Copyright, 1892,BY

The Arlington Chemical Co.YONKERS, N. Y.

Manufacturers of

Phospho-Caffein Comp.A Brain and Nerve-sedative and Antidotefor all Headaches* and Nervousness.

Beef PeptonoidsIn powdered or liquid form—concentratedbeef, milk and gluten digested.Invaluable in all cases of Disordered Nutri-tion.

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beds,

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but a frocjs legs k better thenKi_j Ked for eatinq. Jackasses

is to hold tkare eeps on but

horses beds is to steer them with and eat

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but if he didnthaveno bed, hecouldn't have none eether,only

hke Mb's, which fy from wurryjncj and qurvis

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morninq after he's been to

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the sox off of his hed-ake. It's (jpate4tuff.lt km cure, any kind of had but cUd-Ked.Here's the tab it off of fa’s botfel'too just try it,

Phospho-Caffein Compound,A BRAIN AND NERVE

SEDATIVE.The satisfactory results produced by Phos-

pho-Caffein Comp, in Headaches, Neuralgia,Sleeplessness and General Nervous Irrita-bility, are not due to any one ingredient, but tothe happy effect of the combination.

The usually unpleasant after effects of thesedatives are fully overcome by the reconstruc-tive properties of the other ingredients, leavingthe brain and nervous system in a normal con-dition.

Dissolved in cold water, Phospho-CaffeinComp., forms an effervescing, refreshing drink.

AH EFFECTIVE CURE FOR HEADACHE.A NERVOUS TOHIC FOR FATIGUE.

A RELIEF FOR HERYOUS “WEAR AND TEAR."Dose ;—One to two heaping teaspoonfuls in

a half tumbler of water. Repeat the dose onceat the expiration of fifteen minutes, and againin half an hour if required. Drink while effer-vescing.

The Arlington Chemical Co.YONKERS, N. Y.

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