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WOE IS I

Verbal Abuse: Words on the Endangered List

Nicolette Lovell, Jennifer Parsons, Karey Martin

STRAIGHT FROM THE AUTHOR:

“Bloodied but unbowed, [words] shouldn’t be given up for dead. Give them back their proper meaning, spelling, usage, and pronunciation and they’ll live to fight another day.”

~O’Connor

VERBAL ABUSE: WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS?

“The give-and-take of language is something like warfare. A word bravely soldiers on for years, until one day it falls face-down in the trenches, it’s original meaning a casualty of misuse.”

--O’ConnorFor my section of the presentation…definitions of words printed in purple are from dictionary.com.

DILEMMA

–noun 1.a situation requiring a choice between

equally undesirable alternatives. Must involve at least two choices—all of them

bad.Ex: I can either wear the ugly green jacket and

stay warm or the cute red one that has a hole in it.

HOPEFULLY

The controversial word…

HOPEFULLY

This word had evolved. It used to mean: “in a hopeful manner” …

used as an adverb.Ex: “…she asked hopefully.”

Now, it can be used as “it is hoped” or “let us hope.”Ex: “Hopefully I will be able to answer your

question.”“Frankly, I see no reason to treat hopefully

otherwise. But be aware that some sticklers still take a narrow view of hopefully. Will they ever join the crowd? One can only hope.” –O’Connor

HOPE·FUL·LY

–adverb 1. in a hopeful manner: We worked hopefully and energetically,

thinking we might finish first. 2. it is hoped; if all goes well: Hopefully, we will get to the show

on time.

Origin: 1630–40; hopeful + -ly

—Usage note Although some strongly object to its use as a sentence modifier, hopefully meaning “it is hoped (that)” has been in use since the 1930s and is fully standard in all varieties of speech and writing: Hopefully, tensions between the two nations will ease. This use of hopefully is parallel to that of certainly, curiously, frankly, regrettably, and other sentence modifiers.

PRESENTLY

Doesn’t mean “now” or “at present.” –adverb 1. in a little while; soon “It means soon, before long, any minute now,

forthwith, shortly, keep your shirt on, faster than you can say Jack Robinson, or when I’m darn good and ready.” –O’Connor

Ex: They will be here presently.

UNIQUE

–adjective 1. existing as the only one or as the sole

example; single; solitary in type or characteristics.

“There are no degrees of uniqueness, because the unique is absolute. Nothing can be more, less, sort of…unique. The word stands alone, like dead, unanimous, and pregnant.”

Ex: a unique copy of an ancient manuscript.

VIA

–preposition 1. by a route that touches or passes through;

by way of… …not “by means of.”

Ex: to fly to Japan via the North Pole. Wrong ex: to fly to Japan via an airplane.

VERBAL ABUSE: MIXED DOUBLES

“There are pairs of words that are routinely confused” ~ Patricia T. O’Conner

Common Blunders: affect/effect RULE: If you are referring to a noun, “ninety-

nine times out of a hundred you mean effect. If you mean an action (a verb), the odds are just as good if you go for affect.”

“The termites had a startling on the piano, this problem Lucy’s recital.”

** easy way to remember the answer to these perplexing words (complements of Grammar Girl)

ago/since RULE: Often, these two words are used

together, one or the other should be used, not both.

“Fluffy died three days .” Or: “It’s been three days Fluffy died.”

Not: “It’s been three days ago since Fluffy died.”

allude/ refer RULE: “To allude is to mention indirectly or to

hint at – to speak of something in a covert or roundabout way. To refer is to mention directly.”

“Cyril suspected that the discussion of bad taste to his loud pants”

“ ‘They’re plaid!’ said Gussie, to Cyril’s trousers.”

accept/except RULE: To accept is to take or agree to

something. To except means to exclude or leave our as a verb, but usually means “other than”

“I never presents from men, said Lorelei, “ when we’ve been properly introduced.”

aggravate/irritate RULE: Don’t use these interchangeably!

Irritate should be used to mean “inflame”, aggravate means “to worsen”

“Poison ivy the skin. Scratching the itch.”

allusion/illusion/delusion RULE: “An allusion is an indirect mention. An

illusion is a false impression. A delusion is a deception.”

“Gussie’s comment about burlesque was a snide to Cyril’s hand-painted tie.”

“It created the of a naked woman”“Cyril clung to the that his tie was

witty” alternate/alternative RULE: alternate means one after the other,

alternative means one instead of the other.“Walking requires use of the left

foot and the right. The is to take a taxi.”

among/ between RULE: “When only two are involved, the

answer is easy: between…”“Miss Bennet sensed a barrier between her

and Mr. Darcy.” “With three or more, you have a choice. Use

between if you’re thinking of individuals and their relations with one another. Use among of you’re thinking of the group.”

“There were several embarrassing exchanges Lydia, Kitty, and Jane.”

“Darcy’s arrival created a stir the guests.”

bad/badly RULE: when an activity is being described,

use badly, the adverb (word that describes a verb)… when a condition or passive state is described, use bad, the adjective (word that describes a noun)

“Josh ran the race ; afterward, he looked and he smelled .”

**If the difference still gives you trouble, try mentally substituting a pair of words less likely to be mixed up.

“Josh ran the race honestly; afterward, he looked honest and he smelled honest.”

can/ may RULE: can = able to, may = permitted to“I fly when lift plus thrust is greater than

load plus drag, “ said Sister Bertrille. “ I demonstrate?”

discreet/discrete RULE: “If you’re gossiping, you probably want

discreet, a word that means careful or prudent. The other spelling, discrete, means separate, distinct, or unconnected.”

“Arthur was about his bigamy. He managed to maintain two households.”

disinterested/ uninterested RULE: They are not the same! disinterested = impartial or neutral uninterested = bored or lacking interest“A good umpire should be ,

said Casey, but certainly not .” each other/ one another RULE: Use each other for two and one

another for three or more.“Nick and Nora found adorable. Nick

and his cousins all heartily despised.”

**Many writers ignore this rule

in to/ into RULE: “Yes, there is a difference! Don’t

combine in and to to form into just because they happen to land next to each other.”

into = entering something, changing the form of something, or making contact

“Get the coach before it turns a pumpkin, and don’t bang the door”

Otherwise, use in to“Bring the guests me, then we’ll all go

dinner.” (You wouldn’t go into dinner, unless of course

you jumped into soup tureen)** If you’re still having trouble, use this trick: If

you can drop the in without losing the meaning, use in to.

lay/lie RULE: To lay is to place something

somewhere, to lie is to recline.“If you’re not feeling well, your tools

aside and down.” like/asQuick question: Which of these is correct?

Homer tripped [as or like] anyone would. RULE: use as when followed by a clause, a

group of words with both a subject (anyone) and a verb (would) if no verb follows, use like… Homer walks like a duck.

VERBAL ABUSE: USE IT (RIGHT) OR LOSE IT AND SPELLING AND SAYING IT RIGHT

“There are words that are mispronounced, misspelled, or so stretched out of shape that they aren’t even words anymore…” ~ Patricia T. O’Conner

MIS-PRO-NUN-SI-AY-SHUN

Most common word to get butchered in how you say it….

APPALACHIAN…which of course we all know is pronounced

APPAL-A-CHAN

some variations include, but aren’t limited to-Apple-ay-shunApp-a-lay-shun

MISPELLED WORDS

Affect vs. Effect –something moves you (affect)producing something (effect)

• The music affected him deeply.• The chemical effect was the foam overrunning the

beaker.

Palate vs. Palette vs. Pallet• Palate- roof of your mouth• Palette- board painter mixes colors on

• Pallet- rustic bed, makeshift mattress (usually made of hay or straw)

Vincent painted his supper, then he ate it. Having satisfied his palate, he cleaned his palette, then retired to his pallet.

INCORRECT USAGE (MORE MISSPELLING)

Principle vs. Principal-principle (rule or standard)-principal (to do good in school

you might want to make him your ‘pal’)

Pore over/ Pour over

-you ‘pore over’ a good book (read intently)

-if you let the water run too long, the bathtub will ‘pour over’

Regretfully vs. Regrettably Hazel regretfully swept up the broken vase, which regrettably had been smashed to oblivion.

• There are• There is • There’s

- Something to remember here…- If singular always use THERE IS or THERE’S

- Plurals always use THERE ARE

Whether or notYou can usually ditch the ‘or not’, it’s implied from the word

Ex) Sarah knows whether Holden is telling her the truth

* HIV- this stands for the human immunodeficiency virus, so it is redundant to say HIV virus (which is what most people actually do!)

SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?

1) What is the purists’ definition of hopefully ?Answer: In a hopeful manner2) Running your entire body. The

of running can be positive and negative; you get in great shape but feel as if you’re going to die after each excruciating workout. (effect, affect)

Answer: affects, effect3) True or False?Palate = roof of your mouthPalette = rustic bed, makeshift mattress (usually made

of hay or straw)Pallet = board painter mixes colors onAnswer: true, false, false

SOURCE

O'Conner, Patricia T. Woe Is I: the Grammarphobe's Guide to Better English in Plain English. New York: Riverhead, 2003. Print.

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