the commander series part 2
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The ordeal of the hapless pilot by the crew continues! More info on this comic here: http://hypertransitory.com/blog/2011/10/17/hypertransitory-monday-comics-7-the-commander-series-pt-2/TRANSCRIPT
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T H E P I L O T : P A R T 2T H E P I L O T : P A R T 2by John Garre t tby John Garre t t
WAIT...DID YOU SAY TORTURE??
AWRIGHT, SO LET ME REEL
HIM IN HERE...
OK, COOL! I’LL TRACTOR HIM INTO HANGAR
BAY 16.
GOOD. I’LL GO GET MY TORTURE UTENSILS. I’LL
BE RIGHT BACK...
I’LL MEET YOU
DOWN THERE!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!
I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!
WAIT! WHAT SETTINGS ARE YOU USING?
YOU CAN’T DO IT THAT
WAY!
HEY, FUCK OFF! I HAVE VITALLY NEEDED
MEDICAL SUPPLIES!!!
here, just let me..!
NO! PISS OFF!
I HATE YOU!
WOULD YOU JUST MOVE OVER..!?
YOU SICKEN ME!!!
HELLO!?!!?
GET THE FUCK AWAY!!
I’M A CITIZEN OF THE EMPIRE OF RHAANE,
AND I DEMAND TO BE TREATED ACCORDING TO THE PROTOCOLS
OF THE TRADE LANES!!
NOW I’M EN ROUTE TO PLANET CHOR AND 20 BILLION CHORNIANS
NEED MY HELP!!
CHOR? WHERE THE FUCK
IS CHOR?
THE NEXT STAR SYSTEM OVER!
THANKS,CHUMP! WE’LLGO ROB PLANET
CHOR NEXT!
FOUND IT!LOCKING IN
COORDINATES!
IT’S THE FOURTH PLANET
OUT...
...THERE’S AN AGGRESSIVE VIRUS
THAT..!
AW, SHIT!
oh, no.
WHAT’S GOING ON
HERE?!
WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!YOU BASTARDS..!
SHIT, WE DON’T KNOW! HE’S SOME GUY FROM SOME-
WHERE!
HUH? BUT WE HAVEN’T
ROBBED HIM YET!
WHO, HIM? HE’S NOBODY!
WHO IS THAT?
I SAID SHOOT HIM.
SHOOT HIM.
LEEN..!
HE’S GOT MEDICAL SUPPLIES!
WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE A SHIT-TON
OF CASH!!
JUST LET ME TAKE A FEW
CASES!
NO!I WAS GOING TO TORTURE HIM!
IT’S BEEN SO LONG!
I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME WITH HIM! YOU CAN SHOOT HIM LATER!
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU??!?
SHOOT.
HIM.
NOW.
AWRIGHTIGUESSI’LLDOTHISEVENTHOUGHTHISISTOTALBULLSHITNEVERMAKEANYFUCKINGMONEYAROUNDHEREDON’TKNOWWHYISTICKAROUNDFORTHISCRAP...
WAIT!YOU DON’T HAVE TO
DO THIS!
FOR THE LOVE OF GHREEGI, I’M A LIVING,
SENTIENT BEING!
PEOPLE ARE COUNTING
ON ME!!
DON’T DO THIS!!!
PLEASE..!!!
DON’T!!!DON’T!!!
SORRY, MATE.
KLAK!KLAK!
TO BE CONCLUDED!
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