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REJECTION One of two things happen in a relationship: you break up, or worse, you get marri ed. Ortiz. You cannot comprehend the pain of rejection and that emptiness engulfing your sto mach until you have been dumped by your true love. The Reality Factor. Wives file for divorce 66% of the time. Wives make their husbands so miserable th at the husbands file 24% of the time. The other 10% of marriages end when men fi le once they finally figure out that they married the wrong woman, or just becau se they hate being on a 24-hour curfew. Doc Love. Rejection is worse than parking tickets. Fast Eddie Love. You come in alone, and you go out alone. Anonymous. Make mistakes quickly. B. Hanes. Rejection feels like a baseball bat hitting you in the stomach at full swing. The Bottom Line Factor. The higher her Interest Level, the more she will want you to stay, and the less s he will want to reject you. Brother Love. Rejection doubles the rejectee s Interest level temporarily. Father Love. You have no idea how much more pleasant it is when she thinks she dropped you. Fas t Eddie Love. Divorce is good for real estate salespeople and divorce lawyers. Doc Love. Bear the pain, and promise yourself that the next time you will follow The System. Re verend Love. Rejection is the ultimate challenge. Sal The Fish Love. If love is supposed to feel so good, how come I m in all this pain? Cowboy saying. Breaking up is never mutual. The dumpee always hurts more. Foxx. Marriage is inexpensive; divorce is very expensive. Chinese proverb. The man rejects his mistress when she acts like his wife. Fast Eddie Love. You reject her to cure her bad attitude and to help out the next guy. Sal The Fish Lo ve. If you go out with someone who makes more than you do and she rubs it in your fac e, she s out. Doc Love. Divorce is only a temporary solution if you continue picking losers, or it you pi ck winners without acting like one yourself. The Reality Factor. When she does the breaking up, she did everything for the uncouth, unappreciative Neanderthal. When he does the breaking up, the insensitive slob broke her heart The Feminists Rule Book. Rejection shows no mercy; it s worse than shooting the wounded. General Love. In order to suffer less, The Key is to get out first.You have to start dropping women who have low Interest Level and/or bad attitudes even if you like them. (N ow we ll see how tough you are, big guy!) Reject her only if you know you can resi st the temptation to go back. She will only take you back so that she can be the happy rejecter. Remember, when the lifeboat of love is going down, there is onl y one set of water wings!