opposite day
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Opposite Day. By Mr. Sack. On opposite day, I wake up and go to sleep. for the rest of the night, when the sun shines bright. Then I go to school in my room. Not a single rule – don’t have to sweep my broom. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
Opposite Day
By Mr. Sack
On opposite day, I wake up and go to sleep
for the rest of the night, when the sun shines bright
Then I go to school in my room
Not a single rule – don’t have to sweep my broom
And anyway – when it’s time to clean I spread germs on opposite day
On opposite day, children teach the
teachers how to be silly
And go swimming when it’s chilly
Then I watch commercials and skip the shows
I walk on my hands and eat with my toes
And then I play – with bills and forms and junk mail on opposite day!
On opposite day, my dog walks meInside my house
Where the cat has tea with the mouse
Then I watch the birds crawl on the ground
While the earthworms fly all around
What can I say – everything is so weirdOn opposite day!
On opposite day we walk on the ceilingand reach for the floor
To buy socks at the toy store
And I pay for the socks with my toys
Then at the library I make a lot of noise!
At the end of the day: Can’t wait for yesterday on opposite day!