We  meet  on  the  1st  and  3rd  Tuesdays  at  11am  for  coffee  at  the  Pause  cafe  in  L'Absie.    Our  lunches  are  at  different  venues  each  month.  There's  a  warm  welcome  if  you'd  like  to  join  us.  More  details  from  Frank  05  49  69  80  47.

Association Meridien GreenWe  are  an  Anglo-­‐French  group  which  was  founded   in  2001   for  mutual  understanding  of  each  other's  language  and  culture.  We  meet  twice  weekly  in   the  Salle  des  Associations  in  St   Coutant,  79120.    The  best  way  to   find  out  more  is  to  visit  our  website  -­‐  www.meridiengreen.asso.fr  or  contact  Maureen  Dalby:  05  49  29  94  50.The  name  of  our  group  comes  from  the  fact   that  St  Coutant   is  on  the  Greenwich  Meridian!

Hobbies, Clubs & Associations...

The  Filling  Station  Poitou-­‐CharentesMeetings  at  The  Little  Stone  Church,  14b  Avenue  de  d’Hôtel   de  Ville.  79110  Chef  Boutonne.  ALL  WELCOME.  Interested  to  find  out  more?  Please  view  the  website:  www.thefillingstation.org.uk    or  contact    Mike  Willis  05  49  87  89  16.  [email protected]  Filling  Station,  Vendee  SouthMeetings   at  La  Grange,  39  rue  du  centre,  Thouarsais  Bouildroux  85410.  Tel  Chris  &  Julie  on  Tel:  0960  497850.

Franglais  ThouarsThe   Thouars   ‘Franglais’   group   meets   every   Wednesday   from  19.30h   to   21.00h,   in   the   Association’s   centre   at   7   rue   Anne  Desrays,  Thouars,  for  conversation  in  English  and  French.We   welcome   those   of   all   nationalities   who   would   like   to  participate.  Either  come  along  to  see  us  one  evening,  or  contact  us  at:  Mobile:    06  52  21  92  34  ~  Email:    [email protected]

The Harmonics   based   in  the   Salle   d'Annexe   behind  the   mairie   in   Civray.  We   meet   each  Wednesday   from   2.00pm   to  4.00pm.   No   experience   necessary   just   a   willingness   and  commitment   to  learn.  We   sing   all   sorts   of  music,   from   stage   and  screen,   gospel,   classical,   country   songs,   madrigals   and   in   several  languages,  whatever  the  music  dictates.  We  are  a  small  and  friendly  group  who  would  love   to  meet  you.  Contact:  Dolly  Ait  Boualou:05  45   22   89   32   /   email   [email protected] or Margaret  Gomersall  on  05  49  48  09  02  /  email:  [email protected]

Book Group....meeting 2nd Thursday of the month from 3pm at Christies Tea Room & Bookshop, Gençay, 86160.Take a look at the Book Group page on the website: www.chezchristies.com for more information.

Secondigny Running Club...Put the bounce back in your step.Join our friendly and supportive running group.All abilities welcome.Email Kelly for more details: [email protected]

LA  CHAPELLE  GAUDIN  CRAFT  GROUPWe  are   a  small  group   of   ladies  who  are  keen  to  meet  other   like  minded   people   to   form  a  craft   circle.     All   crafts  are  welcome  -­‐  needlecraft,  paper  craft  -­‐  anything  goes!If  you  are   interested,  please  contact  HELEN  AURELIUS  HADDOCK:  [email protected]  or  join  us  on  FACEBOOK

I  speak  English  and  4  other  European  languages  (all  self  taught)  and  I  am   looking  for  somebody  to   speak  face  to   face  and   by  telephone  to  practice  my  English.    I  live  in  Chauray,  79180Please   contact  me  by  email:  [email protected].  or  by  telephone:  06  47  33  74  34.International  journalist,  Consultant  for  unemployed  seniors  and  professional  speaker.

Beginnersʼ Dance lessons: Rock ʻnʼ Roll: Fridays at 8pm.Cha Cha Cha & Waltz: Mondays at 7pmSalle Leo Lagrange in Parthenay.For details of other classes and social events contact: [email protected] or call Chris on: 05 49 94 20 23

Through the Lens GroupLocal photography group who meets on the last Monday in each month to chat about all things photography! New members welcome. For further information contact:Ian Gawn: 02 51 00 84 52 or Brian Preece: 05 49 72 09 94

Les Amis Solitaires

We  are  a  group  of  people  living  alone  in  France.    We  meet  up  for  coffee  mornings  from  11am.1st  Tuesday:  The  Gallery,  Civray  (coinciding  with  market  day).Every  2nd  &  4th  Thursday,  The  Lemon  Tree,  Sauzé  Vaussais.Every  3rd  Thursday,  Le  Bistrot  Centrale  in  Ruffec.    More  details   from  Gwen  Shepherd  05   49  87   91   79  or  email  [email protected]

Le   Tallud   Boules   en   bois   are   offering   sessions   every  Wednesday   from  16h   to  18h  from  April  through   to  September  

2013  at   the  parc  de  Loisirs,  Le  Tallud.    Everyone  is  welcome   to  come  and  play  or   learn   the  game  of   boules   en   bois.   We   have   all  the   equipment,  just  turn  up  for  half  an  hour  or  more  for  a  bit  of  exercise  and  socialising.  D e t a i l s   f r om   R o s ema r y   W i l l i am s o n  

2nd Sunday Motorcycle Clubwww.2ndsundayclub.fr

If you would like to attend our coffee mornings please contact us via the website........New members always welcome!

Open Door Lending LibraryOver 7000 fiction and non-fiction books and DVDsOpen Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday mornings from

10h00 to midday at 18 rue Pierre Pestureau, Civray (86400)Individual membership 6€, family membership 10€

www.opendoor-civray.com

Book  Club  Thouars.    Do  you  enjoy  reading  a  cracking  good  story?  And  talking  to  others  about  it?  Do  you  live  in  north  79,  south  49  or  north  86?    Come  along  on  Monday  21  January  at  2.30pm  to  the  Bar   de  la  Paix,  Thouars   (where  Paperback  Jan  hangs  out  on  first  Fridays)   and   find   out   about   a  new  club   for   readers   of   fiction   -­‐  current,   classic,   historical,   crime  &   thrillers,   sci-­‐fi,   romance   you  name  it!     Google  Maps     link:  http://goo.gl/maps/hOcsK.  Contact  Alison  Morton  at  [email protected]  for  more  information.

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Getting Out & About...

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Wednesdays:Thursdays:

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Reel Fish & Chips Traditional English style Fish & Chips We  have  no  Fish  and  Chips  venues  this  month.  Instead  we  will  be  delivering  ‘The  DSM’  to  the  following  places  for  collection  at  any  time  during  the  month.

*Bar  Tabac  PMU,  Bouille-­‐Loretz    *Bar  'au  bon  accueil',  St  Martin  de  Sanzay  

Tel: 06 04 14 23 94, or visit: www.reelfishandchips.net

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La  Vendee  Chippy  will   be  Under  New  Management   from  the  New  Year.    Venues  will  resume  as  normal  in  February  2013.For  more  info  please  email:  [email protected]

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VIVA LAS VEGAS!When   I   decided   to   organise   a   charity   cabaret   evening,   I   had  forgotten  what  a  huge  amount  of  work  it  can  be.    Back  in  August  I  persuaded   my   good   friend   Nigel   Skinner   to   come   along   and  perform   at   a   charity   cabaret   in   aid   of   the   French   and   UK  Hemochromatosis  Societies.

He  was  very  willing,  and  I  thought  to  myself    "Great  -­‐  job  done!".How  wrong  I  was!

In  my  past  life  in  the  UK,  I  had  worked  alongside  a  team  of  willing  parents  raising  funds  for  our  daughters'  school,  and  quickly  learned  that  as  a  one-­‐man  band,  this  was  going  to  be  a  much  harder  job  to  get  organised  than  I  originally  thought.

My  first  huge  blunder  was  I  had  managed  to  book  an  evening  that  coincided  with  the  Reaction  Theatre's  performance,  plus  not  one,  but  two   local  quiz  team  events!    If  that  wasn't  bad  enough,  there  were  a  myriad  of  reasons  why  most  people  I  knew  could  not  come  along.  It  started  to  look  a  bit  grim.    There  was  a  point  along  the  way  where  I  thought  I  may  have  needed  to  cancel,  but  then  my  brother  -­‐in  law  stepped  in  and  saved  the  day.    He  is  our  family  "Imagineer"  and   from  that   point,  took  the  helm  and   steered   me   in   the   right  direction.

We   advertised   the   event   through   my   network  of   local   contacts,  who   in   turn   handed   out   leaflets   and   posters   in   their   respective  activity  circles  -­‐  line  dancing,  gardening  club,  book  club,  and  so  on.  It  was  a  real  revelation  to  see  how  organised  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  ex-­‐pat  community  is!    Sarah  Berry  was  a  darling  and  put  in  a  fabulous  ad   into  The  DSM  which  we  used  as  a  template  for  the  tickets  and  posters,  which   helped   raise   awareness   in   the   area   as   well.   Our  Maire  organised  a  leaflet  drop  for  the  entire  village  too.

Anyway,  back  to  my  brother  in  law.........He  is  not  a  man  to  think  on  modest   scales,  whatever   the  budget.  He  was  soon  ordering  smoke  machines,  red  carpet,  and  enough  ice  to  encase  a  mammoth.  My  worries  grew  as  I  spent  more  and  more,  praying  that  I  wasn't  going  to  make  a  loss  on  the  event.He  then  suggested   I  ask  the  "LIFT"   ladies  to   lend  us  some  of  his  more  bizarre  requests,  and  as  ever,  Zena  Sabestini  came  up  trumps,  first  with  a  pair  of  patio  gas  burners  (don't  ask!)  and  then  a  decent  sized  ice  machine.    I  began  to  think  that  we  may  just  pull  it  off.

The   24th  November   came  around   soon  enough  and  a  very  small  team  of  us  gathered  at  the  Salle  de  Fetes  and  we  spent   the  entire  

day  giving  it  the  "Las  Vegas"  treatment.    The  effect  was  stunning  -­‐  we  had  a  proper  stage  with  backdrop  and  lighting,  a  colour  themed  seating  area,  balloons  in  their   hundreds  and  a  bar   festooned  with  ice  buckets  crammed  with  beer,  sparkling  wine  and  the  like,  which  were   eagerly   to   be   taken   to   tables   by  our   bistro-­‐style   waiters,  headed  up  by  my  daughter  and  nephew.

All   we   needed   now   were   our   audience,  and   we   were   not   to   be   disappointed.  Everyone   turned   up,  and   we   had   a   large  number  of  walk-­‐ins  too.  The  music  started,  the  bar  opened  at  it  was  game  on.

Nigel   was   joined   by   local   artists,   Three  Plus  One,  and  soon  everyone  was  dancing  to   the   excellent   music   on   offer.     Our  intermission  saw  the  serving  up  of  around  150  home  made  British   style  pies,  made  by   my   Mum   and   sister,   which   were  devoured   with   enthusiasm.     There   was  

also  a  raffle  of  exciting  prizes  ranging  from  a  case  of  vintage  wine  to  a  set  of  acrylic  nails.    Nigel's  sets  really  added  that    final  soupcon  of  Las  Vegas  magic  to  the  evening  and  gave  us  his  best  performance  to   date   amid   the   swirl   of   the  smoke   machine   and   the   disco-­‐style  lights.

The   evening   came   and   went   all  too  quickly  and  was  an  enormous  hit.   At   the   time   of   writing   we  have   raised   1200   euros,   but  donations  are  still  coming  in.

It  would  be  impossible  to  thank  all  those  who  gave  their  time,  donations  and  money  to  make  this  first  event  such  a  success,  but  you  know  who  you  are,  and  I  am  so  very  grateful  to  you  all.

If  you  would  like  to  learn  more  about  hereditary  haemochromatosis,  or  would   like   to  give  a  donation   to   this  event,  please  follow  these  links:  www.everyclick.com/vivalasvegas  ,  www.hemochromatose.fr  and  www.haemochromatosis.org.uk

by Helen Aurelius-Haddock

Photos:-Below: The salle decorated Las Vegas style. Above right: Guests enjoying the live music Above Left: Nigel getting started.

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Bonne Année. C’est le Nouvel An.

So  why  Bonne  Année  but  le  Nouvel  An?    What  is  the  difference  between  «un  an»  and  «une  année»?

«An»   is   a   unit   of   time   used   with   cardinal   numbers.   «Année»  emphasises   the   duration   and   can   be   used   with   adjectives   and  ordinal  numbers.    It  is  more  descriptive.

So  we  say  he  is  6  years  old  «il   a   6   ans»   but   that   his  brother   got  married   in   his   twentieth   year   «son   frère   s'est   marié   dans   sa  vingtième  année».    We  say  «chaque  année»  (every   year)  and  not  «chaque  an».    Either  of  the  two  words  can  be  used  with  prochain,  dernier,   nouveau.   With   any   other   adjective   the   only   choice   is  «année».    

Similarly  we   can   use   «matin»/«matinée»,  «soir»/«soirée»,  «jour    »/«journée».     The  masculine  words  «matin»,  «soir»   and   «jour»  refer  to  the  units  of  time.  The  feminine  words  «matinée»,    «soirée»  and   «journée»  refer   to  the  whole   length  of   time  of  the  morning,  evening  or  day.

«ce   soir,   je   fais...»   This   evening   I   am   ….   and   we   would   use  «Bonsoir»   as   a   greeting.     However   if   you  are  saying  goodbye  to  someone   at   the  beginning  of  the  evening  and   the  evening   is  still  young,  you  can   hope   they  will   have  a  pleasant  evening  and  wish  them  «bonne  soirée».

You  would  say  «j'ai  passé  une  très  bonne  soirée»  (I've  had  a  good  evening)  and  not  «un  bon  soir»..    «matin/matinée»  work  in  more  or  less  the  same  way.    We  say  «ce  matin,  je  vais  au  marché»:  (this  morning   I  am  going   to   the  market).   «Matin»   is   an   indication   of  time.    We  say  "la  matinée  est   belle,  il   fait  chaud"  (it's  a  beautiful  morning,  it's  hot).

When   someone   wishes   you   a   “bonne   journée”   they  are   hoping  that  you  will  have  a  good  day,    all  day  long.    

And  here's  something  else:«l'année»   goes   from  1st   January  to  31st  December.  «Un  an»   is  a  twelve   month   period   which   may   not   run   from   January   till  December.    When  you  have  been  here  a  year,  you  can  say  «je  suis  là  depuis  un  an»  even  if  you  arrived  in  May  and  it  is  now  the  end  of  April.

«Jour   –   Journée»   «Le   jour»   is   the   day   on   the   calendar.     «La  journée»   is  24  hours  which  do   not   necessarily  coincide  with   the  beginning  of  the  day.  «une  journée  de  travail»  (a  day  of  work)  can  begin  at  9am  and  end  rather  late.    «Bonne  Nuit!»

by  Sue  BurgessVocabulary  /  Vocabulaire

L'an  dernier  /  l'année  dernière,  j'ai  étudié  en  Espagne..............................

Last  year  I  studied  in  Spain  (the  second  one  implies  you  stayed  all  year)

Le  Nouvel  An  se  fête  dans  le  monde  entier,  et  on  se  dit  "Bonne  année  !"............

The  New  Year  is  celebrated  all  round  the  world  and  we  say  “Happy  New  Year”

trois  ans,  mais  trois  années  difficiles.................

Three  years  but  three  difficult  years

une  année  bissextile......... a  leap  year

une  soirée.......................... a  festive  evening  /  party

L'année  civile..................... the  administrative  year  (Jan  –  Dec)

L'année  scolaire................. the  school  year  (Sept  –  July)

Une  année  compte  365  jours....................................

A  year  is  365  days  long

La  fin  de  l'année................. The  end  of  the  year

Souhaiter  la  bonne  année..................................

To  wish  someone  Happy  New  Year

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Contact  ‘The  Deux-­‐Sèvres  Monthly’

La  Bartière,  79130,  Secondigny.Telephone:  05  49  70  26  21  

or  email:  [email protected]

Letters for the ToiletAt a classy restaurant, this request got the whole table laughing. Marcela, whose first language is Portugese, asked the waiter for some "water with gas" (água com gás). We had some very silly ideas about how we'd get some gas into that water for her!

Denis was (and still is) renovating his house and he asked David (a friend) if he'd help "monter la cuisine". Dave has a back problem and said he'd help with painting or anything else, but not to "monter la cuisine" up any stairs. Even though it was more urgent to "monter la cuisine" (the plumber was due that afternoon) and although we couldn't figure out how assembling the kitchen would be any harder on his back than

painting, Dave insisted and got on with some painting outside.  We all had a good laugh when he came inside and realised that this time "monter la cuisine" meant assembling it, not carrying it up any stairs.

Maybe you have a short, funny story of misunderstandings in French to be printed in a future issue? If so, please send them by email to Peter: [email protected].

Notes from the NorthI  wish  you  all  a  Happy  New  Year.

The   results   from   the   Poppy  Collection   Boxes   from  the  Northern  Area  of  the  Linazay  Branch  of  The  Royal  British  Legion   are   now   available.     The   Poppy   Appeal  Coordinator   counted   all   the   boxes   from   the   branch,   and   the  amount  raised  in  the  North  was  €780.84.  

This  amount  is  a  year  on  year  increase,  and  we  would  like  to  thank  all  the  Poppy  Collectors   for  collecting  the  donations,  and  also  all  those  of  you  who  contributed  to  this  fantastic  amount.    Every  cent  will  make  a  difference.

2012  was  a  very  good  year   for  those  of  us  who  worked  hard  and  raised  funds  for  The  Royal  British  Legion,  without  you  we  could  do  nothing,  and  your  support  has  been  impressive.

Once  again,  on  behalf  of  The  Royal  British  Legion  -­‐THANK  YOU.

Terri Laverick

UPDATEAssociation AidezSupporting French

Local CharitiesWe,  the   committee,  would   like  to   thank  everyone  who  came  to  our  Christmas  Market  in  Terves.  It  was  a  great  success  and  we  have  raised  over  €1000  for  the  French  Red  Cross.

As   usual   it   was  opened   by   our   Mayor   Monsieur   Dufes,   who   is  always  so  supportive.  The  café  did  a  roaring  trade  all  day  and  the  mulled  wine  again  sold  out  early  in  the  afternoon!!    We  had  made  double  quantities   this  year!    The  raffle  has  made  a  lot  of  money  and   also   had   many  more  prizes.   Father   Christmas   came   in   the  afternoon  and  he  had  many  little  visitors,  each  one  receiving  a  gift.  This  year  we  were  very  pleased  to  have  the  'Key  Notes'  (a  group  of  singers)  who  entertained  everyone  with  some  lovely  carols.

So  all  in  all,  a  good  time  was  had  by  everyone,  and  we  have  already  received   emails   from   stall   holders   thanking   us   and   saying   how  much  they  enjoyed  the  day,  one  even  said  it  was  the  best  one  yet!!    We   look  forward   to   seeing  you  all   next   year   on   Sunday  the  8th  December  2013!

UPDATE

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presents‘CALENDAR  GIRLS’  

by  Tim  Firth  at  Secondigny  &  La  Châtaigneraie  2013.

Reaction  Theatre  is  delighted  to  report   that,  following  the  limited  release   from   September   2012   for   Amateur   Performance  of   the  stage  production  of  ‘Calendar  Girls’,  we  will  be  performing  the  play  in   Secondigny   at   the  end  of   April   2013  and   in   La  Châtaigneraie  early  May  2013.    So  make  a  note  in  your  diaries  NOW!

The  original  Producers  of  ‘Calendar  Girls’  are  aiming  to  break  into  the  GUINNESS  BOOK  OF  RECORDS  and  establish  the  record  for  the  most   productions  of  a  play  in  a  calendar   year,  at  the  same  time  raising  money  for  LEUKAEMIA  and  LYMPHOMA  research.

Reaction   Theatre   will   also   be   following   the   tradition   of   creating  and   marketing   its   own   Calendar,   the   profits   from  which  will   be  donated  to  these  charities.

So   the  idea   is   to   join   together   and  be  a  part  of   record  breaking  history  whilst   raising   money   for   a   great   cause.   Please   support  Reaction   Theatre   in   its   record   breaking   and   charitable   aims   by  coming   to   one   of   our   productions   and   buying   one   of   our  calendars!

AUDITIONS  for   the  production  will   be  carried  out  during  January  by  our  director,  Tony  Murdoch  and  our  Producer  Vernon  Bouch.  Reaction  Theatre  members  will  be  individually  advised  of  the  date,  venue  and  time  for  the  auditions.  Anyone  interested  in  joining  Reaction  Theatre  and   taking  part   in   this   production   should   contact   the  membership  secretary,  Sue  Blair  by  email:  [email protected]  2013  annual  membership  fee  is  12€  per  person.

We   also   have   two   other   groups   available   to   members:-­‐   The  “Keynotes”  singing  group  and  “The  Art  Scene”  our  new  art  group.    Membership  of  Reaction  Theatre  entitles  all  members  to  attend  all  three  groups  or  whichever   group  you  may  be  interested   in.    The  Keynotes  and  The  Art  Scene  meet   in  Secondigny  every  Friday  and  you  would  be  very  welcome  at  any  or  all  of  the  groups.    A  bargain  at  only  12  euros  a  year.

I  will   be  providing  a  monthly  update  on   the  progress  of   all   our  groups   in   this   column   and   would   welcome  your   comments   and  suggestions  -­‐  who  knows  you  might  be  tempted  to  come  along  and  join  us,  let  me  know  if  you  are  interested.

John  Blair,  email:  [email protected]  

COMPLIMENTARY CARE (AND HOW TO ACCESS IT)

By  Martin  Searchfield  (Cancer  Support  Deux  Sèvres)

One  of  the  indirect  situations  that  Active  Listeners  of  Cancer  Support  Deux-­‐Sèvres  (CSDS)  encounter  when  visiting  and  listening  to  clients  is  the  question  of  what  they  have  to  do  when  they  need  social  care  or,  how   do   they  or   their   carers  acquire   equipment   that   will   aid   their  recovery   and   make   their   home   environment   a   safer   and   more  manageable  place  to  live.

The   French   Health   and   social   care   system   is   no   different   to   the  National  Health  System  in  the  UK,  in   that   it  is  in  everyone’s  interest  that  a  patient’s  aftercare   is  likely  to  be  more  rapid   if  undertaken  at  home   rather   than   in   hospital.   This,   of   course,   depends   on   the  individual’s  circumstances.

Every  year  the  French  health  and  social  care  departments  designate  a  week  in  which  they  highlight  these  issues  and  last  time  it  took  place  during  the  15-­‐19th  October  2012.  The  generic  name  for  this  week  is  ‘Semaine  Bleue’  (Blue  Week).    In  our  area  the  Conseil  Generale  Deux-­‐Sèvres  (in  conjunction  with  all   relative  supporting  organisations)  put  on  events  around  the  region  highlighting  health/social  care  services  that  are  available  to  everyone  and  how  they  can  be  accessed.  

To  this  end   the   Pays  de  Gâtine  (Parthenay)   organised   a   forum   for  English  speakers  to  inform  them  of  recent  changes  at  CPAM  and  what  social   care   provision   residents   who   are   over   60   years   of   age   can  receive,  free  of  charge.

At  this  last  meeting,  the  first  speaker  gave  a  first-­‐hand  account  of  the  social  care  provision  she  and  her  husband  received  when  her  husband  was  due  to  leave  hospital.  This  included  help  as  nursing  care  and  help  around   the   house,   which   allowed   the   speaker   to   attend   to   her  husband’s  needs  more  directly.  This  list  was  not  exhaustive  and  was  set  up  well  in  advance  of  the  gentleman  leaving  hospital.  The  speaker  and  her  husband  have  had,  and  continue  to  have,  a  very  positive  view  of  the  care  they  have  received.  This  system  is  tried  and   tested  and  each  patient’s  needs  are  dealt  with  on  an  individual  basis  and  are  in  place  immediately  the  patient  leaves  hospital.

Where   a   patient   has   not   been   hospitalised   the   first   and   most  important  point  of  reference  is  your  family  doctor,  because  without  an  ‘ordnance’  (prescription)  from  him/her  nothing  can  be  accessed.

This  good  news  story  was  a  telling  opening  for  the  next  speaker  who  came   from   Les   Centres   Locaux   d’Information   et   de   Co-­‐ordination  gérontologique   (CLIC)  des  Deux-­‐Sèvres.  This  organisation  along  with  other   satellite   offices   throughout   the   region,  specifically,  Bressuire,  Thouars,  St.  Maixent  L’Ecole,  Niort  and  Melle,  deal  directly  with  the  social  needs  of  all  residents.  The  forum  was  informed  that  once  CLIC  is  informed  of  a  social  care  need,  a  meeting  is  organised  with  a  social  care  assessor  and  the  precise  needs  of  the  client  are  discussed.

This  was  a  very  informative  briefing  and  allayed  a  lot  of  the  concerns  of   the  audience   as  there  were   few  questions  afterwards.  To   assist  people  there  are  relevant  website  addresses  at  the  end  of  this  article.    Please   remember   these   organisations   are   primarily   there   for   all  residents  so  when  speaking  ask  if  it   is  possible  (where  necessary)  to  speak  to  someone  in  English.  It   is  possible  they  have  staff  who  can  speak  English,  so  be  patient.

All  clients/patients  needs  are  quite  specific  to  them  and  their  families  but  all  the  facilities  and  equipment  are  available  if  you  go  about  it  the  right  way.  Remember,  speak  to  your  doctor   first  (if  not  hospitalised)  and  where  possible,  pre-­‐empt  the  circumstances.

Useful  website  addresses  :  www.gatine.org  and  www.clic.reseau.gatine.fr  

I’d like to say a big Thank You! to the ‘Through the Lens’ group for agreeing to be our front cover photographers for the coming year. I’m looking forward to seeing what images they will capture for us!

This month’s photograph submitted by the group, taken by Ron Houghton, perfectly sets the scene for the cold, wintery month of January.

Keep warm everyone!

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The SOE Westland Lysander of 161 Squadron that got stuck in the mud. Perigne, Deux-Sèvres November 1943.

Following  my  article  in  The  Deux-­‐Sèvres  Monthly  (November  2011)  that  looked  at  ‘Operation  Scenery’  in  1943.    This  now  remembered  at   the  Museum,  RAF  Tangmere,  West   Sussex  which  highlights  this  incident.

The  forward  base  at  RAF  Tangmere  was  almost  100  miles  south  of  RAF   Tempsford   (161   Squadron’s   main   base),   which   enabled   the  Lysanders   to   fly  deeper   into   France.   The   pilots   were   billeted   at  Tangmere  Cottage,  opposite  the  main  gates  of  the  RAF  station  and  partially  hidden  by  tall  hedges.  

A  painting  commissioned  by  Gavin  Hooper,  the  son  of  the  Lysander  pilot  Robin  Hooper,  and  painted  by  the  well  known  artist  and  poet  Douglas  Littlejohn  depicting  the  scene  showing  Adolphe  Fournier’s  attempt   to   free   Robin   Hooper’s   Lysander   from   the   mud   at   ‘La  Prairie’  with  his  bullocks  ‘Julot’  and  ‘Fridolin’.

 

Unable   to   extricate   the   stricken   aircraft   the   pilot   was   forced   to  destroy  the  instruments  and  set  fire  to   the  plane  to  stop   it   falling  into  the  hands  of  the  Germans.

After  the  war   Robin  Hooper,  a  career  diplomat,  was  knighted.     Sir  Robin  Hooper  KCMG,  DSO,  DFC  former  Ambassador  to  Athens  died  at  the  age  of  74.

Lewis  Hodges  the  Lysander  pilot,  who  brought  Robin  Hooper   back  from  France,  was  also  knighted  and  became  an  Air  Chief  Marshal.    The  picture  only  came  to  my  attention  following  my  researches  into  all  of  the  Lysander  operations  in  the  Poitou-­‐Charentes  and  seemed  particularly  appropriate  to  follow  up  my  previous  article.    The  artist  Doug  Littlejohn  has  been  of  invaluable  assistance   in  putting  me  in  touch  with  Gavin  Hooper   and  he  has  presented  a  limited  edition  print   of   ‘Operation   Scenery’   to   Madame   Monique   Trillaud   in  memory  of  her   father   and  his  gallant  efforts  to   retrieve  the  well-­‐  and-­‐truly   stuck   Lysander   in   the   landing   zone   of   ‘La   Prairie’   just  south   of   Perigne.     A   sign   by   the   roadside   can   be   found   at   the  landing  zone   today,  a   little   the  worse  for  wear,  but   remembering  the  incident  for  future  generations.

An   original  photograph,  dated  post   war,  depicts   the   two  bullocks  ‘Julot’   and   ‘Fridolin’   -­‐   the   latter   renamed   ‘Papillon’   to   avoid  complications  and  embarrassment  with  the  Germans  as  the  name  was  a  putdown  term  for  the  ‘boche’  and  in  common  use  during  the  German  occupation.

Douglas   Littlejohn  has  painted   a   number   of   pictures   highlighting  the  Westland  Lysander  in  missions  over  France.

With  thanks  to  Douglas  Littlejohn  for  permission  to  use  his  painting  and   to   the   assistance   of   Monique   Trillaud,   Adolphe   Fourniers  daughter  of  Perigne,  and  the  RAF  Museum  at  Tangmere.

Main image below: Painting ‘Operation Battering Ram’ by Douglas Littlejohn

Right: The painting ‘Operation Scenery’ by Douglas Littlejohn

Above: Doug Littlejohn, the artist & Robin Hooper’s son, Gavin.

Above: The sign at the landing zone as it can be viewed today at Perigne

Above: ‘Julot’ and ‘Fridolin’ Above: RobinHooper

by Tony Barrett

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News  from  the  Pays  de  Gâtine!  Back  in  September  2007  Mr  Favreau,  the  President  of  the  Pays  de  Gâtine,  asked  me  to  come  up  with  some  ideas  to  broaden  the  help  that  the  district  council  was  offering  to  newcomers.

So   I  started   asking  people   for   ideas  and   one  of   them  suggested  getting   together   a  group   of   volunteers   to   act   as  a   ‘think   tank'.  Various  people  of  different  nationalities  (Norwegian,  Dutch,  French  and  British)  were  asked  if  they  would  be  interested  and   a  group  was  formed;  rather  grandly  named  The  European  Working  Group.  Today   it   is   made   up   of:  Annie   Emmett   (Oroux),   Jenny   Harfield  (Vasles),   Rebecca   Sewell   (Fenioux),   Kate   Sangster   (86),   Richard  Bowe   (Champdeniers)   and   Steve  Collins  (Clessé)  who  bring  fresh  ideas  and  respond  to  initiatives  from  the  Pays  de  Gatine.  We  meet  every   6–8  weeks   and   we   have   held   meetings   entitled   “Finding  employment”,  “French  Succession   Law  and  Tax”,  “Who  to  turn  to  when   over   60   and   where   to   get   financial   help”.   We've   also  organised   presentations   by   the   Airport   at   Poitiers   and   by  Futuroscope.  On   the  ideas  front   we've   just   started  a   “Nattering  Network”  (for  people  who  might  feel  isolated  or  lonely)  and  we've  put  together  an  “In  Case  of  Emergency”  leaflet,  which  gives  details  of  who  to  contact  and  what  to  say  in  an  emergency.    In  addition  we  have   run   ‘Franglais’   which   brings   French   and   English   people  together  to  learn  something  of  the   language  and  culture  of   each  others  country.

In  2013  we  are  hoping  to  hold  meetings  on  the  following  subjects,  and  further  information  will  be  sent  out  in  good  time  :

• A  presentation  of  The  French  Fire  Brigade  and  the  new  laws  –  by  John  Hoyland.

• For   Job   Seekers  –   How   to   go   about   looking   for   work   in   the  Gâtine

• Child  Care  and  Schooling• The  annual  Associations  and  Press  Meeting• Blue  Week  (Oct  2013)

If   you  have  further   ideas   or   would   like   to  help,  do  contact  me.    

Finally,  we  would   like  to  wish   you  all   the  best  for  2013!

by Julia Salvat

Julia  SALVAT,  Pays  de  Gâtine.    Tel:  05  49  64  25  49  ~  Email:  [email protected]

Website:  www.gatine.org

Fire Safety in the HomeHello  there,  this  is  the  second  article  from  me  and   this  time  I  would   like  to  go   into  some  of   the  safety  measures   that   either  you   have   forgotten   or   maybe   were  unaware  of!

I  will  start  by  asking  you  to  think  of  Fire  Safety  in  2  parts.

1.  Risk.  Take  a  walk  around  your  property  &  look  where  possible  risks  lie.  2.  What   if.    As  you   go  around  start  thinking  “what   if   a   fire  started  here....”

Electricity  and  Gas  are  the  obvious  risks.  What  I  will  say  is  don’t  take  things  for  granted   that  they  will   ALWAYS  be  safe.    Many  of  you  will  have  had  some  major   work  carried  out;  no  problem,  but   don’t   cut  corners  on  quality  (price  yes,  quality  NO).

If  your  circuit  is  fairly  old  but  is  safe  then  do  NOT  overload  it!!!Kettles  &  tumble  dryers  are  greedy.    Check  &  watch  the  meter  and  if  any  fuses  are  getting  warm  switch  one  off  for  a  while.

With  gas  be  careful!  Check  the  dates  of  FLEXIBLE  connection  tubes.  It  is  very  easy  to  overlook  as  years  go  by!    I  found  one  the  other  day  in  a  friend’s  house  over  3  years  out  of  date.  They  corrode  and  deteriorate  with  time.    Think  of  all  types  of  appliances  including  BBQs.

If  you  are  having  any  plumbing  work  done  ALWAYS  have  a  bucket  of  water  near  the  work  place  -­‐  a  quick  splash  if  the  blowtorch  goes  wrong  and  it  will  save  so  much  heartbreak.

This  list  is  not  by  any  means  exhaustive,  there  are  so  many  ways  fires  can  start.    One  final  word:  Candles!    Very  popular  these  days  -­‐  please  make  sure  that  when  you  blow  them  out  fragments  do  not  fly  off  and  have  a  clear  space  all  around  and  above.

As  you  walk  around  doing  your   risk  check  think  about  what  if  a  fire  started  just  here.    What  would  I  do?  How  can  it   be  controlled?  and  more  importantly,  how  do  I/we  get  OUT?

First,   buy   and   fit   a   good   smoke   alarm.   Correctly   sited   they   are  invaluable.    They  give  you  warning,  thus  time.    I  cannot  stress  enough  the  importance  of   having  one,  particularly  if  you   live   in  an   isolated  rural  property.

by John Hoyland. Next,  Make  an  escape  plan,  discuss  it  with  other  household  members,  and  look  for  an  ALTERNATIVE  to  the  usual  route.    If  you  have  children  in  the  house  they  may  well  have  done  a  project  at  school  so  get  them  involved.    If  you  decide  on  a  certain  window  being  a  good  alternative,  check  what’s  below  it  and  think  through  the  escape.  A  soft  landing  is  ideal   (bedding,  clothes   etc.)  and   hang  by  your   arms,  don’t   sit   and  jump!

At  present  the  Fire  service  in  the  Department  cannot  make  home  visits  as  in  the  UK,  but  they  can  give  you  information  leaflets  &  brochures.    A  brochure  has  been  produced  in  English  on  how  to  call  the  emergency  services,  “In  Case  of  Emergency”  with  very  good  information.    You  can  get  it  from  the  Pays   de   Gâtine  website   (www.gatine.org),  at   Fire  Stations   and   at   the  Mairies.     Plenty  of   advice   in  English   can   also   be   downloaded   from   from  www.directgov.co.uk  website  under  FIRE.

If  you  have  any  problems,  please  contact  me  via  this  magazine.        

   Above:  This  is  when  a  detector    would  operate  

   Above:  Fire  at  2  mins  

   Above:  Fire  at  less  than  4  mins.  No  chance    of  survival  

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More  from  Alison  Morton..    Please  see  back  issues  of  ‘The  DSM’  if  you  would  like  to  see  previous  articles.

Self Publishing with expert helpLooking  at   DIY  publishing  last  month,  I   touched  on   some   of   the   tasks:   full   copy   edit   and  proofread;   professional   cover;   formatting   and  typesetting;   designing   the   interior;   ISBNs,  registrations,   Nielsen   listing;   getting   a   print  version   stocked   in   bookshops;   uploading   on   to  the   various   platforms   (Kindle,   Nook,   iBooks),  electronic  and  physical  book  distribution;  running  your  own  marketing  and  sales  campaign.  

If  you  don’t  want  to  take  that   lot  on  board,  there  is  another  way.  The   book  marketplace   is  fiercely  competitive.     Very  few  writers,  even   established   ones,  have  all   the   talents   to   publish   their   book  without   outside   help.  The   absolute  minimum   recommended   by  successful  self-­‐publishers  is  a  professional  edit  and  a  well-­‐designed  cover.    Using  an  expert  for  these  two  will  bump  your  sales  up  a  few  notches,  but  then  there’s  all  the  other  stuff.

Paying  a  publishing  consultant  or   a  reputable  publishing  services  provider  (PSP)  is  like  recruiting  an  invaluable  ally.    The  author  pays  the  PSP  to  publish   the  book  like  a  traditional  publisher  does.  But  instead  of  the  publisher   buying  all  the  rights  to  an  author’s  work  and   paying  a  7-­‐10%  royalty  on  sales,  the  author   retains  all  his  or  her  rights  and  profits.

Good  PSPs  will  offer  a  range  of  packages  from  the  straightforward  or   economy  package   to   a  full   tailored   service.  Many  offer   single  services   such   as   editing   if   you   don’t   want   to   have   a   complete  package.

The   author   is  shown   at   all   times  as  the  copyright   holder.  This   is  extremely   important.  If  you  are  paying  somebody  else   to  do   the  donkeywork  for  you,  on  no  account  should  you  cede  any  rights   in  any  agreement  you  sign.  The  only  thing  you  are  granting  the  PSP  is  a   non-­‐exclusive   licence   to   publish   your   book.   Anything   else  compromises  your  position.

Using  a   PSP   is   not   vanity  publishing.  Vanity   publishers   will   take  anything,  however  badly  written,  as  long  as  you  are  willing  to  pay.    After   production,   print   and   submission   to   online   booksellers,  anything  more  is  an  additional  paid  add-­‐on,  even  the  production  of  the  essential  e-­‐book.     There  are  good  PSPs  and   there  are  not   so  good  PSPs.  The  professional  ones  act   like  traditional  publishers   in  that  they  won’t  accept  every  author  who  comes  to  them  waving  a  manuscript.   As   a   filter,   many   PSPs   stipulate   a   full   manuscript  assessment  before  providing  a  quotation.

How to find a good company?  Ask  other  authors  and  search  reputable   forums.  Consult   The   Independent  Publishing  Magazine  (http://www.theindependentpublishingmagazine.com/)   which  scrutinises  and  scores  all  types  of  self  and  independent  publishing  support.    Research  books  published  by  these  providers:  what  is  the  quality  of   the  paper,   is   the  text  tiny  or   squashed  on   to   the  page  with  no  margins?     Does  the   cover  scream  ‘amateur’  or   is  it   well-­‐designed?    Can  you  read  the  back  cover  blurb?    Are  the  front  cover  fonts  easy  on  the  eye  and  clear?  

Signs of a good PSP:• Taking  time  to  hear  about  you,  your  work,  your  target  market• Full   range   of   professional   services   delivered   by   qualified   and  experienced  staff

• Proven  track  record  of  commercially  viable  books• A  clear  quotation• Willingness  to  put  you  in  contact  with  existing  clients• A  website  that  is  book-­‐oriented,  not  services  oriented

Next  month...You  have  your  book  in  your  hands  -­‐  now  what?

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YOUR  Book Reviews...

‘Adieu La Vie’ by Peter Robert Scott

It is an old adage that history is written by the victors. Personal history, especially when driven by the need for self-promotion or emotional stability, is often pushed to the back of the mind, then through retelling is subsequently edited and refined in a manner that enables its owners to survive and continue with their lives. This is especially so after times of chaos and great destruction.

Set in the remote villages of Western France in the weeks running up to the new millennium, Peter Robert Scott’s engrossing novel focuses on the reluctant return of Bernard to the village he has long-forgotten. When his brother’s widow, normally so unassertive, shows signs of instability and one day tries to stab an old man in a local nursing home, Bernard returns to help care for her.

He has no memory for the old days, no desire to remember them, but in the final days leading up to the millennium he is forced to recollect the defeat of 1940, his capture and imprisonment in Germany and the uncomfortable memory of Simone, the young woman he left behind. Coerced by his sister-in-law, Bernard soon finds himself caught in a confusing web of long-buried hope, love, deceit, vengeance and double-dealing.

At the heart of the story lies an examination of the complexity of survival, shattered hope and the simple human need for emotional connection. Nothing is black and white: neighbours and friends become unrecognisable, the Germans can also be human and in a scramble for survival, long-held allegiances are discarded.

Adieu La Vie is not only a good read, it is well-written and researched and educational too. A good book to read during the cold grey days of winter.

Adieu La Vie is published in English and is available in paperback (£8.12) or in Kindle Edition (£2.68) on Amazon.fr or Amazon.co.uk.

Thank  you  to  Carolyn  Lawless  for  this  month’s  book  review...In  fact,  a  review  of  a  book  highlighted  in  last  month’s  issue.

Alison  Morton  writes  alternate  history  thrillers,  blogs  about  wriFng  and  Romans  at  hHp://alison-­‐morton.com/blog/  and  is  a  member  of  the  RomanFc  Novelists’  AssociaFon  and  the  Society   of   Authors.     Her   debut   novel,   INCEPTIO,   will   be  published  in  March  2013  by  SilverWood  Books.

We  would  love  to  show  more  of  YOUR  Book  Reviews.  If  you  would  like  to  share  one  with  us,  

please  send  it  on  an  email  to:  [email protected]

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Down:1.   Wind  instrument  (4)2.   Covered   passageway   between   shops     and  stalls.  (6)3.   Alphabetic  letter  in  upper  case.    (7)4.   A   force   that   produces   strain   on   a     physical  body.  (6)5.   An  ultimate  standard.  (5)6.   A  pin  used  in  lace  making.  (6)7.   Awful.  (8)12.  Detached,  unemotional.  (8)14.   Jump  from  an  airplane.  (7)16.  Theatre  where  films  are  shown.  (6)18.  At  all  times.  (6)19.  Building  where  birds  are  kept.  (6)20.   A   thin   mortar   used   to   fill   cracks     between  tiles.  (5)23.  Great  merriment.  (4)

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Nurses  in  your  doctor's  surgery  (cabinet)

Some  of  you  may  have   noticed   that   there  are  nurses  working  in  your  doctor's  surgery;  others  may  have  had  consultations  with  the  nurse. These   nurses  work  within   an   association   called   ASALEE,  (Action  de  Santé  à  Liberale  En  Equipe,  Liberal  Medecine  Action  as  a   Team   in   english   ).   The   nurses   are   known   as   IDSP,   loosely  translated  as  public  health  nurses.

The   association   was   started   by  two   General   Practitioners,   based  near   Parthenay,   in   2005.  They  recognized   an   increasing  need   for  health   education, coupled   with   the   growing   demands   of   the  clientele  and  also   difficulty  in   recruiting  new  general  practitioners  (GPs)   to   work   in   the   country,   away   from   the   bigger   towns   and  cities.

The   main   objective   is   to   improve   the   quality  of   patient   care   by  delegating  certain  tasks  usually  only  done  by  doctors,  to  specially  trained   nurses,   thus   freeing   up   the   doctor's   time   for   more  complicated  care.

ASALEE  started  as  a  trial  with  three  nurses  and  has  now  expanded  to  over   35  nurses,  which  will   increase  to  about  100  by  the  end  of  2012.    These  nurses  are  based  in  surgeries  all  around  France.

To  begin  with,  the  main  remit  of  the  nurses  was  health  education  and  follow  up  for  type  2  diabetics.    However,  it  has  now  expanded  to   encompass   other   chronic   diseases, (heart   disease,  pulmonary  disease  and  cognitive  function)  as  well  as  an  input  in  the  screening  service.    There  is  a  future  project  for  home  monitoring  of  'high  risk'  patients,  which  will   involve  placing  devices   in   the  home  that   will  allow  the  patients  to  monitor  their   condition.  The  readings  will  be  sent  directly  to  the  nurse  via  information  technology.

The  nurses  work  within  specific  protocols,  which  are  approved  by  the   HAS,   (Haute   Autorité   de   la   Santé,   National   Authority   for  Health  in  english).    They  have  an  initial,  as  well  as  ongoing  training,  as  the  role  is  continually  expanding  and  changing.

So  what  do  these  nurses  really  do?Their   main   role   is  centered  around   health  promotion  and   health  education.    Health  education  helps  people  better  understand  their  condition,  improves  their  health  and  can  reduce  health  problems  in  the   future.  The   nurses   give   advice,  help   and   follow  up   with   the  management  of  chronic  diseases,  such  as  type  2  diabetes,  but  also  

with   the   prevention   of   other   illnesses,   such   as   heart   and  pulmonary  disease.

The   consultations  can   last   around  45  minutes,  and   are  free.  The  frequency  of  follow  ups  are  determined  by  the  nurse  and  patient,  according   to   their   needs.   Home   visits   are   possible   for   those  patients  who  have  difficulty  in  getting  to  the  surgery.    Most  nurses  try  and  see  all  the  diabetic  patients  from  the  practice  at  least  once  a   year,   or  more   frequently.   Careful   monitoring   of   diabetes   and  other  chronic  illness  can  reduce  the  need   for  hospital  admissions,  particularly  emergency  admissions,  and   can   reduce  the  length  of  stay  in  hospital,  should  it  be  required.

Lifestyle  changes  (diet  and  exercise)  is  one  of  the  biggest  factors  in  the  prevention  and  management  of  illness.  Any  guideline  published  by   health   researchers  cites   this   as   the   first  treatment  to  be  tried.

Exercise   and   dietary  changes   may   reduce  the   risk   of   developing  diabetes   and   heart  disease,   may   slow  down   the   progression  of   these   illnesses   and  may   also   help   in   the  management  of  raised  blood  pressure,  raised  cholesterol  levels  and  some  cancers.     The  diagnosis  of  a  chronic   illness,  such  as  diabetes,  means  a  lot  of  information  and  education  is  necessary.  This  is  much  easier  to  assimilate  in  small  doses.    Regular  follow  up  consultations  can  help  with  motivation  as  well  as  monitoring.  Lifestyle  changes  are  not  easy  without  some  form  of  support  and  encouragement.

The  nurse  can  offer  advice  on  stopping  smoking  and  can  screen  for  some  pulmonary  problems,  such  as  chronic  obstructive  pulmonary  disease  (COPD),  using  a  test  called  spirometry.    ASALEE  nurses  also  offer  cognitive  testing;  this  is  usually  described  as  'memory  tests';  The   aim  of   these  are  not   necessarily   diagnostic,  more   a  way  of  monitoring  possible  cognitive  and  memory  problems  by  doing  the  same  tests  at  regular  intervals.    In  this  way,  memory  problems  can  be  monitored   and   treated   early,  with   possible   support   put   into  place   before   any   difficulties   arise   requiring   more   urgent  interventions.

In   addition,   the   nurse   also   works   with   the   patient   records,   by  ensuring   that   all   checks,   blood   tests   or   other   examinations,   are  programmed  and  'alerts'  are  posted  in  the  notes  so  the  doctor  can  ensure  his  patient  is  up  to  date  with  any  investigations  or  screening  (for  example  mammography  or  smears).

Just   over   a  year   ago,  I  was   lucky  enough   to  be  given  a  job  as  an  ASALEE  nurse.  Having  worked  as  a  practice  nurse  in  the  UK,  I  was  interested  to  see  how  this  would  translate  in  France,  with  their  very  different   health  system.     It  has  required   a  certain   cultural  change  for   the  patients  as  well   as  the  GPs   as  they  are  unused  to  having  nurses  in  the  practice  and  the  patients  are  not  used  to  not  paying  for  a  consultation,  let  alone  a  consultation  with  a  nurse!

I  divide  my  time  between   surgeries  at  Moncoutant  and  Bressuire.    It  is  certainly  not  practice  nursing  as  we  know  it  in  the  UK,  possibly  that  model  of  primary  care  would  not  fit  in  with  the  French  health  service,  but  it  is  a  beginning.    In  the  summer  of  2012,  the  HAS  gave  ASALEE   nurses  the  right   to  sign   prescriptions  for   blood   tests  and  investigations.    ASALEE  nurses  are  the  first  nurses  in  France  to  have  that  right  and  I  am  very  proud  to  be  a  small  part  of  it.

by Deborah Loughran

Health, Beauty & Fitness...

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Hair and Make Up with Samantha & Emma A  New  Year  is  here  and  once  again  we  are  sure  you’ll  all  agree,  the  first   thing  we  do  is  write  an  endless  list  of  New  Year’s  resolutions.  Emma  and  Samantha  have  come  up  with  some  simple  ideas  to  kick  start  your  new  Hair  and  Beauty  regime  for  2013.  

Samantha says...1)  Go  straight  out  and  treat  yourself  to  a  new  mascara.  It   is   important   to   change   your   mascara   every   three  months   to   make  sure   you   get   the   best   out   of   your  product   and   for   hygiene   reasons.   When   applying  mascara  always  wiggle   the  brush   at   the  base  of  the  lash  to  create  more  volume.

2)   If   you   don’t   already   exfoliate   your   face   I   would  recommend   you  exfoliate   at   least   one  morning   a  week.   It   is  important  to  do   this   in   the  morning  as  that’s  when  there  are  the  most  dead  skin  cells.  This  will  give  you  a  more  radiant  and  fresh   looking   skin   and   allows   your   moisturiser   to   penetrate  deeper.

3) For  a  fresh  start  for  your  make  up  application  refresh  your  make  up  brushes  by  giving  them  a  wash  in  some  baby  shampoo.  This  will  help   rid  any  build   up   of   old  make  up   and  bacteria.  Always  leave  make  up  brushes  to  dry  flat  and  naturally.

Samantha’s   recommended   product:   Yves   Roche   Ultra   Sexy  pulp  mascara.    This  is  currently  -­‐50%  off  until  31st  December  2012.

Emma says...1) I   would   also   suggest   clearing   out   the   old  

brushes  and   starting  with   new.  Check  your  brushes  to  see  if   the  bristles  have  snapped  or   if   there   is   product   build   up.   If   there   is  then  it’s  time  to   purchase  a  new  brush.     I  recommend  a  classic  Denman’s  style  brush  which  lifts  the  hair  without  adding  kinks  or  tangling,  then  finish  off  using  a  paddle  brush  to  smooth.

2) It’s  time  to  start  your  New  Year  with  a  new  You.  Why  not  have  a  restyle   or   add   some   colour   and   start   your   New   Year   as   you  mean   to   go   on.   When   choosing   your   new   look   always   seek  honest  and   professional   advice,  so  that  you  can  maintain  your  style   yourself   and   ask   your   hairstylist   to   show   you   how   to  achieve  your  desired  look.

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Namaste.Now you are seated comfortably and you have a breath with an easy ratio of 1:1, you can take your awareness to the movement of breath at the nostrils. Feel

t h e b r e a t h move at the nostrils, be involved. After some time move your awareness to the throat, feel the breath move in the throat; once you have mastered this you can try to contract the glottis so a gentle soft snoring sound is created.

Keeping the body still and easy, the glottis gently contracted, the breath being physically moved long and deep with a ratio 1:1, you are creating the Pranayama Ujjayi. Remember not to strain but be concentrated. Count your ratio ie 5 in and 5 out, observe all other phenomena, thoughts, feelings, body sensations etc and enjoy...om tat sat.

Classes at ‘Maison pour tous’, L’Absie. 7pm - 8.30pm and Salle de millenaire, rue

saint roch, Largeasse. 7pm - 8,30pm

Contact Rysz for more info: 06 42 35 97 11

A-Z of the Communes of the Deux-Sèvres.

LA CHAPELLE-LARGEAULa  Chapelle-­‐Largeau  is  an  ancient   commune  situated   in   the  North  West   of   the  Deux-­‐Sèvres,  at   the  point  where  the  département  of  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  joins  Maine-­‐et-­‐Loire  and  Vendée.    The  commune  has  been  associated  with  the  commune  of  Mauleon  since  1973.  In  2011   La  Chapelle-­‐Largeau   boasted   some  1065  inhabitants   known  as  Chapelais.

The  history  of  La  Chapelle-­‐Largeau  begins  in  the  5th   century  with  the   development   of   evangelism.   In   the  West   of   France,   people  grouped   together   to   pray  in   «Chapelles».     Little   by  little,   these    “chapelles”  became  places  to  live,  «capellas»,  under  the  authority  of  larger   centres,  the  abbeys,  which  depended  on  the  lord   of   the  manor.

About  400  AD,  Jean  de  Saint  Offrange  ruled  the  area.     In  1246,  the  Capella   was   under   the   authority   of   the   Abbey   of   the   Trinity  founded  by  the  lords  of  Mauleon.  In  1269,  the  Capella  was  named  Capella  Largea  in  honour  of  the  first   prior.  In  1283  the  village  was  re-­‐baptised  Capella  Largeau.  About   1300  the  name  changed  again  to  Capella  Largent  and  then  to  Notre  Dame  de  la  Chapelle  Lorgeail.  The   name  La  Chapelle-­‐Largeault   was  finally  adopted   in  1434,  the  spelling  has  changed  a  little  since  then.

Geographically   speaking   the   commune   is   different   from   other  communes.  It  is  12  km  long  but  only  3  km  wide.  The  town  is  found  in   the   middle.   The   commune   is   situated   between   the   Nantes-­‐Poitiers  route  nationale  and  the  sloping  banks  of  the  river  l'Ouin.  La  Chapelle-­‐Largeau  is  found  on  a  sloping  hillside.  Steep  sided  valleys  

and  small  hills  form  an  accidented  relief.  The   highest   point   of   the   commune   is  situated  at  180m  above  sea-­‐level   in  the  villages   of   La   Guérivière,   L'Audonnière  and  La  Roche  Galouin.  The  lowest  point  of  the  commune  is  La  Basse  Gelousière.

For   a  long  time,  the  commune  was  an  important   site   for   the   extraction   of  uranium.   665   tonnes   of   the   mineral  were  mined,  not  far  from  the  town  centre,  between  1958  and  1970.  

LA CHAPELLE-POUILLOUXLa   Chapelle-­‐Pouilloux   is   close   to   Lorigné,   Melleran,   Mairé-­‐Levescault   and  Clussais-­‐la-­‐Pommeraie.  There  are  202   inhabitants.  The  commune  has  a  surface  area  of  8km  square  and  is  situated  at  an  average  altitude  of  158m  above  sea-­‐level.

A  VOIR  /  MUST  SEEThe  small  Romanesque  church  of  Saint  Junien  has  been  completely  restored.  There  are  modern  stained  glass  windows.

LA CHAPELLE SAINT-ETIENNELa   Chapelle   Saint-­‐Etienne   is   a   small   village   in   the   canton   of  Moncoutant.  La  Chapelle  Saint-­‐Etienne  is  situated  at  approximately  189  metres  above  sea-­‐level.  The  inhabitants  of   La  Chapelle  Saint-­‐Etienne  are  called   Stéphanois   and  Stéphanoises.  There  were  320  inhabitants  in  the  2009  census.The  church  of  La  Chapelle  Saint-­‐Etienne  was  rebuilt  in  1831.

by  Sue  Burgess

More  ‘A-­‐Z  of  the  Communes  of  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres.’next  month...

A-Z of the Communes in the Deux-Sèvres La Chapelle La -

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Our Furry Friends...An Incredible Story Of Dedication To Animal RescueMinnie  is  one  very  lucky  little  kitten  and  Lynda  &  Trevor  are  two  very  dedicated  Phoenix  Foster  Carers.  When  Minnie  arrived  on  the  scene,  Lynda  and  Trevor  were  already  caring  for  23  cats  and  kittens,  2  horses  and  their  own  8  cats  and  2  dogs.    Lynda  is  also  Chair  of  the  Initiatives  Group   and,   at   the   time  of  Minnie's   arrival,  was  also  Membership  Secretary.

With   all   this  Phoenix   experience,  Lynda  and   Trevor   weren't   easily  surprised  and  Lynda  was  not  phased  when  she  received  a  call  to  say  that  a  kitten  had  been  born  in  the  caller’s  garden,  the  mother  had  abandoned  her  and  she  was  still  attached  to  the  chord.  When  the  tiny  scrap  of  life  arrived,  wrapped  in  a  jumper,  she  was  not  only  attached  to  the  chord  but  also  the  placenta!    

This  was  beyond  Lynda's  experience   but   she  vaguely   remembered  seeing  something  like  it  on  the  TV.    As  it  was  a  “do  or  die”  situation  she  promptly  sterilised  her  scissors,  clamped  off  the  afterbirth  and  cut  the  chord.  Minnie  was  appropriately  named  and  weighed   in   at   just   93  grammes  (less  than  2  small  chicken  eggs).

Lynda   and   Trevor   then   began   the  exhausting   process   of   raising   this  amazing  little  creature.    She  had  to  be  kept   away  from   the   other   animals   so  was  installed  in  the  guest  room.  She  was  fed   by   tiny   bottle   every   3   hours,  including  through  the  night,  and  Lynda  shared  the  guest  room  with  her  for   the  first  week.    For  the  next  4  weeks,  Lynda  

and  Trevor   alternated  nights  with  Minnie  and  didn't  share  a  bed  for  the  full  5  weeks.  They  couldn't  understand  why  Lynda  could  sleep  for  the  3  hours  between  feeds,  wake  to  the  alarm  and  fed  Minnie.    Trevor,  however,  had  a  more  difficult  time  with  Minnie  awake  and  asking  for  food.    It  dawned  on  them  that  Trevor’s  snoring  was  keeping  Minnie  awake!!    

As  if  all  this  wasn't  difficult  enough,  Minnie  developed  an  intolerance  to   the   powdered   milk   and,   although   she   was   feeding,   she   was  constantly  pooing  and  not   gaining  weight.     Lynda  knew  that  full   fat  goats’  milk  was  the  best  solution,  however  the  only  source  of  this  was  a  round  trip  of  50  miles.    They  then  embarked  on  this  journey  every  4  or  5  days  so  that  the  milk  could  be  given  fresh.  Minnie  started  to  gain  weight,   after   5   weeks   she   was   managing   without   feeding   from  midnight  to  7.00am  and  at  6  weeks  she  weighed  311  grammes.  

During  this  time,  a  friend  of  Minnie's  finder  was  anxiously  waiting  to  adopt  her  but  Minnie  was  still  very  small  at  6  weeks  and  was  refusing  to  be  weaned   but   aggressively  biting   the  teat   so   that   feeding  was  becoming  difficult.  Lynda  was  concerned  that  she  wouldn't  be  big  enough   for  her  first  vaccinations  that  would  enable  her  to  be   adopted.     These   fears   have   been  unfounded   and   the   story   has   a   happy  ending.    Minnie  was  8  weeks  old  on  6th  November  and  on  12th  November  she  left  for   her   new  home   in   Brussels   with   her  new  “Mum”  Catherine.    We  wish   them  both  well.

Congratulations   to   Lynda   &   Trevor   Atkins   for   their   outstanding  dedication  and  for  saving  Minnie’s  life.

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by Pam Roberts, Phoenix Association

Minnie at 7 weeks

Minnie’s first feed

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L’Association   Galia   is  a   recognized   public   utility  aiding   the   adoption   of   dogs   in   the   shelter   of  Fontenay   Le   Comte.     We   help   dogs   out   of  impound,  found  stray  or  abandoned  to  find  new  families.

Refuge  de  l'association  GaliaChemin   des   perchées   (ancienne   déchetterie),   85200   Fontenay   Le  ComteTel  :  02  51  52  06  19  or  06  28  18  13  72,  [email protected]

This  animal   refuge   in   Saintes   has   more  than   200   dogs   and   100   cats   seeking  forever  homes.

Refuge  SPA  de  SAINTESroute  des  GAUTHIERS,  17100  SAINTES

Tel:  05  46  93  47  65  ~    www.spa.de.saintes.free.fr/

Equine Rescue FranceWe are always looking for new members and we are in need of donations so we may continue to help equines in France. Please support the ERF.

Please contact the Equine Rescue on Tel: 05 49 48 27 91 or visit our website www.equinerescue.org

HOOF (Horse Orientated Open Forum)HOOF  is  open  to  anyone  with  an  equine  interest.    

You  do  not  need  to  own  a  horse!    We  meet  about  once  a  month  for  talks,  visits  etc.    Interested?

Contact Jo Rowe on: 05 49 64 22 67 oremail: [email protected].

Mayday Mes Amis  has  been  formed  to  help  animals  in  need  in  l'Absie  and  the  surrounding  area.  For  more  information  please  email:  [email protected].

MAYDAY MES AMIS

APPEAL

Snoop   Dog   is   an   attractive   male  Papillon-­‐mix  born  on  8th  April  2011.

He  has  a  friendly  temperament  and  i s   l i ve ly   and   interested   in  everything.     He   is   good   on   the  lead,  enjoys  walking,  has  a  hearty  appetite  and   is  house   trained.  He  is  sociable  with  other  dogs  and   is  friendly  towards  people,  trying  very  hard   to   please.    He  is  vaccinated,  chipped  and  is  to  be  sterilised.    Hope   will   ask   for   a   donation   towards   vet’s   fees   incurred   with  Snoopy.

If   you   can   give   Snoopy   a   loving,   permanent   home  please  email  Eddie   Griffee   on   [email protected]   or   look   at   our  website,  www.hopeassoc.org.

Nos Amis Les Animaux 85480 (NALA 85480). Tel: 07  70  31  54  59  ~  Email: [email protected]

Phoenix  AssociationRegistered charity to help abused and abandoned animals in France.

www.phoenixasso.com  www.facebook.com/PhoenixAssociationFrance    

AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION

LILY1 year old Tabby Girl

Sweet  Lily  is  an  affectionate  little  girl,   who   was   sadly   found  abandoned.     She   loves   people  and  a  cuddle  and  really  wants  to  be   sitting   with   you   by   the   fire  

this  winter!

She  is  currently  in  Phoenix   foster  care,  and  now  all   she  needs   is  her  own  family  to  love  her.

Please  telephone  Sharon  05  53  60  73  11  or  email  [email protected].

RASTA12 year old English Setter

Rasta   is   our   ‘oldie   but   goldie’   girl!  She   is   just   gorgeous   –   gentle,  affectionate,  good   with   cats,  dogs  and   children.   She’s   even   been  taken  to  a  restaurant  by  her   foster  mum,  who   says   she  settled  down  and   snored  through   lunch!  Apparently  she  knows  how  to  make  good  use  of  her  ‘sad  eyes’  for  a  treat!        If  you  are  interested  in  adopting  Rasta,  please  contact  Margaret  &  Gary  by  email:  [email protected]  or  Tel:  05  45  30  10  39.

For   other   Phoenix   animals   available   for   adoption,  please   check  out:  www.phoenixasso.com  or  our  Facebook  page  at:www.facebook.com/PhoenixAssociationFrance

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by  Peter  &  Jenny  Sebborn.Life on the Farm...Hi   Folks.   It   seems   a  bit   strange  writing  this  before   the   festivities  have   begun   but  we  hope   you   all   had  a  good   Christmas  and   are  starting   2013  with   a   bang!     Lets   hope  we   all   stay   healthy   and  happy.

The  middle  of  December  brought  with  it  the  same  problems  as  last  year   -­‐   too  much   rain.  Our   barn   flooded  again  -­‐   despite   the  best  efforts   of   the   pump   we   bought   after   the   last   flooding  episode  (which   by  the  way  packed  up   just  when  we  needed   it  most!  But  with  many   thanks   to   some   very  good   friends   who   came   to   the  rescue   with   extra   pumps).   Strangely   the   flooding   happened   on  exactly   the   same   day   as   last   year   -­‐   make   a   note   for   the   16th  December  2013!

We  are  often  asked   if  we  kept   animals   in   the  UK  and   people  are  usually  surprised  when  we  tell   them  we  were  office  workers  but  with  a  desire  to  escape  the  rat   race.    Friends  who  knew  us  before  our   adventure   to   France  are  amazed   that  we  eat   our  own  meat.  But  when  we  explain  that  we  know  it’s  had  the  best   life  possible    and  exactly  what  has  happened  to  the  animal  from  start  to  finish,  they   do   understand   our   reasons,   although   most   admit   they  couldn’t  eat  something  they  had  raised  themselves.

It   is  very  hard  work  at  times,  especially  the  winter  months,  but  we  find  it  most  rewarding  and  wouldn’t  want  to  return   to  what  most  people   refer   to   as   “a   normal   job”.     Having  said   that   a  monthly  salary  would  be  nice  so  I  could  buy  that  tractor  I’ve  been  searching  for!

We  are  usually  very  good  at  noting  dates  when  certain  animals  go  in  with  the  respective  partner,  who   is  due  when  and  keep  an  eye  on  things   just   in   case  of  any  problems.    But   for  some  reason  we  completely   forgot   Roo,   our   buck   rabbit,   was   in   with   Dot,   our  Flemish  Giant  x  New  Zealand  White  doe.    Jenny  happened  to  walk  past   and     noticed   that   Dot   was  pulling  out   her   belly  fur.  This   is  usually  a  sign   she  is  nesting  and  getting  ready  to  have  a  litter.  Jen  quickly  removed     the  buck  from  the  hutch  and  within  10  minutes  Dot  was  a  mum  again.  Hows  that  for  timing?    Had  Jenny  delayed  it  any  longer   it’s   possible  that   the   doe  would  have  given  birth   and  dad  would  probably  have  killed  them.

Talking  of  new  arrivals,  we  now  have  20  baby  chickens.     It’s  a  bit  late   in   the  year   to   be  hatching   but   we  are  keeping   them  warm  under  a  heat  lamp  24  hours  a  day.   After   about   2   weeks   in  the   incubator   I   candled   the  eggs  with   a  torch.     In  a  dark  room   if   you   shine   the   torch  on   to   the   egg   using   a  cardboard   tube   (ok   a   toilet  roll!)     to  direct   the  light   you  can   see  inside  the  egg  to  see  if  there  is  any  sign  of  life.  You  

can  usually  see  the  embryo  of  the  chick  forming.    Any  eggs  that  are  blind  or  unfertilized  are  removed  from  the  incubator.    From  the  60  eggs  we  put   in,  5  eggs  we  unfertilized  and  20  hatched,  not  a  great  return  but  not  the  best  time  of  year  for  hatching.

We  are  still  awaiting  the  arrival  of  our  first   new  lambs.  We  had  a  friendly  bet  with  each  other   as  to  the  date  of  our  first  arrivals  but  those  dates  have  passed.  We  made   the  mistake  of  not   putting  a  raddle  on  the  ram  to  give  us  a  better   indication   of   the  due  date.    Knowing  our  luck,  Christmas  Day  is  probably  the  most  likely  date  along  with  Peggy  our  pregnant  sow.

On  our  veggie  plot  the  ground  has  been  well  fertilized  with  manure(something   we   have   plenty   of)   and   the   ground   will   soon   be  rotovated  in  readiness  for  the  polytunnel  to  go  up    in  the  spring.

As  you  know  we  regularly  swap,  barter  and  exchange  so  when  the  offer   of  a  swap  for   some   Ragondins   (coypu)  came  our   way  how  could  we  refuse?    So  what  would  we  do  with  these  giant  rat   like  animals?    “Cook  it  like  rabbit”  we  were  told.    We  haven’t  yet  been  brave  enough  to  try  it  but  when  we  get  the  urge  to  try  something  new  we’ll   be  making  a  game  pie!     Perhaps  we  will   try  it   out  on  visitors.

December   has   seen   several   truffle   markets   taking   place   in   the  region  so  I  thought  I  might  tell  you  a  little  story  to  lighten  your  day.  I   had   seen   a   programme   on   TV  where   a   well   known   chef   and  smallholder   had   dug   up   something   called   a   pig  nut   -­‐   perfectly  edible  for  humans.    So  when  I  found  something  that  looked  exactly  the  same  I  thought  I  would  give  it  a  try.    I  bit  a  small  piece  off  only  to   find   my   mouth   and   tongue   had   swollen   up   to   something  resembling  a  baboons  backside.  Thankfully  no  lasting  effect   -­‐  but  perhaps  next  time  I  will  double  check  before  I  take  a  bite!

Anyway,  time  to  go,  keep  warm  and  dry  and  we  will  see  you  again  next  month  with  news  on  our  new  arrivals.

Peter  &  Jenny  Sebborn.  Breeders  of  pigs,  lambs  and  poultry.  La  Gauteliere,  79220,  Pamplie.    Tel:  05  49  28  38  57.

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THE AMATEUR GARDENERHello  and  Happy  New  Year  to  everyone.    I  can't  believe  that  all  the  excitement   of   Christmas  is  over   and  we  are   starting  another   new  year.    It's  time  to  start  thinking  about  the  garden  again  even  though  it  will  probably  be  a  bit  too  cold,  wet  or  icy  to  do  much  this  month.  

During  milder   spells  you  will   be  able   to   plant   out   new   trees  and  shrubs  but  in  the  meantime  they  will  be  quite  happy  to  be  kept  in  a  frost-­‐free   shed   with   straw   under   and   around   the   roots   for  protection.   You   will   also   be   able   to   thin   out   dead   and   diseased  branches  from  established  trees  &  shrubs.    

Mainly  though  in  the  cold  weather  you  might  prefer  to  put  your  feet  up  and  plan  your  vegetable  garden  for  next  season.    Did  you  realise  that  not  all  plants  are  happy  neighbours?    Here  are  some  good  and  bad  associations:

Vegetable            Bad  neighbour• Cauliflower   Fennel,  onions,  tomatoes  or    strawberries• Cucumber   Potatoes,  radish,  tomatoes  • Courgettes   Cucumber,  potatoes  • Lettuce   Celery,  parsley• Melon     Cucumber,  courgettes• Onions     Leeks,  peas,  beans,  cauliflower• Peas     Garlic,  onions,  leeks• Potatoes   Carrots,  courgettes,  onions,  tomatoes• Tomatoes   Beetroot,  cucumber,  fennel,  cauliflower,  beans

Vegetable                Good  neighbour• Garlic     Beetroot,  carrots,  lettuce,  leeks,  tomatoes,  • Peas     Carrots,  celery,  cucumber,  potatoes,  radish• Pumpkins   Sweetcorn,  lettuce• Sweetcorn   Cucumber,  courgettes,  leeks,  peas,  potatoes• Tomatoes   Garlic,  asparagus,  basil,  carrots,  celery,  spinach       onions,  leeks,  parsley

What  soil  type  do  you  have?    Clay/heavy  soil;  Sandy  soil;  Silt  soil;  Loam;  Peat  soil;  Chalky  soil.    This  will  have  a  bearing  on  what  shrubs  and  plants  flourish  in  your  garden.    

Clay  soils  are  potentially  very  fertile  as  the  clay  particles  hold  nutrients  in  the  soil.    However,  they  also  hold  a  high  proportion  of  water  which  drains  slowly.    Clay  soil  takes  longer  to  warm  up  in  Spring  than  sandy  soil.    Clay  is  easily  compacted  when  wet  and  bakes  hard  in  summer  with  noticeable  cracking  on  the  surface.Sandy   soils   on   the   other   hand   have   a   high   proportion   of   sand  particles  with  little  clay  and  therefore  is  classed  as  a  'light'  soil  -­‐  easily  drained  and  easily  cultivated.    These  soils  warm  quickly  in  Spring  but  are  low  in  nutrients  which  are  quickly  washed  out  by  rain.    Sandy  soils  also  dry  out  quickly.    They  are  often  acidic.Silty   soil   is   fertile,   light   and   moisture   retentive,   but   is   easily  compacted;    Loams  are  a  mixture  of  clay,  sand  and  silt;    Peat  soil  is  high  in  moisture  and  organic  matter  and  chalky  soils  are  very  alkaline.  

To  identify  your  soil  type  take  a  handful  and  roll  it  in  your  hands:  Sandy  soil  has  a  gritty  feel  -­‐  you  can  feel  the  sand  grains  within  it  but  you  will  not  be  able  to  roll  a  sausage  shape.Clay  soil  is  sticky  when  wet  and  is  easily  rolled  into  a  'sausage'.    It  will  become  shiny  if  you  rub  with  your  finger.    A  light  clay  soil  will  not  be  as  shiny  and  will  not  make  a  sausage  shape  quite  so  well.Silt  soils  have  a  soapy,  slippery  texture  and  will  not  clump  easily.If  soil   froths  when  dropped  into  a  cup  of  vinegar  this  indicates  that   it  contains  chalk  or  limestone  and  is  lime  rich.All  soils  benefit  from  the  addition  of  organic  matter  with  the  exception  of  chalky  soil.    This  soil   is  not  suitable  for  ericaceous  plants  needing  acid  soil  conditions.     It   is  not  possible  to  make  a  chalky  soil  acidic   -­‐  much  better  to  choose  plants  that  thrive  in  alkaline  conditions.

So  now  I've  given  you  something  else  to  think  about  -­‐  go  on,  put  your  feet  up  again,  you  know  you  want  to  .....

by Vanda Lawrence

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French Life, Food & Drink...

by  Jacqueline  Brown.French Village DiariesWinter   has   arrived,   the   days   are  short,   the   trees   are   bare   and   the  temperatures  have  plummeted,  but  am   I   down?     Well   sometimes,   I  have  to  admit,  yes  I  am.    It  is  at  this  time  of  year  that  my  thoughts  turn  to   comfort   food.   Gone   are   the  vibrant  coloured  salads  of  summer  that   cheered   up   my   plates   with  home  grown  delights,  but  have  no  fear   for  we  have  arrived  at  what   I  call  ‘porridge  and  soup’  season.

What   can   be  more  comforting  than   the  warm   glow  that   radiates  through  your  body  after  eating  a  bowl  of  hot,  steaming  porridge  on  a  cold  morning?    I  will  admit  to  importing  my  porridge  oats  from  the  UK,  as  I  like  to  buy  them  by  the  sack  rather  than  the  teeny  tiny  box  that  is  all  I  can  find  at  my  local  supermarket  here,  but  I  always  make  sure  I  am  stocked  up  before  winter   arrives.    Variety  is  the  spice  of  life,  as  the  saying  goes,  so   I  like   to  add   a  bit   of  something  to  my  porridge.    Last  year  I  was  lucky  enough  to  still  be  picking  raspberries  at   the  end  of  November,  they  weren’t   big  or   overly  sweet,  but   a  handful  added  to  my  morning  porridge  brought  out  the  best  in  both  ingredients.   Other   favourites   are   a   sprinkling   of   cinnamon   or   a  handful   of   dried   fruit   (I   even   managed   to   get   a   bag   of   dried  cranberries  this  winter)  added  while  cooking,  or  some  fruit  compote  spooned  over   after  cooking.  I  have  to  be  honest   and  say  I  prefer   a  fruity  porridge  to  a  salty  one,  sorry  to  any  Scottish  readers.

Now  to  the  soup,  and  I  admit  I  have  a  bit  of  a  thing  about  soup!  Soup  to  me  is  a  super   food   and   not   just   because   it  gives  me  a  perfect  way  of  using  up  the   summer   glut   of   courgettes  and  keeps  me  warm  in  the  winter.  I   spend   my   summer   days  concocting   various   flavours   of  soup  that  get  stored  in  the  freezer  for  winter  lunches.  They  all  start  off  the  same  way,  a  finely  sliced  onion  sautéed   in   olive  oil   with   some  curry  spices   –   my   favourites   are   cumin,  coriander   and   turmeric.   Add   whatever  vegetables   you   have,   diced,   I   usually  use   courgettes,   squash   or  pumpkins,  and  just  cover  with  water   or   stock  (homemade  chicken  stock   would   be   my   preference)   then   cook   until   vegetables   are  tender.  I  always  blend  my  soups,  but   the  addition  of  a  tin  of  pre-­‐cooked  lentils  or   chickpeas  after  blending  gives  it  added  body.     To  serve,  a  sprinkling  of  grated  Emmental  cheese  and  some  bread  and  you  have  my  perfect  winter  lunch.

Following  the  excesses  of  Christmas  and  the  seemingly  never  ending  Galette  des  Rois,  porridge  and   soup  provide  the  perfect  New  Year  detox  for  comfort  eaters.    The  high  fibre  and  slow  release  of  energy  that  balance  your  blood  sugar  means  less  cravings  for  snacks.  I  find  porridge  and  soup  with  a  sensible  evening  meal  and  a  brisk  dog  walk  every  day  will  soon  help  me  loose  any  additional  Christmas  kilos.

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All  of  Jacqui’s  favourite  recipes  can  be  found  on  her  website  http://www.frenchvillagediaries.com.

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Honey, why did you kick my head?A quick guide to hangover management

I  suppose  by  now  it’s  no  good  my  saying  “go  easy”.  Or   “drink   water   between   alcoholic   drinks”.   Or  “drink  a  pint   of  milk  before  you  go   to   the  party”.  Well,  you  wouldn’t  have  listened  anyway,  chump,  caught   up   in   the  ridiculous   festive   furore  as  you  were,  would  you?    Sorry  to  be  so  clanging  at  this  time   in   the   morning   with   your   head   in   such   a  state,   but   strange   as   it   might   seem,  I’m  here  to  help.

I’m   not   going   to   pontificate   like   some   crazed  prohibitionist  Presbyterian.    What’s  done  is  done.    We  have  to  get  to  grips  with  restoring  you  to   the   land  of  the  living  before  those  nice  French  neighbours  come  over  and  you  start  all  over  again.

First,  rehydrate.    Water,  and  as  much  as  you  can  keep  down,  will  unrasp   the   tongue   and  keep   the  brain   from  clanging  against   the  cranium  (this  is  the  hangover).    Any  port  in  a  storm,  so  from  the  tap  is  just  fine,  but  if  you  have  mineral  water  so  much  the  better  as  it  will   give   you   added   good   stuff   –   this   is   not   the   time   to   get  technical,  just  trust  me.

Second,   eat.   One   of   my   favourite   morning-­‐after   quotes   (yes,   I  collect   them)   is   “Grease   is   the   only  cure   for   a  hangover”.   John  Travolta?    Olivia?    Mais  non  –  Cameron  Diaz,  and  chaps,  who  are  we  to  gainsay  Ms  Diaz?     Full   English   if   you   can,  grilled  not  fried.  Otherwise   toast,   or   anything   that   involves   potatoes,   eggs,  pancakes.    No  coffee  –  this  dehydrates  you  more.

The   above  will   certainly  serve   you   well,  but   there   is  an   addition  which  will   guarantee  a  smile  on  your   face,  the  steadiest   of  hands  and  a  spritz  in  your  gait.    I  refer  to  Fernet  Branca.    I  first  drank  this  with   an   Indian   lawyer   in   Hong  Kong.   I   chose   it   from   the  drinks  menu   as   it   sounded   quite   light   and   jolly.  Mistake:   this,   like  my  friend,  is  a  serious  chap.

Made  in  Italy  for  the  last  200  years  or  so,  Fernet  Branca  is  alcohol  based  (around  40%)  but   infused  with  more  things  than  your  brain  can   take   in   right   now,   but   including   gentian,   rhubarb,   aloe,  camomile,   rue,   angelica   and   saffron.   It’s   dark   and   oily   and   not  something  you   really  want   to   look   straight   in   the   eye.     A  cross  between  what   your  mum  spooned  down   you   after   pinching  your  nose   (it   was   considered   a   medicine   during   Prohibition   in   the  States),  crushed  plants  and  bitter  mud.

On   a  dark  and  foggy  morning  on   the  Via  Veneto   your   hungover  Italian   buddy  –  all  hungovers  are  buddies  –  will  be  taking  his  FB  doshed  into  an  espresso,  otherwise  known  as  a  caffè  corretto  con  Fernet.    I  suggest  you  take  it  neat  as  an  atonement  for  the  sins  of  the  night  before.    If  you  can’t  face  that,  mix  with  Coke.

Some  suggest   that   FB   is  a  lovely  aperitif.    Don’t  worry,  the  men  with  white   coats  are  on   the   way.  But   this   concoction   is  a  100%  guaranteed  cure  for  naughtiness.

by  John  Sherwin

John Sherwin, French Wine ToursEmail: [email protected] ~ www.french-wine-tours.com

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Reader’s Restaurant ReviewsThank  you  to  Ian  McKay  for  this  month’s  Restaurant  Review:  L’Ecu  de  France,  2  rue  Poitou,  79130  Secondigny.Tel:  05  49  63  29  94

L'Ecu  was  doing  a  pre-­‐theatre  special  at   12   euros  per   person,  so  before  the  thrilling  production    of  ‘The  Thirty-­‐Nine  Steps’  we  dined  there  early  at  6pm.    We  had  eaten  there  previously  before  another  great   production  from  the  Reaction  Theatre  group  and  thought  it  great  value  –  both  the  meal  and  the  play.

We  were  a  party  of  seven  (would  have  been  eight  were  it  not   for  the   vagaries   of   French   motoring).     No   entrées,   four   of   us   had  entrecôte   and   the   three   others   had   confit   de   canard   as   main  course  and  various  desserts  from  a  choice  of  four  or  five.

We   were   served   by   a   charming   young   waitress,   who   smiled  throughout.    With  wine  and  a  couple  of  soft  drinks  the  bill  came  to  around    96  euros,  and  that  was  after   I  had  complained  about   the  bill  as  they  had  only  charged  us  for   one  of  the  two  carafes  of  red  we  had  actually  had.    Again  it  was  very  good  value  for  money  and  particularly   worth   considering   in   conjunction   with   any   future  Reaction  Theatre  performance.

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January’s Recipe - BREAD & BUTTER PUDDINGHere’s  a  well  known  classic  to  keep  us  warm  through  winter!

Ingredients:• 85g  softened  butter.• 6  slices  of  thick  white  bread• 55g  mixed  fruit• 25g  candied  peel• 3  large  eggs• 1/2  pint  milk• 1/4  pint  double  cream• 55g  caster  sugar• Grated  Nutmeg• 1tbsp  Demerara  sugar• Cream  to  serve

Method:-­‐1. Preheat  the  oven  to  180˚C  /  350˚F  /  Gas  Mark  42. Grease  a  baking  dish   (20   x  25cm  approx.)  with   some  of  

the  softened  butter,  and  butter  the  slices  of  bread.    Cut  the   bread   into   quarters   and   arrange   in   the   dish,   half  overlapping.

3. Sprinkle  half  the  fruit  and  peel  over   the  bread  and  cover  with   the   remaining   cut   bread   quarters.   Adding   the  remaining  fruit  and  peel  to  the  top.

4. Whisk  the  eggs  well  and  mix  in  the  milk,  cream  and  sugar.    Pour   this   over   the   pudding   and   leave   to   stand   for   15  minutes.     Sprinkle  grated  nutmeg  over   the  top,  finishing  with  some  demerara  sugar.

5. Place   the  pudding   on   a  baking  tray  and   bake  for   30-­‐40  minutes  until  just  set  and  golden  brown.

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French Adventures...

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Having  been   keen   caravanners   from  way  back,  my  wife  Sue  and   I,  together  with  our  two  children  when  they  were  younger,  toured  and  holidayed in  various  parts  of  France  for  some  20+  years.    We  decided  long  ago  that  when  the  time  came  and  the  children  no  longer  needed  us   to   be   around   so   much,   we   would   like   to   retire   to   France   and  hopefully  enjoy  a  warmer  climate.

Last   year   that   time  arrived  and   we  began  house-­‐hunting,  primarily  around  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  area  because  my  brother  was  already  living  near   Secondigny. However,   the  property  that   took  our   heart   was  actually  in  Montournais  in  the  Vendee  just  15  minutes  from  the  border  with   Deux-­‐Sèvres.   It   is   a   600   year   old   farmhouse   with   a   modern  attached   Gîte,   a   nice   patch   of   ground   for   our   three   dogs,   and   a  character   swimming  pool.    We  moved  into  our  new  home  and  set  about  making  the  changes  we  wanted  and  preparing  the  Gîte  for  the  first   season‘s   holiday  makers.    We   are  now  preparing  for   our   first  winter   in  France,  and  whilst  we  are  loving  it and  keep  busy  with  jobs  around   the   house,   a   little   spark   of   something   is   missing.   Let   me  explain.

I  was  a  serving  Police  officer   in  inner   city  Greater  Manchester  for  22  years,     the   last   14   of   them   as   a  dog   handler   working   a  German  Shepherd  dog  dual-­‐trained   in   general   patrol  work  and  also  in  drugs  detection.     Eventually  this  led  me  to  the  training  side  of  dogs  and  in  1992   I   attended   a   Home   Office   Intermediate   Training   Course   at  Stafford  which  on  successful   completion  qualified  me  to  train  all   but  explosive  detection  dogs.

Meantime  Sue  was  kept  busy  working  at  a  job  she  thoroughly  enjoyed  in  a  local  primary  school.    Over  the  years  she   took  on  various  roles  culminating  in  her  becoming  a  Learning  Mentor  for  the  last  5  years.    

I  was  retired  from  the  the  Police  service  on  health  grounds  in  1997. After  almost  12  months  recuperation  I  needed  to  work  again  and  as  my  interest  and  expertise  lay  in  working  with  dogs  I  decided  to  offer  my  services  as  a  dog  trainer.    Two  vets  I‘d  had  contact  with  during  my  Police  service  agreed  to  display  posters  offering  personal  dog  training  services   for   owners   with   problem   dogs.   Within   a   few   days   the  enquiries  started  to   come  in  and  this  led  to  14  years  of  home  visits,  classes,  shows  and  Cruft’s  displays.  I  also  worked   for   a   local  RSPCA  centre  where  a  lot  of  animals  were  being  returned  for  various  reasons.  To  try  to  improve  this  situation  each  new  owner  was  given  vouchers  to  attend   two   of   my   classes   and   the   stream   of   returns   was   almost  immediately  halted.  My  biggest  reward  came  from  seeing  an  alleged  unruly  dog  and   its  owner   leave  my  classes  as  a  completely  calm  and  obedient  unit.  I  always  felt  so  proud  to  see  the  dog  walking  nicely  and  the  owner  happy.

We  have  three  dogs  of  our  own,  Albie  (aka  Bert)  a  15  year  old  lab  cross  collie  who  decided  to  leave  home  when  our  married  son‘s  new  baby  arrived.  Several    times  he  escaped,  travelled  across  town  and  arrived  at  our  door   around  2.30  am  and  barked  until   I  went  down  to  open  the  door,  when  he  would  shoot  in,  find  a  spot  he  liked  and   lie  down   to  sleep.  Eventually  we  told  them  to  fetch  his  bed  and  he  has  been  with  us  for  the  last  5/6  years.

Then  we  have  Floyd  the  11  year  old  Dalmation,  who  was  a  champion  show  dog  until  something  went  terribly  wrong  one  day.    We  will  never  know  what  it  was.  He  was  re-­‐homed  after  the  disaster  at  the  show  but  

unfortunately  to  the  wrong  family.    They  had  three  teenage  children  and  within   three  weeks  the  new   owner   was  contacting  Dalmation  rescue   fearing   Floyd   would   bite.   He   was   diagnosed   with   Nervous  Aggression.

Thankfully   the   contact   at   Dalmation   rescue   knew   me   personally.  Within  a  couple  of  days  and  after  discussing  his  case  with  Sue  we  took  him  on  but  it  took  quite  a  bit  of  work  to  turn  him  around.  At  that  time  he  was  about  four  years  old  and  he  is  now  11  years  old.    Today  he  is  a  beautiful  and  happy,  loving  dog.

Finally,  we  have  Holly,  an  English  Springer  Spaniel.    She  is  now  about  four  years  old  and  as  mad  as  a  box  of  frogs!    About   four  years  ago  I  worked  as  a  search  dog  handler  on  the  ferry  port  at  Calais  and  our  role  was  to   detect   illegal   immigrants  who  had  hidden   themselves  in  the  loaded  wagons  trying  to  cross  into  England.  Holly`s  record  was  a  find  of  15  at  one  time  in  a  loaded  potato  wagon.  However,  she  was  a  young  dog  and  injured  her  shoulder  and  was  retired  on  health  grounds.  She  needed  a  home  and  as  I  had  been  her   handler   for  most  of  my  time  there  the  decision  was  easy.  She  is  now  fully  recovered  and  doesn’t  stop  running  and  enjoys  life  to  the  full.

In  2003  I  wrote  a  book  together  with  my  sister   in  law.  We  called  it  ‘Training  Your  Dog  in  a  Weekend’.  It  was  a  big  seller  both  in  the  UK  and  the  USA  and  also  sold  around  the  world. Having  spent  a  lot  of  years  working  with  problem  dogs  as  well  as  puppies  and  general  family  pets  that  needed  guidance,  it   seems  a  shame  to  let  that  stop  now  and  in  the  New  Year   I  am  aiming  to  restart  training.     Initially  this  is  primarily  for  English  speakers  -­‐  only  because  at  this  stage  my  French  vocabulary  doesn’t  stretch  too  far.    French  lessons  for  me  are  to  start  in  the  new  year!

For  dog  training  classes,  I  already  have  the  promise  of  one   training  venue  near  to  St  Hilaire  de  Voust.    I  also  have  the  grounds  and  a  really  large  barn  that  lends  itself  to  indoor  training  in  inclement  weather  at  my  own  home  at  Montournais.  Also  if  numbers  are  sufficient,    possibly  a  venue  at  Secondigny  courtesy  of  mon  frere.

As  I  did  in  the  UK  I  will  also  offer  home  visits  where  required.I  am  more  than  willing  to   discuss  people’s  problems  or   issues  (dog  related)  and  NO  as  I’ve  often  been  asked    -­‐  I  don’t  train  children!

I  have  been   involved   in  competitions  at   the  highest  level   throughout   my   working   life,   including   the  National   Police   Dog   Championships   at   Hendon  London  where  my  dog   Clint’  reached  10th  place  out  of  the  best   32   Police  dogs  in   the  country.     Then,  whilst   Prince  Michael   of  Kent  was   presenting  me  with  my  certificate,  he  shoved  his  nose  up  HRH`s  jacket  and  checked  out  the  crown  jewels!!!    Which  way  to  the  tower?

I  no  longer  compete,  nor  train  to  that  standard,  but  what  I  like  to  see  is  a  happy,  carefree  AND  obedient  dog. Why?    Because  an  Obedient  dog  is  a  Happy  dog.    If  we  can  resume  the  ‘spark’,  I  think  our   life  here  in  France  will  be  complete.

For  any  information  please  contact  Keith  Davis  on  Tel.  02  51  63  92  08  or  email    [email protected].

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by  Helen  Tait-­‐Wright

Motoring...

SMILE, it’s a 500!For  January  I  decided  that  in  order  to  raise  a  smile  in  the  dark  days  of  winter,  I  would  look  at  the  history  and  modern  incarnation  of  an  iconic  little  car  with  bags  of  charm  and  character,  that  you  can’t  help  loving.

Built   as   an   economy   car   and   originally   launched   in   1957,   the  “Cinquecento”  or   Fiat  500  has  become  a  legend,  and  was  extremely  popular  throughout  Europe.    It  was  a  cheap,  very  basic  and  practical  town  car,  measuring  only  3  metres  long,  and  originally  powered  by  an  appropriately   sized   479cc,   two   cylinder,   rear   mounted   air-­‐cooled  engine.

Indeed  the  500  redefined  the  term  "small  car"  and  is  considered  one  of  the  first  city  cars.    The  500  was  produced   in  various  incarnations  until   1975,  and   sports  models  were  produced  by  Abarth,  a  private  Italian  racing  car  maker.  

The   all   round   capabilities   of   the   diminutive   little   car   were  demonstrated  in  July  1958  when  7  examples  contested  and  won  the  first   and   only  Liège-­‐Brescia-­‐Liege  Rally   for   cars   up   to   500cc.   After  battling  through  this  almost  non-­‐stop  3300km  event,  over  testing  dirt-­‐road  passes  in  the  Italian  Dolomites  and  Yugoslavia,  the  500’s  took  1st,  2nd,  4th,  6th,  7th,  9th  and  13th  places,  and  showed  their  exceptional  durability  as  only  13  of  the  29  starters  actually  finished  the  rally.

A  Fiat  500  is  also  believed  to  be  the  smallest  car  to  complete  a  world  circumnavigation.    In  2007,  a  1969  example  was  driven  from  Australia,  taking  in  Russia  and  Europe  (to  arrive  in  Italy  in  time  for  the  car’s  50th  anniversary  celebration)  then  after  crossing  the  Atlantic  from  Belgium,  the  car   started  again   from  New  York  to  travel  all   the  way  to  Alaska  before  returning  to  Australia  -­‐  32,000  road  kilometres  in  just  99  days.

For  the  50th  Anniversary,  Fiat  launched  a  new  500,  stylistically  inspired  by  the  original  but  with  modern  technology  and  considerably  heavier  and  larger,  featuring  a  front-­‐mounted  engine  and   front-­‐wheel   drive.    This   hugely  popular   “retro”  model   saw   one   of   the  biggest   launch  parties  held  for  a  car   in  the  last  10  years,  and  the  millionth  example  rolled  off  the  production  line  on  19th  November  2012.

With   many   Limited   Edition   models   and   over   500,000   different  personalized  combinations  of  the  500  that  can  be  made  by  adding  all  kinds  of  accessories,  decals,  interior   and  exterior   colours  and  trims,  the  model  seems  to  appeal  to  a  great  many  people,  and  Abarth  have  once  again  made  a  performance  version.

This  new  500,  of  which  my  step-­‐daughter  Abbie  owns  an  example,  is  right  up  to  date  with  the  demands  of  a  modern  girl  about  town,  with  parking  sensors,  MP3-­‐compatible  stereo,  power-­‐assisted  steering  and  electric  mirrors,  room  for   3  friends  and  some  shopping,  respectable  fuel  consumption  and  low  running  costs.  And  of  course   it   is  a  style  statement,  and  “very  cool”,  I  am  assured!    Abbie’s  favorite  accessory  is  eyelashes   for   the  headlights,   to   give   that   already   cheeky  face   the  proper  girlie  treatment!

So,  if  you  have  10,400  Euros  of  Christmas  money  burning  a  hole   in  your   pocket,   you   can  buy  into   this   craze   at   your   local   French   Fiat  dealer,  or   look   for   a  cheaper   used   example  around   the  7000  Euro  mark.    If  nothing  else,  it  will  bring  a  smile  to  your  face!

Contact  Helen  at:  [email protected].

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4L TROPHY – MCS RACINGHi!  My  name  is  Keenan  Dominey,  I  am  19  years  old  and  live  in  Les  Alleuds,  near  Melle.    I  go  to  Lycee  Emile  Roux  at  Confolens  and  am  studying   BTS   Expert   Comptablility   (Accounts).   My   co-­‐driver   is  Stephane  Millassaud,  he   is   21   years   old   and   doing   a   Faculte   de  Sciences  Economiques    at  Poitiers  University.

To  be  able  to  take  part  in  this  rally,  we  have  to  be  between  18  and  28  years   old,  both   be   in   full   time   education   and   we  must   have  driving  licenses  and  passports.    There  are  1700  students  registered  to  take  part  and  we  shall  all  be  leaving  from  Futuroscope  in  Poitiers.

Our   rally  number   is  2185   (which   is   on  French   television   if   you   would   like   to  follow   us!)   I   have   bought   a   1980  Renault  4L  as  shown  in  the  photograph  and   hope   to   get   enough   sponsors   to  cover   the  car  in  sticker  advertising.    If  you  would  like  to  advertise  on  my  car  please  contact  me.  

The  car  is  not  currently  roadworthy  for  the  desert,  so  we  will  need  to  modify  it  before  we  go...The  addition  of  tow  hooks,  clamping  the  bonnet   down   so   that   it   does  not   blow   up   whilst   driving,   fitting  desert-­‐tyres  and   also  a  snorkel   to  stop   the  sand  getting   into   the  engine!    The  Controle  Technique  is  booked   for   January  12th,  and  with   lots   of   help   from  my  Dad,  we   hope   it   will   be   up   to   Rally  standards.

In   the  next   issue,  I  hope  to  have  more  sponsors  and  that   the  car  will  be  ready  for  the  rally.

Keenan  Dominey,MCS  RACING,  8  rue  de  la  Violette  ,  Chaignepain,  79190  Les  AlleudsTel  :  06.29.72.33.94  ~  05.17.23.13.43Email:  mcs-­‐[email protected]

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What’s New For Your PC ? Windows  8,  First  ImpressionsIn   October   2012  Microsoft   launched   its   new   operating  system  -­‐  Windows  8.    Many  people  have  asked  me  about  it  and  should  they  upgrade,  what  are  the  benefits  and  more  importantly  how  difficult  will  it  be  to  get  used  to  the  new  system?

I  have  now  had  some  time  to  research  and  use  Windows  8  and  my  overall   feeling  is   that   it   is  a  big  improvement   over  Windows  7  in  terms   of   performance   and   security.   Things   run   much   faster   on  Windows  8   and   the  built-­‐in   security   features   will   offer   far   more  difficult   targets  for  Malware  to  attack  you.    Of  course,  you  will  still  need   antivirus  and  anti   spyware  protection  but   I  believe  you  will  have  a  safer  experience.

This   is   especially   true   because  Windows   8   is   the   first   operating  system  to  work  actively  with   "the  Cloud",  that   is   to  say  your   files  and  data  stored  on   the  internet,  such  as  your  email,  and  any  data  you  store   in  places  like  Microsoft   SkyDrive,  Flickr  or  Google  Drive,  Picasa  etc.    That  said,  the  best  way  to  experience  the  Windows  8  Operating  system  is  undoubtedly  using   a   Touch  Screen   interface.    The   whole   design   of   the   Windows   8   interface   is   optimised   for  swiping  a  finger   across  the  screen,  or   using  a  pinching  gesture  to  reduce   and   enlarge   an   image,   etc.   This   technology   has   been  available   for  some  time  now  on  mobile  telephones  and  of  course  the   famous  Apple   iPad   and   more   recently  many  android   tablets.  Clearly  Microsoft  see  this  as  the  future  and  have  taken  a  very  big  step  towards  this  type  of  technology.

So   how   does   it   run   on   a   standard   non   touch   screen   PC?     The  answer   is  quite  well.    Certainly  a  little  faster   than   in  Windows  7,  with  start-­‐up  and  shut  down   times  virtually  halved   in   both   cases.    Those   of   you   using   it   on   laptops   will   also   be   surprised   at   the  improved  battery  life  this  may  give  you.

However,  the  initial  start  screens  will  seem  a  little  confusing  to  start  with.    The  old  desktop  has  changed  significantly  and  navigating  will  not   seem  as  straight   forward  unless   you  have   had  experience  of  touch   screen   style   computing  before.  Your   computer   vocabulary  will  also  expand  with  new  terms  such  as  the  "Charm  Bar",  a  crucial  tool   in   navigating   the   Windows   8   interface.     There   are   built-­‐in  tutorials  on   how  to  use  the   interface  that  primarily  consist  of  tile  link  icons  that  represent  applications  and  folders.    These  are  "live",  so  on  your  email  tile  you  may  see  new  emails  as  they  arrive,  your  weather   tile  will   constantly  update  and  links  to  active  web  pages  such   as   news   feeds   will   also   reflect   the   most   up   to   date  information.

Windows  8  also  includes  a  new  version  of  Internet  Explorer,  IE10.    A  faster   version   with   Windows   8's   new   security   features   included  making  it   safer.    There  are  also  many  new  apps  available  form  the  Microsoft  Apps  Store.

For  those  of  us  who  have  not,  or  are  not  ready  to  change  to  touch  screen  hardware,  it   is   simply  a  matter   of  getting  behind  the  new  touch  screen  orientated  start  screen  with  the  tiles  to  the  good  old  desktop.  Those  of   you  who  know  Windows  7  will   find   this   totally  familiar,  and  once  you  get   to  this  level,  the  Windows  8  experience  is  not  so  daunting.    Using  the  Charm  Bar   to   help   locate   files  and  applications  can  be  achieved  quite  simply  and  most  applications  we  are  used  to  work  in  exactly  the  same  way  on  Windows  8  as  they  do  on  other  Windows  operating  systems.

My  conclusion   is   that  Microsoft   have   decided   that   the   excellent  usability  afforded  by  the  touch  screen  technology  promises   to   be  the  future  of  personal  computing  and  Windows  8  seems  brilliant  at  this   with   smooth   efficient   gesture   control.     However,   they   also  realise   that   there   are   many   of   us   who   still   have   to   use   the  traditional  methods  of  controlling  our  PC  via  Keyboard  and  Mouse.  I  suspect  that  many  business  users  will   find  that  behind  the  touch  screen   tile   interface  is   an  operating  system  that   works  well   with  mouse  and  keyboard,  very  much  like  Windows  7,  and  is  therefore  practical  for  technologies  without  the  touch  screen  hardware.

Personally,  I  prefer  for  others  to  jump  in  on  new  operating  systems,  and  Windows  8  is  no  exception.    Until  I  have  to  purchase  the  touch  screen  hardware  I  will  keep  with  Windows  7.    I  may  well  be  forced  to  go  to  Windows  8  if  I  purchase  a  new  Laptop  and  will  tolerate  it,  if  I   am  staying  with   the   traditional   keyboard   and  Mouse.   The   real  time   for   me   to   upgrade   to   Windows   8   will   be   when   I   finally  succumb   to   the   touch   screen   hardware,   maybe  my  next   laptop  purchase,  until  then  I  am  happy  to  stick  with  Windows  7.

Ross  Hendry  is  the  proprietor  of  Interface  Consulting  and  Engineering,  who   has   over   42   years   experience   in   Communications,   Computer  Technology   and   Direct   Marketing.   (See   advert   below   for   more  information).

by  Ross  Hendry

Communications...

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Building & Renovation...Tiling  TipsIf,  like  so  many  of  us  in  France,  you  are  renovating  your  property  and  are  at  the  stage  where  you  are  thinking  of  ceramic  tiling,  bear  these  handy  pointers  in  mind.

Don’t  cut  corners.    You’ve  spent  your  hard-­‐earned  money  on  a  new  bathroom  or  kitchen,  so  don’t   forget   that   the  tiling  gives  the  room  that  finishing  touch.    It  doesn’t  matter  how  much  money  you  spend  on  those  worktops  or  units,  if  your  eye  is  drawn  to  that  wonky  tile  in  the  corner  that  will  always  be  what  catches  your  eye!    What  tiles?    Large  tiles  look  stunning  in  the  brochure  –  but  they  are  fixed  to  a  completely  flat  surface.    If  you  have  uneven  walls  or  floors,  no  matter  how  professional  the  tradesperson  carrying  out  the  work,  the  tiling  will  only  look  as  good  as  the  surface  underneath,  so  good  preparation   and  tile  choice   is  the  key.     Smaller   tiles   ‘roll’  over   the  lumps  and  bumps  better,  so  are  best  for  uneven  surfaces.    Large  tiles  work  well   on   large  areas,  making  the  space   look  even  bigger,  but  don’t   stand   out   in   a  small   area.     The  same   applies   to   tiles   fixed  diagonally,  particularly  to  kitchen  walls  above  the  worktops.Tile  on  tile?    Yes  you  can  –  in  fact  it’s  one  of  the  best  surfaces  to  tile  on.    Providing  the  existing  tiled  surface  is  solid  (you  can  check  this  out  by  tapping  with  a  coin,  and  listening  for  hollow  sounds).Tile  on  wood?     Yes  you   can.     Providing  the  floor   is  over-­‐boarded,  screwed  down  every  150mm  and  a  flexible  adhesive  is  used.Layout  is  the  key.    Inexperience  may  lead  a  ‘handyman’  to  start  tiling  from  one  side,  so  that  there  is  a  cut  only  on  one  side.    A  craftsman  will  centre  the  walls  accordingly,  so  that  they  look  balanced  –  they  won’t  shy  away  from  cutting  tiles  if  they  are  skilled.

Simon   Tee   is   a   professional   ceramic   tiler,   having   served   an  apprenticeship  straight  from  school,  trained  by  experienced  tilers  to  cut   tiles   by   hand   (before   all   the   new   cutting   equipment   was  introduced).    This  is  important  for  those  awkward  tiles,  his  expertise  

means  he  won’t  cut  a  tile  in  half  to  get  around  a  pipe  unless  it  is  really  necessary.

Simon   Tee   had   a   ceramic   tiling   business   in   the   South   Coast   of  England  for  27  years,  working  in  a  multitude  of  properties  providing  the  finishing  touch  to  bathrooms,  kitchens  and  conservatories,  and  also   carrying   out   large   commercial   projects   such   as   Sainsbury’s  superstores,  Health  &  Fitness  clubs  and  Golf  &  Country  clubs.

Simon  Tee  is  a  true  craftsman  at  his  chosen  trade.    Since  moving  to  France  in  January  of  2012,  and  spending  the  year  to  date  getting  his  fishing  gites  and  lakes  up  and  running,  he  is  now  ready  return  to  his  craft  and  give  your  property  that  finishing  touch.

To  take  advantage  of  Simon’s  expertise  or  for  further  information  –  call  him  on  05  49  63  57  44  or  send  an  email:  [email protected].

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We  would  love  to  include  them  in  this  section!

For  more  details,  please  see  the  ‘Written  Contributions’  page  on  our  website:  www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr

Short  editorials  can  be  offered  to  advertisers,  free  of  charge.

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Capital Gains Tax Increases on Property

The French Finance Bill for 2013 was announced in September 2012, before starting its long process through parliament. French residents have known what tax rises to expect in 2013 for a while, but the government surprised us with yet another tax rise, this time on property.

On 7th December, parliament voted to add a surtax to capital gains made on the sale of property. The main home remains tax free.

The surtax will be charged on a sliding scale, with the lowest rate being 2% on gains between €50,000 and €100,000, rising to 6% for gains over €250,000.

It is added to the standard 19% capital gains tax. You will pay 15.5% social charges on top of this, so when you sell a property that is not your main home in France, your total tax bill on the gain will be between 34.5% and 40.5%.

This new measure will apply to sales after 1st January 2013, unless a promesse or compromis de vente was signed before 7th December 2012.

The good news is that the allowances for the length of ownership (2% per year between 6th and 17th year of ownership; 4% per year up to 24th and 8% per year beyond that) continue to apply, so the longer you have owned the property, the less tax you will have to pay.

A new 20% deduction on the net gain (after the deductions for the length of ownership), is being to introduced for 2013 - but only for 2013.

The Finance Bill still has to be voted on by the Senate, so further changes are still possible.

Various other tax increases are due to come into effect in 2013, making life more expensive tax wise. Higher earners could notice a significant increase. For advice on tax planning in France, contact an established wealth management and tax planning firm like Blevins Franks.

Summarised tax information is based upon our understanding of current laws and practices which may change. Individuals should take personalised advice.

To keep in touch with the latest developments in the offshore world, check out the latest news on our website www.blevinsfranks.com

by  Bill  Blevins,  Financial  Correspondent,  Blevins  Franks

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Could you care?Each  day  at  Consultus  we  hear   from  families  that  need  help  caring  for  their  loved  ones.

Loved  ones  like  88  year  old  Mary  whose  husband  died  eight  years  ago  and  whose  family  are  supportive  but,  living  many  miles  away,  are  unable  to  offer  daily  help.     Mary  is  a  lady  who   likes  her   independence  and  enjoys  company  and  conversation,  but  following  a  stroke  some  years  ago  is  becoming  increasingly  frail  and  now  needs  24-­‐hour  help  with  washing,  dressing,  toileting  and  support  with  walking.

With  a  Live-­‐in  Carer  from  Consultus,  Mary  has  been  able  to  stay  in  the  comfort  of  her  own  home,  remaining  independent  and  able  to  enjoy  life  in  peaceful  and  secure  surroundings.

As  one  of  the  UKs  leading  providers  of  live-­‐in  care,  Consultus  are  always  looking  for  people  with  the  special  qualities  needed  to  be  a  Carer.

Our  Carers  typically  live  with  a  Client  for  two  weeks  at  a  time.    They  then  choose  either  to  return  home  for  a  break  or  just  long  enough  to  do  their  washing  and  attend  to  mail  before  going  on  to  help  someone  new  or  even  returning  to  help  someone  they  have  helped  before.    Some  work  only  a  few  weeks  a  year  whilst  others  might  work  6-­‐8  weeks  at  a  time  before  taking  a  break.    It  is  entirely  the  Carer’s  choice,  and  it’s  that  flexibility  that  makes  being  a  Live-­‐in  Carer  with  Consultus  an  ideal  opportunity  for  expatriates  wishing  to  earn  money  whilst  visiting  family  and  friends  in  the  UK.

Working  through  Consultus  you  can  expect;

• £868  -­‐  £1330  per  two  week  assignment  plus  travel  costs  (when  in  the  UK)

• Double  the  daily  rate  of  pay  for  all  Bank  Holidays  and  occasional  days  over  the  Christmas  and  New  Year  period

• Meals  and  accommodation  whilst  on  assignment• In-­‐house  training  and  development  opportunities

So   if  you  are  a  caring  and  compassionate  person  and  would  like  to  work  as  a  Live-­‐in  Carer  with  Consultus,  please  contact  us;

Telephone:       +44  1732  355231Email:         [email protected]:       www.consultuscare.com

Investing  In  Your  FutureThe   turbulent   global   economy   has   caused   a  myriad  of  negative  effects  from  large  institutions,  universities,  small   businesses  and  governments.    The  smallest,  yet   the  most  important   institution  you  know  -­‐  yourself  -­‐  will  also  be  affected  by  this  volatility,   unless   it   already   has   been,   so   it   is  essential   to   safeguard   yourself   from   financial  instability   by   creating   a   strategic   plan   for   your  future.

Investing  in   the  most   crucial   part   of   your   life   -­‐  your  golden  years  -­‐  is  nowadays  imperative  since  governments   and   companies   can   no   longer  afford   to   pay   for   your   pension.   Being   in  possession  of  your  own  Personal  Pension  Plan  is  the  best  plan  you  can  set  for  yourself  to  create  a  financially  stable  future  during  a  time  when  you  will   still   want   your   lifestyle  requirements   to   be  covered.

There  are  several  ways  of  undertaking  a  Personal  Pension  Plan,  including  using  a  QROPS  (Qualified  Recognised   Overseas   Pension   Scheme)   that   is  recognised   by   the   HMRC   thus   meeting   the  standards  of  UK  pension.  This  means  that   if  you  have  a  UK  pension,  you  can  then   transfer   your   scheme   to   another   jurisdiction  and  rest  assured  that  your  scheme  is  under  a  safe  regulator.

Studies  have  shown  how  many  people  are  not  taking  saving  seriously  and  risk  having  to  compromise  their  lifestyle  or  even  worse,  working  over   the   age   of   retirement   because   they   cannot   afford   to   stop.  Technology  has  enabled   our   world   to   take   giant   steps   in  medicine  which  will   lead   to   most   of  us  living   longer   lives,  meaning  a  longer  retirement.  Even   insurance  agencies  are  preparing  themselves  for   a  new  generation  in  their  client  list  —  the  centenarians  —  one  who  live  beyond  the  age  of  100.

Pension  incomes  have  been  decreasing  for  many  years  now  and  the  hit  by  the   economic   crisis   has   led   to   the  pension   problem   to   appear  

sooner  than  was  expected.  You  should  not  depend  on  the  institutions  to  provide  you  with  your   future  financial   stability,  instead,  you  must  take  care  to  create  a  strategic  plan  that  will  enable  you  to  transition  into  your  golden  years  effortlessly.

At  the  deVere  Group,  our  professional  financial  advisers  are  proficient  in   the   volatile   international   markets   and   thanks   to   the   strategic  alliances  the  company  has  established  over  the  years  with  institutions  such   as   JP   Morgan,   Morgan   Stanley   and   STM  among   others,   the  former  can  give  you  the  exclusive  products  that  are  customised  to  your  specific  financial  requirements.  Nobody  wants  to  spend  his  or  her  golden  years  in  a  lesser  lifestyle  than  they  were  used   to.  Take  time  today  to   create  the  financial   peace  of  mind  for  your  future.

Above:   A   selecron   of   Consultus   Carers   and   Nurses   pictured   with   Esther  Rantzen  at  the  Company’s  recent  Long-­‐Standing  Gold  Awards  Lunch.

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Amanda  Johnson,  The  Spectrum  IFA  Group.  Tel:  05  49  98  97  46

Email:  amanda.johnson@spectrum-­‐ifa.comor “Ask Amanda” at

[email protected]

Ask Amanda.Happy New Year to you all.  A  question  I  am  often  asked  is:  What  is  an  Assurance  Vie?•An  Assurance  vie  (“AV”)   is  a  type  of  insurance.    However   unlike  a  life  insurance  you  may  have  experienced  in  the  UK,  these  policies  shield  any  investments  from  virtually  all  forms  of  tax  while  the  funds  remain  inside  the  AV.    (Some  funds  receive  dividend  income  that  has  had  withholding  tax  deducted).

• AV’s  become  more  tax  efficient  over   time.    After  8  years  funds  can  be  withdrawn  from  the  AV  and  taxed  at   just  7.5%  on  the  gain  element  only.    Funds  can  be  accessed  at   any  time  before  that,  with  the  gain  declared  on  your  annual  tax  return.    Standard  social  tax  remains  payable  on  all  gain,  but  only  when  drawn.

• After  eight  years  your  gain  is  not  only  tax  efficient,  but  it  can  be  offset  against  a  tax  free  allowance  of   (currently)  )  €4,600  per   person   (€9,200  per   couple)  per  annum.  I  would   be  happy  to  run  through  this  with  you  as  part  of  a  free  financial  health  check.

• AV  policies  are  not   subject   to   succession   law.    Proceeds  from  an  AV  policy  can  be  shared  amongst   any  number   of  beneficiaries.     Although   the   succession   tax   benefit   is  reduced  when  the  subscribers  are  aged  over  70,  there  are  still  worthwhile  benefits  to  be  gained  in  this  area.    

What  should  I  ask  for  in  an  Assurance  Vie?• Portability  -­‐  Can  I  take  it  with  me  if  I  move  back  to  England  or  to  another  country?• Regulation  -­‐  Is  the  company  advising  me  on  an  Assurance  Vie  regulated  in  France?•  Fees  -­‐  No  up  front  entrance  fees?•  Currency  -­‐  Can  I  invest  in  Sterling?  Euros?  

If   you  would   like  me   to   review   your  financial   circumstances  to   see   if  an  Assurance  Vie   is  right  for  you  or  you  would  like  me  to  explain  your  existing  one  please  phone  me.

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Deux-Sèvres Property Market Review 2012This  year  has  been  a  tough  one  for  both  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  and  the  national   French   property  market   with   a  falling  number  of  sales  and  lower  prices.

Overall   we   expect   there   to   be  around  650,000  properties  sold  in  France  this  year.  This   is  lower   than   in   2010  &  2011  but   still  well  above  the  594,000  sold  in  2009.

Both  the  FNAIM  and  the  Notaires  de  France  are  now  reporting  that  prices  across  France  will  have  fallen  between  1-­‐2%  in  2012.    Their  website  shows  that  prices  in  Deux-­‐Sèvres  have  dropped  by  2.9%.    The  key  to  2013  will  be  the  attitude  of  vendors  and  agents  towards  pricing  -­‐  if  they  are  sensible  and  understand  that  prices  have  fallen  in   line  with  overall   consumer  confidence,  then  we  see  no   reason  for  transaction  numbers  not  to  remain  similar  in  2013.    However,  if  vendors  and  agents  don't  price  sensibly  then  volumes  could  drop  again,  it's  still  a  buyers’  market  and  we  all  need  to  recognise  this.

The   latest   figures   from   BNP   Paribas   showed   that   sales   to  international  buyers  had  dropped  off  slightly  but  that  these  buyers  had   bigger   budgets.   We   see   this   trend   continuing   and   have  certainly  noticed  a  change  in  our   buyer  profile  with  more  families  looking   to   move   to   the   Deux-­‐Sèvres.   Families   need   larger  properties   and  often  have  bigger  budgets  as  they  are  less  reliant  on  savings  and  the  pension  system  -­‐  the  BNP  Paribas  figures  gave  an   overall   average   purchase   price   of   €265,000   for   international  buyers  and  we  wouldn't  be  surprised  to  see  this  rise  towards  the  €280,000  mark  in  2013,  keeping  in  mind   value  for   money  is  still  uppermost  on  everyone’s  agenda.

The   Government   has   promised   to   "re-­‐introduce   fairness   to   the  heart   of   the   tax   system"   and   this   does   have   implications   for  international   buyers.    There  was  a  short   lived  media  frenzy  after  the  announcement  of  plans  to  make  international  buyers  pay  social  charges  on  rental  income  and  capital  gains  but  this  doesn't  seem  to  have  affected  our  sales  this  year   -­‐  after   all,  if  French  residents  are  taxed  in  this  way  then  surely  it's  fair  for  overseas  buyers  to  pay  the  tax  as  well.

We  are  once  again   tipping   french  farmland   to  do  well   next   year  which  should  be  welcome  news  for  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres.    The  average  value  of  agricultural   land  in  the  UK  is  currently  £6,073  an  acre  or  £15,182.50  per  hectare.  At   an  exchange  rate  of  1.24  euros  to   the  pound  that  equates  to  over  €18,800  per  hectare.    Compare  this  to  agricultural   land   prices   here   in   France.     SAFER  figures  show   that  untenanted   farmland   cost   an   average   (overall)   of   €5,430   per  hectare  last  year  -­‐  that's  almost  one  third  of  the  price.

by  Trevor  Leggett,  Chief  Executive

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