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HOW TO PLAY - LIVING ROOMEveryone gets to play, so divide yourselves into two TEAMS (four PLAYERS per TEAM works best, but work with what you have). Each TEAM should place themselves on opposite sides of the room. You’ll also need a HOST (Emmy not required) and a ring-in device (a bell, smartphone, computer or even a book you can hit). Obviously, per government regulations, every time the HOST reads items from the category, PLAYERS must stand at least six feet away from the ring-in device.
When the game starts, the HOST will read the title of the category and begin reading items that MAY or MAY NOT belong in that category. Many of the items will be incorrect. Some of them might even give you a chuckle. BUT as soon as the HOST says something that ACTUALLY fits in the category, PLAYERS run to the device and ring in. The first person to ring in gives an answer. If the answer is CORRECT, they choose a PLAYER from the OPPOSING team to eliminate and banish to a separate area. However, if the first person is WRONG, they are banished to the kitchen or shower (whichever is cleaner). Note for HOST: correct answers will be noted in GREEN.
The HOST continues to read new categories and items until one TEAM is entirely eliminated. The winning TEAM wins a bag of clean socks or a delicious snack. I won’t be there, so please choose a classy prize. And remember, all eligible PLAYERS start each new category six feet away from the ring-in device. No sneaky cheaters…
Enjoy!
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HOW TO PLAY - VIDEO CHATEveryone gets to play, so divide yourselves into two TEAMS (four PLAYERS per TEAM works best, but work with what you have). Pick a time to join each other via your favorite video conferencing app. You’ll also need a HOST (Emmy not required) and it might help them if you distinguish the TEAMS via colored shirts, hats vs no hats, or even a Post-it on the forehead could work. Obviously, per government regulations, every time the HOST reads items from the category, PLAYERS must stand at least six feet away from their computer, phone or tablet.
When the game starts, the HOST reads the title of the category and begins reading items that MAY or MAY NOT belong in that category. Many of the items will be incorrect. Some of them might even give you a chuckle. BUT as soon as the HOST says something that ACTUALLY fits in the category, PLAYERS run to their computer (or device) and “ring in” (palm to the camera). The first person to ring in, as judged by the HOST, gives an answer. If the answer is CORRECT, they choose a PLAYER from the OPPOSING TEAM to eliminate and banish to a separate area. However, if the first person is WRONG, they are banished to the kitchen or shower (whichever is cleaner). Note for HOST: correct answers will be noted in GREEN.
The HOST continues to read new categories and items until one TEAM is entirely eliminated. The winning TEAM wins a bag of clean socks or a delicious snack. I won’t be there so please choose a classy prize. And remember, all eligible PLAYERS start each new category six feet away from the ring-in device. No sneaky cheaters…
Enjoy!
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READY TO PLAY?
HERE’S YOUR FIRST SMASH THE BUZZER
(THE FOLLOWING PAGES ARE FOR THE HOST ONLY!)
WATCH “HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT” EPISODES ON THE NBC APP
IT’S A CHARACTER ON “SESAME STREET”
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COUNT VON COUNTFLIRT & GURNEY
OSCAR THE COUCHABBY CADABBYJUSTIN SOUTH AFRICAKERMIT THE FRACKING ADVOCATEELMO
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IT’S AN ACTUAL SHADE OF RED CRAYON FROM CRAYOLA
IT’S THE TITLE OF A THEATRICALLY RELEASED SEQUEL TO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
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SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABITA STREETCAR NAMED APATHY
THE GODFATHER PART II22 JUMP STREET
IT’S AN ACTUAL DATING WEBSITE
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STACHEPASSIONS.COMZOMBIEPASSIONS.COM
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IT’S A WORD THAT APPEARS IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES
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IT’S A REAL ITEM ON THE TACO BELL MENU
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SOUR CREAMERSFLAN OF THE DEADGUAC POCKETSCONAN THE BARBACOIANTHE GREAT CORNHOLIOBEEF FAJITA-RITOCHEESY POTATO GRILLERNACHOS SUPREMECHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH
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IT’S A WORD THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER “S”
PSYCHIATRISTCIRCUS
SCHENECTADYCHARTREUSE
SERENDIPITYSOCIOLOGISTTSUNAMI
SCIENCESNAKE
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IT’S AN OFFICIAL USDA GRADE OF BEEF
OKEY-DOKEYMEH
PROBABLY NOT FATALGOURMET
CHOICE
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDINGCOMMERCIAL
PRIME
DRIVE-THRU
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THAT’S IT! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE
WINNING TEAM!
IF YOU HAD HALF AS MUCH FUN AS I DID, THEN I HAD
TWICE AS MUCH FUN AS YOU!
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FEELING CREATIVE?
EVER DREAMED OF BUILDING YOUR VERY OWN HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT?
PRINT COPIES OF THESE BLANK PAGES TO CREATE YOUR OWN CATEGORIES!