Rock

Paper

Saddam

I’m bored……

I’ve got an idea!!! Let’s play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!

Can I play???

NO!!!

I will choose rock…

… or paper…

… or scissors.

YOU WON’T KNOW WHICH!!!

Dude… Say it, don’t spray it!!

Whatever.

Let’s play.

Saddam: ROCK!!!

Judge: Two Papers!

What the Hell is “Two Papers”???

Judge: Two papers are better. Two papers cover rock TWICE! Your rock ain’t going nowhere!

I got your “two papers” right here! Now play serious!

Judge: Ok, one paper.

Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR!. HAHAAHAAAHA!! Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?

Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Judge: “Tiger Hand”??? There’s no such thing!!!

Ask Tariq!!! Tariq knows “Tiger Hand”!!!

Tariq Aziz: Saddam is correct. “Tiger Hand” always beats paper.

YO! I’m sayin’ bro…

You probably don’t even know “Pen Missile”!!!

Judge: “Pen Missile”???

NYERRRRMMM….

PEN MISSILE!!!!!!!

Judge: That’s it, I’m not playing anymore! There’s no such thing as “Tiger Hand” or “Pen Missile” You’re

just making shit up…

Am not.

Are too…

AM NOT!!!

ARE TOO…

That’s it!!! You’re going on my list!!