What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards.

What is height of laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk

What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her

last.

What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.