no one can rajni can

8/2/2019 No One Can Rajni Can

1/15

1.RajinikanthkilledtheDeadSea.

2.WhenRajinikanthdoespush-ups,heisntliftinghimselfup.Heispushingtheearthdown.

3.Thereisnosuchthingasevolution,itsjustalistofcreaturesthatRajinikanthallowedtolive.

4.RajinikanthgaveMonaLisathatsmile.

5.Rajnikanthcandividebyzero.

6.Rajinikanthcanjudgeabookbyitscover.

7.Rajinikanthcandrownafish.

8.RajinikanthcandeletetheRecycleBin.

9.RajinikanthoncegotintoafightwithaVCRplayer.NowitplaysDVDs.

10.Rajinikanthcanslamarevolvingdoor.

11.Rajinikanthoncekickedahorseinthechin.Itsdescendantsaretodaycalledgiraffes.

12.RajinikanthonceorderedaplateofidliinMcDonalds,andgotit.

13.RajinikanthcanwinatSolitairewithonly18cards.

14.TheBermudaTriangleusedtobetheBermudaSquare,untilRajinikanthkickedoneofthecornersoff.

15.Rajinikanthcanbuildasnowmanoutofrain.

16.Rajinikanthcanstrangleyouwithacordlessphone.

17.Rajinikanthcanmakeonionscry.

18.Rajinikanthdestroyedtheperiodictable,becauseheonlyrecognizestheelementofsurprise.

19.Rajinikanthcanwatchtheshow60minutesin20minutes.

20.Rajinikanthhascountedtoinfinity,twice.

21.Rajinikanthwillattainseparatestatehoodin2013.

22.Rajinikanthdidinfact,buildRomeinaday.

23.Rajinikanthoncegotintoaknife-fight.Theknifelost.

24.Rajinikanthcanplaytheviolinwithapiano.

25.Rajinikanthneverwethisbedasachild.Thebedwetitselfinfear.

26.TheonlymanwhoeveroutsmartedRajinikanthwasStephenHawking,andhegotwhathedeserved.

27.RajinikanthcantalkaboutFightClub.


2/15

28.Rajinikanthdoesntbreathe.Airhidesinhislungsforprotection.

29.TherearenoweaponsofmassdestructioninIraq.RajinikanthlivesinChennai.

30.RajinikanthkillsHarryPotterintheeighthbook.

31.Rajinikanthdoesnotownastove,oven,ormicrowave,becauserevengeisadishbestservedcold.

32.RajinikanthhasalreadybeentoMars,thatswhytherearenosignsoflifethere.

33.Rajinikanthdoesntmoveatthespeedoflight.LightmovesatthespeedofRajinikanth.

34.RajinikanthknowsVictoriassecret.35.WaterboilsfasterwhenRajinikanthstaresatit.

36.RajinikanthcanthrowtheThackeraysoutofMumbai.

37.Rajinikanthkillstwostoneswithonebird.

38.GooglewontfindRajinikanthbecauseyoudontfindRajinikanth;Rajinikanthfi

ndsyou.

39.RajinikanthgavetheJokerthosescars.

40.Rajinikanthleavesmessagesbeforethebeep.

41.Rajinikanthoncewarnedayounggirltobegoodorelse.Theresult?MotherTeresa.

42.RajinikantelectrocutedIronMan.

43.RajinikanthkilledSpidermanusingBaygonAntiBugSpray.

44.RajinikanthcanmakePCsbetterthantheMac.

45.Rajinikanthputsthelaughterinmanslaughter.

46.Rajinikanthgoestocourtandsentencesthejudge.

47.Rajinikanthcanhandlethetruth.

48.RajinikanthcanspeakBraille.

49.RajinikanthcandodgeChuckNorrisroundhousekicks.

50.Rajinikanthcanteachanolddognewtricks.

51.RajinikanthcallsVoldemortbyhisname.

52.WhodoyouthinktaughtVoldemortParseltongue?Rajinikanthdid.

53.ChuckNorrisoncemetRajinikanth.TheresultHewasreducedtoajokeontheinternet.

54.Rajinikanthgotsmallpoxwhenhewasakid.Asaresultsmallpoxisnoweradicated.


3/15

55.RajinikanthscalendargoesstraightfromMarch31sttoApril2nd,noonefoolsRajanikanth.

56.Rajinikanthgrindshiscoffeewithhisteethandboilsthewaterwithhisownrage.

57.ThelasttimeRajinikanthkilledsomeone,heslappedhimselftodoit.Theotherguyjustdisintegrated.Resonance.

58.Rajinikanthoncehadaheartattack.Hisheartlost.

59.Rajinikantissofast,hecanrunaroundtheworldandpunchhimselfinthebackofthehead.

60.Rajinikanthcanrunatspeedoflightaroundatreeandscrewhimself.

61.Rajinikantcanlickhiselbows.

62.Rajinikantonceateanentirebottleofsleepingpills.Theymadehimblink.

63.Rajinikantdoesnotgetfrostbite.Rajnikantbitesfrost.

64.Rajinikantdoesntwearawatch.Hedecideswhattimeitis.

65.Rajinikantgothisdriverslicenseattheageof16seconds.

66.Whenyousaynooneisperfect,Rajinikanttakesthisasapersonalinsult.

67.Inanaveragelivingroomthereare1,242objectsRajinikanthcouldusetokillyou,includingtheroomitself.

68.Wordslikeawesomeness,brilliance,legendaryetc.wereaddedtothedictionaryintheyear1949.ThatwastheyearRajinikanthwasborn.

69.Thestatementnobodycancheatdeath,isapersonalinsulttoRajnikanth.Rajnicheatsandfoolsdeatheveryday.

70.WhenRajnikanthisaskedtokillsomeonehedoesntknow,heshootsthebulletanddirectsitthedayhefindsout.

71.RajinikantcangivepaintoPainkillersandheadachetoAnacin.

72.Rajinikanthknowswhatwomenreallywant.

73.TimeandtidewaitforRajinikanth.

74.Rajinikanthsneezedonlyonceinhisentirelife,thatswhenthetsunamioccurredintheIndianocean.

75.AsachildwhenRajinikanthhaddyslexia,hesimplyre-scriptedthealphabet.

76.RajinikanthcollectsHoneyfromhisprivateMoonHoneyMoon.

77.Rajinikanthcanansweramissedcall.

78.Rajinikanthdoesntneedavisatotravelabroad,hejustjumpsfromthetallestbuildinginChennaiandholdshimselfintheairwhiletheearthrotates.


4/15

79.RajinikanthsbrainworksfasterthanChachaChaudhurys.

80.Rajinikanthdoesntshower.Heonlytakesbloodbaths.

81.Tobeornottobe?Thatisthequestion.Theanswer?Rajinikanth.

82.ThequickestwaytoamansheartiswithRajinikanthsfist.

83.Wherethereisawill,thereisaway.WherethereisRajinikanth,thereisnootherway.

84.Rajinikanthseverystepcreatesaminiwhirlwind.HurricaneKatrinawastheresultofamorningjog.

85.Rajinikantdoesntbowlstrikes,hejustknocksdownonepinandtheotherninefaintoutoffear.

86.ArchaeologistsunearthedanoldEnglishdictionarydatingbacktotheyear1236.ItdefinedvictimasonewhohasencounteredRajinikant.

87.Thereisnosuchthingasglobalwarming.Rajinikanthwasfeelingcold,sobroughtthesunclosertoheattheearthup.

88.OnceacobrabitRajinikanthleg.Afterfivedaysofexcruciatingpain,thec

obradied.

89.RajinikanthisachampioninthegameHidenseek,asnoonecanhidefromRajinikanth.90.RajinikantprovesNewtonwrongallthetime.Everytimeheperformsanaction,hesimplyeliminatesanythingandeverythingthatcanprovidethereaction.

91.RajinikantisaweaponcreatedbyGodtouseondoomsdaytoendtheworld.

92.Aliensdoindeedexist.TheyjustknowbetterthantovisitaplanetthatRajinikanthison.

93.Weliveinanexpandinguniverse.AllofitistryingtogetawayfromRajin

ikanth.

94.Ifatfirstyoudontsucceed,yourenotRajinikanth.

95.Rajinikanthsfirstjobwasasabusconductor.Therewerenosurvivors.

96.Rajinikanthdoesnotstylehishair.Itlaysperfectlyinplaceoutofsheerterror.

97.WhenRajinikanthplaysMonopoly,itaffectstheactualworldeconomy.

98.Rajinikanthistheonlymantoeverdefeatabrickwallinagameoftennis.

99.Rajinikanthshousehasnodoors,onlywallsthathewalksthrough.

100.WhenRajnikanthshowsyouthefinger,hestellingyouhowmanysecondsyouhavetolive.

101.AHandicapparkingsigndoesnotsignifythatthisspotisforhandicappedpeople.Itisactuallyinfactawarning,thatthespotbelongstoRajanikanthandthatyouwillbehandicappedifyouparkthere.


5/15

BNaveenRajaOctober25,2010at12:41amRajniistheGodofIndiancinema.

Intelsnewtagline.RAJNIKANTINSIDE!!!!

RajnikanthfartedandfromthenthefartisknownasRajnigandha

After20yearsROBOTSwillmakeamovieRAJNIKANT..

whydoesrajnikanthweargoggles????sothatthesundoesnotgetburnt!!!!

DeathoncehadanearRajnikantexperience..!

EkbaarDAYAdarwajatodnegaya,butlifemepehlibaardarwajanaituta...Anderseawaajaayi..YERAJNIKANTKAGHARHAI!

IfRajnikanthwouldhaveborn100yearsback,Britishwouldhavefoughttogetindependence

Rajnicanf***Gajini

REPLY

2parashNovember23,2011at11:12pmf**kina*sh*le..fool.idiot.foolsanda*sh*lesloverajinikanth..

REPLY3KaushikOctober28,2010at6:20amwhyNewtoncommittedsuicide..

Once,NewtonhadcometoIndiaandhehadwatchedafewTamilmoviesthathadhisheadspinning.Hereishowhewasconvincedthatallhislogicandlawsinphysicswerejustahugepileofjunk.

InthemovieofRajnikant,Newtonwasconfusedtosuchanextentthathewentparanoid.Hereareafewscenes:

1)RajnikanthasaBrainTumorwhich,accordingtothedoctorscantbecuredandhisdeathisimminent.Inoneofthefights,ourgreatRajnikantisshotinthehead.Toeverybodyssurprise,thebulletpassesthroughhisearstakingawaythetumoralongwithitandheiscured!LongLiveRajnikant!

2)Inanothermovie,Rajnikantisconfrontedwith3gangsters.Rajnikanthasagunbutunfortunatelyonlyonebulletandaknife.Guess,whathedoes?Hethrowstheknifeatthemiddlegangster&shootsthebullettowardstheknife.Theknifecutsthebulletinto2pieces,whichkillsboththegangstersoneachsideof

themiddlegangster&theknifekillsthemiddleone.

3)Rajnikantischasedbyagangster.Rajnikanthasarevolverbutnobulletsinit.Guess,whathedoes.Noteveninyourremotestimaginations.Hewaitsforthegangstertoshoot.Assoonasthegangstershoots,Rajnikantopensthebulletcompartmentofhisrevolverandcatchesthebullet.Then,heclosesthebulletcompartmentandfireshisgun.Bangthegangsterdies

ThiswastoomuchforourNewtontotake!Hewascompletelyshakenanddecidedtogoback.Buthehappenedtoseeanothermovieforonelasttime,andthoughtt


6/15

hatatleastonemoviewouldfollowhistheoryofphysics!!ThewholemoviegoesfineandNewtonishappythatallintheworldhasntchanged.Oops,notsofast!

Theclimaxfinallyarrives.

Rajnikantgetstoknowthatthevillainisontheothersideofaveryhighwall.SohighthatRajnikantcantjumpevenifhetrieslikeoneofthosesupermantechniquesthatourheroesnormallyuse.Rajnikanthastodesperatelykillthevillainbecauseitstheclimax.

(Newtonissmilingsinceitisvirtuallyimpossible?)

Rajnikantsuddenlypullstwogunsfromhispockets.Hethrowsonegunintheairandwhenthegunhasreachedabovetheheightofthewall,heusesthesecondgunandshootsatthetriggerofthefirstguninair.Thefirstgunfiresoffandthevillainisdead.

Newtonfinallycommitssuicide

REPLY

4SandipOctober29,2010at12:21amRajniManiaRajnikanthwasbraggingtoAmitabhBachanoneday,Youknow,Iknoweveryone.Justnamesomeone,anyone,andIknowthem.Tiredofhisboasting,Amitab

hBachancalledhisbluff,OK,RajinihowaboutTomCruise?

Sure,yes,TomandIareoldfriends,andIcanproveitRajinisaid.

SoRajiniandAmitabhBachanflyouttoHollywoodandknockonTomCruisesdoor,

Andsureenough,TomCruiseshouts:Thalaiva!Greattoseeyou!YouAndyourfriendscomerightinandjoinmeforlunch!

Althoughimpressed,AmitabhBachanisstillskeptical.AftertheyleaveCruiseshouse,hetellsRajinithathethinksRajiniknowingCruisewasJustlucky.

No,no,justnameanyoneelseRajinisays

PresidentObama,AmitabhBachanquicklyretorts

Yes,Rajinisays,Iknowhim.

Andofftheygo.AttheWhiteHouse,ObamaspotsRajinionthetourandmotionshim,saying,:Rajini,whatasurprise,Iwasjustonmyway

toameeting,butyouandyourfriendcomeoninandletshaveacupof

coffeefirstandcatchup.

Well,AmitabhBachanismuchshakenbynow,butstillnottotallyonvinced.Afte

rtheyleavetheWhiteHousegrounds,heimploreshimtonameanyoneelse.

ThePope,AmitabhBachanreplies

Sure!saysRajini,MyfolksarefromItalyandIveknownthePopealongtime.

RajiniandAmitabhBachanareassembledwiththemassesinVaticanSquarewhenRajinisays,Thiswillneverwork.IcantcatchthePopeseyeamongallthesepeople.Tellyouwhat,IknowalltheguardssoletmejustgoupstairsandIllcomeoutonthebalconywiththePope.


7/15

AndhedisappearsintothecrowdheadedtowardtheVatican..Sureenough,halfanhourlaterRajiniemergeswiththePopeonthebalcony.

ButbythetimeRajinireturns,hefindsthatAmitabhBachanhashadaheartattackandissurroundedbyparamedics.

WorkinghiswaytoAmitabhBachansside,

Rajiniaskshim,Whathappened?

AmitabhBachanlooksupandsays,

IwasdoingfineuntiluandthepopecameoutonthebalconyandtheItalianmannexttomesaid,

WhosthatonthebalconywithRajini?

REPLY

5XOXOOctober29,2010at9:16amFacebookfounderMarkZukerbergwashospatilised????BcozRajnikantpokedhimonFacebook

REPLY

6LOLOctober29,2010at9:19amBreakingNews:-itsofficialnow.ThemissingpieceofTheApplelogowaseatenbyRajnikanth!!!!

REPLY

7MonodipOctober29,2010at9:21amPaultheOctopuswasaskedtopredictRajnisdeath,Pauldiedyesterday.

REPLY

8EnnaRascalaOctober29,2010at9:26amwhatdosegodsayswhenheisastonished..-OMR(OHMYRAJNIKANTH!!!)

REPLY

9PrakashOctober29,2010at12:09pmA22wheelerTataTruckOnceCrashed2Rajnikant.

.

.

..

.

Now,ItsCalled

TataNano!

************************

RajniRajni,


8/15

YesPapa!EatingSugar,NoPapa!TellingLies,NoPapa!OpenUrMouth,YennaRascallaMindIt!!!

***************************

OnceDinosaursborrowedmoneyfromRajnikanthandrefusedtopayhimback.Thatwasthelasttimeanyonesawdinosaurs

*****************************

Rajnikanthdoesntneedadebugger.Hesimplystaresatthecodeandthebugconfesses.

*****************************

[email protected]

REPLY

10HARIBABU.AOctober30,2010at11:56pmVanakkamsir,pleaselistenmefor5minutes.Ialreadysendlettersbyfaxandbyregd.postforanappointmenttotellaboutthestory.please(TELUGU)NAAKATHATHONUTHANASAKAMARAMBHAMOUTHUNDHI.NowIaminKOLKATA.IsawyourROBOTinhindiinkolkata.itwassuperb.but(TELUGU)CHINNAVELITHIVIGNANAMVINODAMTHOKADUPUNINDINDI,KAANI,AAKALITHEERALEDUSIR.DAYATHOMIMMALNIKALISEADHRUSTAMKALPINCHANDI.NAAKATHAVINANDI.IDHIMEEKOSAMNAAKOSAMKAADUSIR.SAMAJAMKOSAM.SIR.Ishallbewaitngforyourreply/appointmentsir.HariBABU.A(Govt.Servant)Kolkata.E-mailid.babu_smooth@2007yahoo.comInmynextmailIwillinformYOUabouttheTITLE

REPLY

11AugustineNovember3,2010at4:24amRajnikantcanlaughwithhislips!!!Rajnikantlovestoswiminlava!Rajnikantusetoironhisshirtafterwearingit!!!

REPLY

12shaggyvanderwaalsNovember22,2010at6:21amLays.OnlyRajinikantcaneatjustone.

REPLY

13SatishNovember23,2010at8:47amIfyouspellRajanikantwrongonGoogleitdoesntsay,DidyoumeanRajinikanth?Iimplyreplies,Runwhileyoustillhavethechance.

REPLY

14PallabNovember23,2010at8:48amRajnikanthoncewroteacheque,thebankbounced!


9/15

REPLY

15ktNovember26,2010at1:32ammichaeljordontorajnikanth-icanspintheb.ballonmyfingrzz4twohrzzz,whtcanudo??Rajnikanth-yennarascala,howdouthinktheearthspinzzzzzz?

REPLY

16JokesPrank.ComDecember3,2010at8:10pmFinallyPappukepasshonekaraazkhulgaya.Teachersuseyfailkarhinahipayebecausehiseveryanswerstartedwith........A.AccordingtoRajnikant.blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

-

RAJNIadopted..twoelephantstwocamelsandtwohorsesfromzoo..

douknowwhy???

toplaychess!!!

?1barchandpe1Makkhidikhaidi

NASAkofficerskhushogayeYe,

LIFEONMOON

LIFEONMOON

BaadMepatachala

RAJNIKANTpatangudarhatha

-

BreakingnewsRecently,therewasapowerfailureindifferentpartsofthecountryduetoexcessiveloadonthegrids.OninvestigationitwasrevealedthatRajnikantwascharginghisphone.SinceonecouldnotsaynethingtoRajni,itwasdecidedbyGOIthatanuclearpowerplantshallbebuiltinchennaiforthisspecificpurpose

-

Baarishhuiaurbheeggayehum..wahwah


10/15

Baarishhuiaurbheeggayehumwahwah

Aagekyahua?

Honakyatha,Rajinikantnephoonkmari,Aursukhgayehum!!

REPLY

17Vinay36December26,2010at2:42pmEarlierRajnikanthusedtouseatoothpowderforhisteethtobestrong,nowthatpowderiscalledAMBUJACEMENT

REPLY

18DhurjotiMarch21,2011at8:48amBreakingNews:WhyJapanishitbyTsunamiandEarthquakebcoz...RajnikantlosthismobileinJapananditwasinVibratemode.

REPLY

19TeeneshMarch26,2011at5:04amOnceRanjnikanthorderedaplateofidliinmcdonldsbutMR.McDrefusedtogive

ittohim...SincethatdayMR.Mcdsitsoutsidehisownrestaurant.

REPLY

20AbahanApril20,2011at3:17amRajnikantcelebrateddiwalionlytwiceinhislifetime.ThistwooccasionsareknownasWorldWar1'&WorldWar2'!!

*****

Indiaactuallydidnthave50,000croresfororganizingtheCommonwealthgamesRajnikanthgaveittothem!

*****

OnceRajnikantpurchasedaROAD-ROLLER.Douknowwhy....ToIRONhisclothes

REPLY

21IqbalApril29,2011at2:18amGirl-Kyatummereaashiqho?Boy-HaanGirl-Tofirmereliyechaan,taarelaoBoy-TeraAashiqhu,Rajnikantkabetanahi

REPLY


11/15

22ArijitApril30,2011at2:11amOnceRajnikanthparticipatedin100mtrsrace.Obvioushewonbut,EinsteinDiedafterwatchinghisracebecause........Lightcamesecond!!

REPLY

23RajaApril30,2011at2:25amoncetherewasamassiveaccidentbetweenacycleandatrain.Thetrainwasdestructed.Why???.....

..

.CozRAJANIKANTHwasSittingonthecycle

***

Friendsafter100yearsGuesswatwillbdyearscalled?......

A.R.andB.R.(AfterRajiniKanthandBeforeRajiniKanth)

***

twitterfollowingrajanikant

***

veryfewpplknwthtthefilmingofjurassicparkwasdoneinRajnikanthsunderwear

***

OnceRajnikantandasmallgirlwereplayingcards.Rajnilosesthegameinspitehaving3ACES.Why??BecauseThegirlhad3RAJNIKANTS

***

Rajnikanthsdoghousehasasignboardonitsaying.........BewareofRajnikant!!

***


12/15

theflimanacondawasshotinsiderajnikanthaspant

***

SantaBantacommittedsuicideinfearofloosing,aftertheycametoknowthatRajanisirhasjoinedthejokerace

***

SantaBanta,C.I.D.Team&Rajnikantwerewalkingthroughadesert,Suddenly,outofnowhere,theyseeahugesandstromcoming,Santa:OyeBanta,tufaan!Banta:Santa,apuntohmarengeab!ACPPradyuman:DayajaraPatalagaoyehamarerasstemeinrukawatayitoayikahase?Daya:Sir,nayahadarwazahaijissetodkehumbhaagsakenatufaankomeinthappadmaarsaktahu......

..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.RAJNIKANT:SorryforSneezing

***

Oncewhilesleepingrajniwasutteringsomenumbers.thecollection,todayisknownaslogtable!

REPLY

24gaziboMay18,2011at8:21amAfrustratedmessagefromRajnikanttoall

Saaloeklimithotihai.

yehkaunlikhrahahaiki

Ranjikanttattikhatahaiaurpicheserotinikaltihai???

REPLY

25kungaJune17,2011at3:01amifitisallaboutrajnikanth,,then,IheardthatthemanbehindthedeathofOsamaBinLadenisRajnikanth!!!!!!!!thatswhythemisssonwaskeptsecret!!!!!!!!!

REPLY


13/15

26TahirJune21,2011at11:00amRajinikantcansayMwithouthislipstouching

REPLY

27SanchoAugust10,2011at6:38amSantane1QuestionPuchaaurRanjnikantBehoshhhhh!!!

Question-BLACKiscolour,WHITEisalsoColour

ButBLACK&WHITETVisnotColourTV

Why.?

REPLY

28fraserOctober7,2011at8:00amrajnikantnakhayaeksuparirajnikantnayrakhdiyauskanaamrajnigandha.

REPLY

29ChillPillOctober14,2011at10:33am//RajnikantJokes//RajnikanthJokes//RajniJokes//

SuperdupercollectionofmyRajnikantjokes.-WhenRajnikantwasstudyingin3rdstd.some1stolehisroughnote.&

Nowtheycallitas.Wikipedia

========================================

WhenRajnikantwasaStudent!!!

TeachersusetoBunktheclasses!!!

========================================

Rajnikantstartedcollege.Allstudentswereconfusedwhiletakingadmissionbecausenameofcollegeis

RajnikantsMedicalCollegeofEngineeringforCommerce.

========================================

THEMOSTNEGLECTEDFACTOFTHEENTIREDECADE!!!!

SachinTendulkarsmothersnameisRAJNITendulkar

AndhiscoachsnameisramaKANT

Isthereaneedtosayanythingbeyondthis???

========================================

Rajinikantgot150questionsinexampaperaskingSolveany100questions

Hesolvedall150andwrote,Rascalla!,CHECKANY100!

========================================


14/15

OnedayRajanithoughttoplaycricketinmonsoonandrainstoppedduetoplay.

========================================

RajnikanthsnextprojectistheTitanicinTamil.However,Rajnihastwistedtheclimax.Boththeleadactorssurvive.RajniswimsacrosstheAtlanticOceanwiththeheroineinonehandandTheTitanicintheother

========================================

WhosaystheworldwillbedestroyedinDec2012..RajnikantjustboughtaLaptopwiththreeyearswarranty

========================================

Rajnicanwalkfasterthanlight.Rajnicannotbecreatedordestroyed;itcanonlybechangedfromoneformtoanother.

========================================

LawofConservationofRajni

AllscientistsfailedtoanswerthisbutrajnikanthdidQues:Whichliquidturnssolidonheating?Ans:Dosamindit!!!

========================================

OnceaphotoofRajnikantwasgivenforXerox.Donteventrytoguesswhathappened.

WegottwocopiesoftheXeroxmachine.

========================================

Onemore:

Onceuponatime

RajnikantusedToothPowdertogetstrongteeth

todaythatpowderisknownas

AMBUJACEMENT

REPLY

30riyaOctober16,2011at1:08am

RajnikanthfartedandfromthenthefartisknownasRajnigandha

After20yearsROBOTSwillmakeamovieRAJNIKANT..

whydoesrajnikanthweargoggles????sothatthesundoesnotgetburnt!!!!

REPLY

31riyaOctober16,2011at1:11amhahahahhahah


15/15

rajiniisindianchucknorries,iwantgooglealsodosomethingofrajiniliketheyhaveajokefornorrieslikewhereischucknorries

REPLY

32ookra@lovesmsNovember9,2011at11:03amRajinikanthgotsmallpoxwhenhewasakid.Asaresultsmallpoxisnoweradicatedha,ha,ha..FunnyLoL..

REPLY

LeaveaCommentName*

E-mail*

Website

no one can rajni can

Documents