P M « * ALBANY S T U M N T PRESS Friday, May 5, 196^ .

ASPect on Sport$ by Don Opfdlwwtf

As the intercollegiate and intramural spring sports seasons swing into the second half, we'd like to give you an up-to-date account of what has happened so far and of what we foresee in the future.

For the baseball team we predict a better second half than the first. The diamondmen, 4-5 oh the season so far, have won three out their last four and seem to have finally gained momentum that they lacked in the beginning of the season. Their hitting has come around and are playing good ball in the field besides getting some fine pitching, especially from Gas Galka and Torn Egelston.

At the time of this writing, CoachBobBurlingame's nine have eight games remaining. We feel that they can take five of these games to wind up .500 for the year, which is excellent for a team that has only one senior and a handful of juniors.

There isn't enough that we can say about the tennis squad. The netmen have won four of their first five, all of which were away matches. Wednesday they faced RPI in the first of four straight home contests with the other three coming against Central Con­necticut, Oneonta, and New Paltz, the last being and 8 p.m. contest under the lights on May 17. We feel that in these and in the last match at Farleigh-Dickinson, the netmen should certainly win at least four of the five with a possible outside chance for a sweep of a 11.

The linkers have not been playing up to their abilities. In their first four matches, they have won one, lost two, and tied one. Scores have not been up to par, and two or three of the members are hardly shooting as well as they should be. We admit that the bad weather has hampered the team's practicing somewhat, but now that this is an implausible excuse, scores should be going down. We hope that this factor in addition to a little harder work on the part of a couple of others can produce a .500 season. It will be interesting to watch the results.

AMIA softball has progressed smoothly through the first half of the season. Except for rescheduled rained out games, Commissioner Jim Wingate has encountered no problems with regard to umpires, players, or teams. We feel that the great deal of success is due largely to the fine spirit of both the teams and spectators.

In League I, APA has still yet to be beaten and will be tough in its remaining games. Tomorrow at 2:00 they face the Hooper Athletic Club, who suffered their only loss of the season to the men from Clinton Hall, 5-4. The Hoopers will be out to seek revenge and the game promises to be one of the finest of the year.

The Chuck Schaffer captained Comets look like the team to beat in League II. They haven't come close to losing and should have no trouble winning their divi-. sion.

Well folks, that's the way things shape up as the spring sports scene heads into the last three weeks of play. Any comments?

Take Two Of Three On Road Trip Albany Nine Return Home Tomorrow,

* by Dune Nixon

The Albany State baseball team which finished the first hall! erf the ;"Monvjth a 4-5 slate will be hosting Central Connecticut tomorrow at 2p.m. Yesterday toe Great Danes traveled to Siena with high hopes of reversing the outcome of their first encounter, which Siena won by a 15-9 count. At press time Coach Burlingame* xpected to go with. Cas Galka against Siena, and follow with Tom Egelston against

Central Connecticut, Galka and Egelston have

been the Great Danes' most effective starters thus far, and they will probably con­tinue to receive a good ma­jority of the starting as­signments.

Galka Leading Pitcher Galka has been extremely effec-

. t lve. His 2-1 record Includes a heartbreaking 2-1 loss in the opener. Thus far he has: pitched 24 and a third Innings, struck out 30, given up only three earned runs, and fashioned an Impressive 1.11 earned run average.

Egelston has gone 19 and a third innings, given up 7 earned runs, and struck out 10. His earned run aver­age is a respectable 3.26 despite his one poor performance in the Plattsburgh game.

Slnnott Leading Hitter Albany's leading hitter to date 1*

outfielder-firstbaseman Jack Sln­nott with a .310 batting average. Slnnott also leads In hits with 9.

APA Leads League.,

EEP, HAC Trail by Bill Ryan

Softball action around the AMIA circuits finally seems to be in full swing after mother nature did her best In making a complete, mess out of the tentative schedules. The way things look now if Leagues II and III are to complete their sea­sons all players should begin now in registering for SUNYA's Sum­mer Session,

League III has three undefeated teams: the Flying Jabones (of 04-11 fame), APA which made its season debut Wednesday with a slick-field­ing 13-4 victory over Hamilton Hall and TXO, which hasn't played yet.

League II (A) has defending champs, the Comets leading the pack with a 3-0 record. BPS has won its only start. Over In the B division a strong Potter team is on top with a 3-0 mark.

Games last week In League I saw STB fall by the wayside to two of the top teams, Potter (A) and APA.

Potter A took advantage of wlld-ness by the STB pitcher on their way to a 17-3 romp. The Potter hitting attack was highlighted by home runs by two Hits lesser known sticks. Jim Curley, better known for his quarterback scampers, scampered around the bases for a four-bagger as did Tony Glazer, ex-varsity netman. Dan Crlppen was once again very strong in hurling for the EEPs. He gave up only three hits, one of them being a home run by Bob Delena. A significant note about this game Is that the Hooper Athletic Club failed to provide an umpire. This normally calls for a half game penalty.

Undefeated A PA shutout STU Wed­nesday 12-0. Rich "Bambl" Mar-flson was on the mound again for APA and gave up only four hits. However, It was once again wlld-ness by the STB mound cors which contributed the most to the lop-iidedness, APA Jumped off to 4-0 lead in the first inning with six base on balls and no hits. The men from APA did manage seven hits with; the key blows being a bases-loaded double by Ray Clanfrinl and a two-run single by "Linus" Port-uondo. Jim "Moose" Wingate added a triple. The APA defense was once more very strong as they committed but one e r ror . '

Leadoff man Paul LeonetU is second in hits with 8, and he leads the team in runs scored with 7. Shortstop Denny Elkin has the long­est hitting streak, as he hit savely in each of the first 6 games, and center fielder Jim Murley has 7 hits, and leads In runs batted in with 5.

AMIA HAS REACHED the mid.ea.on mark with APA In Jl.if i .....t .._Ll I.L.J < n -ul K'lilniaii1 .'Hi. . » " ' 'W V ' . ' place with an unblemished 6-0 record.

- Standings: APA HAC EEP (a) KB EEP (b)

6—0 3 - 1 2 - 1 1 - 3 0 -

The Great Danes have also shown considerable speed on the paths. They have worked several double steals, and Art Stein and Jim Murley have recorded Band 4 %>,£&'reason thefts respectively.

The Albany relief staff has been headed by big George Webb, who has gone 8 and a third innings, given up 3 earned runs, and struck out 7, for a 3,24 earned run aver­age.

The Great Danes have been get­ting, with one or two exceptions, pretty good hurling, but the hitting (team batting average of .197) has not been up to par. As they swing

,_—A Into the second half of their sched­ule a little more hitting may be all they will need to come up with

TOM EGELSTON has been a much used performer (or Albany State in both baseball and soccer.

Vet Tom Egelston, Soccer, Baseball Star

by Hank Rabinowitz

Last June Albany's var­sity baseball team beat RPI for the first time. This past Friday we gained our second victory. In each contest, Tom Egelston was the winning pitcher.

Tom is a junior graduated from Albany Academy. During his high school career he was an eight let-' terman, competing in swimming, baseball, and soccer. Notably, he was an All-Albany selection in soc­cer twice.

Undefeated His Senior Year Up until the eighth grade, Tom had

only pitched a total of two Innings. However, during the next few years pitching gradually became his regu­lar position. As a senior he compiled an outstanding record in varsity and

American Legion action, with a 6-0 slate on each team. Duringthesum­mer he played in the Twilight League under Coach Burllngame. m.

Since coming to Albany, Tom has been a member of two varsity teams. For the last three years' he has played fullback for the soccer team, and pitched for our baseball squad.

Adds A Fastball and Curve Before this year Egelston was

primarily a screwball pitcher. How­ever, this yoar ho has been able to employ his fastball and curve with good results. He believes that if he has his control, it 's Just a matter of throwing the "right pitch at the right t ime."

In his last outing against RPI, he had good control, striking out f l \ J batters. Ho pointed out that u con­tributing factor in the loam's vic­tory was the excellent support ho rocolved from the players. The club floldod well, making a high number of good plays.

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ALBANY, NEW YORK SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1967 VOL. LOT, NO. 22

Central Council Does Nothing, Per Usual State

Central Council decided to repri­mand the administration and faculty of the University after the refusal of the new proposed dormitory policy by President Tom Collins. The plan presented by the students called for the end of sex discrimination in student housing.

Student Association President Boss Humpland declared that the University President was acting in a senile Victorian fashion and should be replaced by someone young, deb­onair and handsome like himself. In reply to this statement Sue Vall-hop, leader of the women's rights movement on the campus, demanded that only women be asked to take over Collin's job and not men.

To force the administration to comply to their wishes Central Council decided to withdraw their money and membership from the Faculty-Student Association. Davis Goings noted that this measure may put a minor crimp in the vast fi­nances of the administrations runned FSA.

Ted Toolman protested against the extreme actions taken by the council. Toolman was banned from the rest of the meeting. The Politi­cal and Social Positions Committee (PSP) was asked to organize mass demonstrations opposing the r e ­fusal of the new dorm policy.

Administration Considers Brainwashing Of Students

Humpland stated that as far as he was concerned the students could live In dorms without discrimina­tion of the sexes. The council broke into politely horrid displays of af­fection. Members from Religious Affairs and Pan Helllanlc Council walked out, one in protest, the other in complete accord.

Humpland further announced that if anyone was locked out of the dormitory of his choice he could use the undlscrlmlnatlng pond area and a blanket for a refuge at night.

Willie Cummore brilliantly ex­pressed the general feeling of Cen­tral Council when he said, " I feel that the student at Albany is mature enough to act like a responsible citizen, and there should be no fear of the student mishandling this new privilege."

New Security Head Announced Today

The appointment was announced today of Martin Bormann as the new head of the Campus Security Force, Bormann has long been recognized as one of the leading experts in his field.

Although believed missing for twenty-two years, since the ond of World War II, It seems that Bor­mann has been residing in New York State for most of this time. He has been working under assumed names as Dorm Directors In various units of the State University system,

Uorinann achieved most of his fame as the Number 3 man of Ger­many's Third Retch under Adolph Hitler. Often he was referred to as Hitler's "right hand man,"

In exclusive Interview with the ASP, Bormann stated, "I feel that my extensive experience wllh run­ning the SS forces In Germany dur­ing the War will enable me to con­tinue on in the tradition that the Security Force has established."

"My further experience with 'en­emies of the state' will help me to solve the current problem of what to do with the parking violators on this campus."

"Mainly, however, my experience as a master of harassment and an­noyance will prove the Administra­tion right In choosing me as the' best man for this Jot)," ''•'; <'•-"• niV tin.-iMii'W •< * i :<: out' rial

Grass was the major topic dis­cussed by President Collins at the President's Press Conference on Monday. Ostensibly, he was refer­ring to a current campaign being waged by Vice-President Thorne and Miss Edsall to keep students from trampling the newly seeded areas of the campus,

Collins went Into great detail about a plan that was going into effect at the insistence of the "con­tractor." The main purpose of the campaign was to Instill in the stu­dents a built-in resistance to grass by constant exposure to the phrase, "Keep Off Grass."

The skepticism to this program was aptly expressed by one of the ASP's representatives, Marty Smart, who remarked to Collins, "Ah, come off it, Vanl"

Since the conference, the ASP's secret dirt digger upper has been Investigating this situation and we are ready to announce the results.

We were Intrigued by several aspects of this case. Collins has been very adamant in his Insistence all year that Vice-President Olsen was in charge of anything to do with the physical plant and the grounds.

Why, then, is this program being run by the Vice-President for Stu­dent Affairs and the Director of Residences? It seems that the sub­ject matter under consideration is really Grass, not grassl Pot, man, canibls, the STUFFI

By deviously sneaking Into the President's files, we discovered that this whole problem Is being sponsored by the CIA and the FBI, who believe that the Indoctrination and brainwashing campaign now being undertaken by the administra­tion to keep us off grass will some­how generalize (In traditional Pav-lovlan psychology) to Grass.

Luckily for the student body, Cen­tral Council has decided to table discussion on the Keep off Grass campaign until next week. The en­tire meeting this week will be taken up with the conference with Phi Beta Lambda, the Business Club which advises Central Council in financial matters.

At the meeting Central Council will decide whether to Invest the surplus budget in Zlg Zag Cigar­ette Paper Company, as has been tradition in recent years.

Graciela Garcia

Writes A Letter

Graciela Garcia, the ASP foster child, has written another letter to Inform her foster parents of her progress.

My dear Foster Parents: I am a big girl now that you can

see from the picture with this. White dress is wedding gown. Stupid peace Corp worker tell me that ho teach us all new game. I like this game for long time.

No longer I. am the skinny gjrl you remember from old picture.' I spend your $8.00 of donation 'fo buy pretty white dress, American' say that he buy flowers.

My family Is well, except me, I am very sick In morning fiow, but doctor say that go away soon. My teacher at the school is telling me about weddings and the church named "Vlrgen de Guadalupe" Is where it will be.

We celebrate wedding when wo find American. Meanwhile 1 go to school with my brother and we are very happy. My father is very happy also, He talk all day about one less mouth to feed, I do not understand,

Graciela Garcia

Farm For Infirmary Will Raise Rabbits

Dr. Little Red Riding, Director of the University Infirmary, announced last week the formation of the new agricultural facilities attached to the Infirmary. The farm will be operated for the sole purpose of raising as many rabbits as possible. As of last Wed­nesday, over 500 rabbits were being housed.

The farm is located on the eastern corner of the 'e'- ^ J ^ ^ ^ X J T :

way Motor Inn, who felt that they I n f i r m a r y b u i l d i n g , W h e r e "owed a vote of thanks to the Unl-

easy access is available to versity." the laboratory facilities. ,,, , . „ ., . _

J We asked President Tom Collins Living Area Affairs Commission for his opinion of this new develop-

Farm, as it has been readily nick- ment. He told us of the Committee named, was started as an economic on Rabbits, of the Committee on measure soon after University Pregnancies, of the Committee on Council approved the new women's Intercourse, of the Committee on hours proposal. "The need was so Residences, of the Student Affairs drastic," Dr. LLR maintained, "that Council of Faculty Senate, the local suppliers could not keep up with our demand," Recommendations

"The cost of importing these " I have asked Central Council rabbits was higher than the ex- and Faculty Senate for recommen-pense of raising our own," Dr, dations for appointment to this com-LLR explained. Dr. LLR went on mlttee, which, when selected, will to tell us how these rabbits were work out a proposal as to what my used in certain laboratory exper- opinion should be," said Collins, iments, bemoaning the high mor- 'Collins continued, "As soon as tallty rate among them. the proposal passes all of the afore­

mentioned groups it must be ratified Type ot Experiment by Central Council, LAAC, all dorm

When asked as to the type of ex- governments, I n t e r - F r a t e r n i t y perlment the rabbits were used In, Council, the Sociology Department, the good doctor giggled a little, the Committee to End the War in blushed, and offered us a bottle of Vietnam, Forum of Politics, Com-cepacol. munications Council, the Security

The current problem now is that Force, Freedom Council, my mother the rablts do not breed fast enough and the Education Building Janl-for the Infirmary's purposes. To tors ." alleviate this strain an arrange- "When this Is accomplished, It ment has been worked out with the will be submitted to the University Biology Department to give the Council, and, If approved, I will nurses first dibs on the frogs, appeal to the gods, who, through

Asked what other measures were Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, being taken to meet the current will also pass judgment. Assuming situation, Dr. LLR showed us the the proposal Is still active, a letter huge supply of penicillin the Inflr- will be sent to all students, parents mary has stockpiled to head off and alumni stating my Intention to another anticipated crisis. form an opinion."

Early Problem One of the early problems that

arose was the financial backing of the Infirmary projects. President Tom Collins just announced that the 19 50 budget was recently worked out and Dr. Little Red Riding felt that she could not wait for the 1907 budget.

This problem was alleviated by a joint effort of the Tom Sawyer Mo-

Keep Reading "If, after a three months waiting

period, no more than two protests are lodged, the proposal will then become my official opinion. Check back with me in 10 years ."

Faculty-Student Association an­nounced also that they will start their own farm where they will raise sheep for the purpose of ob­taining lamb skin.

GRACIELA GARCIA In her new dress that the bought with the money that the students of Albany State tent to her. She Is the (aster child of the ASP.

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Chrl lfcMsLniw Sptakfr At friiar's Matttrei Eye Talk

George R i m u , spokesman tor the area civil rights group Tha Uncles will be tonight's guest at toe Mattered Eye, a faculty-student lemonade stand bald weekly. Remus will speak on "Tot Establishment and Tar Baby." ,

Remus first became acquainted with the Reverend Tar Baby, the highly misunderstood Establish* mentarian, when Baby was cutting a record of spiritual guides for the home and housewife at the Dis­ney Studios, where Remus was em­ployed as the corporation Negro, and also did a bit of character acting.

Remus spoke highly of Baby's character, describing him as a "highly unworldly and spiritual man who got himself in a tough financial Jam by his constant generosity to the housewives In his election dis­t r ic t ."

"The resultant red tape was simply too much for this aesthetic and he decided to go Into quiet con­templation of his situation by living the life of an ascetic in the midst of the Bahama tourist hotspots."

It was at this time that the House of Establishment, in a unusual burst of daring and verve, expelled the Rev. Baby from his stool in the House of Establishmentarians.

Asked if he thought this had bear­ing on the Civil Rights movement Remus commented that everything happening on the world scene Is relevant to the Movement; however this could not have a negative bear­ing on the Movement by the very nature of the action.

He continued that any time the legislative body of the country outs a duly elected official in such a coup de farce there can be no doubt that they have overstepped them-selves-both as individuals and as a body.

The same would remain true no matter what the character of the Reverend Tar Baby.

After the talk a question and ans­wer period was conducted by the campus minister the Reverend Frankly Snowed, who had carried off the Job with his usual aplomb.

A number of obnoxious questions were posed by Smarty Wartz, a hanger on off the Albany Stupid Press , Mrs. Irene Wood, a pretty sager who is president of the Sage branch of SDS, and Harry Gold­mine, generally obnoxious. All ques­tions were Irrelevant.

Afterwards Remus showed a Din-sey documentary, "Zlppa Dee Do Dah," starring himself.

Moderator was Bullous Grossly who said nothing.

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Frank Saturday Proclaimed Today By Administration

As a followup to Gentle Thursday the power structure of this blessed truth mill has proclaimed today as Frank Saturday.

In a release distributed by that crusading liberal, H. David Van Dyck, the administration proclaimed these ad hoc policies:

Dr. Clifton C. Thome will no longer be able to say, "That's a real good question; I'm glad you asked that." He will, however, be encour­aged to offer frank, Indeed brutal, criticisms of university processes and policies. (This privilege becomes effective upon approval of the appropriate university committee, but, as of now, no one has been able to Identify what committee should deal with the matter.)

H, David VanDyck will call in all the communications media and confess to them, " I would rather not be devious any longer, so let me explain that my purpose Is to Insure that everything published Is moral, non-controversial, uncritical, and, let me further explain that if I am going to publicize activities they had better be in keeping with our 'Tradition of Excellence.' Do I make myself clear?—we're going to sell this university, we're going to sell It big, and we're going to sell It MY way."

F.S.A. will, from this time on, make a full-scale effort to de-esca­late, a source close to the President said, "the Empire Is going to stop at the bank of the bicycle shop." FSA will henceforth encourage free enterprise In and around the campus. It Intends to offer grants-in-aid to all bars, shops, and restaurants which wish to set up an es ­tablishment within walking distance of geometric wonderland.

From the academic power structure, these announcements are hot off the ditto machine:

Christos N. Apostle will produce, direct, and star in an off-Lakeway production of "How To Succeed at Nothing While Being Really Trying." There will be no rehearsals and no performances.

Along the same line, the Speech Department will soon announce that Mickey Rooney will replace Peggy Wood as the big name on campus; the Sociology department is currently negotiating for Mr. Rooney's services as a part-time lecturer on The Family.

The School of Public Affairs (Sayles Hall Variety) has decided to confess that It does not understand why it has been acting so uppity of late. An important SPA superspeciallst will admit, "we're not so hot after a l l . "

Some members of the History Department will publicly acknowledge that they have been lifting their lectures from the Golden Books.

The Business Department will reveal that It has been receiving funds secretly from the Albany Better Business Bureau.

Finally, the graduate division of the English Department, after agonizing reappraisal, has agreed to post a sign on the third floor of Humanities which will state, "American Lit. is not that bad....and it may oven be relevant."

Civil War Declared By Two Rival Greek Organizations

Civil War was declared Wednes- w e c a n tin<i j loophole." He In fact day by the two rival Greek organ- threatened to call an immediate izatlons, Inter-Fraternity Council s e Ssion of Collapsing Council to and Inter-Climber Association. reinforce his status as a seeker.

Gerrymandering amid unsubstan-, with this indignation, PlsserClub tlated charges of feather bedding -issued a call to arms by mooning nepotism, logrolling, and hegemony, \ h e i r way to the front lines, and partisan mediator Perry Llxley thus beginning a civil war which will urged moderation In self control, {undoubtedly Increase the prestige He reminded the warring factions of ,0f the Greeks at S.U.N.Y.A. the terms of the Yezzl's Agreement with the walkout of the warring recently adopted by Pan Hellenic parties, the Jubilant sororities de-Council which prohibits obscene >clded to back up their boys on the signs on the carillon tower, unauth- i r o n t lines with coffee and donuts orlzed black Jackets, jock raids, hoping to finally stage a successful organization retltling and dirty coffee hour. Gamma Crap agreed rushing. to this measure only on the condl-

One soaring representative, Kap- tlon that the Stable be used as the pa Batman, reminded Llxley that center of Operations, the rival later-Climber Association Beetle Zeetle and Pi Flgma Eta had unilaterally defied the other- volunteered to entertain the troops wise, undisputed agreement. At w | th their slncopated hand and foot this moment, William T. Manlpu- maneuvers; their cooperation how-tetor vowed that the Climbers would e v e r W M debated until they agreed annulate all Greek opposition as well to combine It into the'"Swltz and as groveling support If his rabble*scboonboom Show." The flrey meet-rousing ring was nut allowed to tog was adjourned after Synn Lewltt continue its already well-estab- .noted the gravity of such an action Halted usurptlon of power by teklncand the matter was put Into corn-over the University. To quote Man- mlttee tad tabled uatU the seat

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At a recent meeting of Albany State's T.P.'s (theatre people), SUNYA's answer to Cecil B. De-Mllle, Ellis B. Kaufman, announced that te folia* In the tradition of his(7) recent success with "Carnival, ' ' and in view of the poor job done by a version which lately appeared at the Hellman Theatre, his next produc­tion would be "The Testaments-Old and New." Kaufman had at first planned to use the original cast, but later decided that they would be unable to provide the desired depth of character, and after much care­ful deliberation,'he released a par­tial cast list,

The coveted role of God went to Dr. Paul Bruce Petit, although Pres­ident Collins and BUI Cleveland were strong contenders for the role. John Fotla will portray the Holy Ghost, and Chuck Barlett (since no one else was small enough to fit Into the manger) will play the Infant Jesus. The adult Christ will be played by Joyce Levy, and Jay Kuperman will portray Judas.

The pi vital roles of Adam and Eve will be done by Alex Krakower and JoAnn Ladman; their sons, Cain and Abel, will be played by volunteers from "Carnival 's" benefit perfor­mance. The serpent will be played by Kathy O'Neill, the devil by Marty Mann, the Apple by Barbara Harris, and the banana by Bruce Tiffany.

A high point of the production will come when Jay Deanahan, as Noah, slnglehandedly constructs theentlre Ark in 27 seconds flat. Bartlett will once again put In an appearance as David, opposite Linda Delfs as Go­liath, Bartlett's understudy will be William Nothdufth; Miss Delfs' will be Harvey Vlahos. Another feature will be the story of John the Baptist and Salome; the celebrated dancer will be played by Judi Wlesen, while J . Gary Aldrlch will enact the Chris­tian Martyr.

Comedy Interludes will be pro­vided by Scott Reagan as Job. The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah will feature Tom Bond as Lot and Barb Untracht as his wife, while Bob Clayton will be seen as Moses, opposite Barb Smith as the Golden Calf.

The Nativity sequence will be headed by Carta Plnelll as the Vlr-gen Mary. Miss Plnelli will be un-

, able., to appear In most perfor­mances, however, and will be under­studied by Helen Stoll. Stratton Raw-son will portray Joseph, John Webb will be seen as the ruthless Herod,

•and alternate members of MYS-KANIA will portray Pilate. Neil Linden will make an appearance as the Angel of the Annunciation, Paula Michaels will be seen as Mary Mag­dalene,, and Richard Abrams, Sor-rell Chesin and Howie Chesin -round out the cast the Three Wise Men. Top secret, however, are the names of the thesplans who will portray the ox, ass and sheep speculatlonlsrife.

Publicity for the production is being handled by Rich Murphy, bul this is still confidential. Ticket's go on. sale May 11, 1971; Kaufman sug­gests early reservations, and looks for a long run.

4th Time Down

by Ogre Koroluk

It has come to my attention that one of the world's foremost musical quartets has been gathering material for a new record from our campus. My source, one of Brian Epstein's most trusted advisors, his bootboy, told me on a long distance call from London that the Beatles will use pre-recorded tapes from the car-rillon in their soon to be released album, "The Stone Age."

NOTICES Dental Lacture

Dr. Jamit Hoot of the University Oriface will speak to the virgins of Sigh Gamma about "Fellatio as a Cause of Buck Teeth."

Now Position

Neil Brown, presently director of the Campus Center, lias announced that henceforth his title will be Housemother of the Campus Cen­ter. This change was made to fit the position.

Court Results Traffic Court has announced that

already five students have paid their traffic fines, bo far 157,805 tickets have been given out per week on the average, but most of these have been given to "visi tors." No member of the faculty has paid their fines yet. The money will go toward the FSA bicycle fund.

Sexuul Deviation A delegation from R.PJ. ' s Inter-

Fraternity Council will present a program to sorority women Tues­day night In Education 00. The topic will be "Can a State women refuse sexual deviation and still have dates?" Meal,tickets will be re­quired for admission. .

The selections will be subtle weavings of a 101-plece symphony orchestra with Paul on fuzz bass, Paul on the oriental glockenspiel, John on the electric tangerine, and Ringo doing the vocals. The caril­lon tapes will be used for a psyche­delic effect guaranteed to numb the brain.

Among the selections will be "Sunny SUNYA," a tribute to the cement caverns and sewers where the "fab four" got their big break.

"The Selective Service Exam," using their famous chime rendition of "The Casslons GoRolllng Along,"

is a poignant love ballad in letter form from a student to the regis­t r a r ' s office.

"Sandstorm" paints an almost un­believable surrealistic painting using stream of consciousness lyrics about a famous city being enveloped by an Arabian desert. More on the rock side Is "If the Japanese Won't Buy - We'll Try

It ." This Is an absurd song telling the ridiculous tale of how a leading Japanese University refuses an ar­chitect's design for a new campus as unfunctlonal only to have these plans bought up by an American

University System. Although the story Is unrealistic it has a good beat and is easy to dance to.

Because of expenses Incurred in obtaining material "The Stone Age" will be sold as a deluxe edition in the bookstore at only &M-23. This

edition will Include a fuU color black and white blowup of the Carilon Tower before It was painted and

will be embossed with the Albany Stale Teacher's College seal. Also FSA has decided at great expense to themselves that the first students

buying the album will receive a free stuffed penguin. Incidentally If you decide to pass up this exceptional

: V buy the standard version can be hUwCeuncil bought In local record stores for

A certain group on campus Is $3.79. Interested In starling a new Inter-Colony Council dedicated to the si,!,, note: There Is no truth overthrow .of, certain institutions, whatsoever to the rumor that Lou Any other groups Interested In start- wrong l* giving up trumpet for the HH Htm "ff'.y ii^^J^'^j^ptSfS^....

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Senior Weak Begins With Non-Stop Ictfeh

The co-chairman of Senior Weak wish to announce that the following changes have been made in the plans for Senior Week;

First, all Seniors have been ex­empted from exams, finals, and jHpers for the rest of the semester in recognition of their long standing devotion and service to the institu­tion.

The Weak will commence on May 24, and continue indefinitely. To start the Weak with a bang, a button will be pushed activating the beer fountain In front of the Campus Center and the curtain will be cut to reveal the gold-green Schenley tap given by the class for the benefit of all future students.

Senior kits Including balloons, pills, napkins, banana peels, sugar cubes, and other "necessities" for Jry trip will be available for a small fee.

The major event will be a trip to Exposition '69, where the seniors will view such displays and ex­hibits as the Hall of Flags, the U-gonna pavilion, and the Fireplace display in the Corning building. Transportation to and from the Ex­hibition will be provided through the University Bicycle Service, again at a small fee.

A Week-long Milk Party will be held at Hedrlck's Dairy. Farmer Bulshi will lead group lessons in t ie proper technique, which will be Jfinterest to all.

A box lunch social will be held at Tom Sawyer Park. In the Inter­est of cleanliness, Food Service will prepare all boxes, which will be sold to the biggest giver.

The dinner-dance has been sched­uled for Suite 10010 of Sitting Bull Tower. There will be plenty to eat! This will be the first time that liquor will be had on campus, and to celebrate the occasion, Kool-Ald will be served. For those inter­ested In dancing, the IFO's have agreed to pool their old 78's.

There will be the Torch Night Ceremony, at which time class

members should be prepared to be properly lit. The ceremony will take place on top of the Carillon Tower. In the interest of diverting flights, all Jets will be directed to land in the freshly-seeded lawns.

Commencement has been elim­inated In the Interest of not Inter­rupting the Milk Party, DIP-lomas will be handed out at Bus Stop L, just "completed In time" for the occasion, only 30 feet off the shore of the lake. The faculty will lead the parade In solemn recession, gathering at the biology hot-house and proceeding indirectly to the sight of Stone's Last Stand, where a moment of silent mediation will be held in honor of that patriot built on Rock. After trotting around per­imeter road four times, they will proceed to the exercise.

Dormitories will be closed dur­ing the Weak, but Seniors may rent tents from the bookstore. A space for each student's tent will be r e ­served on the parking lot if proper forms have been filed with the reg­istrar by May 5. Any tent which does not display the University seal will be ticketed by the Keystone Cops.

The Infirmary will be open from 3 to 3:01 a.m., at which time any­one wishing to be ill must arrange to do so.

Any free time which Seniors have during this period may be spent in planting bushes on the campus.

The class Is also proud to an­nounce that Its gift will be a statue of Mini-Vers. She will'be attired In a green and white striped gown and a purple and gold crown.

In conclusion the class wishes to announce that the first annual grem­lin award for the consistent shelving of reason in the enforcement of multiple non-existent and dysfunc­tional rules, will be shared by the staffs of the Social Science building and the Library.

I FELTA THIGH fraternity pledge performs his most horrible initiation task of carrying out the tradi­tion of the fraternity after which the fraternity is named.

New Naturalist Fraternity Pres. Views Frat's Campus Feelings

The formation of a new frater- lzatlon. He maintains that the Ideals nlty colony was announced today by and goals of the present member-Its President, whose name must ship are actually In general accord not be disclosed. The reason for with the unofficial mores and norms this Is that the organization is a of about half of the male student secret one, and the disclosure of population at Albany State, the names of any of the members Mr. X stated that on most cam-would be detrimental to the pur- puses that his group has a chapter pose of the group. on, the percentage of the male pop-

The President, whom we shall ulatlon that shares their views Is call Mr. X, told us that the name about 95-99%. "Here at State," h,e of the group will be I Felta Thigh, says, "we have a little problem in honor of the purpose of the with the 'men,' but we feel that group. Actually, that Is not the true there stUl are enough 'straights' purpose of IFG, but they felt that to keep the organization going. any further disclosure of this pur- When asked if we could see a pose In the official name of the copy of the constitution of I Felta group would tend to put a damper Thigh, Mr. X told us that the group upon their activities. had no constitution In writing. "As

President X tells us that the long as there are red-blooded Amer-actual membership of the group Is lean male college students around," rapidly growing as more and more Mr. X proclaimed, there will never students find out about the organ- be a need for any of our rules, by­

laws, or goals to be put into writing." " I can, however," Mr. X re­

marked, "generally outline what we expect of those members who Join. Any new member Is expected to have participated In at least ten panty raids. These must, however, be done alone, not with a group, and the panties must have been worn by the girl until the time of the raid."

"In addition, the member must take an oath never to turn his head from a beaver, refuse the favors of any girl, and generally to molest In any and every way any member of the female sex that affords either the opportunity, the time or. the place."

Asked for the reaction of the girls at State to the actions of the mem­bers of his new colony fraternity, Mr. X screamed, "They love It baby I"

Second Annual Clearance Sale

All Clearances Must Go.

Don't Wait 'Til Next Year.

All Shapes All Sizes

Buy One Now.

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Saturday, May 6, 1941

KiJlFolkU. or, thffourth eime It's round

The music of the Holy Modal Rounders, progressive old-llmeyor rockaMUy depending on your own bag, Is hard to talk about because It strains the credibility. For In­stance, they play a marvelously dirty, funky, greasy "Hesitation Blues" and a version of the 1962' rock-pop piece "Mr. Bassman." Their more Incoherent songs were psychedelic before anyone started using the word.

Stampfel and Weber, who make up the group, also strain the cred­ibility. Stamptel has played with Mac Grundy'S Old-Tlmey Wool Thumpers, The Strict Temperance String Band of lower Delancy Street, the Merry Order of St. Bridget String Band, the Temporal Worth High Steppers, and other aggrega­tions. He says his musical lnsplra-, Hon comes from Grandpa Jones,

Charlie Poole, the New Lost City Ramblers, Little Richard, Lenny Bruce, Donald Duck and various roots and herbs. Weber, by his own account, was ordained Into the Free Catholic Church and has performed a marriage which is still valid. His poetry has been published In the village periodical F*ck you (bu# without asterisks). Weber says that he grew up on the streets and had adventures.

They often sound like drunken chickens or sex-crazed alley cats and seem to be having a hell of a lot of fun doing it. As folk singers they are the most eclectic of any­one I have ever heard. They com­bine old-tlmey, blues, blue grass, rag, and 1920's pop. Its no wonder' that they got together In the Fugs. In person the Holy Modal rounders are an assault on the senses. Folk you.

I GOT MY ORDERS

Other ThinpTw Spring is here, Spring is here, life

is skittles and life is beer, skooby doo, ringalingadingdong!

We, the staff of the ASP, would like to formally announce that according to the calculations of Dr. Harry Crull, Television personality du jour and P ro ­fessor of Astronomy, due to the fact that March 21 has come and gone quite awhile ago, we can assume with some degree of authority that Spring really is here.

ONE WAY OR T'OTHER THEY ALL GET IT.

Maddox School of Education. This is to show all of our budding educators the value of education and how it is neces­sary to obtain as much education as pos­sible or you will never obtain a position of prominence in this world.

If we are ever to remember the most exciting event to ever happen on this campus, the canceling of a full day of classes for the first time in about a million years, it is obvious that we must have the Plague Physics Building. This will also commemorate the most

Around The Counter Intelligence

Although frost and snow arest i l lbeing salient feature of the plague. experienced, the weather bureau of Al bany was quick to assure us that this is perfectly normal. However, on April 29, 1967 we did see the sun, and we are going to use that alone as a prior evi­dence that Spring does exist.

We would here and now like to state that our position is definitely in favor

To honor the greatest mathematical concept since the Roman numeral, we suggest the Pope Pius Mathematics Building. We are speaking, of course, of the Rhythm method.

For obvious reason, we could have the Election Commission Security Building.

In honor of her tremendously suc-of this event taking place, even if it cessful beautification programs, the gar-does not occur until May. Because, °age depository will be named for Lady mainly, Vet's Field and the Lake area Bird Johnson. are awfully uncomfortable in those nice Of course we must have the Dr. dark evenings if i t 's cold. We mean like Timothy Leary Chemistry Building. beer in things

the park is boss. And other Next we have the Edward Durell Stone

"The opinions of some men are to be .regarded,

And of other men, not to be re­garded."

—Pla to

THE TRUTH ABOUT MARTY SMARTY

Smarty Is a guy you hear a lot from, but most of you know very little about him. Now for the first time In print, we have the exclusive story of the REAL Marty Smarty.

He has an evil mind but he's NATO.

He once had a car which he called the Mayflower. The name, he says, is because of all the girls who came across in It, That's closel

On the walls of his apartment he has large posters of Allen Glnsburg and the Marx brothers. These re­place ones of Batman and Alfred E. Newman. That should give you an idea of his tastes.

He reads Marvel comic books while he eats every meal (even breakfast).

His favorite meal is a bowl of pretzels and kool-aid (red).

He sometimes doesn't wear socks. (That's when you know when all of

estions It has come to our attention that none

of the names of the buildings on the Aca­demic podium show a hell of a lot of imagination. Like, how much imagina­tion does it take to name the education building the Education Building?

First of all we must have the Lester

Business Building, because that's what his underwear is dirty.) he gave us when we paid him for the designs.

How about the Jacqueline Kennedy Physical Education Building because she's been a real sport lately?

Anyone with further suggestions may deposit them in the Lady Bird Johnson Depository outside the Humanities Build­ing. •-

COMMUNICATIONS ASP Bites

end to the paper cannot be found I

He cuts down fraternities and sor­orities because he never could make the grade himself. He was rejected at every sorority he tried.

He is a sloppy kisser. Although he reads three news­

papers every day, he never reads the New York Times, the one he always carries around with him.

Although you may think that his biting satire is a coverup for a basic insecurity, it really Is an extension of a superiority complex. (Well-deserved...M.S.)

He has filled a library with books by Sartre, Camus, and Kierkegaard that he read in public, but given a

he will always pick Jack

To the Editor: I want to write in and tell you Just

what I think of your lousy rag of a newspaper. First of all you never get your stinking pictures wltti the right captions, and even if you do they are the same pictures that you ran the week before.

There Is absolutely no Imagina­tion in your story writing. All that you are is an annotated Campus Clipboard. As if to make It worse, the stories defy ail rules of Jour-

On Referendum To the Editors!

if better ones you printed yesterday. Personally, the brigades and I doubt that you choice, meant that referendums of major Douglas, Marquis deSade, Alan King, political crises were useless as and Paul Krassner (editor of the such, except that this referendum Realist). was not detailed or designed to be sent to the "policy makers in Wash- n e always asks at least DO people Ington," However, all your readers for their opinion before he makes

Margaret Dunlap Sara Klttsley

I am Just writing In to say I was seem to have misinterpreted you, aI1y major decision but then always

does just what he god-damned pleases anyway.

He holds the World's Champion­ship for being able to alienate some­one on 7 seconds flat. _

His motto is "Clean mind — - 9 Clean body — Take your pick I"

He can be every bit as romantic as Jackie Vernon.

He equates wit with cynicism. He was voted Teacher's Pet by

his high school class in one of the greatest pieces of satire ever r e ­corded.

His taste in clothes runs some­where between careless and taste­less.

He Is a good cook, but feels that doing dishes will give you disease.

He likes slapstick comedy and he didn't like Dr. Zhivago. He saw Sound of Music 176 times.

His favorite expression is " G a ^ cocken often yom." Don't ask any­one what it means. Guess.

He was a disc jockey on WSUA for two years.

He hates work but loves money. He used to get high on one glass

of beer. He ran for class office only once

and lost. He rejects authority because his

mother wears Ben Franklin glasses. His brother is mod and plays the

drums while his sister plays the clarinet. That's why he never goes home. •*

He drives a four speed off the ' floor but usually gets in reverse when he wants first.

He likes the song "Pied Piper" by Crisplan St. Peters because he think it's sung by a religious sand­wich.

He has dandruff. He's going to school in the south

next year becausu he hates cold weather.

He's from Port Chester, New York but he usually Just says he's from Westchester hoping they'll think he's rich,

He murders goldfish. He likes fish sandwiches. j He thinks he can think only If he

has a cup of coffee In front of him. He drinks it when It gets cold.

and the whole thing makes you come out sounding like you are In favor on a shut-up and do-nothing policy which frankly suits me and the Pentagon fine.

Please place us on your mailing list. We haven't been reading the "New York Times" since they fi­nanced that lunatic Salisbury, and are really in neod of good stimula­tion and news-coverage.

Enclosed is a Pentagon good rner-

surely pleased to hear how about well the students there at the State University of New York unit at Al­bany reacted to the Vietnam refer­endum. It certainly does myself, and all my buddies down at the

nalistic tradition and tear no re- Pentagon a world of good to realize semblance to the correct usage of that somewhere a campus Is can the English language. be duped by us . " Yesssiree.

The editorials are always Inane It doesn't matter that the referen-and poorly written and are only out- dum was deceptively written so that done in mediocrity by the editorial although a student might not approve cartoons. Don't you ever make any of the present action in Vietnam effort to get columnists that have (both North and South of course) lie it award with five gold stars suitable anything to say, or does anyone who could still Indirectly support It by / o r j r a m i n g . Perhaps I can even stop submits something get it printed on voting not to condemn the U.S. for- o v o r o n m y n e x ( visit home. Which the editorial page? mal policy, l e a ( j s me t0 close on one sorepotnt,

The sports page is unreadable Because obviously our formal pol- u0y, an old soldier can't even come while the Arts page shows all of ley Is not expected to have any home (0 | , a v e a COUple of casual the sophistication of a fifth grade correlation with the actual action conversations with LBJ and Elsen. educatlon. In addition, there has not taken. Thus, the student may be hower and make a couple of per-been a worthwhile feature spread tricked Into voting a pro rather 6 U a s i v e speeches Oust a pari of my since September. ">e BOO, Tricky, (By the way the j o b ) t o tlie folks lack home,

In conclusion, about the only good President has asked me to secure General' Westmoreland thing that we can say about the paper the names of the committee which Is that It Is not printed during the drafted the referendum for future p , s . Don't believe anything you hear summer As two concerned stu- recruitment of Pentagon staff).>••• a b o u t Vietnamese women and chll-dents, we call tor the Immediate Then of course there was iha d r e n , resignation of me editors and an beautifully misinterpreted editorial

man ish tana A Kick in the

ASP

put the Christ

back in Chrysler ha iyla ha leh

nikoll ha lay los?

The KITA is published yearly by the inmates of the New York State Home for the Bewildered. The office is open from 4 to 5 on alternate Tuesdays. The phone number Is 382-5968. Don't , call.

Nutty Meg and Not Fitsley garbage collections

Don Pettysano StewLupert, philosopher, social crit ic,

moralist, anything

Large Burdon Tool

Smdrty Marty Troublemaker Silverjtw Hasbeen

Glen the Sap assistant Schmuck Linda Van Put-on

Neverwas Gary Schitte

Business mangyer

but photographer Napoleon Cromie budding dictator

Loose Bruce pimp

Press

WILL YOU VOTE?

ALBANY, NEW YORK TUESDAY. MAY 9. 1967 VOL. L l l l , NO. 23

Council Invalidates Elections Due To Several 'Irregularities'

STATE FAIR, the culmination of a highly successful Campus Carnival Week wos held Sat. Almost $1,000 was raised for Am­bassador Program.

Condi , LAAC Elections To Take Place This Week

Elections for seats on Central Council and Living Area Affairs Commission will be reheld this week. The previous election was declared Invalid by Central Council last week because of several voting irregularities. The elections will be held May 10, 11 and 12 from 9:00 to 4:30 at the coat checkroom. In­auguration will be held May 14 at 8:00 p.m. at the Campus Center Ballroom.

The following people are running for Central Council from the Dutch Quad: Sue Archey, Ro Cania, Dor-een Frankel, Thomas Guthrie, Phil­ip Hoffman, Paul Lleberman, Terry

Campus Carnival Activities Finish With State Fair

The sum of $980 Is a just indica­tion that State Fair weekend, though plagued by Inclement weather, still proved to be a moneymaklng suc­cess. Much credit is due to the Stale Fair Co-Chairmen Sharon To-back, Jim Small and Joe Zanca as well as Miss lluckhalter of Student Activities.

Friday night's Kitchen Sink Dance, though poorly attended due to rainy weather and conflicting social func­tions, featured the mustlc of the In­vaders with occasional breaks for contests and auctions. The presence of representatives from Psl Gumma, Alpha PI Alpha, Alpha Lambda Chi, de Lancey Hail Gamma Kappa Phi and various Independent groups, in­cluding IFO, at Saturday morning's parade-motorcade did an admirable Job of waking up the two new quads,

Tht moneymaklng trophy at the Carnival was won by Delta Sigma PI by their turning over $134. The other four trophy winners were Kappa Delta, Fair 's Best; WSUA, best publicity; Class of 1007, best decorated; and Brubacher Hall, most original booth, Thre staff mem­bers, Dr. Steuer, Miss Rose and Dr. Clark served as Judges. Con­gratulations are also due to Joanne Wuhl and Kay Adell for winning the Miss and Mr, State Fair Contest,

Mathias, Patricia Matteson, Elty M e n a c l i i e , S u s a n Sammartano, Charles Young and Andrew Zam-belll. Only three seats are open.

Paul Butterfleld, David Cum-mings, Diane del Toro, Thomas Ebert, Gregory Hicks, Carol Jonke and Jeffrey Mlshkin are seeking the three seats for the Council from the Colonial Quad.

The two seats on Central Council from the State Quad are being sought by Vic Looper, Dotti Mancusl, Carol Mowers, Craig Springer, Margie TouraJlan, and Natalie Woodall.

C. T. Company, Carol Ilettie, Ju­dith Mills, Mike Parker, Christine Hoot are competing for Commuters for the three seats.

Six seats are open for LAAC from Dutch Quad. The following people are running: Pamela Doscher, Delia Gelson, Philip Hoffman, William Jones, Susan Levenberg, Donna Le-vine, Cherle Levy, Terry Mathias, Mady Mlxson, Edward Hedelberger, Stephanie lilce, Madeline Schnabel, George Taylor, Ellen Tolkoff and Connie Valis.

Nelson Atkin, Paul Dreslln, Hob D'Elena, Diane del Toro, Thomas E'bert, Adele Endlokofer, Susan For­mal!, Jay Handelman, Shannon Ila-zen, Cheryl Hester, Bob Holmes, Carol Jonke, Phyllis Leltner, Nancy LePoro, Fran Litz, Bob Mulvey, Leda Sanzel, Susan Sutton, and Bar­ry Weinstein seek the six positions from Colonial Quad, »

The candidates for three positions from State Quad are Mary Coffey, Vic Looper, Dottl Mancusl, Bonnie Mattlce, Veronica Sharp, Craig Springer, Margie TouraJlan, Joanne Wahl and Natalie Woodall.

Tlie six positions from Commu­ters are sought by Jeff Brewer, Grace Fortunate, Wlllium Grolner, Carney Kopa, Joe McCullougb, Mar-Jorie Miele, and Itosemary Thom­son,

GET YOUR TORCH TODAY AT THE FUTURE BOOK­STORE AREA, BASEMENT OF THE CAMPUS CENTERI TWO TAX CARDS MUST BE PRESENTED.

by John Cromie

Central Council suspended its op­eration on Gentle Thursday by de­claring the popular election of Its members and of the members of Living Area Affairs Commission in­valid. This declaration concerns only the elections of April 24-28, 1967.

The main reason for the invalid­ation of the elections is that the elections were not conducted in a "just and proper" manner as called In the Student Association Constitu­

tion. The alleged Irregularities In the election were mainly results of a poorly organized method of screening applicants and of running the election Itself.

Dr. Richard Kendall presented the current opinion when he stated that "the Information presented to him made him doubt that the elections were proper,"

There was no time allotted for the self-nominations to be screened before the ballots were made up. When It was found that some of the persons running were not qualified the word was sent out to cross their

Cleveland Presents Letter To Student Association

A letter similar to this was pre­sented to Central Council members Thursday night from William Cleve­land.

Fellow Students, During the March elections for

class officers and MYSKANIA,Iwas studying In the Student Association office. In the same office In the closets were the ballots and ballot boxes for those elections. For a moment, temptation overtook me and I found myself at my desk with a pile of ballots. I started through the pile marking the ballots for '58 class officers and MYSKANIA; for­tunately, as I wrote, the realization of what I was actually doing came to me.

I clearly recognized the mistake which I was about to make and placed the marked and unmarked ballots in my desk drawer. In this action I made a value Judgment which I felt at the time and continue to feel was best for myself and Student Association—the elections were never tampered with.

Later that night after I left the office, Vlnc.en Abramo, the Vice-President of Central Council, was looking for some tape. In his search, he came upon the ballots In my desk. The following people were then alerted that the ballots had been found: Vice-President Tliorne, Mr. Brown, Klleen Tracy, and Margaret dunlap.

Since It was obviously a student affair, the students had to make the decision. They decided that since no Infraction had actually been com­mitted, that It was In the best Inter­est of Student Association that the incident be forgotten.

Weeks later, knowledge of the Incident went beyond the original students. A group of these students to whom the Information spread have now decided that tlie Incident should lie publicly aired along with other deficiencies in the election procedure, Today's ASP carries the entire story and requests election reform. Further, It has been brought to my attention that a referral has been prepared for presentation to Supreme Court requesting the in­validation of the Class, MYSKANIA, and Central Council elections.

1 feel qulle strongly that as mem­bers of the Student Association, you deserve to lie alerted to tlie entire situation. I ran for the presidency of Central Council because I feel that my contributions to this Student Association Justified my re-elec­tion; I would hope this Is the reason I was elected. The judgment of my j0"J

actions is now yours; I hope I have your support,

I would close with one point—-if toying with temptation Is a crime and Justifies the voiding of the election, then I am guilty and the elections are void. But, If people are to be judged on their thought then I have done nothing wrong and the elections are valid.

William Cleveland

names off the ballots. Some of the people in charge ot the elections In the quads were not Informed of the changes. Consequently some people were deprived ot their vote and the election was not properly run.

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Also Involved In the rationale be­hind the council's action Is the fact that all the ballots of the election were not kept In a central and se ­cure place.

Although it was brought up, the Council decided not to Invalidate' the class elections and MYSKANIA elections. The main reasons for this action was that the Council had no power to act upon this meas­ure according to the laws of the Stu­dent Association. It was stated by Andy Mathias that the moral Issues concerning a person should be left out of the discussion.

The elections, by act of the Coun­cil, will be open only to those stu­dents who nominated themselves previously and are qualified to run. The election will not be under the supervision of Election Committee but of MYSKANIA of 66-67. Voting will take place on May 10, 11 and 12 from 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. In the Coat Check Room of the Campus Center.

Student Leaders To Attend

Lecture On Communications Dr. Donald Donley will lecture

on the area of communications as it affects group interaction Thurs., May 11, at 8:00 p.m. in the Cam­pus Center Assembly Hall.

The lecture is a follow-up ses­sion to the "highly successful" Leadership Training Workshop held last Feb. at Dlpplklll Camp.

The purpose of the original work­shop was to foster leadership through understanding and to "en­courage interaction among those student leaders who attended."

A questionnaire was later sent out to determine the success of the workshop and also to determine areas of Interest In preparation for

a follow-up session.

Thursday's program hs been de­signed as a result of this question­naire in order to present a program on communications open to all newly-elected and experienced cam­pus leaders.

Donley Is a professor In Educa­tional Administration and executive director of the Capital Area School Development Association under the University's Center for Research and Field Services.

The program will include active audience participation and will be followed by a coffee hour and In­formal discussion period.

PANTY RAIDS WERE .toged Wednesday night Dutch and Colonial Quads, and the girls r.cipr

by boys en both ocated on Then.