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"HONI SOIT" Vol. I., No. 3. U nregistered. MAY 17, 1929 Issued Gratis.
UNDERGRADUATES'
Annual Festival
The Week's Fixtures
Monday , May 20 th : I n a u g u r a l F e s t i -val D i n n e r a n d R e u n i o n , U n i o n R e f e c -t o r y 7.15 p .m. ; B r o a d c a s t i n g : " ' V a r s i t y Reve l s , " t h r o u g h 2BL. 8-9 p.m., by t h e W e e W u r l i t z e r s .
T u e s d a y , May 21»t: T h e a t r e P a r t y a t T ivo l i T h e a t r e . 7.15 p .m. : F e s t i v a l S o n g s ( u n d e r t h e b a t o n of " W a r b l i n g W a l t e r . " ) 8 p .m. : Spec ia l P r o g r a m m e i n c l u d i n g " T h e A n t i c s of A n d r e w s " a n d " T h e Q u e e n of H a d e s . "
W e d n e s d a y , May 22nd: F e s t i v a l S m o k e C o n c e r t , u n d e r t h e a u s p i c e s of E v e n i n g S t u d e n t s ' Assoc i a t i on .
Thursday. May 23rd: F E S T I V A L DAY
9.0 a .m . : P r o c e s s i o n a s s e m b l e s in D o m a i n ( n e a r A r t G a l l e r y ) . 10.0 a .m . : P r o c e s s i o n i s sues f r o m t h e B e n t S t r e e t G a t e s , t h e n c e p r o c e e d s a l o n g M a c q u a r i e S t r e e t . P r i n c e A l b e r t Road , t h e n c e v i a Col lege S t r e e t , W e n t w o r t h A v e n u e , Hi jy S t r e e t , P i t t S t r e e t . C e n t r a l S q u a r e , a n d G e o r g e S t r e e t W e s t , e n t e r i n g U n i v e r s i t y g r o u n d s by t h e D e r w e n t S t r e e t ga t e s .
T h e p r o c e s s i o n will d i s b a n d in f r o n t of t h e m a i n bu i ld ing , a n d will b e f o l -lowed by—
( a ) G a u d e a m u s I g i t u r ; (b) " G r a d s . a n d U n d e r g r a d s . " ; (c ) P r e s i d e n t i a l A d d r e s s (Mr . J . M. G o s p e r ) : ( d ) F e s -t i v a l Songs .
1.0 p .m . : R e c e p t i o n a n d L u n c h e o n t o Official G u e s t s : U n i o n W i t h d r a w i n g R o o m : L u n c h e o n in U n i o n R e f e c t o r y a n d Beve ry . 2-2.30 p .m. : Ca r i l l on R e c i t a l (Mr . K. M. B r a n c h ) .
A f t e r n o o n : C a r n i v a l . 2.30: O p e n i n g A d d r e s s : T h e C h a n c e l -
lor of t h e U n i v e r s i t y ( t h e Hon. S i r W i l l i a m Cu l l en ) . Mock T r i a l .
G r e a t H a l l : a . m . HD.HU Hoeiiul i l.»r. K.ii ib B a r r y
G a u d e a m u s Ig i tu r . Solo, Miss M a r i e B r e m n e r (of " D e s e r t S o n g " f a m e ) . F e s t i v a l A d d r e s s , S i r D a n i e l L e v y ( S p e a k e r of t h e L e g i s l a t i v e A s s e m b l y ) . Solo. Mi s s M a r i e B r e m n e r .
P r e s e n t a t i o n of B lues - G r a d s . a n d U n d e r g r a d s .
4.15-4.45: Car i l lon R e c i t a l : Mr. J . G. F l e t c h e r .
D I V E R T I S S E M E N T S : A f t e r n o o n . — U n i o n H a l l : 3.15 p .m. S e s -s ion I.: ( a ) D a n c i n g , (b) " T h e P i e in t h e O v e n " ( S o p h i s t r i e s f r o m S a n c t a ) . ( c ) Danc ing . 4.0 p.m.. S e s s i o n II. : ( a ) D a n c i n g , ( b ) " A n t i c s f r o m A n d r e w s . " ( c ) D a r n i n g . 4.50 p.m.. Se s s ion I I I . : ( a ) D a n c i n g , ( b ) " . l a b b e r w o c k y a n d G e r t r u d e t h e G o v e r n e s s , " in s h a d o w s h o w by Fol l ies of F e m i n a , (c ) D a n c -ing.
U n i o n C o m m o n R o o m . — " W e s l e y N i t - W i t s . "
Geo logy L e c t u r e T h e a t r e . — " J o h n ' s J o v i a l J e s t e r s . "
N e w A n a t o m y T h e a t r e , Medica l School.—11.30: Medica l M y s t e r i e s on t h e Sc reen .
Even ing .—7.0 p .m. : Car i l lon R e c i t a l : Mr. J . G. F l e t c h e r .
T h e U n i o n C o m m o n Room.—8.0 p .m. : T h e W e s l e y N i t - W i t s .
Geo logy L e c t u r e Thea t re .—7.30 : ( a ) " T h e P i e in t h e O v e n " ( S o p h i s t r i e s f r o m S a n c t a ) : 8.15: ( b ) J o h n ' s J o v i a l J e s t e r s .
E l e c t r i c a l E n g i n e e r i n g L e c t u r e Thea t re .—7.45 p .m. : ( a ) T h e Ant lca of A n d r e w s ; 8.30 p .m. : ( b ) " J a b b e r w o c k y a n d G e r t r u d e t h e G o v e r n e s s " ( in s h a d o w s h o w by Fol l i es of F e m i n a ) .
T h e U n i o n Hall .—8.15 p .m. : T h e N i g h t Club .
T h e U n i o n Refec tory .—8.30: " T h e G r e a s e r P a l a i s . "
F a c u l t y E x h i b i t i o n s :
rmrtTTC—till' a f t e r n o o n nil b u i l d i n g s a n d d e p a r t m e n t s will b e o p e n f o r i n spec t i on .
Spec ia l E x h i b i t s : P h y s i c s Bu i ld ing , c o n t i n u o u s : T e s t s in E n g i n e e r i n g School . 3.15 a n d 4.30.
"A Little Nonsense
"U' 'BI S U N T Q U I A N T E N O S ? " T h o s e w o r d s w e r e used in a d i f f e r e n t
c o n t e x t f o u r y e a r s ago . T h e n did u n d e r g r a d u a t e s d o n the i r s ack -c lo th a n d p o u r f o r t h l iba t ions of a shes , t o m o u r n l u g u b r i o u s l y t h e i r
loss of f r e e d o m . W h a t is t o b e c o m e of u s ) t h e y a s k e d t e a r f u l l y , t h e p r o s p e c t l o o m i n g d a r k b e f o r e t h e m of sun less yea r s , end le s s p e r i o d s of l e c t u r e s a n d e x a m i n a t i o n s , un re l i eved by t h a t o n e w e e k of joy a n d ga ie ty so d e a r t o t h e h e a r t s of s t u d e n t s C o m m e m o r a t i o n .
" H o n i S o i t " n o w a sks t h a t ques t i on fo r a d i f f e r e n t r e a s o n . H a s t h e spi r i t of u n d e r g r a d u a t e * u n d e r g o n e so g rea t a c h a n g e in f o u r yea r s , t h a t t h e P r o c e s s i o n , t h e Fes t iva l a n d t h e t h o u s a n d a n d o n e e x p r e s s i o n s of y o u t h f u l spir i ts , a r e n o l onge r w a n t e d by t h e m a j o r p o r t i o n of t h e u n d e r g r a d u a t e b o d y ? H a v e those w h o h a v e b e e n so u n t i r i n g a n d so e l o q u e n t in t h e i r a d v o c a c y of t h e r e s t o r a t i o n of l iber ty b e e n ou t of t o u c h wi th t h e c o r p o r a t e mind of th i s g rea t Ins t i tu t ion? Is it t h a t a p lebisc i te of s t u d e n t s w o u l d h a v e resu l t ed in a m a j o r i t y in f a v o u r of c o n t i n u e d c a p t i v i t y ? S u r e l y n o t !
O u r ex tens ive a n d br i l l ian t r e p o r t i n g staff h a s b e e n in c o n s t a n t t o u c h wi th o u r pub l ic . It h a s kep t a w a t c h f u l e y e on t h e cons t i t uenc i e s , a n d a m i n d f u l f inge r on t h e n e r v e c e n t r e of t h e e l ec to r a t e . A n d all t h e s igns t o da t e f a v o u r t h e a s s u m p t i o n t h a t on ly a m i n o r i t y h a s b e e n a b l e to s u m m o n u p a n y e n t h u s i a s m fo r Fes t iva l w e e k . T h e staff m a y b e m i s t a k e n ; t h e ed i to r i a l c o m m i t t e e h o p e s it is. But we fee l it o u r d u t y t o r e m i n d s t u d e n t s t h a t Fes t ival W e e k is the i r o w n f u n c t i o n . If t h e y d o no t s u p p o r t it, it will jus t c ease t o exis t .
A l t h o u g h " H o n i S o i t " w o u l d hes i t a t e t o sugges t t h a t l e c t u r e s shou ld be s u s p e n d e d t h r o u g h o u t t h a t w e e k , w e t h i n k it w o u l d b e a n ac t of g r a c e if l e c t u r e r s r e l axed t h e i r d isc ip l ine to s o m e ex ten t . W e w o u l d have t h e m r e m e m b e r t h a t t h e y w e r e o n c e u n d e r g r a d u a t e s themse lves . T h e n a g a i n , s o m e specia l d i s p e n s a t i o n cou ld su re ly b e a r r a n g e d f o r t h o s e e n e r g e t i c c o m m i t t e e m e n on w h o m t h e b r u n t of t h e o r g a n i s i n g task fal ls .
It s eems t o b e a m i s t a k e n idea a m o n g c e r t a i n sec t ions of th i s U n i v e r s i t y — a n d w e r e f e r m o r e p a r t i c u l a r l y to a n u m b e r of s en io r m e m b e r s of t h e c o r p o r a t i o n — t h a t Fes t ival W e e k is a pe r i od d u r i n g w h i c h , u n f o r t u n a t e l y , e s tab l i shed o r d e r m u s t give w a y t o a n a r c h y , in o r d e r to a l low u n d e r g r a d u a t e s t o let off s u r p l u s s t eam. " H o n i S o i t " insists t h a t th i s is no t t h e c a s e ; t h a t it is no t b o r n e o u t by t h e fac t s . Fes t iva l W e e k is t h e t ime w h e n all s e c t i o n s — pro fe s so r s , l e c tu r e r s , t u t o r s a n d s t u d e n t s — s h o u l d b e ab l e t o m e e t t o g e t h e r in a m a n n e r no t poss ib le d u r i n g t h e o r d i n a r y e v e r y d a y life of t h e Un ive r s i ty . T h e C e l e b r a t i o n s shou ld b e c o m m o n g r o u n d on w h i c h all c a n m e e t a n d e n j o y life t o g e t h e r . " A li t t le n o n s e n s e n o w a n d t h e n , " says t h e old p r o v e r b , " i s re l i shed by t h e wisest m e n . " If t h a t spir i t w e r e r ecogn i sed a s t h a t g u i d i n g t h o s e t a k i n g p a r t in t h e fest ivi t ies , t h e a u t h o r i t i e s w o u l d find a g r e a t e r h a r m o n y b e t w e e n t e a c h e r s a n d t a u g h t t h a n w h e n t h e d isc ip l ine of a mi l i t a ry c a m p o r p e n i t e n t i a r y is e x a c t e d . T h a t h a s b e e n so in t h e pas t , n o t o n l y in th i s Un ive r s i ty , bu t in o t h e r s imi lar c o r p o r a t i o n s t h r o u g h o u t t h e E m p i r e .
In th i s r e g a r d , " H o n i S o i t " w e l c o m e s t h e a p p o i n t m e n t of P r o f e s s o r W a l l a c e as V i c e - C h a n c e l l o r . W e h a v e said b e f o r e t h a t h e is o n e of u s — i n spi r i t . But w h y c a n n o t o t h e r s w h o m w e cou ld n a m e b e of u s in t h e s a m e w a y ? W h y shou ld u n d e r g r a d u a t e s b e r e g a r d e d as i m m a t u r e minds , n o t ye t g r a n t e d ful l f r a n c h i s e ? W e asse r t t h a t s o m e p e o p l e go e v e n f u r t h e r t h a n t h a t ; t h a t t h e y h a v e se r ious d o u b t s a b o u t o u t ab i l i ty e v e r t o a t t a i n t h e s t a t u s of m e m b e r s of t h e Un ive r s i ty . T h a t is no t t h e sp i r i t in w h i c h t h e y shou ld a p p r o a c h us. W e will w e l c o m e g e s t u r e s t o w a r d s a r a p p r o a c h e m e n t . W e will ou r se lves m a k e such a g e s t u r e d u r i n g t h e c o m i n g Fest ival W e e k .
The Voice of the Quadrangle (By O u r Spec ia l C o r r e s p o n d e n t . )
" T h e r e ' s a b r e a t h l e s s h u s h in t h e close t o - n i g h t . " Y o n d e r a p r e t t y w o m a n u n d e r g r a d u a t e , l ec tu re s f o r g o t t e n , b u r i e s h e r f a c e in a f o u r - l e a v e d p a m p h l e t . " C e c i l y , " she calls , " H a v e you seen t h i s ? "
T h e r e is a s c a m p e r , as Cec i ly a n d her c o m p a n i o n s , f e m i n i n e cu r io s i t y a r o u s e d , r u s h t o jo in t h e r e a d e r . " S h o w m e . " " W h a t is i t ? " " L e t m e l o o k , " a r e t h e ming l ed cr ies . A q u i c k g lance , over t h e r e a d e r ' s s h o u l d e r , a n d c r ies of " O h , h o w p e r f e c t l y g o r g e o u s ! " r e a c h t h e w a t c h e r u n d e r t h e s h a d o w of t h e Car i l l on .
N e a r t h e e n t r a n c e to t h e " F i s h e r " t h r e e s t u d e n t s of t h e m a l e v a r i e t y a r e a l so d e e p in t h e s a m e p a m p h l e t . W h a t is th i s w o n d e r f u l p u b l i c a t i o n ?
O n e is no t lef t in d o u b t long . " H o n i S o i t " is t h e n a m e vo iced t h r o u g h o u t t h e s q u a r e . E v e r y w o r d is e a g e r l y s c a n n e d , a n d c o m m e n t i s f r e e l y e x p r e s s e d . It is no t all f a v o u r a b l e . S u c h a live a n d h a r d - h i t t i n g j o u r n a l does n o t e x p e c t to rece ive unqua l i f i ed p ra i se . S o m e p e o p l e s q u i r m , i n d i c a t i n g a s h a f t t h a t finds its m a r k .
Is t h e r e a n y u n d e r g r a d u a t e w i t h o u t a c o p y u n d e r h is o r h e r a r m or shoved in to t h e r eces s of p o c k e t o r i ts f e m i n i n e e q u i v a l e n t ? O n e fa i ls t o d iscover a n y . E v e n g rave p r o f e s s o r s de ign f o 'not ice"iF-^&nd'Vee its po in t s .
I hus have w e awafc g rea tness , a n d s o m e have g r e a t n e s s t h r u s t u p o n t h e m . " W e will l e ave it to o u r r e a d e r s to p l ace " H o n i S o i t " in its c o r r e c t c a t e g o r y .
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pub l i ca t i ons of m e m b e r s af t h e S t a f f ?
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O n S a t u r d a y , May 4, g r a d u a n d s fo r 1929 w e r e r e q u e s t e d by t h e a u t h o r i t i e s of t h e U n i v e r s i t y of S y d n e y t o a t t e n d , in t h e G r e a t Hal l , a t e l even o ' c l o c k in t h e m o r n i n g , t h a t i m p o r t a n t c e r e m o n y , t h e C o n f e r r i n g of Degrees . S ince it w a s t h e c o n s u m m a t i o n to w h i c h they h a d been a i m i n g d u r i n g t h e t h r e e , f o u r , five or six y e a r s of the i r u n d e r g r a d u a t e -sh ip , all t hose so invi ted w e r e a n x i o u s t o a t t e n d .
D u r i n g t h e a f t e r n o o n of t h e s ame day , t hose in t e re s t ed in a n o t h e r s p h e r e of t h e U n i v e r s i t y ' s ac t iv i t ies w e r e ca l led t o t h e P a r r a m a t t a R ive r , w h e r e t h e U n i v e r s i t y R e g a t t a w a s held .
B u t — y o u w h o c o m m a n d t h e Un ive r s i t y R e g i m e n t ( o n n o a c c o u n t t o b e ca l led t h e " S c o u t s " ) h a d o t h e r ideas of t h e best u s e ' t o w h i c h t h e d a y cou ld b e p u t . You fixed a w h o l e - d a y p a r a d e , t i m e d to c o m m e n c e a t n ine o ' c lock in t h e m o r n i n g , t h e c o m p u l s o r y n a t u r e of w h i c h w a s du ly i m p r e s s e d on t r a i n e e s s u b j e c t to t h e p rov i s i ons of t h e D e f e n c e A c t .
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w h e r e in t h e U n i o n has b r o u g h t m a n y s t r a n g e p e r s o n s a b o u t of la te . F o r e x a m p l e . C o n s t a b l e C h u c k w a s seen inves t iga t ing a w a t e r p ipe w h i c h h a d no obvious c o n n e c t i o n wi th t h e W a t e r B o a r d ' s ma ins , in t h e h o p e t h a t it r a n to a p o i n t in G e o r g e S t r e e t , n e a r t h e Ra i lway S ta t ion .
T h e n aga in , s eve ra l " b o y s " f r o m P o t t ' s P o i n t a s k e d w h e t h e r t h e y m i g h t c o m e as d a n c i n g p a r t n e r s . In add i -t ion , m a n y d i s appo in t ed c o n t e s t a n t s fo r t h e S ta t e T h e a t r e B e a u t y C o n t e s t have app l i ed fo r pos i t ions in t h e bal le t .
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If y o u ' v e got a girl w h o fa i ls t o r e c i p r o c a t e , b r i n g h e r a l o n g t o o u r C h a m b e r of H o r r o r s on C a r n i v a l Day . W e g u a r a n t e e t h a t she ' l l s c r e a m a n d fall f a in t ing in to y o u r a r m s . If y o u can ' t come yourse l f , send her a l o n g a n d she ' l l fal l f a in t ing in to o u r a r m s . If y o u h a v e n ' t got a girl , o u r Spec ia l C h a m b e r fo r B a c h e l o r s shou ld de l igh t you .
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T h e res t of t h e p r o g r a m m e is t o o g r u e s o m e to a p p e a r in b lack a n d wh i t e . C o m e a n d see fo r yourse l f . If y o u ' r e a n o r d i n a r y u n d e r g r a d e it will b e a d a y ou t fo r y o u . If y o u ' r e a Medica l s t uden t , it will be a d a y ou t fo r t h e kids.
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S m o k o is t h e finest e f f o r t of t h e y e a r , exc lud ing t h e Ar t i s t s ' Ball, a n d it be-hoves e v e r y r i g h t - m i n d e d s tuden t to p l u m b these r u m o u r s to the i r d e p t h s a n d a s c e r t a i n t h e i r t r u t h .
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T h o s e w h o i n f r i n g e o u r by - l aws will find t h a t G o g and Magog , w h o g u a r d t h e p o r t a l s of o u r cave , will depos i t t h e m gen t ly b u t firmly on t h e i r e a r . ( T h i s adv ice is no t i n t ended f o r o u r r e g u l a r c l i en te le . )
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S w e e t h e a r t s a n d wives m a y m e e t t h a t n i g h t — t h o s e w h o a t t e n d will r u e it n o t — t h e i r only w o r r y will b e induc-ing t h e c o r k s c r e w to o p e n a r e f r a c t o r y doo r .
T h e s p e e c h e s will b e p i thy , p u n g e n t a n d br ie f . ' T h e a n e c d o t e s will be nea t , new, a n d 1 n e a r l y said n a u g h t y , b u t o w i n g to t h e n u m b e r of curates* cous ins w h o h a v e signified the i r ab i l i ty a n d des i r e t o a t t e n d w e c a n no t gua r -a n t e e t h a t . T h e F r o t h b l o w e r s ' A n -t h e m will be r e n d e r e d by a ma le q u a r -t e t t e to t h e m e l o d i o u s a c c o m p a n i m e n t of p o p p i n g c o r k s a n d t ink l ing glasses. T h e l a t eness of t h e h o u r will p r e v e n t o u r less m a t u r e ma le s f r o m p o p p i n g
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; boyish f e a r s need no t p r e v e n t t h e m f r o m a t t e n d i n g . G a r o t t e r s f r o m Glebe a r e b a r r e d , as a r e s u b n o r m a l s f r o m S y d e n h a m . T h e Civic C o m m i s s i o n will p r o v i d e t h e l igh t ing scheme , whi ls t C h u c k a n d his t r u s y h e n c h m a n will w a t c h o u r e n t r a n c e s a n d exits .
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iuLlknic. T l i r sliow you c a n ' t a f f o r d t o miss! S t a r k t r a g e d y t h a t b i tes t h e sou l ! Bri l l iant c o m e d y t h a t w a r m s t h e cock les of t h e h e a r t ! S ing ing t h a t n u m b s t h e senses ! Thr i l l s t h a t will a w a k e t h e d e a d ! B e a u t e o u s damsels , he ro i c m e n ! A n e n t r a n c i n g w h o l e ! !
You w e r e u n a b l e to see y o u r way c l e a r t o g r a n t l eave to t hose d e s i r o u s of a t t e n d i n g e i t he r f u n c t i o n . G r a d u -a n d s w e r e g rac ious ly i n f o r m e d t h a t , if t h e y r u s h e d s t ra igh t f r o m t h e f o r m e r c e r e m o n y t o t h e p a r a d e g r o u n d , A N D W E R E N O T T O O L A T E in a r r i v i n g at t h a t p a r a d e g r o u n d , t h e y m i g h t b e p e r -mi t t ed t o h a v e t h e i r d e g r e e s c o n f e r r e d .
U n d e r s u c h cond i t i ons , it was , of c o u r s e , imposs ib le f o r t r a i n e e s t o c h a n g e i n to t h e i r u n i f o r m s a f t e r t h e c e r e m o n y . Do w e u n d e r s t a n d t h a t t h e w e a r i n g of u n i f o r m at p a r a d e s is c o m -p u l s o r y > If so, did t h e i n c o n g r u i t y of w e a r i n g fu l l Un ive r s i t y rega l i a o v e r d r a b a n d il l-fi t t ing k h a k i ( w e h a v e t r i ed t o fit in to D e f e n c e D e p a r t m e n t u n i f o r m s ! ) s t r i ke y o u ) O r did you see s o m e t h i n g fitting in t h e r a t t l ing of t h e s a b r e b e n e a t h t h e s h a d o w s of f o r m e r in te l l ec tua l g i an t s a n d e d u c a -t iona l b e n e f a c t o r s ) Did you t h i n k t h e c l u m p of i r o n - s h o d mi l i t a ry b luche r s , h o r s e s h o e - h e e l e d , on t h e v e n e r a b l e flags of t h e G r e a t Ha l l would m a k e
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O n e ' s last a p p e a r a n c e as an u n d e r -g r a d u a t e b e f o r e " g o i n g d o w n " f r o m t h e ' V a r s i t y is su re ly a s o l e m n >occa-sion, a n d no t o n e to be p a s s e d over l ightly on t h e w a y t o L o n g Bay or some o t h e r c e n t r e fo r t h a t t r a i n i n g c o n s i d e r e d by t h e P o w e r s - T h a t - B e a s n e c e s s a r y b e f o r e t h e a t t a i n m e n t of c i t i zensh ip in a n e n l i g h t e n e d d e m o c -r a c y ) S u r e l y t h e u n i f o r m supp l i ed t o c i t izen f o r c e t r a i n e e s is m o r e su i tab le to t h e dus t o r m u d of a r i f l e - range , o r t h e c a r r i a g e of dus t -b ins in c a m p s "of c o n t i n u o u s t r a i n i n g , " t h a n to t h e occa -s ion of inves t i tu re wi th t h e r i gh t s a n d pr iv i l eges c o n f e r r e d on g r a d u a t e s of t h e Un ive r s i t y of S y d n e y by R o y a l C h a r t e r )
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May 17, 1929.
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c h i l d r e n h o w o n c e Delys ia w a s a n O d a l i s q u e in a n c i e n t Fuz. W h e n h e r lover c a m e h o m e f r o m t h e w a r s , s h e kissed h im in t h e se rag l io a n d p l u n g e d his d a g g e r — i n t h e se rag l io .
T h i s is t h e bal le t t h a t t h e St. J o h n ' s Jovia l J e s t e r s a r e p r o d u c i n g as a d iver -t i s s emen t in t h e " Q u e e n of H a d e s " a t t h e Tivol i on T h e a t r e Nigh t . Spec ia l mus i c h a s been c o m p o s e d f o r t h e bal le t by R e n n i x Tu l lochsk i .
O n T h u r s d a y of Fes t ival W e e k t h e y a r e p r o d u c i n g a th r i l l e r . T h e w r o n g m a n h a s b e e n h a n g e d , a n d t h e r ea l m u r d e r e r is c o n v i c t e d ou t of his o w n m o u t h .
Both these p r o d u c t i o n s a r e in t h e h a n d s of a c o m p e t e n t p r o d u c e r . D o n ' t miss t h e m .
k n o w t h a t a l a rge n u m b e r of r o w i n g e n t h u s i a s t s w e r e a n x i o u s t o a t t e n d , even if on ly t o " b a r r a c k " f o r t h e i r f a v o u r i t e co l lege in t h e in t e r - co l l eg i a t e c h a m p i o n s h i p ) A r e you a w a r e t h a t it w a s t h e "Big D a y " of t h e S .U.B.C. , a n d t h a t a n y old S a t u r d a y w o u l d be equa l l y su i tab le fo r y o u r p u r p o s e )
In sp i te of t h e f ac t t h a t b o t h t h o s e o t h e r f u n c t i o n s h a d b e e n a r r a n g e d m o n t h s a h e a d , y o u m u s t d e c l a r e a c o m -p u l s o r y p a r a d e ! S u r e l y y o u did n o t h a v e t h e e f f r o n t e r y t o ins t i tu t e lega l p r o c e e d i n g s aga in s t t h o s e w h o c h o s e to ab sen t t h e m s e l v e s f r o m th i s e n -f o r c e d mi l i t a ry t r a i n i n g in o r d e r t o b e p r e s e n t a t t hose o t h e r f u n c t i o n s )
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May 17, 1929.
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d e s p o n d e n t n o t e in his o p e n le t ter t o G r a d u a t e s in last w e e k ' s " H o n i S o i t . " Poss ib ly th i s is the w a y of Business Ed i to r s , bu t o n e feels su re t h a t h e is m i s t a k e n in his e s t i m a t e of t h e e s t e e m in w h i c h " H e r m e s " is held by all sec-t i o n s of t h e Univers i ty .
In t h e first p l ace it m u s t be p o i n t e d o u t t h a t t h e r e is a l a rge sec t ion of t h e U n d e r g r a d u a t e b o d y which looks fo r -w a r d t o t h e pub l i ca t ion of " H e r m e s " a n d w h i c h is no t i ceab ly d i s a p p o i n t e d if it is la te in a p p e a r i n g . T h e n a g a i n , m a n y of t h e G r a d u a t e s , so s t r o n g l y a t t a c k e d in t h e le t te r , have sons or d a u g h t e r s w h o a r e m e m b e r s of t h e U n d e r g r a d u a t e s ' Assoc ia t ion , a n d w h o t h u s b r i n g " H e r m e s " in to t h e h o m e . A s well a s t h e p e r s o n s m e n t i o n e d a b o v e t h e r e is t h e l a rge c i r cu l a t ion of t h e p a p e r o n e x c h a n g e wi th o t h e r s imi lar pub l i ca t ions , a n d wi th Pub l i c L ib ra r i e s , e tc . In f ac t , d u r i n g t h e shor t t ime w h i c h t h e wr i t e r w a s c o n n e c t e d wi th " H e r m e s " h e no t i ced cop ie s a d d r e s s e d t o p r a c t i c a l l y all of t h e m o r e civil ised p o r t i o n s of t h e wor ld . Whi l e it is t r u e t h a t t h e s e m e t h o d s of c i r cu l a t ion d o no t he lp t h e f i nances of t h e Business Ed i to r it is w i t h o u t a d o u b t t h a t they ju s t i fy t h e pub l i ca t ion of t h e p a p e r . In add i t ion , t h e m e r e e x i s t e n c e of " H e r m e s " gives t h e l i t e r a ry inc l ined a n incen t ive to wr i t e , w h i c h w o u l d b e l a c k i n g if t h e r e w a s n o possibi l i ty of g iv ing t h e i r w o r k t o t h e wor ld .
N o n e will d e n y t h a t some real ly fine p o e t r y a n d p r o s e h a s b e e n wr i t t en fo r a n d pub l i shed in " H e r m e s , " a n d if t h e r e is s o m e t i m e s a s h o r t a g e of suit-a b l e m a t t e r it is b e c a u s e t h e s t a n d a r d is so h igh , a n d S h a k e s p e a r e s a r e r a r e . Th i s , of c o u r s e , does no t abso lve a n y -b o d y f r o m t ry ing .
Desp i t e t h e f ac t tha t o n e s t a r t e d by d e p l o r i n g Business Ed i t o r ' s pess imism, o n e is f o r c e d to a g r e e wi th h im on m a n y of t h e po in t s ra ised in t h e l e t t e r . F o r e x a m p l e , t h e n o n - p a y m e n t of o v e r d u e s u b s c r i p t i o n s is a d i s g r a c e f u l i thing. H o w e v e r , o n e feels su re t h a t [this is a n ove r s igh t on t h e p a r t of t h o s e c o n c e r n e d w h i c h w o u l d be rec-t i f ied if c i r c u l a r s w e r e sent ou t . W h y l iot send ou t c i r c u l a r s t o all l ikely new p i a d u a i e subsc r ibe r s . asKing t h e m to b e c o m e s u p p o r t e r s of t h e p a p e r .
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( i n t e r v i e w e d last n igh t . Business Ed i to r said h e w o u l d ac t on t h e adv ice pf " P r o Re . . . . e t c . " " W h i l s t it | s t r u e , h e added , " t h a t m a n does ho t live by b r e a d a lone , ' H e r m e s ' lives by t h e m o d e r n e q u i v a l e n t — m o n e y . W e would like t o add a little j a m t o t h e m e n u . " — E d . )
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versity D r a m a t i c Socie ty is i m p o r t i n g f n b loc f r o m Ice land t h e lavish a n d i p e c t a c u l a r mus ica l c o m e d y , " T h e Queen of H a d e s , " fo r p r e s e n t a t i o n a t |he Fes t ival T h e a t r e P a r t y a t t h e f i vo l i on T u e s d a y , May 21 .
T h i s g o r g e o u s show, a c c l a i m e d by iri t ics t h e w o r l d ove r , r an fo r a season if half an h o u r at its initial p r e s e n t a -ion , a n d is conf iden t ly e x p e c t e d by t h e j-U.D.S. to r e p e a t th i s s ensa t iona l t iccess. j A l r e a d y t h e show is in r e h e a r s a l ,
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b r o u g h t f o r w a r d to T h u r s d a y , May 23, it is no t t o be s u p p o s e d t h a t Fes t iva l W e e k c o m e s off icial ly t o an e n d on t h a t day . O n e of t h e mos t i m p o r t a n t f u n c t i o n s a r r a n g e d by t h e U n d e r g r a d u -a t e s ' A s s o c i a t i o n will t a k e p l ace on t h e fo l lowing d a y . F r iday . May 24, in t h e U n i o n R e f e c t o r y , at 8 p .m. W e r e f e r to t h e Fest ival Ball.
O t h e r p e o p l e m a y tell y o u t h a t t h e i r D a n c e , o r Night C lub , o r C h a m b e r of H o r r o r s , o r D ive r t i s semen t , is t h e m a i n a t t r a c t i o n of Fes t ival W e e k . D o n ' t bel ieve e m ! W e c a n tel l y o u m o r e a b o u t rea l , una l loyed p l e a s u r e t h a n t h e w h o l e of t h e res t of ' e m p u t t o g e t h e r . E n j o y t h e R e u n i o n D i n n e r , a n d t h e E .S .A. S m o k o . G o as wild a s y o u l ike on Fes t iva l Day , a n d r ave a s m u c h a s y o u p l ease a b o u t T h e a t r e Nigh t ( b u t n o t at t h e t h e a t r e ) . But k e e p in t h e b u c k of y o u r mind t h e t h o u g h t t h a t F r i d a y n igh t will see t h e g r a n d cul-mina t i on of a w e e k of u n r e s t r a i n e d joy.
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to be d o n e — t o be d o n e , A p o l i c e m a n ' s life is n o t a h a p p y o n e
— h a p p y o n e . "
T h e Pie in t h e O v e n , " a f a r c i c a l c o m e d y , pu l s a t i ng wi th a r d o u r , a n g e r a n d a n g u i s h , g raph ica l ly r evea l s t h e vac i l l a t ing , t imorous , t r e m u l o u s love of t h e local p o l i c e m a n f o r t h e flower-l ike F lo ra . In s t r ik ing c o n t r a s t , t h e h e a v y f a t h e r , d o u r McNab , o f f e r s g r e a t s cope fo r t h e d r a m a t i c t a len t of S igno r Dion G o r d o n , t h e e r s twh i l e med ica l s t uden t , w h o le f t h o m e , m o t h e r a n d p ro fe s s ion f o r t h e call of t h e s tage , a n d t h e g l a re of t h e foot l igh ts .
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elfin s teps , du lc id s t r a ins , w i n s o m e w e n c h e s .
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k n o w , a r e no t r u n n i n g Fest ival W e e k w i t h o u t t h e a s s i s t ance of t h e w o m e n . It h a s no t so f a r been noised a b r o a d , bu t t h e W o m e n ' s Co l l ege , u n d e r t h e t i t le of "Fo l l i e s of F e m i n a , " will p r o -d u c e in s h a d o w s h o w o n C a r n i v a l D a y , a t 3 . 3 0 a n d 8 p .m. , " J a b b e r w o c k y , " a n d " G e r t r u d e t h e G o v e r n e s s . " T h e y e x p e c t a r e c o r d house .
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c o n s t r u c t i v e a n d t h e f r a n k l y ob-nox ious . Recen t ly " H o n i S o i t " w a s f o r c e d in to c o n t a c t wi th a p a r t . c u l a r l y u n d e s i r a b l e p e r s o n w h o s e pos i t i on gave h im. h e t h o u g h t , f r e e s cope f o r h . s c r i t i ca l gifts . W e h a v e no t t h e s l ightes t des i r e t o p i l lory individuals . If w e did we shou ld m e r e l y m e n t i o n n a m e s a n d give a list of spec i f ic o f f ences . O u r des i re is r a t h e r t o c a s t i ga t e a vice by desc r ib ing its t y p e , a n d w h e n t h e G o d s give an e g r e g i o u s e x a m p l e w e c a n n o t resis t t h e t e m p t a t i o n to p r e a c h .
S u c h a p e r s o n a s w e h a v e in mind c a n b e p r o v e d n e v e r t o have w r i t t e n t o ' H e r m e s , " c o n t r i b u t e d to t h e S o n g Book , p a i d an U n d e r g r a d u a t e s Asso-c ia t ion sub. , o r o f f e r e d h i . se rv ices t o w a r d s e f f ec t ing t h e r e f o r m s h e t h i n k s des i rab le . H e h a s o n e of t hose s u p e r i o r vo ices w h i c h c a n c o n t r i v e a t o n c e t o b e i ng ra t i a t i ng a n d snee r ing . His a t t i t u d e is t h a t of t h e b o r n t e a c h e r , b u r n i n g wi th a des i re t o give h . . o p i n i o n , wi th a c o p i o u s p e p p e r i n g of t h e a r r o g a n t " I . " H e i . a v e r y r u d e a n d ve ry b o r i n g p e r s o n .
S u c h a g e n t l e m a n c r i t i c i s e . " H e r m e i " : - " O h . H e r m e s ! ! Not t h a t 1 shou ld c o n t r i b u t e t o i t . " " T h e S o n g B o o k ) R a t h e r a p a l t r y affa i r—-I ce r t a in ly w o u l d no t h a v e a h a n d in i t . " In f ac t , w e have b e e n p r iv i l eged t o h e a r in his c o n v e r s a t i o n such a g lo r ious m i x t u r e of p o m p o s i t y a n d s t a r k ignor -a n c e t h a t w e a r e f o r c e d t o m e n t i o n h is
t ype .
Medical Mysteries Did it ever o c c u r t o you t h a t t h e
med ica l s choo l h a r b o u r s hos t s of mys-t e r ious , m o r o n i s h m o n s t r o s i t i e s ?
If not , w e w o u l d be d i la ted if y o u w o u l d p a y a vi . i t to o u r h o m e on T h u r . d a y nex t .
R e v e l a t i o n , of b lood th i r s t y in t e res t , n o t on ly t o sa t i s fy m o r b i d cu r ios i ty , bu t fo r eve ry o n e s p e n d i n g Fes t iva l a f t e r n o o n in t hese j o y o u s s u r r o u n d -ings.
W e c a n give y o u a g u a r a n t e e t h a t y o u will no t b e d i ssec ted , d e c a p i t a t e d , de f l a t ed or con f ined in t h e med ica l s choo l fo r m o r e t h a n h a l f - a n - h o u r .
M. BRTOS.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR. The Talkies
T o t h e E d i t o r . — O n e w o u l d i m a g i n e t h a t t h e po l i cy of y o u r p a p e r w o u l d b e p rog re s s ive , bu t on t h e s e c o n d p a g e of y o u r first issue is f o u n d a n a r t i c l e l a m e n t i n g t h e p a s s i n g of t h e " g o o d old d a y s , " in t h e f o r m of t h e film e n t e r -t a i n m e n t g iven by t h e U n i o n s o m e f ew y e a r s b a c k . T r u e , t h e p r i ce of ad-miss ion w a s on ly f o u r p e n c e , b u t of w h a t d id t h e e n t e r t a i n m e n t c o n s i s t ) T w o A m e r i c a n c o m i c films, a n d a n e w s r e e l ( a l so A m e r i c a n ) w a s t h e f a r e usua l ly r ece ived . T h e p r o j e c t o r w a s f au l ty a n d t h e films o ld , w o r n , a n d sin-gu l a r l y devo id of h u m o u r . T y p i c a l u n d e r g r a d u a t e h u m o u r w a s f r ee ly voiced. M a n y c h a i r s w e r e b r o k e n .
S ince t h e e n d of 1927 w e h a v e h a d a film soc ie ty which c e r t a i n l y c h a r g e s s i x p e n c e admiss ion , bu t h a s w r o u g h t m i r a c u l o u s c h a n g e s in t h e c i n e m a t o -g r a p h e n t e r t a i n m e n t . E m p h a t i c a l l y , it i . N O T " t h e s a m e old f a r e . " T h e p r o -j ec to r h a s b e e n m a d e as n e a r l y p e r f e c t as poss ib le . A long f e a t u r e film h a s t a k e n t h e p l a c e of o n e of t h e old c o m i c films, a n e w comic film h a s t a k e n t h e p l ace of t h e o t h e r , a n d t h e news ree l , u p t o da t e , h a s p u s h e d o u t its an t i -q u a t e d p r e d e c e s s o r . T h e f e a t u r e film is n e v e r m o r e t h a n f o u r w e e k s o lder t h a n its first re lease a t a l ead ing Syd-n e y t h e a t r e , a n d in m a n y cases , p r e -r e l ease films a r e s h o w n .
A b o u t t hese " a l l e g e d t a lk i e s . " N o m e m b e r of t h e Fi lm Soc ie ty , a s f a r as i c a n a s c e r t a i n , e v e r c l a imed t h a t t h e ta lk ies w e r e be ing s c r e e n e d a t t h e U n i o n . ( " T a l k i e s , " by t h e way , is a w o r d t h a t is used jus t a s m u c h in Eng-land a s in A m e r i c a , a s y o u m i g h t eas-ily a s c e r t a i n by r e a d i n g n e w s p a p e r , a n d j o u r n a l s o t h e r t h a n t h o s e of y o u r o w n c i t y . ) T h e m u s i c a l a c c o m p a n i -m e n t is u n d o u b t e d l y a p p r e c i a t e d by t h e a u d i e n c e . W i t n e s s t h e loud howls of " M u s i c ! " w h e n t h e g r a m o p h o n e is dis-c o n n e c t e d .
A s a m a t t e r of fac t , 50 p e r cen t , of t h e films s h o w n a r e Bri t ish m a d e . T h o u g h t h e y a r e E n g l a n d ' s best , t hey
—only s c t v e tu J c i n u t i s t i a l e t h e i m m e n s e
s u p e r i o r i t y of A m e r i c a n films, b o t h in a c t i n g a n d t e c h n i q u e . You , w h o seem t o a t t e n d t h e e n t e r t a i n m e n t r egu l a r ly , will n o t i c e t h a t W e d n e s d a y * . (Br i t i sh films' d a y ' s ) a u d i e n c e is n e v e r a s l a r g e a s F r i day ' s .
Final ly , you a r e d iv ine ly incons is t -en t . You c r a v e t h e old e n t e r t a i n m e n t , ye t y o u d e m a n d i m p r o v e m e n t s .
J O H N T . DINGLE.
( E d . — S o r r y , Mr. D., if w e h u r t y o u r feel ings . You mi s took o u r m o t i v e s . )
( T o t h e E d i t o r . )
T h e r e w a s o n c e u p o n a t ime a luna-t ic, w h o s p e n t t h e g r e a t e r p a r t of his t ime h i t t i n g his h e a d aga in s t a wal l . O n b e i n g a s k e d w h y h e did so h e re-pl ied t h a t it w a s such a p l ea san t f ee l ing w h e n he le f t off . " T h e m ' s m y sent i -m e n t s , " sir, w i th r e g a r d t o t h e so-cal led mus ica l p o r t i o n of t h e S.U.F.S. p r o g r a m m e . W h e n it ceases , t h e r e s teals over o n e a f ee l ing of s u b l i m e bliss a n d plac id p l e a s u r e . W h i l e it is in p r o g r e s s , h o w e v e r , it exc i t e s t h e b a s e r pass ions . T h i s d i scord r e s e m b l e s all a t once , t h e h o w l i n g of an i n f a n t , t h e g r o a n of a s t e a m - r o l l e r in d is t ress , t h e f r enz i ed s c r e a m of a n a l a r m e d gu inea -p ig , a n d t h e ma t ing-ca l l of o u r fe l ine f r i e n d s .
A n d t h e n t h e s h o w i t s e l f — n u m b e d as o u r senses a r e , w e still p e r c e i v e t h e gross c r u d e n e s s of t h e p r o d u c t i o n . of the Firs t l e t t e r s c o n d e m n t h e " w i d e - o p e n s p a c e s " b e t w e e n ree l . . H e r e find t h e i r e m p l o y m e n t , no t " . t r o n g silent m e n . ' b u t r a t h e r t hose of r iba ld wit a n d m i r t h f u l song. In b e t w e e n these gaps w e h a v e a s m u c h of a s h o w as will fit on t h e to ta l ly i n a d e q u a t e s c r een . W h e n it is p r o p e r l y focus sed w e see a b o u t t h r e e - q u a r t e r s of t h e p i c t u r e o n t h e s c r e e n ; t h e res t , t e n f ee t b a c k on t h e wal l . Usua l ly , h o w e v e r , t h e p r o -p o r t i o n i . half a n d ha l f . A n d , s i r . in c o n c l u . i o n , w e h a v e o n c e seen t h e u p p e r half of a m a n o n t h e b o t t o m , a n d h i . legs on t h e t o p half of t h e s c r e e n ; so t h a t he w a s s t a n d i n g u p o n h is o w n h e a d !
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May 17, 1929,
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o t h e r m e n w h o des i r e t o t a k e u p t h i s a q u a t i c p a s t i m e w e w o u l d l ike t o p o i n t ou t t h a t a se r ies of i n t e r - f a c u l t y c o m -p e t i t i o n s a r e a b o u t t o c o m m e n c e w h i c h give n e w m e n e v e r y c h a n c e to g r a d u -a t e i n to n e x t y e a r ' s ' V a r s i t y E i g h t .
O n S a t u r d a y , May 18, t h e In te r -F a c u l t y T u b P a i r s r a c e will b e he ld a t B lackwa t t l e Bay. P a i r s will b e j u d g e d o n s tyle on ly .
Nex t t e r m t h e F o u r s a n d E i g h t s will b e r o w e d .
In t hese t h r e e even t s , e a c h m a n in t h e w i n n i n g c r e w will be a l l o t t ed t w o p o i n t s a n d t h e f a c u l t y wi th t h e h ighes t a g g r e g a t e will be a w a r d e d t h e T . B. Ph i l l ips Shield , a t r o p h y well w o r t h ho ld ing . T h e shie ld , w h i c h m a y b e seen in t h e F i sher L i b r a r y , h a s b e e n held fo r t h e pas t t w o y e a r s by V e t e r -i n a r y Sc ience .
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