RednecksRednecksA Collection of Redneck PicturesA Collection of Redneck Pictures

Rednecks like to ShootRednecks like to Shoot

Practicing Shootin’Practicing Shootin’

Good Ol’ boys Getting Ready for Terrorists!Good Ol’ boys Getting Ready for Terrorists!

Feel Safer?Feel Safer?

More PracticingMore Practicing

And teachin’ these youngins how to shoot!And teachin’ these youngins how to shoot!

Redneck Crossing SignRedneck Crossing Sign

It made a good target!It made a good target!

Rednecks like to fishRednecks like to fish

FishingFishing

You should have seen the one that got awayYou should have seen the one that got away

Fishing TournamentFishing Tournament

Innovative Innovative OutdoorsmanOutdoorsman

Beer cans have so many uses!Beer cans have so many uses!

Rednecks like to go Rednecks like to go boating, tooboating, too

Out for AdventureOut for Adventure

YachtYacht

Good Security Systems Good Security Systems are standard for are standard for

rednecksrednecks

No need for ADTNo need for ADT

Car AlarmCar Alarm

Car Locking SystemCar Locking System

Security SystemSecurity System

Cars and Trucks…and Cars and Trucks…and anything with anything with

wheels,that’s where wheels,that’s where the rednecks shine!the rednecks shine!

Motor HomeMotor Home

Motorhome in colorMotorhome in color

Deluxe MotorhomeDeluxe Motorhome

Truck CamperTruck Camper

Another Truck CamperAnother Truck Camper

Redneck SUVRedneck SUV

CowasockiCowasocki

This has got to prove something!This has got to prove something!

Redneck CorvetteRedneck Corvette

Bubba’s LimoBubba’s Limo

Dressing Up the CarDressing Up the Car

Ain’t it amazing what super glue and duck tape can do!Ain’t it amazing what super glue and duck tape can do!

Repairing the CarRepairing the Car

Good use of scrap metal. Good use of scrap metal.

Car ModificationsCar Modifications

Wishing he had a semi and a good snow plowWishing he had a semi and a good snow plow

Repairing the WindowRepairing the Window

Good use of plastic and duct tape.Good use of plastic and duct tape.

Hauling with the Family Hauling with the Family CarCar

He found a way to haul that ATVHe found a way to haul that ATV

Golf CartGolf Cart

No need to go back to the clubhouse if the urge hitsNo need to go back to the clubhouse if the urge hits

Redneck ScooterRedneck Scooter

Bubba says this will go faster than the golf cart.Bubba says this will go faster than the golf cart.

But still has all the comforts of home.But still has all the comforts of home.

And now a redneck Car-And now a redneck Car-BoatBoat

It’s amazing what they can come up with!!!It’s amazing what they can come up with!!!

Taking Care of Kids and Taking Care of Kids and PetsPets

Home SchoolingHome Schooling

PacifierPacifier

““Hey, that Hey, that pacifier pacifier makes makes him look him look just like just like Grandpa”Grandpa”

Another PacifierAnother Pacifier

It makes It makes him look like him look like a grownup!a grownup!

Saves Water...Saves Water...

But…. There’s something about that look on his face But…. There’s something about that look on his face that bothers me.that bothers me.

Kitty CarrierKitty Carrier

A good redneck makes use of everything.A good redneck makes use of everything.

It’s So CuteIt’s So Cute

““Hey, Hey, that’s a that’s a

fine fine looking looking pig you pig you

got there”got there”

It’s a pet!It’s a pet!

Texas has RednecksTexas has Rednecks

Keeping things cleanKeeping things clean

Keeping things CoolKeeping things Cool

Redneck HousingRedneck Housing

““Yup, we live in a high-Yup, we live in a high-rise”rise”

Another High-rise?Another High-rise?

Well… maybe a deer stand? Who knows?Well… maybe a deer stand? Who knows?

Redneck wins LotteryRedneck wins Lottery

““I got me the longest car in the county”I got me the longest car in the county”

Typical Redneck FamilyTypical Redneck Family

Modern Redneck FamilyModern Redneck Family

No shortage of hair in this familyNo shortage of hair in this family

Gingerbread HouseGingerbread House

Use graham crackers to make that mobile Use graham crackers to make that mobile home. Bubba said it looks realistic.home. Bubba said it looks realistic.

Making things Making things comfortable around the comfortable around the

house trailerhouse trailer

A Place to RelaxA Place to Relax

Shade is where you make it.Shade is where you make it.See, Maw, I told you that truck bed would come in handy!See, Maw, I told you that truck bed would come in handy!

Is it time to Charcoal???Is it time to Charcoal???

Bubba’s ready!! Bubba’s ready!!

A day at the poolA day at the pool

Enjoying the good lifeEnjoying the good life

Wind ChimeWind Chime

Those useful beer cans again!Those useful beer cans again!

CandelabraCandelabra

Who said you couldn’t recycle beer cans!Who said you couldn’t recycle beer cans!

Redneck Weather Redneck Weather StationStation

No need for a NOAA weather radio!No need for a NOAA weather radio!

A Planter for flowersA Planter for flowers

Rednecks Recycle. Rednecks Recycle.

This makes a nice This makes a nice planter and provides a planter and provides a loving domestic touch loving domestic touch

around the house trailer.around the house trailer.

Whew! This Whew! This is what the is what the

real real bathroom bathroom

looks like...looks like...

Ugh! Ugh! And to Ugh! Ugh! And to think that some think that some

people live this way.people live this way.

During “hard times”...During “hard times”...

A Redneck A Redneck can find a can find a way to get way to get through.through.

Save those Wal-Save those Wal-Mart bags, they Mart bags, they come in handy!come in handy!

What?What?

Directional sign in the trailer courtDirectional sign in the trailer court

Redneck AthletesRedneck AthletesAll work and no fun makes Bubba a dull boyAll work and no fun makes Bubba a dull boy

Real AthletesReal Athletes

Real Athletes aren’t afraid to get dirtyReal Athletes aren’t afraid to get dirty

HorseshoesHorseshoes

Going for a ringer with a toilet seat!Going for a ringer with a toilet seat!

New way to skiNew way to ski

Faster, Bubba! Faster!Faster, Bubba! Faster!

Rednecks Keep Up with Rednecks Keep Up with SocietySociety

Wedding Wedding AnnouncementAnnouncement

Rednecks have way of letting people Rednecks have way of letting people know how they feel.know how they feel.

Other AnnouncementOther Announcement

Rednecks sure have way of letting people Rednecks sure have way of letting people know how they feel.know how they feel.

New Windows Interface New Windows Interface for Rednecksfor Rednecks

Some Rednecks Some Rednecks Do Office WorkDo Office Work

““Hey, Bubba! Get Hey, Bubba! Get me that file on me that file on

good good housekeeping in housekeeping in

the office.”the office.”

Other Rednecks work Other Rednecks work outsideoutside

Wait, Bubba!!! Wait, Bubba!!! Something just Something just

don’t look just right. don’t look just right. What is it???What is it???

Other Rednecks Run Other Rednecks Run their Own Businesstheir Own Business

Offering multiple product lines to maximize profitsOffering multiple product lines to maximize profits

Rednecks go to ChurchRednecks go to Church

Appealing to the Redneck communityAppealing to the Redneck community

Palm Pilot for RednecksPalm Pilot for Rednecks

Keeping timeKeeping time

Rednecks Get TattoosRednecks Get Tattoos

Since it’s the Since it’s the stylish thing to do.stylish thing to do.

That’s just awful!!!That’s just awful!!!

RednecRednecks Make ks Make

the the NewsNews

This is worth This is worth reading!reading!

Unbelievable!Unbelievable!

Redneck are LoversRedneck are LoversRead the Following Love Song written by Read the Following Love Song written by

Bubba to his darlin’ sweet thang No. 1Bubba to his darlin’ sweet thang No. 1

Redneck Love SongRedneck Love Song

Collards is green, my dog's name is BlueCollards is green, my dog's name is Blue

and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.

Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You move like the bass, which excite me in May.

You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.

Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;

I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,

well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Verses 1-3Verses 1-3

Redneck Love Song (continued)Redneck Love Song (continued)

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,

what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,

to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.

You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,

you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,

my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin',Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin',

despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Verses 4-6Verses 4-6

Redneck Love Song (continued)Redneck Love Song (continued)

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,

we go together like a skunk goes with stank.we go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;

They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day Some men git roses on that special day

from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.

"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth."Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.But for this man, honey, these won't do.

Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,

more useful than diamonds . . . IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!more useful than diamonds . . . IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!

Luv, from yor romeoLuv, from yor romeo

BubbaBubba

Verses 7-9Verses 7-9

Y’all Come Visit!Y’all Come Visit!

We’ll be Watching for ya!!!We’ll be Watching for ya!!!

Bubba’s DogBubba’s Dog

Yawl Come!Yawl Come!Look for Ol’ Blue, he’ll be under the porch watching for youLook for Ol’ Blue, he’ll be under the porch watching for you

Sweet Thang No. 2Sweet Thang No. 2

The EndThe EndYou might be a Redneck if:You might be a Redneck if:

• Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.

• It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn It doesn't bother you when you walk through a barn barefooted.barefooted.

• You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.