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THE DEUX-SÈVRES MONTHLY

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CONTENTSWelcome! to ‘The Deux-Sèvres Monthly’ magazine. . .Issue 21: November 2012.

Well, the weather has changed and dare I say it, the “C” word is just around the corner! Time for the browsing, buying, ordering and planning to commence...

On top of the wonderful gift buying this Christmas, we have decided Christmas will be the deadline for the completion

of our barn renovation. (Yes, I know - we don’t do things by halves!) Family are “booked in” for Christmas dinner by the newly installed log burner and alongside the freshly cut Christmas tree positioned perfectly in the corner of the room. I have it all there in my mind’s eye......but the question is - will we make it? Let’s hope so!

Email: [email protected] or Tel: 05 49 70 26 21.

THIS  MONTH’S  ADVERTISERS  79  Renovations..........................................................................................A  La  Bonne  Vie  (Restaurant)......................................................................Ace  Pneus  (Tyre  Supplier  &  Fitter)............................................................Affordable  UK  Designs  (Kitchens  &  UPVC  D/Glazing)...............................AKE  Petits  Travaux  (Builder)......................................................................Alan  Pearce  (Plumbing  &  Heating)............................................................Andrew  Longman  (Plumber).....................................................................Andrew  Quick  Building  Services................................................................An  English  Nursery  in  France  (Garden  Centre).........................................Antiquites  Decoration  &  Galerie  du  309...................................................Architect  anglais  en  France  (Vaughan  Abbott)..........................................Blevins  Franks  Financial  Management  Ltd................................................Bois  Nature  Energie  (Firewood  Supplier)..................................................British  Mobile  Mechanic  (John  Purchase).................................................Cafe  Cour  du  Miracle.................................................................................Café  des  Belles  Fleurs................................................................................Caniclôture  (Hidden  fencing).....................................................................Chris  Bassett  Construction........................................................................Christies  (English  Book  Shop  and  Tea  Room)............................................Cottage  Services  (Garden  Maintenance)..................................................CSB  Construction.......................................................................................Consultus  Care  &  Nursing  Ltd....................................................................Cut  46  (Hair  Salon).....................................................................................Dave  Bowring  (Electrician)........................................................................D  J  Maintenance  (Handyman)...................................................................David  Watkins  (Chimney  Sweep)..............................................................deVere  Group  (Financial  Advisors)............................................................Energie-­‐79..................................................................................................Evelyne  Mallett  (French  Teacher  and  Translator).....................................Fresco  Interiors  (Interior  Design)..............................................................Gardening  &  Cleaning  Services  (Dean  Smalley)........................................George  Rayner  Computers........................................................................Glass  2  France  (uPVC  Windows  &  Doors).................................................Hallmark  Electronique  (Electricians  &  Sat.  Engineers)..............................Homes  in  France  (Estate  Agent)................................................................Insink  Plumbing.........................................................................................John  Etherington  (Home  and  Garden)......................................................John  Snee  (Groundworks  &  Septic  Tanks).................................................John  Spray  Maçonnerie  (Stonemason).....................................................Julie’s  Cleaning  Services............................................................................Keith  Bassett  General  Building  Services....................................................La  Deuxieme  Chance  (Annie  Sloan  chalk  paint  supplier)..........................La  Grande  Galerie......................................................................................La  Joie  de  Vivre..........................................................................................Le  Logis  (Rare  Breed  Pigs  in  France)..........................................................Leggett  Immobilier....................................................................................Le  Relais  Délice  (Restaurant).....................................................................Mad  Hatter’s  Kitchen  (Restaurant)...........................................................Man  &  Van.................................................................................................Michael  Glover  (Plasterer,  Renderer  &  Tiler)............................................Michael  Hobson  (Painter  &  Decorator).....................................................MKR  Mobile  Beauty...................................................................................MS  Electrique  (Electrician)........................................................................Mutuelle  de  Poitiers  Assurances...............................................................Nathan  Foster  Building  Services................................................................Pamela  Irving  (Massage  &  Reflexology)....................................................Pause!  Cafe  l’Absie.....................................................................................Phil  Savage  (General  House  Repairs).........................................................Philip  Irving  (Mini  Digger  hire)..................................................................Plombiere  Anglais  en  France  (Plumber)....................................................Poitou  Property  Services...........................................................................Premier  Autos  -­‐  Mike  Lane  (Mechanic).....................................................RDK  Roofing  &  Building  Services...............................................................Red,  White  &  Blue.....................................................................................Restaurant  des  Canards.............................................................................Rob  Berry  (Plasterer).................................................................................Robert  Walker  Plomberie  (Plumbing,  Heating,  Air  con)...........................Ross  Hendry  (Interface  Consulting  &  Engineering)...................................Satellite  TV  (Nigel  Gubb)...........................................................................sarl  Down  to  Earth  (Groundwork  &  Construction)...................................Séjour  Deuxième  Langue  (FR)...................................................................Shaun  Grice  (Home  Renovation)...............................................................Siddalls  (Financial  Advisors)......................................................................Simon  The  Tiler..........................................................................................Spectrum  IFA  Group  (Amanda  Johnson)...................................................Steve  Enderby............................................................................................Sue  Burgess  (French  Courses  &  Translation)............................................Taylor  Electricté.........................................................................................The  English  Mechanic  &  Son  -­‐  Tony  Eyre...................................................The  Market  (Luché-­‐sur-­‐Brioux).................................................................Thompson  Interiors  (Dry-­‐lining  and  plastering)........................................Total  Renovation  Services  (Michael  Dominey).........................................Tracey  Bowring  (Hairdressing  &  Nails)......................................................Traducteurs  Assermentés  sarl  (Sworn  Translators)...................................Trisha  Mobile  Hairdresser..........................................................................Val  Assist  (Translation  Services)................................................................Vendée  Pools.............................................................................................VMP  (Windows  &  Doors)..........................................................................

Emergency Numbers:15 SAMU, Medical17 Gendarmes, Police18 Pompiers, Fire

112 European emergency113 Drugs and alcohol

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What’s  On.......................................................................................................4Getting  Out  &  About......................................................................................6Hobbies,  Clubs  &  Associations.....................................................................13Take  a  Break..................................................................................................14Our  Furry  Friends..........................................................................................15Health,  Beauty  &  Fitness..............................................................................16The  Great  Outdoors......................................................................................17French  Life,  Food  &  Drink.............................................................................19French  Adventures.......................................................................................23Motoring.......................................................................................................24Communications...........................................................................................25Building  &  Renovation..................................................................................27Business,  Finance  &  Property.......................................................................33

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THE DEUX-SÈVRES MONTHLY

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Monthly  services  in   the  English   speaking  Anglican  Church  in  the  Vendée:

Puy de SerreAll   Saints,  Vendée  holds  two  services  each  month,  on   the  2nd  and  4th   Sundays  at   the  church   of   St.  Marthe,  Puy  de   Serre,  at   11am.    After   each  service,  tea  and  coffee  is  served  in  the  parish  room  and  everyone  is  invited  to  a  ‘bring  and  share’  lunch.

Other  services  are  held  in  the  west  of  the  Vendée,  in  La  Chapelle  Achard  and  La  Chapelle  Palluau.    For  details  of  these,  please  check  the  website:    www.allsaintsvendee.fr

Monthly  services   in   the  English   speaking  Anglican   Church   in  Deux-­‐Sèvres

JassayThe   Chaplaincy   of   Christ   the   Good   Shepherd,   Poitou-­‐Charentes,    has  a  Home  Group  Service  at  Jassay    commencing  at  11.00am  on  every  2nd   Sunday  in   the  month.   It   is  held  at   the  home   of  Ann  White,  a  warm  welcome  awaits  everyone  for   a  time  of  worship  and  fellowship.St LegerThe  Chaplaincy  of  Christ  the  Good  Shepherd,  Poitou-­‐Charentes,  also  holds  services  on  the  1st  Sunday  of  each  month  at  10.30am  at  St  Leger  near  Melle.  After  each  service,  tea  or  coffee  is  served  and  an  opportunity  to  meet  other  people  in  the  area.ParthenayThe  Chaplaincy  of  Christ  the  Good  Shepherd,  Poitou-­‐Charentes,  also  holds  services  on  the  4th  Sunday  of  each  month  at  10.30am  in   the   Presbytery   Rooms,   rue   de   la   Citadelle,   Parthenay,  opposite   St   Croix   Church.  After   each   service,  tea   or   coffee   is  served  and  everyone  is  invited  to  a  'bring  and  share'  lunch.  

For   more   information   about   location   of   Churches   and   about  what   else   is   happening   near   you   please   take   a   look   at   our  website:   www.church-­‐in-­‐france.com   or   contact   us   at  [email protected]

A  VERY  WARM  WELCOME  awaits  you  at  ESCOVAL  (The  English  Speaking  Church  of  the  Valley  of  the  Loire).    Communion  Services  are  held  on  the  3rd  Sunday  of  each  month  at  La  Chapelle  de  la  Bonne  Dame  de  Ranton  at  11.30am  followed  by  a  Bring  and  Share  lunch.  Full   details   of   how   to   find   us   may   be   found   on   our   website  at:  www.escoval.org   or   please   telephone  us   at:  05   49   66  79  14.    Our  GPS  address  is  46˚59'25.30  N    0˚02'06.22  W.

2nd  November  -­‐  Phoenix  Cards  &  GiftsAt  the  Tipsy  bar,  Coulonges-­‐sur-­‐l'Autize,  New  Autumn/Winter  range  from  Phoenix  available,  incl  Christmas  cards,  wrapping  paper  &  gifts.  Contact   Della   James  05   49   05   78   61/  [email protected]   for  info  or  to  request  a  catalogue.2nd  November  -­‐  Quiz  NightAt  Restaurant  des  Canards.    Food  included.    Please  see  advert  on  P.21.9th  November  -­‐  Trader’s  AfternoonAt  Pause!  Café,  L’Absie.  2pm  -­‐  5pm.    Please  see  advert  on  P.19  for  more  details.10th  November  -­‐  Live  Music  with  Daddy  MassAt  Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux  at   8pm.    See  advert  on  P.19  for  more  details.22nd  November  -­‐  An  evening  of  delicious  desserts.At  A  La  Bonne  Vie,  Le  Beugnon  at  7,30pm.    Reservations  advised.    Please  see  advert  on  P.2122nd  to  24th  November  -­‐  Reaction  Theatre  performs  ‘The  39  Steps’At  Le  Petit  Theatre,  Secondigny.    Please  find  more  details  on  P.10.23rd  November  -­‐  Live  Music  with  ‘Three  plus  One’At  Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux  at   8pm.    See  advert  on  P.19  for  more  details.24th  November  -­‐  Charity  Concert  in  aid  of  HemochromatosisAt   Salle   de   Fetes,   La   Chapelle   Gaudin   at   8pm.     For   more  information,  please  see  advert  on  P.7.29th  November  -­‐  Fashion  ShowAt   Le   Lion   d’Or,  St  Hilaire  de  Voust  at   8pm.    Tickets  12€,  money  raised  to  be  split  between  two  local  schools.    Please  see  advert  on  P.7  for  more  information.

What’s On... November 2012

Contact  ‘The  Deux-­‐Sèvres  Monthly’

La  Bartière,  79130,  Secondigny.Telephone:  05  49  70  26  21  

or  email:  [email protected] see our website: www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr

What’s Coming Up...1st  December  -­‐  English  Speaking  Church  Christmas  BazaarAt   Salle   Polyvalente,   Savigne   (86)   10.30am-­‐3.30pm.   Including  Christmas  gifts,  toys,  jewellery,  collectibles,  cakes,  sweets,  cards,  books,   raffle,   produce   and   a   visit   from   Santa!   Please   email:  [email protected]  for  more  details.1st  &  2nd  December  -­‐  St  Loup  Christmas  MarketPlease  read  more  about  this  2  day  event  on  P.81st  &  2nd  December  -­‐  Old  King  Cole  -­‐  The  PantoEncore  Theatre  perform  a  festive  show  at  Foyer  Rural,  Loulay.    Please  see  more  information  on  P.82nd  December  -­‐  Christmas  Fair.At   Melleran,   11am   -­‐   4pm   in   aid   of   Cancer   Support   Deux-­‐Sèvres.  To  reserve  a  table  please  book  early  as  they  are  much  in   demand.   Contact   Ann:   05   49   27   22   83   or   email  [email protected]  December  -­‐  Christmas  FayreAt  La  Grande  Galerie,  Civray.  Please  see  advert  on  P.6  for  more  information.7th  December  -­‐  Marché  de  NoëlAt  the  Tipsy  Bar,  Coulonges-­‐sur-­‐l’Autize,  3.30pm-­‐6pm.    Please  see  advert  on  P.6  for  more  information.9th  December  -­‐  Christmas  Dinner  with  JazzAt  Restaurant  des  Canards,  Chef  Boutonne.  Booking  is  advised.    Please  see  advert  on  P.21  for  more  information.14th  December  -­‐  Music/Bistro  NightAt   the  Mad  Hatter’s   Kitchen,  Caunay.     Music  by  A  Vee   and  Andy  Em.    See  page  22  for  more  details.15th  December  -­‐  Christmas  FayreAt  The  Market,  Luché  sur  Brioux.    Stallholder  space  available.Please  see  advert  on  P.6  for  more  details.15th  December  -­‐  Terves  Christmas  MarketOrganised  by  Association  Aidez.    Please  find  more  details  on  P.7.

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THE DEUX-SÈVRES MONTHLY

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Congratulations to this month’s

competition winner,Jon Crocker, 79340

for this spectacular Barn Owl.

WINNER!

LAST   CHANCE!   to   see   YOUR   photograph   on   the   front  cover  of  our  magazine.  Our  monthly  photo  compeeeon  will  be  closing    aner  selecong  the  December  cover.    Deadline  for  entries:  midnight  ,  15th  November.    Don’t  delay  -­‐  Send  in  your  festive  photos  today!

‘The DSM’ Monthly Photograph Competition

                                                                                                Paperback  Jan                                                   Books  in  English                          1st  Nov:  Bar  le  Palais,  St  Aubin  le  Cloud.  10am-­‐12pm1st  Nov:  Bar  La  Cabane  de  Vouhé,  Vouhé.  6.30-­‐8pm*  2nd  Nov:  Bar  de  la  Paix,  Thouars.  12pm-­‐2pm2nd  Nov:  Le  Tipsy  Bar,  Coulonges  sur  l’Autize.  4pm-­‐6pm4th  Nov:  Café  des  Belles  Fleurs,  Fenioux  2pm-­‐4pm7th  Nov:  Cafe  Cour  de  Miracle,  Vouvant.  2.30pm-­‐4.30pm8th  Nov:  Pause!  Cafe,  L’Absie.  2pm-­‐5pm9th  Nov:  Jan’s  home,  La  Ferrière-­‐en-­‐Parthenay.  11am-­‐4pm  10th  Nov:  Cafe  Le  Chauray,  St  Maixent  l’Ecole.  10am-­‐1pm13th  Nov:  Pizzeria  Resto  Bar,  Bressuire.  2.30pm-­‐4.30pm29th  Nov:    Joie  de  Vivre,  Moncoutant.  2pm-­‐5pm30th  Nov:  Le  P’tit  Boucard,  Menigoute.  4pm-­‐6pm

For  more  info  contact  Jan  on:06  08  30  73  29  or  email:  [email protected]

Anyone who fancies seeing their writing prowess in print, could think about writing a book review for the spot on Page 12: ‘YOUR Book Reviews’. Sarah is always looking for budding authors to write a piece about 150 words long, describing their take on a particular book. I am offering a prize of one free book to anyone who is successful in having their review printed.

+  a little something extra...

Reel Fish & Chips Traditional English style Fish & Chips Weds 7th Nov -  The Canteen, Etusson 18H30 - 21H00Friday 9th Nov -  Bar Tabac, Bouille-Loretz 18H30 - 21H00Weds 21st Nov - The Canteen, Etusson 18H30 - 21H00Thurs 22nd Nov - St Martin de Sanzay 18H30 - 21H00Friday 23rd Nov -  Bar Tabac, Genneton 18H30 - 21H00

Tel: 06 04 14 23 94, or visit: www.reelfishandchips.net

Fish 4 Chip Fish, Chips & mushy peas!

Mondays: Bar Tilleuls, Champniers (near Civray)Tuesdays: Sauzé-Vaussais (Main square & can be eaten in local bar)Wednesdays:Chef Boutonne (near Chateau)Thursdays: Sauzé-Vaussais (Main square & can be eaten in local bar)Fridays: Mansle (Car park of Simply Supermarket)

Tel: 06 37 53 56 20, or visit: www.mobilefishandchipsfrance.com

Open 6-8pm

                                     La            Vendee  Chippy                                                          Traditional  Fish  &  Chips  in  France!

Wednesdays (Nov 7th, 14th, 21st & 28th)Bar ‘Auberge le St Vincent’, St Vincent SterlangesFridays (Nov 2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd & 30th)Bar ‘Au Bon Coin’, Thoursais Bouildroux

(Sorry  no  Vendee  Chippy  in  Mervent  until  Spring.)For  more  info  please  email:  [email protected]

Open 6-8pm

Local MarketsMondays:

Tuesdays:

Wednesdays:Thursdays:

Fridays:

Saturdays:

Sundays:

• Lencloitre (1st Monday in month)

(dept.86)• Lezay• Coulonges-sur-l’Autize• Thouars• Parthenay• Sauzé Vaussais• Niort• Thouars• Melle• Chef Boutonne• Airvault• Niort• St. Maixent l’École• Fontenay le Comte• Neuville (dept.86)

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All  Saints’  Day  (La  Toussaint)Armistice  Day  (Jour  d’Armistice  1918)Christmas  Day  (Noël)

Thursday  1  November...........Sunday  11  November............Tuesday  25  December...........

The National Holidays, Religious and Feast Days 2012 (remaining):

*+  Quiz  &  Fish  and  Chips

Contact  ‘The  Deux-­‐Sèvres  Monthly’

La  Bartière,  79130,  Secondigny.Telephone:  05  49  70  26  21  

or  email:  [email protected] see our website: www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr

Mr T’s Friterie Plat à Emporter Traditionnel Britannique With regular venues at:• Aulnay    (Open  from  6pm)                                                    • Beauvoir  Sur  Niort• Gourville                    • Loulay

See www.frying2nite.com for details or call 06  02  22  44  74*  Please  note  Autumn/Winter  opening  hours

Open 6.30-8.30pm*• Matha                                                        • St  Hilaire  de  Villefranche• St  Jean  d’Angély

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Association AidezSupporting French Local Charities

Terves Christmas Market 2012Saturday 15th December

We  hope  you  have  all  had  a  really  good  summer  and  are  now  able  to  think  ahead  to  the  Christmas  period.  

With  only  two  months  to  go  before  the  Terves  Christmas  Market,  The   Aidez   committee   are   busy   working   towards   making   this  another   spectacular   event   for   all.    With  Keynotes  booked  to  sing  some   of   our   favourite   Christmas   Carols   and   Father   Christmas  calling   in   at  some  point  during  the   afternoon,  we  hope  this  year  will  again  be  a  special  date  for  every  ones  Diary.

This  will   be   our   seventh   year   at   Terves   for   which   we   are   very  grateful   to   the   Mayor,  Mr   Dufes   who   enjoys   and   supports   our  event  each  year.

The   hall   is   booked   &  confirmed  for  Saturday  December   15th   and  we  will  open  the  doors  at   11h00   and   close  at  18h00.  

We   only   have   a   few  spare  tables  left,  thanks  to  all   who   pre   booked  t h e i r   t a b l e s   l a s t  December.  Therefore  if  you   have   not   already  booked   and   would   like   a   table  please  telephone  or  email  as  soon  as  possible.

Once  again,  thank  you  all  for  your  continued  support,  and  we  look  forward  to  seeing  you  all  again  on  December  15th.

Lin  Adams,  President  Association  AidezTel:  05  49  64  84  95  or  email:  [email protected].

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St Loup Christmas Market1st & 2nd December

The  beautiful   village  of  St   Loup,  which   is  situated   in  a  valley  at  the   confluence   of   the   river  Thouet   and   river  Cebron   will   once  again   be   hosting  a   Christmas   Market   on   the   first   weekend   of  December.  

It  is  an  annual  event  and  I  have  been  attending  for  the  last  8  years  and   it  has  never   failed   to  provide   the  perfect   start   to  Christmas.  The  Market  opens  on  Saturday  the  1st  December  at  15h00  and  will  continue   until   midnight.   The  market  will   then  re-­‐open  at  10h00  on   Sunday   2nd   December,   finally  closing  at  19h00.    There  is  no  entry  fee   and  there   is  ample  parking  on  the  outskirts  of  the  village.

The  normally  quiet   “high  street”   is  packed  with   stalls   selling  a  variety  

of   products;   the   small  houses  open  their  doors  to   traders   or   sell   their  own   goods   direct   from  their  sitting  rooms.    There   are   also   the  

wooden  huts  that   spring  up  just   for  the  weekend,  which  last  year  were  painted  in  pastel  colours  and  so  reminded  me  of  beach  huts.    Each  one  was  festooned  with  coloured   lights  and  offered  a  wide  range  of  goods  to  be  bought.

The  market  offers  something  for  all  the  family  with  a  wide  range  of  goodies  for   sale  including  toys,  Christmas  gifts,  soaps,  jewellery,   wine,   beer,   cakes,   cheeses   and   so   much  more.     Music   rings  out   and   the  village   opens   its  arms   to   local   people  selling  their  wares.     It   is   the  perfect  place  to  start  your  Christmas  shopping  with  a   wide   variety   of   products   and   there   really   is  something  for  everyone.

I  can  also  confirm  that   Father   Christmas  will  be  in  attendance  on  both  days,  as  I  have  it  from  a  very  reliable  source  that  he  is  flying  in  especially  from  Lapland  and  has  already  booked   accommodation  in  St  Loup.

In   addition   this   year   it   is   hoped   that   there   will   be   a   children’s  merry-­‐go-­‐round   and   also   the   opportunity   to   have   a   pony  ride  –  only   for   the   little   ones   though!   There   will   be   food   and   drink  available  to  buy  and  taste  throughout  both  days;  usually  there  is  a  particularly  good  mulled  wine  on  offer!     Amongst   the   100  stalls  already  booked  you  are  sure  to  find  something  that  interests  you  and  your  family.

One  thing  is  guaranteed   the  atmosphere  will   be  one  of  warmth,  friendliness  and   best  of   all   Christmassy  –  The  St   Loup   Christmas  Market   really  is  a  must   visit   to  start  December  and  the  run  up  to  Christmas.

by  Gilly  Hunt

PANTO

Pld Ling Dole - Uhe Qanto Fun and Frolic from your Favourite Nursery Rhyme Characters.

Laugh and cry, boo and hiss and sing along with Old King Cole and Mother Hubbard, Jack and Jill, Simple Simon, Scrooge, Mary Mary and many more as they battle with Malfey the Bad Fairy to lift the curse that stops the beautiful Princess Gillian marrying her childhood sweetheart.

Performances:• 20h00 Saturday 1st December• 15h00 Sunday 2 December

at the Foyer Rural, LOULAY. (just north of St. Jean D’Angeley).

Tickets; 10€ from the Encore Theatre website www.encore-theatre.org, from the Tourist Office in St Jean d'Angeley and via email:[email protected].

Record amount raised at Hope Association’s October Book SaleA  massive  thank  you  to  all  the  volunteers  who  helped  at  the  Hope  Association  Book  Sale  on  the  5th,  6th  and  7th  of  October.    Also  a  big  thank  you  to  everyone  who  came  to  the  event  and  supported  Hope.

The  result  of  the  sale  has  exceeded  all  our  expectations,  we  raised  the   staggering   amount   of   over   11,000   euros!!   Thank  you   all   so  much   for   your   continued   support,  without   you   all   we   could   not  have  done  it.    Already,  as  a  result   of   this   success,  we  have  been  able   to   send  donations   out   to  some  of   the  other   Animal  Rescue  Associations   that   we   support;   it   will   help   them   so   much   to  continue  their  relentless  work  helping  animals  in  need.  

A  date  for   your  Diaries...the  next  Hope  Book  Sale  is  being  held  on  the  24th,  25th  and  26th  May  2013,  at  the  Salles  des  Fetes,  Clussais  la   Pommeraie,   79190.     If   you   have   books,   CDs,  DVDs   or   audio  books  or  bric-­‐a-­‐brac  to  donate  or  would  like  to  volunteer  or  adopt  or   foster   a  cat   or   dog,  please  go   to  www.hopeassoc.org  and  use  the  contact  form  and  email  addresses  on  the  site.

We,  at  Hope,  look  forward  to  seeing  you  at  next  May's  Book  Sale  where  1000s  of  English  and  French  Books  will  be  on  sale  at  just  1  euro  each.

For  a  full  list  of  our  advertising  rates,  please  phone  for  an  advertising  pack  

or  download  from  our  website.

Tel:  05  49  70  26  21www.thedeuxsevresmonthly.fr

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Regional Words in Modern FrenchWell,  first  of  all,  how  was  your  Frenglish  ?  Here  are  the  answers  to  last  month's  Frenglish  quiz:

Modern  French   contains  many  words  which  have  regional   origins.  Latin   was   the   main   language   for   teaching   until   the   Revolution.  Theses  had  to  be  written  in  Latin  until  the  end  of  the  19th  century  and  Latin  was  the  language  used  in  the  church  until  1960.

The  revolution  pushed  for  the  eradication  of  regional  dialects  which  kept   citizens  out  of  public  life  and  functions.  Obligatory  education  (1852)   helped   the   process   of   the   unification   of   the   French  language.

La   langue   d'oil   (the   language   of   the   West),   gives   us   the   words  «cagibi»   (store   cupboard),   «califourchon»   (astride)   and  «crachin»  (drizzle).

The  Limousin  brings  the  word  «chabichou»  (  the  name  of  a  type  of  goat's   cheese)   and   the   area   around   Lyon   gives   us  «moutarde»  (mustard)  and  «guignol»  (puppet).

The   Basque   language   was   spoken   before   the   Gauls   arrived.  However,  the  Basque  language  seems  to  have  given  few  words  to  modern  French  -­‐  «ennui»   problem  (enojuo   en   basque,  enojo  en   espagnol),  «aisé»  well-­‐off  (aisa  en  basque),  «vague»    wave  (baga).The   words   «biniou»   (Breton   bagpipe),   «dolmen»   and  «goéland»  (seagull)  are  Breton.    «Cingler»  (to  sting  /  to  lash)  and  «Houlette»  (crook  /  trowel)  come  from  the  North,  from  the  region  of  Picardy.  «Barrique»  (barrel)  and  «cadet»  (the  younger  child)  are  Gascon  and   the  region  of  Alsace   gives  «choucroute»   (sauerkraut)    and  «quiche».  «Avalanche»,  «crétin»  (moron)  and  «mélèze»  (larch)  are  from  Savoy.

by  Sue  Burgess

>après-­‐ski/après  ski/apres  ski  (n) >after-­‐ski  pastimes  

>clientèle/clientele  (n) >customers  

>communiqué/communique  (n) >official  statement  

>déja-­‐vu >feeling   of   having   experienced  something  before

>en  route >on  the  way  

>etiquette >good  behaviour/manners

>fiancé/fiancée >boy/girl  to  whom  one  is  engaged  

>fête/fete >party/garden  party    

>impromptu >Without  any  planning

>impasse >a  dead  end  situation  

>joie  de  vivre >state  of  happiness

>pied-­‐à-­‐terre >small   town  house  used  for  short  periods  

>trompe  l'oeil >painted   to   give   the   illusion   of  reality  

>tour  de  force >impressive  achievement    

>venue >meeting-­‐place

Vocabulary  /  Vocabulaire

les  Guignols............................... Les  Guignols  was   the  name  of   a  TV   programme   s imi lar   to  « Spitting Image »

Spectacle  de  guignol  ................ Punch  and  Judy  show

C'est  du  guignol........................ It's  farcical

Faire  le  guignol..........................  To  clown  around

Sous  la  houlette  de    ................. Under  the  leadership  of  

Cadet......................................... The  younger  

Un  cadet  (jeune  sportif)  .......... junior    (in  sport)

un  cadet  (élève  officier)............ cadet

une  barrique............................. barrel  /  cask

une  barrique  (familiar)............. tubby  man  /  woman

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Letters for the ToiletOn arrival in France, Blair McKewen got a knock on the door and the 'facteur' asked "Où est votre boîte à lettres?" Blair thought that the postman was asking "Où est votre toilette" and led him down the entrance hall and through the kitchen.

Maybe you have several such short funny stories of misunderstandings in French? If you send them to Peter ([email protected]) and he receives enough good ones, he will print them in a new column starting in the new year. Please add your name and whether you'd like it printed or not.

Reaction Theatre

are proud to present

The 39 Steps   John   Buchan   wrote   The   39   steps   in   1915;   Alfred   Hitchcock  filmed  it  in  1935;  originally  with  two  characters,  it  was  adapted  as  a  play  with  4  actors  in  2005.     It  is  the  latter  which  Reaction  Theatre   brings   to   Le   Petit   Theatre   in   Secondigny   for   their  November   production,   produced   by   Paul   Chandler.   It's  currently  playing  at  The  Criterion  Theatre  in  London.  At   the  theatre  one  evening,  Richard  Hannay,  on  the  run   from  the  police,  is  picked  up  by  Annabel   Smith,  who   tells  him  two  men   are   threatening   to   kill   her   in   an   effort   to   obtain  information   which   would   breach   national   security.   Their  organisation  is  called  ‘the  39  steps’.     Richard,  finding  Annabel  murdered,   takes  her  place  and  travels   to   Scotland   to  try  and  expose  the   39   steps,   accompanied   by  a  feisty   young  woman  called  Pamela.    In  the  stage  version,  the  film’s  serious  spy  story  is  played  mainly  for  laughs  with  the  script   full  of  allusions  and  puns.  Dates:    22,  23,  24  November  2012Place:    Le  Petit  Theatre,  SecondignyTime:  8pm,    Saturday  Matinee  2.30pm.Refreshments  will  be  served  after  each  performance.  

Tickets  10  euros  from:  [email protected]:  05  49  70  29  86

CANCER SUPPORT 10th ANNIVERSARY

Every  year  in  September,  Cancer  Support  throughout  France  holds  an  Awareness  Week.     The  intention   is   to  help  people  be  aware  that   if  you  or  someone  close  to  you  is  affected  by  cancer,  there  is  help  at  hand,  whether   it  be  just  to  listen  or  perhaps  to  help  with  translation  or  maybe  to  accompany  you  to  hospital.  There  are  a  number  of  ways  in  which  Cancer  Support  can  help.

This   year   Cancer   Support   in   France   celebrates   its   10th  Anniversary.  It  was  started  by  one  woman,  Linda  Shepherd,  who  having   been   diagnosed   with   cancer   soon   after   her   arrival   in  France,  realised  that  there  was  a  need  for   some  kind  of  support.    It   has  now  grown   into   a  network  of  16  associations   covering  32  Departments.  

This  year   in  Deux-­‐Sèvres  CSDS  held  events  throughout   the  week  starting  with  a  BBQ  in  St.  Marsault  which  raised    €1031.00.  The  highlight   of   the  day  was   the   one  metre   croquembouche  (pièce  montée),  complete  with  sparklers  to  celebrate  the  anniversary.

The  weekend  of  the  22/23rd,  Cancer  Support  joined  with  La  Ligue  Contre   le   Cancer   in   Melleran   for   the   Relais   pour   la   Vie.   CSDS  fielded  a  team  to  take  part   in  the  24  hour  walk  as  well  as  taking  part   in   other   events   there.   On   the   Monday   there   was   an  Afternoon  Tea  at  St.  Hilaire  de  Voust  which  raised  €254  plus  €50  for  the  Raffle.  On  the  same  day  an  Afternoon  Coffee  was  held  in  Glenay  which  raised  €125.    On  the  Tuesday  it  was  Afternoon  Tea  

at   Amailloux   and   Wednesday   Morning   Coffee   at   Cherveux.    Thursday  CSDS  held  an   Open  Day  at   Poitiers  Hospital   shared  with  the  Charente  CS  Association.  This  was  an  opportunity  to  talk  to  doctors,  nurses,  other  hospital  staff   and  the  general  public   about   the   work  of   Cancer   Support.  On   the  Friday  there   was   another   Coffee   Morning   event   at   Fenery.  Although  final   figures  are  not  yet  in,  it   is  believed  that  the  total   raised   throughout   the  week  is  about  €2000.00  which  

together   with   the  very  generous   donation   from   le  bar   de   la   Poste   in   L’Absie   of   €2666.00   will   enable  

Cancer   Support   to   once   again   donate   specialized  equipment   to   one   of   the   Palliative   Care   Units   in  Deux-­‐Sèvres.

Cancer   Support   Deux-­‐Sèvres  would   like   to   thank  all  those  who  gave  their  time,  their  energies  and  for  their  generosity,  in   particular  Rob  &  Loraine,  Ron  &  Kay,  

Helen,  Bev,  Leo,  Andy  &  Lyn,  Annick,  Julie,  Lin,  Clive  &  Julie,  Jacqui,  Bernie,  Nick,  Linda,  Dean,  Cave  du  Reve,  Cerizay,  and  Café  Coeur  de  Miracle,  Vouvant.

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Notes from the North  

As   we   are   in   the   month   of   Remembrance,  perhaps  we  should  go  back  to  the  beginning  of  Remembrance  Tide  and  let   the  following  words   of   Colonel   John   McCrae   (1915)  remind  us  how   it   all  began,  and  continues  to  this   day.    We,  in   The  Royal   British   Legion,  still  support  those  who  serve  and  have  served  in  Her   Majesty's   Armed   Forces:   Shoulder   to   Shoulder.

Many   members   of   the   Northern   Section   attend   the   French  Ceremony   of   Remembrance   at   the   memorial   in   the   Jardin   du  public   in  Parthenay  on  11th  November.    Please  do  join  us  there,  or  those  in  your  own  commune,  and  wear  your  poppy  with  pride.

Terri  Laverick,  PRO  Northern  Section.

Photos: Poppy field: © Sally Coppack 2012, Cockleshell Heroes film cover: www.wikipedia.org

COCKLESHELL HEROES 70th ANNIVERSARY

This   December   will   be   the   70th   anniversary   of   Operation  Frankton,  the  raid   on  German   shipping  in   Bordeaux  Harbour  popularly  known  as,  ‘The  Cockleshell  Heroes’.

Many  of   you  will   have   seen   the  1955   film   of   the   same   name  directed  and  starring  José  Ferrer  and,   probably,   your   knowledge  of   this   historical   event   will   be  based  upon  the  screenplay.    The  leader  of   the  actual   raid,  Major  “Blondie”   HASLER   RM   was  invited   to   the   premiere   of   the  film   but   refused   to   lend   his  name   to   the   publicity   because   of   the  inaccuracies  it  contains.    To  the  best  of  knowledge,  HASLER  never  watched  the  film.

Already   this   year   several   groups   have   completed   parts   of   the  escape  route  in  order  to  raise  money  for  Service  charities  and,  true  to   form,   your   local   Royal   British   Legion   Branch   in   the   Poitou-­‐Charentes   at   Linazay   will   be   celebrating   the   feats   of   courage  carried   out   in   this   daring   raid   and   commemorating   the   only  successful  escape  of  Major  HASLER  and  Marine  SPARKS  from  the  group   of   ten   raiders.     Eric   Edwards   and   Craig   Moore   will   be  undertaking  the  overland  escape  route  from  Blaye  in  Aquitaine  to  Ruffec   in   the  Charente.     The   route  will   be  walked   on  the  actual  anniversary  dates  starting  on  12  December  at  Blaye  and   finishing  at  Ruffec  at  12:00  on  18  December.    Details  of  the  route  are  given  on  the  Itinerary  Page  of  the  web  site  mentioned  below.    The  aim,  of   course,   is   to   raise  money  for   The  Royal   British   Legion   Poppy  Appeal.

If  you  would   like  to  know   more   about  t h i s   h i s t o r i c a l  event,   Eric   has  created  a  web  site,  the   contents   of  which   have   been  verified   by   Mark  Bentinc   the   Royal  Marines   Historian  at   the   Royal   Navy  Museum   in   Portsmouth.    There  is  a  link  on  every  page  of  the  web  site  to,  “JustGiving”  where  any  donations  you  make  by  credit  card  will  go  directly  to  The  Royal  British  Legion  accredited  to  this  fundraiser.    There  are  also  other  methods  of   donating  given   on   the  Home   Page   of   the  web   site,    www.frankton-­‐trail.com.

Photo   above:   Fundraisers   Eric   Edwards   &   Craig   Moore   at   the  memorial  at  Baunac

WEAR  YOUR  POPPY  WITH  PRIDE!Here’s  a  list   of   locations  throughout  

the  region  where  you  may  acquire  your  Poppy:

•Ranton  Church,  Airvault•Belle  Fleurs  Restaurant,  Fenioux

• Pause  Cafe  L’Absie• Ross  Hendry,  La  Chapelle  aux  Lys• Gan  Assurance,  Parthenay• Will  Rowe,  Fenery• Paperback  Jan,  La  Ferriere• Le  Bonne  Vie,  Le  Beugnon• Tabac,  L’Eclerc,  Parthenay• Bar  La  Poste,  L’Absie• Tipsy  Bar,  Coulonges• La  Drapeau  Bar,  Parthenay• Cafe  Theatre,  Parthenay

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‘The  Traditional   Publishing  Route’  is  the  next  article  in  the  series  from  Alison  Morton.    Please  see  back  issues  of   ‘The  DSM’  if  you  would  like  to  see  previous  articles.

The Traditional Publishing RouteAlthough  there  are  many  pathways  open  to  you  (mainstream,  self-­‐publishing,  assisted   publishing)   the  usual   way   up   until   now   has  been  the  author-­‐to-­‐agent-­‐to-­‐publisher-­‐to-­‐bookseller  route.  

Finding  a   literary  agent   to   suit   you   is   not   easy;  even   if   they  are  willing   to   take   you   on,  you   have   to   be   sure   they  are   the   right  person   to   negotiate   for   you,  sell   your   rights   to   best   advantage,  promote  your  career   and  look  after  your   interests  and  sometimes  your  sanity.  If   you  write  romance,  you  need  an  agent  who  knows  the  romance  publishing  houses;  ditto  for  crime  and  thrillers,  sci-­‐fi  or  historical  fiction.  You  can  find  all  this  information  in  the  Writers’  &  Artists’  Yearbook  (WAYB),  a  weighty  tome,  but  worth  that  weight  in  gold  and  saved  postage.

So,  having  drawn  up  a  list  of  appropriate  agents  from  your  research  and  checked  out   the  submission  guidelines  on  their  websites,  you  can  start  putting  your  submission  package  together.  This  is  usually  a  covering   letter,  a  one-­‐page  synopsis  of  your  novel  and   the   first  three   chapters   or   fifty   pages.   However,   many   agents   are   now  following   US   practice   and   ask   you   to   send   a   query   letter   first,  outlining  your   book   idea.   This   enables   agents   to   see   what   your  writing   looks   like   as   well   as   assess   whether   your   story   has  commercial   legs.     Each   agent   is   different   and   I   cannot   stress  strongly   enough   that   you   should   adapt   your   materials   (letter,  synopsis,  chapters)   to   comply  with   what   they  ask   you   to   send.  Don’t   send   anything   less   or,  worse,  more.  Nor   any  presents   or  fancy  poems  –  they  hate  it.

The  covering  letter  should  be  a  simple  introduction  to  your  novel,  including  word   count,   genre   (crime,   romance,  historical,   etc.),   a  couple  of  sentences  about  the  book  and  two  more  about  you.  You  should  end  it  with  how  you  see  it  fitting  into  the  market  and  sign  off  with  a  polite  “Thank  you  for  your  time.”

Writing  a  synopsis  tends  to  strike  bolts  of  fear   into  writers’  hearts,  but  it  needn’t.    It’s  a  page  outlining  the  action  in  the  book,  tells  the  agent  briefly  about   the  characters,  their  motivation  and  goals.  You  then  describe  the  main  crunch  points  and  the  final  outcome.  The  agent  wants  to  see  if  you  know  how  to  tell   a  convincing  story  and  can   imagine   characters   gripping   enough   to   interest   the   reading  public.

The  WAYB   gives  good,   solid   advice,  but   I’d   also   recommend   the  following   two   ebooks   for   their   invaluable   practical   help:  Write  a  Great   Synopsis  and  Dear  Agent   -­‐  Write   the  Letter   That   Sells   Your  Book,  both   by  Nicola  Morgan,  Crabbit   Publishing,  2012.  She  also  writes  the  excellent  Write  to  be  Published,  published  in  paperback  by  Snowbooks,  2011  (No,  I’m  not  on  commission!).

Sadly,  very  few  publishers  and   certainly  not   the   big   houses   accept   unagented  manuscripts.   Some   local,   specialised  and   independent   presses   will,   though.    You   can   f ind   them   at   http://www. ipgbook . com/pub l i shers -­‐pages-­‐32.php.   Approach   them   in   the  same  way  as  agents.    These  days,  many  agent s   and   pub l i she rs   a ccept  submission   by   email,   but   check   their  websites  first.  

Finally,  here  are  a  few  suggestions  for  book  presents  your  nearest  and  dearest  could  buy  for  you,  or  perhaps  you  could  treat  yourself.

• Self   Editing   for   Fiction   Writers,   Renni   Browne   &   Dave   King,  Collins,  2nd  ed.,  2004

• Bestseller,  Celia  Brayfield,  Fourth  Estate,  1996• Wannabe   a   Writer   We’ve   Heard   Of?   Jane   Wenham-­‐Jones,  Accent  Press,  2012

• On  Writing,  Stephen  King,  NEL,  2001

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YOUR  Book Reviews...

I was fortunate to come across this book at a fayre which I had not known about except for the publicity from this magazine, so perhaps a review is a small way to say thanks!  “The Kite Runner” by Khaled Hosseini is a delightful first novel, beautifully written which tells of two boys, inseparable friends from different backgrounds growing up in Kabul before the Russian occupation of 1979. One, Amir, is born into a wealthy family, whereas the other, Hassan, is his devoted servant. Their strong bond is broken when Amir witnesses a serious assault on Hassan by a gang of boys in Kabul and is afraid to intervene.  To assuage his feelings of cowardice and denial, he accuses Amir of theft from his household as a means of burying  the truth.    Such is his devotion Hassan accepts the falsehood and leaves.

As the Russians tighten their grip on Afghanistan, Amir and his father flee to America, and it is here, married and grown up, that the deep mystery of the relationship between Amir and Hassan unfolds. Amir is urged by an old family friend in Afghanistan to find courage to re-visit the country of his birth under Taliban rule and make amends to Hassan.

Full of atmosphere and containing all the emotions of the human heart, “The Kite Runner” stands out as a book among many to be remembered and kept for re-reading.

Thank  you  to  Terry  Hawker  for  this  review...

Alison  Morton  writes  alternative  history  thrillers,  blogs  about  writing  and  Romans  at  http://alison-­‐morton.com/blog/  and  is  a   member   of   the   Romantic   Novelists’   Association   and   the  Society  of  Authors.

We  would  love  to  show  more  of  YOUR  Book  Reviews.  If  you  would  like  to  share  one  with  us,  

please  send  it  on  an  email  to:  [email protected]

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Alone  in  France?We  are  a  group  of  people   living  alone  in  the  L'Absie  area  who  meet  regularly  for  coffee  and  lunches.    We  meet  on  the  1st  and  3rd  Tuesdays   at   11am   for   coffee   at   the  Pause  cafe  in  L'Absie.    Our   lunches   are   at   different   venues   each   month.   There's   a  warm  welcome  if  you'd  like  to  join  us.  More  details  from  Frank  05  49  69  80  47.

Association Meridien GreenWe  are  an  Anglo-­‐French  group  which  was  founded   in  2001   for  mutual  understanding  of  each  other's  language  and  culture.  We  meet  twice  weekly  in   the  Salle  des  Associations  in  St   Coutant,  79120.    The  best  way  to   find  out  more  is  to  visit  our  website  -­‐  www.meridiengreen.asso.fr  or  contact  Maureen  Dalby:  05  49  29  94  50.The  name  of  our  group  comes  from  the  fact   that  St  Coutant   is  on  the  Greenwich  Meridian!

Hobbies, Clubs & Associations...

The  Filling  Station  Poitou-­‐CharentesMeetings  at  The  Little  Stone  Church,  14b  Avenue  de  d’Hôtel  de  Ville.  79110  Chef  Boutonne.  ALL  WELCOME.  Interested  to   find  out  more?  Please  view  the  website:  www.thefillingstation.org.uk    or  contact    Mike  Willis  05  49  87  89  16.  [email protected]  Filling  Station,  VendeeMeetings  at   La  Brionniere,  St  Pierre  du  Chemin,  85120,  near  La  Chataigneraie.  Telephone  Chris  &  Julie  on  Tel:   0960   497850  or  email  [email protected]

CRAFT  CAFE  CREATIFIf you enjoy sewing, knitting, crochet or any crafts, you are invited to bring along your current project to our venue in L’Absie and join a like-minded group of women, for friendship and to exchange ideas over a cup of tea. For further information contact: [email protected].

2nd Sunday Motorcycle Clubwww.2ndsundayclub.fr

If you would like to attend our coffee mornings please contact us via the website........New members always welcome!

Franglais  ThouarsThe   Thouars   ‘Franglais’   group   meets   every   Wednesday   from  19.30h   to   21.00h,   in   the   Association’s   centre   at   7   rue   Anne  Desrays,  Thouars,  for  conversation  in  English  and  French.We   welcome   those   of   all   nationalities   who   would   like   to  participate.  Either  come  along  to  see  us  one  evening,  or  contact  us  at:  Mobile:    06  52  21  92  34  ~  Email:    [email protected]

The Harmonics   based   in  the   Salle   d'Annexe   behind  the   mairie   in   Civray   are   looking   for   singers.   We   meet   each  Wednesday  from  2.00pm  to  4.00pm.  No  experience  necessary  just  a  willingness   and   commitment   to   learn.  We   sing   all   sorts  of  music,  from   stage   and   screen,   gospel,   classical,   country   songs,  madrigals  and  in  several  languages,  whatever  the  music  dictates.We  are  a  small  and  friendly  group  who  would  love  to  meet  you.Contact:  Dolly  Ait  Boualou:05  45  22  89  32email  [email protected] or Margaret  Gomersall  on  05  49  48  09  02,  email:  [email protected]

Book Group....meeting 2nd Thursday of the month from 3pm at Christies Tea Room & Bookshop, Gençay, 86160.Take a look at the Book Group page on the website: www.chezchristies.com for more information.

Secondigny Running Club...Put the bounce back in your step.Join our friendly and supportive running group.All abilities welcome.Email Kelly for more details: [email protected]

LA  CHAPELLE  GAUDIN  CRAFT  GROUPWe  are   a  small  group   of   ladies  who  are  keen  to  meet  other   like  minded  people  to  form  a  craft  circle.All  crafts  are  welcome  -­‐  needlecraft,  paper  craft  -­‐  anything  goes!If  you  are   interested,  please  contact  HELEN  AURELIUS  HADDOCK:  [email protected]  or  join  us  on  FACEBOOK(search:  LaChappelleGaudinCraftGroup)

Born   in   france   during   the  war,  I  am   French  &   American.  (My  blood  family  live  in  New  York,  and  so  for  me  France  opposed  my  departure  in  1946.)

I  am  an  orphan,  holocaust  survivor  and  speaker  in  6  languages.    I  have   a   website   in   English,   videos   on   Youtube   and   a   book   in  English  &  Spanish.  This  book  will  be  first  issued  in  November  on  Google.  It  has  600  pages  and  400  photos  of  my  US  family  (since  1870)  and  my  marvelous  7  volunteers  who  saved  my  life.  

I  speak  English  and  4  other  European  languages  (all  self  taught)  and  I  am   looking  for  somebody  to   speak  face  to   face  and   by  telephone  to  practice  my  English.    I  live  in  Chauray,  79180Please   contact  me  by  email:  [email protected].  or  by  telephone:  06  47  33  74  34.

International  journalist,  Consultant  for  unemployed  seniors  and  professional  speaker.

Beginnersʼ lessons: Rock ʻnʼ Roll: Fridays at 8pm.Cha cha cha and Waltz: Mondays at 7pmSalle Leo Lagrange in Parthenay.For details of other classes and social events contact: [email protected]

or call Chris on: 05 49 94 20 23

Through the Lens GroupLocal photography group who meets on the last Monday in each month to chat about all things photography! New members welcome. For further information contact:Ian Gawn: 02 51 00 84 52 or Brian Preece: 05 49 72 09 94

Les Amis Solitaires

We  are  a  group  of  people  living  alone  in  France.    We  meet  up  for  coffee  mornings  from  11am.1st  Tuesday:  The  Gallery,  Civray  (coinciding  with  market  day).Every  2nd  &  4th  Thursday,  The  Lemon  Tree,  Sauzé  Vaussais.Every  3rd  Thursday,  Sports  Bar,  Confolens.  More  details  from  Gwen  Shepherd  05  49  87  91  79

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Across:1.   Strange   take   on   game   herd     unusually   leads   you   to   succeed.     (4,3,5)7.   Bitterness  controlled  before  time  off     from  king’s  company  (7)9.   New  veto  on  large  number  elected  (5)10.   Sound   effect   produced   by   hollow     beech  object  (4)11.   More   of  us  mixed  up   in  activity  for     two  couples  (8)12.   See   you!   With   sound   formula   for     element?  (6)14.   Instruction  in  religious  cult  is  not  for     everyone  (6)17.   Building  for  international     organisation  could  be  more  secure  (8)19.   Model   found   after   triumph;   or     before  party  for  men  (4)22.   Hurt   when   forms   of   transport     reversed  (5)23.   Being  strangely  sad,  tell  of  action  put     off  (7)24.   Seek   favour   after   dangerous  game     and  make  a  meal  of  it  (7,5)

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Down:1.   Scottish  musician  (8)2.   One  of  various  primates  (6)3.   A  register  of  daily  events  (5)4.   Something  that  is  a  source  of  danger  (6)5.   Continue   to   exist;   use   persuasion     successfully  (7)6.   Sprint  like  a  horse  (6)7.   Pace  (4)14.  Examined  carefully  (8)15.  A  pagan;  an  idoliser  (7)17.   Ideally  perfect  state  (6)18.  Extreme  care  in  spending  money  (6)20.  Earnest  request  (6)21.    Division  (5)22.  Halt  (4)

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Down:1.   Code  word  for  an  inspector?  (5)2.   Having  one’s  family  on  a  boat  brings     togetherness  (7)  3. Politician  straying  in  ancient  city  (4)4.   Dream   of   having   twice   the   energy   in     turbulent  river  (7)5.   Edit   tomorrow’s   paper   to   include   a     repeat  of  the  same  (5)6.   The   coming   of   an   opening   after     publicity  (6)8.   Finding  nothing   in  the   bar  makes  you     cross  (4)12.   Company   needs   new   ruse   for     programme  of  lessons  (6)13.   Will   bounce   back   after   unnatural   lie     cast  (7)15.   Reptile   that   may   well   have   you     worried?  (7)16.   Having   a   chap   lusting   after   you   can     incorporate  a  bonus  (4)18.   Trade   mark   exchange   yielding   loot     from  commercial  potato  product  (5)20.   Getting   dizzy   from   turgid   Dylan   song     (5)21.   Every   attention   given   to   article     renders  it  to  powder  (4)

Take a Break...

Toughie  Crossword!

DSM  Easy  Crossword!

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Our Furry Friends...

HOOF (Horse Orientated Open Forum)HOOF  is  open  to  anyone  with  an  equine  interest.    

You  do  not  need  to  own  a  horse!    We  meet  about  once  a  month  for  talks,  visits  etc.    Interested?

Contact Jo Rowe on: 05 49 64 22 67 oremail: [email protected].

Equine Rescue FranceWe are always looking for new members and we are in need of donations so we may continue to help equines in France. Please support the ERF.

Please contact the Equine Rescue on Tel: 05 49 48 27 91 or visit our website www.equinerescue.org

APPEAL

Stunning kiens - dumped or lost?Unfortunately we don’t know much about these two kittens, except that they just turned up one evening together. They’re clean, litter-trained and hardly any trouble, not feral and very tame. 

Currently they’re in Dept. 79 and can’t be kept as the lady they chose to adopt already has several cats and cannot take on any more.

If you can offer them both a permanent home please contact Julia Hunt: Email: [email protected] Telephone: 06 24 07 69 33.

Phoenix  AssociationPhoenix  Association  is  a  registered  charity  that   has  existed   since  2001   to   deal  with  the   sad   plight   of   the   ever-­‐increasing  number   of   abused   and   abandoned  animals  in  France.  

Phoenix  does  not  have  a  ‘rescue  centre’  as  such.    Sadly,  many  of  the  animals  it  saves  have  only  ever  known  confinement  and  isolation,  so  instead,  the  animals  are  placed  in  foster  homes  all  over  South  West  France   while   they   wait   for   their   loving   and   permanent   forever  homes.  This  gives  Phoenix  a  better  chance  of  assessing  the  animal  in  the  normality  and  comfort   of   a  home  which   leads  to  the  virtually  100%  successful  adoption  rate.

Phoenix   is   not   state   funded   and   so   relies   on   fundraising   and  donations   to   cover   the   very  high   re-­‐homing  and  veterinary  costs.  Phoenix   is   formed   of   a   committed   but   fun   and   positive   team  of  volunteers,  and   is  always  on   the  lookout   for   more,  so   if   you   are  interested   in   adopting   an   animal,   foster   caring   or   becoming   a  Member,   please   visit   the   Contact   page   of   the   website   at  www.phoenixasso.com  and  www.facebook.com/PhoenixAssociationFrance    

Available for AdoptionThis is Minstrel, born in August 2012. Another case of abandonment. She's a total sweetheart, really pretty and playful. Micro-chipped, vaccinated and de-parasited.

All our animals are 'rescues', and if you'd like to adopt Minstrel, please contact Sharon, her Foster Carer, on 05 53 60 73 11 or email: [email protected].

L’Association   Galia   is   a   recognized   public  utility  aiding   the   adoption   of   dogs   in   the  shelter  of  Fontenay  Le  Comte.

We  help  dogs  out  of   impound,  found   stray  or  abandoned  to  find  new  families.

Refuge  de  l'association  GaliaChemin  des  perchées  (ancienne  déchetterie),  85200  Fontenay  Le  ComteTel  :  02  51  52  06  19  or  06  28  18  13  72,  [email protected]://association-­‐galia.forumactif.com

Nos Amis Les Animaux 85480 (NALA 85480). Tel: 07  70  31  54  59  ~  Email: [email protected]

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Health, Beauty & Fitness...

Essential OilsAromatherapy   has   been   around   for   thousands   of   years   and   the  essential  oils  are  extracted  from  plants,  trees,  grasses  and  flowers.  Oil  is  extracted  from  different  parts  of  the  plant.

BAY  OIL  is  extracted  from  the  leaves.VETIVER  OIL  from  the  chopped  roots.GERANIUM  from  leaves  and  stalks.LIME,   GRAPEFRUIT,   LEMON,  MANDARIN,  citrus   oils   are   extracted  from  the  peel.

There   are   about   three  hundred   aromatherapy  oils   in   general   use  today  by  professional   practitioners  and   unlike  chemical   drugs   they  pass   through   the  body  excreted   by  urine,   faeces,  perspiration   and  even  exhalation.    The  method  of  excretion  differs  from  oil  to  oil.

Oils  have  a  positive  effect  on  blood  circulation  bringing  oxygen  to  the  tissues  and  helping  to  eliminate  carbon  dioxide.  Even  garlic  known  for  its   antibacterial,   antiseptic   properties   will   pass   through   the   body  through  exhalation  (ie  we  have  all  smelt  garlic  on  someones  breath).    Rub  some  on  the  sole  of  your  foot  and  as  with  oils  you  will  taste  them  in  your  mouth  within  minutes.    Aromatherapy  unlike  creams  do  enter  the  blood  stream.

Rose   and   Jasmine   are   the   most   expensive   of  oils  as   they  require  hundreds  and  thousands  of  the  blossoms  to  make  the  oil.    Because  oils  are  so  sweet  smelling  it  would  be  easy  to  suppose  their   value  is  one  of  charm,  a  nice  smell,  surely  couldn’t  be  that  powerful.  WRONG!    Essential  oils  are  hugely  powerful.  

• Oregano  is  26  times  more  powerful  than  ‘phenol’  which  is  used  in  most  commercial  cleaning  materials.

• Lavender  was  used  in  the  first  World  War  on  the  front  line  to  treat  wounds.

• Lemon  oil  is  a  great  anti-­‐bacterial  agent  so  use  it  wipe  around  sinks,  taps,  in  the  bathroom,  kitchen  surfaces.

Aromatherapy  is  not  just  for  use  on  the  skin  but  is  great  to  use  around  the  home.  Use  an  empty  spray  bottle  with  mineral  water  in  and  a  few  drops  of  your   chosen  oil   to  fragrance  your   rooms.  You  can  also  use  them  in  an  aromatherapy  burner  and  there  is  always  one  that  will  suit  your   mood,  whether   it’s  for   relaxation,  energizing,  uplifting  or  as  a  treatment.

If   you   are   using   any   medications   always   consult   your   doctor   before   using  aromatherapy  oils.  All   oils  should  be  used  according  to  the  instructions  and  always  diluted.

by  Suzanne  Thorne

Suzanne  ~  Independent  Neal’s  Yard  Consultant.Tel:  05  49  26  27  74  email:  [email protected]

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Why not find some time to sit still, watch your body breathing. As it does, begin to move the breath consciously and arrive at

a comfortable level of a ratio  of 1:1  ie breathe in for the count of 6 and breathe out for the count of 6, try to do 6 rounds. Do this for one month every day and experience the effects of yoga.

Om Shanti Shanti Shantihi. may the love in our head, heart and hands flourish.

Classes at ‘Maison pour tous’, L’Absie.7pm - 8.30pm.**New class in Largeasse (79240)**

At salle de millenaire, rue saint roch. 7pm - 8,30pm

Contact Rysz for more info: 06 42 35 97 11

The Great Outdoors...

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by  Peter  &  Jenny  Sebborn.Life on the Farm...Hello   again.   Just   as  we  thought  we  would  start   to   slow   down  and  reduce   our   livestock   numbers   for   the   winter,   Bianca   the   broody  Bantam  hen   hatched   a   guinea  fowl   keet.   Poor   Bianca  must   be   so  confused  hatching  first  some  ducklings  and  then  Guinea  fowl.    She  is  a  very   good   mum   and   it   is   quite   amusing   watching   her   look   after  youngsters  that  in  some  cases  tower  above  her  in  a  very  short  time.

8  Aylesbury  Pekin  cross  ducks  hatched  too  and  it’s  amazing  how  fast  they   grow   and   they  will   taste   delicious.     Oh,   and   of   course,   not  forgetting    Peggy  our  new    Gloucestershire  Old  Spot  pig.    The  “is  she  /  isn’t   she”   saga   continued  as  Stinkerbelle   aka  Stinky  has  had  a  new  boyfriend  called  Womble  –  but  sadly  no  babies  for   Stinky.    We  may  have  left  it  too  late  as  pigs  become  increasingly  difficult  to  get  pregnant  after  their  second  birthday.

All  our  ewes  have  been  tupped  (or  mated)  by  Beavis  and  they  are  now  all   enjoying  the   fantastic  green  grass  which  came  with   the  October  rain.

So  what   else  have  we  done  this  month?    Well,  we  have  been  busy  making  a  new  house  for  Peggy.    Peggy  previously  had  litters  of  6-­‐8  piglets.    It  could  be  a  very  busy  Christmas  as  she  is  due  to  farrow  (have  her   piglets)  around  the  18th  December,  but   the  previous  owner   did  warn  us  sometimes  she  is  a  few  days  late.    So  as  well  as  having  a  house  full   of  family  at  Christmas  we  might  be  having  a  barn  full  of  piglets.  Wouldn’t  that  be  a  wonderful  Christmas  present?    We  have  already  been  thinking  of  names  Noel,  Eve,  Holly  and    Santa  to  name  a  few!

We  have  been  making  sloe  and  damson  gin  and  vodka,  picking  and  preserving  and  stashing  for  the  winter.    We  recently  made  a  raised  bed  for  our  strawberries  and  filled  them  full  of  manure  before  topping  with  compost.   We   are   expecting   good   results   next   year   without   the  backache.    We  try  to  be  self  sufficient  -­‐  waste  not  want  not  as  they  say.

Our  next  project  is  to  attempt  tanning.    No,  not  the  lying  in  the  sun  (in  my  dreams!)  or   the  ‘Fake  Bake’  type  of   tanning  but   preserving  our  animal  skins.    We  are  starting  small  and  will  try  a  rabbit  skin  before  we  move  onto  a  larger  sheepskin  -­‐  we  will  keep  you  posted.

We  struggled  through  the  dry  September.    Water  butts  ran  dry  and  all  the  animals  needed  constant  water   top-­‐ups  so  we  reverted  to  mains  water.  Next   year   we  will   be   better   prepared   as  we   are   installing   a  20,000  litre  water  pillow  –  another  way  we  can  be  self  sufficient-­‐(ish)    to  collect  all  the  winter  rain.

On  the  subject  of  rain,  I  have  discovered  that  Jenny  may  have  a  biblical  connection!    Only  a  couple  of  weeks  ago  she  said  we  must  build  an  ark.  Of  course  I  was  in  extra  pig  mode  but  after   this  weekend’s  rain  -­‐  we  had  150mm  in  24  hours  -­‐  I  think  she  may  have  been  referring  to  an  entirely  different  type  of  ark.

Since   arriving   in   France   two   and   a   half   years   ago   we   have   tried  numerous  varieties  of  chickens  for  the  table.    Of  course  you  can  eat  all  varieties   of   chickens   but   we  wanted   a  meaty   bird,  with   the   right  conformity   to  make  an   excellent   roast   chicken  and   we   have   finally  found  one   that   suits   us   very  well.  The   Cobb,  a  fast   growing  white  chicken.    We  have  decided  to  put  another  batch  in  the  incubator  soon  which  will  fill  the  freezer  nicely  after  Christmas.

Brrrrrr!    November  brings  us  the  chilly  mornings  and  evenings,  so  tuck  up  warm,  light  that  wood  burner   and  we’ll   see  you  next  month  for  another  update  from  us  here  on  the  farm.  

Peter  &  Jenny  Sebborn.  Breeders  of  pigs,  lambs  and  poultry.  La  Gauteliere,  79220,  Pamplie.    Tel:  05  49  28  38  57.

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THE AMATEUR GARDENERYou  cannot  fail  to  notice  that  Chrysanthemum  pot  plants  are  to  be  found  in  most   flower  shops  and  garden  centres  at   the  moment.  In  France  the  Chrysanthemum  symbolises  bereavement  and  1st  &  2nd  November,  La  Toussaint  (All   Souls'  Day)  and  Jour  des  Morts  (Day  of  the  Dead)   is  when   families   take   fresh   flowers,   most   notably   the  Chrysanthemum,  to  the  graves  of  their  loved  ones.

November  also  is  the  time  to  start  planting  new  trees,  both  fruit  and  ornamental.  I  have  been  advised  that  it  is  not  necessary  to  dig  a  big  planting  hole  -­‐  just   slightly  bigger   &  deeper   than   the  pot  that   the  tree  is  bought  in.    Some  peat   in  the  base  and  around  the  edges,  a  stake  to  avoid  wind-­‐rock  and  if  possible  a  piece  of  drainpipe  inserted  into   the   planting  hole   to   facilitate   watering   directly   to   the   roots  during   dry   periods.   The   tree   will   settle   over   winter   during   the  dormant  period,  then  in  the  spring  will  start  sending  out  new  roots  into  firm  soil  which  will  help  maintain  a  good,  upright  growth  even  in  windy  weather.

Now  is  also  a  good  time  to  put  sticky  grease/glue  bands  around  the  trunks  of  your  fruit  trees.  This  will  help  to  prevent  damage  to  leaves  and  blossom  next  spring  caused  by  winter  moth  caterpillars.  If  your  trees  have  supporting  stakes  don't  forget  to  put  bands  around  these  too  -­‐  caterpillars  aren't  fussy  how  they  get  up  into  the  tree!

If   you   are   troubled   by  rabbits   gnawing  at   the  bark  of   your   trees,  particularly   young   trees,  make   a   collar   of   chicken   wire   to   wrap  around  the  bottom  of  the  trunk.  Check  this  tree  guard  each  year   to  make  sure  the  wire  is  not  restricting  trunk  expansion.

Fruit  trees  can  be  pruned  now,  if  necessary.  Of  course,  it  depends  on  the  form  of  your  tree:  espalier,  cordon,  full  tree  etc,  but  cut  out  dead  wood  and  crossing  branches,  aiming  to  keep  a  nice  open  form  with  plenty  of  air  circulation.

Fruited  raspberry  canes  can  be  cut  down  now  and  new  canes  tied  to  the   supports.   They   spread   by   sending   out   suckers   so   keep   the  footprint  of  your  row  of  raspberries  to  about  12-­‐18"  by  pruning  out  any  suckers  which  appear   outside  this  area.  If   you  are  buying  new  canes   to  plant  be  aware  that  there  are  two  types:  those  that   fruit  once  a  year  and  those  that  will  give  a  second,  smaller  harvest  in  late  summer  -­‐  the  choice  is  yours.

Blackberry  bushes  also  need  dealing  with   after   fruiting.  Gloves  are  recommended   to   protect   against   thorns,  although   some  modern  blackberry  varieties  are  virtually  thornless  which   is  a  bonus.  Prune  out  all  fruited  canes,  thin  new  canes  to  about  6  per  plant  and  prune  the  side  branches  on  these  new  canes  to  10-­‐12  buds.

Black  spot  fungus  can  overwinter  on  rose  stems  and  fallen  leaves  so  make  sure  you  remove  them  all  when  you  prune  in  Autumn.

Toadstools   on   the   lawn   are   short-­‐lived   but   get   rid   of   them   by  brushing  with  a  stiff  broom  to  break  the  fungi  before  the  caps  can  open  to  release  their  spores.  Collect  and  dispose  of  the  fungi.

Clear  fallen  leaves  from  guttering.  Wedge  a  ball  of  plastic  netting  into  the  top  opening  of  a  drainpipe.  It  will  act  as  a  filter  and  stop  leaves  etc   from  clogging  up   the  pipe  or   falling  into  the  water   butt.  Save  fallen   leaves  into  black  plastic  sacks.  Make  air  holes  then  store  in  a  corner  of  the  garden  -­‐  lovely  leaf  mould  will  develop  ready  to  top-­‐dress  your  shrubs  &  plants  next  year.

Lift  crowns  of  Lily  of  the  Valley  to  pot  up  for  an  early  indoor  scented  display  -­‐  you  will  enjoy  these  when  you  (finally)  get  to  sit  down  and  relax!

Have a good November - see you next month ...

by Vanda Lawrence

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French Life, Food & Drink...

Vive la DifferenceWith  Autumn  in  full   swing  and  winter  approaching  most  of  us  will  soon  be  going  into  “winter  mode”.    We  will  be  exchanging  lazy  days  sitting  in  the  sun,  visitors  and  outings  to  the  beach,  with  a  roaring  wood   burner,  a  glass   of  mulled  wine  (for   those  that   drink)  and   a  good  book.

Preparing  yourself  for  winter  can  be  quite  a  long  task  -­‐  the  ordering  of   wood,   oil   or   gas   to   keep   you   warm,   stocking   up   on   a   few  essentials  just  in  case  of  being  marooned  by  snow  or  rain  for  a  few  days  and  of  course  English  books  and  DVDs.    Many  of   the   larger  libraries  in  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  have  English  books  you  can  borrow  and  also  DVDs.    If  you  live  near  a  smaller  one,  then  they  will  often  order  in  upon  request.  

After  the  clocks  go  back  we  all  tend  to  shut  ourselves  away  as  soon  as  it  becomes  dark.  We  might  have  a  meal  with  friends,  but  for  the  most  part  we  stay  in  snuggled  up  to  the  wood  burner  with  the  cat,  dog  and  oh   yes  husband  or   other   half!     But  spare  a  moment   to  think  about  all   the  people  who  live  here  alone.    Winter   is  an  even  harder  time  for  them,  whether  they  be  French  or  English  –  make  it  your   aim  this  year   to   visit   or  ask  out   anyone  you  know  that   lives  alone  and  in  the  harsher  days  of  winter,  just  give  them  a  reassuring  call  to  see  if  they  are  OK  –  I  am  sure  they  will  appreciate  it.

Winter  is  also  a  great  time  for  improving  our   French.    I  know  that  the  best  way  of  improving  French  is  to   speak  it,  so  make  an  effort  to   find   a   local   class,   join   a  Franglais  group   (French   and  English),  there  are  many  in  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  and  most  are  free.    If  you  do  not  have  one  near  you  then  why  not   set  one  up?      I  am  sure  the  local  Mairie  would  help  you  and  you  could  advertise  it   in  ‘The  DSM’!    Or  of  course  invite  your  French  neighbours  over  for  a  coffee  or  aperitif    -­‐  go  for  it;  it’s  not  nearly  as  scary  as  you  might  think!

Have   you   noticed   that   often  when  the   roads  are   being  repaired,  they  put  up  signs  that  say  they  will  be  finishing  on  say,  Wednesday  afternoon   here   in   France,   however   in   England   they  usually   say  Autumn  2012...  what  a  difference!

Have  a  great  November  and  enjoy  the  luxury  of  being  able  to  drive  along   our   lovely  country  lanes   in   the   autumn/winter   sunshine  –  you  may  become  stuck  behind  a  tractor  or  horse,  but  in  my  view  it  certainly  beats  being  stuck  on  the  M25!

Vive  la  Difference.  

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“A shameless Chablis with hints of oyster shell, star fruit and jabuticaba – frabjous!”It   wouldn’t   surprise  me,  unfortunately,   to   see  a  wine   described   thus   in   any   of   the   zillion   wine  magazines   that   are   littering   the  planet.   You   see  this  guff  not  only  in  print,  but  hear   it  at  any  wine  gathering.     If   the   speaker   is   male,   a   cravat   is  usually  involved;   if   female,  loop  earrings  and   an  oversized   cigar.   Below   I   give   you   a   step-­‐by-­‐step  guide  to  how  you  can  play  these  bumptious  show-­‐offs   at   their   own   sad   game   –   and   just   possibly  win.

There  are  three  kinds  of  people  who  use  weird  and  wonderful  wine  descriptions:   the   aesthetes   for   whom   the   goal   is   to   create   a  satisfying  poem  which  encapsulates  what  the  wine  means  to  them;  the  communicators  who  wish  to  share  their  view  of  the  objective  structure   of   a   wine;   and   the   aforementioned   show-­‐offs.   The  aesthete,  as  long  as  he  doesn’t  start  scaring  the  horses,  can  be  left  alone,  with   a  gentle  nod  and  smile.  The  communicator,  if   a  good  one,   can   educate   effectively.  The   show-­‐off   is   the   real   danger   to  shipping   as   he   makes   otherwise   intelligent   people   feel   straw-­‐brained  and  dim-­‐witted.

The  show-­‐off  has  neither  the  taste  of  the  aesthete  nor  the  rigour  of  the  communicator:  it’s  all  barnyard  banter.  This  is  his  weakness  and  your   strength   –   but   it   is   imperative   you   get   in   first.   Banish   all  thoughts  of  “oh   that’s  nice”.  Vocabulary  is  vital:  as  imposing  as  a  church,  as  elusive  as  the  Scarlet  Pimpernel,  and  as  far  as  possible  multi-­‐tasking.

WHITESColour:  use  pale-­‐,  straw-­‐,  or  golden-­‐yellow.  If  they  exist,  or  you  think  you  can  get  away  with  it,  add  with  greenish  tints,  while  squinting  your  

eyes.  Get  this  in  first  and  don’t  push  it  –  move  right  on  to…Smell:  you  can’t  go  far  wrong  with  fragrant  or,  on  the  other  hand,  disappointing  nose.  If  the  former,  sniff  again  and  nod;  if  the  latter,  grimace  sympathetically  and  move  on  to…Taste:  mineral,  citrus,  white  flowers.  The  latter  is  particularly  useful  –  no-­‐one  really  knows  what  white  flowers  smell   like.  Add  vanilla  if  it  tastes  a  bit  oaky,  and  then  ‘…a  bit  too  much  wood…?’.

REDSColour:  rich,  deep,  fine.  Steer  clear  of  anything  more  concrete.Smell:  red  and/or   black  berries,  sous-­‐bois  (this  is  great,  means  

‘undergrowth’,  but  say  it  ‘soo-­‐bwa’  –  red  wine  equivalent  of  ‘white  flowers’),  spicey  (don’t  specify),  pleasant  though  unexceptional.Taste:  essential  to  talk  of  tannins  and  their  balance  with  acids.  Fine  balance,   good   tannins   but   if   a   wine   is   obviously   naff   it   will  undoubtedly  be  due  to  acid  and  tannins  just  not  right.  And  no-­‐one  can  argue  with  fullish  as  a  little  grace-­‐note.  

Overall:   (For   both   reds  and  whites.)  This   is   your  moment.  Keep  calm,  don’t  blow  it.  For  an  obviously  decent  bottle  we’re  looking  at  finesse,   complexity,   great   length   (if   the   taste   lingers).   Lesser  bottles,  think  honest,  robust.  You  might  also  add  your  thoughts  on  food  matching.  Go  precise  yet  obscure.  For  dry  whites,  Bass  Soufflé  with  Prawn  Sauce,  for  reds,  Daube  à  la  Provençale.

If   this  doesn’t  lead  to  collapse  of  stout,  show-­‐off  party,  I’ll   eat  my  hat  –  with  a  nice  Beaujolais!

by  John  Sherwin

John Sherwin, French Wine ToursEmail: [email protected] ~ www.french-wine-tours.com

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by  Jacqueline  Brown.French Village Diaries

As   we   are   nearing   the   11th    November,   I   have   been   thinking  back   to   what   will   always   be   my  most   memorable   French   village  dining  experience.

When   we   first   arrived   here   the  public   holiday  of   11th   November  was   always   celebrated   with   a  community  meal   that  was  mainly  frequented   by   the   villagers   old  enough  to  remember   life  during  the  war.    Sadly  due  to  a  lack  of  attendance,   unfortunately   caused   by   the   demise   of   the   older  villagers   it   hasn’t   happened  for  a  number   of  years.    As  a  young  family  newly   arrived   in   France   it   was   the   first   village  meal   we  attended  and  so  remains  an  important  event  in  our  French  life.  

Following  on   from   the  sm a l l   s e r v i c e   o f  remembrance   that  (thankfully)   still   takes  place   by   the   village  war   memorial,   that   is  d e c o r a t e d   w i t h  flowers  and  flanked  by  flag   holding   veterans  for   the   occasion,   the  meal   started   with   an  aperitif.    A  killer  kir;  a  combination   of   white  wine  with  a  rather   large  dose  of  some  very  sweet,  very  alcoholic  peachy  stuff.     I  have  since  learned,  from  painful   experience,  that  this   is   to   be   avoided   at   all   costs   if   dignity  is   to   be   maintained.    Seated  on  long  tables  laid  out  in  the  Salle  des  fêtes,  the  first  course  of   a   lovely   homemade   seasonal   vegetable   soup   arrived.     The  serving  bowl  was  left  at  the  end  of  the  communal  table  and  passed  down   as   we   all   helped   ourselves.   As   newcomers   we   were  encouraged  to   have  seconds,  which  we  did  with   pleasure.     This  was   also   where  we   discovered   that   although   the   French   eat   far  more  bread  than  we  do  and  like  it  to  accompany  every  meal,  they  do  not  eat  bread  with  soup!

The   soup  was   followed   by  the   fish   course  of   scallops   in   a  white  sauce,  again  delicious  and  a  first  for  me,  as  until  moving  to  France  I  didn’t  have  a  particularly  adventurous  diet.    As  the  meal  moved  on  the  inclusive  wine  started  to  flow,  which  helped  as  we  were  trying  to  make  conversation,  persuade  a  fussy  four   year   old  to  at   least  ‘try’  the  food  and  keep  him  entertained  between  the  courses.    The  ‘main’  meat  course  then  arrived;  a  simple  yet  tasty  roast  pork  dish,  and   again   we  were  encouraged   to   take  more,  which   we  did.   A  couple  of  hours  had  passed,  our  neighbours  were  by  now  slipping  into  incomprehensible  patois  and  our  4  year  old  was  very  bored,  having  never  spent  this  long  at  a  table  in  his  life,  although  to  be  fair  neither   had  we  and  it  was  still  a  long  way  from  being  over.    The  sorbet,   a   refreshing   and   delicate   pear   flavour   was   squeezed   in  before  the  arrival  of   the   cheese  course.     A   goats  cheese  from  a  local   farm.    We  were  nearly   there,  just   the   pastries  for   dessert,  fresh   from  the  village   boulangerie,  to   find   room   for   and   funnily  enough  we  had  no  trouble  persuading  our  son  to  eat  these!    

It  was  without  a  doubt,  a  truly  memorable  five  hours  spent  eating  what  felt  like  five  days  worth  of  food;  vive  la  France.

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Reader’s Restaurant ReviewsThank   you   to   Gilly   Hughes-­‐Jones   for   this   month’s   Restaurant  Review:  Au  Bon  Accueil,  St  Generoux.    Tel:  05  49  67  55  35

The  Au  Bon  Accueil,  is  aptly  named,  and  is  one  of  two  restaurants  in  the  small   village  of  St  Generoux  which  is  in  North  Deux-­‐Sèvres  between  Parthenay  and  Thouars,  just  off  the  D938.

The  restaurant  is  famous  for  its  menu  du  jour  and  at  only  11  euros  it   is  truly  value  for  money.    There  are  five  courses  in  all,  you  start  with  a  mixed  plate  of  salads,  then  on  to  homemade  pate,  quiche,  vegetable  of  the  season  or  fish,  followed  by  the  main  course  which  can  be  any  form  of  meat  or  fish  on  a  Friday;    then  there  is  a  tray  of  local   cheeses   to   choose   from,  before  finishing  up  with   usually  a  choice  of  between  four  and  six  desserts.    There  is  a  bottle  of  house  wine  included  in  the  price.    Coffee  is  offered  but  is  not  included  in  the  price.

The  restaurant  is  always  full  with  it  being  a  favourite  lunch  stop  for  workmen.    It  is  clean,  the  food  is  freshly  cooked  and  the  service  is  speedy  and   friendly.     The   restaurant   being   situated   in   a   lovely  village  with   the   river   Thouet   flowing   through   it,  also   provides   a  welcome  setting  for   a  post   lunch   stroll   to  work  off   some  of   the  calories!

They  are   open   in   the   evening  as  well,   for   which   I  would   advise  booking,  as  it  is  so  popular.    For  lunch  time  just  turn  up  between  12  and  1  and  you  should  find  a  table.    Bon  Appetit!

RESTAURANT REVIEWS...If you have positive restaurant experiences to share, we would love to print them here.

Please email to: [email protected] for inclusion into future issues.

November’s  Recipe:  Lemon  Cheese  CakeIngredients:• 250g  butter  biscuits  crushed• 125g  butter• 410g  condensed  milk  non  sugar• Juice  and  grated  rind  of  a  lemon• 250g  mascarpone• 125g  caster  sugar• 1/2  pint  lemon  or  lime  jelly

Method:-­‐1. Melt  the  butter  and  pour  over  the  crushed  biscuits.2. Put  in  a  dish  and  place  in  the  fridge  until   set.    Do  not  press  

too  firmly  as  biscuit  base  will  be  difficult  to  cut.3. Make  up  the  jelly  and  leave  to  cool.  When  cool,  put  juice  and  

grated  rind  into  the  jelly.4. Whisk   the   milk   and   sugar   until   frothy,   then   add   the  

mascarpone  and  mix  until  smooth.5. Pour  the  jelly  into  the  cream  mixture  and  stir  until  smooth.  6. Pour  over  the  biscuit  and  place  in  the  fridge  to  set.

This  is  best  to  be  made  the  day  before  required.

Thank  you  to  Eileen  Pearce  who  agreed  to  share  this  recipe  with  us.    Other  great  recipes  can  also  be  found  on  the  ‘Fave  Recipes’  Facebook  page.

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French Adventures...

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In  2005  we  first  contemplated  a  permanent  move  to  France.  We  were  living  in  Liskeard,  Cornwall.    A  large  family  with  four  children  at  home  and   three   that   visited   on   weekends   and   school   holidays.     Of   the  children   at   home   three   were   teenagers   at   various   stages   of   high  schooling.     After  a  trip  to  France  and   some  thorough  research  and  several  family  conferences  we  decided  the  time  was  not  right.  

By  2008,  now  with  only  one  child  at  home  of  primary  school  age,  we  decided  on  a  move  to  Australia  after  being  offered  a  work  sponsorship.  Moving  initially  to  the  northern  Territory  and  then  later  to  Queensland  and  Tasmania.     Fast  forward  now  to  2012  and  we  are  finally  making  our  permanent  move  to  France...

Despite  having  made  an  international  move  before,  this  one  feels  so  much  more  exciting  and  we  have  been  counting  down  the  days  since  our   house   purchasing   trip   to   France   this   April.     After   months   of  internet  property  searching,  we  had  lined  up  viewings,  made  the  travel  arrangements  and  we  spent  a  week  in  Poitou-­‐Charentes.    We  found  our  new  home  on  the  first  day.

It  is  a  renovation  project  consisting   of   a   house  approximately   100  years   old   with   barn  attached   in   Chirac,   a  beautiful   commune  about   5   km   from  Chabanais.    We  have  a  lot   of   work   to   do   at  the   house,   especially  in  the  barn  which  has  a   piece   of   the   roof  

missing  apparently  due  to  heavy  snow  fall  last  winter.  Undaunted  we  continue  with  our  plans.

We  were  amazed  at  the  ease  and  efficiency  of  the  property  purchase  despite  being  overseas.  The  notaire  in  Chabanais  was  very  patient  and  assisted  us  greatly,  as  did  Darren  Pitts  our  immobilier,  who  answered  all   our   questions  and  linked  us  up  with  the   contacts  we  needed   to  proceed  with  money  transfers,  devi’s,  utility  connections,  translations  etc.

With  our  house  purchase  made  our  next  challenge  was  to  get  artisans  to  provide  devi’s  for  the  most  urgent  part  of  the  renovation,  the  roof  repair   or   replacement.  Obviously  being  overseas  we  were  reliant  on  emails  and  well-­‐timed   telephone  calls.  As  I  write  we  have  still   only  managed  to  obtain  one  devi  which  we  need  to  revisit  after  our  arrival,  when  we  can  meet  the  artisan  on  site  to  discuss  the  options.

Our   learning  curve   is   huge   and   will   continue   to   be   so   for   several  months,  if  not  years  to  come.  Aiming  to  integrate  as  much  as  possible  I  signed  up  to  a  ten  week  French  language  course  at  the  local  university  here   in   Tasmania,  and  having  just   completed  20  hours   of   tuition   I  realise   I   still   have  a   very  long  way  to  go,  but   I   am  determined   to  immerse  myself  into  the  culture  and  the  community  from  day  one.    I  can’t  wait  to  arrive  and  try  out  my  new  language  skills  however  small  they  may  be  at  this  stage.

A  great  source  of  information,  inspiration  and  networking  has  been  the  

various  French  forums  we  have  come  across  and  become  members  of.    I   am   constantly   in   awe   of   the   amazing   people   who   make  transformations  to  their  lifestyles  and  French  properties  in  challenging  circumstances.    I  have  had  many  offers  of  meet  ups  for  coffee  and  local  information  on  exercise  classes,  markets,  etc.  from  my  new  network  friends  for  which  I  am  extremely  grateful.

Our   move   is   not   without   its   challenges.   Anyone   who   has   ever  researched  or  experienced  an   international  move  will  know  that  the  development  of  lists,  sub-­‐lists  and  scanned  folders  of  documents  is  just  the  beginning.  It  is  a  well-­‐planned,  logistical  exercise  which  tests  your  endurance,  patience  and  stamina.

So   the  easy  part   is  over   -­‐   choosing  and  buying  the  house,  now  to  decide  what   is  worth  shipping  half  way  around  the  world.     Sounds  pretty   straight   forward   but   in   time  you  end  up  questioning  every  item  in  detail,  even  your  clothes!

Then   there   are   our   two   Australian  cattle   dogs.   ‘Our   boys’   as   we   call  them.   They   are   brothers   and   only  three   years   old,   so   still   our   babies  really.   We   have   only   ever   moved  them   by   driving   interstate   within  Australia   so   this   will   be   their   first  flight   experience.     We   are   like  apprehensive   parents   watching   our  children  go  off  on  their  first  overseas  adventure.  The  preparation   for   their  move   began   before  we   could   even  think  of  booking  our  flights.  It  starts  with   health   checks   and   vaccination  schedules   and   then   progressed   to  finding  a  reputable  pet  courier   company.    As  we  are  entrusting  our  very  special  cargo  to  them,  scrutiny  and  research  of  their  reputation,  work  practices  and  the  conditions   for   our   boys  to  travel   in  was  the  biggest   priority.   Finally   they  are   medically  checked,  vaccinated   and  they  have  their  special  boxes  for  the  flights.

Both  we,  and  our  older  children  who  live  in  the  UK,  are  excited  that  we  will   be   living  nearer   to   them  again.     Although  they  have  had  some  great  travel  opportunities  whilst  visiting  us  in  Australia,  such  as  whale  watching  and  snorkelling   in  the  Great  Barrier   Reef,  the  distance  has  been  difficult  at  times.  The  internet,  Skype  and  social  media  fills  a  big  gap   but   the   physical   separation   can   be   hard   to   endure   on   special  occasions  when  a  family  should  be  together:  birthdays,  Christmas  etc.    

With  the  last  of  our  boxes  packed  and  final  goodbyes  made,  we  left  Australia  on  23rd  September  and  took  up  residence  in  our  new  French  home  on  25th  September  ready  for  our  new  adventure  and  our  new  life  in  France.  

I  will  be  pursuing  a  new  career  pathway  in  France  as  a  writer  after  27  years  as  a  nurse  and  mother.     I  am  looking  forward  to  making  many  new  French  friends  and  British  expat  friends  and  would  especially  love  to  hear  from  anyone  in  the  Chirac/Chabanais  area.

Sarah  can  be  contacted  by  email:  [email protected]

Above: Our new home in Chirac

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by  Sarah  Bugield

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Motoring...

The Practical EstateEven  confirmed  petrol  heads  like  us  need  a  “sensible”  car,  and  with  that  in  mind  we  have  just  upgraded  our  Audi  A6  Avant   from  a  2002  model  to  a  2007  model.

For  those  of  you  that  don’t  know,  the  “Avant”  is  Audi’s  term  for  what  we   Brits   call   an   “Estate   car”,  what   the   Americans   call   a   “Station  Wagon”,     and  the  French  a  “Break”.     So  where  do  all   these  names  actually  originate  from?

In   England,   the   early   incarnations   of   the   estate   car   were   the  aristocractic   “Shooting   Brakes”   built   first   in   the   early   1900’s   to  transport  country  gentlemen  to  their  hunts,  along  with  their  firearms,  provisions  and  dogs.    The  shooting  brake  was  a  speciality  of  the  Albion  Motor   Company  in   Glasgow,   and   in   1908   The  Commercial  Motor  described  their  vehicle  as  having  "seats  for  eight  persons  as  well  as  the  driver,  whilst   four  guns  and  a   large   supply  of   cartridges,  provisions  baskets  and  a  good  'bag'  can  be  carried.”

Many  other  manufacturers  such  as  Rolls  Royce,  Aston  Martin,  Bentley  and  Jaguar  also  produced  Shooting  Brakes,  although  these  were  not  mass  produced,  but   custom-­‐built   luxury  coupes  altered   for   hunting  use.    Generally  all  these  vehicles  had  exposed  wooden  bodies.

By  1930’s   the   term  “Estate   car”   was   in   use   in   England   as   it   was  recognised   that   these   vehicles   were   useful   for   general   purposes  around  the  “estate”,  carrying  both  master,  guests  and  servants,  as  well  as   for   hunting.     In  France,   the  history   is  much   the   same,  but   the  vehicle  was   called  a  “Break  de  Chasse”   (Hunting  Break)  which  has  been  shorterned  to   “Break”.  This  name  is  still  used  by  Peugeot  and  Citroen  today.

In  America,  the  origins  of   the  “Station  Wagon”  are  tied  up  with  the  history  of  the  railways,  and  early  vehicles  of  this  type  worked  as  taxi’s  or   “Depot   Hacks”  around   the  stations  and   railway  sidings,  moving  passengers  between  trains.

Prior   to   the   mid-­‐1930s,  manufacturers   assembled   the   framing  of  passenger   compartments  of   such   vehicles   in   hardwood,  and   these  vehicles  evolved  from  trucks  rather  than  modified  cars.  They  became  known   as  “Woodies”,  and   by  the  mid-­‐1930s,  wood  bodied   station  wagons  achieved  a  level  of  prestige.  The  vehicles  were  priced  higher  than   regular   cars,   and   were   popular   in   affluent   communities.    Traditionally,  full-­‐sized  American  station  wagons  were  configured  for  six  or  nine  passengers.

As  the  Twentieth   century  progressed,  steel  bodies  were  introduced,  but  often  wood  accents  were  retained  as  a  nod  to  the  origins  of  the  cars,  and  in  the  UK,  many  examples  still  had  structural  wooden  frames  right   up  until   the   early   1960’s.  These   cars   are   some   of   the  most  exclusive  and  luxurious  "woodies"  ever  built.    For  those  with  a  smaller  budget,  it  was  possible  to  buy  into  this  heritage  with  the  smaller  and  very  popular  Morris  Minor  Traveller  Estate  which  copied  the  wooden  side  panel  frames  of  larger  designs.

Nowadays  most  manufacturers  offer  estate  versions  of  their   cars  as  standard,  and  despite  the  recent  introductions  of  People  carriers  and  Minivans,  the  estate  car  still  offers  the  most  stylish  and  elegant  way  for  a  family  to  travel  with  their  luggage.  

PS,  I  have  tried  to  find  out  why  Audi  use  the  word  “Avant”  but  have  been  unable  to  find  an  explanation.    Anyone  know?

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How to speed up your PC How  to  protect  your  PC:    Preventative  MaintenanceI   hope   you   have   had   success   following   the   last   12   articles   on  speeding  up  your  PC.  In  this  article  I  will  advise  you  how  to  keep  your  PC  working  efficiently.

However,  I  should  like  to   first   let  you  know  some  developments  on  the  PC   Scam  telephone   calls.  One  of  my  customers  who   suffered  from  the  scam,  received  a  telephone  call  from  a  similar  organisation  stating   that   they   were   investigating   the   Windows   Technical  Department   telephone  call   fraud,  they  had  found   that   he  had  paid  for  the  service  and  that  they  were  in  a  position  to  refund  the  amount  paid  -­‐  all  he  had  to  do  was  give  his  bank  details  and  they  would  do  the  necessary!     Needless   to   say  he  declined   and   requested   that  instead  they  send  him  a  cheque,  at  this  point  the  caller  hung  up.    So  beware  they  are  still  out  there  and  are  very  sneaky.

I  think  of  a  Personal  Computer  as  a  precision  instrument,  a  complex  set   of   components   that   work   together   with   even  more   complex  software.  I  entrust  my  important  documents,  photographs  and  other  information   to   this   device,   so   it   is   important   to  me   that   it   runs  efficiently  and  reliably.    To  ensure  that  this  is  the  case  I  try  to  prevent  problems  rather  than  cure  them  -­‐  Preventative  Maintenance.    This  is  a  simple  plan  of  measures  to  take  at   regular   intervals  that  will  help  keep  my  PC  running  at   its  best.     Some  are  run  daily,  others  weekly  and  others   less  frequently,  many  of   the  things  that  I  have  detailed  over  the  past  12  articles.

Preventative  Maintenance  Check  List  Daily:• Check  for   Virus  and  Spyware  definitions   install   them  and   run   a  daily  scan  of  your  PC.

• Check  for  and  run  Windows  and  other  software  updates,  such  as  Adobe  Reader  and  Java.

• Back-­‐up  important  data  you  have  created.Weekly  :• Run  Disk  Clean-­‐up.• Run   Scan  Disk   to   check  the  drive   for   errors   and   mark  any  bad  sectors.

• Run  a  hard  disk  Defragmentation  (In  Windows  Vista  and  7  these  are  automatically  set  to  run  weekly).

• Physically  clean  your  PC,  screen  and  keyboard  and  mouse  and  of  course  your  printer  and  scanner.

Monthly  :• Back-­‐up  your  operating  system  and  settings.• Change  your  password  for  critical  applications  such  as  on-­‐line  banking.• Clean   your   input   devices,   Optical   Drives   collect   dust   so   get   a  drive  cleaner,  the  same  is  true  of  the  good  old  floppy  disks,  use  a  

floppy  disk   cleaner   to   keep   them   able   to   read   efficiently   and  reliably.

• Still  got  a  ball  type  mouse  -­‐  take  out  the  ball  and  wrap  it  in  sticky  tape   this  should   remove  all  of   the  grease  and   dust,  check   the  rollers   inside   the   "ball   hole"   clean   off   any  dust/fluff   that   has  stuck  to  the  rollers.

Annually  :• Check  for  new  Hardware  Drivers  and  any  Firmware  updates  and  install  them  (remember  to  back  up  first).

• Check   for   unused   programs   and   data   and   uninstall/remove  them.

• With  the  PC  turned  off,  open  the  PC  case  and  check  all  Fans  for  dust  and  noise,  clean  them  carefully,  check  heat  sinks  and  do  the  same,  any  holes   to   allow   air   to   circulate  should   be   thoroughly  cleaned   to   prevent   blockages.  Ensure   that   the   PC   is  not   over  heating,  most   BIOS  settings  have  a  temperature  section,  check  that  the  CPU  etc  is  running  in  the  correct  temperature  range.

Think  of   these  measures  as   protecting  your   investment   in   the  PC  itself,   but   more   importantly   you   are   protecting   your   data   and  ensuring  that  it  is  safe.    It  is  a  known  fact  that  PCs  are  easily  replaced,  your  data  is  not.     I  consider  my  PCs  are  just  like  my  car,  and  I  would  no  more  buy  a  car   and  never   do   any  Preventative  Maintenance  or  ignore  the  annual  service  requirements  and  feel   safe  in   it.     I  check  tyres,  water   and   oil   weekly,  brakes  monthly,  I  replace  windscreen  wipers  and  filters  regularly  and  have  a  professional  service  annually.    This  way  I  know  that   I  am  safe  and   that  my  passengers  and   other  road  users  are  too.

Many  of   the  Daily  and  Weekly  tasks  may  be  automated,   the  time  taken  to  perform  these  simple  items  is  well  invested,  when  you  think  what   time   you   will   lose   if   you   have   to   replace  your   PC   or   try   to  reinstate  the  data  you  have  lost.

I  provide  an  annual   check  for  my  customers,  it  normally  takes   less  than  a  hour   and   I  give  them  peace  of  mind  that   their  PC  is  running  well  and  advise  them  of  any  problems  that  may  occur  and   seek  to  anticipate  them  and   take  the  necessary  remedial  action.    Why  not  see  if  your  PC  support  company  does  the  same,  I  am  sure  that  it   is  worth  the  cost  of  an  hour  or  so  a  year  to  have  peace  of  mind,  after  all  it  is  far  less  than  an  annual  service  on  your  car!

Ross   Hendry   is   the   proprietor   of  I n t e r f a c e   C o n s u l t i n g   a n d  Engineering,  who  has  over  42  years  experience   in   Communications,  Computer   Technology   and   Direct  Marketing.   (See   advert   below   for  more  information).

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A-Z of the Communes of the Deux-Sèvres.

CHAMPEAUX

The   little   town   of   Champeaux   dominates   the   confluence   of   the  Egray  and  one  of  the  tiny  streams  that   flow  into  it  from  the  ponds  of  Petit-­‐Chêne.    Some  think  the  stone  blocks  scattered  in  the  valley  of  Rochefollet  are  the  remains  of  a  dolmen.

Champeaux  used  to  be  part  of  the  feudal  lands  of  Coudray  Salbart.  The  parish  depended  on  the  archpriest  of  Saint  Maixent.  The  parish  priest  was  nominated  by  the  Bishop    of  Poitiers.

The  name  of  the  commune  of  Champeaux  can  be  found  as  early  as  the  10th  century  in  the  map  work  Saint  Maixent.     In  the  mid  17th    century  there  were  9  small  holdings  and  a  windmill.

CHANTECORPS

Chantecorps  is  situated  in  the  canton  of  Menigoute.  The  commune  has   about   330   inhabitants.   The   French   commune   which   is   the  farthest  from  Chantecorps  is  Bonifacio.

A  VOIR  /  MUST  SEE• The   painted   fresques   in   the  choir   of  St   Philibert's   church.  The  fresques  were  painted  in  medieval  style  by  Mme  Marie  Baranger  in   1941   and   they   tell   the   story   of   Saint-­‐Girault   de   Salles,   the  founder  of  the  Abbey  of  the  Chateliers.

• The  Cistercian  abbey  was   founded   in   1191  and  closed   in  1791.    Today,  only  a  few  stones  remain  of  the  abbey  and  the  site  where  the  abbey  stood  has  been  turned  into  a  farm.  

• There  is  also  a  fountain  named  after  Saint-­‐Girault   de  Salles,  the  hermit  and  preacher  who  died  here  in  1120.

CHANTELOUP

Chanteloup  is  situated  in  the  canton  of  Moncoutant.  There  are  980  Chanteloupais   and   Chanteloupaises.     The   river   Thouaret   crosses  the   commune.   The   name  Chanteloup   indicates   the   presence   of  wolves  in  the  surrounding  countryside  in  medieval  times.

The   Church   of   Chanteloup,   St   Léger   Church,   was   given   by  Guillaume   the   bishop   of   Poitiers   to   the   Abbey   of   the   Trinity  (Mauleon)  between  1117  and  1140.    A  small  sculpture  of  a  wolf,  on  the  left  of  the  bays  of  the  south  side  of  the  bell  tower  reminds  us  of  the  time  when  the  wolf  was  heard  singing.  

There  are  11  places  with  «  Chapelle  »  as  part  of  their  name  in  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  and  a  staggering  45  in  Vienne  (86).  The  second  part  of  the   name   can  make   reference   to   a   Saint,   or   to   the   family   who  owned  the  land  or  again  to  a  nearby  geographical  feature.

LA CHAPELLE BATON

La  Chapelle  Baton  is  a  commune  of  the  Deux  Sèvres    situated  in  the  canton  of  Champdeniers  St  Denis.    The  2009  census  recorded  363  inhabitants.

A  VOIR  /  MUST  SEEThe   Chateau  de  Maillé,  a   château  dating   from  the   late  16th   and  early  17th  centuries,    is  a  listed  historical  monument.  The  château  is  private  and  not   open   for   visits.  The   seigneury  belonged  to   the  Eschalard   family   who   originally   came   from   Parthenay.   In   1646  Maillé   came   into   the   hands  of   Jean   de   Caillo   and   remained   the  property   of   his   family   until   the   revolution.     The   house   is  surrounded   by  walls,   there   are   two   circular   towers   which   house  pigeon  lofts.

by  Sue  Burgess

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Building & Renovation...

Burgundy for Christmas?As  I  write  this  in  preparation  for  November’s  issue,  there’s  a  chill  in  the  air  and  pumpkin  soup  on  the  stove.    Any  spare  hours  recently  have  been  taken  up  with  processing  fruit  -­‐  plums,  pears,   peaches,   apples,   figs   and   even   some   grapes,   sadly   not  enough   to   make   wine,   and   some   recipes   have   been   more  successful  than  others!

Experimentation   has  not   been   confined  to  the  kitchen  –  in  the  workshop  we  have  been  preparing  Christmas  and  gift  items.    We  needed  to  decide  whether  to  make  our  items  entirely  by  hand  or  buy  pre-­‐cut  shapes?    We  opted  to  make  our  own,  hand  painted  using  Annie’s  paint.    We  have  also  added  a  range  of  signs  which  are  made  to  order  –  for  any  occasion.     Enjoying  this  so  much  we  have  decided  to  add  “Sign  making”  and  “Decoupage  and  Gilding”  workshops  to  our  schedule  for  November.

Annie  has  been  experimenting  too,  introducing  two  new  colours,  English  Yellow  and  Burgundy  (we  have  ordered  both)  and  working  on  her  new  book  (only  available  through  stockists).    Most  of  the  photos  are  taken  in  her  French  house,  so  we  are  really  excited  to  get  our  hands  on  this.    At  our  second  open  morning  last  month  we  were  amazed  at  how  far  people  would  travel   to  browse  our  hand  painted  furniture,  discuss  their  projects  and  head  off  on  a  mission  with  paint  in  hand.    If  you  have  not  yet  discovered  what  all  the  fuss  is  about,  do  drop  in  and  see  us,  the  paint  has  almost   no   odour   so  you  can   tackle   all  your   indoor   projects,  walls,  woodwork  and  floors,  or  maybe  just  enjoy  transforming  a  piece  of  furniture.    Come  and  see  us,  have  a  coffee  and  leave  inspired.    For  details  of  our  opening  hours,  courses  and  paints  please  contact  Sue  or  Rik  Newell  at  La  Deuxième  Chance.  (See  our  advert  opposite).

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Business, Finance & Property...Ask Amanda.Sitting  in  my  office,  catching  up  on  a  little  admin  whilst   the   rain   is   falling   outside,   I   find   myself  checking  up  on  renewal  dates  of  certain  necessary  items  and  policies  regarding  house  and  home.    A  thought   springs  to  mind.     If   I  were  to  ask  you,  when   does   your   car   next   need   its   control  technique,  or   when  is  the  house  insurance  due,  or   perhaps   when   does   your   driving   licence   or  passport  need  renewing,  I  am  sure  that  you  would  

quickly   be   able   to   find   the   answer,   with   perhaps   just   a   little  rummaging  through  a  drawer  to  two.

If  on  the  other  hand  I  asked:1.   How  and  where  is  my  money  currently  invested?2.   How  has  it  performed  over  the  last  12  months?3.   How  easily  can  I  get  hold  of  my  money  should  my    circumstances  change?4.   Are  my  investments  tax  efficient  based  on  my  current    residency?5.   How  much  will  my  pension  be  when  I  retire?6.   Has  my  situation  changed  since  I  last  saw  a  financial  planner?  

If  you  could  not  easily  answer  these  questions  or   lay  your  hands  on  the  information  about  your  fiscal  health,  perhaps  it  is  time  for  a  free  financial  review?

At  The  Spectrum  IFA  Group,  my  colleagues  and  I  like  to  ensure  that  our   customers   are   kept   aware   of   their   position   in   terms   of  investments,  inheritance   and   the   current   tax   legislation   in   France  that  could  change  their  financial  wellbeing.

For  a  free  review  or  if  y o u   h a v e   a n y  questions   on   your  finances,  you  can  find  me   at   La   Grande  Gallery  in  Civray  most  Tuesday   mornings,  the   Café   des   Belles  Fleurs   in   Fenioux   on  Thursday   lunchtimes  or  I  can  always  come  and  see  you  at  home.

Please   email   or   call  me   using   the   details  below   if   I  can   be  of  any  assistance  to  you.

Amanda  Johnson,  The  Spectrum  IFA  Group.  Tel:  05  49  98  97  46Email:  amanda.johnson@spectrum-­‐ifa.com

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reçu  (m)  -­‐  receiptrejeter  un  chèque  -­‐  verb  -­‐  to  bounce  a  chequerelevé  de  compte  (m)  -­‐  bank  statementremise  (f)  -­‐  remittanceretrait  d’argent  (m)  -­‐  withdrawal  of  money

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Blevins Franks - Specialists in wealth management for expatriates in FranceIf you are a British expatriate living in France you require highly personalised and specialist advice to ensure your investment strategy is tailor-made for you and your assets are structured as tax efficiently as possible. At Blevins Franks we specialise in providing integrated and detailed tax and wealth management advice to British expatriates in Europe.

Blevins Franks are the leading wealth management advisers to UK nationals living abroad. We focus on wealth preservation for our clients, looking to protect the value of your capital and income in ‘real’ terms, after inflation and tax.

We offer a global multi-manager investment approach across all major asset classes which we tailor to your specific situation and aims. We have an in-depth knowledge of French tax regulations and law and the opportunities available for compliant tax mitigation. We also fully understand UK taxation and how it interacts with the French rules.

The plan we develop and implement for you strikes the optimal balance between delivering the investment returns you are looking for and minimising your liability to tax.

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We are committed to developing close, personal and continuing relationships with our clients, so our advice based is on a real, comprehensive and up-to-date understanding of your current circumstances and your future aims. Our integrated tax and wealth management strategies are specifically designed to meet your particular objectives and circumstances.

Blevins Franks Financial Management Limited is authorised and regulated by the UK Financial Services Authority for the conduct of investment and pension business.

Our local Partner Brad Warden looks after private clients in this area. Brad is professionally qualified and has over 25 years’ experience in the Financial Services industry, both as an Independent Financial Adviser and Life Office Consultant. He holds the Diploma in Financial Planning (DipPFS) and Investment Management Certificate (IMC), and is an Associate Member of the Personal Finance Society (APFS).

You can contact Brad on 05 49 75 07 24 or by email at [email protected]

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2013 Budget targets wealthiest householdsPresident  Hollande’s  government   has   just  unveiled  its  first   full  annual  Budget  with  proposed  measures  designed  to  reduce  the  public  deficit  and  reshape  the  French  economy  over  the  next  five  years.

Following  this  summer’s  Finance  Amendment  Act,  the  Finance  Bill  for  2013  proposes  further  tax  reforms  aimed  at  reducing  taxation  for  low  income   households   while   requiring   the   top   10%   of   earners   and  households  in  France  to  contribution  more  from  their  income  and  assets  towards  the  public  purse.

A  summary  of  the  key  provisions  are  detailed  below:Income  TaxA  new  tax  band  of  45%  will  be  introduced  for  annual  income  in  excess  of  €150,000   per   ‘household   part’.   Additionally,   a  much-­‐heralded   75%  income  tax   rate   is  proposed   on   individual   annual  earned   income   in  excess  of  €1  million.

There  are  proposed   changes  to  the   tax   benefits  gained  through  the  ‘household  parts’  system  aimed  at  reducing  tax  breaks  for  the  wealthiest  families.

At  the  other  end  of  the  scale  the  lowest  income  households  will  see  a  modest  increase  in  the  standard  deduction  figure  applied  to  annual  tax  bills.

Withholding  Tax  on  Interest  and  Dividend  IncomeThe  current  with-­‐holding  tax  rates  of  21%  for  dividend  income  and  24%  for  interest   income  will  be  abolished.  From  the  2012  tax  year,  all  such  income  will  simply  be  added  to  other  household  income  to  be  taxed  at  the  applicable  ‘band  rates’.

These  optional  with-­‐holding  rates  currently  only  benefit  households  in  the  30%  tax  bracket  or  higher.  As  a  result,  most  households  will  actually  benefit  from  the  mandatory  taxation  using  the  ‘band  rates’.

Taxation  of  Capital  Gains  on  Sale  of  Shares  /Collective  InvestmentsCapital  gains  on  the  sale  of  shares  and  collective  investments,  currently  taxed  at  a  fixed  rate  of  19%,  will  be  added  to  income  and  taxed  at  ‘band  rates’,  with  effect  from  the  2012  tax  year.

However,   to   encourage   investors   to   hold   shares   and   collective  investments   over   the   longer   term,  a   system  of   ‘taper   relief’  will   be  introduced  to  reduce  gains  arising,  according  to  the  length  of  ownership.

Taxation  of  Capital  Gains  on  Investment  PropertiesThe  Bill  will  introduce  a  20%  reduction,  for  2013  only,  on  the  capital  gain  on  the  sale  of  investment  properties.  This  is  to  encourage  second-­‐home  owners  to   sell   properties   for   re-­‐purchasing  by  owner-­‐occupiers  as   a  main  residence.

Wealth  TaxProgressive   tax   bands   are   to   be   retained,   following   last   summers  legislation,  but  with  adjustments  to  the  bands  and  rates.

The  new  bands  and  rates  will  apply  from  2013  where  total  assessable  assets  exceed  a  threshold  of  €1,310,000.

With  the  government  holding  overall  majorities  in  both  chambers  of  the  French   parliament,   there   are  unlikely  to   be   significant   amendments  before  the  Bill  passes  into  law.

For   an   assessment   of   the   potential   impact   of   the   French   Budget  measures  on  your  own  personal  circumstances  it  is  best  to  take  advice  from  a  French  financial  planning  expert,  who  will  be  able  to  check  all  relevant  tax  breaks  are  being  maximised  and  recommend  any  further  beneficial  actions  that  can  be  taken.  

by  David  Hardy

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Unburdening  Yourself  of  Unnecessary  TaxesThe  global   economic   turmoil   has  hit   the   Euro-­‐zone  with  a  persistent  wave  of  financial  instability  as   governments  attempt   to   cope  with   copious  amounts   of   debt   by   implementing   several  austerity   measures.     One   of   the   moves   the  French   government   has   taken   to   decrease   its  mounting  debt  is  by  issuing  a  new  regulation  that  demands   people   with   a   certain   income   to  contribute  75%  of  their  earnings  to  tax  charges.

French  president  François  Hollande  has  affirmed  how   there  will   be   ‘no   exceptions’  and  wealthy  individuals  will  pay  an  income  tax  rate  of  75%  on  earnings   over   €1  million   and  45%   on   earnings  over  150,000  euro  as  stated  by  the  2013  budget.  Moreover,   there   is   an   additional   ‘wealth   tax’  where   one   with   overall   wealth   exceeding   €3  million  will   be   taxed   an   additional   0.5%.  These  tax   rates  are  set   to  contribute  one-­‐third  of  the  €33   billion   financing   gap   next   year   ―   an  exceptional  measure  that  is  expected  to  subsist  for  at  least  two  years,  as  announced  by  finance  minister  Pierre  Moscovici.

This  wealth  tax  has  caused  uproar  among  many  business  owners  who  live  in  France  primarily  because  it  was  perceived  as  driving  high  net  worth  individuals  and  foreign  investors  away.    More  so  than  that,  the  wealth  tax  creates  a  larger  burden  on  individuals  who  must  already  deal  with  unnecessary  taxes  due  to  their  international  lifestyle  or  due  to  their  foreign  investment.

Ever   since  its  inception  a  decade  ago,  the  deVere  Group  has  looked  after  expatriates  and  international  investors  to  help  guide  them  in  the  right   financial   path   and   unburden   them   from   unnecessary   taxes.  Benjamin  Franklin  once  said  that  ‘only  death  and  taxes  are  certain  in  life’  and  while  the  firm  does  acknowledge  this,  it  also  strives  to  help  its  clients  mitigate  unnecessary  tax  charges.

An  expert  international  financial  adviser  is  your  best  chance  to  invest  your  money,  buy  structured  notes  or  products,  save  for  your  children’s

education  or  for  your  retirement  while  avoiding  a  percentage  of  your  funds  being  lost   to  avoidable  tax  charges.  Professional  IFAs     as  such  have  a  thorough  knowledge  of   the  volatile  global  markets  and  they  can  help  guide  you  in   investment   and  saving  schemes  with  ideal  tax  charges  according  to  your  unique  situation.

The   French   government   has   stated   that   more   than   a   monetary  contribution,   this   wealth   tax   is   a   ‘symbolic   gesture’  ―   a   sign   of  ‘patriotism’   during   a   turbulent   economic   time   for   the   country.  However,   the   75%   wealth   tax   has   been   seen   as   an   exaggerated  request  by  many  high  net  worth  individuals  and  they  are  now  left  with  two  drastic  options:  decline  one’s  citizenship  of  the  country  or  pay  the  high  tax  rate.  deVere  Group  clients  however,  can  take  one  small  step  that  will  plunge  them  into  a  world  of  professional  guidance  so  that  they  can  pay  the  taxes  they  are  due  to  pay,  while  avoiding  the  unnecessary  charges  that  often  come  with  an  internationally  led  life.

by  David  Nicholls

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Winterising your pool?To  drain  or  not  to  drain,  that  is  the  question?Last  year’s  severe  winter   left   a  lot   of  devastation  in  its  wake,  not  least   to   swimming   pool   equipment,  with   many  people   suffering  burst   pipes,  split  pumps  and  other   water   related   damage  to  pool  equipment.    Good   business   for   us  pool   companies   :)   but   not   so  good  for  homeowners  especially  when  insurers  invariably  take  the  attitude  that  it  is  ‘negligence’  and  therefore  the  homeowner’s  fault,  EVEN   when   you   have   taken   reasonable   precautions   against   the  ravages  of  winter.

This  raises  the   issue  of  the  best  way  to  approach  winterizing  your  pool,  an  issue  which  divides  opinion,  sets  mothers  and  sons  at  odds  and  can  divide  even  the  most  loyal  of  friends.  For  this  reason  I  am  keen  to  make  the  disclaimer  that  the  opinions  raised  in  this  article  are  just  that!

For   those  of  you   new  to  pool   ownership   there  are  generally  two  schools  of  thought  when  it  comes  to  ‘shutting  down’  your  pool  for  the  winter.

The   traditional  method   is   to  drain  down   the  pool  by  several  feet,  drain   all   the  pipe  works  and  the  pump,  sand  filter  etc.  Chuck  in  a  load   of   ‘Hivernage’   (what’s   that?)   and   hope   for   the  best   before  opening  up  the  pool  six  months  later  to  deal  with  (normally)  frog  soup   and  then  apply  loads  of  ‘choc’  and   other   noxious  chemicals  just  in  time  for  the  kids  to  hop  in…

The   ‘modern’   approach   is   to   keep   the   pool   circulating   all   year  round,   albeit   on   a   much   reduced   timing,   keep   your   automatic  dosing   system  going   (which   any  modern   pool   should   have)   and  then  open   up   in   early  spring   to   a   clean,  clear   and   healthy  pool    ready  for  every  one  to  use…

You  can  probably  see  which  method  I  am  leaning  towards  and  you  may  be  thinking  that  I  have  a  hidden  agenda  but,  honestly,  I  do  not.  The   old   fashioned   method   is   far   more   profitable   for   pool  companies!

I  can  completely  understand  that   people  who  will   not   be  at  their  properties   during   the  winter,  often   for  many  long  months,  might  feel  anxious  about  leaving  the  system  running  but  most  pool  pipes  are   50mm   diameter   and   mostly   underground   so   freezing   like   a  domestic  15mm  pipe  would   be  almost   impossible   if  the  water   is  kept  moving  a  couple  of  times  a  day.    If  you  set  your  pool  timer  to  run   for   several   half   hour   periods  during   the  coldest   part   of   the  night  (say  between  3  and  3.30,  then  5  and  5.30)  you  should  never  experience  freezing  even  during  the  coldest  winters.

The  surface  of  the  pool  may  freeze  so  it  is  worthwhile  throwing  in  a  few  plastic  footballs  to  absorb  the  expansion  of  the  ice,  but  this  will  not  affect  circulation  so  long  as  the  water  level  is  kept  normal.

If  you  are  anxious  about  potential  power  cuts  and  you  have  nobody  local   who   can   pop   by   to   check  this   out,  or   if   you   simply  don’t  believe   the   above   and   decide   to   go   ahead   and   winterize   in   the  traditional  method,  then  make  sure  to  follow  these  rules:

• Run  the  pump  for  several  hours  and  dribble  in  20  litres  of   liquid  chlorine  before  switching  off  power  and  shutting  down.

• Drain  down  the  pool  using  the  bottom  drain  to  about  nine  inches  below  the  skimmer.

• Cover  the  pool.  Do  not  leave  the  summer  cover  on  underneath  the  winter  cover  as  this  will  shorten  its  lifespan.

• Drain   down   the  pump.  Most   pumps  have  a  bung  on  the   front  and  on  the  side,  although  some  models  only  have  one  bung  on  

the   front.   Dry   the   insides   of   the   pump   with   a   cloth   and,   if  possible,  remove  the   pump  and   store  in  a  dry  and   fairly  warm  area.   If   that   is   not   possible,   wrap   it   in   a   blanket   or   other  insulating  material.

• Drain  down  the  sand   filter  by  removing  the  bung  at  the  bottom  and  removing  the  glass  lid.  

• Undo  at  least  one  coupling  of  every  valve/tap  to  allow  the  last  of  the  water  to  dribble  out.  

• Put  some  blankets  or  other   insulating  material  on  top  of  all   the  pipework  and  the  sand  filter.

• If   you   have  a  pool   heater   disconnect   the  pipe  to  and  from  the  heater  and  if  there  is  a  drain  down  bung,  undo   it  (many  models  do  not  have  one).  Wrap   the  heater   in   some   insulating  material  and  put  a  secure  bache  over  it.

In  the  springtime  it  is  wise  to  open  your  pool  as  early  as  possible.  Dose   with   some   liquid   chlorine   and   backwash   frequently   to   get  your   pool   up  and   running  and   DON’T  chuck  tons  of  supermarket  products  that  you  don’t  really  know  anything  about  in  there.

And   please   don’t   be   tempted   to   leave   the   pool   until   one   week  before   you   (or   your   first   tenants!)   arrive  and   expect   some   pool  company  to  perform  miracles!

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Is French farmland going to be the new gold?The  UK  media  seems  to  be  obsessed  with  farmland  at  the  moment  and  as  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  has  no  shortage  at   all  of  this  asset  class  I  thought   that   readers   might   find   it   interesting   to   look   at   a   few  statistics.

Before  we  do  so  though   it’s  probably  worth   reminding  ourselves  that  of  the  6,000  km2  that  make  up  this  beautiful  department,  over  three  quarters  is  dedicated  to  arable  land.

The  soil   and  mild  climate  are  a  huge  attraction   to  farmers  and  we  have  many  clients  and  friends  who  say  that  farming  here  is  as  good  as   anywhere   else   in   the   country.   The   Deux-­‐Sèvres   is   a   rural  department  and  the  population   is  rightly  proud  of  the  produce  it  gives  to  the  rest  of  the  country.

2012  has  seen  the  price  of  UK  farmland  rise  yet  again  (0.4%  in  the  first   three   months)   and   the   well   respected   research   team   at  international   agents   Knight   Frank  have  just  announced   that   they  are  expecting  further  rises  throughout  the  year.    This  means  that  in  one   of   the   toughest   economic   times   for   centuries   farmers   are  having  to  pay  record  amounts  for  the  land  they  need.

The   average   value   of   agricultural   land   in   the   UK   is   currently   a  staggering   £6,073   an   acre   or   £15,182.50   per   hectare.     At   an  exchange   rate  of   1.24   euros   to   the   pound   that   equates   to   over  18,800€  per  hectare.

Compare   this   to   agricultural   land   prices   here   in   France.     SAFER  figures  show  that  untenanted  farmland  cost  an  average  of  €5,430  per  hectare   last   year   -­‐   that's  almost   one  third   of   the  price!     No  wonder  then  that  many  experts  are  tipping  the  price  of  farmland  in  France  to  rise  substantially  over  the  next  few  years.

Leggett  Immobilier  are  currently  marketing  over  100  working  farms  (of  all  types  and  with  or  without  farmhouses)  for  sale  across  France  and   have   seen   a   steady   and   growing   increase   in   interest   from  across  the  channel.    We  would  love  to  add  to  our  portfolio  within  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres.

I   saw   a   farmer   quoted   recently   as   saying   that   farmland   is   a  "safehaven"  and  that   "the  world's  population   is  growing  and  that  people  will  always  need  more  food".    Add  in  the  fact  that  it  is  also  tax   efficient  and  underpinned  by  EU  subsidies  and   it's  no  wonder  that  farmland  is  an  attractive  choice  for  investors  -­‐  I  simply  believe  that  it's  even  more  attractive  in  France.

The  price  of  English  farmland  has  rocketed  by  more  than  10,000%  in   the   last   60  years   and  France   certainly  gives   farmers  a  cheaper  (and  sunnier)  option.    It  wouldn’t  surprise  me  at  all   to  see  further  enquiries  of  this  type  come  into  the  Leggett’s  offices  and  if  you  are  thinking  of  buying  or  selling  farmland  in  the  Deux-­‐Sèvres  over   the  coming  year  then  we  would  love  to  hear  from  you.

As  Mark  Twain  so  memorably  said  “Buy  land,  they’re  not  making  it  anymore”!

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