KIDS

LOVE

HARD

WORK

KIDS LOVE HARD

WORK

AND

FUN!

KIDS LOVE HARD

WORKEncourage Them With Six

Weeks

Of Back-Breaking Labor

TOTALLY LEGALRecently

AND

FUN!

UNCLE

Farmer’s

Rainbow

CRYING

Rainbow

Uncle Farmer’s

Crying

Rainbow

Uncle

Farmer’s

Crying

Rainbow

Ranch

Uncle

Farmer’s

Crying

Rainbow

Ranch and Persian Rug Factory

REAL KIDS

REAL KIDS

REAL FUN

PLUS!

D

I

W

E

Dangerous

Industrial

Weaving

Equipment

Dangerous

Industrial

Weaving

Equipment

IS

Dangerous

Industrial

Weaving

Equipment

IS

Dangerous

Industrial

Weaving

Equipment

Chock Full of

Needles!

“YAY!”

Turn Your Child’s Summer Free Time into Area Rugs

Child

Free time

Area Rugs

Area Rugs

and

a Lifetime of

Discipline

How Many Rugs Will you Receive?

That Depends on

this guy

That Depends on

this guy

Let’s Do the Math

Age x (body weight)

days at camp

6 (46.2)x18.5

42

For example, your six

year-old, if at average

weight will yield

Hours a day = Area

Rug Outputx

122.1 =

Age x (body weight)

days at camp

6 (46.2)x18.5

42

For example, your six

year-old, if at average

weight will yield

Hours a day = Area

Rug Outputx

122.1 =

122 Fine Area Rugs!In One Childhood Summer

Age x (body weight)

days at camp

6 (46.2)x18.5

42

For example, your six

year-old, if at average

weight will yield

Hours a day = Area

Rug Outputx

122.1 =

122 Fine Area Rugs!10% goes to directly to you!

Do You Want This

Do You Want This

“Pick The Rug!”

“I used to know how to ride a bike.

But now I can weave a beautiful,

durable Persian-style area rug you can

enjoy for generations!”

Studies Show Rugmaking Prepares a child for the rest of their life

• Concentration

• FocusMental

• Finger Dexterity

• StaminaPhysical

• Forced Chapel Service

• OtherSpiritual

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Retain Divorce Lawyer Because, Seriously, This is

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Change Your Life In Six Weeks

One Way or Another

By Signing Your

Child Up for the

Experience of a

Lifetime

Uncle

Farmer’s

Crying

Rainbow

Ranch and Persian Rug Factory

BYE-

BYE

BYE-BYE