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20/9/17

Issue 5:

When dreams

come true.

Rumour has it…

Daily Joke

A guy walks into a bar and

asks the bartender for

punch and the bartender

says, ‘If you want punch you

need to get in line’. The guy

looked around for a line

and then he realized…

There is no punchline.

TODAY’S PUZZLE

*If any of you cool people have some gossip, please bring it up to the Agoonoram desk. We’d LOVE to hear it!!! (and we’ll be able to put more content into this area)

Unicorns have been appearing around Blue troop!

Come back tomorrow for more.

Kevin From M.A.S.H. has

donated a pink nappy to Coll. The silly sausage who

only brought one pair of undies to

camp.

Zayden from Green E has got the longest blond hair ever

The Gnomes have gone missing

Box of Shame

Milton Redshaw—Admin

Will Cooper—VC

Bek Inglis—VC

Noah Hayes—VC

Maddysun Fisher—VC

Mani Concengco—Green

Top 11 days of the

week! This is our selected top 11 days of the week.

11. Monday—Start of the week. Nobody likes it!

10. Wednesday—You’re half done but you still have half left.

9. Tuesday—too close to the start of the week.

8. Sunday, when you begin to dread Mon-day.

7. Thursday—Almost at Friday. Its like tor-ture

6. Saturday—No school but when you wake up the weekend is already one quarter over!

5. Friday—School is over for the week and the weekend starts but Katy Perry sings about Friday so Friday sucks.

4. Yesterday—you made mistakes but there was also many memorable moments.

3. Today—Still have to put up with it.

2. Tomorrow—looking forward to every-thing.

1. Carnival day—Everyone loves carnival day!

Submitted by Blue F.

The Missing Gnomes It was a quiet, hot morning in Trooplines while all the campers were at activities and the leaders were at their meetings

when Helena from Orange discovered that ALL the gnomes were missing! She searched high and low but all she found

was a note that read:

Helena looked at Wombat with confusion and asked, “Where are

our gnomes? Will they be back? Will they miss lunch?”. Luckily,

three brave Venturers from Teen Beach came to help Orange in

their time of need and embark on this gnome changing adven-

ture. Cat, Nic and Buddy were the three musketeers who would

pass over many mountains and through many valleys to reach the

famed Admin tent, where past gnomes have been found. Upon arrival, Chief Shauny Wee Wee greeted the travellers,

but unfortunately he hadn't seen the missing gnomes. Gaytimes in hand, the three said goodbye to Chief Shauno and

continued on their search through the forest of tents and found the tribe of Rovers. As the Venturers entered, they saw

many people dancing to bangers such as Katy Perry’s Dark Horse and Wild Horses. The Venturers joined the celebration

and learned many things from Coach Bolton and his basketball team. Coach even told Cat where the gnomes were go-

ing and offered one of his bravest and strongest players to help their mission. As Nic, Buddy, Cat and Troy Bolton trav-

elled through Agoonorland, they found some worried leaders from Blue, Grey and Green who were very concerned

about the safety of their gnomes. After travelling for many days and nights,

Buddy alerted the travellers to a clue in Green Troop. Captain Fantastic

Tim jumped for joy when he saw these travellers at his gateway! He

had been hearing some mysterious noises coming from M.A.S.H. but

was too scared to check them out alone. Nic, Cat, Buddy, Troy Bolton

and Captain Tim raced to M.A.S.H., following the footsteps, they

peered into the tent. The footprints were all over the M.A.S.H. floor

until finally Cat sees a Teddy in the bed. Teddy calls the Venturers over

and gives them the best clue yet. “Follow the music!” he says and

points towards the abseiling tower. The travellers run as fast as they

can and they hear the music, and Nic is the first to see them. All of the

gnomes are dancing by the stage to Daryl Braithwaite's ‘Horses’. Or-

ange, Green, Grey and Blue are so happy to have their gnomes back!

-Story submitted by Neesha Bull—Laundry

Gone Fishing

Riding

Gnomes

Bull’s Head Award Congratulations to Orange Troop for achieving the Bull’s Head Award! Keep up the good work!!!!!

Troop Review—Blue

Feng Shui alignment:

3/5

Campsite gateway:

2½/5

Sanitation:

4/5

Disney Re-enactment:

1/5

c

Troop Review—Purple

Feng Shui alignment:

Campsite gateway:

Sanitation:

Disney Re-enactment:

c

4/5

3/5

4/5

4/5

What’s happening on the

main stage tonight?

R.A.V.E.

The Agoonoram Team Tom O’Sullivan, Nic Blyth, Buddy, Josh Drozda and Lucas McLaughlin