how to tell you're in a low-budget horror film
TRANSCRIPT
“Not to be confused with the other kind of slasher. You know who you are.”
“Only to be killed off in the first scene, of course.”
“Erkel-ites are considered a minority everywhere outside of Area 51.”
“Excuse- 1970’s BBC shoe-string budget.”
“Excuse- Marble Hornet, and Slender Man, is just creepier that way.”
“…Kikiki-mamama…”
“A Kool-Aid rocket?... Or 50.”
“Or a re-make directed by M. Night Sham-A-Ding-Dong.”
“Probably better to die in the original.”
“The more you think about him, the more likely he will find you. Now, try not to think about him.”
• Sneakers- $38• T-Shirt and Warm-up pants- $40• Escaping Camp Crystal Lake alive?
•Priceless