Lost in the Caribbean!Lost in the Caribbean!

I have a small problem, yes it is I have a small problem, yes it is true… I’ve lost my creative muse, true… I’ve lost my creative muse, and I know not what to do!and I know not what to do!

If you could just help me, and keep a If you could just help me, and keep a sharp eye…sharp eye…

Ask everyone you know, feel free to Ask everyone you know, feel free to pry and spy…pry and spy…

I’ve just got to find him, or my writing I’ve just got to find him, or my writing is simply of no use!is simply of no use!

You’ll find him easy to spot, for You’ll find him easy to spot, for he’s really quite hot…he’s really quite hot…

He resembles this He resembles this guy, and will guy, and will answer to Bloomanswer to Bloom

I think he’s gone on I think he’s gone on vacation… but we vacation… but we must get him back must get him back soon!soon!

He has many disguises and may He has many disguises and may try to hide… perhaps in the try to hide… perhaps in the Caribbean is where he now Caribbean is where he now abides… ?abides… ?If he’s decided to take If he’s decided to take

to the seato the seaHop in your boats and Hop in your boats and

go searching for me!go searching for me!Look for a young man Look for a young man

who goes by Will who goes by Will TurnerTurner

And who, with swords, And who, with swords, is a very fast is a very fast learner!learner!

But if it is Will he is currently But if it is Will he is currently being, there is someone else with being, there is someone else with him you might also be seeing!him you might also be seeing!

This one’s name is Jack This one’s name is Jack Sparrow and he’s no Sparrow and he’s no jokejoke

He might act drunk but He might act drunk but he’s no dopehe’s no dope

He’ll take Will’s side - He’ll take Will’s side - though he might try though he might try to deny itto deny it

He is, after all, just a He is, after all, just a dirty pirate!dirty pirate!

These two together make quite a pair, These two together make quite a pair, so if you are sailing their way please so if you are sailing their way please use care!use care!

Stay clear of the curse and Stay clear of the curse and don’t touch the gold,don’t touch the gold,

Watch out for Sparrow’s wit Watch out for Sparrow’s wit and don’t get too bold,and don’t get too bold,

Or soon you may find Or soon you may find yourself enjoying their yourself enjoying their company, company,

And hear yourself singing And hear yourself singing “A pirate’s life for me!”“A pirate’s life for me!”

YO HO!YO HO!

And yet there is another this muse And yet there is another this muse could be, and this one prefers to could be, and this one prefers to reside in the trees…reside in the trees…Much different then Much different then

his real self he his real self he could look, you could look, you must know…must know…

He’ll have blonde hair He’ll have blonde hair and pointy ears and and pointy ears and carry a bow…carry a bow…

So keep a sharp eye So keep a sharp eye for this quick and for this quick and quiet elf!quiet elf!

Through the forests of Middle-Earth Through the forests of Middle-Earth you must go in your quest, for Legolas you must go in your quest, for Legolas

will be a hard quarry to best.will be a hard quarry to best. Difficult to catch this Difficult to catch this

elf will prove,elf will prove,Doubtless you two Doubtless you two

will share many a will share many a move,move,

But you must not fail But you must not fail to find him for me, to find him for me,

For The Wall that Fell For The Wall that Fell all depends on him all depends on him you see!you see!

He won’t give in without a He won’t give in without a fight, so if in the end you have fight, so if in the end you have him in your sight…him in your sight…Call for help don’t let Call for help don’t let

him get away,him get away,

Bring him to me and Bring him to me and you’ll save the day!you’ll save the day!

I’ll pay you a handsome I’ll pay you a handsome reward to be sure,reward to be sure,

For when I have my For when I have my muse once again my muse once again my writer’s block will be writer’s block will be cured!cured!

Don’t let yourself be distracted Don’t let yourself be distracted by such a pretty face, for a by such a pretty face, for a “happily ever after” would not “happily ever after” would not be the case!be the case!Please just return him as Please just return him as

quickly as you can,quickly as you can,

And if you wish to borrow And if you wish to borrow him later I’m sure we him later I’m sure we can work out a plan,can work out a plan,

But he is my muse you But he is my muse you do understand,do understand,

And using him without And using him without permission would be permission would be bad bad bad!!!bad bad bad!!!

So keep looking and searching and So keep looking and searching and pass it around: Lossefalme’s Orli pass it around: Lossefalme’s Orli muse has been lost and must be muse has been lost and must be found!found!Keep in mind he might Keep in mind he might

go as Bloom… and go as Bloom… and so you may find him so you may find him soon,soon,

For after the release of For after the release of Pirates he may find Pirates he may find it hard to hide …it hard to hide …

Really all those Really all those screaming screaming adolescent girls are adolescent girls are on our side!on our side!

Or he might be Will Turner with Or he might be Will Turner with Captain Jack at his side…Captain Jack at his side…In which case you must be In which case you must be

careful not to fall prey careful not to fall prey to pirate pride!to pirate pride!

Try not to drool if you find Try not to drool if you find him in this guise,him in this guise,

Though I know it’s hard Though I know it’s hard and I’ll tell you no lies…and I’ll tell you no lies…

Upon Turner you must not Upon Turner you must not let your heart get set, let your heart get set,

Even though he’s real Even though he’s real sexy when he’s wet!sexy when he’s wet!

GASP! Wait there he is, talking GASP! Wait there he is, talking with Depp! Quick let’s grab with Depp! Quick let’s grab him and don’t let him slip!him and don’t let him slip!

I’ll go around and come I’ll go around and come from behind,from behind,

You distract him, be sure You distract him, be sure he pays me no mind,he pays me no mind,

I’ll give him a shot that’ll I’ll give him a shot that’ll put him to sleep,put him to sleep,

He’ll have to go quietly, He’ll have to go quietly, he won’t make a he won’t make a peep!peep!

““Hello there, Mr. Hello there, Mr. Bloom!”Bloom!”

*THUNK**THUNK*

*muffle*THUD**muffle*THUD*

Oh yes, lookie there, I think we Oh yes, lookie there, I think we have done it! Now he’s asleep, have done it! Now he’s asleep, but he’ll just rest for a bit…but he’ll just rest for a bit…

I’ll take him home and I’ll take him home and put him to bed,put him to bed,

And he won’t And he won’t remember anything remember anything that here has been that here has been said,said,

Back to his muse-duties Back to his muse-duties he’ll have to go,he’ll have to go,

Perhaps now my writing Perhaps now my writing won’t go so slow!won’t go so slow!

But one of these days he’ll take But one of these days he’ll take another vacation… and I’ll need another vacation… and I’ll need your help once again to find his your help once again to find his location!location!

He’ll once again go for He’ll once again go for the sea or the trees,the sea or the trees,

Once again choose Once again choose which character to be!which character to be!

So if you’re out walking So if you’re out walking one day and you spyone day and you spy

Bloom or Turner or Bloom or Turner or Legolas go byLegolas go by

Please, remember my Please, remember my cry: “HELP! My muse cry: “HELP! My muse is on the loose!”is on the loose!”

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