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THE MULLETTHE MULLET
DEFINITIONDEFINITION
Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socioeconomic among those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well status, consisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly. flowing locks posteriorly.
EXAMPLEEXAMPLE
BusinessBusiness
Party Party
NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE
Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”cut”
Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, Missouri Mississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchasecompromise, Louisiana purchase
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
Common among Common among drivers of Chevy drivers of Chevy Cameros, as well as Cameros, as well as Trans Am’s and Trans Am’s and ThunderbirdsThunderbirds
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
SUBTYPESSUBTYPESCAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
BMX MULLETBMX MULLET
Among the longest of Among the longest of the subtypesthe subtypes
Some are mistaken for Some are mistaken for ugly girls ugly girls
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
PORN MULLETPORN MULLET
Elegant blend of form Elegant blend of form and functionand function
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair
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SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for short Makes up for short stature with long stature with long hairhair
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
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SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET
The intellectually challenged The intellectually challenged who sometimes forget to cut who sometimes forget to cut the back of their hairthe back of their hair
MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST SEXUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AMONG ENCOUNTER AMONG
MULLETSMULLETS
05
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PORN SD=2.1
CAMERO SD=1.7
BMX SD=3.5
MIDGET SD=5.4
AGE
FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET FEMALES: A MAJOR MULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
WHY THE MULLET?WHY THE MULLET?
WHY THE MULLET?WHY THE MULLET?
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
Professional wrestling matches Professional wrestling matches auto racesauto races monster truck rallies monster truck rallies dog tracksdog tracks
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
On the web:On the web:www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.nomullets.comwww.nomullets.com
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
In Houston:In Houston:Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west of Anywhere on Richmond Ave. west of 610 610
MULLET MULLET QUESTIONS?QUESTIONS?