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May 26 - June 1, 2011Vol.23, No.36

Music Fest 2011Takes Center Stage

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Don’t miss the final concert of the HLSCC 2010-11

Performing Arts Series this Saturday 28th May from 8pm

at the Paraquita Bay Auditorium, which will bring the cur-

tains down on the College’s 16th concert season.

Dubbed the “HLSCC Summer Music Fest,” the per-

formance features each of the College’s own six musical

ensembles which is made up of students, faculty and

staff of the College in addition to musicians within the

community. The groups are led by Allison Flax-Archer

(Woodwind Ensemble), Eric Wattley (Chamber

Ensemble), Arthur Selwood (Brass Ensemble), Andre

Braithwaite (Jazz Ensemble), Shelly Urquhart (Concert

Chorale) and Clennell Vanterpool (the Virgin Gorda Wind

Ensemble).

Coordinator of the Performing Arts Series, Linette

Baa said the ensembles are expected to perform a com-

bination of classical and jazz selections, including a

broad range of music spanning many centuries.

The Summer Music Fest, which is also featured

twice during the year – in late May ad Christmas time,

has become a traditional finale to the College’s annual

Performing Arts Series.

Now completing its 16th year, this past season has

highlighted many world-class performances by showcas-

ing an exciting line-up of outstanding artists from various

genres. These events have included original choreogra-

phy from the CADA Players’ dance extravaganza Steppin’

Out to the Reggae Showcase featuring Gramps Morgan

and the classically mesmerizing Eroica Trio.

So make sure to get your tickets for this musical

extravaganza and listen out for the line up of live enter-

tainment planned for the forthcoming 2011/12

Performing Arts Series which will be certain to keep us

entertained throughout the next season.

Adult tickets are $20 in advance or $25 on the door

available at LIME, HLSCC Bookstore, Road Town Bakery,

Umi Fashions and Sunny Caribbee. Children’s tickets are

$5, available only at the door. For more information or to

reserve tickets, please contact Ms. Baa on 852-7223.

— Jan Critchley

HLSCC Summer Concert FinaleThis Week’s Feature Story

4Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

By Arlena St. Hilaire

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I think I Got One!

A couple weeks ago my niece, KC and I were sitting

on the dock just ‘shooting the breeze’ when she asked if

we could go fishing. I told her sure no problem but we

had to first get the line and hooks etc. So, we made a

date for the following weekend.

I did the necessary prep work: got the fishing poles

from my brother-in-law, bought hooks, and of course, we

had to get bait. Then it was off for a day of adventure and

hopefully some fish. I haven’t been fishing in a few years

despite living mere steps away from the water so; it was

safe to say that I was a little rusty.

KC was really excited as it was her first time fishing

and she couldn’t wait to cast her line. Initially, it was just

suppose to be us girls but my nephew and his cousins

saw us on the dock, came out to inquire and before you

know it, they had all joined in on the fun.

Things started off a little slow at first, there were

plenty of fish as we could see but

we weren’t getting any bites. After

about an hour and still no fish we

decided maybe our bait wasn’t

working, so we switched up and

tried again. Ten minutes after my

niece cast her line I hear a loud

screech, “Aunty Lena, I think I got

one!” We pulled and reeled and

pulled some more and there it was the first catch of the

day, a doctor fish!

After that first catch she got the hang of it and

began fishing like a pro, because shortly after throwing

her line again she caught another, this time a yellow tail.

It seems she had gotten the technique down pat, of

knowing when to pull on the line to hook the fish. She

didn’t even need my help reeling them in anymore. After

that she was unstoppable, reeling them in one after the

other. Even some spectators and workers around the

area were impressed by her skills.

My nephew and his cousin were determined to

catch more fish than us but hadn’t gotten a single bite.

They were annoyed that we were now up four and they

had none. I went over and gave them a hand after put-

ting some fresh bait on the line and making a few adjust-

ment. A few minutes later there was a tug on the line –

they had gotten their first catch of

the day.

By the end of the day, sun

scorched and tired, we had a bucket

full of fish and memories to last a life

time. Although my nephew caught a

couple more later that day, they girls

still walked away with the most

catches of the day!

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By Melissa Woodley

The Other WomanTwenty-two-year-old Emilia (Natalie Portman), a

recent law school graduate, finds herself drawn to Jack

Woolfe, partner at the firm where she now works. His

already-failing marriage crumbles and ends completely

when Emilia finds herself pregnant with Jack’s child. The

two quickly marry and in less than a year Emilia goes

from single young woman to married stepmother and

mother-to-be.

And then her new world comes crashing down when

newborn daughter Isabel dies suddenly just days after

birth. It is here, actually, that the film The Other Woman

begins, with Emilia crushed, grieving, angry, and still

attempting to find her foothold as a stepmother to a pre-

teen boy. And to complicate things further, the boy

(William) is heavily influenced by his mother Carolyn’s

ideas about Emilia.

We learn most of this story through the use of flash-

backs interspersed with scenes from the current day-to-

day life Emilia leads, which includes a lot of one-on-one

time with William on days when she picks him up from

school. The two bicker,

almost like siblings, but

William probably does-

n’t realize how deeply

his jabs hurt his step-

mother, especially when

the subject of his baby

sister comes up. Is

William simply repeat-

ing Carolyn’s ideas, is he

being intentionally hurtful, or is he grieving the infant’s

death as well? It seems the answer could lie in any or all

of these possibilities.

And there’s still one secret Emilia hasn’t told any-

one.

The acting in this drama is superb, especially the

scenes between Portman and Charlie Tahan, who plays

William. Emotionally draining, the film delves deep into

Emilia’s own questions about falling in love with the

“wrong” person, finding a niche in a new form of family,

and demanding a reason for an innocent death.

The film is based on a 2006 book titled “Love and

Other Impossible Pursuits,” by Ayelet Waldman.


Teddy Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart and others to prevent fourof history’s worst villains from conquering the world.

8:30 π ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, BillPullman. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fightback after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities.

9:00 ? ››‡ “Legally Blonde” (2001) Reese Witherspoon,Luke Wilson. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove toher former boyfriend that she has more than good looks.

9:40 º ››‡ “Revenge of the Nerds” (1984) RobertCarradine. College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form theirown fraternity for computer-whiz misfits.

10:00 Z ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992) Clint Eastwood, GeneHackman. An old gunslinger, his ex-partner and a quick-draw kid go bounty hunting in a town called Big Whiskey.Ω ››› “Changing Lanes” (2002) Ben Affleck, Samuel L.Jackson. An attorney and a recovering alcoholic have a caraccident which escalates into an ongoing feud.

11:00 4 ››› “Inside Man” (2006) Denzel Washington. Anenigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking pointa volatile game between a bank robber and a detective.

11:45 Ω ››› “Handgun” (1994) Treat Williams, SeymourCassel. Two estranged brothers reunite to hunt for cash,stolen and stashed by their dead father.

12:25 Z ››› “The Man With Two Brains” (1983) SteveMartin, Kathleen Turner. A brain surgeon finds true love witha mass of cranial nerve tissue he wishes were his wife’s.

SATURDAY MAY 28, 2011

6:00 3 ››‡ “Anchorman: The Legend of RonBurgundy” (2004) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s

THURSDAY MAY 26, 2011

6:00 ∫ ›››‡ “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of theRing” (2001) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. A chosen hobbit andhis loyal friends join a wizard, humans, a dwarf and an elf on aquest to destroy a powerful ring and defeat an evil lord.

6:05 º ›››‡ “District 9” (2009) Sharlto Copley. A field opera-tive for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees con-tracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA.

6:30 1 ›› “Miss Congeniality” (2000) Sandra Bullock,Michael Caine. An image consultant transforms a tomboyishFBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover.π ›››‡ “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) Julianne Moore,Annette Bening. The teenage children of a lesbian couple seekout their biological father and make him a part of their lives.

8:00 & ››‡ “Liar Liar” (1997) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. Aboy’s birthday wish comes true that his neglectful father, a fast-talking lawyer, will not be able to tell a lie for 24 hours.∂ ›››‡ “How to Die in Oregon” (2011) Premiere. Terminallyill patients in Oregon choose assisted suicide.

9:00 1 ››‡ “Two Weeks Notice” (2002) Sandra Bullock,Hugh Grant. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer,who is quitting after five years of service.∫ ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone, Penn Badgley. Theescape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to usethe high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

9:35 Ω ››‡ “Guilty as Sin” (1993) Rebecca De Mornay, DonJohnson. Before a criminal lawyer knows what has happened,she is forced to defend a wife killer she knows is guilty.

9:50 º ››› “G.I. Jane” (1997) Demi Moore, ViggoMortensen. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigoroustraining under a tough officer’s command.

10:00 Z ››› “The Fly” (1958) Al Hedison, Patricia Owens. Ascientist’s genes are mixed with those of a common houseflyduring a botched teleportation experiment.ª ››› “The Bourne Identity” (1988) Richard Chamberlain,Jaclyn Smith. An amnesiac assassin flees toward the truth witha woman he has kidnapped.

11:40 π ›› “Basic” (2003) John Travolta, Connie Nielsen. ADEA agent investigates the disappearance of a fearsome ser-geant and his Special Forces trainees.

11:50 ∂ ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) MichaelCera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. After meeting the gal of hisdreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of herex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him.

12:00 J ››‡ “All-American Girl: The Mary Kay LetourneauStory” (2000) Penelope Ann Miller, Omar Anguiano. A marriedteacher has an affair with a 13-year-old student.

FRIDAY MAY 27, 2011

6:05 º ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) ReeseWitherspoon, Josh Lucas. Separated from her Southern hus-band, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts himabout a divorce.

6:15 Ω ››‡ “The Stickup” (2001) James Spader. A burned-out police officer winds up on the wrong side of the law afterbecoming involved with a local lawman’s ex-wife.

6:45 ∫ ››‡ “Disney’s A Christmas Carol” (2009) Voices ofJim Carrey, Robin Wright Penn. Animated. Scrooge must faceuncomfortable truths when three Christmas spirits take him on ajourney through his past, present and future.

7:00 ∏ ››› “Adventureland” (2009) Jesse Eisenberg,Kristen Stewart. iTV. A college grad takes a lowly job at anamusement park after his parents refuse to fund his long-antici-pated trip to Europe.

8:00 3 ››› “Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones, WillSmith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dan-gerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth.∂ ››‡ “Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian”(2009) Ben Stiller, Robin Williams. Larry Daley joins forces with Ca

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Ask Koren

Ask Koren

Send your questions to [email protected] and aresponse will be provided

Dear Koren, I have a 34 year old sister who gossips too much.

She is always on the phone discussing somebody’s busi-ness and sometimes I even hear her telling her friendsabout personal stuff with her boyfriend or things thathappen in our house. How can I get her to stop? She isolder than me and we have had arguments about it butshe says that I don’t pay her phone bill or license on hermouth.– Concerned Sister

Dear Concerned Sister,

The tongue is indeed a mighty weapon and has

been known to inflict great damage or impart comfort.

However, the tongue of someone who gossips is rarely

ever used for good. Gossiping is a bad habit and can real-

ly cause her to lose friends, be perceived as someone

who is shallow or malicious and cause people to mistrust

her.

I’m sure you know by now that we cannot really

change other people – she has to stop herself. Arguing

with your sister will only cause her to be defensive and

feel as though you are criticizing her. Instead of arguing,

point out some examples of how gossip has harmed

innocent people and if you can find an example of how it

hurt her, that would be even better.

Here’s what you can do: • Let her know that she should not discuss your busi-

ness or the family business with other persons when it is

none of their concern. Perhaps you could also have one

of your parents talk to her about it and hope that she

respects their request.

• Be careful what you say around her, so that you are not

giving her material to use.

• Don’t encourage her with the gossip thing. It would not

Your personal E-therapist, is in the house!

My Sister Is A Gossipbe nice if you encourage the

same behaviour that you dis-

like. When she starts to talk

about others, change the

topic to something else or

find something good to say

about the person.

Maybe your sister is bored and does not have

enough exciting things going on in her life. Encourage

her to get involved in meaningful activity, so that her

focus is not on others so much.

Remember as someone once said, small minds dis-

cuss people, average minds discuss events and great

minds discuss ideas; maybe you can put this up on the

bedroom wall and hope that the non-verbal message

inspires her.

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Stars On The BeachTopping the bill this weekend for live entertainment

is the BVI Music Fest 2011 (see page 15 for full details) at

Cane Garden Bay from Friday, 27th May to Sunday, 29th

May. "Stars on the Beach!" is the theme for this annual

three-day festival that has traditionally brought artists

from throughout the Caribbean, the US and the world.

The headlining artists include Trey Songz, Ms Keyshia

Cole and Boyz II Men as well as reggae and dance hall

star Capleton, Soca King Iwer George and the legendary

Black Stalin. The BVI's own Quito and the Edge,

Showtime Band and Addicsun Band are also on the line

up. Tickets are $30 nightly. For more information go to

www.bvimusicfestival.com.

Boat Race With A Poker FaceA game of poker is known for being fast-paced and

thrilling – but no casino game can live up to the excite-

ment of the Leverick Bay Poker Run, the most anticipat-

ed nautical event in the BVI! Running from Friday, 27th

May to Sunday, 29th May, this fun event attracts more

participants each year from the BVI, USVI and Puerto

Rico. With almost 140 boats and over 2,000 people

expected to take part in this year’s race, celebrate in style

with Leverick Bay managers and organizers, Nick and

Monica for this extra special 10th Silver Anniversary run.

So get your poker face on and be in to win as there is a

lot at stake with up to $15,000 in cash prizes and special

prizes for fun categories such as best-dressed crew! Go

to www.pokerrunbvi.com for details.

Don’t Rock The BoatThis year's 37th annual celebration of classic wood-

en boats will set sail Friday, 27th May through Sunday,

29th May from Foxy’s Jost Van Dyke. Foxy's Wooden Boat

Regatta regularly draws boats from near and afar for a

few days of hot racing and hotter nights! The fun starts

with registration and music Friday night, followed by

yacht racing on Saturday and Sunday. The event finishes

on Sunday with the awards ceremony and party after-

wards! Call 494-9258 for more details on the event!

Wreck WeekIf underwater adventure and exploration gets your

adrenaline pumping, then sign up for the 3rd annual

Wreck Week that is running from Saturday, 28th May

through Saturday, 4th June. The week promises to be

unforgettable; filled with diving excursions, great food,

all kinds of water sports and historical tales. Experience

some of the best wrecks in the Caribbean (including HMS

Rhone and the Chikuzen) with expert divers whose

knowledge of the sites can transform the experience(contd. on page 14)

Vol. 23, No. 36 • May 26 - June 1, 2011

Your Guide to British Virgin Islands Events


live music • events • concerts • parties • sports • movies and more

LEVERICK BAY (VG) — Leverick Bay Poker Run

SATURDAY - MAY 28ROAD TOWNVILLAGE CAY— Steel Band & BBQ 7-10pm. THE PUB— Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pmDRAKES POINT — Curry NightU.P’S CINEMA — DJ Commodore

NANNY CAY/ PEG LEGSPEG LEGS RESTAURANT— Happy Hour 5-7pm

CANE GARDEN BAYCANE GARDEN BAY BEACH— Music Fest 2011

WEST ENDPUSSER’S — Music by O2 Band 7-10pmJOLLY ROGER— Live Music by Marvin

VG & OUTER ISLANDSFOXY’S (JVD) — Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race LEVERICK BAY (VG) — Leverick Bay Poker Run

SUNDAY - MAY 29ROAD TOWNVILLAGE CAY— Sunday Brunch with the Last Virginfrom 11- 3pm.U.P’S CINEMA — Latin Sundays DJ Fuggi. $2 beersall night.



THURSDAY - MAY 26ROAD TOWNPUSSER’S— Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm. $1 off any drinks. VILLAGE CAY— Happy Hour from 4:30-7pm. THE PUB— Happy Hour 5-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S— Music by Uprising Band


VG & OUTER ISLANDSPUSSER’S MARINA CAY— Daily Happy Hour from5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

FRIDAY - MAY 27ROAD TOWNVILLAGE CAY— Sushi Night. U.P’S CINEMA — Cosmic Bowling with DJMillennium King



WEST ENDPUSSER’S — Music by Norbert’s Steel band 7-10pmJOLLY ROGER— Live Music by DA’Tis

VG & OUTER ISLANDSSCRUB ISLAND— Live Music from 6-10pm’FOXY’S (JVD) — Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race

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live music • events • concerts • parties • sports • movies and more

Upcoming Events

ESHS Art & Craft Exhibition

2011 — June 2 - 28

Humane Society Dog Show

— June 4

RBVIYC Race & Cruise (JVD)

— June 4

Tea in the Garden

— June 5

VISAR Waterworld

— June 5

VISAR Swim the Sound

— June 5

International Luncheon

— June 12

Hope Festival — July 4-8

14th CAC Age Group

Championship — July 1, 2

WEST ENDSEBASTIAN’S— Candyman live from 7pm.JOLLY ROGER— Sunday Sundown entertainment byDA’Tis & Big Sexy


VG & OUTER ISLANDSFOXY’S (JVD) — Foxy’s Wooden Boat Race LEVERICK BAY (VG) — Leverick Bay Poker Run PUSSER’S MARINA CAY — Daily Happy Hour from5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE— Leon & the Hot Shots

MONDAY - MAY 30ROAD TOWNPUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm. THE PUB— Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.


CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S— Margarita Mondays & Live Music byCandyman

VG & OUTER ISLANDSSCRUB ISLAND— Caribbean Night, Live Music from6-10pmPUSSER’S MARINA CAY— Daily Happy Hour from5-8pm with music by Eric Stone

TUESDAY - MAY 31ROAD TOWNPUSSER’S — Daily Happy Hour from 4-7pm.

WEST ENDTHE CLUBHOUSE AT FRENCHMANS— MojitoMadness Jappy Jour $3 mojitos & $2 tacos


EAST ENDTRELLIS KITCHEN/CYBERCAFÉ— Ladies Night - 2 for 1 drinks

VG & OUTER ISLANDSPUSSER’S MARINA CAY— Daily happy hour from5-8pm with music by Eric StoneCHEZ BAMBOO (VG) — Live Music by Morris Mark

WEDNESDAY - JUNE 1ROAD TOWNPUSSERS — Martini Night 6pm. Daily happy hourfrom 4-7pm. 2 for 1 drinks specials.VILLAGE CAY— MJ Blues from 7-10pm. THE PUB— Daily Happy Hour from 5-7pm.


EAST ENDPUSSER’S EAST— Happy Hour 4-7pm.

CANE GARDEN BAYMYETT’S— Live Music by Caave Stout

VG & OUTER ISLANDSSCRUB ISLAND — Wine Tasting from 6-8pmPUSSER’S MARINA CAY— Daily Happy Hour from5-8pm with music by Eric Stone BATH & TURTLE RENDEZVOUS BAR (VG) — Caribbean Buffet and Profile Band

Humane Society DogShow — June 4


(contd. from page 11)

from just a dive to an experience of a lifetime. To register,

contact a dive operator from the organization’s web site

www.bvi.scuba.org

Curry FavorIf you enjoy a good curry with a beer, or any other

beverage for that matter – then head to the Curry Night

at Drakes Point this Saturday, 28th May. Reservations

are recommended by calling 494-3017 or 443-3385.

Peg Legs New NightCome and enjoy Peg Legs restaurant where

“Succulent Sunday is Prime Rib Night”. At only $28 per

person, this sure beats cooking the Sunday roast at

home! Plus stop by the Beach Bar every day from 11am

and don’t forget Happy Hour every day from 5-7pm. Be

there, and let the good times roll. Call 494-0028 for

reservations.

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The stage is set, the

performers confirmed

and the excitement is

building as the BVI

Music Fest 2011 takes

over Cane Garden Bay

shores this weekend.

The lineup is explo-

sive with a mix of

local, regional and

international artists set to take the stage. This year inter-

national musical talents, Trey Songz, who gave us hits

like Can’t Help but Wait and Bottoms Up, Keyshia Cole

with her soulful sultry hits You Complete Me and Playa

Cardz Right and Boyz II Men with their timeless records

End of the Road, On Bended Knee and a personal

favorite One Sweet Dayare undoubtedly this years head-

lining acts. Other crowd favorites will include Capleton,

Iwer George and Pablo Piddy.

This year the festivities we be held in the village on

the beach between Myetts and the Ivan Dawson Primary

School. The entrance fee is only $30 per night but week-

end passes are available for $70 for the three nights and

$50 for VIP tickets. Shuttle buses will run from the Noel

Lloyd Park to Cane Garden Bay nightly and limited park-

ing is available to allow efficient emergency access.

Friday is expected to be the biggest night with per-

formances from the BVI’s own four time road march

champions Show Time Band with their infectious

rhythms Wine like Crazy and Yo-Yo. The much anticipat-

ed Trey Songz who is also set to hit the stage that night,

is undoubtedly a crowd favorite and will definitely rock

the house.

Saturday night the talented Keyshia Cole, who will

surely have you rocking to her soulful hits, takes to the

stage but if you were more in the mood for some reggae

or dancehall music ‘The Fireman’ Capleton will not disap-

point.

Things slow down on Sunday with performances

from one of the most successful R&B groups of all time –

Grammy Award winning Boyz II Men, winding down the

night with that smooth rhythm and soul, and closing out

the 2011 Music Festival.

This highly anticipated show is sure to make for a

weekend of great entertainment and music; you’d better

not miss it!

BVI Music Fest 2011 - The Stage is Set

— Arlena St. Hilaire

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* The MentalistB Manhunters: Fugitive Task ForceD Code Wars: America’s CyberThreat The online vulnerabilitiesAmerica faces as a nation.U 24 Hour Restaurant Battle

10:30 ? Audrina11:00 / Police Women of Broward

CountyL American Chopper: Senior vs.JuniorU Chopped

FRIDAY MAY 27, 2011

7:00 / Four Weddings4 NCISU Iron Chef America

7:30 0 Pawn Stars8:00 * Flashpoint

` Friday Night Lights? Mob WivesD The Celebrity Apprentice

9:00 ) Supernatural* CSI: NY` Dateline NBCP Hooked

9:30 / Say Yes to the Dress: BigBliss

9:45 ∂ Bridesmaids: HBO First LookKristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph star inthe comedy.

10:00 _ ( 20/20

tv specials & highlights


Limin’ Times Entertainment Guide

* Blue Bloods/ Four WeddingsD The Oprah Effect Oprah Winfrey’sinfluence can impact businesses andturn entrepreneurs into millionaires.L Swamp Brothers

10:30 > Fashion PoliceL Swamp Brothers

11:00 & Men of a Certain AgeN Coal


7:00 2 The Game8:00 _ ( Wipeout

* NCIS/ 48 Hours MysteryP Ice Pilots

8:30 6 It Could Happen TomorrowU Unwrapped

9:00 _ ( The Bachelorette* NCIS: Los Angeles` Law & Order: LA/ 48 Hours on ID: Left for Dead? Basketball WivesU Unwrapped: All American EatsCoca-Cola, America’s number-one softdrink; Girl Scout cookies; 500 millionTwinkies. (N)

9:30 6 It Could Happen Tomorrow10:00 ` Law & Order: LA

> Keeping Up With the Kardashians? Basketball Wives


7:00 / Pawn Queens0 Pawn Stars4 NCISB The First 48P Border WarsU Iron Chef America

7:30 / Pawn QueensP Border Wars

8:00 _ ( Wipeout) The Vampire Diaries* The Big Bang Theory/ Police Women of Broward CountyD Apocalypse 2012 Fascinating peo-ple around the world discover ways toprotect themselves on December 21,2012.

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9:30 , Click & Clack’s As theWrench Turns` Parks and Recreation

10:00 _ ( Rookie Blue

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U Meat and Potatoes11:00 / 48 Hours Mystery

> The SoupU Iron Chef America

SUNDAY MAY 29, 2011

7:00 _ ( America’s Funniest HomeVideos* 60 MinutesP Man-Made Disasters Mud volca-noes, tornadoes and earthquakes maybe the results of man’s impact on envi-ronment.

7:45 ∂ True Blood8:00 _ ( America’s Funniest Home

Videos, National Memorial Day Concert(2011) Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegnaco-host the concert honoring men andwomen of U.S. military services.< The Great AdventureD New Age of Wal-Mart The world’slargest retailer tries to reinvent itself.

8:30 / Extreme Couponing9:00 _ ( Extreme Makeover: Home

Edition/ My Big Fat Gypsy WeddingQ Memories of M*A*S*H ShelleyLong hosts this retrospective of the pio-neering 1972-83 series featuring classicmoments and recollections of castmembers, including Alan Alda, LorettaSwit and Harry Morgan.U Best in Smoke

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“Go! Chase those skirts,” were the men’s instruc-

tions given by Stephanie Russ Penn at the start of

Saturday’s Blenheim Trust 5K Series finale at the A. O.

Shirley Recreation Grounds as 36 souls braced the

inclement weather.

The 22 men who had a three minutes handicap, had

no other choice but to chase the 14 women and see if

they could catch them all. As the women disappeared

out of the grounds, the men waited—some wondered if

they would get close.

Series debutant Meriel Steadman and Martine

Allee set the pace for the women—many of them run-

ning in skirts—as they ran through the streets of Road

Town on the City Circuit course that covered 3.1 miles. It

tokk them through Wickhams Cay, down to the

Hospital, up Main Street, through Lower Estate and the

fringes of Huntums Ghut, looping out to the stop light

and back to the Shirley Grounds.

When the men started, defending champ Steven

Asson, Virgin Gorda’s Emrol Amsterdam and Mark

Stephenson led the parade of runners with series leader

Zebalon McLean in tow.

Off on a frantic pace, they set off trying to cut into

the deficit and catch the women. One by one the leaders

picked them off, but Steadman and

Allee continued to hold ground even

though their three minutes lead was

steadily being eroded.

Eventually, the race became a

three man battle with Amsterdam,

Stephenson and McLean trying to

catch Steadman and Allee after pass-

ing everyone else. Soon enough, they

all passed Allee and Amsterdam separated from the field

in pursuit of Steadman. Would he catch her?

Still leading, Steadman entered the Shirley Grounds

with a nine seconds lead over Amsterdam. The race was

on. Amsterdam’s legs burned as Steadman made her

final kick. Amsterdam made his final push but then ran

out of ‘real estate’ as Steadman crossed the line.

Amsterdam had made up all but six seconds of the

full three minutes deficit to finally pull out a victory on

Tortola, raising his arms triumphantly as he crossed the

Blenheim Trust branded finish line tape in 19 minutes,

09.37 seconds. He was followed by Zebalon McLean a

few seconds back in 19:10.60 with Stephenson third in

19:19.18. Asson followed in 19:24.82 as the only four to

break the 20 minutes barrier on the chase.

Steadman’s winning debut time was 22:03.37,

beating 13 of the 22 men competing. Allee placed sec-

ond in 22.51.12 with Darwn Peters grabbing the third

spot in 23.43.86 to complete the only three women

under 24 minutes.

As the race ended and the rains began to fall, it was

time for the awards ceremony, which is always capped

off by Mrs. Pearline Robinson’s now famous tasty banana

nut bread. Who ate the most? Ah…that’s another story!

The men liked the idea of the three

minutes handicap and the women did-

n’t seem to mind having the spotlight

as they were grouped together on their

own pace—perhaps wondering how

far they would get on the course before

the men chased them down. It was,

however, a great end to the series.

Men Chasing Women for Banana Bread

Vol. 23, No. 36 • May 26 - June 1, 2011

Meriel Steadman crosses the line first

By Dean “The Sportsman” Greenaway


San Diego newscaster feels threatened by the arrival of anambitious woman looking to climb the ranks of journalism.Ω ›››› “Tootsie” (1982) Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange.The Oscar-winning tale of a temperamental actor who becomesa sensation while posing as a woman on a hit TV soap opera.

6:20 º ››‡ “Some Kind of Wonderful” (1987) Eric Stoltz,. Agrease monkey’s tomboy friend helps him woo a popular girl intheir Los Angeles high school.

7:10 Z ››‡ “F.I.S.T.” (1978) Sylvester Stallone, Rod Steiger.Mobsters push a 1930s laborer to the top of his union, theFederation of Inter-State Truckers.

7:30 π ››› “Catch Me if You Can” Leonardo DiCaprio. AnFBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man whoassumes various identities and commits forgery.

8:00 J ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell. A widow-er advice-columnist faces a personal and professional chal-lenge when he falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend.º ››› “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” Steve Martin. Anad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travel-ers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago.

9:00 1 ››› “Bolt” (2008) Voices of John Travolta. Premiere.Animated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the canine star ofa hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to NewYork to rescue his owner and co-star.∏ ›››‡ “The Hurt Locker” (2008) Jeremy Renner, AnthonyMackie. iTV. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad faceincreasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down.

9:50 ª ››› “Red Dragon” (2002) Anthony Hopkins, EdwardNorton. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for help instopping a serial killer who slaughters families.

10:00 , ›››‡ “Doctor Zhivago” (1965) Omar Sharif, JulieChristie. Boris Pasternak’s story of a poet/doctor, his wife andhis lover unfolds during the Russian Revolution.Z ›››‡ “Presumed Innocent” (1990) Harrison Ford, BrianDennehy. A married prosecutor hires an attorney to defend himagainst charges of murdering his seductive colleague.

10:45 ∫ ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) Will Ferrell, MarkWahlberg. Two deskbound detectives get more than they bar-gain for when they take on a seemingly minor case that mayturn out to be New York’s biggest crime.

11:00 1 ››‡ “Jumanji” (1995) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt. Amagic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy whodisappeared in 1969 while playing it.

11:15 º ›› “The Great Outdoors” (1988) Dan Aykroyd, JohnCandy. A Chicago man and his family go camping with hisobnoxious brother-in-law and his family.

12:00 J ››› “Dan in Real Life” (2007) Steve Carell. A widow-er advice-columnist faces a personal and professional chal-lenge when he falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend.

12:20 Z ›››‡ “The Age of Innocence” (1993) Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Pfeiffer. An upper-class lawyer falls in love withhis fiancee’s freethinking cousin in 1870s New York.

12:50 º ››› “About Last Night...” (1986) Rob Lowe, DemiMoore. Chicago singles Danny and Debbie meet in a bar, movein together and wonder if it’s love.

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6:00 4 ›››› “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) HarrisonFord, Karen Allen. Globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jonesraces the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious artifact.

6:15 º ›› “Brewster’s Millions” (1985) Richard Pryor, JohnCandy. A minor-league pitcher inherits $300 million but mustspend $30 million in 30 days to get it.Ω ››› “The Others” (2001) Nicole Kidman, ChristopherEccleston. A devout woman with two sunlight-sensitive childrenbelieves ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion.

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8:00 3 ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson, VinceVaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partyingwith a politician and his eccentric family.º ››› “Stir Crazy” (1980) Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor. Twolosers dressed as big birds for a bank’s PR stunt go to prisonafter two other big birds rob it.

9:00 ` ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004) Matt Damon,Franka Potente. A CIA chief sends a senior operative to takedown Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent is behindthe deaths of two people.1 ›››› “WALL-E” (2008) Voices of Ben Burtt, ElissaKnight. Animated. After years of tidying up an Earth devoid ofhumanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical scout and chasesher across the galaxy.

10:00 5 ››› “The Passion of the Christ” (2004) JimCaviezel, Monica Bellucci. Condemned to die by crucifixion,Jesus of Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours.

10:15 3 ››› “Wedding Crashers” (2005) Owen Wilson, VinceVaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partyingwith a politician and his eccentric family.

11:00 N ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith.Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigatingmurders linked to stolen heroin.

11:35 º ››› “Purple Rain” (1984) Prince. The Kid fights hisrival for a singer and Minneapolis rock-club success.

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1:00 ∂ ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010) Jonah Hill,Russell Brand. A record-company employee has just a few daysto get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comebackconcert.

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6:00 J ››› “Seventeen and Missing” (2007) Deedee Pfeiffer.A woman has psychic visions after her teenage daughter disap-pears, following a wild party.

7:10 ∫ ›››‡ “Toy Story 3” (2010) Voices of Tom Hanks.Animated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselvesdumped in a day-care center after Andy leaves for college.

7:45 π ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen and helps himrealize his potential on and off the football field.

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10:30 N ›››‡ “Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of theSith” (2005) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman. Seduced by thedark side, Anakin Skywalker turns against his mentor, Obi-WanKenobi and becomes Darth Vader.

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12:45 ∫ ››‡ “The Men Who Stare at Goats” (2009) GeorgeClooney, Jeff Bridges. A struggling reporter gets the scoop of alifetime when he meets a soldier who claims to be part of aparanormal military unit that has been reactivated for duty inIraq.


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6:30 π ›› “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010) Zac Efron, AmandaCrew. After losing his brother in a terrible accident, a youngman feels torn between honoring a promise he made four yearsearlier and pursuing a romance with a former classmate.

7:00 ∂ ››› “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” (2010) MichaelCera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. After meeting the gal of hisdreams, a charming slacker must contend with an army of herex-boyfriends, wanting to get rid of him.

7:30 2 ››› “Love & Basketball” (2000) Sanaa Lathan,Omar Epps. From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fallin love while trying to establish basketball careers.

8:00 3 ›››‡ “Forrest Gump” (1994) Tom Hanks, RobinWright. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seenthrough the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75.

8:15 π ›››‡ “The Kids Are All Right” (2010) JulianneMoore. The teenage children of a lesbian couple seek out theirbiological father and make him a part of their lives.

9:50 º ›››‡ “Gangs of New York” (2002) LeonardoDiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis. During the era of Tammany Hall’ssway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangsterwho killed his father.

10:00 ? ››› “What’s Love Got to Do With It” (1993) AngelaBassett, Laurence Fishburne. Anna Mae Bullock meetssinger/songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show businessunder the stage name Tina.

11:25 ª ››› “Starship Troopers” (1997) Casper Van Dien,Dina Meyer. Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a viciousarmy of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity.

11:50 Z ›››› “Das Boot” (1981) Jürgen Prochnow, HerbertGronemeyer. The captain and crew of a World War II U-boatfollow incredible orders under claustrophobic conditions.

12:40 º ›› “Dear John” (2010) Channing Tatum, AmandaSeyfried. Unexpected consequences await a soldier and hislover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seventumultuous years.

1:00 2 ››› “Idlewild” (2006) André Benjamin, Antwan A.Patton. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player and his fellowperformer try to keep their establishment out of hoodlums’hands.


6:00 ∂ ›› “Enough” (2002) Jennifer Lopez, Billy Campbell.After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself inorder to battle her abusive husband.

6:05 º ››› “The Associate” (1996) Whoopi Goldberg,Dianne Wiest. A Wall Street whiz invents a male partner toattract clients for her fledgling investment business.

7:30 ∫ ›› “White Chicks” (2004) Shawn Wayans,. Two maleFBI agents pose as female socialites to foil a kidnapping plotand save their jobs.

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8:30 2 ››› “Baby Boy” (2001) Tyrese Gibson, OmarGooding. A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women whiledealing with two children and his mother’s new boyfriend.

9:25 ∫ ››› “Easy A” (2010) Emma Stone. The escape of alittle white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

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