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Lunch theft at the animal impression competition

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Lucy, the competi-tion’s host, begain the event by telling intro-ducing herself. The first contestant was Wil, who was told to make the sound of a chicken laying an egg.

Everybody had to admit Will did put a lot of effort into his impression. It was obvious he had been practising. He had won many times in the past and may have done enough to win again.

Before the next im-pression was called, everyone in the room was nervous. David was especialy nerv-ous, he could only make one animal sound, the donkey, frowned upon for be-ing common.

The competition was going smoothly, around a third of the contestants had per-formed, until the twins, who everybody says look nothing allike, arrived late. One was very angry and one appeared to be drunk.

While the bumbling twins caused chaos a masked man crept into the room. Us-ing the twins as a distraction, he stole everyones sand-wichs, and even their crisps.

Richard’s stomach began to rumble. He hadn’t perfomed his impression yet and was very nervous, he really wanted to win. Being hungry didn’t help. It was time for lunch.

Phil, a man famous for always being hungry, was the first to reach for his lunch box. When it wasn’t there he went pale, realisation spreading over his eyes. He sat silent and then began to scream.

This unfortunate event affected people in different ways.Richard and Mike found a local itallian restaurant and waited impatiently for their meal, thinking about the sandwhich’s they could have had.

The competition ended and weeks passed. The villian was still at large. Until one day he was caught when some-one recognised the lunch box he was eat-ing from was thiers.

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