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ASHINQTON Lemuel ambled license office the otherday wearing his workaday clothesDoes 1 get my license heaht Lemuel wanted to know

You do responded the clerkDen said Lemuel with dlgnlty

you kin make It out to meHe unhesitatingly gave answers

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pounded to him And when this Was

concluded he reached for the paperwhich he had signed

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pay the dollar-

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you must that what have stated is the truthAnd flan saidLemuel In pained voice I take dat oath I gotta

pay a dollar besidesv it Is the law said the marriage license clerk solemnly

v Lemuel turned toward the door1 reckon 1U wait till next yeah he stated I didnt reckon when I

cum to get married you white folks would make me do all do wokBut Lemuel was wrong He didnt watt until next year He came next

day And UIde door of the courthouse the voice of his future bridehoard asshe dragged him toward the office And these were her

soft sentimentstrlflln you all gimme dat dollab en 111 pay to do

license And if you dont tak dat oath right 111 bus when I get outside

bos I live

Shedding of Teeth h a Most Interesting Subject-

OU are respectfully Invited to consider the shedding of teeth It Is amost interesting subject of thought In that It touches the

connects with our own milkmolars way back In the last century when

t we ivererReraember There is ayoung gentleman out Cleveland park-

A way who had two loose ones In front

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offered every inducement to have I

them pulled Ice and otherlures but as every proposition had a UHIR

very literal string to It the younggentleman hung oci to his teeth And

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r barge on by one bingeother day the special Provl f

dance which plays to small boysarranged that Virginia ln a hammock on the swingagainst the young gentleman with such satisfying results that the fiat thingthe Big Man heard wheri he whizzed

out papal out7h household celebrated with due arid more enticing

iKHfiestlons were to the advisability of Haying mamma

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dayi wjil a raefuhcountenance on which the gloom Is as thicklythe white powder on some of thoartificial ladles we see nowadays

Jima a train hand of Home ebrtIt may is an express messengeror a conductor his real grade I

1 know naught All 1 know IsFrancis Johns Dyer of Los Angelesand other pacific coast points toldyour correspondent and ho JimIB a train hand At any rate Jimsaw two men crawl Into the mall catof his train while It was stopping atDelta Cal Like a true moving pic-

ture hero he drew his irons and began peppering the robbers Theythe fire but Jims unerring aim brought one of the villains to the

ground allent Jim had The other fellow ranthat was a fair days work for a train hand and Jim began to get

all swelled up over and applied to the post office department thou-

sand dollars reward which he understood to be standing for suchThe post office department opened his letter yawned stamped itpassed it on through million miles ot redtape and returned It toJim with something like this

Sir In reply to your esteemed favor of recent date we beg to advisethat th reward which you claim Is offered pnly In the case of mall train robshers and convicted

Jim waa dumfounded He had neither arrested nor convicted his robberfvi He bad merely killed him

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Gets Amusement Out of Being a Doppganjierj

V TRY seems fated to have somewhere In his neighborhood adoppelganger as the Germans call Itt in EBgllsb a double eome-

me who him BO closely that he Is continually being salBtaken forklB9 Wilson B double l

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of tv hotel one eveningtut winter straBger approacBed-tt

Pardon me Mr Rre he with frown of concern I knoware Democratic la bablU and the people admire you for It but

really sir this too great a risk for Ute ruler of the United States to takeI thus wandering about the city at night alone and unattended by even afiagle guard YOT owe it to people to be more careful

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WICKERS MANY USES

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DISTINCTION TO

By No Means Costly and Any OnoWith Taste Will Ba Able to Select

Just What Is Required forthe Apartment

While rooms are delightfully attractive furnished throughout inwicker it still remains true that oneor two of wicker furniture adddistinction to almost anySometimes this piece or two has beenadded for effect sometimes for com-

fort Perhaps some of the olderwooden furniture has given out andsome wicker Has been added at alower cost than It would have beenpossible to duplicate the older piecesfor or again perhaps It has beenImpossible to match in color or kind

wornout furniture So it can beseen that wicker will solve manyproblems writes Ethel Seal Davis inthe Philadelphia North American

Among the different colors offeredfor Choice we find the natural willow

unstalneQ And instead pf thisseeming raw and some roomsIt a very unusual note

hourglass armchair at sUor eight dollars Another good color-

Is mocha brown and there aro twoparticularly attractive greens forestand sea green

A wicker sofa costs about thirtyfive dollars the covering of the up

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walls and whitea summer woolen

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cluding table desk and desk chairdavenport window bench book-

shelves two straight wall chairs andtwo armchairs one a wing and theother with a side pocket for maga-

zines For the notes of color in thisroom we will depend on windowhangings which are dullrose upho-lsterers Bilk the pictures whichshould all b6 framed Idblack and theflowers which should boused In profushlon

One of the prettiest seta Is a win-

dow most attractive pieceof furniture and a nitty little booktrough What will we not adaptTime was when troughs were usedonly for holding water or feed foranimals and here we have them Inour best roomswith books In em In almost anyshop the sent might be priced at 16

arid the book trough at eight dollarslH a also

For Chapped HandsThere la nothing better to keep your

hands from chapping andthem soft than glycerine andVlnegar-Fill about halt full of glycertoe then nil up witheti Kvl eg r-

and well Keep where it Ishandy After washing your hands andwhile till moist put on a few dropand ruff until dry You will never betroubled with rough hands

Chiffon BlouseOne of the Interesting developments

ol the styles is the blouse of chiffon

or crepe de chine which shows a lltthtucked vest of organdy or linen with

a folding or flaring organdy or linencollar The use of handkerchief linenwith chiffon strikes one as a littleheavy at fret but the combination Isreally attractive

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home a shrubbery shower towhich each friend brings a bulb prcatting of her favorite shrub with di-

rections an to Its care To have thoselasting suggestions of friends would

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Modest White No Longer In FashionEven for Wn With the

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New handkerchiefs riot ocolor White kerchiefs are certainlynot on display The fashionable

to be worn with tailoredsuits are In solid colors or the samething with a hemstitchedhem In white The colors run all thewayfrom a dainty palestblue and most delicate lavenders tonavy blue dark brown and crimson

For afternoon wear the colors arenot quite so pronounced There willbe the merest threads of color border-ing the white handkerchief or the Ini-

tial will bo worked In a colorAgain the background of a whlto

embroidered letter will be of a colorwoven In with the white but there Issure to be a touch of cblor someWhere

While most of the handkerchiefs arefinished with a narrow hemstitchedhem even for formal wear are

showing the dainty scallop in-

closing a bit of roarelra embroidery-also the initial all carried out in apretty color

It would seem the polka dot nevergoes out of fashion for one of the newdesigns shows In the center of thehandkerchief in a solid blue while thewide border Is dotted with whiteStripes cubes and odd colorings maybe found by those seeking after thefreakish v

Dorderlngs In plaids are new andare at all as loud as one mightthink

The white centers with wide border-of the plaid finished with a very

hem of lawn in the predominating-color of the plaid are very smart indeed

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With Their Trimmings HaveDecome aMoat Important Part

of the Costume

The fanehaped plait and therosetteare the trimmings bf thehouse and evening shoe now and theplace to wear them is at one elde of

the Bhtfe instead of In the centerThere must be a handsome orna-

ment or buckle made ot chasedHuge stone In

the mlddlpBrocade gold and sliver tissue and

when the pftcis stated They are coftes In

cases of old designs and some socleverly contrived that they look really antique

Furniture brocade has been roundso comfortable for house footwear thatIt is in high favor and the shortrounded toe is popular the rosettesand ornaments making up for the paucity of covdring on the instep

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occasion they are still unable togather ln large concourse wlthouttrampling colliding with each otherfatally

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