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The too-handsome announcer with his too-suave voice slipped deftly into focus, saying dulcetly, ‘This is WZQZ, bringing you Rod Shipkey with the compliments of Tootsie-Tonic, that gentle—’ The screen went dead. ... ‘I bought one of those gadgets yesterday that automatically turns off the radio when the commercials begin,’ she explained. Ten minutes earlier he had been snoring in his apartment at the Cowles Modular Community, with the alarm buzzing in his ears. The third time it went off, it would refuse to shut up until his 190 pounds were lifted from the sensor in the mattress. The first-ever snoozeable alarm clock went on sale in 1959. t h e f i r s t a d - b l o c k e r s o f t w a r e ( 1 9 3 8 ) Science fiction authors have long wrestled with procrastination. Don’t you see? It’s these persons from Porlock who have made it impossible for me to complete my work... These persons from Porlock—I wonder how many thousands of years of advancement they have cost the world! SF writers embraced Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s image of the ‘Person from Porlock’, the most famous interruption in literature. In Raymond F. Jones’ classic short story, published in Astounding Science Fiction (1947), the Person became a malevolent extraterrestrial conspiracy: Fortunately, they have also come up with some equally astounding solutions. —Arthur K. Barnes, ‘Satellite Five’, Thrilling Wonder Stories —Larry Niven, Dream Park This terrifying device—complete with oxygen supply—is the creation of the little-remembered Hugo Gernsback. The ‘father of science fiction’ for whom the prestigious Hugo Award is named, Gernsback earlier had an illustrious career as a magazine publisher and inventor. t h e i s o l a t o r ( 1 9 2 5 ) Sci-fi writers appear curiously attached to their beds (or pods). Food can be replaced by a pill—but not sleep. They simply prefer to use it more effectively, whether for accelerated learning (Brave New World, 1932), space travel (2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968) or pursuing immortality. An exception is Nancy Kress’s Beggars trilogy (1991-9), in which genetic modification has created an elite with no need to sleep—and therefore 1/3 more productive time. How should they interact with their inferior—and envious—‘beggar’ peers? a n e n d t o s l e e p ? a n t i - s n o o z e a l a r m ( 1 9 8 1 ) and

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The too-handsome announcer with his

too-suave voice slipped deftly into focus, saying dulcetly, ‘This is

WZQZ, bringing you Rod Shipkey with the compliments of Tootsie-Tonic, that

gentle—’ The screen went dead.... ‘I bought one of those gadgets yesterday that automatically turns off the radio when

the commercials begin,’ she explained.

Ten minutes earlier he

had been snoring in his apartment at the Cowles

Modular Community, with the alarm buzzing in his ears. The third time it went off, it would refuse to shut up until his 190 pounds were

lifted from the sensor in the mattress.

The first-ever snoozeable alarm clock went on sale

in 1959.

the f

irst

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locker software (1938)

Science fiction authors have long wrestled with procrastination.

Don’t you see? It’s these persons from Porlock who have made it impossible for me to complete my work... These persons from Porlock—I wonder how many thousands of years of advancement they have cost the world!

SF writers embraced Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s image of the ‘Person from Porlock’, the most famous interruption in literature. In Raymond F. Jones’ classic short story, published in Astounding Science Fiction (1947), the Person became a malevolent extraterrestrial conspiracy:

Fortunately, they have also come up with some equally astounding solutions.

—Arthur K. Barnes, ‘Satellite Five’, Thrilling

Wonder Stories

—Larry Niven, Dream Park

This terrifying device—complete with

oxygen supply—is the creation of the little-remembered Hugo

Gernsback. The ‘father of science fiction’ for whom the prestigious Hugo Award is named, Gernsback

earlier had an illustrious career as a magazine publisher and

inventor.

the is

olator (1925)

Sci-fi writers appear curiously

attached to their beds (or pods). Food can be replaced by a pill—but not sleep. They simply prefer to use it more

effectively, whether for accelerated learning (Brave New World, 1932), space travel (2001: A Space Odyssey, 1968) or pursuing immortality.

An exception is Nancy Kress’s Beggars trilogy (1991-9), in which genetic modification has created an elite with no need to sleep—and therefore 1/3 more productive

time. How should they interact with their inferior—and envious—‘beggar’ peers?

an end to sleep?

anti-snooze alarm (1981)

and

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