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This is my totally awesome story about a screen bean named George Harvey!

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Stories by Scott Leach

By Scottish Productions

Starring George Harvey

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Index of Stories

The Man on the Lock

The Twilight Zone

The Round Faced Villain

The Revenge of the Rabid Sheep

The Man on the Lock Returns

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The Man on the Lock

Written and illustrated by Scott Leach

A Scottish Production

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One day I was running…..

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I stopped and saw a person sitting on a lock. He said……

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Find the Key to unlock this lock.

Bring it back.

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I looked around until I figured it out. I set off to get the Key……

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First I played chess.

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After the game of chess, a coin came out of a machine in the corner of the chessboard…

Sleuth

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Sleuth was on the other side of the mountain. I would have to do many challenges to get through the mountains.

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The first challenge I had to do was I had to fill out lots and lots of forms and applications.

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Then I had to file all the forms and applications.

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After I filed them, a rock said, …

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Here is a coin for you. Look at it

carefully.

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I looked at the front of the coin…

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Climb high or lowFast or slow

Until you findThis place you’ll

know

Then I turned it over…

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I thought.

What does that

mean??!?

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I saw something in the distance. It sparkled. I started running.

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I looked and saw a man with a telescope. I asked him if I could have one.

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He said…

Sure.

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So I looked through my new telescope.

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I saw an arrow coming toward me. I jumped aside and there was an explosion.

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I ran with my eyes closed. I ran into a target. I decided to play archer. I got one in the center.

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A man gave me a blue ribbon and a box. It was heavy.

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I looked franticly through the box, hoping I would get a prize.

There was only a few gears and papers in the box. No prize!

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I got mad and jumped on the box. As I did it exploded.

BANG

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All that was left was… a card.

You are almost toThe Key.

All you need to do Is climb the Mountain.

The Key is on theTop.

Beware.

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So I started climbing the mountain.

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I kept climbing.

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And climbing.

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Until I made it to the top.

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I held up The Key.

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I slid down the mountain.

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I ran toward the man on the lock.

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I got to the man on the lock. I said, “Should I unlock you now?”

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YesDo it now!!

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Ha! Ha!I can now

create chaos throughout the

world!!Ha! Ha!

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Will I survive? Wait for the next story entitled ‘The Twilight Zone’

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The Twilight Zone

Sequel to ‘The Man on the Lock’

By Scott Leach

A Scottish Production

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I was barbecuing steak…

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When I burned myself…

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I said…

That does NOT usually happen ever!!

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Oh My Gosh! It was Chaos Guy!!

Chaos Guy

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!I have begun to

create chaos in the world!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha!

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These are my minions. They make clones of

themselves.

Clone Machine

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Clone Machine

The only way to stop my clone machine is to insert

¥1520

¥ is Yen

Coin Slot

Coin Slot

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So that’s how it began. A long adventure of earning money in the Twilight Zone.

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I had a lot of stuff I could sell, So I had a garage sale.

¥ 0000

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The garage sale was a success. I made ¥263.

¥ 0263

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

Sold

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Next I went to Microsoft and tried to get a job there but they rejected me. This is what I showed them as a preview of my performance. They gave me ¥3 so I would leave.

¥ 0266

¥ ¥ ¥

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¥ 0266

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I was on my was to Blue Fang Inc. to see if they would give me a job.

¥ 0266

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And guess what?? They did! My first assignment was to go collect samples of sand from the Hedonic Desert.

¥ 0266

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I had just started across the desert when a bag of money fell on my head and knocked me out.

¥ 0266

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I woke up in the hospital.

¥ 0266

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I said, “Thank you! You saved my bag of money!”

¥ 0266

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When I got out of the hospital, I opened the bag of money and counted it. There was ¥401 inside. Boy this is my lucky day!!

¥ 0667

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The next day I did accounting.

¥ 0667

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Here are my accounting results:

0

100

200

300

400

500

600

700

1st 2nd 3rd 4th

Yen

¥ 0667

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I was surfing on the Internet when I found out that I had inherited ¥515 from my rich uncle.

¥ 1183

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Suddenly my bank account had ¥1520 in it!!

¥ 1520

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Clone Machine

DO you have

¥1520?

¥ is Yen

Coin Slot

Coin Slot

¥ 1520

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Yes I do have all the money in my backpack!!

¥ 1520

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Let’s 3D it!!

Clone Machine Clone Machine

Before After

¥ 1520

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I inserted all the coins and the screen looked like this:

¥1519

¥ 0001

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I looked around and there it was. The last coin!!!!!!!!!!!

¥¥ 0001

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I added the coin and the screen changed.

¥1520

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I waited three seconds for something to happen then…

BANG

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The villain is dead!! Celebrate!!

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Who says I’m dead?!

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What will happen to the villain? Wait for the next story entitled, ‘The round faced villain’Screenplay Scott Leach

A Scottish Production

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The Round Faced Villain

A Scottish Production

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One day I was thinking…

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…when a letter fell on my head.

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I read the letter through quickly.It was from Chaos Guy’s son Chaos Boy. The letter said…

GIVE ME THE PLASRIC COIN!!!

CB

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I thought about the Plasric Coin.

PLASRIC

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Suddenly I got an idea. I would protect the coin myself.

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The Coin was in a cave in Dominion on the other side of Herington Lake.

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I set off with all of the supplies I had from the previous journeys.

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As I was walking down the road, I saw a glittering thing in the dirt.

It looked like a piece of gold.

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I ran back to the museum and looked at it under a magnifying glass.

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Now it looked like a piece of the Plasric Coin! I knew I was on the right track now!!!!

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I bought a motorcycle and rode down the road. I ran over a bump and flew off the motorcycle and over Herington Lake and landed in Dominion.

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I took out my telescope and looked for the cave with the Plasric Coin in it.

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I saw a tiny hole in the mountainside.

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I had landed on the wrong side of the lake!! I looked around and saw a little boat. I hopped in and started to row myself across.

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I had been at it for about an hour but the land hadn’t gotten any closer. And another weird thing was there were waves on the lake. And the boat was leaking. Great.

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Then it hit me. I was in the middle of the ocean in a leaking rowboat rowing towards nothing.

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At least I brought my SCUBA gear…

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I swam back to mainland and found some guy and asked him if I could have a map. He said…

Okay!

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I now found I was by the Kacific Ocean.

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I looked on the map and found an airport. Then I took ¥16 out of my pocket and gave it to the man.(He had a taxi.)

Kacific Ocean Airport Taxi

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When we got to the airport, I hopped on Flight 101 and set off for New York City. I took this picture while I was on the plane.

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When I got to New York City, I was transferred to another flight.A flight to Dominion!!

My Plane

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Now that I landed in Dominion I could look across the lake and see the real cave. I looked down and saw the real rowboat.

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I got to the other side and went to the cave and found the Plasric Coin and held it up.

PLASRIC

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I went to the airport and got on Flight 102 and flew back to New York City.

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I made a copy of the coin and wrote instructions on the back.

PLASRIC Jump into Lava Lagoon!!

Front Back

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Then I mailed the copy to Chaos Boy.

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He jumped into Lava Lagoon!

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He died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X X

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Celebrate!!

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What will happen now that the villain is dead? See in the next story!

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The Revenge of the Rabid Sheep

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One day, I was walking when a shadow went by.

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I thought nothing of it.

Nothing of it!Nothing of it!Nothing of it!Nothing of it!Nothing of it!

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But when I went strolling again it came again.

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That’s when I started freaking out. Just then I heard a baaaaaa.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Then I saw a sheep come out of the woods. It was very far away but I could see it with my telescope.

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Oh No!!!!!!!! It was the Rabid Sheep! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!

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When I got back to the city, I took a taxi to the library.

Boston City Taxi

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I looked through as many books as I could on Rabid Sheep.

The R

evenge of the Rabid Sheep

History of th

e Rab

id S

heep

Book

of Rab

id S

heep

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On book struck my interest. It was “History of the Rabid Sheep”.

Book

of Rab

id S

heep

History of th

e Rab

id S

heep

The R

evenge of the Rabid Sheep

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I opened it and a scroll, a dollar bill, and a chunk of banana bread fell out.

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I read the scroll…

DO NOT CHOP OFF THE RABIDSHEEP’S HEAD!!!

It will grow 3 new heads in theto replace its lost head.

It also grows a brain in each headso it will be three times as smart!!

HEED MY WARNING.DO NOT CUT OFF ITS HEAD!!!!!

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I thought.

The banana bread must do something. Even though it didn’t

talk about it on the scroll it must mean

something.

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I took the banana bread and took a bite out of it.

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Suddenly I turned into a bird.

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I flew over the land and picked up the Rabid Sheep in my talons.

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I was about to drop him in the river when he bit me.

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I turned into a wolf.

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I ran by the Rabid Sheep and he bit me again. I turned into a goldfish.

Me

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I swam around in a river.

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A guy took me out of the water and put me in an aquarium.

Me

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I met a fish named Memo. He told me that I was in Australia.

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I jump out of the aquarium. The lid was open. I swam out to sea.

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I swam up the Columbia River and jumped out of the water and the Rabid Sheep bit me again.

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I turned back into a person. But my clothes weren’t right.

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I looked under a rock and found a piece of dynamite.

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I lit it and threw it at the Rabid Sheep. (there was a match under the rock too.)

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BOOM

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The stupid sheep is dead. Yay!

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Catch the next story! “The Man on the Lock Returns is a smashing hit!” – The New York Times

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The Man on the Lock Returns

Copyright © 2006 Scottish Productions