guide to fruits basket
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a guide to fruits basket
by tumblr user candycorn-karkat
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this is tohru
so kawaii it hurts she meets a bunch of
angsty human animal thingiesshe’s a perky riceball
she’s an orphan with no place to live but she refused her friends’ offers to stay with them and lived in a tent instead because she’s a tough lil’ fricker like that
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this is kyo
he likes to shout at people and he gets angry a lot
would you just look at this hottie
what a bishie
he’s a cat dude who gets pissed off at everything
but all the fangirls still love him
that’s right cool cat dude doesn’t give a frick
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this is yuki
look at himeating like he doesn’t give
a fuckthat’s just how cool he is
look at the rat kawaii rat
he’s an angsty rat dude all of the schoolgirls
love himhis favorite hobby is
beating up kyo the cat dude
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who’s this guy???
it’s a mysterya fucking mystery
he looks mysterious even as a cow
it’s a mystery just kidding it’s hatsuharu he’s so mysterious he is a cow dude bipolar sexy guy
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this is shigure and he is a dog
this face of his really scares me tho
he’s a pretty cool dude
he likes high school girls
123 high school girls all for me
sugoi as hell
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this is ayame
sexy snake dude doesn’t give a frick
wow what a cutie
he’s a fashionable snake what a hottie (kind of???) pervy
he’s brothers with yuki but yuki wants to peel his skin off or something
ah, brotherly love
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this is hatori
angst angst angsthe rarely ever smiles
is he a dragon or a seahorse wtfseriously tho
he’s a dragon that looks like a seahorse
“when snow melts it becomes spring”
he was in love with some chick but then wanted her memory of him to be erased
he’s a sexy doctor dude
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this is kagura
she’s basically the perfect representation of the typical rabid fangirl
she’s a boar
she has 3287547823 different personalities
she’s in love with an angry cat
don’t let the cuteness fool youtouch her crush and you’re dead
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this is kisa
she is a tiger girlwatch out she bites
omg she is such a sweetheart
she will kill you with the power of her kawaii
angst angst
motherfrickin’ angst
ouchie that has got to hurt
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this is hiro
who the fuck are you calling cute
i said who are you calling cute motherfucker
smart aleck little dudemakes smartass
comments all the timelittle sheep dude
has a crush on kisaawwww
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this is momiji
angst angst angst angst
cute angst
kawaii as hell
kawaii desu little rabbit dude
he’s half german or something like that
kyo hits him a lot “wah kyo hit me”
he looks like a mutant pikachu
pika-bunny
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this is akito
he (or she?) doesn’t turn into an animal, surprisingly
is he a boy??? is she a girl??? gender confusion
people might confuse him (or her???) for yuki
he (OR SHE???) is badass hehehe
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you guys are gonna share a slide sorrythese guys only appear in the manga
this is kurenohot rooster dude
what are you looking atit’s my sexy body rightyep I thought so
this is rinfeisty horse girl
lol fuck this I don’t wanna be a horse
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so here’s a summary
• tohru meets angsty animals
• angst• all of these characters
are hot/kawaii• angst• why the fuck is hatori
a seahorse and not a dragon
• angst
• mutant pikachu rabbit• angst• i’m tired and I don’t
wanna do my homework
• angst• i’m running out of
room now• DID I MENTION THE
ANGST