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dsherlockb@omail,com : He's wierdlike will ferrel wierdme: noooooodont compare anchorman to tom cruise</3dsherlockb@omail,com: What has been written can not be undoneme: then i will just have to make you watch anchorman and old school and step brothers, and makeyou publicly retract your statement

[email protected]: Have watched them all. Old Schools duh best b/c of Boome: no way, anchorman wins hands down:Phave you watched will ferrell man v/s. [email protected]: Man vs. wild is all about that one guy finding an excuse to drink pissme: hahaha i wouldn't know - the only one ive watched is the will ferrell one;-)[email protected]: haven't seen that oneme: he's funny in that oneso are you neo's body and arnold's voice?:PtlSXeIJegB!@S!0gjlSe![: That would be strange. Any time I wanted to say something as neo, Arnoldwould start talking

And I haven't been checkin out Neo's bod like you babe B-)me: hahahaha well, he is pretty hot:Pyou can keep your body, just have arnold's [email protected]: Omg/ I just won a medium fries!me: wait [email protected]: Mickey D's monopoly instah winme: is that online monopoly?and now I am craving fries:([email protected]: No fries for youI eats dem allme: no likes:(dsherlockb@omail,com: :'( <<< You:D <<< meme: hatred !

I'll just have to do with some awesome maple bacon i guessdsherlockb(Aomail.com: Would you be so kind as to share?me: nope, when did i give off the impression that im kind?dsherlockb(aomail.com: I might just have a winning medium fries game piece for you o.Ome: hahahaa i deserve that anyway:[email protected] : pfffme: also, bacon > fries:Pdsherlockb@omail,com: fried bacon > bacon n friesme: ummm, isnt bacon supposed to be eaten fried?dsherlockb@omail,com: Yea, unfried bacon and unfried fries are really grossthats why its >me: hahahah i hope you dont eat unfried bacon and unfried friescoz that would be an epic moot point:Pthen i couldnt talk to you any more;)[email protected]: Nah, you'd still talk to me cuz you can't get enough of my sexy neo body andarnold voiceme: lol, aren't we full of ourselves:Pdsherlockb(aomail,com: Just full of fries. ZINGme: again. hatred. Oh and Arnold voice is just funny, not sexy:Pdsherlockb(aomail.com: Who do you think has a sexy voice?and don't say will ferrel ; )me: why, are you going to impersonate them?:Phahahaha no, he doesntidont think he's sexy, just epically funnydsherlockb@omail,com: The only voice I can impersonate are those african tribesClickx Click* Clackt Clickxme: oh you can talk to lions and tigers?

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6:45 PM hahahaaha i thought that was morse code;-)dsherlockb(domail,com: Lions and tigers and bears

6:46 PIY we get along like palsme: ah so when we go hiking you can save me from mountain lions and bearsgood, ill keep that in mind while choosing hiking partners:P

6:47 PM dsherlockb@omail,com: Hmm, mountain lions like deers though and bears like honey so they'dprobably be all after you my dear honey

6:50 Plvi me: aww thanks, I know I am very sweet;-)but are you saying you wont protect me from them either way?

6:51 Plvl dsh€[email protected] : - lYy mission is to protect youme: hahahahaha good, here I thought you were being overtaken by skynet

6:52 Pl,l maybe then I will choose you as my hiking partner6:53 PIvl [email protected]: Oh, umm... well this is awkard. I kinda already chose another hiking partner6:54 PM PIKACHU!

me; aah iseethat's okay, its your loss, coz I am an awesome hiking partner

6:55 PM good luck getting hit by lightning:[email protected]: Pikachu would redirect that no prob

6:56 PM me: doesnt pikachu do the [email protected]: Yea, so he would easily be able to redirect hostile Iightning :) bolts

6:57 PM me: well then, id just have to go with neo6:59 PM [email protected]: How about we trade. I'll switch with neo so Pikachu and neo can battle mr

smith. More effective duos both ways7:00 PM me: hmmmm, igotta think about this

battling mr smith would be a pretty sweet experience7:01 PM [email protected]: Das true. Only problem is neo's gal dies to mr. smith :'(7:02 PM me: that's only in the third movie

nothing happens the first movie7:03 Pf4 in the first one, they fight mr smith and kick some serious ass7r06 P[4 [email protected]: Looks as if you better not 90 on three hikes or disaster is abrewin'7:O7 PM me: well, i choose from a random pool of awesome hikers7:08 P[4 improbable that neo would be there for 3 hikes7:09 Plv [email protected]: 1 bet you wrote a program for that

me: maybe ....it can be an artificial intelligence problem:Pare you sure you'd survive a hike without my awesome wit?

7:10 PM [email protected]: maybe. Seems that I would be fighting a lot of wild animals though.can you outwit a gtizzly?me: maybe...maybe pikachoo can sizzle the gtizzly for you though

7 i72 PM [email protected]: maybebut then there's still lions and tigers or maybe even pterodactyls.

7:13 PM me: had to look that one up;-)didnt know there was a jurassic park in colorado?

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7:15 PM me: awww, i thought you were allergic to cats:Pcan iknow the location so ican geotag it?

7:16 PM [email protected]: Anschutz Medical Campus13001 E. 17th PlaceAurora, ColoradoEspecially allergic to hipster catsme: are you calling me a hipster?:[email protected]: Eh, when did I say I was allergic to you <(o.X)> Q(o.o)qme: lol you gotta explain what those emoticons mean:P

7:19 PM dsherlockb@omail,com: Thats me on the rightme: ah i assumed so coz you start sneezing whenever i am near;-)dsherlockb(aomail,com: I'm punching a catme: awww, poor cat!

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dsherlockb@omail,com: Hey Gargs, do you have a steam account?me: no, should I?dsherlockb(aomail,com: Depends if you like computer games more advanced than angry birdsme: hahaha, i dont play angry birds on the computer, only on my iphonethe two games ive really gotten into were fallout 3 and sid meyers pirates - got so addicted that ihad tobe dragged out of my room to eat

try to stay kinda away after that;)dsherlockb@omail,com : ahhAnyways I've got a short 4hr long problem solving game you might likeme: oh yeah?dsh€rlockb@omail,com: It's called LIMBOhttp : //www.oamespot.com/pclaction/limbo/index. htmlme: i wikied it:Dlooks pretty interesting - but i dont have windows ...does look like my kind of game [email protected]: Yea lots of pink sceneryme: hahaha yes, coz pink is my favorite color:[email protected] : Teal is # 1me: i dont even know what shade of blue is teal - its all light blue to meah this looks like peacock blue, [email protected] : I'd say teal looks like teal >. >me: now that's a tautology :Psee there's a reason i call you [email protected]: Hmm I am beginning to think it is the sarcastic form geniusme: well you'd just have to figure that one out yourself:Pdont worry, i only associate with intelligent people;)[email protected]: I started reading that wifey hat bookOn the case with the phantom legme: ooh the other book i told you about has awesome cases on phantom limbs :Dthis one's more philosophical, the other ones are moTe case history [email protected]: What would you do if you woke up with a random leg next you in your bed?me: prolly try to find the body it is attached to?:Pdsherlockb@omail,com: I would try and find the other leg firstbut those guys just push the leg out of the bed. that's no funme: hahaha, well they clearly dont like sharing the beddsherlockb@omail,com: That phantom leg probably hogged all the sheetsme: you mean the blanket [email protected]: pfft, it's too hot in my apartment for blanketsI just have sheetsme: you know, you could turn the heat down:Pdsherlockb(aomail.com: I'm too hot is the problem

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[email protected]: I have eaten Ethiopian. It was ok, kinda understand why they are so starvingme: hahahahwhat kind of food do you like?dsherlockb(Aomail.com: American, mexican, italian, sushi, chineseme: ok we are doing sushi or chinese tomorrowill look up restaurantsiheard you and ben are cuddlingdsherlockb(aomail.com: when do u wanna eat?we are in a vicous dog fightme: woof!ummm the thing is at 7.30 right?dsherlockb(Oomail,com: probably should be there at 7:30me: okieif the food place is on our way, we can leave around 5.45 or so, if not. ill look at distanceswe'll figure it out tomorrow:Pdsherlockb@omail,com: cool beansme: now ilike the hot ones:PC9hsd]sgkb@s]lle!-Lcslo: huhme: cool beans...:[email protected] : groansme: sexually?: P

[email protected]: veryme: goodill keep doing [email protected] : yea, don't stopme: yumdsherlockb(oomail,com: you"re such a peach, so delicousme: i know, that's why i never go to the hillsdsherlockb@omail,com: I dunno how there can be cannibal tribesme: you dunno how tribes can be cannibals?dsherlockb(Oomail,com: Wouldn't they eat each other?until no one was leftme: hahathey only eat the weaksu rvival of the fittetfittestalso eat people like [email protected]: weak is relative though. As soon as u eat someone weak the next weakest

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[email protected]: What's up buttercup?me: nm choco puffsttapscott@omail. comtim's [email protected]: have that sheeit alreadysme: hahahaha [email protected]: Best thing about dev bio is all the cleavageme: hahahahagood for all the boys in dev bio;)[email protected]: and some of the girlsme: lol [email protected]: http: //chzmemebase.files.wordpress"com/2011/11/internet-memes-we-oot-a-badass-over-here.ipome: yep, that's me:Pim alredy boreddsherlockb@omail,com: I'm already woodme: like a [email protected]: like a treeme: [email protected] : That's so mapleme: maple bacon is [email protected]: Especially when you make it:)me: awww thanks r P

[email protected] : cleavingme: hahaha cleaving the wood?:[email protected]: need alcoholevery time cleavage is saidme: hahahayou could bring in vodka:[email protected]: gotta mix vodkahave some ojcan make screwdriversme: hahahah that sounds [email protected]: whatcha gonna do later if Bens not comin'?me: i have a seminar at 2, so have to stay in school;(prolly sit above udis and work on the course [email protected]: all alones?me: yep:(you come [email protected]: Maybe. Gotta move in to my new lab today though

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The lab doesn't get that steamy hehme: just get a water heater:Pgah, i woke up for thisi could have been [email protected]: There are some cool red lights toosleeping is always a top priorityme: i have a meeting after the semianar, cant even go home: (your favorite slide !

[email protected]: cleavage!me: Ioldont think thats the cleavage you want [email protected]: This cleavage is not excitingme: hahaha maybe one day ill show you mine:[email protected]: Waits patiently*me: hahaha and ihave a bananai will eat it sexily at some pointdsherlo€kb@omail,com: That day will be a good dayme: that will be today:[email protected] : battery x.xme: thats why you charge it fully before coming to school: P

dsherlockb@omail,com : it was 70olome: yesterday was a stressful dya:(haha [email protected]: did u get panda?me: and today is also turning out to be very stressfulno, ben was basically very sick the whole dayand my friend from michigan is in the spirals of depression since yesterdayand its very stressful to me:([email protected][: I hope i'm not stressin' ume: thankfully, no:)[email protected]: with my extra fine looksme: just dont decide to get very sick or very depressed in the next few days:Plol thats the good kind of stress;)[email protected]: and amazing video game skillsme: [email protected]: i'm kind of sick of dev biome: well yeah, you can go kill the [email protected]: but she says cleavage so muchme: ill show you some:[email protected]: hooray!

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10:18 PN4 [email protected]: Gotta learn how to drive, then yuh can get a slurpee whenever u feel like it10:19 Plvl me: or .... i make my bf get me a slurpee if i am really craving it

that's what bfs are for right??:Pdsherlockb@omail,com: I'll make you one out of snow B-)

10:20 PN4 me: as long as its not snow from aurora:[email protected]: Brown snow coca cola flavored slurpee

10:21 Pf4 me: yum!what else is mixed with the slurpee?so ... you wanna go on a date on friday?

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10:23 PM [email protected]: Did yuh have something else in mind?10:25 PM me: not really

[email protected]: Not even murder mystery dinnerdun dun d uuhme: ithink its usually pretty booked:P

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10:28 PM me: well then, its swing dancing or thatof course food though, id kill you and eat you if kept [email protected]: Good luck finishing that mealme: well id freeze your meatwould last me weeks

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dsherlockb@omail,com: Will yuh be in Anschutz tomorrowime: nope: (gotta go to njhill be in anschutz on friday though - got a meeting with the course project profyou coming for dinner tomorrow?dsherlockb@omail,com: Yea, I'll see yuh before 6. Anyways imma jet. Cheeriome: 'n ight grumpball!dsherlockb(aomail,com: ;)

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me; you are biology though, so as you said, phd is kind of a normfor cs, i can get a good job with an undergrad degree. also places like apple really dont giv a shit aboutdegree as long as ihave done cool stuff

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[email protected]: Yea, that's what usually happens but they're supposed to surviveme: cell-killer; )how long did you end up [email protected] :'till 3then on and offyou?me: dont remember, i did wake up a few timesbut it was generally much better than the last few days:)thank you for sacrificing your sleep to enable mine:[email protected]: Anytime, day or night, i'll be there for yuhDo you want to try a sleeping pill? I have some ambien you can haveme: i dontidont want to lose my awarenesshopefully therapy will hlpsleeping pill is not addressing the root of the [email protected] : Aightme: and most days idont have to wake up at an ungodly hour, so ican sleep from like 5-6 am to 10amhey btw, do you get picture messages?dshcrlgsLb.@g-E[elLs9m: YepI gotta 9o right now though, short meeting with my advisorme: sounds goodme too doing the same in a few actuallyslshsf,lqskb(QgEeillq9![: laterzme: bye\

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me: would you run away from the pool?;)so was it full of awkward [email protected]: Oh no you didn't!me: hahahhaa i dunno, you can be pretty closed off as a comp sci personD:[email protected]: He used to be antisocial but he learned to be talkativeme: oh? so he advised you to do the same?dsherleekb@s]llellcs4: Yepme: hahahahahahathat is [email protected]: i'll brb just finishing up a micro prep 5 minsme: iguess hanging out with me will help you advance science;)su re

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me: i did no such thing!all lies!dsherlockb(aomail,com: An album cover lols Theyused to have good SNL writers back in the dayme: is the sickness messing wiht your head?you gonna be a zombie [email protected]: It is a head cold, runny nose, no coughing though. Maybe I can get u sickwith itme: i thought you were saying that i got you sick:Pthe sickness must have mutated a lou)[email protected] : Pandemic!Omg. I almost won but China had 57 people alive when the vaccine got distributedme: contagion, stop being gwenyth paltrow!hahahaha china has too many people;)annihilate [email protected]: I'll leave jackie chan alive, he's coolme: dont need to keep him alinealiveclone his dnathats all you gotta doyou want a nurse giving you a sponge bath tonight?dsherlockb(oomail,com: If I don't have to be crippled to see the nurseme: hmmmm the nurse doesnt have an actual nursing degreebut has great boobsand is v good at giving sponge bathsno crippling. maybe be punched a bit:[email protected]: A punching sponge bath is a rather novel idea.me: it is very [email protected]: therapeutic?me: yeadsherlockb(oomail.com: Gotta figure out how this hermann grid illusion workshttp://en.wikipedia.orolwiki/Grid illusion

me: shitlolinterestinghtto;//www.nku.edu/-issues/illusions/HermannGrid.htmhttp://psvcholoov.about.com/odlsensationandperception/iolOptical-Illusions/[email protected]: Looking at it hurts my head :(me: hahaahahaseems like lateral inhibition is a repeating concept in all the articleshere's someone's thesis

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they will prolly have a decent lit reviewhtto ://www. neco"ed u/librarv/theses/BodkinThesisApr0S. [email protected]: Oh god 54 pages

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dsherlockb@omail,com: I can't think right nows, my head is full of boogersme: :(did you take [email protected]: I used the nasal spray and claritin D for post-nasal drip bc my nose was a

faucet yesterday,Now its the oppositte and I'm all congestedWish it went straight to the middleme: lolsucks that you are sick:(vicks vaporub works for me since i was a [email protected]: ahh. I usually use that for chest coldsme: i used to use it for the both - chest area for chest, nasal area for noseif that wasnt apparenU)

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me: i heard you have the magic touch of [email protected]: Aww, more like psychotic delusionsDidn't know Ben was paranoid :-ome: how do you think we connect?;)we met at a paranoia support group:Pdsherlockb(oomail.com: And here all this time I thought u met through alcoholme: no, that's how you and ben met. i dont have that kind of a drinking problem :Palthough we do have paranoid absinthe raves... hmmm...dsherlockb@omail,com: I've always wanted to try absintheHave you drank it ?

me: the americanized version without the secret ingredientdo want to try the banned version [email protected]: Without the narcotic it's not really the green fairyme: haha true - and i wouldnt be in danger of making out with my own sibling (read eurotrip)dsherlockbfdomail.com: They were twins too.me: well yea, im extrapolating:Pbwbtwi made myself an awesome scrambled eggs, toast with butter, bacon, coffe breakfast this morning:[email protected]: You're making me hungry. I probably will have to skip lunch todayme: oh? I can bring you chips or something from the vending machinesor something from udismy class is on the 6th floor anywaydsherlockb@smail,com: They're too overpricedme: jll get you some cheetoshow about that?

dsherlockb(oomail,com: Nah, I'll just let my tummy growl but thx anywaysme: okay, well, we are prolly doing dinner around 4.30ish [email protected] : Where to?me: ben said he'll think about itor ... we could [email protected]: -Gasps-My thermometer goal must be raisedme: i like you hot:Pthere's no point for a space heater to be cold:P

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and prolly is kinda geneticdsherlockb@omail,com: Did he ask when it started?that might be why it got into childhoodme: he didyeadsherlockb@omail,com: I didn't enjoy our family group therapy. Maybe it will be different for you asit's individual and you sought it out

me: oh iwould HATE group therapyrothberg seems funny and not-judging and is okay wiht me using words Iike [email protected]: Probably, unless you start calling him an asshole :)me: also cracks jokes himselfbtw did you get the emial about bsp?dsherlockb(oomail.com: Recent incidentme: yea the one where they sent the wrong spreadsheet to studentsdsherlockb(aomail.com: i didn't get the spreadsheetme: no new recruits i [email protected]: did they send the evals to the recruitsme: [email protected]: that's a major fuck-upme: it isthe evals had stuff like faculty comments, even on minority status and [email protected]: Dunno why they would even send them a spreadsheet in the first placeme: i think someone fucked up the attachmentanywaygot journal club v soondsherlockb(aomail.com : Aight, laterzme: bye babe

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[email protected]: Gotta go to lab Saturday afternoonHow's your project coming along?me: heyoh? what for?dsherlockb(oomail.com: Paraformaldehyde fix and mount some cellsme: project not coming, doing friend's statsah [email protected]: This the same guys statsme: yeadsherlockb@omail,com: Seems like he is a statisticianme: nobut in many comp sci stuff where you do data collectionyou gotta interpret your results with lotsa statssame goes for biim kinda okay with doing his stats, coz this is helping me learn stats which will be important for mei basically planned to do a t-test, btu his data is not normally distributedthus had to find another [email protected]: Stats is a valuable skill setMuch more than calculusl got some free qdoba today10x > than Chipotle Chipotle< taco bellme: wow, you californians have a twisted sense of taste:Pi like calcu lus: )[email protected]: I like the power ruleEverything else i've forgottenme: hahai remember quite a bit of [email protected]: well ur brain is weird with numbersme: brbbackhow are you feeling?dsherlockb(oomail.com: Not goodHaven't hung out with my Gargi in a long time :(

we were thinking of moving last night's board game night to tonight if tim's conducive to ityou should stay over afterwards if we [email protected]: You're still in need of a good Dominion whoopingme: we will definitely play dominion if we have board gameswait, are you planning on spanking me?:Ptlghg!9skb.@@AjkeI[: Imma spank you so hard, there will be seismic activity in India.

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[email protected]: Where'd yuh run off to after class?me: i had the rapist at 4:)[email protected]: awwi thought it was 5me: yeait washe called yesterday thoughhe had an opening at 4and he remembered my classes ended at 4so ..heard you went home and slept;[email protected]: typical rapist movenot waiting for an answeryeajust finished my paper summariesi've stopped reading the ones that 9et presented by studentsand just read the figuresme: that makes sensehahahhahayou guys dont get a breather for tomorrow?thats harshi still have 3 papers to read:([email protected] : bummerIt looks like I won't be joining this past lab I rotated inme: [email protected]: The professor got pissed off I didn't complete the main projectme: oh? that blowsd idnt he know already?dsherlockb@omail,com: YepFinished the side project thoughGave me a Bme: that suckswell, you anyway wanted to join the first lab right?when do you start with [email protected]: On the bright side it will make the choice of lab to join easier :)Monday with Freedmaybe a mountain viewI hear the mountains are located geographically to the west ;)me: nice!oh shushdsherlqskb@s!.ail,sem: hehe

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dsherlockb(oomail.com: Whatcha doin' tonight Gargs?me: dying ..everything hurts:([email protected]: That's unfortunateme: taken 6 tylenols in 12 hoursgotta lay off [email protected]: Too much acetominophen will fuck the liverme: i thikn im gonna take it easy tongiht and die curled up in a ball, but if you want, we could hangtomorrow night after my study session?

dsherlockb@omail,com: Many people who don't read the tyelenol directions wind up in the hospitalme: haha the max ive taken is 11 in 12 hoursages agodsherlockb@omail,com: If you die, there won't really be a tomorrow ;)me: well it was a hypothetical deathmore like pass out from tiredness and [email protected]: Oh wellz, cya two days from yesterdayme: hahasee ya in class tomorrow

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it says below the link what it is:)dsherlockb(oomail,com: Still a good song hehme: you should incorporate his world famous pants wearing style:[email protected]: I am debating whether to sleep, skyrim or read.me: skyrim!

slay those damn dragonsdsherlockb(aomail.com: I would n all but it probably won't be very useful for the futureme: how much is reading or sleeping going to [email protected]: More than video games I supposeme: its something fun that you like to do, go ahead do it, fuck the future for oncedo what you feel like doing, its a sunday afternoondsherlockb(domail.com: Well what I feel like doing is evil so can't do thatme: what do you feel like [email protected]: Video games are the next best thing through escapismme: what is so evil that you want to [email protected]: Kill people of courseThat is why I live in the futureme: killing people is too much effort, you'll end up locked upmost people are not worth what might happen to you coz of theactdsherlockb(oomail,com: That's why you kill many peopleme: even then, at least personally im selfish and have too much of an idea of self-importancemost people arent worth jack shiteven if you go postal, whats it worth? what do you [email protected]: There's no way to do it and not get caughtButThe only way justice can be served is by taking away your time or lifeme: why do you care so much about justise?dsherlockb@omail,com: If you wait to kill until the end of your life, than there is nothing to loseme: but why would you want to killas in why would you decide this is the end, and killwhen you could live more, experience more things?why would those people be worth ending your [email protected]: It's the end then though, no more experiencesme: why?how do you decide that is the end?

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