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Commander Series Commander Series THE © THE PILOT: PART 2 THE PILOT: PART 2 by John Garrett by John Garrett WAIT... DID YOU SAY TORTURE??

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The ordeal of the hapless pilot by the crew continues! More info on this comic here: http://hypertransitory.com/blog/2011/10/17/hypertransitory-monday-comics-7-the-commander-series-pt-2/

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Page 1: The Commander Series Part 2

Commander SeriesCommander SeriesTHE ©

T H E P I L O T : P A R T 2T H E P I L O T : P A R T 2by John Garre t tby John Garre t t

WAIT...DID YOU SAY TORTURE??

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AWRIGHT, SO LET ME REEL

HIM IN HERE...

OK, COOL! I’LL TRACTOR HIM INTO HANGAR

BAY 16.

GOOD. I’LL GO GET MY TORTURE UTENSILS. I’LL

BE RIGHT BACK...

I’LL MEET YOU

DOWN THERE!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!

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I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!

WAIT! WHAT SETTINGS ARE YOU USING?

YOU CAN’T DO IT THAT

WAY!

HEY, FUCK OFF! I HAVE VITALLY NEEDED

MEDICAL SUPPLIES!!!

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here, just let me..!

NO! PISS OFF!

I HATE YOU!

WOULD YOU JUST MOVE OVER..!?

YOU SICKEN ME!!!

HELLO!?!!?

GET THE FUCK AWAY!!

Page 5: The Commander Series Part 2

I’M A CITIZEN OF THE EMPIRE OF RHAANE,

AND I DEMAND TO BE TREATED ACCORDING TO THE PROTOCOLS

OF THE TRADE LANES!!

NOW I’M EN ROUTE TO PLANET CHOR AND 20 BILLION CHORNIANS

NEED MY HELP!!

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CHOR? WHERE THE FUCK

IS CHOR?

THE NEXT STAR SYSTEM OVER!

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THANKS,CHUMP! WE’LLGO ROB PLANET

CHOR NEXT!

FOUND IT!LOCKING IN

COORDINATES!

IT’S THE FOURTH PLANET

OUT...

...THERE’S AN AGGRESSIVE VIRUS

THAT..!

Page 8: The Commander Series Part 2

AW, SHIT!

oh, no.

WHAT’S GOING ON

HERE?!

WHAT?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!YOU BASTARDS..!

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SHIT, WE DON’T KNOW! HE’S SOME GUY FROM SOME-

WHERE!

HUH? BUT WE HAVEN’T

ROBBED HIM YET!

WHO, HIM? HE’S NOBODY!

WHO IS THAT?

I SAID SHOOT HIM.

SHOOT HIM.

LEEN..!

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HE’S GOT MEDICAL SUPPLIES!

WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE A SHIT-TON

OF CASH!!

JUST LET ME TAKE A FEW

CASES!

NO!I WAS GOING TO TORTURE HIM!

IT’S BEEN SO LONG!

I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME WITH HIM! YOU CAN SHOOT HIM LATER!

WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU??!?

Page 11: The Commander Series Part 2

SHOOT.

HIM.

NOW.

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AWRIGHTIGUESSI’LLDOTHISEVENTHOUGHTHISISTOTALBULLSHITNEVERMAKEANYFUCKINGMONEYAROUNDHEREDON’TKNOWWHYISTICKAROUNDFORTHISCRAP...

WAIT!YOU DON’T HAVE TO

DO THIS!

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FOR THE LOVE OF GHREEGI, I’M A LIVING,

SENTIENT BEING!

PEOPLE ARE COUNTING

ON ME!!

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DON’T DO THIS!!!

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PLEASE..!!!

DON’T!!!DON’T!!!

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SORRY, MATE.

KLAK!KLAK!

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TO BE CONCLUDED!

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