some wise principles from little buddha which it would be wise to respect and follow to the letter

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Some wise principles from Little Buddha which it would be wise to respect and follow to the letter

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Some wise principles from Little Buddha

which it would be wise to respect

and follow to the letter

Children in the front seat of a car

can cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat of a car

can cause children.

If you cannot lend a hand, then be a

nuisance! Either way, the most important

thing is to take part!

If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s

heart is the stomach, know that you are aiming

a little too high!

If you can laugh when everything is going horribly wrong, that means that you have found somebody to

blame!

Women are like swimming pools: they cost a great deal of money to

maintain, considering the time that you

spend inside!

Never drink while driving. You could spill

your beer!

Some bosses are like clouds: the minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets

brighter!

To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is

strategic.

Men wouldn’t lie as much to the women in their life, if the women in their life didn’t ask so many

questions!

Women marry because they believe that he will

change one day. Men marry because they believe that she will

never change. Both are mistaken!

Your future depends on your

dreams. Don’t waste any time, go to bed NOW!

HAVE A NICE DAY !