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LUCKY DAY

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CHARACTERS

ANDY

BOB

KATE

PYTHONESS PEPPY

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LUCKY DAY

3

Scene 1 (At home. A telephone rings.)

BoB: My phone!!

Andy: No! Stay away from it. Don’t touch it. It’s my phone.

BoB: It’s not yours.

Andy: Are you deaf? It’s my ringtone.

BoB: I have that ringtone too.

Andy: Why did you choose the same ringtone?

BoB: I told you I wanted this one for my phone.

Andy: But…

(The phone stops ringing.)

Andy: Oh! We missed the call.

BoB: Let me check who was calling.

Andy: Yeah! Do it!

BoB: You see? It was my phone. There are four leaf clovers on the back.

Andy: Ok. Who was it?

BoB: No way!!

Andy: What’s going on?

BoB: My goodness!! I am so lucky!!

Andy: Why?

BoB: This is my lucky day!!

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Andy: Tell me why!

BoB: It was Kate!

Andy: Why is she calling you?

BoB: That is what I am wondering…

Andy: Ooooh!!! The sexiest girl ever…

BoB: Maybe she loves me…

Andy: Ha ha ha!! You fool!!

(The phone rings again.)

BoB: There she is again.

Andy: Pick up the phone!

BoB: Wait... I have to wait two tones before... For luck... Hello…

(The tone is still ringing.)

BoB: But…,

Andy: It’s my phone!!!

BoB: But… Who’s calling you now?

Andy: The sexiest girl ever!! She is so good-looking!

BoB: This call is for me.

Andy: You’re talking nonsense. It’s for me!!

BoB: What bad luck. What an unlucky day!!

(ANDY answers the phone.)

Andy: Hello…

(ANDY faints.)

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BoB: What is she saying?

Andy: Nothing. She’s only said her name but…

BoB: Ha ha ha ha!!!

Andy: What a voice!!

BoB: Let me hear what she’s saying.

Andy: Ok. I’ll put it on loudspeaker.

KAte: Andy!! Are you there? It’s me, Kate!!

Andy: Oh!! What a voice!!

KAte: Andy?

Andy: Yes, I’m here.

KAte: Is your brother there?

BoB: Yes!

Andy: No!

KAte: Yes or no?

Andy: Yes, he is.

KAte: Ok. I called him before but I couldn’t get through. Tell him.

Andy: Hum!

KAte: Are you at home?

Andy: Yes, I am.

KAte: I’m not far away. I will drop round to talk to you about something.

Andy: But…

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KAte: Bye!!

BoB: Is she coming here?

Andy: Didn’t you hear that?

BoB: I need to wear something green, just for luck! (He picks up a blanket.) That will help.

(The bell rings.) (KATE arrives.)

Andy: Oh! Hello! We live in the same neighbourhood.

KAte: Yes. But your house seems smaller.

Andy: Do you think so? (They are flirting.)

KAte: Oh yes! (She notices that Bob is in the room) Oh... Bob... Why are you dressed like that?

BoB: ...

KAte: It’s only four o’clock in the afternoon.

Andy: What did you want, Kate?

KAte: I guess you don’t know that I am having a party tonight. You can come if you like!!

Andy: Thank you!

KAte: Okay, I‘ll see you at 9.30. Be on time!

(BOB sighs.)

Andy: Wait!! Could my brother come with me?

KAte: Is that necessary?

(BOB sighs louder.)

Andy: Please. Let him come to your party.

KAte: He is a jinx.

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BoB: I promise I won’t move!

KAte: Ok. Only if you stick to my rules. First: don’t touch anything.

BoB: Ok

KAte: Second: don’t touch anyone.

BoB: Don’t worry.

KAte: Third: don’t talk about horoscopes all the time with my guests.

BoB: But,whatifIfindaLeo?Theyaremysoulsisters…Ok...Ipromise!

KAte: I hope I don’t regret that. See you there guys!

(She leaves.)

BoB: Ah! I’m going to HER party!! I can’t believe it.

Andy: Thanks to me!!

BoB: I know! This is going to be my lucky day!!

Andy: Sure!! BoB: The horoscopes!! I need to check them!!

Andy: Stop reading that. It won’t help you.

BoB: No!! Look. Sagittarius: Today will be your unlucky day.

Andy: That’s incredible.

BoB: Nooooooooooooo!!!

Andy: What happen now?

BoB: Look at the calendar!! Friday 13th!! Noooooooo!!!

Andy: Ha ha ha!! What a coincidence!

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BoB: What should I do? Look! Pythoness Peppy is in town.

Andy: Poppy’s peaceniks?

BoB: Pythoness Peppy!!

Andy: What is that?

BoB: She is doing a show!! Beyond the life!

Andy: You are a weirdo.

BoB: Change your luck with Pythoness Peppy! I need to go!

Andy: I’m not going.

BoB: Do it for me. The show starts in an hour.

Andy: But… OK!

BoB: Come on!! Hurry up!!

Andy: Wait! It’s raining. We need an umbrella. (He opens it)

BoB: Aaaahhh! Close it!

Andy: I’m sorry.

Scene 2(A show.)

Off: Ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the Pythoness Peppy show. She will choose one of you and make sure you have a very Lucky day… So, get ready! A big round of applause for… Pythoness Peppy!!

Pythoness: Hello!! I am the glorious Pythoness Peppy and I want to see you moving your arms singing my song.

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It doesn’t matter if you are Leo. All you have to do is to play It doesn’t matter if you are Virgo It’s gonna be your lucky day.

Okay! Who wants a really lucky day? You? Or maybe you? Let me see your faces…. Ok… I’ll choose someone to come up here on stage... And remember! All sponsored by… Lucky dust!

(The guys enter the theatre.)

Andy: Can you see anything?

BoB: Aaaahhhh!!

Pythoness: What’s going on?

BoB: That hurts!!

Andy: Watch your step!

BoB: Can someone turn on the lights please?

Andy: Don’t shout! The show has just begun.

Pythoness: Quiet over there!

BoB: Aaaaahhh!!! Look! It’s Pythoness Peppy!

Andy: Is she Picnic Puppy? The famous one?

BoB: Pythoness Peppy!

Pythoness: Yes I am.

BoB: Oh! Look at her. She is so close to me.

Andy: Shut up! You are disturbing the audience.

Pythoness: Oh! That’s enough! Who are you guys?

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(Silence.)

Pythoness: Are you deaf?

Andy: She is talking to you, isn’t she?

BoB: To me?

Pythoness: Yes!! To you… You’ll be a lucky boy today.

BoB: Me?

Pythoness: Yes, you!! Can you come over here, please?

BoB: Me?

Pythoness: Yes, my dear.

BoB: Do you want me to come up on stage?

Pythoness: Yes!! Come here immediately. We haven’t got all night.

Andy: Come on! It’s what you wanted.

BoB: What a shame!

Andy: Come on!

Pythoness: Come on!!

BoB: Aaahhh! A girl in yellow!! It’s bad luck!

Andy: Where?

BoB: I don’t want to go past her.

Andy: Come on!!

Pythoness: Ladies and gentlemen… Please, give a warm welcome to… What is your name?

Andy: Andy.

BoB: Bob.

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Pythoness: Andy and Bob!! Are you ready to sing the song with me?

BoB: Yes we are!

Andy: Shut up and sing. It’s easy.

Pythoness: Put the music on!

LUCKY DAY

It doesn’t matter if you’re a Leo,You just need to feel this game.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a Virgo,Today is going to be your lucky day.

Today is your lucky day.You can get away,

It is your lucky day, day, day, day.

It doesn’t matter if you’re Leo,You just need to feel this game.It doesn’t matter if you’re Virgo,

Today is going to be your lucky day.

Today is your lucky day.You can get away,

It is your lucky day, day, day, day.

Today is your lucky day.You can get away,

It is your lucky day, day, day, day.

Pythoness: Wow, they were good. A big round of applause for them.

BoB: Hey! We’re famous!

Pythoness: Well guys! Why are you here?

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BoB: I am a jinx.

Andy: No, he is not a jinx.

Pythoness: Why do you think that?

BoB: I am so unlucky.

Pythoness: Yes, I can see you have bad luck.

BoB: You see?

Andy: Bah!

BoB: And my horoscope says that today is going to be the worst day ever.

Pythoness: I agree.

Andy: Stop talking nonsense!

BoB: It’s not nonsense!

Andy: Excuse me, Pathless Pippy!

Pythoness: Pythoness Peppy!

Andy: I am so sorry. You’re right Piz… Tor...

Pythoness: Pythoness Peppy!!

Andy: Itisaverydifficultname.

Pythoness: Silence!! I need to check my crystal ball… “Whati Moksi Plim”

Andy: What is she saying? Is she mad?

BoB: Shhhhh!!! She is casting her spell.

Andy: Is that Spanish? Greek? Arabic?

BoB: No! It is just a magical language.

Andy: Ha ha ha! I can’t believe this.

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Pythoness: Shut up! I can’t concentrate.

BoB: Sorry madam!

Pythoness: “Tammy Gozhi Teiass”.

Andy: She is talking about your ass.

BoB: Ha ha ha…

Pythoness: Why are you laughing?

BoB: I am not laughing, are you?

Andy: No, me neither…

Pythoness: Yes, you are laughing.

BoB: But we will stop right now, Pythoness Peppy!

Andy: Yes, sure…. Piozzi’s Hippo!

BoB: Ha ha ha ha!

Pythoness: Be quiet!! I’ll try to sort out your bad luck. Stay away! Can you turn off the lights, please?

BoB: Me?

Pythoness: The technician!!!

BoB: Okay, okay.

Pythoness: I can see that you want…

BoB: To go to a party, right?

Pythoness: Yes!! You want to go to a party!

BoB: Oh! She is so clever!

Andy: You have just told her that!

BoB: Unbeliever!

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Pythoness: Silence!

BoB: Yes Pythoness Peppy! I want to go to a party, but I feel so unlucky today. I can smell the disaster.

Pythoness: And you want some luck for the party, don’t you?

BoB: Please!

Pythoness: Okay. Let me check.

BoB: I am so nervous!

Andy: Can she see something in her crystal ball?

BoB: Yes!!

Andy: What?

Pythoness: A terrible disaster!

BoB: No!

Pythoness: You’ll be really unlucky tonight.

BoB: Oh! Why me?

Pythoness: But I have a solution.

BoB: Please, let me now.

Andy: Oh! Now what?

Pythoness: Get rid of your bad luck with the magical lucky dust!!

Andy: What?

Pythoness: I’ll explain all about it

BoB: Wow!

Andy: I think this is a con. Can’t you see what is happening?

BoB: She is going to hear you.

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Pythoness: So, what do you think about it, guys?

BoB: We think it’s amazing.

Pythoness: Yes, indeed...

Andy: I disagree… Sorry but we have to go. Bye, Pippy… Langstrum!!

BoB: Wait! I want the lucky dust!

Andy: How much is it?

Pythoness: It’s not expensive. Only 300 pounds.

Andy: Aaaah! We can’t afford that!

BoB: Yes we can. I brought all my savings with me.

Pythoness: How much money have you got?

BoB: Only 275 pounds.

Pythoness: Deal!

Andy: But…

Pythoness: Dearaudience!Theshowhasfinished.Thankyouverymuchforyourattention.Bye.

Scene 3(Party’s way.)

Andy: Why did you pay that?

BoB: Well… wasn’t it cheap?

Andy: You spent all your savings.

BoB: But, now it’s going to be my lucky day. I can feel it. I’m going to be so lucky!

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So Lucky

The party never, never stops,My life is on the top,

You know I love to rock,So lucky, lucky.

The cream of the crop,The fun will never stop,You know I love to rock,

So lucky, lucky.

I will be a lucky man,Flashes on stage ‘couse here I am.

I will be a lucky man,Such a lucky man, such a lucky man.

Sunglasses on the beach.I walk with this ease,I’m going to be rich,

So lucky, lucky.

You know here I come,The fun will never stop,You know I love to rock.

I will be a lucky man,Flashes on stage ‘couse here I am.

I will be a lucky man,Such a lucky man, such a lucky man.

Andy: You are wrong. BoB: Now I have my lucky dust.

Andy: You have wasting all that money on something useless.

BoB: You are a sceptic.

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Andy: Oh! It’s almost 9 o’clock. We are late for the party!

BoB: Hurry up!

Andy: Stay over! You’re gonna get your dust all over me.

BoB: Don’t be angry. More dust will make you happier.

Andy: Leave me alone!

BoB: Ok!

Andy: Huff!

Scene 4(KATE’s terrace)

KAte: Andy! What are you doing here? Aren’t you enjoying my party?

Andy: I love your party! But there are too many people. I needed some fresh air.

KAte: I see…

Andy: What a view from your terrace!

KAte: Yes! Look! There is Big Ben!

Andy: You’re so lucky!

KAte: I feel lucky. What about you?

Andy: Err... Yes… And I feel so comfortable with you.

KAte: Me too

(They are going to kiss. BOB arrives.)

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BoB: Andy! Why don’t we…? Aaagh!

(BOB hides.)

Andy: What was that?

KAte: Maybe it was a pigeon or a cat; the roofs are full of them.

BoB: Urrrrrr…. Meow!!

KAte: Can you see anything?

Andy: Where were we?

KAte: I think we were about here...

(They are going to kiss again.)

BoB: Oh no!!

Andy: I heard something again.

KAte: There is no one there.

Andy: Okay. Let’s not lose the moment.

(They try to kiss for the third time.)

BoB: Cough!

Andy: That’s enough! I know who’s there!

KAte: Who?

Andy: Who else can it be? Bob! Come out right now!

KAte: How do you know it’s him?

Andy: I just know! Bob! I’m going to count to three. One… Two… Three!!

BoB: Oh hi guys! What are you doing here?

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KAte: Oh, Bob!

BoB: I was just tired and I was … just…having a sleep over there!

KAte: What is that you are holding?

BoB: Are you kidding me? This is lucky dust!

KAte: What’s that for?

BoB: Well I’ll explain… It is for… Bla bla bla…

Andy: I can’t stand this again.

BoB: Bla bla bla…

Andy: Ok! Run!

KAte: Oh no! The door’s locked!

Andy: What?

KAte: How can it be locked?

BoB: Oh no!

Andy: Let’s try to open it!

KAte: Yes! What do you think we can do?

BoB: Hey! I’ll put my lucky dust in the lock. Lucky dust for a lucky day!!

(He throws the lucky dust to the lock.)

KAte: Now it is even stiffer!

Andy: Weneedtofindasolution!

KAte: Oh! I left my phone inside.

Andy: Me too.

BoB: I have got my mobile here.

Andy: What?

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KAte: Let me call someone at the party.

BoB: Here you go.

KAte: I’ll call Mary!

Andy: Good idea! She is good at rescues!

KAte: Oh! She’s not answering!

Andy: Peter!! Call him!

KAte: That’s right! Oh! Damn… His phone is engaged!

BoB: Oh no! What a day!

Andy: Vanessa! Call her!

KAte: Ok! Good! Her phone is not engaged!!... What’s that noise? Oh no!!!

BoB: What’s wrong now?

KAte: The battery is low…

Andy: How much time do we have left?

KAte: Three minutes!

Andy: Enough!

BoB: I have to do something.

KAte: Answer the phone you idiot! Vanessa … No, I didn’t call you idiot…. Vanessa?? Oh, she can’t hear me… There’s no sign… Vanessa! Vanessa! Oh damn it!

BoB: Lucky dust for a lucky day!

(She is annoyed and she throws the phone off the terrace.)

KAte: Aaaaah!!!

Andy: Bob!! What did you do you fool?

KAte: I’ll kill you!!

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BoB: Kate… I didn’t mean to do it! It was my phone.

Andy: Calm down Kate!

(Two hours later.)

Andy: I am starving.

KAte: I need a wee.

Andy: Wemustfindawayoutofhere.

BoB: We’re going to freeze to death!

KAte: Oh Look!!! There is an open window over there!

Andy: So?

KAte: You can jump through the window and come back to get us.

BoB: Yes, you can.

Andy: Do you think it will be safe?

KAte: Don’t be afraid. I have the lucky dust with me… Lucky dust for a lucky day!!

Andy: Oh Lord!! What did I do to deserve this?

BoB: Come on…

KAte: Jump! Andy: I can’t…

BoB: I think he is afraid of heights.

KAte: You have to be brave! Do it for me!

BoB: Close your eyes!! Lucky dust for a lucky day!!!

Andy: Arrgghh!!! (Cries.)

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KAte: It’s okay, dear! Calm down! I didn’t know... .Andy: I am so sorry I can’t save you.

BoB: Come on Kate!! You will do it really well!

KAte: Excuse me? I am the girl. I am supposed to be saved by the boys.

BoB: Ok! I’ll do it for you!

KAte: Thank you. What a gentleman.

BoB: You’re welcome.

Andy: That is my brother!!

BoB: Oh! It’s so high!

Andy: Don’t look down! Just up!

KAte: You have to look where you’re going to jump!

Andy: Bob, be careful!

KAte: You’re making him nervous!

BoB: Shut up! Oh! It’s such a long way!

Andy: Give me the lucky dust! It’s going to make you fall!

KAte: What a freak!

BoB: Andy, Kate. Could you please hold my hands?

Andy: What for?

BoB: I need to sprinkle the lucky dust over me.

KAte: He’s lost his mind

Andy: Are you kidding?

KAte: Let’s do it! Give me your hand Bob!

Andy: The right one! No, this is your left hand.

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BoB: I’ll jump and I’ll be a hero. Today is going to be my lucky daaaay… (He falls.)

Andy: Oh No! My brother! Boooooob!!

KAte: Is he moving?

Andy: Yes, he is alive…. Boooob!

BoB: (Moans.)

KAte: He’s alive! You’ve been so lucky!

(Siren.)

Andy: Oh no!! We’re in trouble!

Scene 5(At the hospital.)

Andy: Do you feel better now?

BoB: Ow! It still hurts a bit, but I am getting better. Be careful!

Andy: Well, The lucky dust was a con.

BoB: And Pythoness Peppy was a fake…

Andy: We should call the police.

BoB: How could I be so stupid? Andy: Don’t think about that.

BoB: I don’t want you to think I am an idiot. Andy: I don’t think that. Well, yes, you are a bit of a fool. (Laughs.)

BoB: I was a bit superstitious.

Andy: Did you say “was”? Did you say “a bit”?

BoB: It’s now that I feel really lucky.

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Andy: Why?

BoB: I’m really lucky to have you for a brother.

Andy: Oh! Thank you!

BoB: And look. This is real luck! (He shows a paper.)

Andy: What is that?

BoB: The nurse’s phone number. She gave it to me. Woohoo!! I’m in love. I won’t be superstitious anymore.

(PYTHONESS Peppy arrives.)

Andy: Patchy Pispis!

BoB: Pythoness Peppy!

Andy: Hello!!

Pythoness: Hi guys! Why are you looking me like that?

BoB: If you had your crystal ball here, you would see that you have to… run!!

Pythoness: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

The end

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