Mary

Nate

Will

Charlie

George

Old SpiceOld Spice does not smell nice. It smells like ice. It tastes like dice, and dice taste bad

Everyday my brother Will puts it on. Every day I vomit on the lawn. Old Spice does not smell nice.

The last day of school

On the last day of school it was quite cool.I went to Chelsea to get my pet fool (dog)

Every day he jumps and chews like he is in puppypalooza which gives him teeth as nice as the beach.

Numb Thumbs

I fell in the 3.5 acre poolit’s Filled with frozen peanut butter it’s very cool

My hand got very numb And so did my harry thumbs.

Big Fish

I just caught a 100 pound cat fish.It’s the biggest you’ve seen. It’ll be in your dish.

He is very big and very spiny His name Is Piney and he is slimy.

Anyone Besides

Carl Dares to Eat the

Finger of a Great

Hippopotamus Inside of

Eyjafjallajokull Kashmir

The girLHippopotaMus

Never Once

Put on her Quirky

Rear end Smelly her

Toes are Useless her

Vault is What a

Xylophone Yahoo the Zit said

Believes he is the best kid in the family

Enforces this by saying he is

Nobody believes me

Remembers things very wellOnly remembers things that

happened a long time agoBut some times remembers

things that happen recently

Everyone knows of this talentRealistic and true

This is something I’ll always remember

Hog Dog

What do you call a barking bacon producer?

East feast

What do you call Thanksgiving in D.C?

Fog Nog

What do you call a egg drink mixed with low clouds?

Pie

PieTasty delightful

I eat it bake it and make itPie is awesomeBaked goodness

Pi

PiNever ending confusing Magical confusing puzzlingIt’s useful in our lives.3.14159265358979323846

Who likes fried worms?

I looked on the groundI saw a frying earthworm

It was very sad

I cant feel my finger!

I fell in the poolIt made me so very coolMy finger got numb.

The Play Date

GeorgePlays with Cooper

In the yardAlmost every night

Because it’s fun

The Dog With Issues

AuggieAte the couch

In the basement10 years ago

Because she had issues

The thing we all ask about hensIs are there any named be

That live in a houseWith a huddle of mouse

The answer: Unbend to find out .

Red is the color of the mature Kudu.Purple is the color of the doll of voodoo

Green is the color of the grassTransparent is the color of glass

Blue is the color you see deep into the eyes of a kinkajouBrown is the color of the kinkajou hair

Do light bulbs get tired of lighting a room?Do light bulbs want to go in a car and zoom?

When a light bulb dies does its family get sad?When a light bulbs loses the lottery does it get

mad?

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

Get Out Of Here

When the dog puts one paw in front of the other

Then digs rapidly

You need grass seed

You will hate me when you find out that I snuck outside at 12:35AM

You would have been scared to death

I wanted to see the fireworks

Credits: Writing: Ben Iverson

Pictures of dogs: Mary IversonOther Pictures found on: Google Images