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M Parents

SEPTEMBER, 2011 VOL. #1 ISSUE #1

Father

My father is of great stature. He stands six feet and two inches tall. He has salt

pepper hair that is located on the top of his head. He has white skin that turns red in the s

and he also has a big nose. My father owns his own business in downtown Albemarle. T

business is no other than Chambers Engineering. At his place of work, he has acquired th

employees. These workers specialize in civil engineering just as my father does. My fat

also has many hobbies. He likes to fix classic cars and drive them around. He is the own

of a 1964, Pontiac and a 1965, Ford Mustang fastback. Every so often, he will take one o

them to a cruise in, and there he will walk around the streets that are crowded with old

people and also young people combined. Another of his hobbies is the playing of the

acoustic guitar. He enjoys playing his guitar while attempting to sing. He never knows t

words so he says a word every now and again and he just hums loudly for the rest.

As well as the aforementioned details of my fathers life, he also plays the piano for West Albemarle Baptist Church. There

he has played piano for over fifteen years. This is significant because it shows the commitment he possesses for the musical

attributes of the piano. As well as the keys, he plays the flugelhorn and the trumpet. The nature of these two brass instruments is that

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My father (continued)

But in this case, he had my cell phone and my

phone was ringing and I had just come back

from Australia on the plane and I thought it

was my mum and it was Woody Allen just

checking to see if I wanted to be in his movie.

-Radha Mitchell

OUR BELOVED CONTACT

INFORMATION

Telephone: 704-982-8404

Facsimile: none

427 Pee Dee Avenue, Albemarle, NC28001

My Family


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Throughout my life my family has usually been in

the possession of domesticated mammals; although, we have

also possessed some aquatic animals as well. Our scope of

pets is not very broad at all. We have had cats, dogs, and

the occasional fish. The first pets we had were obtained

before my birth. These were no other than canines. On top

of that they were three in number. It is from pictures of my

younger years that I have inferred that these mammals

existed. I regret to say that it is not in my knowledge on theoutcome of them.

The next of these pets was a dog named Mudge. A

silly name perhaps but a name none the less. Now I do

remember Mudge quite vividly despite my younger age.

Every time I would set foot outside that black and brown

mutt would become overjoyed that he had another being with

a pulse to play with. However, it was my belief that he was

going to kill me. This caused me to run quickly up the

particular area of a slide purposed for downward sliding.Our possession of Mudge was short-lived, for what is the

purpose of owning a dog that you will not play with. (Pets

After our experience with Mudge, we

thought it best to keep animals that were felinein nature. As a result we ended up with

Whiskers the cat. Whiskers was nice, playful,

and full of joy. Just as we had Mudge for a

short time, Whiskers life was short indeed, yet I

am not completely positive on the cause of

death for I was not able to perform an autopsy

on the carcass. However, it is to my belief, that

my father accidentally burned him to death in

the engine of his truck.The last significant pet I shall talk

about will be Samantha my dog. I was given

Samantha as a 7th grader and she caused a

ruckus in our backyard. She used her massive

fangs to rip the vinyl siding off of our house.

Although i showed much protest to my father,

Samantha the Labrador was given to hunters.

Animals

Ofthe domestic sort

Animals

O the domestic sort continued


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On the date of April twenty second and in the year of 19

I was born. This being said, using deductive reasoning we are ab

to say that I am of the age that is sixteen in years. As soon as I w

of sufficient age, my parental units enrolled me into the Little Re

School House. The Little Red School House is thought by most

people to be a pre-school, but in fact it is a drug ring where the

teachers engage in illegal affairs. After exactly one year had

passed, I graduated from pre-school. I graduated from pre-schoo

and I never looked back. When you examine the sequential leve

of education you will find that kindergarten follows shortly after

pre-school era. So I learned to cope, and the specific thing I lear

to cope with was the draining effects of school work. School wo

A dastardly thing it is. And so in this day and age, I travel on to

complete my career in high-school.

September,2011 VOL. #1 ISSUE #1

My name is Miller

INFORMATIONAbout me as well

It can be argued that I am the

most awesome member of the immediate

family of those who are collectively

named Chambers. Although no

supporting evidence is present in my

cerebral lobes at this moment in time, I

am sure that there is some sort of

evidence present in some place. An

inquiry of my hobbies and lifestyle

would lead you to behold the following

answers: running, playing, frolicking (in

designated areas), guitar playing,

television watching, and recreational

walking. These are just a few of the

many things that characterize my

lifestyle. Now I shall proceed to further

elaborate on the happenings of my life.

It is widely known that my main hobby is

the playing of video games. I am the

owner of a PlayStation 3, and also a

former owner of a PlayStation 2. Those

Japanese people sure do make a mean

gaming system.

An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome.

-William Manchester

Each new generation is a fresh invasion of savages.

-Hervey Allen


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September, 2011 VOL. #1 ONE ISSUE #1

ON MY FAMILY (that is living abroad in the world and its

entirety) AND THEIR LOCATIONS

If I were to take a map, label that map with the locations of all my family members, and show

you that map, you would be awestruck. You would be awestruck because I applied the force of awe on

your mental state of mind. You would see red dots that mark my relatives positions in the following

areas: Cartersville, Georgia; Rockwell, North Carolina; A place somewhere in Colorado; Albemarle,

North Carolina; Jamestown, North Carolina; and that is all of my closest relatives. These places are now

better as a whole due to the fact that my high quality relatives are indigenous there.

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HOUSE

427 Pee Dee Avenue

Albemarle, NC 28001

WE DO NOT OWN A PO

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Although we are

connoisseurs of the U.S.

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