life accounts
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When you were Born.
Its the Opening of the Financial year.(.1.4.XXX)
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Your
Is like Journal Entry.
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When You meet someone.
Its a Transaction
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When you make someone Smileor Someone makes you Smile!!!!!!!
Its a Contra Entry!!!!
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When You Help Someone andyour help is Acknowledge
Its like, Cash Sales!!!!!!!!!
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When you Help Someonewithout any Acknowledgment..
Its Credit Sales..
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When Someone Helped You andYou are Thankful to them.
Its like, Cash Purchase!!
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When Someone Helped youandYou are not Thankful for it..
Its Credit purchase.
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When you Hurt Someone.
Its like Abnormal loss..
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Making Apology for the same.
Its like, Insurance Claim Recovered..
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When Someone Hurts You.
Its like, Bad Debt
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Forgiving their Mistakes.
Bad Debt Recovery..
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When You are Married..
Its like, Amalgamation..
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Becoming Parents
Its like, Conversion of Firm into a Co.
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When Your Children Starts takingtheir own Decisions
You are Subsidiary they are your
Holding Co.
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When your Children Left you.
Its like, Demerger.
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When you will Die
Its the End of Financial Year..(31.3.xxxx)
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What After your Death?????
The Assessment Year starts
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All your files are posted to..
Gods Chartered Accountant.
Chitragupta Maharaj
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He will Vouch and Prepare.
Your Balance Sheet!!!!
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N THE BOOKS OF HUMAN NO XYZBALANCE SHEET FOR THE LIFE ENDED
LIABILITIES
PARENTS (CAPITAL)
Add : FORGIVENESS
Add: HELPING OTHERS
Add: HONESTY
Add: TRUTHFULNESS
Less: EGO
Less: VANITY
Less: JEALOUSYLess: OVER CONFIDENCE
Less: BEING RUDE
GOD (RESERVE AND SURPLUS)
IF YOU BELIEVE IN HIM
YOU BOSS (BANK LOAN)
PERSONS WHO HELPED YOU (CREDITORS)
LOVE (CONTIGENT LIABILITY)
FORGIVENESS (OUTSTANDING SALARY)
G/F (BILLS PAYABLE)
TOTAL LIFE
ASSETS
CA STUDENT (GOODWILL)
CONFIDENCE (COPY RIGHT)
HOPE (PATENTS)
FRIENDS (FIXED ASSETS)
PERSISTENCE ( P & M)
LUCK (FURNITURE)
RELATIVES (INVESTMENTS)
PERSON WHOM YOU HELPED (DEBTORS)
PATIENCE (CLOSING STOCK)
NEIGHBOURS (FICTICIOUS ASSETS)
GOD (P/L A/C. DEBIT BALANCE)
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN HIM
BEING HAPPY (CASH & BANK)
LIFE