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TITLESBYJ.D.ROBB

NakedinDeathGloryinDeathImmortalinDeathRaptureinDeathCeremonyinDeathVengeanceinDeathHolidayinDeathConspiracyinDeathLoyaltyinDeathWitnessinDeathJudgmentinDeath

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BetrayalinDeathSeductioninDeathReunioninDeathPurityinDeathPortraitinDeathImitationinDeathDividedinDeathVisionsinDeathSurvivorinDeathOrigininDeathMemoryinDeathBorninDeathInnocentinDeathCreationinDeathStrangersinDeathSalvationinDeath

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Robb,J.D.,date.Festiveindeath/J.D.Robb.p.cm.ISBN978-1-101-61727-41.Dallas,Eve(Fictitiouscharacter)—Fiction.2.Policewomen—NewYorkState—NewYork—Fiction.3.Personaltrainers—Crimesagainst—Fiction.I.Title.PS3568.O243F4720142014003754813'.54—dc23

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places,andincidentseitheraretheproductoftheauthor’simaginationorareusedfictitiously,andanyresemblancetoactualpersons,livingordead,businesses,companies,events,orlocalesisentirelycoincidental.

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CONTENTSTitlesbyJ.D.RobbTitlePageCopyrightEpigraphChapter1Chapter2Chapter3Chapter4Chapter5

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Chapter6Chapter7Chapter8Chapter9Chapter10Chapter11Chapter12Chapter13Chapter14Chapter15Chapter16Chapter17Chapter18Chapter19

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Chapter20Chapter21Chapter22Epilogue

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Sinhasmanytools,butalieisthehandlewhichfitsthemall.

—OLIVERWENDELLHOLMES

AtChristmasplayandmakegoodcheer,

ForChristmascomesbutonceayear.

—THOMASTUSSER

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Men,Simathought,can’tlivewiththem,

can’tbeatthemtodeathwithanineiron.

Butagirlcouldexactsomerevenge,andshewasagirlbentonjustthat.

Nobodydeservedagooddoseofrevenge—orabeatingwithanineiron—asmuchasTreyZiegler.Thefuckballhadbootedheroutoftheapartmentthey’dshared,eventhoughshehadthesame

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territorialrightstotheplaceashedid.

Inthesevenandahalfweeksoftheirunofficialcohabitation,she’dpaidhalftherent,halftheexpenses,includingfoodandbeverage.She’ddoneallthecleaning(lazybastard),allthemarketing.Andinthatsevenandahalfweekshadgivenhimthebestyearsofherlife.

Plussex.Afterconsiderable

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thought,in-depthconversationswithclosefriendsandconfidants,twoten-minutesessionsofmeditationandsixtequilashots,she’doutlinedpreciselyhow,where,andwhentoexactherrevenge.

Thehowinvolvedthatnineiron,anextensivecollectionofcashmeresocks,anditchingpowder.Thewherewasthatone-bedroomapartmentoverLittleMike’s

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TattooandPiercingParlorintheWestVillage.

Thewhenwasrightfuckingnow.

Hewouldn’thavechangedthelocks—cheapbastard—anddidn’tknowshe’dgivenacopyofherswipetooneofthosefriendsandconfidants,whoalsohappenedtobeherboss,rightafterthey’dmovedintogether.

Andifhehadchangedthe

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lock,herfriendsaidsheknewpeoplewhoknewpeople,wouldtagoneup,anditwouldbedone.

Simawasn’tsureshewantedtoknowthepeoplewhoknewpeopleorhowtheywouldgainaccesstotheapartment.Butsheknewshewantedin.

Sowithherfriendbesideherformoralsupport,shepulledoutherswipekeytoopenthemaindoortothe

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apartmentsoverthetatparlor.Hertequila-fueledgrin

spreadwiderwhenthelocksclickedopen.

“Iknewit!He’dneverbotherspringingforthemoneytohavemedeactivated.”

“Maybenotonthisdoor.Westillhavetoseeabouttheapartment.”Herfriendgaveheralong,hardlook.“You’reabso-posohe’snotinthere?”

“Totally.Hissupervisor

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sprangfortheweekendseminar,beenintheworksforweeks.Nowayhe’dblowitoff.Freehotelroom,freefood,andachancetoshowofffortwodays.”

Simaturnedtowardtheskinnyelevator,startedtotakeoffhergloves.

“We’llwalkup.Leaveyourgloveson,remember?Nofingerprints.”

“Right,right.It’smyfirstbreak-in.”Withanervous

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giggleSimastartedupthestairs.

“It’snotabreak-in.Youhaveakey,andyoupaidtherent.”

“Half.”“Hesaiditwashalf.Did

youevercheckforsurehowmuchtherentwas?”

“Well,no,but—”“Sima,you’vegottostop

lettingyourselfgetpushedaround.Whatyouwerepayingforthesqueezeboxup

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hereprobablycoveredthewholecha-cha.”

“Iknow.Iknow.”“You’regoingtofeelalot

betterafteryoucutoutthetoesinhissocks.Remembertheplan—onesockfromeachpair,alittlenipsoitstartstounravel.YoustartonthatwhileIputtheitchingpowderinhismoisturizer.Thenwereplacethegolfclubwiththetoyone,andwebook.Wedon’ttouchanythingelse.In

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andout.”“Andhewon’tknow

whatthehell.He’snotgoingtogolfuntilhegetssomebodytopaytheindoorfee,sothatcan’tcomebackonme.Thesockswillmakehimcrazy.”

“He’llfigureithappenedatthedrycleaners.Hedeservesit.Aguywhohashissocksdry-cleaneddeservesit.”

“Yeah.Andtheitching

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powder?He’llgoscreamingtothedoctor,figuringhe’sgotanewallergy.Fuckball.”

“Fuckball,”herfriendagreed,righteously,astheyfinallyreachedthefourthfloor.“Momentoftruth,Sima.”

Onalongbreath,Simasteadiedherself.Climbingthreeflights,dressedinherwintercoat,scarf,boots,hat—December2060wasasbitterasherheart—shehad

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workedupalittlesweat.Shepulledoutthekey

again,crossedthefingersofherfreehand,swiped.

Locksthumpedopen.Simagaveatriumphant

hoot,andwasimmediatelyshushed.

“Youwanttheneighborspokingout?”

“No,but—”Beforeshecouldfinish,Simafoundherselfpushedinsidewiththedoorquietly,firmlyclosed

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behindher.“Turnonthelights,Sim.”“Right.”Shehitthe

switch,thenhissed,“Lookatthismess!Ihaven’tbeengoneaweek,andhe’salreadygotcraptossedeverywhere.Lookinthere!”Shewalkedtowardthekitchenbumpasshepointed.“Dirtydishes,takeoutboxes.Ibetthere’rebugs.Ew,Ibetthere’rebugsinhere.”

“Whatdoyoucare?You

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don’tlivehere,soyoudon’thavetopickuphismessorworryaboutbugs.”

“Butstill.Andlookatthelivingroom.Clothestossedallover,shoesjust—Hey!”Shemarchedover,pickedupascarlet-redhighheel,thenscoopedupabrawithyellowpolkadotsoverpurplelace.

“Inevernoticedanytranytendencies.”

“Becausehedoesn’thaveany!”

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“Iknow,Sim.It’slikewealltoldyou.Heonlybootedyoubecausehesniffedupanewskirt.Andjeez,it’sbeenlikeaweeksincehedidthebooting,soyouhavetofigure...Don’tblubber,”sheorderedasSimastartedtodojustthat.“Geteven!Comeon.”

Focusedonthetaskathand,shepulledtheshoe,thebraaway,tossedthemdownagain,tookSima’sarm.“I’ll

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getyoustartedonthesocks.”“Isortoflovedhim.”“Sortofissortof.He

treatedyoulikecrap,soyoupayhimback,thenyoucanmoveon.Trustme.”

Sima’stears-and-tequila-blurredeyestrackedbacktothebra.“Iwanttobustsomethingup.”

“You’renotgoingto.You’regoingtobesmartandhithimwhereithurts.Vanityandwallet,thenwe’regoing

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togodosomemoreshots.”“Lotsofthem.”“Bunchesoflotsof

them.”Simasquaredher

shouldersandnodded.Withherhandinherfriend’s—moralsupport—theystartedtowardthebedroomshe’dsharedforsevenandahalfweekswithhercheap,cheating,callousboyfriend.

“Hedidn’tevenputupanyChristmasdecorations.

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Hehasacoldheart.”Shecouldn’thavebeen

moreright.TreyZieglersatpropped

onthebed,thelongchestnut-and-gold-streakedhairhewassoproudofmattedwithblood.Hiseyes—mostrecentlytintedemeraldgreen—staring.

Thekitchenknifejammedinhiscoldheartpinnedacardboardsigntohiswell-tonedchest.Itread:

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SantaSaysYou’veBeenBad!!!Ho.Ho.Ho!

AsSimapeeledoffscreams,herfriendslappedahandoverhermouth,draggedheraway.

“Trey!Trey!”“Shutitdown,Sima.Just

shutitdownaminute.Jesus,whatamess.”

“He’sdead.There’s

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blood.He’sdead.”“Igotthat.Holyshit.”“Whattawedo?OhGod!

Whattawedo?”Runningawaywouldbe

awesomebut...Evenbuildingsaslousyasthisprobablyhavesomesecurity.Orsomebodymighthaveseenthemcomein.Orheardthemworkouttheplanovertequilashots.Orsomething.

“You’vegottocalmdownsome—anddon’ttouch

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anything.Notanything.I’vegottotagupsomebody.”

“You’regoingtohavesomebodycomegetridofthebody?”Simadraggedherfingersdownherthroatasifshewerebeingstrangled.“OhmyGod!”

“Gripreality,Sima.I’mtaggingacop.”

•••

wointhemorning,twointhe

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Tfreakingmorninginthe

frozenbowelsofDecember,andshehadtorolloutofawarm

bedbesideahothusbandanddealwithwhatmightbeadeadbody—oradrunkenprankbyawomanwhodrovehercrazyonthebestofdays.

Inmomentslikethis,beingacopsucked.

ButLieutenantEveDallaswasacop,soshepulledupinfrontofthedingyboxofa

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buildingintheWestVillage,grabbedherfieldkit—iftherewasanactualDB,itwouldsavehercomingbackoutforit—andstompedacrosstheicysidewalk.

She’dhaveusedhermastertoswipein,butthedoorclickedandbuzzedasshereachedforit.

Shedidn’tmuchlikethelookoftheelevatorintheskinny,smellylobby,butoptedforit.Thesoonertoget

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thisover.Shejammedhercold

hands—shehadn’tthoughtofgloves—inthepocketsofherlongleathercoatandscowledwithgoldenbrowneyesatthenumberscreepingfromonetotwotothree,andfinallytofouronthedentedpanel.

Whenthedoorsopened,shestrodeout,atall,lean,prettypissed-offwomanwithashaggycapofhairnearlythesamecolorashereyes.

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Beforeshecouldbangafistonthedoor,itopened.Therestoodthewomanwhocutherhair—oftenwhetherEvewantedtheserviceornot.Who’dseenhernaked—andthatEveneverwanted.

“Ifyou’refuckingwithme,I’mhaulingyourassinforfilingafalsereport.”

“HandtoGod.”Trinashotupahand—fingerstippedinswirlsofholidayredandgreen—thenusedthe

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othertoyankEveinside.“Hisname’sTreyZiegler,andhe’sreallydeadinthebedroom.”

“Who’sthat?”Evedemanded,jerkingaheadtowardthewomanwithanexplosionofredcurlssmashedunderablackwatchcapwhowascurrentlyholdingsomesortofred-and-blueplasticgolfclubandblubbering.

“That’sSima.Hisex.Shelivedhere.”

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“Youlivehere?”EveaskedSima.

“Yes.No.Idid,buthe—thenhe...He’s...he’s...he’s...”

WhenSimadissolved,EveturnedbacktoTrina.“Stayhere,don’ttouchanything.Don’tlethertouchanything.”

Shetooktheshortfivestepstothebedroomdoor,lookedin.

Okay,thatwasadead

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man.Shesetdownherfieldkit

topullouther’link.Shecalleditin,arrangedforherpartnertobenotified.

“You.”ShepointedatSima.“Sitoverthere.Don’ttouchanything.”ThenshegesturedTrinaovertothekitchenbump.“Ifshedoesn’tlivehere,howdidyougetin?”

“Shestillhasherswipe.Orthecopyshemadeforme

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whenshehookedintotheplacewithhim.Heonlykickedheroutaweekago.”

“Whydidthetwoofyoucomehere—andyou’rebothlit.Icanseeit,hearit,smellit.”

“Abouthalflit,”Trinacorrectedwiththefaintestsmirk.Eve’sflat,narrowgazehadhershiftingsidetoside,givinghertowerofhair—swirledinthesamecolorandpatternashernails—alittle

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toss.“Okay,look,full

disclosure,right?Treydumpedher.Shecamehomefromworkandhe’dpackedherstuff,saidtheyweredoneandtogetout.”

“Theyhadafight.”“Hellno.She’sgotthe

spineofaworm—can’thelpit—soeventhoughshe’sbeenpayingtherent,hesaidhalfbutIknowwhatthisdumpshouldgoforanditwas

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plentymorethanhalf.AndshepaidforDecember,soshepaidthismonth’srent,andshehasrights.Right?”

“Justkeepgoing,”Eveordered.

“Okay.Soshejuststartscrying,takesherstuffandgoes.Anyhow,shegotaflopforaboutaweek,doesn’ttellmeoranyofus’causeshesaidshewasallembarrassed,thenfinallyspillsit.Ihaveheratmyplace,onthe

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pulloutuntilshecangetittogether.”

“And?”“And?”“Letuswindaroundto

tonightandthedeadman.”“Right.Well,tonight,a

bunchofuswerehangingafterwork,andtherewastequila.Andwegotthisideaaboutpayback.He’ssupposedtobeinAtlanticCityforacoupledays,soweboughtthetoygolfcluband

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someitchingpowder.Weweregoingtounravelthetoesofhissocks,putthepowderinhisfacecream,replaceoneofhisclubswiththetoy,thenbook.That’sit.Wecamein,headedbackthere,sawhim.Ipulledherout,taggedyou.”

“Itchingpowder?”“Seriousshit.”Trina

noddedwisely.“He’d’vewantedtoscratchhisfacedowntothebone.Hedeservedit.Lookather.”

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Simasat,headbowed,tearsdripping.

“JesusChrist.Didyouknowthisguy?”

“Yeah,some.Massagetherapist,personaltrainer.HeworkedatBuffBodies,thefitnessplacenearmysalon.Mostofthestaffthereusemysalon.Simaworksforme.That’showtheymet.”

“Didyoueverrollwithhim?”

“Shitno.”Trina’seyes—

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aboldChristmasgreenliddedwithgoldglitter—reflectedbothinsultanddisgust.“Guywasaprickandaplayer.Icandobetter.Simdidn’tthinkshecould.Self-esteemissues,youknow?”

“Whoseredshoes,whoseunderwear?”

“Noclue.NotSim’s.”“Stayhere.”“Hey,Dallas,goeasyon

her.She’sarealsweetie,andItalkedherintothis.I

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thoughtgivinghimapunchwouldmakeherfeel,youknow,empowered.Otherwise,somebodyelsewould’vefoundhim,andshewouldn’thavethatinherhead.”

“ForallIknowthetwoofyoudidhim,andpulledmeintocoveritup.”

Trinasnortedoutalaugh,soberedinstantlyatEve’sstonystare.“Shit.Really?Comeon!”

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“Stayhere.”Shewalkedbackoverto

whereSimasatquietlyhiccupingthroughtears.

“Tellmewhathappened.”“Trey’sdead.Somebody

killedhim.”“Beforethat.Howdid

youandTrinaenduphere?”“Oh,well,afterworkwe

—meandTrinaandCarlosandViviandAce—weallwenttoClooney’s.”

“Clooney’s?”

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“It’sabar.Wehangtheresometimes.Theirtwistedonionsareprettygood,sowegotsomeandsomecheesybitsandsomemargaritas.ThenwedidsomeshotsbecauseIwasfeelingbadaboutTreydumpingme.SoAcesaid—IthinkitwasAce,ormaybeVivi,howIshouldgetsomeofmyownback,thensomebodysaidIshouldcomeoverandtosshisstuffoutthewindow,butTrina

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saidno.Shesaidthatwastooobvious,andIcouldgetintrouble.Ishoulddosomethingmoresubtle-like.Thenwewentandboughtthetrickclubandthepowder,andwecamehere,and—and—Trey!”

“Okay.”Eveheldupahand,hopingtowardoffhysterics,thenquicklywoundSimaback,pullingoutdetails.

Details,shethought,that

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linedupwithTrina’sstatement.

“Didheeverknockyouaround,Sima?”

“What?Who?Trey?”Hertear-drenchedeyes,outlinedinshimmeringblueandsilver,widenedtohorrifiedsaucers.“No!He’dneverdothat.”

“Notphysically,”Trinasaidfromacrosstheroom,andearnedanotherstonystare.“I’mjustsaying.He

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didn’ttuneherup,buthepickedatherself-esteem.Heknockedthataroundplenty.Hewasn’tgoodtoyou,Sim.”

“Sometimeshewas.Heusedtobe.”

“Didhecheatonyou?”Eveaskedher.

“Ididn’tthinkso,but...”Shepointedtotheshoeandbra.“Thosearen’tmine.”

“Washeintroublewithanybody?Women,work,illegals,gambling?”

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“No...Idon’tthink.He,Iguess,wassortofdistantlately,andspendingmoretimeatworkoronhiscomputerworkingonroutinesforclientsandstuff.Iaskedhimifsomethingwasupatwork,sincehewastherelatealot,buthesaidno.AndhowIshouldmindmyownbusiness.”

“Hewasuptosomething.”WhenthecommentgotTrinaanother

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stareshetossedherhandsintheair.“Icanhearyouoverhere,andit’sstupidtopretendIcan’t.Hewasuptosomething.”

“Suchas?”“Idon’tknowsuchas,I

justknowsomething.Alotofmypeople—staff,clients—useBB,andsomeofthemuseTreyforpersonaltraining,orformassages.Wordwasgoingaroundhewasactingweird—morethan

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usual—thepastcouplemonthsmaybe.Putasecondlockonhislockeratthegym,spentalotofafter-hourstimetherewhenhedidn’thaveaclient.Acouplemutualclientstoldmehewastalkingaboutopeninghisownplace,likeahigh-classspadeal,maybeonSt.Bart’sorNevisorsomeshit.”

“Younevertoldme!”TrinashruggedatSima.

“Iwasgoingto,butthenhe

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dumpedyou.Ididn’tseethepointsinceitwasonlytherumorchamber.AndIfiguredifwedidthedeedheretonight,maybewe’dseesomethinglyingaround.Likeconfirmation.”

“Didhehaveanyvaluables?”EveaskedSima.“Anythingworthstealing?”

“Oh...”“Iseeamini-compthere

—prettyhighend,theentertainmentscreen,good-

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sizedbutportable.Howaboutjewelry,art,cash?”

“Hehasareallygoodwristunitforwork—asportsmodel—andareallynicedressone.And,um,hiscollectionofearhoops,andacouplerings.Oneyellowgold,onewhitegold.Heneverworethemwhenhewasworkingbecausetheygotintheway.He’sgotthegolfclubs,andlikegolfaccessories.Hedidn’tkeep

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anymoneyaroundthatIknowof.Wedidn’treallyhaveanyart,exceptacouplephotographshehadtakenandframed.”

Shegesturedtothephotographs—ofthedeadguyinsportsskinwear,posingtoshowoffhisbiceps,hisdelts.Theyflankedashelfthatheldseveraltrophiestoppedwithafiguredressedthesame,doingthesame.

“Holdon.”Eveturnedto

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openthedoorattheknock,thensteppedout—leavingthedooropen—toinstructthetwouniformswho’dreportedtothescene.

“Okay,Ineedsomeinformation,”shesaidwhenshesteppedbackin,closingthedoor.“Thenameofhisemployerorimmediatesupervisor,alistoffriendsand/orcoworkers.Didhehavealive-inorseriousrelationshippriortoyou,

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Sima?”“Oh,well,Iguess.Sure.”“Hebouncedaroundon

AllaCoburnrightbeforeSim,”Trinasaidhelpfully.“Mutualclient.SheownsNaturalWay,ahealth-foodplacenearBB.AndFYI,shewasprettyrippedabouttheirbreakup.Putonthegood-riddanceface,butshedidn’tmeanit.Iknowwhat’swhatwithpeoplewhositinmychair.Plushebangedalotof

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hisclients.”“Hestoppedthatwhenwe

gottogether,”Simsaid,blinkingatTrina’slookoffrustratedsympathy.“Hedidn’t?But—buthesaid...”

“We’lltalk.Anyway,hissupervisor’sLillByers,andshe’lltalktoyoustraight.You’ddobetterwithcoworkers.Hedidn’thangwithanybodyforlongoutsideofwork.”

Sensingtherewasmore,

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Eveonlynoddedasshenoteddownthenames.“Anofficer’sgoingtodriveyouhome.”

“Wecanjustgo?”Simaasked.

“Stayavailable.You’reatTrina’sfornow?”

“Well,I—”“She’swithmeuntilthis

allshakesout.You’rewithme,Sim,don’tworryaboutit.”

Thatstartedfresh

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waterworks,soEveopenedthedoor.“GodownwithOfficerCho,”shetoldSima.“Trinawillberightdown.”

OnceEvegotSimaout,sheturnedtoTrina.“Spill.”

“Okay,Iwantedtobecarefularoundher.Hewasanasshole.I’msorryhe’sdeadandallthat,butthat’smostlyforher.Look,he’dbarelyrolledoffAllabeforeherolledontoSima.Guywasaplayer,andauser.Someof

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thestuffinhere?It’shers,butshedidn’tthinkofsayinghey,mystuff.Shedidalltheworkaroundhere,youknowwhatI’msaying?Pickingupafterhim,stockingtheAutoChef,seeingaboutthelaundryandthedrycleaning.Fuckerdry-cleanedhisfreakingsocks.”

“Getout.”“HandtoGod!You’re

goingtofindalotofslickclothesinhiscloset,lotsof

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top-drawerface,hair,bodyproducts.Assholewasapeacock.Helookedgood,I’llgivehimthat,buthesweptwomenup,thensweptthemoutafterhegotwhathewasafter—andnotjustsex.”

“Whatelse?”“Youcanbethedidn’t

buythosewristunitsforhimself,orhalfthatslickwardrobe.Hescoutedoutrich,olderwomen.Clients,likeIsaid.Orthat’stheword.

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Probablyoneofthemjammedthatknifeinhisheart,butitwasn’tSim.Shedidn’tkillhim.”

“Iknowthat.”“Shecouldn’t—oh.Well,

solid.”“Doyouknowwho

belongstotheshoesandthepolkadots?”

“No,butIcouldmaybefindout.”

“Leavethattome.Gohome.Andnexttimeyoudo

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abunchofshots,gohome.”Emboldened,Trinaticked

offpointsonherfestivelytippednails.“Shepaidtherent.Shehadakey.Someofherstuff’sstillhere.She’sgotarighttocomein.”

“Gotthat.Buttheitchingpowdercouldbeconsideredassault,thesocksdestructionofpropertyandthegolfclubtheft.It’sinventivepayback,butit’snotworththelegalfees.”

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Trinashruggeditoff.“Anyway,thanksforhandlingit.”Trinanarrowedhereyes,gotthelookinthemthatchilledEve’sblood.“Youcouldusealittleshapingonthedo,andahydratingfacial.Winter’sabitchonskin.”

“Pushit,Trina,andI’llhaveyoutakenintoCentral,putintheboxandmakeyougothroughallthisagain.”

“JustsayingwhatIknow.

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We’llgiveyoutheworksbeforeyourbigbash.”Shesteppedtothedoor,paused.“Sim’salittlenaiveandwaytrusting.Somepeoplenevergetoverthat,evenwhentheyendupcoveredwithbruises.”

Trueenough,Evethought.

Evewalkedbacktowardthebedroom,pickedupherfieldkit.She’dgottenoveranynaiveteandexcessivetrustlong,longago,she

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decidedasshepulledoutacanofSeal-Ittocoatherhands,herboots.

Acopdidbettercynicalandsuspicious.Consideringherselfarmedwithhealthyportionsofboth,shewentintodealwithdeath.

Shetookaslowscantoallowherlapelrecordertodocumentthescene,includingthebloodspatteronthewall,thesmearsofitonthefloor.Andthegore

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clingingtothebaseofwhatappearedtobeanothertrophy.

Anopensuitcaseholdingpreciselyfoldedclothessatonthefootofthebed,oppositesidefromthebody.

“Itappearsthevicwaspacking—nearlydonewithit—forascheduledtrip.Witsstateawork-relatedseminarinAtlanticCity.Alotofclothesforacoupledays,”shecommented.“Which

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wouldcoincidewithwits’opinionofvicasapeacock.Nicethreads,topline,”shesaidafteraquicklook.“Alsoverifyingwits’statements.”

Shepokedinalittlemore,cameupwithasmallbaggiefilledwithdriedleaves.

“Whathavewehere?Itlookslike...tealeaves.”Sheopenedit,sniffed—andhadaflashofthefloweryteaMira,thedepartmentshrink,sworeby.“Smellsliketea.Doesn’t

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looklikeanyillegalsubstanceI’vecomeacross.Baggingforanalysis.Notapriorityaswe’renotgoingtobustthedeadguyforpossession.”

Shecrossedback,crouchedtoexaminethelargetrophywiththefigureofaseriouslyrippedmale,cladonlyincompressionshorts,flexingbothbiceps.“Acoupletrophieslikethisinthelivingroom.Thebloodand

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graymatteronthisone—PersonalTraineroftheYear,2059—indicatesitwasusedtostrikethevictimontheleftsideofthehead.”

Sheliftedit,pursedherlips.“Yeah,it’sgotsomeweighttoit.Acouplegoodwhackswoulddothetrick.”

Settingitdownagain,sherose,walkedbackinthelivingroom,liftedtheothertrophies.

Twincirclesofclean

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underthem.Dustskimmedtherestoftheshelf.

“Themurderweaponwasn’therewiththesetwo.”Shewalkedbackintothebedroom,foundasimilarcircleonthedresser.

“Themurderweaponsatrighthere.Thekillerandvicareinthevic’sbedroom.Noovertsignsofbreak-in,soit’sprobablethevicknewhiskiller.Nosignsofastruggle—nonefromavicwhowins

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personaltrainertrophies,soitdoesn’tlooklikeaphysicalfight.Noscuffle,butmaybeanargument.Thekillerpicksupthetrophy,andbashes.

“Butdoesn’tleavethebodywhereitfalls,andthat’sinteresting.Thekillerdragsthebodytothebed—leavessomebloodsmearsontheway,heftsitonthere,propsitup.Takesthetime—andhastherageorcoldness—togettheknife,writethemessage,

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andstabwhatI’mbettingwasadeadmaninthechestjusttoicethecookie.”

ShetookherIdenti-pad,hergauges,outofherkit,rosetowalkovertothebody.

VictimisidentifiedasTreyArthurZiegler,mixedracemale,agethirty-one.Residedthisapartment.Single.Nomarriages,nolegal

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cohabs,nooffspringonrecord.

Sheheardthedooropen,pauseduntilsheheardtheclompofherpartner’sboots.

“Backhere,”Evecalledout.“Sealup.”

DetectivePeabodycametothebedroomdoor.Pinkcowboyboots,bigpuffycoat,acouplemilesofrainbow-stripedscarfandabrightblue

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hatwithearflaps.Shelooked,Evethought,

likeanEskimorunningawaytothecircus.

“IsawTrinadownstairs,”Peabodybegan,thenlookedatthebodyonthebed.“Wow,ho,ho,humbug.”

“Yeah,hewon’tbegoinghomeforChristmas.”

“IgotfromTrinathiswasherpal’sex-boyfriend.”

“Whotheyfoundwhentheysnuckintoputitching

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powderinhisfacegunk.”“Fun.”Peabodypulled

thecapoffherdarkhair,stuffeditinherpocket.“Youdon’tthinkTrinahadanythingtodowiththedeadguy.”

“IwishIdid,thenIcouldtossherinacage.”

“Aw.”Peabodybeganunwindingherscarf.

“Butaccordingtomyon-site,”Evecontinued,removingthegauges,“it

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lookslikeheboughtitabouteighteen-thirtyhours.We’llcheckTrinaandSima’salibi,butit’sgoingtoholdup.Besides,Trina’stoocageytokillsomebodythisway,andthefrienddoesn’thavetheballs.”

Evereplacedhergauges,pulledoutmicrogoggles.“Checkandseeifthereareanysecuritycams,thengoaheadandcallintheMEandthesweepers.Let’sgetthe

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uniformsstartedonacanvassofthebuilding.Maybesomebodyheardorsawsomething.”

“Ohboy,abunchofpissed-offneighbors.”

“Notoncetheyfindoutthere’sbeenamurder.Peoplelovefindingoutsomebody’sdeadandthey’renot.Getthatgoing,thenwe’llgothroughtheplacewhenI’mdonewiththebody.”

Evefitonthegoggles,

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leanedovertopeerattheshatteredsideoftheskull.“So,Trey,”shemurmured,“whathaveyougottotellme?”

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Deathkilledanyillusionofprivacy.Aftershe’d

examinedthebody,Evebeganasystematicsearchofthebedroom.

AsTrinastated,Treyownedanextensivewardrobe.Slick,sexyworkoutgear,spiffysuits,stylishclubwear.

“Hecoordinatedhissocksandunderwear,”shecommentedwhenPeabodycamebackin.“Colorsand

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patterns.Whodoesthat,andwhy?”

“Ireadthisarticleabouthowwhatyouwearunderyourclothesisallaboutwhatmakesyoufeelempoweredandincontrol.It’stheUnderYou.”

“Ifwearingmatchingboxersandsocksmakesyoufeelempowered,you’reaweenie.He’sgotstandardover-the-countermalebirthcontrol,afewunimaginative

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sextoys,someporndiscsinthebedsidegoodiesdrawer.Golfclubs,variousgolfparaphernaliaintheclosetwithhisclothes.Nofemaleclothesinhere.”

“Didyoucheckthis?”Peabodyheldupa’linksealedinanevidencebag.

“Yeah,someclientchecks,acoupleguyconversations,someout-goingstowomen,notyetanswered.Nobody

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threateningtokillhim.”“There’saknifeblockin

thekitchenwithonemissing,”Peabodysaid.“Theonestickingoutofhimlookslikepartoftheset.”

“Bashwiththetrophy,it’shandy.Thengetalittlecreativewiththekitchenknife,againhandy.”Eveputherhandsonherhips,thenwalkedouttothelivingarea.

Shescannedtheroom—messy,sloppy,butnothing

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thatindicatedafight.“Okay,consideringthere’snosignofbreak-in,nosignofstruggleouthere,thevicletthekillerin.Heknowshim—orher.He’swearingdrawstringpantsandaT-shirt—at-homeclothes,sohe’scomfortablewiththekiller,enoughthattheywentbacktothebedroomtogether.”

“Maybehewasforcedintothebedroom.Maybethekillerhadasticker.”

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“Ifthekillerhadasticker,”Eveargued,“whybashthevicintheheadwithatrophy?Plus,thevic’sextremelybuff,soI’vegottofigurehe’dputupafight.Butthevicwastakenbysurprise.Theygobackinthebedroom.Forsex?Thebed’smessedup,somaybetherewassex.”

“Red-shoeslady?”“Possibly.”Evestudiedtheshoes,the

bra,alloutinplainsight.

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“Butifyouhavethecoldbloodtohauladeadguyontothebed,gointothekitchen,ripoffthetopofatake-outpizzabox,writeupthemessage,taketheknife,gobackinthebedroom,stabthedeadguy,wouldn’tyouhavethebrainstograbyourshoesandunderwear?

“You’vegotenoughbrainsandcoldbloodtotakethemarkerusedtowritethemessage—becauseIhaven’t

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foundoneonscene—towipeofftheknifehandleandthetrophybasesoyoudon’tleaveprints,butyouleaveyourpolka-dotbraandredshoes?”

“Yeah,it’dbeaprettybigoops.”

“Still...Maybethere’ssex,orthestartofit—he’sfullydressed,soeithertheydidandheputhisclothesbackon,orhenevergotthemoff.Eitherway,before,

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during,after,whoevercamebackherewithhimgrabbedthetrophy,swung.Vicgoesdown,butyoubashagainbecausewe’vegotonewoundonthesideofthehead,oneonthebackofthehead.Youdon’tpanic,youdon’tkeepbashingsothere’ssomecontrol.Butyou’vegotaneedto—haha—twisttheknife,soyoudigupsomecardboard,writethenote.You’vegottohaulhimonto

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thebed,prophimup,thenjamtheknife,withnote,intohischest.”

“Thatpart’sjustmean.Yeah,murder’stheultimatemean,”PeabodysaidwhenEveglancedather.“Buttheknifeandnote’ssaltinthewound.Seriously.”

“It’ssteelinthechest.Hereallypissedyouoff,”Evecontinued.“Butyoupaidhimback.There’ssatisfactionhere.Quickviolence—

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probableimpulse—followedbyacold-bloodedflourish.”

“Well,justforthesakeofargument,sayit’sRedShoes.”

Tryingtovisualizeanalternatescenario,Peabodycircledsaidshoes.

“Thingsgethot,they’removingalongintothebedroom.Shechangeshermind,hegetspushy—bash.Ortheydothedeed,thenheactslikeajerk.Says

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somethingaboutherweight,hertechnique,orwhatever.Bash.Sheholdsittogetherlongenoughtosethimuplikethis—it’sallfuryandadrenaline.Thenshepanics,andruns.”

“Possible.”She’dputawaypeoplewho’ddonestupider,Eveconsidered.“Let’shavehiscomptakenin,gothroughit.Andlet’sfindRedShoes.”

“They’rereallynice

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B

shoes.Iwonderwhatsizetheyare.”

“Jesus,Peabody.”“Justwondering,”she

saidandhurriedtothedoortoletinthesweepers—andavoidEve’swrath.

•••

ydawn,Zieglerlayonaslabatthemorgue,

thesweepersswarmedoverhisapartment,andtheinitial

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canvassofthebuildingnettedanot-unexpected“nobodysawnothing.”

“Ivotetheclassiccrimeofpassion.”Peabody,onceagainwrappeduplikeawomanfacingtheIceAge,walkedoutofthebuildingwithEve.“Jewelry,cash,credits,plastic,electronics,fancysportsequipmentstillonpremises,nosignofbreak-in,obvioussignsofhanky-panky.”

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“Howdoeshanky-pankytranslatetosex?Whocomesupwithwordslikethat?”

“Probablypeoplewhodon’thavesex,whichdoesn’tincludethedeadguy.ThelabshouldbeabletogiveustheDNAonwhoeverhehanky-pankiedwithwhenthesweepersgetthesheetsin.

“Iwishitwouldsnow.”“Ifthestateofhis

apartment,andTrina’sstatementabouthimbanging

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anythingnotalreadynailedareindicators,they’llprobablyfindmultipleDNA—What?”HerbraincaughtupwithPeabody’slaststatement.“Snow?”

“Ifit’sgoingtobethiscold,itshouldsnow.”PeabodyjumpedintoEve’scar,shivered.“It’salmostChristmassoweshouldhavesnowanyway.Snow’spretty.”

“Thenwecouldcreep

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behindtheplowsthatshoveitagainstthecurbswhereitturnstoblacksludge,windourwaythroughallthevehiclesthatspunoutbecausepeopledon’tknowhowthehelltodriveinthesnow,orstepoverallthepedestrianswhosliponthesnowysidewalks.”

“Youneedagooddoseofholidayspirit.”Peabodywriggleddownintoherseat,gratefulandhappywiththe

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automaticseatwarmers.Shethought,atthatmoment,awarmasswasahappyone.“Weshouldgetsomehotchocolate.”

Evedidn’tsparePeabodyaglance.“We’regoingtothegym.”

“Ifwegothotchocolatefirst,wecouldworkitoffatthegym.”Peabodytriedawinsomesmile,gaveitupwithashrug.“I’llrunthesupervisor.”

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“Whatafineidea.”Evenavigatedthestreets,

stillquietintheweakwinterdawn.Streetlightsfizzedoff,leavingtheaircoldandgraywithpuffsofsteamrisingintermittentlythroughthesubwayvents.Shepassedonehalf-emptymaxibuswherethepassengersalllookeddazedandpalelygreeninitsflickeringsecuritylights.

Evenattheearlyhour,shehadtowrangleaparking

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spotinaloadingzone,halfablockfromBuffBodies.

SheflippedonherOnDutylight.

“LillByers,”Peabodybeganastheygotoutintothefrigidswirlofwind.“Agethirty-eight,divorced,oneoffspring,male,ageseven.EmployedwithBuffBodiesfortwelveyears,currentlyasmanager.Littlebumphere—arrestedfordestructionofproperty,disturbingthe

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peace,sixyearsback.Shetookatireirontoherex-husband’svehicle.Iguessitwasn’tanamicabledivorce.”

“There’snosuchthingasanamicabledivorce.”

Thelightsofthegymshonebrightagainstthewidefrontwindows.Theglassrosehigh,toexposethreespaciousfloors.ThroughthefirstlevelEvesawseveralbodies—appropriatelybuff—running,lunging,lifting,climbing.

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Whilethemaxibuspassengershadlookedstunnedandweary,thedawnworkoutbrigadeappearedterrifyinglyalert.

“Ihatethemall,”Peabodymuttered.“Everyoneofthem.Justlook.Allperfectlypackedinfrostyoutfitsdesignedtoshowoffeverycut,rip,andripple.Smuglooksontheirfaces,asheenofsweatontheirskin.Andzeropercentbodyfatamong

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thewholebuffbunch.HowamIsupposedtoenjoymyfrothyhotchocolatenow?”

“Youdon’thaveafrothyhotchocolate.”

“InmymindIdid.Nowevenitsimaginaryfrothygoodnessisspoiled.”

“Buckup,”Evesuggested,swipedhermasteroverthemembers’entrancepad,andwalkedinside.

Straightintoawallofnoise.

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Screaming,pounding,throbbingmusicblastedoutofthespeakersandbangedagainsthereardrums.Shesawawomanonacyclecrouchedover,facefierceasshesangalong,presumablyatthetopofherlungs.

Hereyeslookedjustalittleinsane.

Machineswhooshedandwhirled,feetslappedontreads,weightsclinkedandthumped.Theopenthree-

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storyspaceboastedajuicebar—currentlyunoccupied—onthesecondlevel,andwhatlookedtobeclassrooms,glassedin,onthethird.

Shecouldseemorebuffbodiesperforminggracefulyogasunsalutationsbehindtheglassofoneoftherooms.

“Musthaveamazingsoundproofing,”Evedecided.

Thecheck-indesk—asemicircleofglossywhite—wascurrentlyunmanned,but

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Evespottedawomaninsnugshortsandanequallysnugteesportingthegym’sdoubleBlogowhippingaclientthroughaseriesofpunishingsquatsandlungesonateeterboardwhilehecurledtwenty-poundfreeweights.

“Comeon,Zeke!Quadsofsteel!Getlow.Pushoff.Squeeze!”

“Excuseme,”Evebegan.“Onesec.Digforit,

Zeke.Fivemore!”

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“Ihateyou,Flora.”Sheabsolutelybeamedat

him.“That’sthespirit,that’swhatIwanttohear.Fourmore.”

“LillByers?”Evesaid.“Shouldbehere,should

beinheroffice.Don’tyouquitonme,Zeke.Don’tyouquit.Three.Squeezeit,pumpit,form,form,form.Twomore.Justpastcheck-in,”sheaddedforEve.“Yougotit,yougotit,lastone.Finish

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strong.”Eveheardtheguy

collapse,gasping,whenFlorawhistledherapprovalonthelastset.

“Thirty-secondwaterbreak,”FloraannouncedasEveheadedtowardtheoffice.“Thenit’stimeforcrunches.”

“You’reamonster,Flora.”

“That’swhatyouloveaboutme.”

“MaybeIshouldgeta

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personaltrainer,”Peabodyspeculated.“IfIhadsomeonelikethathammeringatme,I’dhaveaperfectheart-shaped,drum-tightassinnotime.”

“You’dblastherwithyourstunnerbeforetheendofthefirstsession.”

“Otherthanthat.”Throughthenarrowglass

oftheofficedoorEvesawawomanwithaskullcapoforangehairandabodyhoned

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scalpelsharpsittingatacompwithtwoscreensrunning.

OneshowedtheCGIimageofawomancarryingmaybetwenty-fivetothirtyextrapoundsstrugglingthroughasessionofcorework—crunches,leglifts,crisscross—whiletheotherranaspreadsheetofnamesandfiguresinvariouscolumns.

Eveknockedbriskly.Thewomantweakedone

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screensothefigurepushedthroughsomesinglelegstretches.

Ratherthanbangontheglassagain,Evepushedin,said,“Hey!”

“Let’saddfivefullroll-ups,”thewomansaid,andthefigureonthescreenmoanedandbeganthem.

Evetappedthewomanontheshoulder.Shesquealedandjumpedasifshe’dbeenscalded,spunaroundto

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goggle,thentolaugh.Andfinallyremovedearplugs.

“Sorry,sosorry,Ididn’thearyoucomein.Thefirstshiftwantsthemusicuptoscream,soIusethese.WhatcanIdoforyou?”

“LillByers?”“That’sright.I’mthe

manager.”Evepulledoutherbadge.

“LieutenantDallas,DetectivePeabody.Istheresomewherewecantalk?”

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ThehealthycolorinLill’sfacedroppedtogray.“Mykid.Ismykidokay?IsEvanokay?”

“It’snothingtodowithyourson.It’soneofyouremployees.”

“OhJesus.”Sheranahandoverherbrightcapofhair.“Sorry.Mykid’swithhisfatherforafewdays—apre-Christmasdealastheasshole’sgoingtoBelizewithhiscurrentslutovertheactual

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holiday,sotoobadforhisson.Anyway.”Sheletoutalongbreath.“Something’supwithoneofmygang?”

“Istheresomewherequieterwecantalk?”Eveasked.

“Sure.Relaxationroom,thisway.”Sheledthewayoutoftheoffice,acrosstheworkoutarea,passedaminiself-servejuicebar,upthecurlofstepstothesecondlevelandintoaroomwith

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softgraywalls,twolongbenchesandahalfdozenpaddedsleepchairs.

Thedoorclosed,broughtsilence.

“Weofferclientsameditativespacetobalancethings.Yinandyang.Somebody’sintrouble?”

“TreyZiegler.”“Crap.”Lilldroppedonto

abench,gesturedforEveandPeabodytohaveaseat.“Hesworehe’dbehaveinAC.Do

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Ihavetopostbond?”“HenevergottoAC.I

regrettoinformyouTreyZiegler’sdead.”

“Dead?”Shedidn’tgograyagain,butstiffened,toetocrown.“Whatdoyoumeandead?Likedead?”

“Exactlylikedead.”“OhmyGod.”She

shovedup,holdingherhandsoneithersideofherheadasshewalkedupanddowntheroom.“OhmyGod.Was

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thereanaccident?”“No.We’reHomicide.”“You’re...”Lillstopped,

droppeddownagain.“Homicide.Murder?Somebodykilledhim?How?When?”

“Hewaskilledyesterdayevening.Whendidyoulastseeorspeakwithhim?”

“Yesterday.Abouttwo—no,closertoone.Ilethimgoearlysohecouldfinishgettinghisshittogetherand

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gettoACintimeforthemixer,getfamiliarwiththefacilities.IsentGwen,too.IsGwenokay?”

“Gwen?”“GwenRollins,oneofour

instructors.”“Weretheytraveling

together?”“No,no.”Shepaused,

nearlydidaneyerollbeforeshecaughtherself.“No.”

“Didn’tgetalong?”“Didn’tnotgetalong.

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Jesus,whathappenedtoTrey?”

“That’swhatwe’regoingtofindout.Didanyonehaveaproblemwithhim?”

“Notamurderproblem.Givemeasec,okay?”

Shesatthere,pressedherfingerstohereyes,tooklongslowbreaths.“He’ssomebodyIworkedwith,saweveryworkday,andsometimesoffdaysifhecamein.Yougettobepartof

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eachother’slives,youknow,inaway.Weweren’ttightoutsidethework,buthewaspartofmylife.Nowhe’sdead.”

Sheloweredherhands,metEve’sgazedirectly.“He’s—was—agoodtrainer.Hetappedintotheclientreallywell,knewhowtomotivate.Betterattheone-on-onethangroup—hecouldn’tspreadhisattentionouttoagroupverywell,soI

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didn’tusehimasaGroup-XinstructorunlessIwassqueezed.Damngoodmassagetherapist.Iusedhimafewtimesmyselfforthat.”

Shepushedherhandsthroughherhairagain,huffedoutabreath.“Andhewaskindofanasshole.”

“Whichkind?”“Withwomen.Hewasa

user.Didn’tseeanyproblemjugglingthem.Likedtheattention,andhebragged

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abouthissexlife.Ihadtotellhimtochilltheremorethanonce.”

“Didhehitonclients?”“Sure,andviceversa.But

hewascarefulthere,Imeancarefulnottoscrewitup.Loseaclient,losemoney,andhelikedmoneyasmuchassex.Sohe’dkeepitlightwiththeclientsifitwentinthatdirection.He’dbeenlivingwithsomebodyforafewweeks,butthatbrokeoff.

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SimaMurtagh—butshewouldn’thurtanybody.Bestthingthathappenedforherwhenhecutherloose.He’dbeenplayingaroundonherthewholetime.”

“Didsheknow?”“Idon’tthinkso.”Lill

sighed.“She’sasweetkid.Sheworksatthesalonjustdowntheblock.UltraYou.Iknowhewastappingacoupleclientswhentheyweretogether.Heleanedtoward

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olderwomentherewithdisposablescratch.Thekindwho’dbookahotelsuiteforafewhoursoranight,buyhimdinnerorgiftsandnotgetemotionalaboutthewholething.And,shit,hewasrollingwithAllaagain,I’mprettysure.”

“AllaCoburn?”“Yeah,yeah.Sheowns

NaturalWay—it’slocal,too.Theywereathingforawhile,thenheditchedher,orshe

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ditchedhimdependingonwho’stellingit,andhewentforSima.Alla’samember,andIwalkedinonherandTreyinaclutchjusttheotherday.Hegotabiglaughoutofit.”

Shelookeddownatherhands,miserably.“You’vegottounderstand.Theguyhadthelooks,thebody,thecharmwhenhewantedtouseit,andfromthereports,knewwhattodoinbed.”

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“Didyouevertestthatoneoutforyourself?”

Lill’sheadcameupagain,andagainhereyesweredirect.“No,andtworeasons:I’mhissupervisor,andIlikemyjob.I’vegotakidtothinkabout—whichactuallymakesitthreereasonsandEvan’snumberone.Andthelast?IwasmarriedtoaTreyZiegler–typeforfouryears.Idon’trepeatmyself.”

“ButIbetyoucouldput

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togetheralistofnameswhotriedhimout.”

“Yeah.”Lillhuffedoutabreath,pressedherfingerstohereyesagain.“Yeah,Icould.Youthinkitwasajealousthingorsexthingthatdidhim?Igetthat.Iwantedtodrop-kickmyexoutatwelve-storywindowplentybeforeweweredone.Stilldonowandthen.”

“Butyoutookatireirontohiscarinstead.”

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Lillwinced.“Yeah,Idid.Look,Icomehomesickoneafternoon—crappycold.Thingsweren’tgreat,butwehadakidandIwantedtotrytostickitout.He’ssupposedtobewritingsomefreelancetravelarticle,watchingEvan,andIcomehome.Evan’sinhiscrib,crying,soakingwet,andtheasshole’sinbed,bangingournext-doorneighbor.ItookEvanstraighttomymother’s,gothim

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changed,fed,settled,thenIwentback,gatheredupallofEvan’sstuff,mystuff,Icouldcarrywhiletheasshole’ssaying,Hey,don’tgetsowoundup.She’dcomeontohim.Ihaven’tbeenputtingoutmuchanyway.Heneededtorelax,andhewasn’tafuckingnursemaid.”

“He’sluckyyoudidn’thithimwiththetireiron,”Peabodycommented.

“Ohyeah,heis.Me,too,

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Iguess,butIhadakidtothinkoffirst.Iwasgoingtotakethecar—hell,itwashalfmine—andhe’syellingoutthewindowhowifI’mgoingI’mgoingonfootwithwhat’sonmyback.IfItakethecar,he’scallingthecopssayingitwasstolen.SoIlostit.Igotoutthetireiron,beatthelivingcrapoutofthecar.Endedupgettingarrested.Itwasworthit.”

“It’sgottobeirritating,

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havingsomeonelikeyourexonstaff.”

“God.”Sherubbedherhandsoverhershortcropofhairagain.“Okay.Itmakesmejittery,butIgetwhereyou’recomingfromsoI’lltellyoustraight.ThefirstcoupleoftimesIsawhimplayingoneoftheinstructors,Igavethemtheword.Youknow,youwanttobecareful.Andgottoldtomindmyown.SoImindedmyown,

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evenwhenIlostafewinstructors.IlaiditouttoTrey.Iloseanother,I’mgoingtofindawaytoloseyou.Hedidn’tlikeit,butI’mthefreakingmanager,andI’dhavegottenridofhim—professionally,”sheadded.“HestoppedhittingoncoworkersbecauseheknewIcouldandwouldcuthimloose.WhathedidoutsideBB?It’snotformetosay.”

“Rumorishewas

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thinkingaboutstartinghisownplace.”

Lilllaughed.“Hewouldn’tbethefirsttohavethedream.TreygotprettygrandrecentlyfromwhatIheard.Butitwasjusttalk.Look,hetargetedwomenlikeSimaandAllabecausetheywerehardworkers,becausethey’dpaytherentorthebulkofit.Hecouldliveoffthemandblowhispayonclothesandsportsequipment.

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He’dneverhaveputenoughscratchtogethertofinanceaplacelikethis.”

“I’mtoldhewasdoingsomeafter-hoursworkaroundhere.”

“Iworkdays—I’vegotEvan—butyeah,he’dbeencominginoff-hours.Staff’sallowedtousethefacilitiesofftheirshift,oradjusttheirscheduletosuitaclient.WerunsixA.M.totenP.M.,andInoticedhimswipinginpretty

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regularlyaftertenonthelog.Hesaidhewasusingthecompstoprogramsomenewtrainingsessions,gettingalateworkoutinwhentheplacewasquiet.Hebroughtintheclients,earnedhispayandcommission.Ididn’tmakeathingofit.”

“Okay.Hehasalockerhere.”

“Allthestaffhavelockers.”

“We’dliketogetintoit.I

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cangetawarrant.”“Noneedforit.Ifhe

doesn’twantthecopstohavealltheinformationtheycangetonfindingoutwhokilledhim,he’stoostupidtoliveanyway.”

Intrigued,Evenodded.“That’sonewayoflookingatit.”

Lilltookthemdowntothestafflockers—atightlittleroomwithwallunits,twonarrowbenches,atoiletstall

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andaskinnyshower.“Wehaveanotherstaff

lockerroomonthethirdfloor.Mostlytheguysusethisone,thewomenusethat,butthey’recoed.Heputasecondlockonhisacoupleweeksago.Peopledo,sometimes—clientsandstaff.WhichiswhyIhaveauniversalmasterbecausehalfthetimepeopleforgettheircodes.”

Lillranitunderthefirst

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lockonce,thentwice.Frowned,ranitunderthemainlock.

“It’snotreading.”“Letmetrymine.”Eve

steppedin,repeatedtheprocesswiththesameresults.“He’sgonetosometroublehere.That’sinteresting.”SheglancedatPeabody.“McNab.”

“Onit.”“I’mcallinginsomeone

fromourElectronics

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DetectiveDivision.He’llaccessandconfiscateanythinginthelocker.Youcanbepresentifyouwant.”

Withherhandsonherhips,Lillfrownedatthelocker.“IkindofdojustbecauseIwanttoknowwhatthehellhe’sgotinthere.”

“Meanwhile,whydon’tyougivemealistofnames.People,youknow,whomighthavewantedtotakeatireirontohiscar.”

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Lilllaughedweakly,said,“Crap.”

WhiletheywaitedforMcNab,EvehadPeabodydoarunonAllaCoburnandthenamesLilllistedwhileEvetalkedtotheinstructorsandtrainersonduty.

ShebrokeoffwhenshespottedMcNab.

Hestoodoutamongthehardbodies,thesix-packs,theoiledguns.

Thenagain,hestoodout

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anywhere.Inhislongredcoatand

brightgreenwatchcaphelookedlikeaskinnytwiginaforestofsequoias.Thelongtailofhishairbouncedsunnilyathisbackasheprancedinongelbootsthesamecolorasthecap.Alineofsilverringsglitteredonthecurveofhisear.

Shewatchedhisprettyfacelightup,followedthedirectionofhisgazeto

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Peabody.Love,Evethought,came

inallcolors,shapes,andsizes.

ShecutacrosshispathbeforetheEDDaceandherpartnerdidsomethingembarrassinglikelocklipsonduty.

“Doublelocks,”shesaidwithoutpreamble.“Onefactoryinstalled,oneadd-on,bothreprogrammedtoblockmasteraccess.”

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“Gotyourbypassrighthere.”Hepattedoneofthehalfdozenpocketsofhiscoat.“Somesweatbox,”headdedwithaglancearound.“YourDBworkhere?”

“Hedid.”“Guesshediedfit.Makes

youthink,doesn’tit?Eatrabbitfood,sweatdaily,dieanyhow.Hey,She-Body.Youforgotyourtoewarmersthismorning.”Hepulledapairofthingelsoutofoneofhis

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pockets.“Thanks.Aw,you

activatedthem.”“Can’thavemygirl’s

tootsiescold.”“Don’tsayawagain,”

Eveordered,anticipating.“Andneversaytootsies.You’rewearingbadges,forGod’ssake.Thisway.”

Sheknewdamnwelltheydidtheirlittlefingertapbehindherback.

“Nothingstoodoutonthe

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run,Lieutenant.”Peabodymadeupforthefingertapwithabriskreport.“Acoupleminorbumps,onewithsomeoutstandingtrafficviolations,butnothingthatrang.Coburn’srunherbusinessoutofitscurrentlocationfornearlysixyears.”

“Okay.Nobodylikedhim.Mostofthecoworkersdon’tcomerightoutandsayso,butit’sclearhewon’tbeespeciallymissedaround

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here.Wordslikearrogant,sneaky,ambitious,andassholearethemostpopular.”

ShenoddedtoLill.“LillByers,themanager,

willwitnessouraccesstothedeceased’semployeelocker.I’dalsolikeDetectiveMcNabtotakealookatanycomputerZieglerwouldhaveused.”

“Oh,man.”Lilldidthehandoverhairscoop.“Staff

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loungeonthethirdfloor.We’vegottwominisupthere.Mostlyeverybodybringstheirownpocketortab,butweprovidethetwominis,fullsoftware.Idon’tknowhispasscode.”

“Icangetit,”McNabassuredher.

Insidethelockerroomhepulledascanneroutofhispocket,ranitoverthefirstlock.

“Changedthefactory

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default,upgraded.Wait.”Usinghisthumbshekeyedinsomesortofcode,ranthescanneragain.“Seriousupgrade.Bank-vaultqualityonagymlocker.Huh.”

“Howlongisthisgoingtotake?”Evedemanded.

“Heredidtheworks,andhe’sgotathirteen-digitcodeonthere,layered.It’sgoingtotakeafewminutes.”

Evejammedherhandsinherpockets,thoughtof

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Roarke.Herhusband,theformerthief,wouldlikelyslipthroughthedamnlockslikesmoke.Butshecouldhardlyaskhimtoputapauseonhisdayasemperorofthebusinessworldtoopenadamngymlocker.

“Whywouldhegotoallthistrouble?”Lillwondered.“Whatthehellhashegotinthere?”

“That’swhatwe’regoingtofindout.”

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“Whythehellnotgetalockboxathome,orabankbox?”

EvewatchedMcNabpainstakinglyworkthroughthecode.“Employeelocker’sfree,right?”

“Yeah.”Lillsighed,shookherhead.“Cheapbastard.Shit,shit!That’shorrible.He’sdead.Ididn’tmean—”

“Don’tworryaboutit,”Eveadvised.

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“MaybeIcouldgetyouallsomething.Somejuice,asmoothie.Wehavesomereallyniceteas.Whydon’t—”

“Gotit!”Thelastnumberclicked,

disengagingtheprimarylock.“Okay,heputtwolayers

oftwelveonthisone,”McNabmuttered,moretohimselfthantheroom.“Totaloverkill,totalwaste’causeallIhavetodois...Yeah,

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yeah,yeah.”Numberspoppedupon

hisscanner,glowingredashetappedhisthumbs,jiggledhiships,tappedhisfootinthedancesomanye-menchoreographedwhileworking.

SecondstickedtominutesuntilEvehadtopaceawayandbackagainafewtimestokeepfromnagginghimtogetthedamnthingopen.

“Nearlythere,Dallas.Not

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suchatrickyone.Justtedious.Hespentalotoftimeonthelayers,butnopizzazz.Justtakessometime.”Heglancedoverather,grinned.“Watchitbeemptyafterallthis!Wouldn’tthatbeabitch?”

“Don’tmakemekickyourass,McNab.”

“Lastsequencecomingup,lockingin,and...bam!Overridden.It’sallyours,Lieutenant.”

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“Okay,let’sseewhatwassofrickingimportant.”

Itwasn’tempty.Wrappedpacksofbills

formedneatstacksandrows.Lowdenomination,Evenoted,bandedinthousand-dollarpacks.

“Holyshit!”LillclampedahandonEve’sshoulderassheleanedin,goggled.“Holyshit,wheredidTreygetallthatmoney?Cashmoney.Whohasthatkindofreal

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moneyanywhere?”“Goodquestion.Peabody,

let’sgetanaccuratecountwithMs.Byersaswitness,thensealandlog.Heputthesecondlockonwhen?”

“Ah.God.Maybeamonthago,”Lillmanaged.“Maybemorelikesixweeks.Yeah,morelikesixweeksago.”

JustwhatkindofsidebusinesshadZieglerlaunchedinthepastfewweeks?Eve

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wondered.Whateverithadbeen,ithadprovenlucrativeanddeadly.

“Ahundredandsixty-fivethousand,Dallas.Ahundredandsixty-fivethousand-dollarstacks,andonebrokenstackwithfivethousand.Crispnewtwenty-dollarbills,”Peabodyadded.“Rubber-banded.Notbank-banded.”

“Sealitup.McNab,gothroughthestaffcompshere,thentakehishomeunit,his

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’link.Dotheworks.Weappreciateyourtimeandcooperation,”shetoldLill.

“Willyoukindofkeepmeuponthings?Ican’tbelieveTreyhadallthatmoneyinthere.Ican’tbelievehe’sdead.Noneofthisisreallygettingthrough,youknow?”

“Willletyouknowwhatwecanwhenwecan.”

“Okay.Oh,listen,letmegetyouabag.A

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complimentaryBuffBodiesgymbag.Youcan’tcarryallthatmoneyoutofhereinthoseclearbags.”

“Goodthought.”Onceitwasloadedupin

theboldredbagwiththeglitterydoubleBlogo,Eveglancedatherwristunit.“We’regoingtotakeagood,hardlookathisfinancials.Weneedtogetthisintoevidence,thendoublebackhere,talktoCoburn,checkin

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withMorris,andstartworkingdownZiegler’sclientlist.”

“Iknowbut,Dallas?I’mcarryingahundredandsixty-fivethousanddollarsinagymbag.”PeabodyslungitoverhershoulderlikeSantaClausastheywalkedbackoutintothecold.“Imean,jeez!Ho,ho,freakingho!”

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“I’veneverheldthismuchmoneyatonetime

inmylife.Ithoughtitwouldbeheavier,”PeabodysaidastheywalkedintoCopCentral.

“Whatkindofassholekeepsthatmuchcashinastafflockeratagym?Cheapbastard’sright.Wantedthecash,”Evespeculated.“Norecordofitthatway,youcanwashcasheasyenough.”

“I’llstartonthefinancials,butnowaythat

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wassaveduporlegit.Itwasallnewmoney.Newmoneysmellsreallygood.”

“Nosniffingtheevidence.”Evehoppedofftheglide.

ShewantedtoswingintoHomicide,checkafewthings,starthermurderbookandboardwhilePeabodydugintothevic’sfinancials.Thenthey’dcirclebackaroundforinterviews.

PlusherofficeatCentral

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offeredtheonethingshehadn’thadaccesstosinceshe’dbeenrudelycalledoutofawarmbedinthemiddleofthenight.

Realcoffee.Sheturnedintothe

bullpenandthenoiseofcomps,voices,’links.Someonehaddugoutatattyandtawdrylengthofsilvergarland,strungitoverthesidewindows.Aneventattiersignannouncing“HAPPY

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HOLIDAYS”hungcrookedlyfromit.

Perhapsthesamedeterminedelfhaddraggedinthepitiful,spindlyfaketree,proppeditinacorner.IDshotsofdetectivesanduniformsdecoratedthebrancheswithEve’sstuckonthestubbytop.

“Seriously?”Theslick-suitedDetective

Baxtersteppedovertostudyitwithher.“Santiagopulled

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itoutoftherecycler.”“Wastenot,wantnot,”

Santiagosaidfromhisdesk.“Carmichaeldidthedecorations.”

“We’rethespiritofHomicideChristmas,”Carmichaelclaimed.“Ifmurdercopscan’tbefestivethistimeofyear,whocan?”

“What?‘Happyholidays,fucker,you’reunderarrest’?”

Carmichaelgrinned.“Worksforme.”

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“It’snotbad.Peabody,financials.”Sheturned,startedtowardheroffice,andgotthenextsurprisewhenRoarkewalkedout.

Helookedperfect—asifthegodshadgottentogetheroverdrinksonenightanddecidedtojointogethertocreatesomethingextraordinary.Sothey’dcarvedthefaceofawickedangel,addedeyesofwildblue,thensculptedamouth

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designedtomakeawomanyearntohaveitpressedtohers.

Thoseeyeswarmednow,themouthcurved.

Love,shethoughtagain,cameinallcolors,shapes,andsizes.

She’dhitthejackpotwithhers.

“Thereyouare,Lieutenant.”TheIrelandofhisbirthwoundsmoothlythroughhiswords.“Ijustleft

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youamemocube.”“DidIforgetmytoe

warmers?”Hiseyebrows,thesame

inky-blackasthehairthatspillednearlytohisshoulders,raised.“Yourwhatnow?”

“Nothing.Comeonbackifyou’vegotaminute.”

“Idonow.”Hebrushedahanddown

herarmastheystartedback.Hisversion,shesupposed,of

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thePeabody/McNabfingertiptap.

“Yourmenweren’tsurewhentoexpectyouback.Ihadaquickmeetingdownthisway,soIstoppedin.”

Theysteppedintohertinyoffice.

Roarkecuppedherfaceinhishands,kissedherbeforeshecouldobject.“Goodmorning.”Thenheflickedafingerdowntheshallowdentinherchin.“You’veputina

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longdayalready.”“Deadguy,”shesaid

simply.“Andwhatdoesthedead

guyhavetodowithTrina?”“Exofafriend.Ineed

coffee.”SheturnedtotheAutoChef,programmedtwo,hotandblack.“Iwasreadytostrangleherwithherownhairforgettingmeupandoutatthathour,but—Oh,thankfatSantaandallthepointed-nosedelves,”shesaidatthe

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firstsipofcoffee.Shetookanotherhit,then

shruggedoutofhercoat,tosseditaside.“Sheandherpalgotjuicedup,wenttotheex’splacetodosomemischief—itchingpowderlevel.Jesus,aretheytwelve?Insteadtheyfindtheexdead.Bashedinthehead,thenstabbed.Killerleftafestivenote.”

Hefollowedit,andher,easilyenoughashesippedhis

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coffee.“You’veeliminatedTrinaandthefriend?”

“Yeah,yeah.Guywasanasshole.WorkedoveratBuffBodies.We’vejustcomefromthere.IhadtosendforMcNabtoaccesshisemployeelocker.Thevicdoubledthelock,programmedittoblockmasters.”

“Apityyoudidn’ttagmeasIwasclose.”

“Didn’tknoworImight

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have.”“Andwhatwashe

hiding?”“Ahundredsixty-five

thousandincash.Alltwenties,allnewbills.”

“Interesting.Now,that’sveryinterestingindeed.”

“Notahugehaulinthegrandscheme—aRoarkegrandschemeanyway—butanicepileforaguywholivedinacrampedlittleapartmentinadiceyneighborhoodand

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likedreallyniceclothes.”“It’sconsiderable,”

Roarkecorrected,“inanyscheme,whentuckedawayinagymlocker.”

“Yeah,itis.Thewayitlooks,hegotthewindfallinthelastfewweeksanddumpedTrina’sfriendshortlythereafter.Hewasalreadybangingsomebodyelse.Andhewasuptosomethingatwork.Don’tknowwhat,butsomething.McNab’sonhis

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electronics.Peabody’sonthefinancials.I’mgoingtowriteupthereport,openthebook,thengotalktotheexbeforehislastex.”

“Busy,busy.WhatdidhedoatBuffBodies?”

“Personaltrainingandmassagework.”

“Hmm.Thesortofintimacythatleadspeopletotalkaboutpersonalbusiness.Blackmail?”

“Myfirstpick.”Shecould

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appreciatehe’dleantherefirst,too.“I’vegottofigurewhateverhewasinto,itwasanewenterprise.Hemadenoisesaboutstartinghisownplaceinthetropics.”

“ItwouldtakemorethanundertwohundredKtostartupatropicalfitnessbusiness.”

“Yeah,buthewasanasshole.”

“Perhapsonewhoplannedtoaddtothat

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windfall.I’llletyougetbacktoit.Icanfitaquickbitofshoppinginbeforemynextmeeting.”

“Don’tsayshopping.”Hegrinnedather.

“Haven’tfinishedyet,haveyou?”

“There’stime.Plentyoftime.”

“Mmm.Barelystartedthen.”Hekissedherbetweentheeyebrows.“Bestofluckthere.I’llseeyouathome.”

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“Istarted,”shecalledout,heardhimchuckleashewalkedaway.“Sortof.”

Frowning,shepickedupthememocubehe’dleftonherdesk.Activated.

Iwasintheneighborhood,soIstoppedin.Charmingholidaydecorinyourbullpen,Lieutenant.AsIdidn’tgiveyouyour

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dailyreminderthismorning,considerthisthat.You’vetwodaysuntilourholidayparty.Meanwhile,takecareofmycop.

“Twodays?Howdiditgettobetwodays?”

Shedroppeddownatherdesk.Okay,sheadmitted,shoppinghadnowbumpeduptotheurgentareaonherto-

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dolist.Butfirstthingsfirst.Shebegansettingupher

murderboard.Blackmail,shethought.

Extortion.Ascam.Nowayshe’dbuyZiegler

cameintomorethanahundredfiftylargebylegalmeans.

Sowhohadheblackmailed,extorted,scammed?

Whoeveritwaswouldtop

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herlistofsuspects.Shejusthadtogetthere.

REDSHOES,shewroteonhernotes,thengrabbedhercoat,headedout.

“Peabody,withme.”“Nothinghinkyinhis

financialsIcanfind,”Peabodysaid,scurryingtokeepup.“Helivedclose,butnotbecausehespentalotonfoodandlodging.It’sallclothes,skincare,bodyandhairservices,thatsortof

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thing.Hespentonhimself,hisappearance.Nomajordepositsorwithdrawals.Alotofcharges,butintheareasIsaid.Heendsupwithalotoflatefees,butheeventuallypays.”

“So,it’sallshowandself-indulgence.Andsex.”

“Sortoflikealicensedcompanionwithoutthelicense.”

“Notbad,Peabody.”Everiskedtheelevator,

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wonderedwhohadhadthebrightideatopumpinholidaymusicinacopshop.Andhowshecouldpunishthem.

“Hecould’vestartedchargingforsexontheside,butIdon’tcarehowgoodhewas,nobody’sworththatkindofscratchinsideafewweeks.Aclientcouldgetagood,experienced,safeLCforareasonablerate.Butblackmail’sanotherthing.

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Threatentotellaspouse,maybe.”

“Shortsighted,”Peabodycommentedastheyreachedgaragelevel.“You’dforsurelosetheclientifyoublackmailedher,thenyoulosethecommissionandanychanceformore.”

“Somepeopleonlyseetherightnow,andendupkillingthegoldenduck.”

“Goose.Thegoldengoose.”

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“Duck,goose,what’sthedifference?They’rebothweird-lookingbirds.”

“DidyoueverplayDuck,Duck,Goose?”

Evepulledoutofthegarage,intotraffic.“DidIeverplaywithducksandgoose—geese?WhythehellwouldI?”

“No,thekids’game,whereyousitaroundinacircle,thenonekidwalksaround,tappingtheotherkids

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onthehead.Shesays,‘Duck,duck,’untilshetapsoneandsays,‘Goose.’Thenthatone,thegoose,chasesheraroundthecircle,triestocatchherbeforeshegetstowherethegooseonewassitting.Ifshedoesn’tcatchher,shegoesaroundthecircle.”

Evestaredoutthewindshield.“Thathastobethedumbest-assgameofalldumb-assgames.”

“It’skindoffunwhen

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you’resix.WehadroastgoosewhenwewenttoScotlandtovisitMcNab’sfamilyoverChristmas,”Peabodycontinued,obviouslycaughtinatheme.“Itwasreallygood.We’redoingthequickinandoutshuttlethisyeartoseemyfamily.It’llbesoyandtofuandlotsofveg,whichdoesn’tcompare.Butmygrannywillbake,alot—andthatmakesupforeverything.Shemakesthe

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mostincrediblemincemeatpie.”

“Ithoughtyourguysdidn’teatmeat.”

“Mostlytheydon’t.Mincemeatisn’tmeat.”

“Thenwhydotheycallitmeat?”

Peabodysatamoment,baffled.“Idon’tknow.Maybeitusedtohavemeat,butmygrannydoesn’tmakeitlikethat.It’sallkindoffruitandspicesandIthink

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somewhiskeyorsomething.Ihavetoaskfortherecipenow.Ilikemakingpies.”

Holidayshoppinghadinfecteddowntown.Withalltheshopsopen,hypinggiftseveryonehadtohave,parkingbecamemorechallenging.Evebeatoutaminiforasecond-levelspacebypunchingverticalandzippingupandinwithacoupleofcoatsofpainttospare.

“Jesus,Dallas,warnme

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nexttime.Lookthere’sabakery.Bakeriessometimeshavehotchocolate,andalwayshavepastries.IhadasimulatedeggpocketfromVending.Itwasworsethanitsounds.Alotworse.”

“Later,”EvesaidandarrowedstraighttoNaturalWay.

Itwasaquietlittleplace,homey,withwhatEvethoughtofasFree-Agey,forestyfairymusicplaying

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softly.Itsmelledofcranberries,

andalittlepine,ahintofcinnamon.And,indeed,shesawthedailyspecialdrinkwassomesortofcranberry-cinnamontea.

AfewpeoplesatattinytablesdrinkingoutofmugsthecolorofstoneoreatingwhatlookedtoEvelikegrassandberries,orinonecaseamuffinthatresembledtreebark.

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Thecountergirlofferedadreamysmile.“WelcometotheNaturalWay.Whatcanwedoforyourbody,mind,andspirit?”

“Youcangettheowner.”Eveheldupherbadge.

“Oh,you’dliketoseeAlla?She’sbusyinthekitchen.We’vealreadyrunoutofouryamberrymuffins,andwe’relowonournipnannapie.”

“That’saproblem.You

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needtogether.”“Ido?”“Yes,forthegoodofyour

body,mind,andspirit.”“Oh,okay.”“Whatthehellis

nipnanna?”Evewondered.“Turnipandbananapie.”Eveturnedherhead,

lookedhardintoPeabody’sface.“You’vegottobelying.”

“Not.Myauntmakesit.It’snotquiteasbadasit

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sounds,butalmost.Yamberrymuffins,now—that’syamsandcranberries—that’sprettygoodstuff.”

“Please.”“It’snoappleDanish,but

it’sprettygood.”Allasteppedout.Her

chestnuthairwasbundledunderasquatchef’scap,leavingherfresh,prettyfaceunframed.Sheworealong,flowereddressoverawillowyform,andagraybib

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apronoverthedress.“Isthereaproblem?”she

began.“Couldbe.”Eveshowed

herthebadge.“Weneedtotalk.”

“Idon’tunderstand.I’muptodateoneverything.Businesslicense,healthdepartment.”

“It’snotaboutthat.Isthereaplacewecantalk?”

“We’rereallybusyintheback.”Sheglancedbehind

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her.“We’rerunningholidayspecials,andthey’repayingoff.Wecangrabthattableoverthere.Dora,let’shavethree-drinkspecials.Icouldusealittlebreak.”

“Rightaway,Alla.”Shepulledoffhercapas

shewalkedaroundthecounter.Along,sleektailofhairtumbledout.

“What’sthisabout?”“TreyZiegler.”Irritationflickeredin

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Alla’slargebrowneyes.“Whatabouthim?”shedemandedasshesat.“Ifhe’sintroubleandlookingformetobailhimout,hecanforgetit.”

“He’sdead.”“What?”Shejerkedback

asifpunched.“Whatdoyoumean?”

“Hisbodywasfoundearlythismorning.Whendidyoulastseehim?”

“That’snotright.That’sa

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mistake.”Notears,Evenoted,butif

shewasfakingtheshockanddenial,shewasdamngoodatit.

“You’vemadeamistake,”Allasaid,thewordsslow,careful.“Trey’snotdead.”

“TreyZiegler,”Evesaid,keepinghertoneflatandbriskasshebroughthisIDshotuponherPPC.“ThisTreyZiegler.”

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“Thiscan’tberight.Thiscan’tbetrue.”

Stillnotears,buttremblesinthevoice,inthehands.

“Youandthevictimwereinvolved.”

“Vic—victim?Victim?”“Hereyouare,Alla.

Wouldyouliketosplitayamberrymuffin?Afreshbatchjustcameout.”

“We’refine,”EvesaidwhenAllaonlystaredstraightahead.“Goaway.”

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“How...whathappened?How?”

“WhendidyoulastseeorspeakwithTreyZiegler?”

“I...”“Areyoumissingapair

ofredshoes,Alla?”“OhGod.OhGod.”She

coveredherfacewithherhands.“Iwasgoingtolie.Idon’tevenknowwhy.Ican’ttakeitin.Isawhimyesterday,justyesterday.Hewasfine.”

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“Tellmeaboutyesterday.”

“I’dseenhimthatmorning,early,atthegym.BuffBodies.Iwasthereformyearlyyogaclassand...we’dstartedthinkingaboutseeingeachotheragain.He’dbrokenthingsoffwiththewomanhe’dbeenlivingwith,andhesaidhemissedme.Itwasstupid.Iwasstupid,butheaskedmetocometohisplace.Itookoffforacouple

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hours,evendressedupforit.Stupid,stupid.AndIjumpedrightbackinbedwithhim.

“Imissedthesex,”sheadmitted.“He’sgoodinbed,andhe’sgotawayofmakingyoufeelyoumatter,foraslongashewantstomakeyoufeelthatway.Afterward,hestartedtalkingaboutgoingtoArubaorSt.Bart’s,startingupafitnessspa.AtfirstIthoughthewasaskingmetogowithhim,howwecould

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startupthiswholethingtogether.Itwasfantasy,butitwasnice.Butthatwasn’tit.”

Shepressedherhandtohermouth,rockedherselfamoment.“Thatwasn’titatall.Wehadasecondroundofsex,andIreallyneededtogetback,butIwould’vestayedifhe’dasked.That’showstupidhecouldmakeme.InsteadhesaidIwasoneofthebestbangs,thatIcouldmakealivingatit.LikeIshouldbe

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flattered.ThenheaskedifI’dbeinterestedindoingathreesome,thathehadthisclient,andshewaslookingforalittleadventure.He...Hesaidhe’dpayme.”

Tearsshimmerednow.“He’dpayme.”

“Thatmust’vepissedyouoff.”

“Icouldn’tbelievehowstupidI’dbeen.Howstupid,andallforanorgasm.Itoldhimtogotohell.Istarted

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grabbingmyclothes,andhe’slyingtherelaughing,saying,Oh,comeon,baby,it’llbefun.Howhe’dmakeitworthmywhile,howIwasthefirstwomanhe’dthoughtofwhenitcameup.”

Thetearsflowedoutnow,butnotfromgrief.Evereadtheshameclearly.

“That’swhathethoughtofme.Iallowedhimtothinkthatofme.Igotout,Igotout,andIsaid...OhmyGod,I

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saidIwishedhewasdead.Nowheis.”

“YouleftinDecember,withnoshoes.”

“Ihadmyworkshoesinmybag.”SheshowedEvethenavybluerecycled-materialclogs.“Ididn’teventhinkaboutthedamnredshoes.Ineverwanttoseethemagain.Iworethemforhim.Iletmyselfthinkhecaredaboutme,buthedidn’t.”

“Whattimedidyouleave

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theapartment?”“Um,aboutthreeinthe

afternoon.Iwenthome,tookashower,andIcamerightbackhere.Ineededtowork.IthinkIwasbackherebeforefour.Youcancheckwithanyofthestaff.”

“Andwhattimedidyouleavehereyesterday—fortheday?”

“Six-fifteen,six-thirty.Iwenthome.Iliverightupstairs.Iwenthome,andI

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hadagoodcry.ThenIatemyentiresecretstashofcookiedoughicecream—therealstuff.Idrankahalfbottleofwineandwatchedcheesyvids.”

“Didyoutalktoanyone,seeanyone?”

“No.Iturnedoffmy’link.Iwantedtowallow,soIwallowed.Ididn’tkillhim.IsaidIwishedhewasdead,butIdidn’tkillhim.”

Backoutside,Evegauged

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thedistancefromthehealth-foodstoretothecrimescene.

“Shecouldhavewalkedoutofhereatsix-fifteen,gonebacktohisplace,bashedhimonthehead.PlentyoftimetogetfromheretotherebyTOD.”

“Yeah,butherstatementreallyrings,”Peabodyargued.“Eatingicecream,drinkingwine,watchingsadvids.It’swhatalotofwomendoafterabadbreakuporan

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emotionaljolt.”“Whichiswhyshe’drun

thatrouteforus,wouldn’tshe?Itmayring,butshehadmotiveandshe’sgotnoalibi.”

“Itfeelsmorelikeshe’dhavebashedhim,ifshe’sinclinedtobashing,whenhebroughtupthethreesomeandpayingherforit.”

Thoughsheagreed,Eveshrugged.“Maybeshe’saslowburn.Let’sgocheckin

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T

withMorris,thenwecanstartworkingontheclients.Maybewecanfindoutwhohehadinmindforthethirdmemberofhisthreesome.”

•••

hewhitetunnelofthemorguesmelledofa

recentcleaning.Somethingthatbrushedlemonsoverdeathandleftanundertoneofindustrialantiseptic.

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Evewonderedifthosewhospenttheirdaysandnightsworkinginitswarrensevennoticed.

ShepassedVending’sbrightandcolorfullights,feltalow-levelcravingformorecaffeine,noddedtooneofthecrewpushingabodybagonagurney.

Notallthedeadwerehers,shethought,butinanoddway,theyallbelongedtoMorris.

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Shefoundthechiefmedicalexaminerstandingoverherdead,aclearprotectivecapeoverMorris’ssharplyelegantsuitofforestgreen.

Twomorebodieswaitedonsteelslabs.

“You’vegotabackup,”shecommented.

“Holidays.Somedeckthehalls,othersopttohauntthem.Anapparentsuicidepact,butwe’llsee.”He

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loweredhismicrogoggles,smiled.“Alongdayforyoualready.Canweofferyousomerefreshment?Ihaveorangefizziesinthefriggie.”

Peabodybrightened.“Yeah?”

“Iknowmycops.Pepsi’scold,Dallas.”

“Thanks.Youlook...cheerful.”

“Ihadacoupleofdaysoff,visitedsomeoldfriends.Itwasgoodforme.”

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“Nice.”Anditwasgoodtoseehimwearingcoloragain,lookingrelaxed.Inthemonthssincehe’dlostthewomanheloved,thegriefandstrainhadweighedvisiblyonhim.

ShecrackedthetubePeabodybroughther,tookaswigofcoldcaffeine.“So.Ziegler,Trey.Hewon’tbedeckinganyhalls,either.”

“Bluntforcetrauma,triedandtrue.”

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“Personaltraineroftheyeartrophy.”

“Ah,theirony.Yourvicwasratherfiercelyfit.Exceptionalmuscletone,lowbodyfat,nosignswhatsoeverhepaidforbodywork.AndImustsayhisskin’swonderfullytautandsmooth.”

“Helovedhimself,alot.”“Hehadabunchofhigh-

endproducts,”Peabodyadded.“Hair,body,skin.

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Someofitwasn’tevenopenedyet.”HerwistfulsighearnedahardstarefromEve.“Itjustseemslikeawaste,that’sall.”

“Anditdoesn’tseemghoulishtocovetadeadguy’sfacegunk?Face-to-face,thefirstblow?”EveaskedMorris.

“Yes.Strikinghere,ontheleftforehead,andthesecondonthebackoftheskull.”

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Heturnedtohisscreen,broughtuptheviewofthesecondwound,nowcleaned.“Whilethefirstblowwouldhaveincapacitated—severeconcussion,considerablebleeding,leavingthejaggedgashyouseehere,thesecond,adown-blowofconsiderableforce,fracturedtheskull,drivingbonefragmentsintothebrain.Deathwithinminutes.Thetrophyhadsomeweight,I’dsay.”

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“Yeah,it’shefty.Agoodsix,sevenpounds.Abouteighteenincheshigh.”

“We’lljustaddthatin.”Heturnedtohiscomp,keyedinsomedata.

“Ithadafigureontop,”Peabodyadded.“Rippedbody.”Sheheldoutherarms,flexed.

“Ofcourse,”Morrismurmured,hisexoticeyesamusedasheaddedmoredata.“Fromtheangles,the

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depthoftheheadwounds,theattackwouldhavegone—probabilityninety-six-point-eightpercent—likethis.”

Onscreentwofiguresfaced.Onegrippedthetrophyinbothhandsswungrighttoleft,strikingtheotherfigureonthetemple.Ziegler’sfigurestaggeredback,thenpitchedforward.Asitfell,theattackerswungagain—nowlefttoright—strikingthebackoftheskull.

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“Double-handedblows.”“Consideringtheweight

oftheweapon,andtheangles,theforce,that’smyconclusion.Likeswingingforthefencesonthefirst,thenroundingback,strikingdown—almostachop—forthesecond.”

“Zieglerwassix-one.Youhavethekilleraboutthesameheight.”

“Yes,fromtheangles,neartothesame.Aninchor

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twoeitherway,butIwouldn’tsaymore.AndI’dalsoconcludethekillerhadexcellentupper-bodystrength.Thesewerenotglancingblows.”

“Yeah,Igetthat.Thenyou’vegotahundred-eightypoundsofdeadweight—allmuscle—tohauloffthefloorandontothebed.”

“Ourkillerisn’taninety-poundweakling.Anoldcliché,”MorrissaidatEve’s

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blanklook.“Asfortheknifewound,thevicwasdeadbeforethatwasinflicted—andstilltherewasconsiderableforceused,enoughtobreakthetipoftheknife.”Hegesturedtoasmallsamplebowl,andthetinypieceofmetalitheld.

“Somebodywasreallypissedoff,”Eveacknowledged.“Didthevichavesexbeforedeath?”

“Ican’tthinkofanyone

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whowouldn’tliketo,butIcan’ttellyou.He’dshoweredorbathed—andthoroughly.Hesportswhat’scalledaContinental.”

Evelookeddownattherazorthin,sharplyedgedzigzagofhairatthecrotch.“Yeah,Inoticedthat.Weird.”

“Buttidy.Hisgenitalsandwhatpubichairhehaswerethoroughlywashedandgroomed.Hediedclean.He’dconsumedabouteightounces

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ofredwinelessthananhourpriortodeath,afieldgreensaladandanenergydrinkabouttwohoursprior.”

“Hehadalittlebagofdriedleavesinhissuitcase.Lookedandsmelledliketeatome,but...”

“Thetoxisn’tbackyet—they’rebackedupasusual—butfromtheconditionofhisbody,hisorgans,I’ddoubthehadanyhabitualillegalsuse.Iseenosignshetookanysort

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ofdrugsonaregularbasis.Thiswasaveryhealthymaninpeakphysicalcondition.”

“Personaltraineroftheyear.”

“Inlifeandindeath.”“Thanks.”Sherolledup

heremptyPepsitube,two-pointeditintohisrecycler.“Thathelped.”

“Anytime.I’mlookingforwardtoyourparty.It’sthebashoftheseason.”

“Yeah?I’dguessZiegler

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probablyfeelshisbigtrophywasthebashoftheseason.”

“Ha,”Morrissaid.

•••

ithPeabody,Eveworkeddown

Ziegler’sclientlist,givingprioritytowomenofmeans.

ShehitthemanagingpartnerofaSoHoartgallery,theCFOofareal-estatecompany,theownerofa

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smallchainofboutiquedayspas,andacoupleofwomenwho’dmarriedwellandspentmostoftheirtimespendingmoney.

“Thelastonewasskinnyasasnakeandbarelyfive-foot-four.”

“Andhercurrenthusbandissix-foot,alsohasaBBmembership,andplayslacrosse.Jealoushusbandsqualify,Peabody.Werunhim.”

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“Gotit.”Evewalkedtowardthe

elegantthree-storybrownstonedrenchedinholidayglamour.“We’lltakethisone—NatashaQuigley,spouseJohnJakeCopley—bothclients.Thenwe’llcallitfortheday.”

“Yay.Mybutt’sdragging.”

“Well,hikeitup.”Sherangthebuzzer.

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Goodafternoon.

Thecomputerizedvoiceintonedpolitereserve.

Pleasestateyournameandyourbusiness.

“LieutenantDallas,DetectivePeabody.NYPSD.”Eveheldupherbadgetobescanned.“OurbusinessiswithMs.QuigleyandMr.Copley.”

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Youridentificationhasbeenverified.Onemomentplease.

“Peopleoughttoanswertheirowndoorsonceinawhile,”Evesaid,“justtoseewhatitfeelslike.”

“YouhaveSummerset,”Peabodypointedout.“Andareallybiggate.”

BeforeEvecouldrespond,thedooropened.Awoman—noadroid,Eve

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realizedquickly—inasmartgrayuniformsmiledwiththesamereservedpolitenessasthesecuritycomp.“Pleasecomein.Ms.Quigleywillseeyou.”

Thehouseopeneduptoasoaringthree-storyfoyer.Free-formsilverchandeliersdrippeddown,showeringlightoverwhatEvethoughtmightbetheoriginalwoodfloors.

Thatspaceflowedintoa

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livingareawhereafiresnappedinsideablackmarblehearth,atreedrapedincrystalsandredribbonglittered,andtwowomensatonamassivecircularsofadrinkingclearliquidoutofmartiniglasses.

Theywerebothblond,bothlookers,withenoughsimilaritiesinsharpfeaturesandcoloringforEvetosurmisefamilyconnection.

One—theoldestby

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maybefiveyearsinEve’sestimation—tappedthecushionbesideher.Asleek,narrowarmglidedup.Shesetherdrinkonit,rose.

“I’mNatashaQuigley.ThismustbeaboutTrey.Martellajusttoldmehewasmurdered.Mysister.We’rebothclients.Actually,we’reallclients.Myhusbandandhers.Howcanwehelp?”

“WhendidyoulastseeorspeakwithMr.Ziegler?”

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“I—oh,I’msorry,thishasbeenashock.Please,sitdown.CanIofferyouanything?”

“We’refine,thanks.”Evetookachairwithalow,semicircularback.Everythingintheroomseemedtofollowtheroundtheme.

“Sorry.”Natashasatagain.“Ithinkthisisthefirsttimewe’vehadpoliceinthehouse—officially.IhadmyusualTuesdaymorning

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sessionwithTrey.Iworkwithhimtwiceaweek.TuesdaysandThursdays,tenA.M.ThursdaysIfollowtheworkoutwithamassage.Wedidn’thaveasessionscheduledtodayashewasgoingoutoftowntoaconference.”

“Andyou,Mrs.Schubert?Sinceyou’rehere.”

“Oh.”Martellatookaquicksipofherdrink,bitherlip.“Itwould’vebeen

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Wednesdaymorning.IwasWednesdaymorningsandFridayafternoons.So,um,yesterdaymorning.Tillysaidhediedyesterday,butIsawhim,andhewasfine.”

“Tilly?”Eveprompted.“TillyBurke.Sheheard

fromLola.YouwenttoseeLola,andshetalkedtoTilly.Tillydidn’tworkwithTrey,sheworkedwithFlorabecauseshewantedafemaletrainer,butsheknewTrey.

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EveryoneknewTrey.”Shepaused,drankagain.

“I’mtalkingtoomuch.”“Yes,youare.”Natasha

pattedherontheleg.“It’supsetting.”

“Itfeelsawful.”“Howlongwereyou

clients,specificallyofMr.Ziegler’s?”

“Itmustbesixmonthsnow.Alittlelongerforyou,Tella.”

“IswitchedtoBB.Tilly

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andIusedtogotoSensibleFitnessbuttheyjustgotreallyboring,andBBhadjustremodeled,doneawholevampoftheirlockerrooms.Ithassuchagoodfeel,sowejoined,thenTashjoinedwhenItoldherhowmuchmoreIlikedit.ThenIstartedworkingwithTrey.Hereallyuppedmygame.IboughtTreyforLanceforhislastbirthday.”

“Shemeansshebought

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herhusbandweeklypersonaltrainingsessions,”Natashaexplained.“Tellaravedso,Itookatwo-weektrialwithhimmyselfandIwashooked.”

“Didyousocializewithhim?”

“Socialize?”Natashaliftedaneyebrowasifthequestionbaffledher.“Youmeanpersonally?Ihadlunchwithhimafewtimesinthejuicebartodiscussfitness

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optionsandstrategies.”“Andoutsidethegym.”“Notreally.ThoughJJ

andIinvitedhimtoourclubonceortwice.Wefelthe’dvastlyimprovedourtennisgame.Speedandendurance,”sheaddedwithasmile.“Andhisfocusonupper-bodyworkseriouslystrengthenedmybackhand.HeandJJplayedgolfnowandthen,”sheadded.“They’rebothfanaticsaboutgolf.”

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“Didyouevergotohisapartment?”

“Whyno.WhywouldI?”Eveshiftedherattention

tothesister.Martellagaveallherstoherdrink.“Mrs.Schubert?”

“Yes?What?”“DidyoueverseeMr.

Ziegleroutsideofthefitnesscenter?”

“Oh,well...Hecametotheclub.Tash,I’mgoingtoaskHesterforanotherdrink.”

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“Mrs.Schubert?”Evesaid,voicefirmandflat.

“Yes?”“Howlongwereyou

sexuallyinvolvedwithMr.Ziegler?”

“That’saridiculousquestion,”Natashasnappedout.“That’sincrediblyrude.Tella,youdon’thavetodignifythatwitha...”Shetrailedoffafteralookathersister’sface.“OhGod.Martella!”

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“Itwasn’tlikethat!Itwasn’tlikethatatall!Iwasgoingtotellyou,Tash,Iwasjustabouttotellyou,butthentheycamein.Itwasjustonetime.Well,twotimes,butonthesameday.Anditwasweeksago.Weeksandweeks.”

“Idon’tthinkyoushouldsayanymore.”Natashaputarestraininghandonhersister’sarm.“Idon’tthinkmysistershouldsayany

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morewithoutlegalrepresentation.”

“That’sherchoice.We’llneedyoutocomewithus,Mrs.Schubert,intoCentralforfurtherquestioning.You’refreetocallinyourlawyerorlegalrepresentative.”

“ButIdon’twanttogowithyou.”Hervoicecrackedandherbigblueeyespleaded.“Idon’twantthat.Lancewouldfindout.Tash,it

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wasjustthatonetime.LanceandIhadthatbigfight.Youremember.AndhejustleftonthatbusinesstripevenwhenIwassoupset.Listen.Justlisten.”

Shetookhersister’sdrink,tossedbackthecontents.

“ItoldTreyallaboutit,aboutthefight,abouthowLancejustleftwhileweweremadateachother.AndhecouldseeIwasreallyupset.

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Hesaidhe’dcomeovertothehouse,givemeamassage,helpmerelaxanddetox.Sohedid.”

“Andsexwaspartoftheservice?”Eveasked.

“No!Inever—Itwasn’tsupposedtobe.Iwasupsetandhewassympathetic,andcaring.Heevenmademetea,startedwithsomeReikijusttohelpmefindmycenter,thenhestartedthebodymassageand...itjustsortof

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happened.”“Twice?”Natashasaid

crisply.“Yes.Itwasjust...Iwas

sorelaxed,justdrifting.Ineverfeltsoloose,anditwasallsowarm,andsmelledsogoodwiththeincense.”

“Incense,”Evemurmured.

“Andtheteawassonice.”

“Whatkindoftea?”Eveasked.

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“Herbaltea.Aspecialblend.”

“Ibet.Mrs.Schubert.Martella.Lookatme.DidyouintendtosleepwithTrey?Wasityourintentionordidyouconsiderhavingsexwithhimbeforethatincident?”

“No.No.Imean,he’sreallygreat-looking,andthatbodyisamazing.Butno,Iswear.Inevereventhoughtaboutit.Ilovemyhusband,I

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really,reallydo.It’sjustIwassotenseandupset,andhe—Trey—didn’thaveanyopeningsforamassageordetoxduringworkinghours.Hewasdoingmeafavorbycomingover,makingapersonalvisit.”

“Forhowmuch?”“Twothousand,butitwas

anin-home,personaltreatment.Afterward,Igotupsetagain.I’dcheatedonmyhusband,butTreysaidit

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wasn’tlikethat.Itwasjustfindingmybalance,openingupandlettingoutthenegativefeelings,embracingthepositive.Beingallclearagain,IcouldunderstandhowmuchIlovedLance.Andhewasright.ButLance,hewouldn’tunderstand.”

“Howmuchdidyougivehimtobe...discreet.”

“Iaddedathousanddollarsasapersonalthank-you,andweagreedwe’d

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neverthinkaboutitorspeakaboutit.AndIreallydidn’t,speakaboutit.”

“Didheeverofferyoutheteaagain?Beforeorafterthatincident?”

“No.Idon’tgetmassagesfromhimanymore.Itdidn’tseemright.Ididn’twantto—Ijustdidn’twanthimtotouchmeagain,remindme.IgetmassagesfromTrudyattheclubnow.AndI...”Sheflickedawayatear.“Iwas

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goingtoswitchtoGwenfortraining.Ijusthadn’tfiguredouthowtodoitwithoutmakingeveryoneupset.”

“Whoinitiatedthesex?”Eveasked.

“God.Idid.I’msoashamed.Itwasmyfault.Allmyfault.”

“Youinitiated—afteryoudrankthetea?Afteryouwereonthetable,andhe’dlittheincense?”

“Yes.Ijustfeltsodrifty,

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andso...needy.It’sterrible.”

“Whatareyouimplying.Doyouthinkhegavehersomething?”Natashagrippedhersister’shand.“DoyouthinkhegaveTellasomesortofdrug?”

“He’dneverdothat.Hewasonlytryingtohelpme.Hedidhelpme.Please.”SheheldoutbothhandstoEve.“Please,Idon’twantLancetoknow.Hewouldn’t

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understand.”“Whatyoutellyour

husband’suptoyou,”Evesaid.“Wherewereyoubetweenfiveandsevenlastnight?”

“IwaswithTilly.Wewereatthesalon.WewereatUltraYou.Wehadtheworksdone.Hair,nails,facials,bodytreatments.AllforTash’sandJJ’sbigpartylastnight.IwasatthesalonwithTillyfromoneuntilseven.

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Wehadthefull-blisspackage.”

Sixhoursinasalonsoundedlikethefull-torturepackagetoEve.“Ineedyourfriend’sfullnameandcontact,andthenameofyourtechnicians.”

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Thestreetlightshadflickeredonwhilethey’d

beeninsidetheQuigleybrownstone.She’dstartedthedayinthedark,Evethought,andwouldenditthesameway.

“Youthinkheslippedhersomething.”Assheopenedthecardoor,Peabodyglancedbacktowardthehouse.“SodoI.”

“I’mleaningthatway,andleaningtowardwhatever

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itwashe’dpackedinthesuitcase.Tea.”Evegotinthecar,drummedherfingersonthewheel.“Somethinginthetea,andhedecidestotakeasupplywithhimtotheseminar.Eitherhehadatargetthere,orhe’dpickonethatstruckhisfuckingfancy.”

“AndhetargetedMartellaSchubertbecauseshewasrich,attractive,vulnerable.Andshetrustedhim,”Peabodyadded.“Shefeltsafe

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withhim.”“Easiertoroofiethe

trusting.Shejustblurteditallout,”Eveadded.“Ifitwentthewayshesays,hewenttoherhomeacoupleweeksago.Theoddsofusfindingthatoutwereslim,butsheblurteditout.”

“I’dsayshe’slousyatkeepingsecrets,butshekeptthisonefromherhusband.”

Eveedgedoutintothestreet.“Maybeshedid,or

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maybehefoundout,wentovertoTrey’s,andbashedhimintheheadwithatrophy.Ifshekeptitzipped,it’sbecausesheconvincedherselfitwassomeZenthinginsteadofcheating.Ineedtogetabettersenseofwhosheis,butmyinitialtakeisnotsomuchdumbasgullible.She’sledaprivilegedlifestyle—theQuigleyscomefrommoney—andshemarriedmoney.Shetookherhusband’sname.

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That’sabitold-fashioned,soI’mgaugingheraromantic.Again,ifitwentasshesaid,Ziegleropenedherup.Heplayedthesympatheticear,offeredheraservice—notsex.Aservice.Andhecomeswithteaandincense.”

“Itchangesthings—addsadditionalmotive,andmaybesuspects.Withsomeluckthelabcananalyzethehairstrandsyoutalkedherintogivingus.”

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“Ifhertiming’strue,andit’sonlybeenacoupleweeks,theycanfindRohypnoloroneofthecompoundsinthehair.Eitherway,we’llknowmorewhenwegettheresultsofthestuffinthebaggie,thestuffinthelocker.Ishould’veputarushonthat.”

“Itlookedliketeainthebaggieanditlookslikeincenseconesinthelocker.Fussy,butnotespeciallyweirdforsomebodytotake

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theirownteaonatrip.Notweirdtofindincenseconesinalockeratafitnessclubwithmassageservices.”

“Maybenot.”Stillsheregrettedtaggingthemlowpriority.

“Butwhywouldhedoit?”Peabodywondered.“Hehadagirlfriend,anotheronereadytojump,andfromwhatwe’rehearingplentyofactionfromclientsanyway.Whydoseonetogetsome?

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She’d’vepaidhimthemoneyforthestraightmassageandsympathy.”

“Conquest.Ego.Practice—biggerpaywhenyouaddthe‘pleasebediscreet’money.Whothehellknowswhatgoesonintheheadofsomebodysoinlovewithhisowndick?I’mbettinghefiguredhewasdoingherafavor.”

Considering,Evetookacorner.“I’lldropyouhome.”

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“Youwill?”“It’sontheway,

basically.”And,sheremembered,Peabodybeganandendedherdayinthedark,too.“Checkthealibi.It’sgoingtohold,butcheckitthrough.”

“It’sTrina’ssalon.Icantagher,getthefullskinny.”

“Yeah,youdothat.”“It’sawonderhedidn’t

tapthesister.She’sjusthistype,right?Justintoher

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forties,plentyofmoney,reallyattractive.”

“Whosayshedidn’t?”“Well,shedid.”Butnow

Peabody’seyebrowsdrewtogether.“Butyeah,shestrikesasabetterliarthanlittlesister.”

“We’llsee.Andwe’llrunthroughtherestoftheclientlisttomorrow.MartellaSchubert’snotgoingtobetheonlyonehedosed,ifhedosedher.Wecanstart

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workingthatangle.”“He’sourdeadguy,”

Peabodysaid,“butIreallyhatewhenthey’refuckheads.”

“Beingafuckhead’sagoodreasontopunchsomebodyintheface,nottocaveintheirskull.”

“Still,Iwishhe’dbeenaniceguy.Ontheotherhand,thenhe’dbeadeadniceguy,andyou’dhavetofeelbad.Somaybebeingafuckhead’s

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better.”“Justcheckthealibi,

Peabody.”Evepulledovertothecurb.

“Onit.Thanksforthelift.Hey,lookatthathoodie!”

Shepointedtoasidewalkstallandthevirulentorangehoodedsweatshirtwithananimatedhuladancerplasteredoverthefront.

“That’sjustperfectforMcNab.Alittlefrom-Santapresent.”

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“DoesheknowSantadoesn’texist?”

“Santaexistsintheheartsofalltruebelievers.”Faceaglow,Peabodypattedherown.“CanIborrowfiftybucks?”

“What?”“I’mshortuntilpayday.”“You’reshorteveryday.”“Ho,ho,ho.Financially,

inthiscase.Please?He’dreallylovethathoodie.”

“Christ.SantaClausand

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huladancers,”Evemutteredasshedugintoherpockets.

“Oh,there’sonewithagyratingElvisinaSantahat!Howmuchfunisthat!”

“Elvishasbeendeadahundredyears.Howisitfuntohaveadeadmangyratingonyourchest?”

“Elvisneverdies,justlikeSanta.No,it’sthehulagirl.Except—”

EveshovedmoneyatPeabody.“Go,buyMcNaba

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ridiculoushoodie.Getoutofmycar.”

“Fun!Shopping!Bye!”Evepulledout,flickeda

glanceintherearview.AndsawPeabodydoingahappylittlebounceinfrontofdancing,gyratinghoodies.

MerryChristmas.Butitgotherthinking,

madehercurseandcheckthetime.Ifsheonlyhadtwodays,andtodaywaspracticallyover,whenthe

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hellwasshesupposedtobuystuffforpeopletherulessomehowdictatedshehadtobuystufffor?

Sheheadeduptown,tookadetour.Itwasalittlelateintheday,buttherewasachanceshe’dfindasourcewhocouldwrapitallupforher—oratleastsomeofit—quickandeasy.

Shedrovebyfirst,spottedthekidonhiscorner,manninghisstall,thendealt

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withtheinsanityofparking.Shehadtohoofittwo

blocks,throughtheragingseaoftourists,ofshoppers,ofsemi-saneNewYorkersjusttryingtogetthehellhomeaftertheworkday.

Shestudiedthestallassheapproached.Scarves,capes,socks,gloves,mittens,caps,hats—thekidhadexpandedsincetheirlastencounter.

Shewatchedhimmake

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change,foldthreescarvesintoaclearbag.“Haveagoodone.”

Thenhisdarkeyesshiftedover,methers.Hisgrinspread.“Yo,Dallas.Whatyousay?”

“Yo,Tiko.Businessisgood.”

“Businessistight.”Hewasasquirtofathing,

akidwhoprobablyshould’vebeenhomeplayingvideogamesorsweatingovermath

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homework.Butatheart,Tikowasabusinessman.

“Youcatchanybadguys?”

“Nottoday,buttheday’snotover.Lateforyououthere,isn’tit?”

“Holidaybusiness.Igottillseven-thirty.Mygranny’sgoodwiththat.Deke!Helpthatladythere.Oneofmyemployees,”Tikotoldher,noddedtowardaskinnykidwearingfingerlessglovesand

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anearflapcap.“Igottwo.”“Employeesnow?”Hiseyesdidanamused

danceunderthebrightstripesofthewatchcapheworepulledlow.“FortheChristmasrush,sure.Gotsomenicescarveshere.Gotcotton,gotwool,gotcashmere,gotsilkblends.Youcanmatch’emupwithglovesandacap,makeagiftset.”

“Yeah.Yeah.”She

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stuffedherhandsinherpockets.“I’vegotsomegirltypesIneedtogetstufffor.”

“Whatkindofgirltypes?Friends,relations,coworkers?”

Evehuffedoutabreath.“Friends,Iguess.Friends.”

“Goodones?Orthekindyoujustgottacomeupwithshitfor?”

Shehadtolaugh.Heknewthescore.

“Goodones.”

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“I’mgonnatakeyoutomyassociate.”

“Yourassociate?”“Yeah.Deke,Manny!

Youmindthestorenow,anddon’tscrewaround.Youcomeonwithme.”HetookEve’shand,marchedhertothecorner.“Yourememberthatshopyoubustedlasttime?Itoldyouabouthowtheywerebadguys,andyoucameandtookthemdown?”

“Yeah.Streetthieves,

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identifytheftracket.”“Gotanewbusinessin

thatshopnow.Mom-and-popdeal.They’regoodpeople.They’regoingtofixyourightup.”

“Arethey?”Willingtotryifitfinishedthisshoppingcraponceandforall,shecrossedthestreetwithhim.

“True.Giveyouagooddeal,too,sinceyou’rewithme.”

Hezigged,hezaggedhis

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waythroughthecrowds,thenzippedintothelong,narrowstore.

“Hey,Pop!”Theman,probablyno

morethanthirty-five,usedalonghooktoreachthestrapofoneofwhatlookedlikeahalfmillionbags.Hesnaggeditoffthewall,loweredit,offeredittothewaitingcustomer.

ThensmiledatTiko.“Hey,Tiko!”

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“Hey,Mom.”Thewoman,backatthe

counter,foldedandfluffedtissueintoashoppingbag.“Tiko!”

Youngforthemom-and-poplabel,Evethought.TheylookedentirelytoorelaxedandhappytobeNewYorkCitymerchants.Andneitherworeblack.

“Happyholidays,”thewomansaidasshegavehercustomertheshoppingbag.

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“Youcomebackandseeus.”TikodraggedEvestraight

back.“ThisisDallas.She’sthecopwhoclearedthisplaceoutsoyoucouldrentit.”

“Oh,LieutenantDallas.Tiko’stoldusallaboutyou.I’mAstrid.”Sheofferedahand.“It’sgreattofinallymeetyou.”

“Dallas,sheneedspresentsforsomegirlfriends.Howmanyfriendsyougot?”

“Crap.Ineedsomething

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for...Iguessthere’sfiveIneedtotakecareof.”

“Letmejust...Ben,thisisTiko’sLieutenantDallas.”

“Nokidding?Greattomeetyou.Ifyou’llexcusemeaminute,I’llberightwithyou.”

“Doyouseeanythingyoulike?”AstridaskedEve.

“Idon’tknow.”Therewerebags,withstraps,withoutstraps,satchelsandcases,tinylittlepursesthat

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wouldbeabsolutelyuseless,enormousonesthatcouldholdaroomoffurniture.“Idon’tgetthisstuff.”

“Ladieslikebags.Don’tyougotbags?”Tikodemanded.

“Ihavepockets.Ihaveafieldkit.I’vegotafilebagwhenIneedit.”Andshehadthedozensofgirliebagsthatfoundtheirwayintoherclosetalongwiththedozensofshoes,theforestofclothes.

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Herhusbanddefinitelygotthatstuff.

“Whydon’tyoupickoneofthefive,”Astridsuggested.“Tellmealittleabouther.”

“Ah.Okay,elegant,classy,notrigidorstuffy,butclassy.Mostlygoesforsoftcolors,butcansurpriseyou.Everythingalwaysgoestogetherlikesheworkeditoutonaprogramfirst.Professional,smart.Kind.”

“Ilikeheralready.I’ve

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gotsomethinginthebackthatjustcamein.Ithinkitmightwork.”

“Toldyouthey’dtakecareofyou,”TikosaidwhenAstridhurriedoff.

“Thestuffinthebackisn’thot,isit?”

Insultcoveredhisface.“Whatyouthink?Thesearegoodguys.”

“Okay,okay.Shoppingmakesmetwitchy.Whyistheresomuchof

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everything?”“Sonoteverybodyhasthe

same.”Astridcamebackwitha

box,slippedoutthelong,narrowbag.“Ionlyorderedafewofthese,justtoseehowwedid.They’rehand-painted.Reallyspecial,Ithought.”

“Ah.”Evestudiedit.Smooth,alittlesilky,withapastelgardenofflowersandajeweledbutterflyasaclasp.

“Sincethey’rehand-

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painted,they’reoneofakind.”

“Iguesssheis,too,”Evesaid,thinkingofMira.“Ithinkshe’dgoforit.”

“Igotanicesilkscarfthatcolorpink.”Tikotappedoneoftheflowers.“Youfluffitupinsidethepurse,andyougotclass,likeyouwant.”

Eveeyedhim.“Sold.Movingon.NowI’vegotonewho’soutthere.Nothing’stoomuch,toowild,too

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anything.Color,bright,changeable,bouncy.Oh,andshe’sgotakid.Agirlkid,notquiteayearold.”

“Oh,I’vegotit.”Astridclappedherhandstogether.“Wehavethesegreatmother-daughterbags.Justsomuchfun.Practical,too,asthey’llconvertfromshoulderbagstohandbagstobackpacks.”

Astridpointedup.Evespottedanexplosion

ofbrightcolors,bigbag,

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smallbag,hookedtogether.Andapairwithasparklyunicorndancingovereach.

“Ohyeah,that’sMavisandBella.Theunicornset.”

“Letmegetthehook.”WhileAstriddidjustthat,

EvelookeddownatTiko.“Ibetyou’vegotascarfthat’llgowithit.”

“Igotascarfforthemamabeperfect,andIgotababygirlcap,apinkoneshapedlikethathorsewith

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thehorn.”“Jesus,Tiko,you’re

killingme.Sold.”Fortyminutesaftershe’d

parked,Eveloadedshoppingbagsinhercar,thengotbehindthewheel.

Thenjustsatthereuntilherheadstoppedspinning.

God,shewantedadrink.Twodrinks.

TellingherselftobegratefulChristmasonlyhitonceayear,shepulledback

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intotrafficandfoughttheholidayrageofitallthewaytothegatesofhome.

Diamondwhitelightstwinkledinthetreesalongthedrive,lendingafancifulairtothegrounds.Andthehouserose,allgorgeousgraystoneandshiningglass,afancyitselfwithitstowersandturrets.

Lightsglimmered,gleamed,outlininghomeagainstthenightsky.

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Greenerydrapedanddripped,addingwarmthtoelegance.Candlesglowedineverywindow,andthatwaswelcome.

She,thelostchild,hadgrownusedtoitsbeauty—thatwaslove.Butshewouldnevertakeasingleinchofitforgranted.Thatwasgratitude.

Atthemoment,someeighteenhoursaftershe’dwalkedoutitsdoors,the

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prospectofwalkinginagainmainlybroughtrelief.

Shegotoutofthecar,intothecoldwherethewindkickedatherlikeabad-temperedchild.Shedraggedtheshoppingbagsoutoftheback.Howhadsheboughtsodamnmuch?Theentireeventseemedlikesomekindoffeverdreamnow,leavingherexhaustedandwithalow-levelheadache.

Shedragged,pulled,

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lifted.Howdidsheevenknowsomanypeopleinthefirstdamnplace?Howhadithappened?

Tissueflicked,threatenedtofly,boxesclunked.Shetoldherselfifthebagsrippedshe’dleavethewholestupidlotwhereveritfell.

Withbagsthumpingagainstherlegsshehauledeverythingtothedoor,foughtitopen,staggeredin.

Hewasthere,ofcourse,

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lurking—thescarecrowinablacksuitthatwasSummerset.Roarke’smajordomostoodinthebrilliantlylitfoyer,asmirkonhispale,bonyface,andthefatcatGalahadsquattinglikeafurryBuddhaathisfeet.

“IsthistheGhostofChristmasPresent?”Summersetwonderedaloud.

Evenarrowedhereyes.Shewantedtofling

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somethingback,somesharp-edgedretortaboutcadaversonholiday,but...

Shedumpedeverythingwhereshestood.“I’llpayyouathousanddollarstowrapeverythinginhere.”

Hisstone-grayeyebrowswingedup.“Ican’tbebought.However,”hesaidasthecatpaddedovertosniffatbagsandtissue.“Icouldbepersuaded.”

“Whatdoyouwant?”

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“You’rehostingapartynightafternext.”

“Iknowthat.OfcourseIknowthat.”Nightafternexttookitdowntooneday,didn’tit?Shedidn’twanttothinkaboutit.

“Preparationsforwelcomingtwohundredandfifty-sixpeopleintoyourhomebeginateightA.M.”

Shethought:Twohundredandfifty-sixpeople?JesusChrist.Why?Butshe

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said,“Okay.”“Participate.”“Butwhatif...”She

lookeddownatthepileofbags,attheass-endofthecatashetriedtoburrowintoone.Surrendered.“Done.”

Sheshedhercoat,tosseditoverthenewelpost—asmalldefiance.

Therewasnoshameinretreat,Evetoldherselfassheboltedupthestairs.Therewouldbeotherbattles,other

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wars.Sheaimedstraightforthebedroom,andonamoanflungherselfonthegloriousbluelakeofthebed.

Tenminutes,shevowed.She’dtaketenminutestorecoverfromshoppingtraumaandSummersetnegotiations.Thenshe’dgotoheroffice,setupherboardthere.ClearherheadandstartworkingonwhokilledTreyZiegler.

Assholeornot,he

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deservedthebestshehad.Tenminutes,shethought

again,anddroppedintosleeplikeananchorintothesea.

Shedriftedoutagain.Therewasaweightonherasssherecognizedasthecat.Fingerstwinedwithhers—Roarke’s.

Sheopenedhereyes,lookedintotheimpossibleblueofhis.

Thebedroomtreetwinkled.He’dlitthefire,so

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theflamessimmeredlowandred.Allthingsbeingequal,she’dhavecurledupagainsthimandgonerightunderagain.

Butallthingswererarelyequalforacop.

“Ishopped,”shesaid.“DearGod!Areyouall

right?ShouldIcallfortheMTs?”

“Smart-ass.Ihookedthekid—yourememberthekid.Tiko.”

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“Ah,yeah,theyoungentrepreneur.Iremember,fondly,thepiehisgrandmotherbakedus.”

“He’sgottwootherkidsworkingforhimfortheholidays.Expandedhisstock,too.HedraggedmeovertothisplaceIbusted.Newtenants.TheysortoflookliketheycouldberelatedtoPeabody.Free-Agey.Andthen...itwaslikeI’dwalkedthroughsomeportal

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intoanalternateuniverse.”“Thealternateuniverseof

aretailestablishment,withoutcrime.”

“That,”sheagreed.“Sotherewasallthisstuff,andsomebodywaslikethiswouldbegoodforthisperson,andI’mokayfine.Thenit’sthiswouldbegoodforthatotherperson,andfine.Jesus,okay,fine.Butitkeptgoingandgoing.Andthekidstartedhaulinginstuff

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fromhisstall,sayingyouputthisscarforwhateverwiththatthing,andthisthingwiththeother.Ijustkeptsayingokay,fine,okay,becauseIwantedittobeover.

“Imighthavepost-traumaticstress.”

Hekissedherlightly.“Poorbaby.”

“Youdon’tmeanthat.Youthinkit’sfunny.Youthinkit’sfunnybecauseyou’dhaveactuallyenjoyed

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allofit.Butitgetsworse.”“Howisthatpossible?”“Iwasweakenedbythe

experience.ImadeabargainwithSummerset.”

Hepressedlipstoherbrowasifcheckingforfever.“ItmaybetoolatefortheMTs.”

“Haha.Nowbecausehe’sgoingtowrapallthatstuff,Ihavetoparticipateinpreparationsfortheparty.Whyaretheretwohundred

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andfifty-sixpeoplecoming?”“Ibelieveit’llbecloserto

two-seventy,andwewelcomeyourparticipation.You’reaboss,remember?You’llassign,delegate,decide,order.Youmightevenenjoyit,alittle.”

“Idon’tthinkso,butadeal’sadeal.”Sheshiftedalittle,studiedhim.Shethoughtofherreactionthatmorningwhenhe’dwalkedoutofheroffice

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unexpectedly.Soperfect,sopretty.All

hers.“You’renotwearingyour

suit.”Sheranahanddownthecloudsoftnessofhisstone-graytee.

“I’vebeenhomeabitlongerthanyou.Actuallygotaquickswimin.”

“Huh.Thatdoesn’tseemfair.Yougetarefreshingswim,relaxingclothes,andIgetmurderandshopping

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mayhem.PlusI’mstillwearingmyboots.”

“Itdoesn’tseemjust,doesit?Let’sseewhatIcandotoevenitallout.”

Heleveredup,liftedoneofherlegs,workedofftheboot.Repeatedtheprocess.“Better?”

“It’sastart.”“Wemightbothbemore

relaxedifyouweren’tarmed.”Hereleasedherweaponharness,peeleditoff.

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Laiditonthefloorwithherboots.“Now?”

“Murderandmayhem,”sheremindedhim.“Youhadmoneyandmeetings.”

“Quiteabitofboth,actually.”Hestraddledher,drewoffthenavyV-neckshe’dpulledoninthemiddleofthenight.“HowwouldyoufeelaboutowningalittletowninTuscany?”

“Atown?Comeon.”“Avillage,actually,and

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quitecharming.”Smilingdownatherheunhookedherbelt.“Anoldramshacklevillathatcouldbeashowpiecewiththerighttouches.Lovelyviews,narrowcobbledstreets,theremainsofamedievalwall.”

“Youboughtatown.”“TomorrowIwill.”He

drewhertrousersdown,down,off.“Mywifehassuchlong,amazinglegs.”

“Theyhelpmegetfrom

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pointAtopointB.”Heranhishandsupthem,

calftothigh.“You’renotgoinganywhereatthemoment.”

Thediamondhe’dgivenherwhenshe’dacceptedhelovedherhungaroundherneck,restingonhersimplewhitetank.Heliftedit,rubbedhisfingersovertheteardropshapeofit,rememberinghowshockedshe’dbeenbythegift—the

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diamond,andthelove.“Morerelaxednow?”“I’mgettingthere.When

IdrovehomeIthoughtwhatIneedisareallybigglassofwine.ThenIgothereandIthought,No,whatIneedistofallonmyfacefortenminutes.Butthatwasn’tquiteit,either.”

“Whatwas?”“WhatIneeded—whatI

need—”Shepushedup,wrappedherarmsaround

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him.“Isyou.”Thoselong,amazinglegs

hookedaroundhiswaist.Herhandsslidup,grippedhishair.Holdingon,hethought,tohim,tothem,towhattheymade.

Allwarmthandwelcome,allstrongandreal.

Hecouldshedhisdayassheshedhers,mouthtomouth,hearttoheart.

Theyswayedthereonthebigbed,holdingon,sliding

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intowhatwasforbothofthemhome.

Hepressedhislipstoherthroat,tothepulsethatbeatforhim.“Imissedourtimethismorning,justthatbitoftimeovercoffeeandbreakfast.”

“Iknow.Me,too.”“Itmakesitallthemore

precious.”Hislipsbrushedhercheekbone,hertemple.“Thosetimes,thesetimes.”

Sheburrowedintohim.

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“Everytime.”Shelaywithhim,gentle

strokesandlong,softkissesthatwashedawaythehoursbetween.Justhim,justthemforthislittlespaceoutsidetheworldwithallitsnoiseandharshlights,meanshadows.

Sheslippedhisshirtupandaway,gaveherselfthepleasureofthewarmflesh,theleanmuscle,archedlikeapurringcatundertheskillofhishands.Herheartbeganto

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kick,itsbeatspurredbyhislips,histongue,histeeth.

Needspread,simmeringlowlikethefireinthehearth,thensnappingintoflame.

Hetookherover,healwayscould,soneedandpleasureknottedtogether,tight,tight,drivingherup,holdingheronthatsinglepinpointofglory,thenovertorelease.

Shecouldhaveweptfromthesimplejoyofit.

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Cuppinghisfaceinherhands,shefoundhismouthwithhersagain.Sankwithhim,sankdeep.Murmuring,sheeasedhimontohisback.Nowshestraddledhim,nowshetookhimin.Slowly,slowly,slowly,hereyesonhisface.shetookhishands,pressedthemtoherheartasshebegantomove.

Fluidaswater,buildingonthepleasure,drawingitoutandoutwhileherheart

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thuddedunderhishands.Helethertake,lether

givewhilethebeautyofitburnedinhisblood.Firelightshimmeredgoldonherskin,caughtinhereyes.Gauzylayersofsensationthickeneduntilhewonderedhecouldbreathethroughthem.

Shepressedahandtohisheart,leanedovertotakehismouthwithhers.

“Eve.”“Iknow,Iknow,Iknow.”

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Risingupagain,sheletherheadfallback,lethereyesclose,androdethembothintotheperfectdark.

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Nowincomfortableat-homeclothes,aglassof

wineinherhand,andslicesofsomesortofsavorychickenalongwithlittlegoldenpotatoesandsomeunidentifiableleafygreenonherplate,Evefiguredthelongdayhadrewards.

Shefeltlooseandrelaxednowinsteadoftiredandtraumatized.Andthoughthey’dmissedtheirmorningritual,atleastthey’d

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preservedtheevening’s.She’dsetupherboard—

orstartedto—andnowshecouldrollthroughthedayoverdinneratthelittletableinherhomeoffice.

“First,”Roarkebegan,“whatdidyoubuy?”

“Alotofstuff.Heavyonbags.”

“Alotofstuffmakesforaheavybag.”

“Exactly.”Shepointedathimwithherfork,then

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stabbedsomechicken.“Ifpeopledidn’tcartaroundsomuchstuff,theywouldn’tneedbagstoholditall.Handbags,shoulderbags,totebags.Peoplecarrytheirlifearoundwiththem,likerefugees.Idon’tgetit.”

“Butyouboughtthemanyway,asgifts,whichiswhatgivingisallabout,isn’tit?”

“Thereweresocks,too.Fuzzysocks,”she

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remembered,dimly.Itwaslikethefogofwar,sherealized.“Andcaps,andthingstoputotherthingsinthatgointhebags.Theymakefancylittlecasesjustforlipdye.It’scrazy.”

“Youcan’tbeserious!”Hewidenedhiseyes,gotanarrowedstarefromhers.“Astonishing.”

“Funny.AndIgotropedintobuyingatalkingunicorn.”

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“Excuseme,awhat?”There,atleast,she’d

surprisedhim,shedecided—andwasn’tsurewhyshefounditsatisfying.

“AtalkingunicornthatgoesintheunicornbagforBellathatmatchesthebig-assunicornbagforMavis.It’spink—theunicorn—withasilverhornthing,anditsaysstuff.Anditdances.It’sprobablygoingtoscaretheshitoutofher.”

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“Iwagershe’llloveit.”“Itkindofscaredme.But

Tikokeptzippingout,thenzippingbackwithmorestuff.Hehadtotaghisgrandmother,getalittleextratimeduetoallthezippingoutandback.Ithinkheputthewhammyonme.”

“Yethereyouare,withyourshoppingdone.”Hetoastedher.“Kudos.”

“I’drathergohand-to-handwithacoupleof

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Zeused-upchemi-headsthangothroughthatagain.Whatisthisgreenstuff?”

Roarkeonlysmiled.“Anyprogressonyourinvestigation?”

“I’mlearningthevicwasprobablyabiggerassholethanIalreadythought.I’llverifytomorrowwhenIgobythelab,butIthinkheroofiedonewoman,andprobablymore.”

Roarke’ssmilefaded.

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“Thatmakeshimmorethananasshole.”

“Yeah,itdoes.AndifI’mright,it’sadamnshamehewon’tgethisasskickedforit.Butsincehegothimselfmurdered,I’vegottodothejob.”

“Awomanwhofoundoutwhathedidtoher?I’dbeinclinedtotakehersideofit.”

“Hedeservedacage,notaslab.Maybeawomanwho

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foundouthe’dgivenheraboost,maybeahusbandorboyfriendwhofoundout.Maybeawomanwhodidn’tlikehimjugglingherwithothers,oraguywhodidn’tlikebeingcheatedon.Alotofvariables.Thenyouaddinthemoney,somaybeblackmail,whichneverendswell.”

“Andyetremainsaclassic,”Roarkecommented.

“Secretsplusgreed

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generallyequalsaslabforsomebody.”

“Copmath.”Roarkeliftedhiswine.“Andusuallyaccurate.”

“Hisclientlistskewsheavilyfemale,thoughhe’sgotmenonit.Italsoskewsheavilymonied.”

“Andsomewherealongthelinehetappedthewrongwell.”

“Yeah,I’mthinking.Ithink,too,thisnewareaof

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business—themoneyforsexand/orblackmail—wasfairlynew.Notthathedidn’tcheatandreapsomereward,butgoingintoitheavier.HekeptTrina’sfriendarounduntilacoupleweeksago,butheaddedthelockstwoorthreeweeksearlier.”

“Hedginghisbets,perhaps,”Roarkesuggested.

“Makingsurehehadanicestockpile,workingonsniffinguptheexbeforethis

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ex.Itcouldbe.Andyeah,tappedthewrongwell.”

Sheglancedoveratherboard,attheIDsshe’dstartedputtingup.“Hehadalottochoosefrom.I’mgoingtohavetotalktoSimaagain,andthatmeansIhavetotalktoTrinaagain.”

“Didyoubuyheragift?”“No.”Appalled,she

gapedathim.“WhywouldI—Idon’thaveto—DoI?I’mnotgoingbackthere,Roarke.

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Theyweredecent,thebagpeople,butI’mnotgoingback.”

“Whydon’tItakecareofthatforyou?Sheisyourhair,face,bodyconsultant—whetheryouwanthertobeornot.Asmalltokenwouldbeappropriate.”

“Thisisway,wayoutofhand.”Shepouredmorewine.“It’scompletelyoutofhand.”Inhershock,sheatetheleafygreenstuff.“You’ve

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gothercomingoverhere,don’tyou,tojumpallovermyhair,faceandbodybeforetheparty?”

“It’sthepriceyoupay,darlingEve,forhostingwhatmanyconsideranimportantholidayevent.”

“I’mfindingthosechemi-heads,”shemuttered.“I’mgoingoutandhuntingoutacoupleofZeused-upchemi-heads.”

“Won’tthatbefun?

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Wouldyoulikemetocheckyourassholevic’sfinancials?Seeifhehadanymoretuckedaway.”

“Idon’tthinkhedid,butitwouldn’thurtifyou’vegottimeforit.”

Shelookedbacktowardtheboard.“Ifhewantedtotradesexformoney,whynotgetalicense?Potentially,hecould’vemademore,andmadeitlegit.”

“Some,includingyou,

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stillseelicensedcompanionsasprostitutes.”

“Well,sexformoney.”Roarkeshookhishead,

offeredheraroll.“Licensed,regulated,taxed,safe.Peoplepayfortherapy,forphysicaltraining,”headded,noddingattheboard.“Forspiritualguidance,andsoonandsoon.Peoplepayforallmannerofbasicneeds,andotherstraintoprovidethoseneeds.Sexisabasicneed.”

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“It’slegalsoI’vegotnobeefwithit.Butyou’vegotapoint.”Sheconsideredherboardwhilesheate.“Hedidn’tseeitasabusinesstransaction—ordidn’twantto.Didn’twanttoseehimselfassellingaservice.Hewasdoingthemafavor,allowingthemtobaskinthewonderofhislooks,hisbody,hisskill.Themoney,themoneyhejustifiedasitallowedhimtokeepuphislooks.”

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Shesippedatherwine.“Yeah,yeah,yeah.Itstartsoffforfun,fortheconquest—andyougettohavesexinanicehotelsuitemaybe,havesomechampagne,agoodmeal—maybeshebuysyouatokenortwo.Shehadagoodtime,didn’tshe?Thenmaybeyoudecidetoworkitsosheunderstandsalittletokenorsomeunder-the-tablecashwouldreallybeappreciated.Yougaveheragoodtime,

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shegivesyoualittlebonus.What’stheharm?You’renotsellingyourself;she’sjustshowinghergratitude.Justafriend,justaclient,givingyousomethingextrabecauseyougavehersomethingextra.”

“Itsoundslikeyou’regettingtoknowhim.”

“Maybe.TheoneItalkedtotoday,theoneIthinkheroofied?Hechargedhertwograndforanin-home

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massage—thatwasalwaysgoingtobesexforhim.Sohecouldcallitamassage,aservice,somethingspecialforaclient,andhecouldsetarate.Ibethe’sdonealotofin-homesrecently.Massages,personaltraining.Acouple,threethousandashot.Itaddsup.Addinthepillowtalk,andyeah,youcouldworksomeblackmailintoit.Fucker.”

“Buthe’syourdead

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fucker.”“Yeah.Yeah,heis.”

•••

oshegaveZieglerhertime,herattention,the

bestshehad.Shewroteuphernotes,

puttogetheraprogressreport,includingalltheinterviewsconducted.

Shecreatedachartlistingtheclientswhohadsofar

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admittedtohavinganykindofsexualrelationshipwithZiegler,andhowmucheachhadadmittedtopayingincash,gifts,hotelexpenses.

Besideeachnamesheaddedmaritalstatus,orcohabstatus,addedhowmanyofthosehusbands,cohabs,werealsoonZiegler’sclientlist.

Sheraneachone,digginginforanyinstanceofviolentbehaviororcriminaloffenses.

Shecross-checkedwith

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thenamesTrinahadprovided,didapassoncoworkers.

Andconsidered.WhenRoarkewalkedin,

shehadherfeetuponthedesk.“Anotherangle,”shebegan.

“It’snotthefinancialone.Unlesshe’sagreatdealmorecleverthanIgivehimcreditfor,hedoesn’thaveanyaccountsotherthanwhatyouhaveonrecord.”

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“Didn’tfigureonit,butit’sgoodtohaveanexpertopiniononit.Acompetitor.I’vebeennarrowlyfocusedonclientsandsex.Buthewasbashedwithatrophy.Hegetsandkeepsalotofwealthyfemaleclientsnotonlybecause—byallaccounts—he’sgoodathiswork,butbecauseheoffersthemsomehard-bodiedsex.Hemakessolidcommissions,theextrafromsex,andhegets

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recognition.Thetrophy—Ichecked—alsocomeswithacashprizeofagrand.He’swonthelastthreeyearsrunning,andwasfavoredtowinthisyear.ButinsteadofgoingtoACfortheconference,andcampaigningforthecompetition,he’sinthemorgue.”

“Youthinkanothertrainerkilledhimforathousanddollarsandatrophy?”

“Prestige,potentially

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moreclients,braggingrights.Hedidn’thavefriendsatBuffBodies.Ibethedidn’thaveanyatothercenters,either.Somebodyheknew—itwasaface-to-face,close-inattack.So,yeah,maybeacompetitor,anassociate,apeerwho’dhadenoughofhim.”

“Anassociate,”Roarkerepeated,“acompetitororapeer.Youcouldaddthesexin—becauseyoucannever

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havetoomuchofit—andspeculatethatthiscompetitorwasalsousedforsex,orcheatedon.”

“That’sagoodone.That’sathought.I’dsayPeabodyandIaregoingbacktothegymtomorrow.”

“Withthatinmind.”Hetookherhand,pulledherup.“Let’sgotobed.”

“Didn’twedothatalready?”

“Andsleep.It’snearly

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midnight.Ifyoukeepatthismuchlongeryou’llhavebeenupfortwenty-fourhours.”

“IfeellikeIwanttopushit,andit’sbecauseIdon’tlikehim.”

“Youwon’tlikehimanybettertomorrow.Youcanpushthen.”

“ItlookslikeIwill.WhateverelseyoucansayaboutZiegler,hewasn’tlazy.Betweenworkandsex,theguykeptrevvedeverydamn

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day.”“Asyoudo.”Hetugged

heralong.“Timetoshutdowntheengines.”

•••

hewoketothescentofcoffee,andreally,it

didn’tgetbetterthanthat.Andyetitdid.Whensheslitopenher

eyes,shesawRoarke.Fullydressedinoneofhisruler-of-

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the-business-worldsuits—thecatsprawledoverhislap.Hesatonthesofainthebedroomsittingarea,workingonatablet.Financialnumbers,data,codes,scrolledbyonthescreenhe’dswitchedtomute.

Thefaintbluewashfromtabletandscreenprovidedtheonlylight,makinghimlookbothmysteriousandfascinating.

Shehadnoideaofthetime,wastoolazytolook.

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Insteadshewatchedhimworkwhileshetickedofftheorderofwhatsheneededtodothatmorning.

SheneededtotagPeabody,tellherpartnerthey’dmeetatBuffBodies,pursuetheangleofcompetitorkiller.Swingbythelab,browbeatorbribeDickhead—ChiefTechDickBerenski—ontheteaandincense.TalktoTrinaandSimaagain.Andshethought

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anotherpassthroughthecrimescenewasinorder,thistimelookingspecificallyforteaandincense.

Dothat,shedecided,beforethelab.Havethesamplesrightthereinhand—ifshefoundmore.

Andontomoreinterviewswiththevic’sclients.

Someonewhoknewhim.Someonehe’dletintheapartment,letintothebedroomwhilehepackedfor

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hisbusinesstrip.Client.Coworker.

Blackmailmark.Lover.Wouldhehavebeen

confidentorarrogantenoughtoletamarkoraseriouslypissed-offclient,lover,associateintothebedroom?

Shesuspectednot,butitwouldn’thurttogetanexpertopinion.

AddaquicksessionwithMiratothelist.

“Lightson,twenty

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percent,”Roarkesaid,lookingoverintohereyes.“Youmightaswellhavesomelightsinceyou’rethinkingsoloud.”

“Iwasthinkingveryquietly.Youhavebatears.”

“Whenitcomestoyou,apparently.”

Shepusheduptosit.“What’reyouworkingon?Icantakeaninterest,”sheaddedwhenhecockedaneyebrow.“At...shit,five-

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thirty-eightinthemorning.”“Actually,youmightbe

interested.We’vemadeafewchangestothedesignofAnDidean,andhaveaddedamemorialroofgarden.”

TheoldbuildinginHell’sKitchen,shethought,he’dboughtwiththeplantorehabandturnitintoasafehousefortroubledkids.Andwherethebonesoftwelveyounggirlshadbeendiscoveredbehindthewalls.

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“That’snice.”“We’llhaveadomesoit

canbeusedyear-round,andthosewehousetherecanlearnsomethingofhorticulture.Thearchitect’swonderingifweshouldusestonesorbencheswiththenamesofthegirlswhodiedthere.”

Everose,sayingnothingasshecrossedtotheAutoChefforcoffee.ThecatdesertedRoarketosprintover

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toher,windingslylybetweenherlegs,everhopeful,sheknew,thatfoodwasinvolved.

“Ithink,Iguessyou’reaskingwhatIthink.”

“Iam,”hetoldher.“Ithinkcreatingagarden

showsrespect.AndIthinkthekidsyou’dshelterthere,educatethere,don’tneedtoberemindedofcrueltyanddeath,butoflife.Ofthe,well,gardenofpossibilitiesoflife.”

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“Ithinkyou’reexactlyright.Thankyou.”

“Anytime.I’mgoingtograbthirtyinthegymbeforeIgetready.”

Coffeeinhand,shetooktheelevatordown,gotinagoodrunalongasimulatedshorelinewithbluewavesbreaking.

Afterablisteringhotshowerwiththemulti-jetsonfull,shesteppedintothedryingtube.

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“It’stoobadtherestoftheworldcan’tbeheateduplikeashower,”shecommentedassheheadedforhercloset.

“Sinceitcan’tyou’llwanttodressforit.Notaswindytoday,though,accordingtothequestionablyreliableforecast.”

Shegrabbedasweatersheknewtobewarmdespitebeingthinandsoftasatissue,straight-leggedpantsanda

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vestthatwouldaddwarmthandcoverherweaponharness.

Afterpullingonclothes,shegrabbedapairofboots.

“Notthoseboots,”Roarkesaidwithbarelyaglancewhenshecameouttositandpullthemon.

“What’swrongwiththeseboots?”

“Notathing,butthegraywiththemocklaceswillpickupthecolorofthatsweater,

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polishthingsoff.”“Idon’tneedtopolish...

Fine,fine,fine.”Easier,shefigured,tochangethedamnbootsthangetintoafashiondebateshe’dcertainlylose.

Plusshewantedtoseewhatwasunderthesilverdomesonthetable.Ifshechangedtheboots,maybeitwouldn’tbeoatmeal.

Hepouredhercoffeeasshesatdownagain.“Goodmorning,Lieutenant.”

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“We’llseeaboutthat.”Sheliftedthedome.“Ohhellyeah,it’sagoodmorning.”

“Ithought,consideringyesterday,you’dearnedpancakes.”

Sheimmediatelydrownedtheminsyrup.

“They’reallappleandcinnamonny.”

“Anddeservebetterthanbeingavehicleforsyrup,butahwell.”

Inanycase,heloved

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watchingherappreciationoffood,especiallysinceshesooftenforgottoeatit.

“ImightneedabribeforDickhead,”shesaidbetweenbites.“Consideringhe’shadtwenty-fourhours,mywrathshouldbeenough,butjustincase.”

“Takehimabottleofunblendedscotch,”Roarkesuggested.“We’veseveralalreadyingiftbags.It’llthrowhimoff-balance

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straightawayifyouofferhimaholidaytoken.”

“Itwould,wouldn’tit?Ireallyhatetogobearinggiftsandall,butanylackofcooperationafterthatwouldmakehimanevenbiggerDickheadthanheis.It’skindofwin-winforme.”

“It’stheoldcatchingmoreflieswithsugarthanvinegar.”

“Whywouldanyonewanttocatchflies?Whatyouwant

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istomakethemgothehellaway.”

“That’sapoint,andnowanotherclassicadagebitesthedust.”Hepattedherleg.“Breakfastwithyouisacontinuingeducation.”

“IdowhatIcan.Ifitturnsoutthevic’sblendofteaincludedadate-rapedrug,Icanusethattopryopenmoreofhisclients.Outragetendstoturnofffilters.”

“You’venevermentioned

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nextofkin.”“Onlychild,parents

divorcedwhenhewasten.Bothremarried.HebouncedbetweenthemotherinTucsonandthefatherinAtlantauntilhewasofage.Neitherofthemhaveseenhimformorethansixyears.Theywerebothshaken,butIdidn’tgetanysenseofclosefamilyties.”

“Sonofriendsorfamily.”“Notreally.Andfrom

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whatIcantell,byhisownchoice.Friendsandfamilytakework.”

Shethoughtofherforty-minutebattleforsanitywithTikoandthebagpeople.FuckingA,ittookwork.

“Allhisworkwasfocusedonhimself,”sheadded.“Speakingoffamily,IguessyougotallthegiftsofftoIreland.”

“Idid,yes.Youdidsomeworkthere.”

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“Ididn’tshop.”“Youhelpedmedecide

onseveralthings,andtheCopsandRobberscompgameforyoungSeanwasyouridea.”

“Hewasaneasyone.PeabodyandMcNabaredoinganin-and-outshuttleforChristmastoherfamily.Youdon’twanttodosomethinglikethat,doyou?”

“WehadThanksgiving,andthatworkedwellforme,

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havingthemallhere.IlikehavingourChristmas,youandI.”

“Ido,too.AndsinceI’dreallyliketogetthiscaseclosedbeforethat,I’dbettergetgoing.Goodpancakes,”shesaid,leanedoverandkissedhim.

“I’llseeyoutonight.Wemighttalkaboutstrategyforthedealyou’vemadewithSummerset.”

“I’mtryingnottothink

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aboutthat.”Sheshovedup.“Where’sthehooch—forDickhead?”

“Fourth-floorgiftroom.”Shestaredathimforten

silentseconds.“Wehaveagiftroom?”

Onahalflaugh,heshookhishead.“Oneday,darlingEve,youreallyshouldgothroughtheentirehouse.Eastwing,fourth-floortower.”

“Okay.”Sinceshewasn’tcompletelysurewherethat

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was,shewalkedtotheelevator.Orderedit.

“Don’tbothershakingboxes,”hecalledout.“Noneofyoursareinthatlocation.”

“Idon’tsnoop,”shesaidasthedoorsshut.

But,ofcourse,nowshewantedto.

Giftrooms,shethought.Whogavesomanygiftstheyhadtohaveanactualdedicatedroomtoholdthem?

Thedoorsopened;she

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steppedout.Herjawdropped.Apparentlytheydid.Shelvesandcountersheld

acolorfularrayofwrappedgiftswithshiny,elaboratebows.Giftbagsinsilverorgoldorredorgreenstoodlikeuniformedsoldiers.

Sheopenedoneofthedoorsalongthewall,discoveredmoreshelveswithrigorouslyorganizedgiftsnotwrapped.Fancycandlesetsorfancybathsets—male,

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female,orunisexvarieties.Boxedwineglasses,

elegantpictureframes,electronics,evensometoys.

Whythehelldidshehavetogoshoppingwhenshecouldjustcomeuphere?

Shefoundmoreruthless—tothepointofscary—organizationwithgiftboxes,wrappingpaper,tissuepaper,ribbonsandbows.

Everythingaspristineassomehigh-endgiftboutique

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andallinthetalltowerroomcompletewithawallscreenandacomp.Shejustbetthecompheldacompletecatalogofthecontentsoftheroom,downtothelastinchofshinyribbon.

Shegrabbedoneofthesilvergiftbags,checkedthecontents.

Bourbon.Checkedagoldone,

foundthescotch,then,outofcuriosity,checkedoneofthe

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redbags.Cognac.ShefoundIrishwhiskeyinthegreenbags—figured.

Bothimpressedandintimidated,shegotbackintheelevator,orderedthemainfloor.

Shegrabbedhercoatoffthenewelpost,anddecidedamanwhoownedhalftheworldanywaymightaswellhavearoomloadedwithstuffhepreparedtogiveaway.

Atleastsheknewjust

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wheretogothenexttimesheneededabribe.

She’dleftearlyenoughthattrafficstayedlightandgavehertheopportunitytobypassMira’sadminwho’dgivehergriefforaskingforaquicksession.Insteadsheshotav-mailstraighttoMira’s’link.

“I’dlikeaquickconsulttodayifyoucanfitmein.I’msendingyoutheZieglerfile.MostlyIwanttobesureI’ve

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gottherighthandleonhim.Ifyoucan’tsqueezeinaconsult,maybeanoverviewprofile,vicandkiller.Appreciateit.”

ThefirstadblimplumberedacrosstheskyasshehittheedgesoftheWestVillage.Itannouncedalast-minuteSALESALESALEattheSkyMallrunninguntiltenP.M.ChristmasEve.

Jesus,evenshewasn’tsolameshewaitedtill

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ChristmasEvetograbagift.Then,amazingtoher,it

announcedadoor-busterSALESALESALEattheSkyMallbeginningatoneA.M.onDecembertwenty-sixth.

Whywouldpeopledothat?WhatcouldtheypossiblyneedtobuythedayafterChristmas,inthemiddleofthenightthedayafter?Hersecondthoughtwasshebelievedshewouldself-terminateifshehadtomakea

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livinginretail.Sheparked,notedshewas

abouttenminutesearly.RatherthanwaitforPeabody,sheoptedtogoin,getstarted.

Ear-splittingmusicgreetedheragain,butthistimewithsomeamusementassherecognizedMavis’svoicewailingabouthavingfunnowthatlovewasdone.

ShespottedLillcrouchedbesideapunyguywhostruggledsweatilythrough

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somepush-ups.Evecrossedover,heard

themanwheezingevenoverMavisandthethump,thumpoffeetracingnowhereontreads.

“Needaminute.”Lillnodded.“Comeon,

Scott,justtwomore.Don’tyouquitonme.Allright!”sheshoutedwhenhecollapsedinaheap.“Thirty-secondbreather,thenIwantyoutodotenminutesonthe

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tread.Levelfive,Scott.Don’twimpout.”

“Okay.”Hegotshakilytohisfeet.“Okay,Lill.”Andstaggeredtowardthetread.

“I’vegottokeepaneyeonhim,”Lillsays.“He’sreallycomingalong.”

“Didhestartoutatacrawl?”

“Justabout.It’sclientslikeScottmakethisjobworthwhile.Hereallytries,hereallyworks.Doyouhave

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newsaboutTrey?”“I’vegotsomefollow-up

questions.Thistraineroftheyearthing,howcompetitive?”

“Very,orelsewhat’sthepoint?Isubmitprogressreportsforallmytrainers,showingtheimprovementsoftheirclients.Andeachtrainersubmitsthreeseparateoriginalprogramsthey’veputtogether.Thetrainer’sfitnessandestablishedroutinesare

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alsofactoredin.It’saprocess.Why?”

“Whowashismaincompetition?”

“Hardtosayforcertain,butintheBBfranchise,I’dgowithJuice—JacobMaddow.Butthenhe’soneofmine,soI’mbiased.Andthere’sSelene,she’srightupthere.She’soutofourMorningsideHeightslocation.OutsideBB,I’dleantowardRock.Hehashisown

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gym—bare-bonesplaceinMidtown—WestSide.RockHardit’scalled—andheis.ButIhavetosayIfiguredTreywouldgrabtheprizeagainthisyear.He’dworkedupsomefierceprograms.”

“Didtheyallknoweachother?”

“Sure,youtendto.RockandJuicehangtogether,haveforyears.I’d’velostJuicetoRockHard,butmostofJuice’sclientswouldn’thave

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gonewithhim.Theyliketheperkshere.”

“AnytroublebetweenanyofthemandZiegler?”

“Crap.”Sighing,sherubbedherorangehair.“Juiceisago-alongguy,afamilyman.Hesurewasn’tafanofTrey’s,andmaybetheyhadafewwordsnowandagain.ButJuiceisn’tonetostarttrouble.Idon’tknowSeleneallthatwell,butIheardTreyhitonher.Didn’tmatterto

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himshe’sgay—shehastits,andthatwasenoughforTreytogiveitashot.Rockhatedhisever-fuckingguts,buttheydidn’truninthesamecircles.”

“Thenwhythehate?”“Sometimeback—maybe

closetoayear—TreybangedRock’ssister.Theywerebothatsomeclub,andshewasprettywasted.Hetookherhomeandbangedher,thenbraggedaboutit.Heknewshe

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wasRock’ssister.Juicewarnedhimtoshutup,andfinallyIhadtotellhimtoshutup,atleastaroundhere.IheardheandRocksquaredoffaboutit,andTreybackeddown.ButIdon’thavethedetails.Ididn’twantthem.ThetruthisTreywasapersonalpaininmyass.Butprofessionally,hewasanasset,andit’smyjobtoholdontotheassetsaroundhere.”

“Okay.”

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“AboutRock.Ididn’tthinkofhimyesterdaybecauseitwasclosetoayearago,andasfarasIknowthosetwoneverseeeachotherexceptmaybeattheACconferenceorthecompetitionwehaveinNewYorkeveryspring.That’sit.”

“Istillneedtotalktohim.Tothethreeofthem.WherewouldIfindJuice?”

“Seetheguyovertherebench-pressingaboutone-

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fifty?That’sJuice.”“Okay,thanks.”“He’saniceguy.He’s

gotawife,akid,andanotherkidcoming.”

“I’llkeepthatinmind.”Evemovedovertothe

weightarea,andthemancurrentlybench-pressingmorethansheweighed.

“JacobMaddow?”“Juice,yeah.”He

continuedtopress,sweatslickedonhispleasantface,

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onhisveryimpressivebiceps.Buthegaveheraquicksmile.“WhatcanIdoforyou?”

“LieutenantDallas,NYPSD.”Sheshowedhimherbadge.“I’dliketotalktoyou.”

“AboutZiegler?Iheardyesterday,whenIcamein.”Hesetthebarinthesafety,slidoutfromunder.

Hehitaboutsixfeet,Evegauged,andmostofit

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muscle.Heworehisstreakedbrownhairinastubofatail.

“Wecantakeitintheprivateclassroom.Nobody’sinthererightnow,andwewon’thavetoyellateachother.”

“Worksforme.”ShespottedPeabody.“Oneminute,that’smypartner.”

“MindifIgetadrink?”Hegesturedtowardthejuicemachineinthecorner.

“Goahead.”

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“Getyousomething?”“No,thanks.”She

signaledtoPeabody,thenmotionedherovertothemachine.“DetectivePeabody,JacobMaddow.GoesbyJuice.We’regoingtotalkinprivate.”

“It’sjustthroughhere.”Heledthemintoaroom

withfrostedglasswallswherethenoiseleveldroppedtoabackbeatmurmur.

“IwanttosayI’msorry

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aboutwhathappenedtoZiegler,butI’mnotgoingtolie.Weweren’tfriends.”

“Whydon’tyoutelluswhereyouweretheeveningbeforelast,fromsayfiveP.M.toseven.”

“Home.Mydayoff,sowedon’tgetasitter.Ihadmykidwhilemywifewasatwork.Shegothomeaboutfive.Weateaboutsix,Iguess,andthenshetookMimiupforabath.Ispent

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thenexttwohoursputtingthistricyclethingtogetherforMimiforChristmas.Itcomescheaperunassembled,butletmetellyou,itain’tworthit.”

“Youdidn’tgetsenttoAC?”

“Lillwould’vesprungforit,butthisclosetoChristmas,Iwanttobehomewithmyfamily.Plus,mywife’spregnant.Sevenmonthsalong.”

“Iheardyou’reoneofthe

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topcompetitorsforthenexttraineroftheyearaward.”

“Igotashot.”Hechuggeddownjuice.“It’dbenice—thecashprize—withanotherkidcomingalong.Anothergirl,”hesaidwithaquicksmile.“I’msurroundedbygirls.”

“IalsoheardyouhadsomewordswithZiegleroveryourfriendRock’ssister.”

“Okay,sure—thatwasawhileback,butsure.Look,

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I’veknownKyriasinceshewasakid.Whenthishappened,shewasbarelylegal,and,okay,sowingsomewild—buthedidn’thaveanybusinesstouchingthat.ButthatwasZiegler.IknowdamnwellhemessedwithherbecauseshewasRock’s.Ididn’tlikehearinghimbragaboutit,soItoldhimtoknockitoff,andIwarnedhimhedidn’twanttheshithewasspreadingtogetbackto

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Rock.”“Andwhenitdid?”“Rockdidwhatany

brotherwoulddo.Hegotinhisfaceaboutit.Andassoonashedid,assoonashedid,Zieglerbackedoff.”

Afteralookofdisgustforthecowardice,Juiceguzzledsomeofhisdrink.“Heshutup,”Juicecontinued,“andheslunkoff.Hewasn’tgoingtoriskapounding.Iknowhespreadsomeshitabout

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Rock’splace,butthatdidn’tmatter.RockHarddoesn’tcatertothesamekindofclientswedohere,sothatwasn’tanyskinoffRock.ButthatwastheonlywayZieglercouldtrytogethisownback,smearingRock’srep.”

“Ifsomebodysmearsmyrep,I’mgoingtowanttogetupintheirface,”Evecommented.

“Itdidn’tmatter.Theguywaslikeagnatbuzzing.You

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justignoreit.ThewayIfigured,eithermeorRockwouldtakethatawardnextspring,andthatwouldpayZieglerback.”

“Hewasfavored.”“Notanymore.”Juice

shookhishead.“Iknowhowthatsounds,butIsaidIwasn’tgoingtolie.Ihatedthesonofabitch.”

Outside,Eveheadedforhercar.“Acompetitormayjustbeagoodanglehere.I’ll

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fillyouinonthethreetopcandidatesIgotfromLillonthewaytoZiegler’sapartment.”

“Didyouseethearmsonthatguy?Andthepecs?”Peabodybundledherselfinthecar.“Iwonderwhathechargesforpersonaltraining.”

“You’vegotaccesstoagymrightatCentral,”Everemindedher.

“Idon’thaveaccessto

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thosearms.”PeabodyglancedbackasEvepulledintotraffic.“Orthosepecs.”

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Evebrokethesealontheapartmentdoor,stepped

inside.Itsmelledofdeathand

sweeperdust.“Logicalplacefortea’s

thekitchen,right?Wheredopeoplekeepincense?”

“Therewasn’tanyinthebedroom,notthatIremember,”Peabodybegan.“Ifheusesitonoff-the-bookorin-homemassages,maybehehassomewithhisgear.”

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“Checkthegear,I’llcheckthekitchen.”

EvemovedintothesmallU-shapedkitchen,gaveitaquickoverview.StandardAutoChef,friggie,compactoven,three-burnerrange,minidishwasher.

NotthatZieglermademuchuseofit,shenoted.Dishes,glasswarepiledinthesink,emptyornear-emptytakeoutboxesscatteredthecounter.Thesweepershad

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takenthelidlesspizzabox,butshecouldn’timaginewhatthatmighttellthem.

Inanycase,theobviousconclusionwas,Zieglerhadbeentoolazyfortherecycler.

Outofcuriosity,sheopenedthefriggie.Energydrinks,litebeer,boxwine,ajugofoneofthosemixedfruitandveggiejuices,asmallcontainerofsoymilk.

ShecheckedthemenuontheAutoChef.Acoupleof

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wholewheatbagels,aveggiepizza,coffee,veggiehash,andtofuturkey.

Notea,shenoted,andturnedtotheshortlineofcupboards.

Soychips,drycerealthatlookedlikebarkandtwigs,somedehydratedberries,severalbottlesofvitaminsandsupplements.Andthreesmallcontainersofleafysubstanceslabeledastea:RelaxationTea,Digestive

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Tea,EnergyTea.Shebaggedthemall.“Coneincense—avariety

pack.”Peabodycameinwithaclearcaseholdingaboutadozencolorfullittlepyramids.“Inhismassagebag.It’sasmartwaytotransportandstore,kindoflikeasmallfishingtacklebox.They’realllabeledbyscent.Noneofthemsaysex-inducing.You’vegotpatchouli,vanilla,lavender

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andsoon.”“Idon’tthinkhe’dlabelit

sex-inducing.I’vegotthreeteas—thelooseleafstufflikeinthebaggie.”Evesteppedoutofthekitchenbump.“We’lltakeanotherpassthroughtheplace.Thesweeperswouldn’thavebeenlookingforanythinglikethis.Thenwe’lltalktoSimaagainbeforewegetthesetothelab.”

“Ifanyofthiscontains

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M

somesortofdate-rapedrug,heprobablyuseditonher,too.Imean,whywouldn’the?”

“Yeah.I’mcountingonit.”

•••

usicplayedatTrina’ssalon,butnotatthe

head-throbbingvolumeofthegym.Hereitprovidedabouncybitofbackground.

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TheplacesmelledalittletoomuchlikeameadowforEve’staste—withafaintunderpinningofchemicals.Godknewwhattheymixedupheretoslatheronyourhair,yourface,andotherpartsoftheanatomy.

Peoplesatinbrightlycoloredchairssippingfizzydrinks,babblingawaywitheachotherorfocusedonprovideddiscs—fashionmags,beautymags,music—

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whiletechsslatheredorsnippedorpainted.Productslinedthewalls.

Fartherback,thinpartitionsofferedsomeprivacyforwhateverthehellwentonbehindthem.Theplacebuzzedwithvoices,littletoolsthatclippedorhummedorbuffed,andchairsbeingliftedorloweredorreclined.

Awomanwithafountainofred-tippedwhitehair

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talkedcheerfullyonanear-linkwhileshetappedatattooedfingeratacalendaronherscreen.

“Isqueezedyouin,Lorinda.Two-fifteen,NewYear’sEve,withMarcus.You’vegothislastblock.Oh,don’tIknowit!We’llseeyouthen.HaveawonderfulChristmas!”

Shetappedherearpiece,beamedatEveandPeabody.“Goodmorning!HowcanI

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helpyoutoday?”“We’relookingforSima

Murtagh.”“Sima’swithaclient,but

she’sgotanopeningat...”Tap,tapwiththefingertattooedwitharedbutterfly.“One-thirty.”

“We’renothereforaservice.”Evedrewoutherbadge.

Thewoman’slime-greeneyeswentwide.“Oh!Oh.You’rehereabout...”Her

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voicedroppedtoawhisper.“Trey.It’sawful,”shesaidinthesamehissywhisper.“Justtragic!Letmejustrunbackandcheckwheresheisonherservice.”

Shehoppedoffthestoolandclickedherwaytothebackonthetoweringheelsofthigh-highredboots.

Evestartedtospeak,thennoticedPeabodywasn’tbesideherbuthadedgedovertoacountertoplaywith

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samples.“Stopit,”Eveordered.“It’sjustsittinghere.”

HurriedlyPeabodyrubbedsomecreamoverherhands.“Anditsmellsreallygood.”

“Tryforsomedignity,”EvemutteredasTrinasweptinfromtheback.

Unlikeherreceptionist,Trinaworeflat-soledshoes—butEvefoundithardtodeemthempracticalasred-nosedreindeerscavortedoverthem.

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“Simaneedsacoupleminutes.She’satacriticalpointoftheservice.Shecantakefivewhenshefinishesapplyingthefullmask.Youshouldcomeback.I’vegotonetreatmentroomopen—we’reslammedwithholidaypartyprep—butwecanuseitforafew.”

“Fine.”Evestartedbackwithher,grabbedPeabodybythearmtomakesureherpartnerdidn’tgobackto

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playingwithsamples.“Youdidn’tmentionZieglerusedpersuadersonwomen.”

“Dowhat?”“Youknow,alittle

somethingintheteatomakeawomanmore...agreeabletohavingsex.”

Trinastoppeddeadinfrontofalineofcushychairswheresomewomenhadtheirfeetinbubblybluewater,othershadthemcoveredwithgreengoo,andstillothershad

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techspaintingtheirtoes.“Iknewit.Iknewit!

Fucker.”“Youknew,butdidn’t

thinkitworthmentioning?”“Ididn’tknowknowit,

butIknewit.Fucker,”sherepeated,angrycolorrisingupinherhigh-planedcheeksasshestompedofftowardadoorinherreindeerbooties.

Insideshepacedaroundapaddedtable,passedshinysilvercountersholdingwhat

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lookedtoEvelikedevicesoftorture.

“Youcan’tsayshitlikethatifyoudon’tabsolutelyknow.ButIknew.Inmygut.”

Shethrewupherhands,stillpacingsotheredlab-stylecoatsheworeoverablackskinsuitflapped.

“ItoldyouI’vehadsomewomeninmychairwho’dsleptwithhim,andsomeofthemsaidhowtheydidn’t

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planonit,buthowtheyjustgottheurgeduringasession—alwaysahomesession.Massageorpersonaltraining.”

“Names.”NowTrinastoppedinher

tracks.“Comeon,Dallas,myclientshavetoknowIwon’tmouthoffabouttheirpersonalbusiness.Theyhavetotrustme.”

“It’smurder,Trina,andgettingdosedisahellofa

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motiveforit.”“Christ!Noneofmy

clientskilledtheslimybastard.”Shekickedacabinet,asentimentandtemperrelieverEveunderstood.“Fine,fine.Fuck.I’llgiveyouthenames,butyougottaletmecontactthemfirst,givethemaheads-up.Ineedtomakeitrightwiththem.”

“Nodetails,Trina.Youcantellthemthecopsforced

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youtogivetheirnamesaspartoftheinvestigation,butthat’sit.”

“Damnit.Damnit.Iwishhewasn’tdeadsoIcouldpeeltheskinoffhisballs.Sima.Motherfucker!Heprobablyusedsomethingonher,too.”

EvenasshespokeSimapokedherheadinthedoor.“I’mreallysorry.Icouldn’tleavemyclientuntilI’dfinishedtheapplication.”She

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camein,closedthedoorbehindher,thentwistedherhandstogether.“DoyouknowwhokilledTrey?”

“Theinvestigation’songoing.Sima,doyouknowwhereTreygothistea?”

“Tea?Oh,youmeantheherbals.Gosh,Ireallydon’t.Heboughtitloose,anditcameinlittlebags.FirsttimeIthoughttheywereillegals,maybeZonerorsomething—andIwasreallysurprised

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becausehe’ssocarefulaboutwhatgoesintohisbody,youknow?Buthesaidtheywerespecialtyherbals,justanicelittleperkforclientsbeforeamassageorafteraworkout.Hedidn’tevenchargeextra.”

“Andtheincense?”“Idon’tknow.Hehardly

everburneditathome.Itwasforclientsagain.Youknow,aromatherapy.”

“Heusedathome,withyou?”

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“Afewtimes.”“Didheevermakeyou

tea?”“Sure,afewtimes.To

helpmerelaxafteratoughday.Theteaandincense,andashouldermassage.”Tearsshimmered.“Hecouldbesosweetthatwaywhenhewantedto.”

Outofthecornerofhereye,EvesawTrinasetherteeth,turnaway—andsawPeabodygiveherarmarub.

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“Letmeaskyou,Sima,andIneedyoutobesquarewithme.Whenhemadethetea,littheincense,didyouhavesexwithhim?”

“Well...Iguess.”Shefrownedalittle,flushedalittle.“Yeah,Iguess.I’dgetrelaxed,youknow.”

“Afterahardday,”Evecontinued.“Soyoumaybeweren’tfeelingmuchlikehavingsex...untilyougotrelaxed.”

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“Sometimesyou’reonyourfeetforlikeeighthours,hardlyabreak.Itjustcangothatway,andthat’sgoodbecauseitmeanspeopleaskforyouespecially.Butwhenyougethome,maybeyoujustwanttositdown,watchsomescreen,maybegotobed—tosleepImean—alittleearly.”

“Sure,Iknowhowitgoes.”

“Everybodydoes,right?Well,mostly.Trey,Iswear,

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hecouldwanttodoittwiceadayeveryday.”

“Soyoumaybejustwantedtokickback,watchsomescreen,andhewantedsex.”

“Hewasn’tpushyaboutit.IfItoldhimIwasreallytiredorwhatever,hewasokaywithit.”

“He’dmakeyousometea,torelaxyou.”

“Yeah.Anditdid,andI’dstartgettinginthemoodafter

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all.”“Sima,I’vetakena

statementfromoneofhisclients,onewhowasn’tinthemood,either,untilhemadehertea.”Evewaitedamomenttoletitsinkin—sawitdidn’t.“It’sprettycleartherearegoingtobemore.”

“Idon’tunderstand.”“We’retakingtheteainto

thelabfortesting,andIbelievethey’llfindsomeformofdate-rapedruginthe

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mix.”“No,no,hewouldn’tdo

that.HolyGod!You’rewrong.Trina.”

“Youthinkaboutit,Sim.Think,”Trinainsisted.“Didheevermakeyouthedamnteawhenyoualreadywantedtohavesex,orafteryouhadsex?Orinthemorningbeforeyoubothleftforwork,oranygoddamntimeyoudidn’thavesexafterdrinkingit?”

“I...He...”Hereyes

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filled.“No.But—whywouldhedothat?Whywouldhedothattome?Hedidn’thavetodothattome.Imeansometimesyoujustwanttosleeporjustcuddle.Don’tyou?”

“Sureyoudo,honey.Sure.”Trinawentover,huggedSimaclose.“It’snotonyou,anddon’tyouthinkthat.It’snotonyou,andit’snotaboutsex.”

“But—”

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“It’sabouthimwantingtomakeyoudosomethingyoudidn’twantto,sohecouldfeellikeabigman.Anybodywhodoesthatissmall.”

“Icaredabouthim.Ithoughthecaredaboutme.”

“Henevercaredaboutanybodybuthimself.”OverSima’shead,Trina’seyesmetEve’sfiercely.“Andthat’snotonyou,either.”

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RunthenamesTrinagaveus,”

Evesaidastheystartedbacktothecar.

“Onit.Itreallyflattenedher.”PeabodypulledoutherPPCtobegintherunswhenshegotintothecar.“Imagineit.Imaginefindingoutsomeoneyouthoughtcaredaboutyou,someoneyoulivedwith,sleptwith,slippedyouasexdrug.Ifhedid.We’renotahundredpercentsure.”

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“I’msureenough.Profileit,Peabody.Everythingweknowaboutthevic.Ishethekindofguywhomakesteaforhisgirlfriendwhenshe’stootiredforsex?”

“Probablynot,no.”“Andthen,coincidentally,

onceshedrinksthetea,she’s,bang,inthemoodtodoitafterall?Ifthat’sstraighttea,I’lleattheleavesdry.”

“It’srape.”PeabodyscowledatherPPCasshe

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worked.“Ifwe’reright,andIthinkweare,it’srape.It’snodifferentthanholdingaknifetoherthroat.Ittakeschoiceaway.”

“That’sexactlyright.”“Itwasbadenoughwhen

hewasjustanasshole.”“Whateverhewas,he’s

dead.Wedothejob.Wecanthinkit’stoodamnbadTrinadidn’tgetachancetoskinhisballs,butwedothejob.”

Sheansweredthein-dash

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’linkwhenitsignaled,watchedMiracomeonscreen.

She’sdonesomethingdifferentwithherhair,Evethought.Whatdidtheycallthatsleeksortofcurve.Abob?Whydidtheycallitabob?Whatkindofnamewasbobforhair?

“Eve.I’vereadthereportyousent.Iactuallyhaveafairlylightmorning,soIcancertainlymeetwithyou.”

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“Great.I’vegotanotherstoptomake,butI’mnotsurehowlongit’sgoingtotake.”

“Ifyoucanbehereinanhour,Ihavetime.Ifnot,Ihavetime,abit,laterthisafternoon.”

“I’llmakeitinanhour,thanks.”

“Hey,Dr.Mira.”Peabodyangledover.“Ireallylikeyourhair.”

“Oh,thanks.”Aswomendid,Mirafluffedatit.“Not

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toosevere?”“Totallyno.”“Iwantedachange,soI’ll

livewithitafewdays.I’llseeyouinanhour,Eve.Ihaveasessionabouttostart.”

“I’llbethere.Thanks.”Evesignedoffasshe

huntedforparking.“Whydowomenalwayswanttochangetheirhair?Iftheylikeditoneway,whychangeittoanotherway?”

“Forfun.Orjusttomix

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thingsup.Youchangeyourshoesoryourjacketorwhateverallthetime.”

“They’renotattachedtome.”

“Sochangingyourhairmakesitevenmoreaboutyou,thewayIseeit.”Peabodytwistedalockofhairthatpokedoutfromhercap.“IthinkI’mgoingtotrysomethingdifferentfortheholidays.Ishould’vetalkedtoTrina.”

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“Ishouldn’thavebroughtitup,”Evedecided,pullingintoaslot.“We’lltakeSchubert’shairtoHarvo.”

“TheQueenofHairandFiber.”

“Yeah,her.Justgiveittoher,askhertogetustheresultsassoonasshecan,thenwe’llgetDickheadtomakesometea.”

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Holidayfeverhadinfectedthe

labwithcoloredlightsandatree—twicethesizeofthepunyreject

inHomicide—decoratedwithevidencebags,brushes,tweezers,andothersweepertools.

ButthecenterpiecewasafatSantadressedlikeasweepertotingabannerthatread:

CSISANTAKNOWS

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WHENYOU’VEBEENBAD!

ItkindofgaveEvethecreeps.

Butthen,sodidDickBerenski.

Still,shecartedhergiftbagtowardhislongcounterwherehesatonhisrollingstool.Hisspideryfingersswitchedbetweentwocomputers.Hesportedahalf-assedgoatee—thatwasnew.

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Thepointytriangleonhischin,thesparcehairabovehisupperlipmadeherthinkofgraffitidrawninexpertlyonanegg.

Shesetthegiftbagonhiscounter.“MerryChristmas.”

Hepausedinhiswork,gaveherthenPeabodyawarylookbeforereachingintothebag.

Surprisefloodedhisface,thendelight—demonstratedbytheshiftinthepoorexcuse

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foramustachewhenhisskinnylipscurved.

Thenwitheyesdartingleft,right,heshovedthebottlebackintothebag,shovedthebagintooneofthedrawersofhisworkstation.

“Thanks.”Evewiggledfingersat

Peabody,wholinedupevidencebagsonthecounter.

“What’sthis?”Berenskidemanded.

“That’swhatIneedyou

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totellme.Now.”“Youwantmetodoan

analysisonallthis,rightnow?”Heswepthisarmoverhisworkstation.“Can’tyouseeIgotworkgoinghere?”

“Thisiswork,too.Wehadsamplessentinalready.”

“Lowpriority.”“Nowit’shighpriority.

Startwiththis.”ShepushedthetealabeledRelaxationtowardhim.“Thatmightbeenoughforrightnow.If

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you’resobusy,delegate.Howlongdoesittaketoanalyzesometealeaves?”

“Getinline.We’llgettoitwhenwegettoit.”

Sayingnothing,Evetappedthedrawerwherehe’dhiddenthescotch.

Heradiatedinsult.“Thatwasagift.”

“Yeah,andifyoueverwantanothergift,you’llanalyzethisevidence.”

MaybeSummerset

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couldn’tbebought,shethought,butsheknewdamnwellDickheadcould.

“I’mdoingyouafavor.”Hepointedoneofhislong,skinnyfingersather.

“Okay.”Hesnatchedupthetea,

didafastrolltotheotherendofhiscounter,mutteringalltheway.

Satisfied,Evesaidnothing,leanedonhersideofthecounter.Shewatchedhim

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pullonthingloves,opentheevidencebag,unstopthecontainer.

Hetookasniffofit,frowned.“Chamomileandlavendershit.”

Hetooktweezersoutofatray,transferredsomeoftheleavesintoatube,putthetubeinaslotofasmallmachineonthecounter.Herepeatedtheprocess,thistimeaddingliquidtothetubewithaneye-dropper.

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“Whyareyoudoingthat?”

“DoItellyouhowtodoyourjob?”

Eveonlyshruggedashegavehertheevileye,thenwentbacktowork.

Heloweredaclearlidoverthetubes,ranthoseskinnyfingersoveracontrolpanel.Themachinebegantohum,andEve,stillleaningonthecounter,feltitvibrate.

Curious,shepushedoff

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thecounter,intendingtowalkdownforacloserlook.

“LieutenantDallas,DetectivePeabody.”

Dr.GarnetDeWinter,thenewforensicanthropologist,sweptup.Sheworeahotpinklabcoatoverapink-and-greenstripeddressthatmoldedhertall,curvybody.She’dslickedherhairbackintosomesortofsleektwistthatmadeherexoticeyesdominatethesharp-featured

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face.Hergreen,ice-pickheels

sportedtinypinkbowsattheanklestraps.

“Dr.DeWinter.”“Someonemustbedead.”“Someonealwaysis.”“That’strue,isn’tit?Oh,

well,itkeepsusbusy.Richard,Ijustwantedtocomedownandthankyouforgettingthatreporttomesoquicklythismorning.”

Richard?Evethought,

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andwatchedBerenskipreen.“Noproblem,Doc.We’re

onthesameteam.”“Yes,weare.”Shemoved

down,laidahandonhisshoulder,studiedthecomputerscreenalongwithhim.“Chamomile,lavender,valerian.Tea?Asoother?”

“Sofar.”Stuffingherhandsinher

pockets—nowayshewastouchingDickhead—Evemoveddownthecounterto

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readthescreenherself.“What’sthat?”she

demandedwithalong,unpronounceableelementscrolledon.

“Holdon,”Berenskimurmured,thennoddedasasecond,thenathirdelementpoppedup.

“Thosesureashellaren’therbs.That’saRohypnol-bremelanotidecompound.Eroticawithatwist.It’sasexdrug.”

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DeWinterglancedoveratEve.“Thecombinationwouldstimulatethesexualdrive,yes,andpotentiallylowerinhibitions.Theteaisarelaxationblend,andwouldmaskthechemicals,addtothelackofinhibitionandcertainlyincreasesexdrive.”

“Yourvicdidn’thaveanyofthisinhim,”Berenskitoldher.“Isawhistoxscreen,anditwasclean.”

“No,hedidn’tdrinkit.He

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useditonwomen.”“Whatyou’vegothereis

likeasupersoother,andit’slacedwithillegals.Sortofamilddate-rapedrug.”

Evescorchedhimwithalook.“Nothing’smildaboutrape.”

“Don’tgettwisted.Iain’tsayingthat.I’msayingtheproduct’sonthemildside.It’snotlikewhoreorrabbit,andtheuser’slikelytofeelrelaxedinsteadofjumpyafter

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thejob’sdone.Itdon’tmakeitlegal,anditsuredon’tmakeitright.Yourvicwasanassholeifheusedthiswithouttellingthewomenwhatitwas.”

“Nomemorylosswiththis,”DeWinteradded.“Nowildupanddownsordesperation.Butcomplianceandescalatedsexualdesire.Hisvictims,asthat’sjustwhattheywere,wouldlikelyhavethoughtthemselves

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agreeable,evenpleased.Afterward,againdependingonthecircumstances,theremayhavebeensomeregretorembarrassment.”

“Heusedthese,too.”EvegesturedforPeabodytoputtheincensecaseonthecounter.“Incombination.”

“I’llcheckthemout.Youwanttheotherteasanalyzed?”

“Yeah,dothewholelot,butIthinkwehitthemother

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lode.Appreciatethequickwork,”sheadded,andturnedtogo.

DeWinterfellintostepbesideher.Evesparedheralook.

“Richard?”“Itmakeshimfeel

special,andbymakinghimfeelspecialIoftengetmysamplesandspecimensmovedtotheheadofhislist.Isheabitofadick?”DeWintersaidwithahintof

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asmile.“Absolutely.Buthe’salsoexcellentathiswork.”

“Ijustbribehim.”“Alsoaviableoption.I

wantedtosayI’mlookingforwardtoyourparty.Li’sbringingme.”

“Morris?YouandMorris?”

“Yes—andno,sodon’tlooksoappalled.Wehavethedead,anappreciationofmusic,andabsolutelynointerestinarelationshipin

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common.Soit’sniceforbothofustohaveadateforyourparty.So,I’llseebothofyouthen.”

“Itisnice,”Peabodysaidastheyheadedout.“It’snicethatMorrishassomeonetohangoutwith.He’sasociableguy.”

“Maybe.”EvehadyettomakeuphermindaboutDeWinter.

Evepushedthroughthedoor.“Iwantyoutostarton

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Trina’slist,starttalkingtothesewomen.AnyoneofthemadmitstodrinkingZiegler’stea,giveherthedetails,andgetafullstatement.Pressthemoneyangle,too.Let’sfindoutwhogavehimcashandwhy.Getafeelforthem,Peabody.”

“Becauseoneofthemmight’vekilledhim.”

“Getstarted.I’vegottogettoCentral,meetwithMira.I’lltagyouassoonas

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I’mdone,catchupwithyou.”“I’vegotthis,Dallas.I’ll

bethesympatheticcop—becauseIdosympathize.Icanusuallygetmorethatwaythangoingintough.”

“Isthatthefly,sugar,vinegardeal?”

“Yeah,Iguessitis.”“Istilldon’tgetit,”Eve

saidandstrodetohercar.

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Mira’sadminofferedsilenceandafrostystare

whenEvewalkedintoMira’souteroffice.Evewonderedifsheshould’vegrabbedanotheroneofthosehandygiftbags,butthewomanwiththeicyeyestappedherinteroffice’link.

“LieutenantDallasishere.Ofcourse.”Shetappeditagain.“Youcangoin.”

“Thanks.”Eveopenedthedoor,walkedin.“Your

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admin’spissedIwentaroundher.”

Miraglancedupfromtheworkonherdesk,smiledalittle.“She’sprotective.ButIdohavesomefreetimethismorning,andIdoenjoyconsultingonyourcases.”Sherose.“Tea?”

“Definitelynot,butthat’ssomethingIwanttodiscusswithyou.”

“Tea?”MirasaidagainassheturnedtoherAutoChef.

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“Yeah.TurnsoutZieglermixedalow-gradedate-rapedrugwithloosetea,breweditupwhenhegottheurge.”

Eveflippedouthernotebook.“ARohypnol-bremelanotidecombomixedwithchamomile,lavender,andvalerian.DickheadcalleditEroticawithatwist.”

“Isee.”Miraprogrammedonecupoftheflower-smellingteasheliked.“I’mnotsurprisedtolearnthat.”

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“Because?”“Sit,”Mirainvited,

bringingherteaovertooneofherprettybluescoopchairs.

Theysuitedher—elegantandfunctional.Asthesoftcoralofherdress,theslightlyboldercolorofherankle-breakingheels,theunderstatedbutexcellentjewelrysuitedthedepartment’stopshrinkandprofiler.

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“Hewasanarcissist,”Mirabegan.“Extremelyself-focused.Hischoiceofcareer,andapparentskillatit,providedaservicetoothers,butputhimincontrolofthem,physicallyandemotionally.Evenspirituallyforsomewhoconsidertheirphysicalregimenakindofreligion.Italsoputhiminthespotlight.”

“Yeah,Igetthat.Addthephotos—ofhimself—inthe

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apartment,themirrors,theclothes,thereallyextensivecollectionofhairandbodyproducts.Hecould’veopenedhisownstorethere.Ialsogetsomepeoplecanself-focus,canindulgethemselveswithoutbeingnarcissists.Orrapists.”

“Rapists.”Mirasippedhertea.“Tellmeaboutthat.”

“Oneofthewomenwhosleptwithhim—married,aclient—describedthe

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experience.”ShelaidoutMartella

Schubert’sstatement,hersuspicions,andthediscoveryofthetea.

“Helacedteatogainthiswoman’s—andyoubelieveotherwomen’s—acquiescenceforsex.Teaheservedthemasifakindofromanticgesture.”

“Exactly.Heevenuseditonhisformerlive-ingirlfriendwhenshewasn’tin

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themood.”“Hewouldn’thaveseenit

asrape.”“Thatdoesn’tchangethe

fact.”“No,buthewould’ve

seenitasakindofseduction.Settingthescene.Anditagain,puthimincontrol,physicallyandemotionally.Tothismansexwasanotheractofbeingadmired,avalidationofhisprowess,hisphysicalappearance,his

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body.Hegavethemaservice,he’dthink.Hegiftedthemwithhisskill.Andaswithhisotherskills,whyshouldn’thebepaidforit?Anarcissist,asexaddictwithsociopathictendencies.”

“Nofriends,”Eveadded.“Coworkerswhocouldrespecthisskill,butonlytoleratedhimatbest.Allthatmoneyinhislocker.”

“Hissecret.Bankingorinvestingmoneyisso

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ordinary,isn’tit?Hewasextraordinary.Andwhyshouldhemakeanefforttobefriendlywithcoworkerswhenhewassoobviouslysuperior?”

“Toospecial,toosuperiortogothroughtrainingandchannelsandgetalicenseforsex.”

“Whytrainforsomethingheexcelledat?Bescreenedbysomebureaucracy?Alicense?Fartooregimented.”

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“Anditcosts.Wordis—andit’sbearingout—hewascheapwitheverythingbuthimself.Hedealtincash,cashonly.Unreportedcash.AndIthinkgreedyenoughtoresorttoblackmail.”

“Oh,absolutely,thoughagainhewouldn’thaveconsidereditblackmail.Theexchangeofpayforaservice.”

Mirasippedhertea,recrossedherveryfinelegs.

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“Inhismind,hedeserveditall,andmore.Ibelievehe’dhaveescalated—sexandmoney—ashewenton.Theuseoftheillegalscertainlydemonstrateshisdrivingneedtohaveexactlywhathewanted,tocontrolthewomenheselected.Theynotonlysuccumbedtohisallure—inhismind—butpaidfortheprivilege.Everysuccesswouldreinforcehisself-belief,andhewouldhave

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wantedmore.”“Theawards—the

trophies—theyplayedin.”“Reinforcingagainhe

wasspecial,abovetherest.You’reapproachingthisfromadifferentangle,”Miracommented.“Aprofileofyourvictimratherthanthekiller.”

“ThemoreIlearnabouthim,themoreit’sclearprettymuchanyonewhoknewhimcould’vedoneit.Temper,

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payback,anargumentoversex,blackmail,acompetition,aclient.Ithinkthemurderitselfwasamomentoffury,impulse,buttherest...”

“Cold,calculated.Stillangry.Howcouldyoudriveaknifeintoadeadmanunlesstherewasanger?Themessageleft?Aninsult.Abrutalsortofsarcasm.”

“Adefinitefuck-you.”“Precisely.Theangerwas

personalandintense,but

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controlled.Absoluterage?You’dexpectmoreviolence.AndIagreewithyourconclusioninyourreportthatheknewhiskiller,hadnofear,notimetodefend.Hewasaverystrongandfitindividual.Buttherewerenosignsofstruggle,nooffensiveordefensivewoundsonthebody,justthekillingblowsandthepostmortemstabwound.Andnothingtaken?”

“Notthattheex-girlfriend

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knew.Plentyofeasymoneyinelectronicsandjewelry,sonotrobbery,no.Ican’tknowifthekillergavehimsomethingtheexdidn’tknowabout,thentookit.Jewelryagainormorecash.Buthewaspackingtogooutoftown,andletthispersonintheapartment,andbytheevidenceatthescene,letthispersonintothebedroom.”

“Hewasfullydressedwhenkilled.”

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“Dressed,yeah.Thebloodspatteronthesweaterfromtheheadwound.Idon’tthinkthekillercameforsex,orZieglerwaslookingforsex.HeshouldhaveleftforACaboutthirtyminutesafterTOD,andhewasn’tfullypacked.”

“Areyouthinkingoneofthewomenherapedlearnedwhathe’ddone?”

“I’vegotPeabodytalkingtoashortlistrightnow.

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Couldbethat.Couldbeahusband,aboyfriend,especiallysinceyousayhewouldn’thaveconsidereditrape,wouldn’tseethewronginit.”

“More,thewronginitwouldn’thavematteredtohim.”

“Right.Oritcould’vebeenacompetitor,”Eveadded.“I’vegotoneguyIneedtotalkto.Oneofthetopcompetitorsforthestupid

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award—andZieglerhadsexwithhisbarelyofage,impairedatthetime,sister.”

“Again,I’mgoingtoagreewithyou.Anyoneofthosetypescouldhavekilledhiminthisway,atthistime.Thatisn’tagreatdealofhelp.”

“IthelpsthatIdon’tleantooheavyonitbeingawoman.Thebedroomasthekillingfield.Itleanedwomantome.Thekillerwasabout

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thesameheight,butevenashorterwomaninheelswouldfillthebill.Butthewayyou’veprofiledhim,Icanseehimlettingsomeannoyedguybacktherewhilehepacked.It’slikeanotherslap,isn’tit?I’mbusy,gotplacestogo.Youcanhaveacoupleminutesofmyvaluabletime.”

“Hemusthavebeenaninfuriatingindividual.Yetheaccumulatedclients,and

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short-termgirlfriends.Heknewhowtobecharmingandattentive.Mostnarcissistscanbe,particularlyifitgainsthemadmirationandattention.”

“Hegotplentyofboth.Themurderweapon.It’sprobablyanimpulse—somethingrightathand—butyoucan’tmisstheirony.

“Thanksforsqueezingmein.I’dbettergocatchupwithPeabody.”

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“DennisandIarereallylookingforwardtotomorrownight.It’soneofthehighlightsofourholidayseason.”

“Really?”“YouandRoarkethrowa

marvelousparty,Eve,inyourgorgeoushome.Andtherearealwayssomanypeoplethereweenjoy.Ialsoknowthatwhileatleastpartofyouwouldbethrillednevertohostorattendanotherpartyin

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yourlifetime,you’llenjoyit,too.”

“Ihadtomakeadealwiththedevilandagreetohelpwiththeprep.”

Miralaughed.“NotRoarke—Summerset.”

“That’swhyyou’retheheadshrinkaroundhere.Yeah.”Shepushedtoherfeet.“Asiftheyneedmetotellsomebodywheretoputapotofflowersorwhatever.”

“I’msureSummerset

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E

couldrunthepreparationsseamlessly.But,Eve,yourparticipationisvalued.”

“Yeah?Let’shearhimsaythatafterIscrewitup.”

•••

vecaughtupwithPeabodyonthecorner

ofWestTwelfthandBroadwayaftersqueezinghercarintoaskinny,overpricedlotacoupleblocksnorth.The

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walkthroughthebriskwinterairgaveheralittlemoretimetothink.

“Howmanydidyoutalkto?”Eveasked.

“Thefirstthree,soonlyonemoreonTrina’shotlist.Butthere’sstillmoreontheoverallclientlist.”

“We’lltalktothelastonTrina’s,thenhuntupRockBritton.He’sprobablyathisgym,andit’snotthatfar.”

“Okay.Oh,look,there’sa

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cart.Wecouldgrabacoupleofdogs,andIcouldfillyouinbeforewetalktothelastwoman.KiraRobbins.”

“You’rethinkingaboutfillingyourstomachmorethanfillingmein.”

“Twobirds,onedog.Each.”

Amused,Eveheadedforthecart.“Stillshort,right?”

“Justtillpayday.Westartedthissavingsprogram—McNabandme.We’ve

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almostgotenoughputawaytogivetoRoarke.”

Evestoppedatthecart.“WhywouldyougivemoneytoRoarke?Healreadyhasalmostallthemoneyinalltheknownuniverse.”

“Toinvestforus.Hesaidhewould,andwhowouldyoutrustmoretodothatthanRoarke,whohasalmostallthemoneyinalltheknownuniverse?”

“Goodpoint.”Sheheld

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uptwofingersatthecartoperator.“Loaded,”sheadded.“Andsmart,”sheaddedforPeabody.

“Wefigured,inacoupleyearsmaybewecouldbuyaplace.That’sakindofinvestmentfromaninvestment,soweputsomeawayeachpayday,andit’slikegone.”Sheswipedherpalmstogether.“Imeanit’ssomethingweagreednottodigoutexceptfor

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emergencies.NotforChristmaspresentsandgoingtothevidsandstufflikethat.”

“That’spretty...adult.”“Iknow!It’salittle

scary.”“TubeofPepsi,”Evetold

thevendor,glancedatPeabody.

“Ialreadyhadafizzy.Damn.MakemineaDietPepsi.”

“Okay.”Withthedogsin

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hand,EveturnedbacktoPeabody.“Report,”shesaidandtookherfirstbite.

“LouanneParsons,”Peabodybeganastheystartedtowalk.“Itappedheratwork.SheandafriendownagiftboutiqueinSoHo,notthatIcouldaffordanythinginthere.Anyway,shedenied,initially,anysortofsexualencounterwiththevic.She’sinalong-termmonogamousrelationship.Butwithalittle

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prodding,sheadmittedtoit.Onetime,shesaid.Justonetime.She’dhurthershoulder,andZieglercameovertodoamassage.”

“Withtea.”“Yougotit.Longand

short,whenIfilledherin,shedidn’tgetmad,shestartedtocry.Justsatthere,tearsstreaming.Shedidn’tstrikeme,Dallas.Ididn’tgetthetiniestbuzzfromher.”

“Alibi?”

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“Attheboutiqueuntilfive,bothherpartnerandaclerkverified.Saysshewenthome,boyfriendgothomefromworkaroundfive-thirty,andtheystayedhomeuntileight.Wentout,metfriendsfordinner.Shesaidshewasgoingtotellherboyfriend,allofit,anddidn’tknowwhathe’dthinkordo.They’vebeentogethersixyears.SheaskedifI’dgivehertimetodothatbeforewetoldhim.”

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“We’lltoggleherdownfornow,andtakeapassattheboyfriend.Maybehefoundout,tookcareofZieglerhimself.Next?”

“TeeraBlankhead.Onhersecondmarriage,moneyonbothsides.BigconvertedloftinGreenwichVillage.Threekids.Onefromhisfirst,onefromherfirst,onetogether.Sheadmittedit,waspissy.Whatthehellbusinesswasitofmine?Shewentoutof

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orbitwhenItoldherthedetails.Cried,too,butshewasragingwhileshecried.”

Peabodytookanotherbiteofhersoydog.“Man,whyarestreetdogssogood?Anyway,Blankheadhasaprettysweetgyminherhouse,thoughshegoestothefitnesscentertwiceaweek.ShehadZieglercomeover,twiceamonthforapersonalsession.Hehadtheteaiced,calleditanenergy/detox

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blend.Theyendedupfinishingthesessionbydoingitonheryogamat.Saidshewaspissedatherselfafter,thatsheandherfirsthusbandhadbothcheated,andshe’dgoneintothissecondmarriagepromisingherselfshewouldn’t,nomatterwhat.Shestoppedthepersonalsessionsafterthat,andkeptittothefitnesscenter.”

Peabodysuckeddownsoda.“Shehasatemper,and

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she’stall—aboutyourheight—strong.Shewasbelievable,butIcouldseeherpickingupabluntobjectandbashingZieglerinarage.”

“Whereabouts?”“Charitylunchdealuntil

aboutthree.Shesayssheoptedtowalkhome,didsomewindow-shopping.Oldertwokidshadafter-schoolactivities,husbanddinnerandabasketballgamewithacouplefriends,andthenanny

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hadtheyoungestataholidayparty.Shewasaloneathomeuntilafterseven,whenthekidsstartedcomingin.”

“Thenwekeepherhighonthelistfornow.”

Peabodystoppedinfrontofatrim,whitewashedbuilding.“Robbinsliveshere.Forty-two,currentlysingle.Twopreviouscohabs,nomarriages.She’sawriter.Fashionblogsandbooks.Shehastheentirefifth—top—

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floorofthebuilding.Ifoundanarticleonher,”Peabodyexplainedastheywalkedtotheentrance.

Thebuildingdidn’tboastadoorman,butitdidincludedoorandlobbysecurity.AttheswipeofEve’smaster,acomputerizedvoicerequestedherbadgenumberforverification.Onceshe’dgivenit,thesametinnyvoiceaskedthenatureofherbusiness.

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“Itshouldn’tbeanyofyours,”Eveshotback.“Policebusiness.We’reheretospeakwithKiraRobbins.”

Thankyouforyourcooperation.Ms.Robbinswillbenotifiedofyourvisit.Pleasewait.

“Itjustpissesmeoffonprinciple,”Evesaid,movingacrossthepolishedconcretefloortothepolishedsilverof

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theelevator.“Havingabunchofchipsandcircuitstellmewhattodo.”

Shejammedtheupbutton,scowledwhenthevoicesaid:

Onemomentplease.Ms.Robbinsrequeststhenatureofyourbusiness.

“YoucantellMs.Robbinsthatifshedoesn’tengagethiselevator,we’ll

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comebackwithawarrantandalotmorecops.”

Thankyou.Yourmessagewillberelayed.

“FuckingA,”Evereplied,butsecondslater,theelevatordooropened.Inside,beforeshecouldorderthefifthfloor,thevoicespokeagain.

ThiscarwillnowtakeyoudirectlytoMs.Robbins’s

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residence,wheresheisexpectingyou.Pleaseenjoyyourvisitandtherestofyourday.

“GoodGod,dotheyevershutup?”Evewonderedastheelevatorsmoothlyrose.“Idon’tgetwhypeopletellyoutoenjoyyourday,muchlessmachines.Iftheydon’tknowyou,whatthehelldotheycare?”

“Nomanisanisland?”

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Peabodysuggested.“Whywouldanybodysay

that?Anisland’sascoopoflandfloatingaroundonabunchofwater.”

“Ithinkitmeans—nevermind,”Peabodydecidedasthedoorsopenedontoawidefoyerwithabunchoftallpottedtrees.

KiraRobbinsstoodbetweentwofloweringtrees,awaterfallofblondhairspillingovertheshouldersof

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ashort,snugreddress.Sheworematchingheelsandlipsandacuriouslookinslantedblueeyes.

“Ihonestlythoughtitwasajoke,butyouarethecops.Iknowyou,”shesaid,pointingafingerwithaglossyrednailatEve.“EveDallas.Roarke’sinamorata,andtopcopofIcovefame.AndDeliaPeabody.MyGod,”shecontinued,movingtowardEve,“that’safabulouscoat.

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Justfabulous.Italianleather,slightlymasculinecut,whichonlymakesitmorefemaleonyou.Andpowerful.AndIlovetheboots.WouldyoumindifIgotapicture?‘LieutenantDallas,FashionableCop.’Agreatarticlefortomorrow’sblog.”

“Yes.I’dmind.We’rehereonofficialbusiness.Wehavesomequestions.”

“I’malwaysonofficialbusiness.Andspeakingof

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boots.”ShesmileddownatPeabody’s.“Thoseareadorable.Well,comein.Wecanhaveadrinkandgetdowntobusiness,whateveritmightbe.”

Sheturnedintoalargeopenareawithwindowsoverlookingdowntown—andatallholidaypinedecoratedingoldandsilverinthecenter.

Alow-profilesofainabuffcolorwasmountedwith

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bold,floralpillows.Itfacedasmallarchedfireplace.Glossyblacktablestoppedwithbrightwhitelampswithblueshadesflankedfloral-printchairs—withbuff-coloredpillows.

“Sowhatwillitbe?”“Answers,”Evetoldher.“Imeanttodrink.”

Robbinsheadedtowardahigh-glossblackbar.“Ifeellikesomefizzylemon.”

“We’refine.You’re

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acquaintedwithTreyZiegler?”

“Trey,ofcourse.”Robbinsopenedthesmall,built-infriggie,tookoutatallbottle.“Iheardaboutwhathappenedtohimlastnight,andmorewhenIwenttothegymthismorning.It’sterrible,ofcourse.Hewasaterrifictrainer.butIdidn’texpecttohavethecopscometomydooraboutit.”

Sheploppediceinalong,

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slimglass,pouredthelemondrinkoverit.“Sure?”

Eveonlyshookherhead.“Youdon’tseemtoobrokenupaboutit.”

“WhywouldIbe?Hewasaterrifictrainer,butthereareothers.Andhewaskindofashitotherwise.”Shecarriedherdrinktothesofa,satdown,leanedback.“Haveaseat.”

“Youdidn’tlikehim?”“Personally?Notreally.

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Hewasgreattolookat.Imeanthatbodywasakiller.AndheknewhowtoworkmesoIkeptmineinshape.Buthewassmug,arrogant,andnotterriblysmart.”

“Butyousleptwithhimanyway.”

Robbinsloweredtheglassshe’dstartedtobringtoherlips.Hervoicewentascoldastheiceinherglass.“Whatdoesthathavetodowithanything?”

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“Sexcanoftenleadtomurder.”

“Isthatso?Ihadn’tthoughtofit.Forme,itgenerallyleadstorelease,orwhat’sthepoint.AmIactuallyasuspect?Seriously?BecauseIsleptwithhimonce,againstmybetterjudgment,I’lladd.Idon’tknowwhatthehellIwasthinking.”

“Daybeforeyesterday,betweenfiveP.M.andseven.

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Wherewereyou?”“Here,working.I’m

nearlyfinishedwithanewbook,andIhavetheblog.I’vebeenputtinginalotofdayhoursonbothasIspendmosteveningsout.Holidayparties,events—they’remyfodder.”

“Alone?”“Yes,alone.”She

gestured.“Iprefertoworkalone,withoutdistractions.Ihaveanassistant,butI’vegot

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heroutmostdaysrightnow,scoutingthestoresandboutiques,sendingmepictures.”

Shedranknow.“God.I’msupposedtohaveanalibi.IhaveaJanuaryonedeadlineonthebookIwanttomeet,thenI’mgoingtoMilanandParis,doingcoverageofspringtrends.Ididn’tkillamanbecauseIwasstupidenoughtohavesexwithhim.Itwasgoodsex,forthat

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matter.Eventhoughhe’snotmytype.Hewasanasshole—onapersonalscale,Imean.”

“Howmuchdidyoupayhim?”

Robbinshissedthroughherteeth,“Whatthehell?Igavehimfivethousand.Hedidn’tcomeoutandsay—exactly—thatsomeofthecompetitioninmyfieldmightfinditamusingthatI’dsleptwithmytrainer,butwhytake

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thechance?Itwouldn’tmakethatmuchdifference,Iknowhowtospinit.Icouldprobablydoaseriesofblogsonit,but...theassholefactor.”

Shesighed,drank.“Iwasembarrassed,”sheadmitted.“EmbarrassedIhadsexwithamanIdidn’tlike,onapersonallevel.SoIgavehimfivethousand,saidthiswasnice,butlet’skeepitbetweenus,andthatwasthat.I

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figurednextspringwhenmymembership’sup,I’dswitchgyms.”

“Hehintedatblackmail?”“Iguessthat’stheterm

forit,yeah.”“Whendidthishappen?”“Acoupleofmonthsago.

No,morelikesixweeks,Iguess.Notmyfinestmoment.”

“Hecamehere?Anat-homemassage?Trainingsession?”

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“Acombo.We’ddonethat—notthesex—acoupletimesbefore.Myassistant,too.Igavehimextratoworkwithheracoupletimes.Itwasfun.”

“Wasyourassistanthereforthisone?”

“No.”Herrightleg,crossed

overtheleft,begantoswing.Evereadirritationandnervesinthemovement.

“Look,dowehavetogo

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overeverydamndetail?Ihadsexwithhim,Ipaidhim.It’shumiliating.ButIdidn’tkillhim.”

“Whatdidyouhavetodrink?”

“JesusChrist.”Robbinsshovedup,threwherhandsintheair.“Iwasdoingaworkout.Iwasn’tdrinking.Sometea.Justsomeherbalteahemade.Iicedit,anditwasniceenough.”

“Didhelightincense?”

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“Sowhat?”ButRobbins’seyebrowsdrewtogether,andshesatagain.“Yes.Rightbeforethemassage.Themassagethatwasn’tamassagebecauseIdecidedI’dratherhavesex.Howdoyouknowabouttheincense,whatdoyoucareaboutthetea?”

Colordroppedoutofherface.“Jesus,Jesus,didhedrugme?OhGod,didhegivemesomething?”

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“WebelieveZieglerroutinelygaveat-homeclients,potentiallyothers,adate-rapedrugintheguiseoftea,andaccentuateditwithincensethatwasalsolaced.”

“Isee.”Shepressedherlipstogether,lookedaway.“Thatexplainsit.Iwasn’tattractedtohimthatway,simplywasn’t,butthatevening...Iinitiatedit.”Hervoicetrembledalittle.Shepickedupherglassagain,

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drankslowly.“IinitiateditalmostassoonasIwasonthemassagetable.”

“No,youdidn’t,”Evesaid.“Heinitiatedandtookyourchoiceawaywhenhegaveyouthedrugwithoutyourknowledge.”

“Idon’tknowhowtofeelaboutthis.”Shepressedthecoldglasstoherforehead.“Idon’tknowhowtofeel.IwasrapedwhenIwassixteenbyaboyIthoughtlikedme.He

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slippedmesomething,too.Notenough,becauseIdidn’treallydrinkmuch,justenoughIfeltweirdandoff.Notenough,soIsaidno.AndwhenIsaidno,heheldmedown.Hehurtme,andheforcedme.AndIdidn’ttellanyone,Iwassoashamed.ItwasyearsbeforeItoldanyone,andcametotermswithit.Nowthis.”

Sheclosedhereyesagain.“Treydidn’tforceme.He

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didn’thurtme.”“Yes,hedid.”Eve’sflat

tonehadRobbinsopeninghereyesagain.“Hedidn’tholdyoudownorputbruisesonyou,butheforcedyou.Herapedyou.”

“You’reright.You’reright.”

Hereyesfilled.Evewatchedherwageafightagainstthem.Winit.

“NowIhavetocometotermswithitagain.Iwill.

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Well,backtotherapy.”Sheliftedherglassintoast.“Whatfun.”

“Icangiveyouacontactforarapecenter,”Peabodytoldher.

“That’sokay.Ihaveashrinkontap.Idon’thaveanalibi,anditlookslikeIhadamotive.Ididn’tkillhim,butI’msureashellgladhe’sdead.Whathappensnow?”

Everose.“Wetalktootherpeopleinyoursituation.

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O

Andifwefindoutyou’relyingandyoudidkillhim,we’llbebacktoarrestyou.”

“Great.Terrific.”Robbinsmanagedaweaksmile.“That’sstillafabulouscoat.”

•••

nthewaydowntothelobby,Peabody

brooded.“Don’tsulkoverit,”Eve

ordered.“Spillit.”

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“I’mnotsulking.I’mconsidering.Herstatementmakesitunquestionableourvicuseddate-rapedrugsonnumerouswomen,atleastoverthelastcouplemonths.Anditalsoconfirmsheextortedmoneyfromatleastsomeofthem.Eitheroneofthoseactsequalsmotive.Combinethem,anditbecomesareallystrongmotive.Iknowshedoesn’thaveanalibi,butIdon’t

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thinkshedidit.”“Becauseyoulikedher.

Andbecauseyoufeltsympathyafterherclaimshe’dbeendate-rapedinthepast.”

“Well,yeah.Inpartanyway.Didn’tyou?”

“Ididn’tnotlikeher.Asfortheclaimofpreviousdaterape,shealsoindicatedsheneverreportedit.Wecan’tconfirmiteverhappened.”

“No,wecan’t,and,yeah,

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itcould’vebeenabidforsympathy.ButIbelievedher.”Stillbrooding,Peabodysteppedoutoftheelevator,crossedthelobbywithEve.“Iguessyoudidn’t.”

“Actually,Idid.Goingthroughthathumiliationandtraumaasecondtime?Addstothemotive.”

“Ididn’tthinkofitthatway.”PeabodyglancedupatRobbins’swindowsastheywalkedtothecar.“Damnit.”

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“We’vegotanasshole,fuckhead,serialdaterapistasavic,Peabody.We’regoingtofeelsorryforprettymuchallthesuspects.Thewomenheused,thespouses,boyfriends,fathers,brothers,friendswholearnedaboutit.Andnowweveerofftoyetanotherangle.”

“Anotherangle?”“Competitors.”Sheslid

behindthewheel.“David‘Rock’Brittonalsohasa

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personalmotive.Thevicbangedhisbabysister—andmaybe,whoknows,heslippedhersomethingtogetherbetweenthesheets.”

“Well,hell.”PeabodypulledtheaddressofthegymoffherPPC,pluggeditintothedashcomp.“IhopeIdon’tlikehim.”

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Evelikedhim,ormoreaccuratelylikedhisgym.

Alot.ShesawRockHardasa

bare-bones,sweat-and-gruntfacility.Clean,well-lit,andwithoutasinglefrill.Top-of-the-lineequipment—includingheavybags,speedbags,andasparringringthattookcenterstageappealedtothosewhocameintoputintheirtime,showeroffthesweat,andmoveonwiththeir

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day.Nomusicplayed,sothe

soundoffistsstrikingbags,ofjumpropeswhizzingthroughtheair,andfeetslappingthefloorplayedallthetunesnecessary.Lyrics?Grunts,curses,insults,andordersnottodropyourguard,don’tbesuchapussy,sangout.

Shelikedtheindustrialbeigewalls,theno-nonsensegrayfloor,thefilmywindows

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thatblockedoutthestreetandsidewalk.Thiswasn’taplacetopreen.Itwasaplacetowork.

ShemadeRockfromhisIDphoto,watchedhimholdingaheavybag,spittingouthard-lineencouragementtothewoman—strippeddowntosportsbra,shorts,andsweat—whopummeledit.

“Fromtheshoulder,Angie,ferchrissakes.Use

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yourhip.Switchitup.Rightcross!Leftcross!Rightcross!Jab,jab,jab!”

Thoughshehatedtobreakitup—thewomanwasgame—Evecrossedover.Shepalmedherbadgebehindthewoman’sback,waitedforRock’sdarkbrowneyestoskimoverit,lifttoherface.

“Finishhimoff,Ang.Pepperhim.Pepperhim.Go,go,go!Okay,okay,takeabreather.”

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“ThankJesusandhislovingmother,”AngiesaidinaBrooklynaccentthickasabrick.Shehuggedthebag,swayedwithitwhileshecaughtherbreath.

“Iwanttenminuteswiththerope,”Rocktoldher.

“You’reafreakingsadist,Rock.”

“You’redamnstraight.”Hetossedheratowel,jerkedhisheadtoEveandstartedbacktowardwhatshesaw

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wasanofficeevensmallerthanherown.

Hegrabbedapowerdrinkoffaskinnyshelf,thecontentsofwhichtoocloselyresembledinfectedurineforhertaste.Buthegluggeditdown.

“Ziegler?”hesaidinavoicethatsuitedhisname.Hard,withroughedges.

“That’sright.”Heshrugged,wiggleda

thumbtowardaratty-looking

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foldingchair.“We’refine,”shetold

him.“YouandZieglerweretopcontendersforthepersonaltrainerawardcomingupthisspring.”

“Maybe.”Heshruggedexcellentshoulders,nakedbutforthestrapsofablacktank.Atattooofadragon,breathingfire,coiledaroundhisimpressivebiceps.“There’salongwinterbetweennowandspring.

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Thingschange.Iguessthingshaveseeingthefucker’sdead.Igotnoproblemwithhimbeingdead.Didn’tmakehimthatway,butIgotnoproblemwithit.”

“Youhadanaltercationwithhim.”

“Weweren’tbuds.”Hissmilehintedtowardasneerbeforeheguzzleddownsomemoreurine-coloredliquid.“Ihatedhisever-fuckingguts,buthewasn’tsomebodyI

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thoughtaboutmuch.”“Thealtercationwasdue

tohissexualrelationshipwithyoursister.”

Nowthosedarkeyesfired.“Trickingadrunkgirlintobed,thenbootingheroutwhenshe’shalfsickandconfused,thenbraggingonit,ain’tnorelationship.Heknewshewasmysister.Hedidittorileme.Heriledme.”

“Inyourplace,I’d’vewantedtokickhisass.”

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“Consideredit.MaybeIwould’ve,butyoucanaddcowardtohisothersins.IntheendIgotinhisface,Itoldhimifheevertouchedheragain,eversaidhernameagain,andIheardaboutit,I’dbreakthatprettyfacehewassoproudof.”

“Maybehedid...mentionhernameagain.”

“NotthatIeverheard.”Rockrestedahiponthecornerofhisdentedmetal

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desk.Hewasabigmanwith

strong,definedarms,abroadchest,afacethatsportedacoupleofscarsandanosethatlistedtotheleft.Attractive,shethought,inarough,hard-edgedway.

“Youbox?”Eveasked.“Usedtodosome.Iliked

itokay,butIgottiredofpunchingpeople,soIswitcheditup.Ziegler,hehadthatsweetgigatBuff

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Bodies,buthelikedtogivemethezingovermyplacehere.Juice—he’stheonetoldmeyou’dbecoming—saidhowZieglerwasjealousbecausehewantedhisownplace.Noreasonforhimtogoaftermybabysister.Diditforspite.Diditbecausehecould.”

“Hebeatyououtofthetopawardthelastcoupleyears,”Evepointedout.

“Yeah.Don’tgiveashit

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aboutthetrophy,buttheprizemoneywould’vebeenhandy.BB,placeslikethat,they’vegotastrongrep,sotheirtrainersgetone,andthatweighsonthecompetition.BB’sgot—whatdoyoucallit?”

“Cachet?”Peabodyventured,andhepointedafingerather.

“Yeah,that.I’vebeenbuildingupmyplace.Cachet,maybenot,butI’msolid,and

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I’vegotastrongfollowingnow.Mytimewascoming.Idon’tkillsomebodyoveracontestandagrand.”

“Addinyoursister,”Evesaid.

“Idon’tkillsomebodyoverwhat’sdone.Itdoesn’tchangewhat’sdone.”

“Wherewereyouthedayhewaskilled?”

“Heretillaboutfour.Gotinatfour-thirty—A.M.—thatdaytoworkwithaguy—

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welterweighttryingtomakeacomeback.SoIleftaboutfour.Wenthome,hadabeer,ashower,turnedonsomesports,didsomepaperwork.It’shardtogetanypaperworkdonehere,workonprogramsforclients.ThenIwenttomymama’sfordinner.Gotthereaboutseven,I’mguessing.Maybealittleafter.Ididn’tclockit.Wenthomeaboutnine,stayedin.”

“Didyouspeakorsee

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anyonebetweenthehoursoffiveandseven?”

“No.Yougoingtoarrestme?”

“Notyet.”“Wheredoesyourmother

live?”“Sameapartment

building,twofloorsdown.Imovedtheretohelpherout.Shethinksit’stheotherwayaround.We’reprobablybothrightonthat.”

He’dsmiled,arealone,

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whenhespoke,butnowhisfacehardenedagain.“Shedoesn’tknowaboutKyria.Idon’twanthertoknow.Yougotnoreasontobringthatup,ifyoutalktoher.”

“No,wedon’t.Weappreciateyourtime.”

“That’sit?”“Haveyougotanything

elsetotellus?”“It’sgoingtosoundlike

spite.”“WhywouldIcare?”

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“Okay.I’mjustgoingtosay,hehadmoremoneythanheshouldhave,seemstome.Morethanheshould’vehadfromthework.Idon’tknowhowhecamebyit.”

“Butyouhaveyoursuspicions,”Evefinished.

“Ido.KyriawasprettyupsetwhenIfoundout,whenIpushedheraboutwhathappened.Shefinallytoldmehowhekickedheroutrightaftershediditwithhim.She

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saidhowshewantedtostay,shedidn’tfeelgood,didn’tfeellikeshecouldgethomeonherown.Andhesaidwomendidn’tstayinhisplaceunlesstheypaidforit.Saidmaybehe’dletherstaytillmorningforathousand.Girldidn’thavethatkindofmoneyonher,sohetossedherout.”

Hestareddownintohispowerdrink.“Ifigurehegotwomentopay.Everybody

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knewhebangedclients—that’suptotheclient,tomywayofthinking.Notmybusiness.Butwhenyouchargemoney,that’snotlegalwithoutalicense.Maybehehadone.”

Rockshruggedagain,drankagain.“ButIdon’tthinkso.”

“Weappreciatetheinformation,andthetime.”

“AreyougoingtohavetotalktoKyria?”

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“Wemay.”Heletoutalongbreath,

stareddownatwhatwasleftofhisdrink.“Goeasy,willyou?She’sembarrassedithappened.Putitbehindherthewayyoushouldwithmistakes.Butshe’sembarrassed.”

“Understood.”Evewalkedtotheofficedoor,openedit,turnedback.“Ilikeyourplace.”

Hisgrinspread,quick,

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bright,addedunexpectedcharmtohisface.“Youbox?”

“Ifight.”Evesmiledback.“There’sadifference.”

Peabodywaiteduntiltheywereoutside,thenpokedafingerinEve’sbiceps.“Youlikedhim.Youdon’tthinkhediditbecauseyoulikehim.”

“Ilikedhim.Iknowhedidn’tdoitbecausehe’dhaveusedhisfists.Iknowhedidn’tdoitbecausethevic

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wouldneverhaveopenedthedoortohimmuchlesstakenhimbackintothebedroom.Therewould’vebeensignsofstruggle,ofafight.Alternately,ifBrittonhadgrabbedthetrophyonimpulse,ragewouldhavejumpedrightinwithit.Hewouldn’thavesettledfortwoblows.He’dhavebeatenZiegler’sheadin,andhe’dhavegonefortheface,too.The‘prettyface’Zieglerwas

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soproudof.”“Oh,well,whenyouput

itthatway.Butyoustilllikedhim.”

“HesaidrightouthehatedZieglerandwasn’tsorryhewasdead.Thattakesballs.HeresistedcavinginZiegler’sfaceand/orskullmonthsagowhenthesisterthinghappened.Thattakescontrol.Ilikeballs.Irespectcontrol.”

“Arewegoingtotalkto

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thesister,themom?”“Idon’tseeanyreasonto

rushthat.”Time,toEve’smind,tocirclebackaround.“We’regoingbacktodoafollow-upwithNatashaQuigley.”

“Okay.Why?”“Becauseshe’slying.She

sleptwithZiegler.Ifigureditforalieyesterday.I’mmoresureofitnow.She’sgood-looking,wealthy,aclient.Married.She’saprimetarget.

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We’llgoshakeitoutofher.”“Okay.Whywouldshe

lie,especiallywhenshecould’vejumpedrightonthehe-gave-me-tea-toogambit?”

“First,becausewedidn’tknowforcertaintheteawaslaced,andthatpossibilitycameoutaftershe’dalready—prettyvehemently—deniedhavingsexwiththevic.”

“That’sright.”Peabodypulledherearflapsdownmoresecurely.“We’vegotso

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manywomeneithersayingtheypaidhimforsex,orsayingtheypaidhimtokeepitquietaftertea-inducedsex,we’regoingtoneedaspreadsheet.Orachart.”Shebrightenedalittle.“Ilikemakingcharts.Anyway,ifthat’sfirst,what’ssecond?”

“Second,becauseit’sjusteasiertosayno,notme.”

“Itis.Andit’sknee-jerk,too,atleastfromthewomenI’veinterviewed.”

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“Andthird,Ibetshewasweirdedknowingsheandhersisterhadsleptwiththesameguy.”

“Thatwouldbeweird.”Peabodypiledinthecar.“Mysister—theoneclosesttomyage—andIhadaseriousthingforthesameguywhenwewereteenagers.Sowetookanoaththatneitherofuswouldmoveonit.Wefoughtaboutitfirst,butwetookanoath.”

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Peabodysettledback.“Itturnedouthe’dhaveratherourbrothermovedonhim,butwedidn’tcatchthatuntilwe’dtakentheoath.Zekedidn’tmoveonhimbecausehe’snotintoguysthatway,buthe’d’veswornanoathotherwise.

“It’sgoingtobegreatseeingthemallonChristmas.Iwonderwhateverhappenedto...Whatthehellwashisname?Stanley,Ithink.Yeah,

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StanleyPhyster.ButhewantedeveryonetocallhimStefano.”

“Andyoudidn’tgetthegay?”

“Huh.Goodpoint.”Theywentbacktothe

brownstone,wereadmittedbythesamedomesticdroid.Astheysatinthelivingarea,EvepulledoutherPPC.“Lookstern,”shesaidtoPeabody.

“Okay.”

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“Notconstipated,stern.”Peabodyrelaxedthelook

fractionallyasQuigleycameclippingin.

“I’msorry.I’mjustbackfromacommitteemeeting,andwasonthe’link.CanIorderupanythingforyou?”

“We’refine.”“Doyouhavemore

questionsaboutTrey?”sheaskedasshetookaseat.“Idon’tknowwhatmoreIcantellyou.”

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EvelookedupfromherPPC,deliberatelyturnedthescreenaway,butkeptitinherhand.“YoucanstartbytellinguswhyyoudeniedhavingsexwithTreyZiegler.”

“BecauseIdidn’thavesexwithhim.”

“Peabody,whathappenswhenanindividualliestothepoliceduringaninvestigation?”

“Chargesare

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forthcoming.Obstructionofjusticeisgenerallyfirst,butwecanfollowthatwith—”

“We’lljuststartthere,”Eveinterrupted.“Andhere:Youhavetherighttoremainsilent.”

“Wait.ForGod’ssake.Thisisridiculous.”

“You’regoingtowanttolistentoyourrightsandobligations,Ms.Quigley,”Eveadvised,thenrecitedtherestoftheRevisedMiranda.

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“Doyouunderstandyourrightsandobligationsinthismatter?”

“I’mnotanidiot.OfcourseIdo.AndIresentbeingtreatedlikeacriminal.”

“You’regoingtohavecauseforevenmoreresentmentthenwhenwetakethisinterviewdowntoCentral.”Everose.

“I’mnotgoinganywhere.Youcan’tforcemetogoanywhere.”

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“Peabody?”“Thesuspectcan

voluntarilybequestioned.Orwecangetawarrantcompellinghertosubmittoquestioning.Sheis,ofcourse,entitledtoalegalrepeitherway,butthesecondoptioncouldincluderestraints.”

“Thisisridiculous.”Colorrodehighonhercheeks;herhandsballedintofists.“It’soutrageous.I’mcontactingmylawyer.”

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“Pleasedo.Hecanmeetushere,ifyouspeakvoluntarily.Ormypartnerwillgetthewarrant,andyourrepresentativecanmeetusatCentral.Yourchoice.”

“ItellyouIdidn’thavesexwithTreyZiegler.”

EvelookeddownatherPPC,backatQuigley.“You’relying.”

“Whatdoyouhaveonthere?Whatareyoulookingat?”

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“Peabody,getthewarrant.”

“Wait,wait.Just...wait.”Quigleydroppeddownagain.“Allthis,allthisinsanityoversex.Allright,Isleptwithhim.Ididn’twantTellatoknow.Idon’twantJJ—myhusband—toknow.Idon’tseeit’sanyofyourbusiness.”

“Yourbedmatewasmurdered.”

“Well,Ididn’tkillhim.

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WhywouldI?Oversex?”Shewavedthatawaywithaflashoftheemeraldonherfinger.“Itwasstupid—noonelikestobroadcaststupidity.It’shumiliatingtotalkabouttostrangers,topolice.Mymarriagehasbeenabitfraughtforthelastfewmonths.”

“Fraught?”“We’vebeeninarough

patch,andwe’reworkingthroughit.Marriageshave

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roughpatches.”Shecrossedherarmsoverherchestdefensively.“Infact,thingsaregettingbetter.But,well,Ihaveneedslikeanyone,andTreymadeitobvioushewasattracted,thathewasinterested.HewassympatheticwhenItoldhimthingsweren’tgoodbetweenmeandJJ,andthat,well,andthatweweresleepinginseparaterooms.Hesuggestedhecomehere,whenJJwas

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away,andgivemeaprivatemassage.”

Rising,shewalkedtoacabinet,tookoutadecanter,pouredherselfamberliquidinashortglass.“Iknewwhathemeant.Itwasn’tasecretheofferedseparateandprivateservices.”

Shestareddownattheglass.“Intimateservices.Iwasn’tgoingtohavehimcomehere,inmyhome.Iwouldn’t...notinthesame

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bedIsleptinwithmyhusband.So—asIalsoknowotherclientshad—Isuggestedahotel.Ibookedasuite,orderedupchampagne.Hemetmethere.Wewentthroughthepretense—ortheforeplay—ofthemassage.Thenwehadsex.He’sgoodatit,andJJhadn’tbeenattentiveinsometime.”

“Howmuchdidyoupayhim?”

Colorstainedhercheeks

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againbeforeshedrank.“Threethousandextra,thenIbookedanotherprivatesession.Wehadtwoaweekforthreeweeksbefore...hedied.WewerebookedforonerightafterChristmas.IwasgoingtocancelthatasJJandI...thingsarebetter.We’retalkingabouttakingaholidayafterthefirstoftheyear,JJ’sidea.We’retryingtofindthemagicagain.”

“DidZieglerthreatento

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tellyourhusband?”“Whywouldhe?Wehad

amutuallybeneficialarrangement.IfhetoldJJ,itcouldn’tcontinue.Ihadn’tcanceledthelastsessionasyet.”

“Why,ifyou’recomingoutofthatroughpatch?”

“God.”Sherubbedhertemple.“I’dthoughtI’dseehimoncemore—notforsex—buttotellhimwehadtoendit.I’dplannedtogive

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himalittleextra,athank-you.Andthen...NotonlydidIlearnhe’dbeenkilled,butthatmyownsistersleptwithhim.Heshouldn’thavesleptwithTella—it’sjustunseemly.Andbelieveme,itwasawkwardwhenshetoldme.”

“‘Unseemly,’”Everepeated.“‘Awkward.’”

“Yes.Awomanmightshareahairdresser,forinstance,withhersister.A

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designer,adecorator.Butnotalover.Itwasabusinesstransaction,basically.Iknewthatgoingin.But...awomaninmypositioncan’thireaprofessional.Anaffair—andIcouldletmyselfthinkofitasanaffair—ithadmore...romance.”

“Wereyouinlovewithhim?”Peabodyasked.Quigleylaughed.

“Please.Isaidbefore,I’mnotanidiot.Heprovideda

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service,Ipaid.ButhewassomeoneIknew,someonewhounderstoodmybodyandmyneeds.Itwasgoodforme.Itmayhavehelpedmymarriage,thoughJJwouldneverseeitthatway.I’dliketosalvagemymarriageifIcan.I’mrealisticenoughtoknowthatmaynotbepossible,butI’dliketogiveitsometime,andtry.”

“Yousetthetimeandplace,aclearunderstanding

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whatwastotranspireonbothsidesofthisarrangementwithZiegler.”

“Yes.Mymarriagemayhavebeeninthatroughpatch,butIhaveenoughrespectforJJnottocarryonanaffairinthehomeweshare.”

“You’resosureyourhusbanddoesn’tknow?”

“Ifhedid,evenifhesuspected?Thewaythingshavebeenthelastfewweeks,he’dneverhavesuggestedwe

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takeatrip,spendaweekinTahitirekindlingourmarriage.No.”Shesetherjaw.“He’dhavethrownitinmyface,andcalledadivorceattorney.”

“WouldhehavethrownitinZiegler’sface?Wasn’thealsoaclient?”

“ConfrontTrey?No,no,he’dblameme,andhe’dneverletmeforgetit.Hewouldn’thaveconfrontedTrey.”Butshewetherlips,

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drankagain.“JJ’sexcitable,andhe’sbeenangrywithme—andIwithhim—buthe’snotreallyaviolentman.He’dneverhave...hewouldn’t.”

“Youdon’tsoundconvinced,”Evepointedout.

“Becauseyou’rethrowingallthisatme.”Hervoicerose,flirtingwithhysteria.“Becauseit’sallsoupsetting.Ihadanaffair,andIpaidforit.Literallyandemotionally.”

Shetookanotherdrink,

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breathedinandout.“Myhusbanddoesn’tknow,andIwanttokeepitthatway.I’dliketomendthefraysinmymarriage.IfIcan’t,I’dprefertoendthatmarriageascleanlyaspossible.”

“Doyouloveyourhusband?”Peabodyaskedher.

“Iwantachancetofindout,that’sall.I’dlikethechancetofindouttheanswer.”

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“WherewereyouwhenZieglerwaskilled?Yoursistergaveusherwhereabouts.”

“Iwashere,preparingforthepartythatnight.Youcanquestionthedomestics,thedecoratingteam—they,andI,werehereallday.Ihadcateringstaffarriveatseven-fifteen,andwasheretospeakwiththem.Iwashereallday,supervisingthepreparations.”

“Andyourhusband?”

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“I’mhonestlynotsure,andit’sridiculous.Iwasworkingwiththestaff,thecaterers,soI’mnotsurewhenhearrived.ButIknowhewasherebyseven-thirty,ashewasdressingwhenIranuptochangeforthefirstarrivals.”

“Where’syourhusbandnow?”Eveaskedher.

“I—athisoffice,Isuppose.Please.”Shesatagain,leanedtowardEve.“Lieutenant,Detective,please

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don’ttakeawaymychancetosavemymarriage.IfyoutellJJIhadanaffairwithTrey,it’sover.Hewon’tforgivemeforit.Ionlywantthechancetofixthings,totrytoholdontomymarriage.Imadeamistake—astupid,selfishmistake—butrightnowwhatIdidhurtsnoonebutmyself.IfyoutellJJ,ithurtshim,anddestroysthefuturewewanttomaketogether.Please.”

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“Ican’tmakeyouanypromises,butwewon’tsharethatinformationunlesswefinditnecessarytotheinvestigation.Whileyourmarriageisyourpriority,Ms.Quigley,findingthepersonresponsiblefortakingTreyZiegler’slifeisours.”

Evegottoherfeet.“DidZieglereverpushyouformoremoney,everindicatehemightuseyourrelationshipwithhimagainstyou?”

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“No.Itwas,asIsaid,mutuallybeneficial.Weenjoyedeachotherforabrieftime.Nomore,noless.”

“Okay.Thanksforyourtime.”

“Whatwouldyoudo?”Quigleyrose,claspedherhandstogether.“Inmyplace,whatwouldyoudo?”

“Ican’ttellyou.I’mnotinyourplace.”

Peabodybundleduphercoatagainastheystepped

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outside.“Whatwouldyoudo?Wouldyouconfessthecheating,orburyitlikeshe’stryingtodo?”

“Iwouldn’thavecheatedinthefirstplace.”

“Well,yeah,but—”“There’sno‘but.’”Eve

pulledopenthecardoor,slidin.“Yougointomarriage,youplowaroad.You’regoingtohitroughpatches,andsomemayberougherandlastlongerthanothers,but

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you’vegotchoicestomake.Youworktosmooththemout,youholduntiltheydo,ortheydon’t.Youstickwiththeroad,oryougetoff.Butyoudon’tdosomethingtomakeitworse,don’tdosomethingthatmaybemakesyoufeelbetterfortheshorttermwhileitsuckerpunchesthepersonyou’remarriedto.

“PluginCopley’soffice.We’lltalktohimnext.”

Peabodykeyedthe

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addressintothein-dash.“Somepeoplecheatbecausetheycan’tseeawayout.”

“Bullshit.There’salwaysawayout.Youjusthavetopaytheprice,whetherit’smoney,status,theemotionalhit,orallofthatandmore.Cheating’scheapandit’slazy.”Pausingatalight,shedrummedherfingersonthesteeringwheel.“It’snotjustaboutsex,”shesaid.“Marriageisaseriesof

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promises.”Whenshe’drealizedthat—marriageequaledpromises—shehadn’tfearedit.Asmuch.

“Maybeyoucan’tkeepthemall.Thewholetill-death-do-us-partbusiness.Maybeyoucan’tkeepthatone.Lifecanbelong,andpeoplechange,circumstanceschange,sookay.Yourealizeyoudon’treallywantthislifeorthisperson,orthepersonyoumadethepromisesto

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isn’twhoyouthought,orthey’vechangedinawayyoucan’tacceptorsupport.Whatever.Youmakeachoice.Stickandtrytoworkitthrough,ordon’t.Butdon’tgivemetheboo-hoo,I’mnothappysoI’mgettingnakedwithsomebodyelseontheside.Itinsultseverybody.

“Walkorwork,”sheconcluded.“Butdon’tmakeexcuses.”

“Icanfeelthatway

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personally—andphilosophically.But...peopleareflawed.”

“Peoplearen’tflawed,Peabody.Peoplearedeeplyfuckedup.”

“So,consideringthat,didn’tyoufeelalittlesorryforher?ForQuigley?”

“Imightifshegrewapairandwenttoherhusband,toldhimshe’dfuckedup,beenstupidandselfishandsoon.Shecheated,nowshe’slying.

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How’sthatgoingtofixanythingifshe’sseriousaboutfixingthings?Addedtoit,Idon’tfeelsorryforeitherofthematthispointbecauseoneofthemmayhavekilledZiegler.Sinceshe’saknowncheaterandliar,shemaybelyingaboutZieglernotpushingformore.Andifhedid,bash,bash.Ortheillusionofromancesheclaimswasmorereal,andshefindsouthe’splayingherlike

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heplayedtherest.”“Bash,bash,”Peabody

saidasEvehuntedforparking.

“Or,Copleydidfindout,confrontedZiegler.Bash,bashfromhisside.Solet’sstayobjectivehere.”

Peabodyclimbedoutofthecar,pulledonhergloves.“Prettymucheveryonewe’veinterviewedhadmotivetobash,bash.Ourvic’stheguypeoplelovedtohate.They

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usedhim—asatrainer,asanemployee,asamassagetherapist,asabedmate,butanyoneofthemcould’vepickedupthattrophyandgivenhimacouplesolidwhacks.”

“Andmurdertrumpscheating,lying,blackmail,andbeingageneralasshole.Solet’sseewhereJohnJakeCopleyfallsonthemap.”

Insidethesteel-graylobbyoftheofficebuilding,

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Evebadgedthesecurityguardatthesign-instation.“JohnJakeCopley.ImageWorksPublicRelations.”

Hescannedherbadge,nodded.“That’syourthirty-ninthfloor,elevatorbankB.”

Peabodypulledherglovesoffastheyjoinedasmallpackofsharpsuitsfortheelevator.Halfofthemnatteredawayonearbuds,othersfrownedimportantlyat

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their’linksorPPCsastheyscrolledthroughdata.

Oneofthem,asix-footblondeinadarkpurplecoatwithlipsdyedtomatch,didboth.

“TheSimpsonmeetingranover,”shebarkedastheyallpiledonthecar.“Shiftmythree-thirtytothree-forty-five,andmyfourtofour-thirty.IknowIhaveafour-thirty,Simon,you’regoingtoreschedulethatforfive—

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drinksatMaisonRouge.I’llfollowupwiththefive-thirty,sameplace.Keepthesemeetingsonschedule,Simon.There’llbehelltopayifImissChichi’sholidaypageanttonight.I’monmywayupnow.Getittogether.”

Asthewomanmarchedoffonthetwenty-secondfloor,Evedecidedshe’dholdherownstunnertoherownthroat—onfull—ifshehadtolivebymeetingsscheduled

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minutebyminute.She’dmuchratherscrew

thosemeetingsupbyflippingoutherbadge.

WhichshedidattheglossygoldreceptioncounterofImageWorks.

Atrioworkedthecounter,allindarksuits,allwithperfectgroomingandtoothy,professionalsmiles.

Thesleekbrunette’ssmiledidn’twaverafraction.“WhatcanIdoforyou,

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Officer?”“Lieutenant.”Evetapped

thebadge.“Dallas.WithDetectivePeabody.WeneedtospeakwithJohnJakeCopley.”

“Mr.Copley,ofcourse.”Shetappednailspaintedcold,hardblueonherscreen.“I’mshowingMr.Copleyintheexecutiveloungeforastrategymeeting.ButhedoeshaveafewminutesfreelaterthisafternoonwhereIcan

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scheduleyouin.”“Doyouseethis?”Eve

heldupthebadgeagain.“Thisismystrategymeeting.Where’stheexecutivelounge?”

“It’sthroughthedoubledoorstoyourright,downtotheendofthehall,totheleft,throughthedoubledoors,and—”

“I’llfindit,”Evesaid.“But...It’sfor

executives,”thebrunettesaid

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asEveturnedaway.Evemerelyheldupher

badgeagain,keptwalking.“Ireallylovethatpart,”

Peabodysaid.“I’malittleashamed,butIcan’thelpit.”

Theypasseddoors,bothopenedandclosed,busyhivesofcubes,turnedthecorner,passedastaffloungewithVendingandacouplesofas,awallscreenscrollingthroughads.

Thingsquietedthrough

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thenextsetofdoors.Evenoddedatyetone

moreset.“Oddsare,”shesaid,andstrodetothem,pulledthemopen.

Laughterpouredout.Onthewallscreena

golferteedoffontheeleventhholeundersunnyskiesonacoursegreenasIreland.Aroundtheroommen—butforalonewomanwholookedboredandannoyed—satorstoodwithdrinksinhand.

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JJCopleystoodinfrontofthescreen,teeingupjustashisCGIcounterpart.Handsomeandfitinshirtsleevesandloosenedtie,heswung.Onscreen,hisavatarperfectlymirroredthemove—andsentthelittlewhiteballsoaring—overasandtrap,overasparklingbluepond,andontotheedgeoftheeleventhgreen.

Raucousapplauseensued.“Andthat’showit’s

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done.”Grinning,heturnedtowardanotherfitandhandsomemanholdingaclub,thenspottedEve.

“Ladies?CanIredirectyou?”

“Copley,JohnJake?”“Guilty.”“Well,thatmakesit

easy.”Evetookoutherbadgeagain.“Youhavetherighttoremainsilent—”

“Whoa,whoa!”Helaughed,butthistimealittle

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nervousaroundtheedges.“What’sallthisabout?”

“Murder,”Evesaidflatly.“TreyZiegler.”

“Oh,right,right.Damnshame.I’dbehappytositdownwithyouin,say,thirty?We’reinastrategysession.”

“Yeah,Icanseethat.Nowworksforme.Doesnowworkforyou,DetectivePeabody?”

“Yes,sir,itdoes.Thisroomworks,too,butthenso

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doesCentral.”“Yeah.”Evestaredinto

Copley’seyes.“Eitherway.”“Fine,then,fine.Never

letitbesaidIdidn’tcooperatewiththeboys—orgirls—inblue.Fellas,givemetheroomforafewminutes.Guys—oh,andMarta—Ineedtheroom.We’lltakethisupassoonasI’mfinished.”

EvewatchedthelonewomanshootCopleyalook

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ofcooldislikebeforeshefiledoutwiththerest.

“Haveaseat.WhatcanIgetyou?”

“Answers.”“Noproblemthere.”He

droppeddownontoablacksofa.“Itlookedlikeweweregoofingoff,butthefactiswerepresentthecompany—andthespokesman—forthegames.Anewsetofinteractivesportsgamesandtrainingvidstheyhopedto

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launchnextspring.We’reworkingintandemwiththeadcompanyonasmoothlaunch.Yougottaknowtheproducttoreptheproduct.”

“Sure.TellmeaboutyourrelationshipwithTreyZiegler.”

“He’s—hewas—mypersonaltrainer.Damngoodone,too.Iworkedwithhimatmygym.BuffBodies.”

“Andoutsideofthegym?”

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“Weplayedgolfacoupleoftimes.Helovedthegame.Heandmybrother-in-lawandIplayedafewtimes.Treatedhimtoaround,somedrinks,thatsortofthing.”

“Whenwasthelasttimeyouwereinhisapartment?”

“I...WhywouldIgotohisapartment?”

“Youtellme.”“Ineverwentthere.No

reasonto.Hewasadamnedgoodtrainer,workedyou

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untilyouwantedtocrylikeagirl.Gaveagoodmassage,too.Prettygoodgolfer.Butweweren’tbuddies,ifthat’swhatyoumean.”

Herose,walkedtothewetbar,pouredhimselfatallglassofwater,squeezedalemonsliceintoit.“Sure?”Hetippedtheglassrightandleft.

“Yes.Whenwasthelasttimeyousaworspoketohim?”

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“Iguessitwould’vebeenMondaymorning,regularsessionwithhimatthegym.Iactuallyhadonescheduledyesterday,buttheytaggedme,toldmehe’dbeenkilled.Thatwasashocker,”Copleyadded,drankdeep.

“Didheeveraskyouformoney?Hityouforaloan?”

“Money?”Copleydrankagain,slidonehandintohispocket,jiggledwhateverhecarriedinthere.“No.Ialways

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slippedhimsomeextraafteramassage,butheneverhadhishandout.Look,Ilikedtheguy.Hewasagoodtrainer,soIlikedworkingwithhim.Igavehimacoupleperks—golfattheclub,likethat.Wehadsomelaughsonthecourse.That’sit.”

“Didheevercontactyouathome,atyouroffice?”

“Whatfor?”“I’maskingyou.”“Idon’tremember

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anythinglikethat.I’dseehimacoupletimesaweekatthegym.AcoupletimesattheclubwheneitherIorLance—mysister-in-law’shusband—setitup.MaybeonceaweekI’dgetamassagefromhim.That’sit.”

“Areyounervous,Mr.Copley?”

“ThecopsaretalkingtomeaboutaguyIknewthatwaskilled.So,yeah,some.PlusI’vegotworkwaiting.I

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can’ttellyouanythingaboutwhathappenedtoZiegler,so...ifthere’smoreyoushouldgothroughmylawyer.We’llkeepitsmooththatway.Isthatit?”

“Fornow.”Evestartedforthedoor.“Oh,youmentionedyourbrother-in-law.Butyoudidn’tmentionyourwifealsousedthedeceasedasatrainerandamassagetherapist.”

“Sowhat?”

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“Interesting.”Leavingitasthat,Evestartedout.

Shewalkeddownthewidehallwayagain,throughthedoors,glancedatPeabody.

“He’slying.”“Ohyeah,heis.”

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ShewantedCopleyinthebox,Evethought,but

knowinginherguthewaslyingdidn’tequalproof.Theminuteshetappedhim,he’dlawyerup.Shedidn’tbegrudgehimlegalrepresentation—ruleswererulesforreasons—butalawyerwasboundtoblockanddodgeherquestions,seeshewasonafishingexpedition.

ButCopleywaslying,

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andtherewasdamnwellareasonforthat,too.

“Wedig,”shetoldPeabodyastheytooktheelevatorupfromthegarageatCentral.“WedigonCopleyuntilwefindenoughtostandon,thenwebringhimin.He’snotgoingtotalktousagainwithoutalawyer,sowefindsomeholes.”

Shecheckedherwristunitfortimeasacoupleofuniformspulledina

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heroicallydrunkSantawholooked—andsmelled—likehe’dspentsometimerollingaroundinreindeerdung.

“Really?Youcouldn’ttakethatupthestairsacoupleflightstothedrunktank?”

“GottatakehimuptoSexCrimes,Lieutenant.He—”

“Hey,littlegirl!”DrunkSantasentEveablearysmile.“IgotwhatchawantforChristmasrighthere!”

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Hegrabbedhiscrotch,pumpedhiships,thenspreadopenaslitinthedirtyredpantstorevealanunfortunatelygrimypenis.

“That,”theuniformfinished.

“Ilike’emnaughty!”Santaexclaimed,thenbrokefantasticwind.

“Oh,forChrist’ssake.”“Somebodycracka

window!”Santasuggested,andadded,“Ho,ho,ho!”

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Evedidbetter.Sheleapedofftheelevatoronthenextfloor,oneshortstepinfrontofPeabody.Asthedoorsshut,sheheardSantabellow,“MerryChristmastoall!”rightbeforethegaggingnoises.

“Ithinkthatwasalive.”CautiouslyPeabodysniffedatherownsleeve.“Wemayneeddetox.Uniformsdon’tgetpaidenough.”

“Nobodygetspaid

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enougharoundhere.Sendadepartmentalmemo.Nobodyridesinthatcarforamonth.Thatshouldbeaboutlongenough.I’mnotkidding,”sheaddedwhenPeabodylaughed.

“Onit.”“Meanwhile,backto

murder.WedigonCopley.Hisbusiness,hismarriage,hisfinances,anypriorsnomatterhowminor.Hispolitics,hisreligion,his

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favoritefuckingcolor.Everything.”

“YouthinkmaybeZieglerwasblackmailinghim.”

“It’spossible,”EvesaidassheandPeabodysteppedontoaglide.“It’sjustaspossiblehiswife’sflingwithZieglerwasn’tasdiscreetasshethinks.Let’sgetacoupleofuniformsovertoZiegler’sbuildingwithashotofCopley.Maybewe’llfindsomebodywhosawhimvisit

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Ziegler’sapartment.Wejustneedtofindonelietodeepenthehole.”

“Hestruckmeastooweenie.Shit!IwishIhadn’tsaidweeniebecauseitmakesmethinkofthatsickpervert’sweenie.DowesmelllikeDrunkSantafart?”

“Ifwedid,peoplewouldbedivingoffthisglidelikelemmings.”

“You’reright.”Still,Peabodytookanother

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cautioussniffofhersleeve.“Weescapedintime.IneedareplacementfortheWword.Copleystruckmeastoowussy.There,aWforaW.”

“Wussieskill,too.”Evesteppedofftheglide,headedforHomicide.“Hefindsouthiswife’sbeendoingthetrainer.Hethinks:Thatasshole’sfuckingmywife,laughingatmebehindmyback.I’mpayinghim,andhe’sdoingmywife.Itook

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himgolfingatmyclub,forChrist’ssake.Whothefuckdoeshethinkheis?”

“He’dbepissed,”Peabodyagreed.“Anybody’dbepissed.”

“HegoestoZiegler’splacetoconfronthim—ormaybeifhereallyisawuss,hegoestopleadwithZieglertobreakitoff.Eitherway,whywouldn’tZieglerlethimin?‘Hey,man,I’mpacking,butcomeonback.What’s

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up?’”“Copleysays,‘You’ve

beenbangingmywife.Ithastostop.’”

“Maybe.AndmaybeZieglerstartsoffdenying,maybenot,”Evespeculated.“Maybehepushesformoney.‘Justprovidingaservice.Icanstoptheservice,butyouhavetomakeupthefee.’Simplebusinesstransaction.Ziegler’snotworriedaboutthisguy.Hell,he’sthe

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trainer.‘Yourwifewashappytopay,soifyoudon’twantmeprovidingtheservice,coughitup.’”

“AndCopleysnaps.Bash,bash.”

“Maybe,”Evesaidastheyturnedintothebullpen.

Someonehadaddedadentedmenorahtothedecor.Itstoodonabedofvirulentgreeneryshesuspectedwassupposedtobepineboughs.Besideitstoodasicklygray

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figureinaSantasuit,grinningviciously.

“Whatthehellisthat?”shedemanded.

Santiagoglancedupfromhiswork.“It’sZombieSanta.We’retryingtobeinclusive.”

“TheymakeZombieSantas?Whothinksofthingslikethat?”Shakingherheadatallmankind,shestrodetoheroffice.

ItsurprisedhertofindFeeneystudyingherboard.

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TheEDDcaptain,herformertrainerandpartner,worearumpledsuitthecolorof...reindeerdung,Evedecided.Wirysilverstrandspokedthroughhisexplosionofgingerhairlikecarelesslytossedtinsel.

Likethesuit,hisfacehadarumpled,lived-inlook.Hiseyesmighthaveresembledabassethound’s,buttheywerecopsharpashescannedherphotos,timelines,data.

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“Yourvicwasanasshole.”

“Completely,”sheagreed,walkingstraighttoherAutoCheftoprogramtwocoffees,strongandblack.“Leadsuspect,asofnow,isthisguy.”

ShebroughtupCopley’sIDshotafterpassingFeeneycoffee.“Oneofthevic’sregularclients.Turnsoutthevicwasbanginghiswifetwiceaweekforthelastfew

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weeks—forasidefee.Sheclaimsthehusbanddidn’tknow.”

Feeneygavethecoffeeasurfaceblow,drank.“It’shardtohideregularbanging.”

“Damnright.”Pleasedtohavehimtobouncearoundthespeculations,sheeasedahipontothecornerofherdesk.“Roughpatch,thewifeclaims.Separatebedroomsforawhile.”

“Nosexforawhile’sa

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roughpatch.Separatebedroomsisacrater.”

“Yeah?”Heeyedher.“Howlong

youbeenmarriednow?”“Coupleyears.”“Takemyword.Youcan

climboutofacrater,butit’sharderthanridingoutaroughpatch.”

“Sheclaimstheyclimbedout,mostly,andareworkingontherestoftheway.Butifhefindsoutshegotnaked

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withtheirmutualtrainer,it’soffthecliffforthemarriage.”

“Youdidn’ttellhim.”“Notyet.Weranthe

basicswithhim,andhewasnervous.Andhewaslying.Somethingmorethere,somethingwiththeviche’shiding.Sohe’stopofmylistrightnow.”

“Smashedhisheadin,hauledthebodyontothebed,thenputaknifeinthechest.Withaho,ho,ho.”

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LikeFeeney,shestudiedthecrimesceneshot,drankcoffee.

“Thelast’sakindofrage,isn’tit?”shesaid.“Acoldone.Thesmash,bash,thatstrikesmeashot.Buttheflourish?Ittakescoldblood.Copleycouldfit.”

“Aliar’sonething.Anervousone’sanother.Youcouldshakeitout.”

“Yeah,buthe’salreadybroughtuptheLword.I’m

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goingtodosomediggingonhim,lethimsettle.Hisbusinessisaboys’club.”

Feeney’sshaggyeyebrowsrose.“Heworkswithkids?”

“No—bigpublicrelationsfirm,butherunsitlikeaboys’club—ontheexeclevel,atleast.OnewomaninthemeetingIbrokeuptoday,andshedidn’tlookrealhappywithhim.Ithinkhe’sanasshole,butIhavetoask

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myselfifI’djustliketofindanassholekillerformyassholevic.”

Sheshrugged,sippedcoffee,studiedherboard.“Hehadalotofclients,usedalotofwomen.Thekillingfield’sabigone.”

“Somebodywhoneededtoputastickerinadeadguy’sgoingtobreakatsomepoint.”

“That’swhatIthink,too.Ineedtobetherewhenit

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happens.”Henodded,andfora

momentortwotheydranktheircoffee,studieddeathincompanionablesilence.

“Thewife’sallovermetowearamonkeysuittomorrow.”

Evefrowned,shiftedherthoughtprocess.“Why?”

“HowthehelldoIknow?You’refemale.Whydowomenlikemendressedupinmonkeysuits?”

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“Idon’t,especially.”“Tellmethis.”Hepointed

ather.“IsRoarkeputtingonamonkeysuitforthisshindigtomorrow?”

“No.Idon’tknow.”Forunexplainedreasons,shehadamomentofpanic.“HowwouldIknow?”

“Youlivewithhim.”“Ilivewithme,too,andI

don’tevenknowwhatI’mwearingtomorrow.”ButRoarkewould,shethought.

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Jesus,wasshesupposedtoknowwhathewaswearing?Wasthatanotherdamnmarriagerule?

“Didhewearonelastyear?”Howwasshesupposedtoremember?Butshetried.“Idon’tthinkso.Icanaskhimnottoifthathelpsyouout.”

“Dothat.Youdothat.”Witharighteousnod,Feeneysmoothedahanddownhiswrinkledjacket.“Badenough

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tohavetogetallfanciedupwithoutthat.”

“Tellme,”shesaid,withfeeling.“I’mtheonewho’llhavetohaveglopallovermyfacewhileIwalkaroundonstilts.”

“Whatyougetforbeingfemale.”

“It’snotright.”“Thewifelikesthefancy,

andthestilts.Looksgoodonher,too.Anyway.”Hescratchedathisear.

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“Anyway,I’mgoingtotellyoushemadeyouguysabowlinherpotteryclass.It’snotbad—doesn’tevenwobble.Much.”

“Ah...thatwasniceofher,”Evesaidcautiously.

“Ifigurehowmanybowlscansomebodyuse,butthat’snotsomethingyousaywhenyou’remarriedtosomebodywhokeepsmakingthem.Unlessyouwanttohitaroughpatch.”

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“Igetit.”“SoIgotthis.”He

reachedintotheinsidepocketofhisuglyjacket,tookoutasmall,slimsquarewrappedinshinyredpaper.

“Oh,”Evesaidwhenheshoveditather.

Shewaslousyatgivinggifts;shewasworseatgettingthem.

“Ididn’twanttogiveitovertomorrow,withthepartyandthepeopleandallthat.”

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“Okay.Thanks.”Afteranawkwardpause,shededucedshewasmeanttoopenitonthespot.

Shepulledoffthepaper,crumpledit,shotitintoherrecycler.Sheliftedthelid,juststared.

SmallreproductionsofthemedalssheandRoarkehadbeenawardedthemonthbeforefloatedinsideclearglass.Etchedbeneatheachweretheirnames,theaward,

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andthedatepresented.“Thisis...”Herthroat

closeduponher.“Alot,”shemanaged.“Thisisalot.”

“Ifiguredyoucouldputitsomewhereyoucouldtakealookatwhenthejobgetsheavy.Maybenothere.It’salittlelikebraggingifyouputitinhere.”

“Yeah.Itshouldbeathome.It’sRoarke’s,too.”

“Thehighesthonorgivenacop.”Therewasalightin

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hisvoicethathadherthroatcloggingonher.“Thehighestgivenacivilian.Iwasrealproudofbothofyou.”

Shestruggledforcomposurebeforesheriskedlookingupathim.“That’salot,too.”

“Can’tgetalittlesentimentalatChristmas,whencanyou?Well.”Hegaveheralightpunchonthearm,settledthemboth.“Igottagetback.Nomonkey

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suit,”heremindedher.“I’lltellhim.Thanks,

Feeney.”Shestayedwhereshewas

whenhewalkedout,ranherfingertipoverhername,overRoarke’s.

Shelookedupatherboard,attheimageofTreyZieglerproppedinbed,thatmockingnotepinnedtohischestwithakitchenknife.

“Youwereanasshole,Ziegler.Auser,awhore,a

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rapist.IwishyouwerealivesoIcouldtossyouinacage.Butsinceyou’redead,you’regoingtogetthebestI’vegot.”

Carefullysheputthelidbackonthebox,setitaside.

Shesatdownwithwhatwasleftofhercoffee,andwenttowork.

Nearlytwohourslater,sheprogrammedanothercupofcoffee,drankitstandingatherskinnywindowlooking

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outatthehustle-bustleofNewYork.

SheheardtheclompofPeabody’sboots,didn’tbothertoturn.“Itgetsdarksodamnearly.”

“Wejustpassedthesolstice,sothedaysarestartingtogetlonger.”

“Ittakestoodamnlong.Copleylooksordinary.Parentsdivorced,halfsibonthefather’sside.Averagestudent.Littledingon

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possessionrightoutofcollege,thatwouldprobablyhavegoneawayifhehadn’tmouthedofftothecops.Traffictickets,andIdugintothosealittle.Hewenttocourtoneveryoneofthem,andintwocasesendeduppayinganextrafineformouthingofftothejudge.So,sometemperthere,somerighteousness,someassholeybehavior.Nothingviolent.”

“Ididn’tfindanything

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there,either,”Peabodysaid.“Firstmarriagelastedfouryears—norecordofdomesticdisputes,buthesurefiledalotofpapersontheex.Thesplitprobablycosthimthreetimeswhatitwouldhaveifhehadn’tkeptpushingthebuttons.Still,shehadmoremoneythanhedid,andnoprenup,sohefoughthiswaytoabiggerchunkthanhemight’vegotten.”

Intrigued,Eveturned.“I

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hadn’tlookedatmarriageoneyet,butQuigley’srollinginit.Hisincome’safractionofhers.There’saprenup,betyourass.Secondmarriageforboth,yeah,shecoveredherself.Itmightbeinterestingtogetapeekatthetermsofthatone.”

“She’stheadmittedcheater.Itseemstomehe’dmakeoutbigger,considering.”

“Itdoesn’tmeanshe’sthe

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onlyonewhocheated.”Peabodypursedherlips.

“Hmm.Hadn’tgonethere.Ididtakeafirstpassathisfinancials.Ididn’tseeanythingoutofline,nothingtoindicatehe’ssteppingout.Unlesshe’sdoingitonthecheap.Nohotelbillsinthecity,nosecondrentgoingout,nopersonaltravelthatdoesn’tjibewiththewife’s.Andnowithdrawalsthatsayblackmail.”

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“He’dhaveanexpenseaccount.That’sworthalook.Andmaybe,havingmarriedasecondtimetoawomanwithmoney,helearnedsomethingaboutsockingmoneyaway.”

She’dseeifRoarkewantedtoplaywiththat.

“FromwhatIcansee,he’sgoodathisjob,”Evecontinued.“Maybearighteousassholewhenitcomestobeingcaughtdoingsomethingwrong,orwithan

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estrangedwife,buthe’sworkedhiswayupatImageWorkstopartner.”

“Icouldn’tfindanythingthatsaidotherthanhecanbeajerk,buthe’sprettymuchalaw-abidingprofessionalwithsomeskillinhischosenfield.”Peabodyliftedhershoulder.“Icouldn’tfindanyrealdings.”

“Itdoesn’tmeanthey’renotthere.Packitinforthenight.”

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“Areyou?”“Prettymuch.IthinkI’ll

swingbytheSchubertsonthewayhome,pokeatthehusbandalittle.Imightgetanotherangle.”

ShetiltedherheadwhensheheardtheoncomingprancingsherecognizedasMcNab.

Heboppedintoherdoorway.“Hey,Dallas.Peabody,youofforon?”

“Justgoingoff.”

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“Me,too.Wecangohometogether.Igotsomedatafromyourvic’shomemini,LT.I’d’vehaditearlier,butIgotpulledoffonahotone.Justgotbacktothisacouplehoursago.”

HeofferedEveadisc.“Report?”“What’sinterestingisthe

accountingprogramIdugout.Itdoesn’tlistnames—justinitials—butIdidaquickcrosswithhisclientlist,and

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there’splentythatmatch.Somerepeats,someone-offs.Andhelistsamounts.Itwouldlookup-and-upifIdidn’tknowwhatPeabodytoldmeabouthowhetooksomeclientsforaridebetweenthesheets—atacost.He’slistedthemasprivatemassageortrainerorconsults.Initials,dates,fees,andwhatI’mthinkingisaratingsystem.”

“Rating?”Everepeated.

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“Hey,someguysareshits.Hequalifies.He’sgotsomeratedwithstars.Onetothree.Ifigureheratedtheclientson,youknow,performance.”

“Scumfuck,”Peabodymuttered.

“Wouldn’tsayotherwise.”Thenheleanedin,whisperedsomethinginPeabody’searthatmadeherflushandgiggle.

“Youjustsaidsomecrap

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abouttherenotbeingenoughstars,orsomethingequallyfullofit.”

McNabonlygrinned.“WhatcanIsay?I’maromantic,notascumfuck.”

“Gohome,getout,scram.Bothofyou.”

“Seeyoutomorrow.Party!”Peabodydidaquickjiginherpinkboots,thendashed.

Alone,Eveturnedthediscinherhand.Itwould

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wait,shethought,untilhome.Itwasn’tmuchofa

detour,andEvewantedtotieoff,oratleastshorten,asmanylooseendsasshecouldmanagebeforetheparty,theweekend,thewholecrazyChristmasextravaganzasuckedupanytimeforworkandreality.

Oncesheparked,shejoinedthesidewalktraffic—thoseheadedhome,thoseheadedout,thosehauling

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shoppingbagsandlikelyonaself-imposedforcedmarchtoanotherretailoutletwheretheycouldaccumulatemoreshoppingbags.

ThanktinybirthdayJesusshewasdonewiththatpart.

TheSchuberttownhousesatwithinspittingdistanceofMartella’ssister’sbrownstone.Still,therelativelyshortdistanceputitinamoreactivesectionwhereEveimaginedstreet

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artistssetupduringtheday,andthesnugoutdoorspacesafewrestaurantsboastedlikelydidyeoman’sdutyingoodweather.

AnactualhumanvoicerespondedtoEvewhenshebuzzedatthedoor.

“MayIhelpyou?”“LieutenantEveDallas,

NYPSD,tospeakwithMartellaorLanceSchubert.”

“Onemomentplease,Lieutenant.”

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Ittookhardlymorebeforeawomanwithtoffee-coloredskinandicyblueeyesopenedthedoor.Sheworehergoldenbrownhairindozensofthinbraidsallgatheredintoatail,andmadesimpleblackpantsandwhiteshirtlookglamorous.

“Pleasecomein,Lieutenant.I’mCatianaDubois,Mrs.Schubert’ssocialsecretary.MayItakeyourcoat?”

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“I’vegotit.”“Ifyou’llcomewithme.”

Sheledthewayleftthroughthefoyer—everythingbrightandfreshwiththosetall-stemmedredflowersEvecouldn’trememberthenameofgroupedtogetherinabundanceonalongtable—intoaspacioussittingroomwithmorebrightandfreshinboldcolors,silverytrim,andatinyfireplacesimmeringinthewall.

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Thetreecenteredinthewindow.Angelsflewonitsbranchesandshimmeredinitstinywhitelights.Underit,elegantlywrappedgifts,artisticallyarranged,addedmorecolor.

“TheSchubertswillberightdown.CanIofferyousomething?Coffeeortea—orhotcider?”

Thecidersoundedtempting,butshehopedtomakeitquick.“No,thanks.”

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“Pleasesit,becomfortable.It’salovelypicture,isn’tit?”CatianasaidasshenoticedEvestudyingtheimageofMartellainmilesoffrothybridalwhitecaughtinthearmsofastrikingmaninformalblack.

“Great-lookingcouple.”“Theyare.Andstillvery

muchlikethenewlywedsyouseethere.Lieutenant,Idon’tknowifit’sappropriateornecessary,butI’dliketotell

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youIknewTreyZiegler.Notwell,”sheaddedquicklywhenEveturnedtoher.“PartofmybenefitsisamembershiptoBuffBodies.Ididn’tworkwithMr.Ziegler.Idon’tuseatrainer,butIattendsomeclasseswhenIcanjugglethemin,andIoftenusethefacilitiesintheearlymorningorafterwork.SoIknewhim,alittle.”

“Didyoueversleepwithhim?”

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Catianawinced.“You’redirect.ButIsupposethat’sbest.No.Hedidn’tappealtomeinthatway,whichfromwhatIsensedwastheexceptionratherthantherule.Ididn’tlikehim,andIdidn’tlikethathehitonme—subtly,butunmistakably.Maybesomeoneelsewouldhavetakenhisofferofafreetrialasatrainerasacourtesy,orawaytodrumupbusiness,buttome,itfelttoo...

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suggestive.Ican’tsayhecrossedanylines,buthebrushedawfullyclosetothem—forme.Andwhenhebrushedtoocloseformypersonalcomfort,Itoldhimtopissoff.”

“You’redirect.”Catianasmiled.“Icanbe.

Itriedtobebothfirmanddiscreet,butIthoughtIshouldtellyouincaseIwasn’tasdiscreetasIassumed.Hedidn’tlikemy

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reaction,andwhenoneofthewomenIoftentookaclasswithaskedmeout—andmyreactionwassurprise,shewasembarrassed,andtoldmethewordwasIpreferredwomen.IthappensIdon’t,anditwaseasytotracetherumor’ssource.”

“ToZiegler.”“Yes.Iletitgo.Itdidn’t

mattertome.Iwasn’tlookingtostartanysortofromanticorsexual

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relationshipatmygym,soitdidn’tmatter.Andheleftmealone.IassumehebelievedtheonlyreasonIturnedhimdownwasbecauseIwasinclinedtowardwomen.Butthen...”

ShetrailedoffasMartellaandherhusbandcamein.

“Idon’twanttoholdyouup.CanIgetyouanythingbeforeIgo?”sheaskedMartella.

“Whydon’tyoufinishit

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off?”EvelookedatCatiana,thenheremployers.“Anyproblemwiththat?”

“You’retellingher?”Martellaasked.“Youshouldtellherallofit.Tellher,Cate.”

“Allright,thanks.I’dratherfinishitoff.Iwouldn’thavethoughtanything—ornotmuchofanythingofit,Lieutenant,butafter...Inbrief,acoupleweeksagothemanI’vebeenseeingfora

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whilestoppedbythegym.Iwasmeetinghimforbreakfastbetweenclassandwork,buthecameinjustasIwascomingoutofthelockerroom.Iguessitwasobviouswe’reinvolvedasseveralpeopleaskedmeabouthimthenexttimeIwentin.”

“They’restillattheglowstage,”Martellasaid.“It’ssweet.”

“It’sstillnew,”Catianasaid.“Ihadamassage

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bookedthatweek,endoftheday,withmyusualtherapist.Butwhentheycalledmeoutoftherelaxationroomintothemassageroom,Zieglerwasthere.HesaidLola—myusual—wasn’tavailable,sohewasdoingmymassage.Heofferedmesometea.Ideclined,andIsaidI’dreschedule.”

“Why?”“Bottomline?”She

movedhershouldersinan

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elegantsortofshrug.“Ididn’twanthishandsonme,itwasassimpleasthat.SoIwalkedout,gotdressed,wenthome.Thatwasacoupledaysbeforehewaskilled.Iwouldn’thavethoughtanythingofit,justanannoyance,but...”

“Itoldhereverything.”Martellagropedforherhusband’shand.“ItoldCatianaandLanceeverythingaboutwhathappened,about

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whatyoufoundout.About...Hewasgoingtodoittoher.Yousaidwhenyoucontactedmethismorning,he’dputsomethinginthetea.”

LanceSchubert,justasstrikingashisweddingphoto,drewhiswifeclosetohisside.Hiseyes,hardasstone,heldEve’s.“That’srape.It’snodifferentfromsexualassault.”

“No,it’snot,”Evesaid.

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“Ifhehadn’tmademyskincrawl—anditwasassimpleandasvisceralasthat—I’dhavegoneaheadwiththemassage.”

Catianarubbedherarms,thensighed,leanedinalittlewhenLanceputanarmaroundherinturn.

“I’dhavetriedthetea.WhenMartellatoldme,Irealizedhewasn’tjustannoying,wasn’tjustsomeonewhomademefeel

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uncomfortable.Hewasapredator.Idon’twanttogetinthewayofwhatyou’reheretotalkabout,butIthoughtIshouldtellyou.”

“Iappreciatethatyoudid.Itwashispattern,andyourinstinctsweregood.Walkingoutkeptyoufrombeinganothervictim.”

“Ididn’twalkout.Ilethimin.I’msosorry,Lance.”

“Stop.”HeangledtopresshislipstoMartella’s

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hair.“Stop.”“I’llleaveyoutotalk,”

Catianabegan.“Stay,please.Canshe

stay?”MartellaaskedEve.“I’vetoldherallofit,thenshetoldme.Ithelpsalittle.”

“It’suptoyou.”“Whydon’twesit?Let’s

allsitdown.”Lanceledhiswifetothesofa,keptherhandinhis.

“Mr.Schubert,you’reawarethatthedeceased,Trey

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Ziegler,administeredanillegalsubstancetoyourwife,withoutherknowledge,andwhileshewasundertheinfluenceofsame,rapedher.”

Schubert’ssmooth,handsomefacehardened.“Yes.”

“Andwhendidyoubecomeawareofthesecircumstances?”

“Thisafternoon.Catianacontactedme,toldmeIneededtocomehomeassoon

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aspossible.Icamehome—byone-thirty—andTellatoldmewhathadhappened.”

“IthoughtI’dcheated.”TearsswirledinMartella’seyes.“IthoughtI’dcheatedonLance,andIcouldn’tunderstandhowIcouldhave.Itriedtotellmyselfitwasjustanawfulmistake,justsex,andataweakmoment,butitmademesickinside.Thenyoucontactedme,andtoldmethere’dbeen

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somethinginthetea,thathe’dputsomethingintheteahe’dgivenme,and...”

“Shefellapart,”Catianasaid.“Iwashere,andwhenshegotoffthe’link,shewenttopieces.Shetoldmeeverything,andwhenshewascalmenough,Itoldherwhathadhappenedwithme.IgaveherasootherandgotintouchwithLance.”

“YoualsoworkedwithZiegler,”Evesaidto

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Schubert.“Youhadnoindicationpriortotodayofthisincidentwithyourwife?”

“None.Iwouldn’thavethoughtofit,consideredit.Iknewsomethingwaswrong.You’vebeentryingtoohard,”hemurmuredtoMartella.“Iknewtherewassomething,butIneverconsidered...IfIhad,ifI’dknownwhathedid,I’dhavekilledhim.”

“Lance!”“I’dhavekilledhim,”he

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repeated,hisvoicestonecold,amirrorofhiseyes.“I’dhavebeatenhimtopulpwithmyownhands.IwishIcould.She’snaive,kind,trusting,”hesaidtoEve.“Hetookadvantageofallofthat,andthefactthatwe’dhadastupidfight,andIwentoutoftownonbusinessbeforewe’dresolvedit.Herapedmywife.I’dhavegoneafterhim,andI’dhavebeatenhimintothegroundforit.”

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“Didyougotohisapartment?”

“Idon’tevenknowwhereitis.ButI’dhavefoundout.No,”hecorrected,furyaliveineveryword.“No,I’dhavegonetowhereheworks,wherehe’ssoproudofhimself,wherehepreensandstruts,andI’dhavetakenhimapart,inpublic.Humiliatedandhurthim,thewayhehumiliatedandhurtmywife.Herapedher,thenhe

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extortedmoneyfromher.Ididn’tkillhim,more’sthepity.ButI’dshakethehandofthepersonwhodid.”

“Ishouldneverhavelethimcomehere.Ishouldn’thave—”

“You’renottoblame.”Schubertturnedhiswifetowardhim,tookhershouldersgently.“You’renottoblameforthis,foranyofit.”HedrewMartellain,lookedatEve.“She’snotto

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blame.”“No,”Eveagreed,“she’s

not.Therewereothers,Martella.We’refindingalotofothers.They’renottoblame,either.”

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Sheletitallcircleinhermindonthedrivehome,

hopingshe’dfindasolidplaceforatheorytoland.Butthegroundremainedtoosoft.

Toomanypeople,shethought,withtoomanymotives.Alibisthatsheimaginedcouldbetoppledoratleastshakenwithenoughofapush.

Maybeitwastheseasonofgoodwilltowardmen—notthatshe’dfoundthatever

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heldfast—butwithZieglerillwillseemedtheprimaryemotion.

Anddamnit,shefeltsomeillwillofherown.Shewantedtoshutthedoorontheinvestigation—andthekiller—tieitallupsoshecouldenjoythefestivities,theholiday,thelights,thetree,thetimewithRoarke.

ThroughoutherchildhoodChristmashadbeenemptyorpainfulorjustlacking.Aday

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otherkidsrushedoutofbedtotearoffpaperandribbonandfindshinydreamsrealized.

Untilshe’dbeeneight,herbestgifthadbeenifherfatherhadbeentoodrunktoknockheraround.Orworse.

Andaftershe’dkilledRichardTroy—tosaveherselffromthe“orworse”—she’dbeennoone’schild.Afoster,anadd-on,atoken.Partofthatwasprobablyher

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ownattitude,sheadmittedasshedrovethroughthegates.Butshe’dhadprettybadluckinthesystem.Stateschoolhadbeenblandandgray,buteasier.

Butnow,shehadhome—asbrightandshinyasitgot.ShehadRoarke,theepitomeofallgifts.Andforreasonsthatoftenbaffledher,shehadfriends.Morethanshesometimes—mosttimes—knewwhattodowith,but

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they’daddeddimensiontoherlifewhileshewasn’tlooking.

Thinkingofhervictim,ofwhathe’ddonetofillhisownlife,shefoundherselfgratefulforwhatshehad.

Even—whenshewalkedinandsawhim—Summerset.

Sortof.Thecatprancedoverto

her,jinglingalltheway.ShesupposedithadbeenSummersetwho’daddedthe

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bowandbelltoGalahad’scollar.

She’dhavesaidsomethingsnarky,butthecatappearedtoenjoytheadornment.

“ThefirstteamofdecoratorswillbehereateightA.M.sharp,”Summersetinformedher.“They’llbeginintheballroom.Asecondteamwillarrivebytentocompleteworkontheterraces.Cateringarrivesat

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fourintheafternoon,andwaitstaffatsixforarun-through.Otherauxiliarystaffwillarrivebysix-thirty.”

“Okay.”“Yourstylistwillarrive

bysix,givingherninetyminutestodealwithyou.You’llbefinished,preparedtogreetguestsatseven-fifty-five.”

“Idon’twantninetyminutes,forGod’ssake,withTrina.Whoneedsninety

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minutestogetreadyforaparty?”

Eyebrowsraised,Summersetlookeddownhisnose.

“Thearrangementshavebeenmade.Thescheduleisset.Thegiftsyoubroughthomearewrapped,labeled,andunderthetreeinthemastersuite.Whatyou’vehadwrappedorareintheprocessofinexpertlywrappingforRoarkeremain

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intheBlueRoom.”Hereyesnarrowed.

“Whatwereyoudoinginthere?”

“Myduties.Doyouwanttherestofthosegiftswrappedandbroughtdowntothetreeinthemainparlor.”

“I’lldoit.”Herbackstiffened.“Iknowtherules.I’msupposedtodoit.There’sstilltime.Just...stayoutofthereuntilI’mfinished.”

Flustered,sheshotupthe

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stairswiththebelledcatjing-a-lingingafterher.

Shehadn’tforgottenRoarke’sgifts—Godknewshe’dsqueezedherbraintoputtytocomeupwiththingstherichestmaninthefreeworldwouldn’thaveandmightwant—butshe’dmostlypushedasidetherealityofwrappingthemup.

Nowshehadtodothat,orderdecoratorsaround,dealwithTrina,makenicewitha

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housefulofguests,and,ohyeah,closeamurdercase.

Maybeshecouldhiresomeone(notSummerset)tofinishwrappingRoarke’sstuff.Itwasn’treallycheatingifshepaid.Peoplediditallthetime,didn’tthey?

Infact,howdidsheknowRoarkepersonally,physicallywrappedupwhateverhegother?

Stewingoverit,shemarchedintothebedroom

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whereRoarkestoodpullingonasteel-graysweater.

“Doyouwrapmygiftsyourself?”

Hefinishedpullingonthesweater,shookbackhishair,eyedher.“Isn’tthatwhatelvesarefor?WhywouldIputgood,enterprisingelvesoutofwork?”

“That’sright.”Shejabbedafingerathim.“That’sfuckingAright!”

“I’mgladweagree.”

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“Wheredoyougettheelves?”

“Eachmustfindone’sown.”Hewalkedover,caughtherfaceinhishands,kissedher.“Hello,Lieutenant.”

“Yeah,hey.Letmeaskyousomethingelse.”

“I’mheretoserve.”“What’sthefirstthing

you’ddoifyoufoundoutI’dcheatedonyouwith...anelf.Asexy,buffelf.”

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“Thefirstthing?”“Yeah,gowiththegut.”“I’dtossyououtonyour

ear,nakedasI’dhaveburnedallyourclothesalongwiththerestofyourbelongings.”

Reasonable,shethought.“Whatifthingswere

reversed,financially,andthebigbulkofthedoughwasmine.”

Heflickedafingeroverthedentinherchin.“Whatdifferencedoesthatmake?

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You’dbenakedonthestreet,weepingasyoubeggedforforgivenessthatwouldnevercome.”

“Harsh,butfair.”Amusementlivedinthose

wildblueeyes,butsheseriouslywantedthatgutinstinct.

“Okay.WhatifyoufoundoutI’dbeenduped,slippedanillegalsotheelfcouldbangmewithoutmyconsent,butwithoutmyobjectionasI

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wasundertheinfluence?”“Iwouldbeattheelfinto

elfinoozeimmediatelyandmercilessly,then...acid,Ibelieve,”hesaidafteramoment’sthought.“Acidwouldbethefinaltouch,pouredliberallyovertheooze.”

“Nice.Withyourfists—thebeatingintooozepart?”

“DoIloveyou?”“Yeah,youdo.”Shegave

hischestalightpunch.“Sap.”

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“Thenithastobemyfists.Heputhishandsonyou.Minehavetobeonhim.”

“Yeah.Yeah.”Shesat,pulledoffherboots.“Yeah.Theyloveeachother.”

“Whoarethey?”“TheSchuberts—Martella

andLance.Thevicdosedher,andhe’sonmylist.Buthe’sdownthebottombecause,yeah,Ithinkhe’dhaveconfrontedZieglerifhe’d

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known.Ithinkhe’dhavehuntedhimdownlikeasickdog,andIthinkhe’dhavegottenphysical.Butnotthegrab-a-blunt-objectphysical.Ifhe’dknownshe’drolledwithZiegler,whetherornothe’dknownaboutthedate-rapedrug—he’dhaveusedhisfists.That’showhestrikesme.Still,Ihavetoconsider.”

Shegotuptodigoutthicksocks.“She’sthesister

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ofanotherofZiegler’smarks—thoughthesister—NatashaQuigley—waswilling,andpaidforsex.Idon’tlikethehusband—Quigley’s.He’sgotawussy,entitledthingthatrubsmewrong.Ican’ttellifit’sjustthatorifhe’ssendingoffbells.ButIwantagooddigonhisfinancials.”

“Ah.Playtimeforme.”“Itwouldhelpmeout,if

you’vegottimeforit.”“Whydon’twehavea

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drink,somefood,andyoucantellmemoreaboutit?”

Herfirstthoughtwastogeteverythingdown,writeitout,thensherealizedshemighthaveitmoreconciseafterrollingitaroundwithhim.

“Worksforme.Oh,Inearlyforgot.WegotaChristmaspresent.”

Shedugintohercoatpocket,tookoutthebox.“FromFeeney.Hewarnedme

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hiswife’smadeusabowl,butthisisfromhimtobothofus.”

“Ifindhiswife’spotterycharming.”

“Yeah,Iknow,sinceyouactuallyfindplacesforitinsteadofaccidentlybreakingitorhidingitinsomedarkcloset.Gofigure.ButIthinkyou’rereallygoingtolikethis.”

Heopenedthebox,tookouttheglass,andsimply

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staredatit.“Ihadthesamereaction.

Hesaidhewantedustohaveit,toremember,tobeabletoseeitwhenthingsgotheavy.Hesaidhewasreallyproudofus.Andlikethat.Ididn’treallyknowwhattosay.”

“Itmeansagreatdeal,”Roarkemurmured.“Averygreatdealthathe’ddothis,thinkofdoingit.”

“Iknow.Andhegotthat.Hesaidhethoughtweshould

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keepitathome,becauseifIputitinmyoffice,itwassortoflikebragging.”

Roarke’slipscurved.“TrustFeeney.”

“Ifigurehe’sright,thatitshouldstayhere.AndIthought,notmyoffice,notyours,becauseit’sourstogether.Ithoughtmaybeitshouldstayinherebecausethisisourspace.Especiallyours,Imean.”

“Yes.Especiallyours.”

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Afteraglance,Roarkemovedovertoatableinthesittingarea,setthegiftdown.“How’sthat?”

“It’sgood.”Shejoinedhandswith

him,startedout.Thecatracedahead,ringingcheerfully.“DidSummersetputthatstupidbellonhim?”

“Iputthatstupidbellonhim.”

“You?”Sheshothimastunnedglance.“Seriously?”

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“Itwasaweakmoment,”Roarkeadmitted.“Givehimabitofthefestive,Ithought.Andnowhe’sringinglikeamadthing,mostofitonpurposetomymind.He’senjoyingit.”

“Thebow,too?”“Isaiditwasaweak

moment.Ihadtoputinseveralshortappearancesatanumberofofficepartiestoday.Obviously,itloweredmyresistance.”

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“Howmuchdidyoudrink?”shewondered.

“Notatall,butIwillnow.”Inherofficeheopenedthewallslot,choseabottleofwine.“Agood,heartyred.Howaboutasteak?AlltheminglingbetweenmeetingsmeantImissedlunchaltogether.I’mstarving.”

“Icouldgoforsteak.It’sthefirstthingIeverateinthishouse.WhydidIrememberthatnow?”

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“Holidaysentiment.”“Iloveyou.”Hesetthebottleaside,

steppedovertogatherherin.“It’salwayslovelytohearyousayit.”

“IthoughtofittodaywhenIwaslisteningto,watchingtheSchuberts.Theyloveeachother.Icouldseeit,clearaswater,becauseIcanfeelit,allthewaythroughme.SoIdon’tthinkthey’reinvolvedwithZiegler’s

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murder.Whichisstupidbecauselovingeachotherdoesn’tmeanoneofthemdidn’tbashZieglerthenshoveaknifeinhim.”

“Butyoudon’tthinkso.”“Idon’t.ButI’malittle

worriedaboutthatholidaysentiment.Ineverusedtohaveit.”

“Aby-productofhavinglove,andhome.”Hedrewherback.“Andlife.”

“Iguessso.I’llget

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dinner.”“No,youdealwiththe

wineandI’llgetdinner,orelsethere’llbenothingontheplatesbutsteakandpotatoes.”

“Whydoestherehavetobeanythingelse?”

“BecauseIloveyou.”“Yeah,yeah.”Butshe

openedthewine,pouredforbothofthem.

“LetmetellyouaboutMartella’ssocialsecretary.”

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Astheysat,shewentoveritfromthestart.

“Ibelievedher,”Evesaid.“Therewassomethingsoupfrontandclear-eyedaboutit.Andstill,it’ssodamnedconvenient.NowayIcanproveordisprovewhatshetoldme,anditlaysonthepattern,givesMartella,eventhehusband,somecover.”

“Andstillyoubelieveher.”

“DoIjustwantto?

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MaybeI’mlosingmycynicaledge.”

“Never.”Laughing,hetoastedher.“You’reacopthroughandthrough,Lieutenant.Yourcynicismandyourinstinctsremainsolid.Tome,thestorysoundsplausible,andslidesrightintothepatternofyourvictim’sbehavior.She’sattractive,thisCatiana?”

“Astunner.Moreastunnerthanheremployer,

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andIgotnovibe—notevenasniffofone—ofinterestbetweenherandthehusband.”

“Butyou’regoingtorunher.”

“Sure.”“There’smypoint.”He

tappedhisglasstohers.“Yourcynicismremainsintact.”

“Whew.Sothesister.”Evecutmoresteak,considereditanothermiracle

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shecouldindulgeinactualcowmeatonanysortofregularbasis.“YesterdayshesaysnothingwentonbetweenherandZiegler.IletitgobecausewegotinformationfromMartella,butitdidn’tjibe,notaltogether.AnditfitlesswhenweconfirmedZieglerusedthedrugonseveralwomen,didtheextracurricularwithseveralmoreforpay.Andthestraightsexforpay?He

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exploitedfemaleclientswithmoney,andlooks,andwithabouttentofifteenyearsonhim.Richolderwomenwithtimeandmoneytospend.NatashaQuigleyfitthatcriteria,butshewantstosaynothinghappened?”

“Notallrich,married,somewhatolderwomenfallinbedwithagigolo.”

“Gigolo.”Experimentally,sheletitrolloverhertongue.“Thatword’s

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toofunandfancyforZiegler.”

“Youprefer?”“Scumfuck,butbackto

thepoint.Sure,notallrich,married,somewhatolderwomenfall,butshefithispatternofmarkrightdowntheline.Soifshe’dsaid,yeah,hemadethemoves,butshedoesn’tpayforsex,orshegetssomuchsexathomeshecan’thandlemore,oranythingthatrangtrue,okay.

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Adozenwaysshecouldhaveplayedit,butsheplayeditwrong,soIknewdamnwellshe’ddoneitwithhim.”

Sheate,liftedherglass,thengrinned.“Hey,you’reright.Cynicismintact.”

“Andinstinctscorrect,Itakeit.”

“Yeah,shespilleditonceIpoppedthecork.Roughpatchinthemarriage.That’sparforthecourse,right?Idon’tgetusingthatasan

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excusetoplayaround.”Playfully,hewalkedhis

fingersupthebackofherhand.“Whichiswhyyou’renotnakedonthestreet,mydarlingEve.”

“Twocansaythat.Anyway,madeamistake,blahblah.Tryingtofixthemarriage,pleasedon’ttellmycluelessspouseorhe’llleavemeandsoon.Tellsmeheneverdosedher,butshewillinglyaccepted,bookeda

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hotelsuite,paidhimforservicesrendered.Butshewasdonewithitwhensheandherhusbanddecidedtotrytopatchthingsup,andhowthey’retakingatripaftertheholidays.”

“Shethinkslyingtohim,deceivinghimaboutthis,willimprovethings?”

Pleasedhehadthesamereaction,thesamequestion,shescoopedupabiteofsomesortofcreamypotato.“Alot

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ofpeoplethinkthatway.WhenInudgedheronwhatwouldhedoifheknew,sheclaimedhe’snotviolent.Buttherewasalittlehesitation.AndwithsomecheckingIfoundhe’sgotaquickfuse.Nothingreallyphysical,butalotofmouththat’sgottenhimintrouble.

“Andhe’sanasshole.”“Whatsort?Thereareso

manykinds,”Roarkepointedout.

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“That’ssotrue.Misogyny,whichisjustafancywordforamanwhotreatswomenlikepropsorlesserconveniences.Hewasnervouswhenwetalkedtohim,butsnotty,too.Idon’tthinkhecaredforbeinginterrogatedbyacoupleof‘girls.’”

“Wellnow,he’llruetheday.”

“WhichisfancytalkforI’llkickhisassintheboxifIcangethimthere.Which

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leadsmetolookingformoney.Mostofit’sthewife’s.Soaguylikethathasarichwife,Ijustbethe’sgotsomehiddenawaysoheneverendsupnakedinthestreet.Andifhe’sgotsomehiddenaway,justmaybewecanfindwithdrawalsthatmayindicatehewaspayingZieglertobequietaboutsomething.Orthathehasaskirtorskirtsonthesideforthoseroughpatches.Hotel

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roomsorgifts,oralittlelovenest.Something.”

“Wellnow.Youdidn’tlikehimatall.”

“Notevenalittle.”“I’mhappytolook.What

didyousayhedid?”“Publicrelations.

Somethinghe’sapparentlyprettygoodat.Sohe’shighonmylist.Alongwithhim,Ihaveafemalewritertypewhowasoneofthevic’sclients,whoheslippedthe

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drugto,whohasnoalibiforthetimeinquestion.Andaformerboxer,currentgymownerandtrainerwhohatedthevic,andhadgoodreasontowantsomepayback.

“Thereareothers,”sheadded,“whichistheproblem.WehavenoshortageofpeoplewhomighthavegivenZiegleragoodwhack,withwhatcouldbearguedascause.”

“Youcouldgivemean

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earlyChristmasgift,”Roarkesuggested.“Providemealist,andI’llcomboverallthefinancials.”

“Youreallywouldconsiderthatagift.”

“Stealingwassuchbloodyfun.”Heleanedback,gesturingwithhisglassbeforesavoringmorewine.“Thethrillofslidingthroughthedark,intoplacesmeanttobelockedandbarredtome.Placeswithsuchbeauty—the

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sortaDublinstreetratcouldneverhopetosee,muchlesstouch.Andneverhold,neverkeep.Beyondtheneedforsurvivalthatstarteditwithliftinglocksorpinchingpurses,itbecameaworldofpossibility,asmuchanartasthepaintingsorjewelryImighthavenicked.”

“Didnick,”shecorrected.“Didindeed,”hesaid

withthewistfulaffectionofmemory.“Andbeyondthe

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lightfingersandslippingintothedark,therewasthetechnologythatsoappealedtome.”

“Ageekthief.”“Asyoulike.More

slipping,moresliding,morelifting.Moreworldsofpossibilities.Nowthestealing’soffthetable,isn’tit?”

“Itis—youtookitoffyourself.”

“Withoutasingleregret

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fromwhereI’msittingnow,lookingattheonlyworldofpossibilitiesIneedforalifetime.”

“Isthatlikesayingtherearen’tenoughstars?”

Curious,hesmiledather.“Itcouldbe.Butthepointis,darlingEve,survivalthroughpossibilities,andthosepossibilitiesbecameakindofgameorindulgenceasI’dlearnedtomakemyownthroughbusiness.

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Legitimately.Amancanputasidegamesandindulgencesforbiggerprizes.”

Heliftedherhand,kissedherfingers.“Itdoesn’tmeanhecan’tenjoyabitoftheslippingandsliding,iftheliftingisinagoodandrighteouscause.Yougivemethat,bytrustingme,andsharingwhatyouarewithme.I’veamedalthatsitsbesideyours,floatinginglass,givenmebyamanwho

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standsasyourfather.AmanIrespectmorethanmost.Ihavethataswellbecauseyougavemeotherpossibilities,openedotherworldstomethatwereoncebarredandlocked.”

“Youopenedthemyourself.Youearnedthemyourself.”

“I’dneverhavelookedtowardthematallwithoutyou.Itdoesn’tmeanIcan’tenjoypokingmyfingersinto

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bitsofbusinesssomewouldsayIhavenobusinessin.

“I’llfindtheaccounts,”hepromisedher,“asIagreethey’retheretobefound.Andconsiderthetimewellspent.”

Shebroughtherhandtohischeek.“ThenMerryChristmas.Oh,wait.Shit.Don’twearatux.”

“Ihadthoughttochangeintoblacktieforabitofcyberstealth,butIcanstayas

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Iamifyoulike.”“No,tomorrow.Feeney’s

wife’sbeenonhimaboutwearingone,andhe’sstandingfirm—butifyouwearone,she’lldoghimonit.Sodon’t.”

“Iwasn’tplanningonit.”“Good.Thenit’ssimple.

WhatamIwearing?”“Notatux.”“Againgood,because

she’dprobablydoghimforthat,too.Youaren’tgoingto

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tellme,”shedecidedafteramoment.

“Ifyoudon’tlikewhatLeonardodesignedfortheoccasion,youcanchoosesomethingelse.Ihopeyouwon’t.”Hekissedherhandagain.“I’veseentheholographicimage,andyou’lllookamazing.”

“IfI’mgoingtolooksoamazingafterIputiton,whydoIneedanhourandahalfwithTrinaslatheringstuffall

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overmefirst?”Hegaveherhanda

squeeze,thenaquickpat.“Istayoutofsuchmatters—formyownwell-being.”

“I’mnotgoingtothinkaboutit.That’stomorrow,andthisisnow,andwhoknowsanyway?”

“Succinctlyput.”“Shutup.Moneyforyou,

murderforme.”Sherose,bentover,kissedhim.“And,Iguess,forusitdoesn’tget

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Smuchbetter.”

•••

hesatatherdesk,coffeeattheready,herboard

infullview.Andwentbacktothebeginning.

Shebroughtthecrimescenereconstructiononscreen,studiedthetwofigures,theangles,thearcofthefirstblow,thesecond.

Tobethorough,she

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checkedhernotes,foundSima’sstatement,recheckedAllaCoburn’s.Thetwowomenknowntohavehadaccesstothebedroombothstatedthevic’slatesttrophystoodprominentlyonthebureau.

Sothereconstructionheldfromherpointofview.Asdidtheprobability—97.4percent—themurderwastheimpulseandpassionofthemoment.

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Aman,approximatelysixfeetinheight—orawomanofthatheightorinheelsthatliftedhertoit.

UnlessSimahadbeenstandingonabox,thatleftherout.AndhoweverEvefeltpersonallyaboutTrina,shecouldn’tseethehair-and-skinmonsterbeatingaguy’sheadinbecausehe’ddissedafriend.

Coburn.Possibleifshe’dwornfive-inchheels,which

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strangelywomendid.Butthenwhyleavesomuchevidencetyinghertothescene?Panic?Possible.Butwritinganote,gettingaknifefromthekitchen,jammingthatknifeintoadeadbody,didn’tspeakofpanic.

Ifawomanhadthecoldbloodforthat,shehadenoughcontroltograbherbraandhershoes.

Still...Eveplayedwithhernotes.Wouldthatsame

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womanbecleverenoughtoleaveincriminatingevidencebehindasakindofcover?Astretch,Evethought.Somethingtoweighin,butshejusthadn’tgottenshrewdcalculationfromAllaCoburn.

LillByers,thevic’ssupervisor.Absolutelynoevidenceshe’dhadanythingbutaprofessionalrelationshipwiththevictim.Physically,she’dfit.Height,strength,andshe’dhaveknownthe

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vic’saddress.She’dknownatleastsomeofwhathedidontheside.

Possiblekickback?Vicpaysherapercentageofhissidebusinessinordertorunitsmoothlyoutofthefacility.Shewantsmore,theyargueoverit,shelosesit.

Weak,Evethought,justweak.Andthecomputeragreedwithherata53.6probability.

David“Rock”Britton.

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Abouttherightheight,certainlystrongenough.Motiveandpotentialopportunitywiththelackofanalibi.

Thecomputerlikedhim,shenoted,withaprobabilityofnearlyninetypercent.Butthecomputerhadn’tlookedinhiseyes.Ifhe’dgoneafterZiegler,he’dhaveusedhisfists.

Thefashionblogger.Tallenough,fitenough.Andif

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herpreviousexperiencewithdaterapeheldtrue,morethanenoughmotive.Somebodygotawaywithitonce,byChrist,thisfuckerwasn’tgettingawaywithit.

Somotive,noalibi,physicallyable.

Everose,walkedaroundherboard,rearrangedsomephotos,somedata.

Shesatagain,studieditagain.

Ofthatgroup,theblogger

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wenttothetop.Theflourishofthenote,theknife?Yeah,shecouldseeit.Insulttoinjury.

MartellaSchubert.Delicate—butthatwaspersonalitymorethanphysicality.Sheseemeddelicate,alittleonthefragileside.Monied,pampered—andtherewasalwayspowerinmoney.Takenatfacevalue,herstatementindicatedshehadn’tknownshe’dbeen

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dosed,feltguiltyforbetrayinghermarriage.

And,takenatfacevalue,herstatementcouldindicateshefeltguiltyenoughtoconfrontthevic,arguewithhim.Hewantsmoremoneytokeeptheirtrystasecret.Shelosesit.

Itcouldplay,Evemused.Shecouldseethatplayingout.Butshecouldn’tseethedelicateMartellaaddingtheflourish.

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ButwhowasshewiththefirsttimeEvehadinterviewedher?

Thesister.Bigsister.Impulse,rage,violence,

panic.Whatifshe’dcalledon

thesister.Tash,I’mintrouble.Oh

God,he’sdead!Ikilledhim.WhatshouldIdo?

Whatwouldbigsisterdo?Wouldsheruntotherescue,assessthesituation?Andwith

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theknowledgethevichadsleptwithherandthesister,leadwithalittleofherownrage?

Thenote,theknife,thenunity.Eachkeepingthebigsecretwhiledribblingoutbitsoftherest.

Maybe.OrNatashaQuigley

alone.SheclaimedthearrangementwithZieglerwasover,endedwithherhopesofmendinghermarriage.

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MaybeZieglerdidn’twantitover—wantedhertokeeppaying.Ormaybeshe’dfoundoutabouthersister,confrontedZiegler.

Alibireasonablytight,Evemused.Butallfromstaffofonekindoranother,andstaffoftensaidordidwhattheyweretoldtosayanddo.

Andphysicallyshefitthebill.

Asforthehusbands,shecouldn’tseeSchubert.Like

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Rock,he’dhaveusedhishands,hisfists.

NowJJCopleydidn’tstrikeherasaguywholedwithhisfists.Abluntobjectseemedmorehisstyle.Andtheflourish,well,thatfit,too.Paybackwithoutanychanceofconfrontation.

Shecouldseehimstabbingadeadman.Yeah,shecouldseeit.

Butmaybeshecouldseeitbecauseshejustdidn’tlike

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him.Regardless,hetoppedthe

listofthisnextgroup,withhiswiferunningaclosesecond.

Andstill,notenough,Evethought.

Soshegotmorecoffee,satagain,putherfeetuponthedeskandlettheentirebusinessbeginagaininsideherhead.

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Roarkeglancedup,distracted,bythejingle

bells.GalahadslunkintohisofficejustaheadofEve.

“Ihavesomedataforyou,”hetoldher,“butI’mnotaltogetherfinished.”

“Okay.”Shesetafreshglassof

winebesidehim,knowinghecutoffthecaffeineintakeahellofalotearlierthanshedid.

“Thanks.Andthisisfor?”

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“Interrupting.Goaheadandfinish.I’mjusttakingmybrainintoanewspace.”

Thecatgatheredhimself,leapedontoRoarke’slapwitharingingofbells,kneadedandcircledwhileEvewanderedtothewidewindow.

Hishomeofficespacewassleekerandsnappierthanhers,shethought—bydesign.He’dcreatedherstomirrorheroldapartment,andtolure

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herinwiththefamiliar.Clever.Wasn’titinterestinghow

thatsingleroomwasindeedjustaboutaslargeasherformerlivingspacealtogether?Shehadn’tgiventhatmuchthoughtbefore,hadjustfoundherself—initially—baffledandtouchedthathewouldgotothetrouble,thathewouldunderstandhersowellsoquickly.

Shelookedoutthe

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window,overthegrounds,theholidayfantasyofthemshiningagainstthedark.He’dthoughtofthat,too,builtthat,too.Forbothofthemnow.

Sheglancedoverhershoulderatthepaintingshe’dgivenhimontheirfirstanniversary,oneofthetwoofthemunderthebloomingarboronthatsummerday.Theirweddingday.

He’dplaceditthere,wherehecouldseeitfromhis

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workstation.She’dcometoknowhim,too,hadn’tshe?Enoughtoknowhe’dcherishthatimageoftheminthatmomentofpromise.

Hecouldseethatwhenheworked,whenhewheeledanddealedfromthisspot.Whenheboughtandsold,orderedandcajoled,anddidallthethingsshedidn’tfullycomprehend.

Hesatnow,hairtiedbackinworkmode,thesleevesof

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hissweatershoveduptotheelbows,thecatcurledinhislap,andhiseyes—sobrilliantlyblue—focusedononeofthethreescreensheutilizedtodotheslippingandslidinghe’dtalkedabout.

“Youhavesomethinginsidethebrainyoubroughtinhere,”Roarkesaidashecontinuedtowork.“Youmightaswellletitout.I’mjusttyingthingsuphere.”

“Ihavethreepeople

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hoveringatthetopofmysuspectlist.Thecomputerdoesn’tcompletelyagree,probability-wise,butthey’remythree.”

“Copleybeingone.”“Definitely.Andhiswife

—NatashaQuigley.I’vegotacoupleoftheoriesthatcouldputherinthemix.”

“ShedevelopedactualfeelingsforZiegler,nolongerwantedtoshare.Killedhimratherthanwatchhimbed

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otherwomenforfunandprofit?”

“Huh.Thatwasn’toneofthem,butI’lltossitin,rollitaround.”

“Who’syourthird?”“KiraRobbins,the

fashionwriter.”Roarke’sbrowsliftedas

helookedawayfromthescreens.“Really?”

“Noalibi.Physicallyshefitsthereconstruction.Addinformerrapevictim.Ican’t

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positivelyconfirmthat,butitrangtrue.You...yougetanearforitwhenyou’vebeenthroughit.”

Hepickeduphiswine,sipped,saidnothing.

“There’sapartofme,Icanadmit,thathopesit’snotherbecauseofthat.ButIhavetoconsiderit.Ifshewasrapedasshesaid,asateenager,itleftamark.Noamountofhealingerasesthemark,andwhatIdidn’tpull

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inwhenItalkedtoher?Ifithadbeendonetoherbefore,wouldn’tshehavewondered,suspectedithadbeendoneagain?Forthesecondtimeinherlifesheexperiencesdaterape,butcouldshe,didshe,justpassthisoneoffasbadjudgment,aspersonalweakness?ThemoreIaskmyselfthat,themoreIcallitbullshit.”

“Youbelievesheknewwhathadhappened,what

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he’ddone.”“Ibelieveshehadto

wonder,andIknowIhavetotalktoheragain,andpushthat.AndI’msorryforit.Ifitturnsoutshe’sthekiller,I’mgoingtobesorrier.”

Hesatback.“TherewasatimeI’dhavequestionedyouonthis.There’sapartofmethatstilldoes,eventhoughIknowtheanswer.EventhoughIunderstandit,andalmostfullyacceptit.”

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“Can’tchangewhatwas,”shesaidwithashrug.“Soyoudealwithwhatis.”

“Itleavesamark.”Eyesonhers,herepeatedherwords.“Noamountofhealingfullyerasesit.Shewasavictim,andifshekilledhimshehadreason.AreasonyouandIbothunderstandfartoowell.Hewasanuglysort,avicioususerofpeople,arapist.Butyou’llstandforhimevenoverawomanhe

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usedsomeanly.Youhaveto.Youhaveto.”

Herepeateditbecausethatsinglerealitylivedinbothofthemnow.

“Morethanthejob,it’saduty,andyoursenseofright.Yourline.”

“Mylineandyoursrunonlysofartogetherbeforetheyforkoff.Sometimesthat’sabalance.Sometimesit’saproblem.”

Considering,sherana

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fingeraroundthelipofoneofthewobblybowlsFeeney’swifehadgiventhem.

He’dputthathere,too,shethought—likethepainting—inhisspace.Becauseheunderstood,hevalued,connections,symbolsoffamily—farbetterthanshe.

“So.Ifitturnsouttobeher,I’llpushforMiratoevaluateher,thecircumstances,herstateof

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mind,thePTSDangle.Mira’sevalshaveweight.”

“Theydo.Asdoyours.”“Butthat’sjumping

forward,andjumpingfar.Whereitisnow,I’llleanonher,pushbuttons,evenknowinghowitfeelstohavethempushed.”

“You’llstandforher,too,ifshe’skilled.Becauseit’salwaysmorethanthejob,morethanduty.”

“It’snotaboutme.”

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“Bollocks.”Hesaiditmildly,evensmiledalittlewhenshefrowned,thoughherwordsstirredupmemoriesofwhatheknewshe’dsurvived.“Investigatingobjectivelydoesn’tremoveyou.Yourexperiences,yourunderstandingofvictimologyfromtheviewpointofthevictimisasmuchapartofwhatyoudo,whoyouare,asyourtrainingandyourinstincts.Youare,forever,all

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pointsofthetriad,Lieutenant:victim,killer,cop.Andyouknoweachsectionintimately.”

“BecauseI’venotonlybeenavictim,I’mnotonlyacop,butI’vekilled.”

“Yes.Tosaveyourownlife,tosavethelivesofothers,you’vetakenlives.Itweighsonyoueverybitasmuchaswhathappenedtoyouwhenyouwereadefenselessandinnocent

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child.Anditmakesyouwhoyouare.”

“Maybeit’sbollocksbecauseIdon’twantittobeher.”Becausethatweighedonher,too,shestuckherhandsinherpockets,wanderedhisspace.“Because,objectivityasidefortherighthereandnow,IwantittobeCopleybecauseitwouldgodowneasier.”

“Imaybeabletohelpyouthere.”

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“Yeah?”Shestopped,turnedbacktohim.“I’lltakeit.”

Roarkeliftedthecat,givinghimanapologeticstrokeashesethimonthefloor.ThenheswiveledhischairtowardEve,smiled,andpattedhisknee.

“Getserious.I’mnotplayingofficewhoopee.”

“Theprice,andafairone,forthedata.”Hepattedhiskneeagain.

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Sherolledhereyes,butwalkedover,satonhislap.“Satisfied?”

“Ihopetobe,eventually.Butfornow.”

Hedancedhisfingersoverkeys,putdataonthewallscreen.

“AsyoucanseetheQuigleymoney—andhereNatashaQuigley’sshareofit,whichisquitecomfortable.”

“Ha.Apaltryquarterbillion?”Sheangledherface

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towardhis,grinned.“ChumpchangefromwhereI’m—literally—sitting.”

“Bethatasitmay.”“Yeah,beitormayit,

thispartIknew.Thesister’sgotaboutthesame.Investments,trusts,andwhatnot,alldownthesameroaduntileachhittwenty-five.Somedivergencethere,choices—differentinvestments,expenses,bigsisterpurchasedtheNew

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YorkbrownstoneandasecondhomeinAruba,aflatinParis—allinherownname.Littlesisandherhusband,whoalsohasanevenpaltrierhundredandseventy-five-ishmilofhisown.TheyboughttheNewYorktownhousetogether.ShealsohasaParisflat—samebuildingasbigsis,boughtonherownacoupleyearspriortohermarriage.Andasacoupletheyowna

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placeonSt.Lucia.Copley,ontheotherhand,hasapatheticsixmillioninhisownname.”

“Allbutbeggingonthestreet.”

“Comparatively.”Shifting,shehookedanarmaroundRoarke’sneck,studiedthenumbers.“Hegetscreditforearningit,amilatatime,butit’sgoingtosting,isn’tit,tohavehiswholeshotbewhathiswifewouldthink

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ofaspocketchange?”“Doesit?”Thistimesherestedher

headagainsthis.“Notaslongasyoukeepthecoffeecoming.Butforhim?Hestrikesmeasashowboater,justthewayhecameacrosstoday.”

“Hehasatasteforthefinerthings,Ican’tquibblewiththat.Wardrobe,vehicles—thoughthewifeappearstobereasonablygenerousthere.

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Hisexpenseaccountatthefirmisconsistentlyatthemax.Hetravelsverywell,professionallyandpersonally.”

“Thisisallontheup-and-up?”

“Thispart,yes.Hedoes,however,havetwootheraccounts,bothsetupoffshore—sincethemarriage—andbothunderverythinfronts.Hewenttosometroubletohidethem,andthey’dlikely

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staytuckedawayfromanysurfacesearchhisspouseorhermoneypeoplemightengage.Unlessitgotserious.”

“Oritgotseriousinamurderinvestigationwithanexceptionalcivilianconsultantpokingintoit.”

“Orthat.”Heswitchedscreens

manually.“Twelvemillionhere,eightthere.”

“Where’dhegetit?”

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“ThoseweresomeoftheendsIwastyingup.I’llwanttodigabitdeeper,butagainonthesurface,fromskimming.Personalandbusinessexpenses,carefullyandcraftily—andthepersonalwouldbefromhiswife.”

“He’sstealingfromhiswife.”

“Abitatatime,andthosebits,I’vefound,gobacktotheearlydaysoftheir

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marriage.Notparticularlygreedyinit,butconsistent.Someofit’searnedrightenough,justseparatedoutintotheseotherareas—outofthefamilycoffersyoumightsay.Soloinvestments,sometaxwrangling—allclosetothelinebutnotreallyoverit.”

“What’sthatone?Themonthlydirectpaydeal.Sixthousand,thefirstofeverymonth.”

“Ah,you’veasharpeye.

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Thatwouldbethemanagementfee,whichincludesthrice-weeklycleaning,allmaintenanceandsoforthonacondo.UpperEastSide.Boughtwithoneofhisshellsaboutsixmonthsback.Asthere’snocoordinatingincomefromtheproperty,Iwouldn’tcallitaninvestment.”

“Aplaceofhisown—oppositeendofthecityfromthefamilyhouse.”Eve

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shiftedagain,anglingherheadasshefollowedthenumbers.“Smellslikealovenesttome.”

“Ithasthatcachet.You’llalsoseesomeoutlay—hotels,restaurants,boutiques.Gobackaboutfourmonths,there’sconsiderabletodesignvendors,furniture.”

“Featheringthenest.Whatdoesthatmean?Dobirdsusefeatherstomaketheirnest?Whywouldthey?

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Howwouldthey?Idon’tgetit.”

“Icouldn’tsay,butIagreewiththeidiom.Heboughtit,furnishedit,andassomeoftheoutletshepaidoutoftheseaccountsareladies’boutiques,I’dsayhealsooutfittedthebirdhe’snestingwith.”

“He’sgotasidepiece.”Whenshestartedtorise,

Roarkesimplywrappedhisarmsaroundher.“I’mnot

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done.Keeplooking.”She’dhavelookedbetter

ifshecouldgetup,move,butshesettledback.Afterall,he’ddonethework.

“Cashwithdrawals,threeweeksrunning—backsixweeks—forfivethousandeach.Payingsomebodyoff?Hastobethevic.Wait,wait—itdoublesatthatthree-weekmark.Weeklyagain,butfortenthousandeach.That’snotwalking-around

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money.”“Perhapshewalksinvery

rarifiedareas.”“I’mcallingbullshit

there.That’spayoff,anditjibeswiththeaccountingMcNabpulledoffZiegler’scomp.”

“Whydidn’tIknowaboutthis?”Roarkecomplained.

“Lostinthedetails,sorry.IjustwentoveritbeforeIcamein.McNabpulledakindofledgerfromthevic’s

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homecomp.Amounts,initials,hehadthemlistedaslegitservices.Training,consults,massages—butthat’syourbollocks.”

“Notmine.”“Anybody’s.Healso

ratedsome—whichhavetobethesexscales—withastarsystem.HegaveKiraRobbinstwoandahalfoutofthree.”

“Yourvictimtrulywasmorethanabitofapig.”

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“Yeah,butmypig.I’vegottheseamountscorrespondingtotheinitialsJJ—listedasprivatetrainingsessions.Didn’tfiguretheywere.Can’tprovetheyweren’t.Butseeinghewithdrewtheamounts,incash,fromhiddenaccounts?Thatsayspayoffloudandclear.Itsays,tome,Zieglerfoundoutaboutthesidepiece,Copleypaidhimtokeepitshut,thenZieglergot

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greedy.Doubledthepayoff.Couldstarttopissyouoff.Maybehewantedmoreyet.

“Ineedthesidepiece.Ineedtotalktoher.”

“ThatIcan’tgetyou.”“Yeah,youcan—have.

Yougothotels,restaurants,boutiques,thelovenest.Somebodyatthoseplacesknowsher.Icanfindher.Iwillfindher,andCopleywillhavetoldhersomething.WhocanhebitchtoaboutZiegler

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hosinghim,orhiswife?Hissexbuddy.”

Shecircledaround.“Hiswifeclaimstheyweremendingthings,thathesuggestedtheytakeatrip.Maybehe’sbrokenitoffwiththesidepiece.Thatwouldpissheroff,wouldn’tit?Nestjustgotfeathered,andnowhe’sdoingwhatacheatinghusbandusuallydoes,runsbacktohiswife.Hisrichwife.Toomuchpressure

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fromZiegler,”shespeculated.“Andhecaved.”

“You’reputtinganothersuspectonyourboard.Themistress.”

“Mistressistooniceawordforawomanwholetssomecheatingbastardbuyhershoes.Ipreferlazy,greedybitch.”

“Harsh,withoutknowingcircumstances.Perhapsshelovesthecheatingbastard.”

“Nobodylovesacheating

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bastard.Hehashiddenaccounts,hehasaseparateaddress,asidepiece,andverylikelyhe’sbeenpayinghispersonaltrainerblackmail.Hedefinitelytopsthelist,withthewifeandthegreedy,lazybitchrightupthere.

“Maybesheknew.”“I’mgoingtoassumeyou

meanthewife.”“Yeah.”Evenodded,

liningitupinherhead.“She

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knowshe’sgotsomethinggoingontheside.Theymostlyknoweveniftheydon’tknowexactly.Itcausestensioninthemarriage.Separatebedrooms.”

“Separatebedroomsismorethantension,”Roarkecommented.“It’safractureinthefoundation.”

“Yeah,Feeneysaidthesame.Soyou’vegotyourcrater,oryourfracturedfoundation,”shecontinued.

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“ButCopley’shappyscrewingthesidepiecesohe’sfinenothavingtoscrewhiswife.Exceptnowhe’sgettingpressure.Fromthewifewhoretaliatesbyhavingsexwiththeirmutualtrainer,andismaybethinkingfuckthismarriage.Maybefromthesidepiecewhowantshimtoleavethewife,andhedoesn’twantthatbecause,lotsandlotsofmoney,andtheprestigeoftheQuigley

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nameandsocialstatus.Hewouldn’twanttogivethatup.Thenthere’sZiegleraddingmorepressure.Doubledtheamount...”

“Copleyendsit,ortriesto,withthesidepiece,”Roarkesuggested,“andthatupstheante.It’smoreimportantnowthatlittleinterludebekeptquiet.”

“Goodthinking.”“Allinall,asordidbitof

business.I’msurprisedthe

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morgue’snotlitteredwithbodiesoftheparticipants.”

“It’snotoveryet.IstillneedtotalkwithRobbins.Shefitsfairlyneatly.ButCopley,he’sjusttailor-made.”

Considering,Eveshifted,slidanarmaroundRoarke’sneckagain,toyedwithhishair.“Ineedtwohours.”

“Ihaveallthetimeintheworld,”heassuredherashisfingersdancedupherthigh.

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“Notforthat.Jeez,sitonaguy’slapandhegoesstraightintosexmode.”

“We’reweakandpredictablecreatures.”

“Ineedtwohourstomorrow,firstthinginthemorning,toseeifIcangetalineonthesidepiece,talktotheblogger.IfIfindthesidepiece,ImayneedalittlemoretimetoworkonCopley,butIcouldmaybedoitintwo.”

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“You’retellingmethis,whiletacitlyalludingtosex,because...?”

“Justacouplehours.”Shegavehimalight,teasingkiss.“Icanbebackbyten.Noonlatest.AndI’lldiverightintopartyprepandallthat.Totalfocusonit.”

“I’venoproblemwiththat.But,”headdedwhenshesmiledandleanedinforanotherkiss,“youdidn’tmakethedealwithme.You

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madeitwithSummerset.”“It’sourparty,right?You

couldtalktohim.”“It’syourdeal.Youtalk

tohim.”“Damnit.”“Meanwhile...”He

scoopedherup,stood,startedoutoftheroomwithher.

“I’mnotfinishedyet.”“You’veenoughtochew

onuntilmorning.Andyoudidsitinmylap.”

“MaybeIdon’twant

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sex.”“Youshould’vethought

ofthatbeforeyoutriedtouseittowiggleoutofyourdeal.”

“Ididn’tmakethedealwithyou.”

“Exactly.”“Damnit.”Eveplotted

howshecouldgetoutandbackbeforeSummersetknewthedifference.

Thenwiththebedunderher,hermanontopofher,shedecidedtoworryaboutit

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Sinthemorning.

•••

omewhereinthedark,thedreamformed.She

didn’tfightit,didn’ttrytostruggleoutofitsgrip,butgaveovertoit.

Throughthedarkcamethebright,brightlights,thepoundingmusic.Shesawthemonthetreads,onthemats,ontheothermachines,

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deckedincolorfulgymwear,astheirfaces,theirbodies,gleamedwithsweat.

TreyZieglerstoodinthecenter,atopakindofdaisthatslowlyrevolvedtogivehimathree-sixtyperspectiveofthespace.Heworeblack—snugblacktoshowoffeverycutandripple.

Helooked,sherealized,likethetrophythathadkilledhim.

“TheyhavetodowhatI

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tellthem,”hetoldEve.“I’mthetrainer.”

“Atleastoneofthemdidn’t.”Shegesturedattheknifehiltprotrudingfromhischest,andthenotewithitslargeredlettersanditssinglelineofblood.

“I’mthetrainer,”heinsisted.“I’mthebest.Ihavetrophiestoproveit.Whyshouldn’ttheypaymore,plentymore,forthebest?Youthinkthey’dlooklike

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thatifitwasn’tforme?Shit.Deskjockeys,socialites,richbitches,andlazybastards.”

“Inotherwords,”Evesaid,“clients.”

“That’sright.They’vegotgoodbodiesbecauseofme.They’dpaysomesculptortocarvethefatofffortwicewhatIget.Ikeep’emhonest,soIdeservemore.”

“Youdidn’tsettleforthat,Ziegler.Youdidn’tsettleforwhatyoudeserved.”

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“Whysettle?Allthatgetsyouisadumpofanapartment,crappyshoes,andsomedumb-assbimbowhiningformore.Nopain,nogain.”Smirking,hetappedhischest,eithersideoftheknife,withhisthumbs.“Igotgain.”

“You’rearapist.”“Hellno!You!”He

shoutedoverthemusic,jabbedafingerintheairatMartella.“Bumpupthose

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weights!Squeezethosebiceps.Letmeseesomesweat!Ineverrapedanybodyinmylife,”hesaidtoEve.

“Youdruggedthem.”“Allnaturalproduct,”he

insisted.“Justtohelpthemrelax,easethoseinhibitions.Somewomen,theytellthemselvestheydon’twantit,buttheydo.Ijustgavethemalittlehelprelaxing.Andeveryoneofthemgotoff.”Hegrinned,cuppedhiscock.

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“I’mthetrainer.”“You’reanasshole.You

rapedthem.Andthosewomenwhowerewilling,thoughGodknowswhy,yousoldyourselfto.Illegally.”

“It’snotsellingtotakeanicetipforexceptionalservice.Theygotoff,didn’tthey?Sowhatiftheygavemeafewbucks?”

“Othersyoublackmailed.”

“Soyousay.Somebody

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offersmeafewbuckstokeepmymouthshut,whyshouldn’tItakeit?I’mbetterthanthisplace.I’mgoingtohavemyownplace.Youtakemoneyforwhatyoudo,”hepointedout.“You’renodifferentfromme.Jesus,JJ,Iwantrealpush-ups,notthosewussygirlexcusesforpush-ups.Burnitupalittle.

“Theykeepcomingback,”ZieglertoldEve,“becauseI’mthebest.”

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Theykeptcomingback,shethought.Copley,Quigley,theSchuberts,Robbins,Sima,AllaCoburn.Allofthemlifting,runninginplace,lunging,sweating.

AndallofthemwatchingZieglerwithhateintheireyes.

“Theycomeback,buttheyhateyou.”

“Iain’tinitforlove.”“Formoney,forsex,for

whatyouseeaspower?Itgot

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youkilled.”“That’snotmyfault.

You’resupposedtofixit,sofixit.”Hereachedout,grabbedherarm,squeezed.“Youneedtobuildmoremuscle.Icanhelpyouwiththat.Icanhelpyouwithalotofthings.”

“Keepyourhandsoffme.”Sheyankedaway,butheonlygrinned.Grinnedasthebloodfromtheshatteredskullbegantodrip.

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“What’reyougoingtodoaboutit?”Hegrabbedheragain.“Areyougoingtotrytostopmelikeyoustoppedyouroldman?”

Herhandclosedoverthehiltoftheknife.Shefeltthewarm,wetbloodinherhand,remembered,rememberedhowitsprayedandpouredwhenshe’dhackedandhacked.

Hegrinnedatherwhilethebloodslidbetweenher

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fingers.“Ifyouhadachanceto

killhimnow,you’ddoit.You’dcuthimtopiecesifyouhadachancetodoitalloveragain.”

“No.”AndGod,dearGod,thatwasarelief.“No,Iwouldn’t.I’mnothelplessnow,notafraidformylifenow.I’mafuckingcop.”

Sheshovedhimback.“I’macop,”sherepeated.

“AndI’lldomybestbyyou.”

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“I’mthebest!”heshoutedasshesteppeddown,walkedtowardthedoors.

“You’renothing.You’reworsethannothing.Butyou’remine.”

Shewalkedout,intothenight.Shelookeddownatherhands,foundthemclean.

Shewokeinthesoftgraylightofmorninginthewarmthofherownbed.

“It’sallright,”Roarkemurmured,drawingher

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closer.“You’reallright.”“I’mallright,”she

repeated.“Myhandsareclean.”Sheheldoneup,turneditinthequietlight.“Myhandsareclean.”

Onahalflaugh,sheshifted,foundhiseyesopenandonhers.“Whatareyoudoinghere?”

“Ilivehere.”“That’sright.Me,too.

Butwhatareyoudoingherewhenthesun’sup?Why

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aren’tyouconferencingwithZurichorbuyingasolarsystem?”

“I’msleepingwithmywifeonaSaturdaymorning.”

“Thedayoftheweekdoesn’tmeansquatinyourendlessquestforworlddomination.Couldbeyou’reslipping,pal.ThenwherewillIgetmycoffee?”

“Icanalwaysbuyasolarsystemthisafternoonifitmakesyoufeelmore

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confidentinmyabilitytosupplycoffee.”

“Shakemyconfidencethere,Icouldgohuntforanothersupplier.Hemightnotbeaspretty,butIhavemypriorities.”

“Feelingplayfulthismorning,areyouthen?”

“Maybe.Myhandsareclean.”

“Soyoukeepsaying.”“It’simportant.Andsince

theyare...”Sheranahand

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downhischest,anddown,thenclosedherfingersaroundhim.“LookwhatIfound.”

“Andnowthatyouhave?”

“Icanprobablythinkofsomethingconstructivetodowithit.”

Butfirstshesimplyrolledontopofhim,herfaceburiedinthecurveofhisthroat,herheartbeatinglightlyonhis.

Warm,shethought,

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everythingsowarmandsmoothandeasy.

“WelosetoomanySaturdaymornings.”

Heranahandupanddownherback.“Thedayoftheweekdoesn’tmeansquat.”

Shelaughed,pressedherlipstothatcurve,thenliftedherhead.“You’reright.”Shekissedhim,lightastheirheartbeats.“Butsincesolarsystemsareforlater...”

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Shetouchedherlipstohisagain,thentookhersslidingdownthelineofhisthroat,overhischest.Whatevertheday,itwaslovelytohavethetimetojustbewithhim,tofeelasshefeltnow.Warmandsmoothandeasy.

Assheroseuptostraddlehim,bellsrangandtherewasanunmistakablesoundofirritationjustbeforethethumpofthecatdesertingthebedforthefloor.

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“We’veannoyedthecat,”Roarkecommented.

“Well,three’sacrowdanyway.Exceptit’sreallynot.Onetoomanypeopleinagivencircumstancesdoesn’tmakeacrowd.Whyaresayingssostupid?”

“Likethesolarsystem,perhapswecanconsiderthatlater.”

“Goodidea.”Sheleaneddown,andthis

timethekisswaslong,slow,

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deep.Stirringthembothsothehandsslidingdownherbackfistedinthethinmaterialoftheshirtshewore.

Nottoomanypeoplehere,shethought,justtheexactrightamount.Justhim.Justher.Shefelthisneedforher,wakenedsoquickly,thestrengthofit,thedepthofit.Itwasalwaysawondertoher.Shehopeditalwayswouldbeasthewonderaddedalayerofbeautyover

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desire.Hisheartbeatalittle

quickeragainsthers.Shesworeshefeltthevibrationofitassheroseupagain.

Thoseeyes,stillwatchingher,madlyblueandbeautiful,asshecrossedherarms,drewhershirtupandoff.Assheshifted.Asshelowered.Asshetookhimin.

Themorninglightbathedherinsilver,thelongtorso,theleansculptedarms.And

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inthemorninghushtherewasnosoundbutherbreathandhis,andthesoftslideofthesheetsasshemovedoverhim.Slowly,almostgentlyrockingtobringthepleasureinlong,quietwaves.

Theheatofhertrappedhim,gloriously,broughthimlightassurelyasthesunslippingthroughtheskywindowoverhead.

Shegavethemthemorning,areminderofwhat

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theyweretogethernomatterwhatthedaymightbring.

Asherrhythmquickened,sodidhisheart,hisblood,hisneed.

Shearchedback,astrongandslenderbow,withamoaningsighasshegaveherselftothatheat,tothatlight.

Thenonceagainshebenttohim,bracingherselfasshecapturedhismouth.Andmoving,rocking,giving,took

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thembothoverthatfinalwave.

Shelayonhimagain,hearttoheart,beatsfastandthicknow.Thistimehersighwaslongandlazyandreplete.

“Theyshouldmakealaw.”

Eyesclosed,bodyloose,hestrokedherbackagain.“Therearesomanyalready,aren’tthere?”

“Alawthateverydayhas

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tostartwithanorgasm.”“IbelieveIcouldadhere

tothatlawwithoutcomplaint.”

“Youshouldrunforofficesoyoucouldmakeitthelaw.”

“IfIranforofficeI’dhavemyselfcommittedasIwouldhave,unquestionably,lostmymind.”

“Yeah,there’sthat.”Shesnuggledin.“Ihadadream.”

“Iknow.Itdisturbed

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you.”“Someofit.Everybody

wasinthisenormousgym.LikeBuffBodies,butbigger.Justasloud,butbigger.Allmysuspectsandplayerspumpingandsweating,withZiegleronthisplatformrunningtheshow.Eveninthedreamhewasafuckhead.‘I’mthetrainer,’hekeptsaying.”

Sheliftedherhead.“That’sthething,wasthe

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thingforhim.Withouthim,thewayhefigured,they’dallbefat,lazyslobs.Hemadethem.He’sthetrainer,andtheydidwhathetoldthemtodo.Thesex—willingorcoerced—wasjustanotheraspectofit.Samewiththemoney.Alljusthisduebecausehe—inhismind—wastheoneincharge.Hiswholeexistence,really,wasonebigpowertrip.Thepeoplewhocametohimfor

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traininghadmoremoney,moreprestige,morewhatever,buthecalledtheshots,andtheyfellinline.”

“Doesthathelpyou?”“Mostlyit’sjust

reaffirmingwhatIalreadyknew,maybekickingitupalittle.Stayonapowertriplongenoughwithoutrealpower?Somebody’sgoingtokickyourass.Heputhishandsonme.”

“Soyoukickedhisass,

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dream-wisespeaking?”“No.Icouldhave.Icould

havedoneworse.Hebaitedme.Hesaidwewerethesame,takingmoneyforservice.That’stoostupidtogettherise,soheputhishandsonmeandaskedwhatIwasgoingtodoaboutit?WasIgoingtocarvehimuplikeIhadRichardTroy.”

“Ah,Eve.”Heshiftedtowraparoundher.

“No,that’sthething.

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Maybepartofmewantedto.AndIclosedmyhandaroundthehiltoftheknife—hehadtheknifeinhim,likehedidwhenIfoundhim.ButIdidn’tuseit,didn’tevenconsiderusingit.BecauseI’macop.BecauseeventhoughIcanseehesharedsometraitswithTroy—thepowertrip,theuttercontemptforothers—I’macopandhe’savictim.He’smine,andthat’sthat.Iwalkedout,and

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myhandswereclean.”“DarlingEve,theyalways

havebeen.”Shepressedintohim

again,intocomfort.“Iwasn’tsure,Idon’tknowwhy,butIwasn’tahundredpercentuntilthatmomentinthestupiddreamwhenIputmyhandonthehiltofthatknifeifI’dkillhim—ifIhadn’tkilledTroybackthenandhewalkeduptomenow,wouldI,couldI,killhimforwhat

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he’ddonetome?”Sheletoutabreath.“No.

I’ddowhateverittooktolockhimup,toputhimaway,tomakehimpayeventhoughpaymentneverbalancesthescales.IkilledhimthenbecauseIwaspowerlessandterrified.I’mnoteitherofthoseanymore.I’macop,andmyhandsareclean.”

Hetookherhands,kissedthem.

“Maybeit’snotallthe

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waybehindme,”shesaid.“Ikeepthinkingitis—whentheworstofthenightmaresstopped,whenIwentbacktoDallas,whenIgotthroughmymother,McQueen.Butthere’salwayssomeotherangletodealwith.I’mokaywithit.Ithappened,allofithappened,anditleavesamark,likeIsaid.ButI’mokaywithit.”

Shecurledinclose.“AndI’vegotyouonaSaturday

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morning.”Theystayedastheywere,takingjustalittlemoretime.

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Overbreakfastinthebedroomsittingarea,she

outlinedherstrategyfortheday.

“IthoughtabouttaggingReo,tryingtowrangleawarranttosearchCopley’slovenest.”Evebitintosomebacon—honestly,goodsex,ahotshower,thenbacon?Didamorninggetanybetter?“Reo’sasmartAPA,andshe’llfollowthedotsIlayout.Butevenso,it’salong,

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skinnystretchforprobablecause.”

“Icouldgetyouin.”“Yeah.”Sheslidaglance

hisway.“It’stemptingtogotheclever-fingersandlock-pickroute,butno.”

“Iownthebuilding,”hesaidandatesomeeggs.

“Ishould’vefigured.Butevenwiththat,there’snolegalpegtohanganentryandsearchon.”

“Generalmaintenance,

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possiblegasleak,suspicioussounds,smells,behavior.Iimaginetherearepegs.”

“Weakones.”“Soyourplanis?”“Tolie,ifandwhen

necessary.I’llgetthroughbuildingsecurity,I’vegotabadge.Ifnothingelse,I’llknockondoors,seeifIcangetanameand/ordescriptionofthesidepiecefromneighbors,trackherfromthat.Iwantaconversation.”

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“Itmaybeshelivesthere.”

“Yeah,that’sthehope,butI’mnotcountingonthatmuchgoodluck.Eitherway,itwon’ttakelong.Unless...”

“Unless?”“SayItrackherdown,

haveaconversationandshesays:JJwenttoseethatawfulman,andtherewasaterribleaccident.Itwasn’tSugarDaddy’sfault.”

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“SugarDaddy.”“Hequalifies.Andshe

sayshowCopleytriedtoreasonwithZiegler,butZieglergotphysicalandthenonethingledtoanother.Boo-hoo.”

“Butyou’renotcountingonmuchgoodluck.”

“I’mjustpointingoutthe—veryslim—possibilityImightbemorethanacouplehours,consideringifIfindher,ifsheblabs,I’dhaveto

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goarrestCopleyandtrytogrillhimbeforehescreamsgetmealawyer.Likethat.”

“Allveryreasonable,butyoudon’thavetoexplaintome.I’mboundtobefairlywelloccupiedmyself.I’vesomeworktotidyup,thensomepreparationtooversee.”

“Right,but...”Shetoppedoffhiscoffee,senthimacalculatedlyinnocentlook.“IfyoushouldhappentorunintoSummersetwhile

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I’mgone,youcould—”“No.”“Comeon.”“Absolutelyno.Your

deal.”Shesulkedoverhereggs.

EvenbaconlostsomeappealwiththeprospectofwranglingwithSummerset.

“Isn’titbadenoughIhavetofacehoursofswarmingdecorators,thenendthatsmallnightmarebyhavingTrinapourgunkall

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overme?NowIhavetofacethesmirkingdisapprovalofourresidentcorpse?”

“Yourunanentiredivisionofmurdercopsfirmly,cleverly,andefficiently.You’dstepinfrontofastunnertosaveaninnocentbystander.Youwould,andhave,facedoffwithviciousmurderers.IthinkyoucanhandleSummerset,decoratorsinouremploy,andahair-and-skin

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consultant.”Hetoppedoffhercoffee

inturn.“Buckup,Lieutenant.”

“Biteme.”“I’llschedulethatin.”Shedownedthecoffee,

rose.“Fine,butit’snotmyfaultIdon’tknowwherethehellheis,andit’sareallybighouse,so...”

Shebrokeoff,hadtoholdbackasnarlwhenRoarkesimplyliftedhiseyebrows.

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“Okay,fine!”Thebattlelost,shestalkedovertothehousecomp.“Where’sgoddamnSummerset?”

Goodmorning,darlingEve.SummersetiscurrentlyintheParkViewguestroom.

“Great.Wherethehellisthat?”

BeforeRoarkecouldanswer,thecomputer

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continuedinsmoothtones.

TheParkViewislocatedhere.

Thelittlescreendisplayedafloorplanwithareddotpulsinginoneoftherooms.

“Theelevatorwouldtakeyoudirectlythereifyourequestit,”Roarkepointedout.

TherewasmorechanceSummersetwouldhave

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movedonifshehoofedit.Soshestalled.“Doalltheguestroomshavenames?”

“It’sasimplewaytoorganizethem.Wouldyoulikealist?”

“No.Howmanyarethere?”

“Morethanenough.”“Ha!”Shepointedathim.

“Evenyoudon’tknow.”“Thenumbercanvaryas

someofthesalons,thesittingrooms,evenentertainment

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areascanbeutilizedasguestrooms,ifneeded.Shouldn’tyoubeonyourway?”

“I’mgoing.”Sheshovedherhandsinherpockets.“I’llbebackinplentyoftimetodowhatever.”

“I’msureyouwill.AndI’llwishyouluckeventhoughwithityoumightbelonger.”

“Right.”Shehesitated,butcouldn’tfindanotherreasonableexcusetostall.“If

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it’slonger,I’llletyouknow.”Whenheonlysmiled,she

walkedout.Shedetouredtoheroffice,fiddledforafewminutes,grabbedthecoatshe’dleftthere,thenfollowedtheroutefromthescreenmap.

Everythingsmelledfaintlyofpineandcranberries—howwasthatevenpossible?Floorsgleamed,artshone.

Shefoundthebedroom,

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startedtoknock.Stoppedherself.Itwasherhouse,too,sheremindedherself,andopenedthedoor.

Easytoseehowitgotitsnameaswindowsframedwithshimmeringdrapesopenedtoaviewofthegreatpark.

Thebedstruckherassortofregalwithalotofdeepcarvingondarkwood,andmoreshimmeringstuffflowingoveritunderabold

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gardenofpillows.Galahadsprawledover

thefootofthebedasifhelivedthere.

Summerset,inhishabitualfunerealblack,setalargepaintedvasefilledwithbloodredliliesonatable,turnedtoher.

“Istheresomethingyouneed,Lieutenant?”

“No.Whatareyoudoinginhere?Arethoseflowersforthecatorwhat?”

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“I’msureheappreciatesthem,butno.You’reentertainingthisevening,andtherewouldbethepossibilityaguestmightoverindulgeandbebestservedbystayingthenight.”

“That’swhatSober-Up’sfor.”

“Regardless,hospitalitydecreesguestroomsarepreparedforanyeventuality.It’scalledcourtesy.”

“I’dsaycourtesyisnot

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gettingshit-faceddrunkwhenyoucometosomeone’shousetoaparty,butthat’sjustme.Ihavetogooutforaboutanhour.I’llbebacktodothestuff.”

Hearchedoneskinnyeyebrow,madeherteethwanttogrind.“It’spolicebusiness.I’mthepolice.I’mnotwelshingonthedeal.I’llbeback.”

“Asyousay.”“That’sright,asIsay.

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So...gofusswithotherbedroomsforpotentialdrunks.”

Shewalkedout.Shewouldnotfeelguiltyfordoingherjob.Shehadapossiblelead,andshehadtofollowupwhileitwashot,didn’tshe?Damnright.

Butshecheckedthetime,quickenedhersteps.

SheconsideredpullingPeabodyin,butdidn’tseethepoint.Ifshepulledaname

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outofthefishingexpedition,shecouldtossittoherpartner,havePeabodydoarun.

Whilesheherselftoldpeople,whoknewbetterthanshedidanyway,wheretoputflowersandlightsandshinyballs.

Andmaybe,ifshegotthroughthatfast,andPeabodycameupwithsomesolidinformation,shecouldsqueezeoutanotherhourto

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tugthatline.She’dhonorthedeal,

she’dcontribute,butshewasn’tgoingtospendanentiredayplayingladyofthemanor.Itmadeherfeelstupid.

Sheheadedeast,zippingthroughtraffic—blissfullylightastheshopshadn’topenedyet.Itdidn’tstoptheadblimpsblastingoutwithakindoffreneticdesperationabouthowmanydays,hours,

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minutesshoppingtimewereleft.

Thecartswereopen,smokingwithofferingsofeggpocketsandseasonalchestnuts,doingearlybusinessforthepoorsapswho’dopenthoseshopsanddealwiththeSaturday-before-Christmasinsanity.

ASkyMallblimpannouncedthefirsttwohundredpayingcustomerswouldreceiveaFREEGIFT!

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ShedecidedworkingsecurityattheSkyMallrankedhighonherlistofworsttenjobs,rightuptherewithsharktankcleaners—somebodyhadtodoit—andproctologists.

Consideringthemotivationsofobtainingamedicaldegreetopokeintoassholeskeptherentertaineduntilshepulledupinfrontoftheshinyglass-and-steelbuildingoverlookingtheEastRiver.

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Sheexpectedthedoormaninhisblack-and-goldliverytohustleoverandbitchabouthersubstandardvehicle,andwaspreparedtosnarlathim.

Hewasquickonhisfeet,actuallyopenedthecardoorbeforeshecould.

“Lieutenant.”Heofferedherahandandadignifiedsmile.“I’llkeepaneyeonyourvehicle.”

Shenarrowedhereyes.“Roarkecontactedyou.”

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“Momentsago.I’mBrentifthere’sanythingIcanhelpyouwith.Ididcheckourrecords,asRoarkerequested.I’mafraidwehavenoJohnJakeCopleylisted.”

EvepulledoutherPPC,scrolledthroughtoCopley’sIDshot.

“Doyourecognizehim?”“Yes,ofcourse.That’s

Mr.Jakes.”Brent’seyeswidened.“Oh,Isee!Mr.Jakes—orMr.Copley—has

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number37-A.Thenortheastcornerunitonthirty-seven.HesharestheunitwithMs.Prinze.”

“Fullname?”“Oneminute.”Hetook

outhisownhandheld.“Mr.JohnJakesandMs.FelicityPrinze.”

“Okay.Givemeasense.”“They’rerelativelynewto

thebuilding.Idon’tseeMr.Jakes—Copley,”hecorrected,“often.I’mpretty

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sureheworksdowntownasIchattedonceortwicewithhisdriver.Ms.Prinzeisverynice,ah,considerablyyounger.She’sa...performer.”

“Ibet.Whatsort?”“FromwhatI’veheard,

shewasadancer.She’stakingactingclasses,danceclasses,andIbelievevoicelessons.”

“Okay.Issheupthere?”“I’dsayyes.She’snot

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whatyou’dcallanearlyriser.Hasshedonesomethingwrong,Lieutenant?”

“I’mgoingtofindout.”“Ihopenot,”hesaidashe

openedthedoorofthebuildingforher.“She’saveryniceyoungwoman.ShouldIcallupforyou?”

“No,thanks.DoyouknowifCopley’supthere?”

“Ican’tbesureasIcameonthismorningateight.Hehasn’tgoneinoroutsince

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I’vebeenonthedoor.”“Ifyouseehim—comein

orgoout—tagme.Thisnumber.”

ShepassedBrentacard,walkedtotheelevator.“Iappreciatethehelp,Brent.”

“AnythingIcando,Lieutenant.”

Shesteppedintotheelevator,textedPeabodythenameofthesidepiece,theaddress,thebarebones,withinstructionstodoafullrun.

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Theelevatorrodesmooth,butthenRoarkeknewhowtobringsmoothintoabuilding.Thehallwayonthirty-sevenwaswide,quietandtastefullypainted,withcarpetsofclassyblackswirlsonelegantgray.

Goodsecurity—andshe’dhaveexpectednothinglessthereinaRoarke’sproperty.Discreetcamsworkedintothecrownmolding,andeachapartmentoutfittedwithtop-gradepalmscreens,cams,

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andalarms.Shestoppedat37-A.

Doubledoors,shenoted,toaddthatmorepowerful,importanttouch.Shepressedthebuzzer,waited.

Shegaveitthreetries—increasingthelengthofthebuzz—beforetheintercomclicked.

“Isthatyou,baby?”“Idon’tknow,sweetie.”“Huh?”“Dallas,LieutenantEve.”

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Eveheldupherbadge.“I’dliketospeakwithyou,Ms.Prinze.”

“You’rereallynotsupposedtotrytosellstuffinthebuilding.Youcouldgetintrouble.”

“I’mnotsellinganything.I’mthepolice.”

“Thepolice?”“NYPSD.Dallas,

LieutenantEve.”“Oh...But...Howcan

Ibesureyou’rethepolice,

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OfficerEve?”“Lieutenant.”Forthe

secondtimethatmorningEvestrugglednottogrindherteeth.“LieutenantDallas.Lookatthebadge,Ms.Prinze.Youcanscanit.”

“Idon’tthinkIknowhowtodothat.Thiswholesecuritythingyissocomplicated.”

Sinceshehadsomesympathyfortechnologyfumblers,Evedugfor

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patience.“Okay.DoyouknowBrent—thedoorman?”

“Oh,sure.He’sjustasweetheart.”

“Youcancalldown,verifywithhim.Icanwait.”

“Oh,well,shoot,that’sokay.”Locksclickedandsnickedbeforethedoorsopenedtoframeaseriousbombshell.

Shecouldn’thavebeenmorethantwenty-oneortwenty-two.Curvyasa

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countryroad,shestoodmaybefive-twoinherbarefeetwiththeirglitteryredtoes.Eachbigtoesportedapaintedsnowflakeinbrightwhite.

SheworewhatEvesupposedwouldbecalledapeignoir—whiteasthesnowflakes—aduetofalongsilkygown,cutlowonveryhealthybreasts,andanunbeltedrobewithfluffywhitefeathersdeckingthe

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collar.Shehadaheart-shaped

face,allroseandcream,withadeeplybowedmouth—accentedwithatinybeautymarkatthecorner.Sleepyeyesinchina-dollbluesmiledoutofathickfringeofdarklashes.

“I’mnotsupposedtoletjustanybodyin,youknow?Butsinceyou’rethepolice...OH!Ijustloveyourcoat.It’ssototallymag!

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Icouldn’tcarryit,but—OH!Isitrealleather?”

BeforeEvecouldrespondorevade,Felicityreachedouttostrokethesleeve.“OH!Itis!It’sjustgooshy-smooshy.Iloverealleather,don’tyou?Iwonderiftheymakeitinred.Ilovered,andIcouldhaveitcutdowntoknee-lengthmaybe.Where’dyougetit?”

“Itwasagift.”Thechina-dolleyes

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sparkled.“Ijustlovegifts,don’tyou?”

“CanIcomeinandspeakwithyou,Ms.Prinze?”

“Oh,sure,sorry.YoucancallmeFelicity.I’msortofthinkingofdroppingthelastname—professionally,youknow?It’smorefun,andsexier.Justonename.Youknow,likeRoarke.”

“Huh”wasthebestEvecouldthinkof.

“Youknow:Roarke.The

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abso-ultrichguy.Andcompletelyiced.Heactuallyownsthisbuilding.Iwoulddietomeethim,wouldn’tyou?”

“Well.”Shedecideditwasbestnottomentionshe’djustrecentlybangedsaidabso-ulticedRoarkeintoamutualpuddle.

“Hey,sorry!Youmaybewantsomecoffee?Ihaveastashofreal.Policeprobablydon’tgetrealverymuch.I

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haveafriendwhosebrotherisapolicemanbackinShipshewana.He’sasweetheart,buttheysuredon’tmakemuchmoney.”

“Whatship?”“Shipshewana,”Felicity

saidwithabubblygiggle.“Indiana.That’swhereI’mfrom,butI’vebeeninNewYorkalmostawholeyearnow.Ijustgotup,soIcouldsureusesomecoffee.I’llgetussome,okay?”

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“Great.”ItgaveEveachanceto

think.ShewatchedFelicitywalkaway—whoknewanasscouldmoveinsomanydirections—thentookstock.

Aslovenestswent,Eveconsidereditupscale.Agood-sizedlivingareawithastellarviewoftheriverthroughawallofglass.Theholidaytreestoodfrontandcenter,risingfromfloortoceiling,toppedbyawhite

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angelandcoveredwithredandgoldballs.

ShesuspectedCopleyhadletFelicityhaveherwaywiththedecorasitrantobrightandfussy,feathersandbeads.Likeacheerfulbordello,Evedecided,allplushandgirlie.

Shewandered,notedthediningalcove—largeenoughfordinnerpartieswitharedlacquertableholdingacenterSantaeasilythreefeettall.

Shemovedquietly,tooka

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quickscanofapowderroom—redaccents,fussysoaps,frillytowels—aroomwithaballetbar,akeyboard,awallscreen,rolledyogamats,aglass-frontedfriggiestockedwithbottledwater.Onewallheldascreen,anotherwascompletelymirrored.

Shetookaquickglanceinthemasterbedroom—goldsandreds,morefeathersandbeads,ahugemirroredbed,abureautoppedwithahalf

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dozenfancyperfumebottles,amasculinechestofdrawers.Achaisepiledwithstuffedanimalsanddolls.

Gaugingthetime,EveslippedbackintothelivingareajustbeforeFelicitycameoutcarryingaredtrayholdingtwoflowerycupswithamatchingcreamerandsugarbowl.

“Ididn’taskhowyoutakeyourcoffee.”

“Justblack’sgood.”

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“Ugh!Ilikelotsofcreamandsugar.”Shesetthetrayonalowtable,sat.Whensheleanedovertodoctorhercoffee—andshedidmean“lots”—Eveexpectedtheimpressivebreaststotumblerightoutofthepeignoir.

“So.”Felicitysatback,holdinghercupwithherpinkiecurledout.“AreyouallreadyforChristmas?”

“Prettymuch.Listen.”Howtobegin?Witha

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standardsidepiece,she’dhaveknownherapproach.Butbombshellornot,thisonewasgreenasgrass.“YouliveherewithJohnJakeCopley?”

“YouknowJJ!”Delightpinkenedhercheeks.“Whydidn’tyousayso!Isn’theadream?He’sthesweetestman,andsogoodtome.I’mnotreallysupposedtotalkabouthimtoomuchbecause,well,youknow,hehastoget

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hisdivorceandall.”“Howdidyoumeethim?”“Oh,hedidn’ttellyou?”“Wedidn’tgetintothat.”“Itwassocute!I’ma

dancer.I’mgoingtobeatriplethreat—that’swhatmyvoicecoachsays.I’mtakinglessons,andactinglessons,andmoredancelessons.JJ’spayingforallofit.I’maninvestment.”

Sheflushedprettily.“Anyway,Ijustcouldn’t

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stayinShipshewanamywholelife,couldI?”

Evegotastrangepictureofapirateshipsailingthroughfieldsofcornandcows.“Idon’tseehow.”

“Iknow.EventhoughImisseverybodylikecrazy,youhaveto,youknow,trytolikefulfillyourdestiny.MytheaterteacherbackhomesaidIhadrealtalent.Anaturaltalent.SoIcametoNewYork.Iwanttoworkon

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Broadway,butit’sreallyhard.Theycanbesomeanattheauditions.AndIdidn’thaveasmuchmoneyasmaybeIshouldhave.Thingsarereallyexpensivehere.Igotajobasawaitress,butitgetsreallyconfusing.ThenIgotadancingjob.Inoneofthoseplaces,youknow.”

Shewincedalittle.“Yeah,Iknow.”“Itwasembarrassingat

first,butlikeSadiesaid,

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everybody’sgotabody,sobigdeal.Andifyouhaveaniceone,youcanmakesomerealmoney.Ididn’tlikeitawholelot,butIwaswillingtosacrificeuntilIgotmybigbreak.You’vegottopayyourdues.”

Shetookasipofhercoffee-flavoredcreamandsugar.

“So,”Evespeculated,“youmetJJattheplacewhereyoudanced.”

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“Ohyeah,right.OnenightJJcamein,andhegotalapdance.Andthenhegotanotherone,andheboughtmeadrink.Hewantedto,youknow,butIdon’tdothat.I’mnotlicensed,plusIdon’twantto,youknow?Forlikemoney.”

Eveconsideredthefancyapartment,thefeatherypeignoir—reservedjudgment.“Okay.”

“SoJJwaswithsome,

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whatdoyoucallit,colleagues,andsomeofthemgotalittlepushy.ButnotJJ.Anyway,hecamebackthenextnightandboughtmeanotherdrink,andhewasnicetotalkto.Thenheaskedmeout.”

Shepinkedupagain.“Arealdate.Dinnerandeverything.Hetookmeoutafewtimes—twicetoaBroadwayshow,whichwastheult.Thenwe,youknow,

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butitwasn’tlikehewasacustomer.Weweredating.Ididn’tknowhewasmarried,thenhetoldme,andIwasgoingtobreakitoffbecause,youknow,that’sjustnotright.”

“Hedidn’ttellyouhewasmarriedbefore...youknow?”Evequalified.

“No,butheexplainedhowhiswife’ssoawful,andcontrolling,andhe’stryingtogetadivorce,andtheydon’t

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evenhavesex.”“Shedoesn’tunderstand

him,appreciatehim,”Evesaid.

“Iknow!”IronywaftedoverFelicity’sblondcurls.“ThenheboughtthisplacesoI’dhaveanice,safeplacetolive.Andhegotmethelessons.AndIhavechargeaccountsandeverything.Ijusthavetobepatient.Itgetslonelysometimesbecausehehastotravelsomuchfor

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work,andhe’stryingtoconvincehisterriblewifetoagreetoacivilizeddivorce.He’ssosweettome,andafterhegetshisdivorcewe’regettingmarried.See.”

Sheheldoutherhand—fingernailspaintedlikehertoes—toshowofftherockonherringfinger.

Evethoughtbacktothehiddenaccounts,calculatedwhattherockwouldgofor,ifreal.Nochargesor

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withdrawalscorresponding,tohermemory.

ItstruckherFelicitygottheclichédlineandthefakediamond,andwasnaiveenoughtobelieveboth.

“We’rejustcrazyabouteachother.We’dspendeveryminutewecouldtogetherifitwasn’tforhisawfulwife,andifhedidn’thavetotravelforwork,likeheisnow.”

Evewonderediftheygrewthemallthisnaiveand

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gullibleinShipshewana.“He’sawayonbusiness

now?”sheasked.“Yeah,hehadtoleavea

coupledaysagotogiveabigpresentationwayoutinNewL.A.He’sreallyimportant,butyouknowthat,sotheclientpeoplewantedhimespecially.Buthe’sgoingtobebackforChristmas.Hemaybehastospendmostofitwithhiswife,becauseofhowpeoplegossipandstuff,but

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we’regoingtohaveourownChristmashere.Isn’tthetreepretty?”

“Yeah,it’spretty.DoyouknowaTreyZiegler?”

“Uh-uh.IsheafriendofJJ’s?Ihaven’tbeenabletomeethisfriendsbecauseofgossipandhowhisawfulwifewoulduseittoruinhiminthedivorce.It’snicetomeetyou,soIcanhavesomebodytotalkwith.Sadie,myfriendfromwhereIused

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todance,saysmenneverdivorcetheirwivesliketheysay,butJJ’snotlikethat.We’recrazyabouteachother.”

“Soyouhaven’tseenJJforacoupledays?”

“Uh-uh.Hehadtogooutoftown,likeIsaid,kindofallofasudden.Buthetagsmeeveryday,andhesenttheflowersovertherejustyesterday.”

Herextraordinarybreasts

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swelledoverthesilkandfeathersasshesighed.

“He’ssuchasweetheart.He’sunderalotofstresswhatwithworkandhiswifesowedon’tgooutsomuchanymore.Heneedsthequiet.She’s,whatdoyoucallit,vindictive.SoItrytobereallyunderstanding,andmakethingsniceforhimwhenhe’shere.”

“I’msureyoudo.Whendidheleavetown?”

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“Um.Wednesdaymaybe.Wasit?”Shecaughtherpoutybottomlipbetweenherteethasshetaxedhermemory.“Igetmixedup.Hehadtodothepartywithhiswife—youknow,forappearances—thatnight.Didyougo?”

“Icouldn’tmakeit.”“Oh,toobad.Ilove

parties.JJwasgoingtocomeoverhereafterward.Andweweregoingtogohaveabig,

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fancybrunchatthecaviarplaceforatreat.Ijustlovecaviar,don’tyou?Buthehadtogooutoftown.”

“Andhe’snevermentionedZiegler?”

“Idon’tthinkso.Isheaclient?JJtakesreallygoodcareofhisclients.That’swhyhe’ssosuccessful.”

“Ibet.”“Doyouwanttogoout

forbreakfastmaybe?Mytreat.Idon’thavedanceor

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actinglessonstoday,andmyvoicecoachdoesn’tcomeuntiltwo.”

“I’msorry.Ican’t.”“Oh,doyouhavetogo

already?”FelicityaskedwhenEverose.

“Ido,butmaybeI’llcomeback.WhenJJ’shere.”

“Thatwouldbemag!Wecanhavealittleparty.”

“Whydon’tyougetintouchwithmewhenyouexpecthim?”Evepulledouta

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card.“We’llhavethatlittleparty.”

“Sure!Thisis,well,it’sjustmagolicious.Ican’twait.”

“NeithercanI.”Sheopenedthedoor,glancedbackatthebombshell.“Youknow,Felicity,yourfriendSadiesoundsprettysmart.”

“Oh,she’sreallysmart.She’sareallygoodfriend,butsheworriesaboutme,anddoesn’thaveto.ShethinksI

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shouldgobacktoShipshewana.”

EvedecidedSadiemightbetheonlypersoninNewYorkdealingFelicitythetruth.

“Haveyoutalkedtoherrecently?”

“Italktohermosteveryday.JJdoesn’twanthertocomeherebecause,well,peopledon’talwaysunderstandaboutthedancing,but...you’vegottohave

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girlfriends,right?”“Yeah.Whatdidshesay

aboutJJhavingtogooutoftown,allofasudden?”

“Oh,well,Sadiedoesn’ttrustmostguys.She’shadsomebadexperiences.SheneverthinksJJ’stellingmethetruth.”

“LikeIsaid,shesoundsprettysmart.Maybeyoushouldlistentoher.Yououghttotagherup.And,Felicity?Maybeyoushould

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askyourselfwhyanimportant,successfulman’sdoingout-of-townbusinessoveraweekendinsteadofgrabbingashuttlebacktotakeyououtforcaviar.”

Leavingitatthat—thebestshecoulddo—Evemadeherwayout,noddedtoBrent.

Shehatedfeelingsorryforthewoman—no,shecorrected,girl.Nomorethanagirlreally.Butitbalancedout,shesupposed.Thesorrier

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shefeltforFelicity,themorecontemptshefeltforCopley.

Firstchance,shepromisedherself,thetwoofthemweregoingtohavealong,fascinatingconversation.

Anditwasn’tgoingtobemuchofaparty.

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KiraRobbinsletEveinherself.Shelooked

heavy-eyed,strained,andworebaggyfloweredpajamapantsandagrayNYCsweatshirt.Afarcry,Evethought,fromthesmartreddressandheelsofthedaybefore.

“Youwanttogooveritallagain.”Shedidn’taskEvetosit,didn’tofferheradrink,justfloppeddownonthesofa.“That’showthisworks.

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Justgoingoverandoveritagain.”

“Yousaidyouwerealone,nooutsidecontact,duringthetimeZieglerwasmurdered.”

“Yeah.Damnbook.Ihaven’twrittenawordsinceItalkedtoyouyesterday.I’mnotgoingtomakedeadline.Ijustwanttosleep,but...”

“HowmanytimesdidZieglercomehereforaprivatesession?”

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“Four—no,five.Twicewithmeandmyassistant,threetimesjustme.Ithink.”

“Howmuchextradidyougivehimforaddingintheassistant?”

“Ah...fivehundred.”Robbinsrubbedthespotbetweenhereyebrowswithtwofingers.“Yeah,five.”

ItjibedwithZiegler’saccounting.

“Howmanytimeswereyouintimatewithhim?”

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“Itwasn’tintimacy.There’snothingintimateabouthavingyourchoicetakenaway.Hehadsexwithme—once.Herapedme.Once.”Somethingfiredinhereyes.“Itwasn’tintimacy.”

“You’reright.”“You’rewondering—I’m

wondering—didIaskforit?DidIopenthedamndoortoit?Ihadhiminhere,Ipaidhimtocomehere.Iknewhewasauser.Iheardthetalk,

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butIkeptgoingtohim,Ihadhimcometome.”

“Why?”“Hewasareallygood

trainer.”Shepressedherfingerstohereyes.“OhGod.Hewastoughonme,andcharmingaboutit.Hehelpedkeepmeinshape.Fashionblogger,”shesaidwithabitterhalflaugh.“Youhavetolookgood.You’renotcompetingwiththepeopleyou’rewritingabout—the

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starsandbutterfliesandtrust-fundbabies—butyouabsolutelyare.Ididn’twanttogotoabodysculptor—wantedtodoitmyself.That’ssomethingtofeelsmugaboutwhenyouknowwho’sgettingworkdone,andhowoften.SoIstuckwithhim.IstuckwithTrey.”

Sheletherheadfallback.“SoI’maskingmyselfdidIaskforit.Whenithappenedbefore,Iwasinlovewiththe

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bastard.Justakid,andinlovethewayyouareatsixteen.After,hesaidI’dwantedit.I’dteasedhim.Sohe’dgivenmealittlesomethingtorelaxme,sohe’dheldmedownwhenIsaidno,whenIsaidstop.ButI’dwantedit,andifImadeabigdealaboutit,everybodywouldknowI’daskedforit.”

“Nooneaskstoberaped,Kira.”

“No,andIknowbetter.I

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justcan’tgettoityet.IthoughtIcouldhandleZiegler—noproblem.I’msmart,I’mstrong,Ilearnedhowtotakewhathappenedbeforeandgetsmarter,getstronger.Butknowing’sonething,feeling’sanother.”

Hereyesfilled;shepressedherfingerstothemasiftopushthetearsbackin.“Sorry,roughnight.”

“You’dbeendosedandrapedbefore,butyoudidn’t

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wonder—youdidn’taskyourself—ifithadhappenedagain.Youjustgottheurge,hadsexwithamanyou’vestatedyouweren’tattractedto,didn’tevenreallylike.Andafter,didn’twonder?”

“Ineverthoughtofit.Itneversomuchasfloatedovermyhead.I’dputitbehindme.Iwasn’tthatgirlanymore.Iwastoosmart,toostrong,toocareful.Itcouldneverhappentomeagain.”

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Shesqueezedhereyestightforamoment,balledherfistsuntiltheknuckleswhitened.“Butitdid.Itdidhappenagain,andIfeeljustlikethatsixteen-year-oldgirl.Maybeevenworse,becauseIreallybelieveditcouldn’thappenagain.”

Sheloosenedherhands,tookacoupleslow,deepbreaths.“Ididn’tkillhim,that’sthebestIcangiveyou.Iwouldn’thaveifI’dknown

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beforesomeoneelsedid.ButIwouldn’thavemadethesamemistakeIdidatsixteen.I’dhavegonestraighttothecops.AndifsomepeoplewantedtothinkI’daskedforit,fuckthem.Fuckthem.”

Onahalflaughshescrubbedherhandsoverherface.“Yeah,roughnight.ButI’vegotanappointmentwithmytherapistinacouplehours.”

“Good.Youmeant

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nothingtohim.”“What?”“Understandthat,”Eve

said.“Youmeantnothing.Youwerejustanothernotchtohim,anotherbody,anotherwayforhimtofeelimportantandpowerful.Youdidn’taskforit,youdidn’topenthedoortoit.Youwerejustanotheropportunityforhim,anotherincomesource,andthat’sit.”

“That’ssupposedtomake

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mefeelbetter?”“Uptoyou,butit’struth.

It’sfact.”Kirabreathedoutagain.

“It’sharsh,andmaybebecauseit’sharsh,itmakesmefeelbetter.”

“Iappreciatethetime.”Evestartedforthedoor,stopped.“Ifigureyou’llmakethatdeadline.”

“Ohyeah?”“Yeah.Youwon’tlethim

screwyouoveragain.”

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S•••

hemulledovertheconversation,her

impressions,whatshe’dseen,heardandfeltonthedrivehome.Allsheneededwasmaybeahalfhourmore—thatwasn’tmuch—towriteitallup,shootitofftoPeabody,Mira.

And,okay,maybeanothertenorfifteentoupdateherboard,reviewthedata

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Peabodywouldhaveaccumulatedbynow.

Forty-fiveminutes,anotherhourtops,thenshe’dswitchgears,gointofullparty-prepmode.

Itwasfair.Satisfiedwiththebargain,

shedrovethroughthegates.Andstoppedthecarinthemiddleofthelongdrivetogape.Appalled.

Trucksandvansandpeoplecrowdedandswarmed

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attheentranceofthehouse.Thosepeoplecartedtrees—howcouldtheypossiblyneedmoretrees—plants,flowers,cratesandboxesandGodonlyknew.

Shewatchedassomeofthevehiclesdrovearoundthesprawlinghouseto,sheassumed,goaroundthesideorthebackwhereundoubtedlythey’dunloadmoretrees,plants,flowers,cratesandboxesandGod

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onlyknew.Theycomprisedanarmy

ofworkmen,decorators,gofers.Andsheimaginedthisfirstwavedidn’tincludethesecondforcethatwoulddealwithfoodandbeverage.

Youdidn’tneedarmiesforaparty.Youneededarmiesforawar.

Apparently,thiswaswar.Andwherethehellwas

shesupposedtodumphercar?

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Seeinglittlechoice,andhopingtoavoidthevariousbattalionsforaslongaspossible,shedrovearoundtothegarage.

Shesatinthecaramoment,drummingherfingers,tryingtorememberhowtogainaccess.Damnplacewasasbigasahouse.Normallyshejustparkedoutfront.SheknewSummerset—inhisanal,everythinginitsstupidproperplaceway—

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remotedwhatevervehicleshedumpedthereintothegarage,andhaditremotedbackoutfrontinthemorning.

Soshedidn’thasslewiththegarageasarule.Sheconsideredleavingitwhereitwas,butthatfeltstupid.Instead,shetappedthein-dash,taggedRoarke.

“Lieutenant.”“Yeah,hey.ThoughtI

shouldtellyouI’mback.”“Andinatimelyfashion.”

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“Yeah.There’sabunchofeverybodyoutfront.AparkinglotofvehiclessoI’mgoingtopullintothegarage.”

“Well,allrightthen.”“But,thethingis,Ican’t

rememberthecode.”Onthedashscreen,he

smiledather.“Eve,haveyoustillnotreadthebloodymanualforyourvehicle?”

“IfindstuffwhenIneedit.”

“Inthatcase,you’llfind

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you’veonlytoaccessyourin-dashcomp,requestaccessories,orderthegaragedoorsopenbyremote.Ithasyourvoiceprint.You’dclosethemthesameway,orbythegaragecomponceyou’veparked.”

“Right.Gotit.Thanks.”“Icouldpointout,thatif

you’dreadthemanual,youcouldhaveparkedoutfrontandsentthecartothegaragebyremote,butthatwouldbe

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rubbingitin,wouldn’tit?”Ratherthanrespond,she

cuthimoff,snarledafterthescreenwentblank.“Smart-ass.Computerengage.”

Engaged,Dallas,LieutenantEve.

“Accessories.”

Accessoriesconfirmed.Wouldyoulikealistingbyalphaorderorby

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category?

“Justopenthedamngaragedoor.”

Doyouwishtoopenthegaragedooratyourcurrentlocation,whichisresidence,oranalternatelocation?

“WhythehellwouldIwanttoopenadoorwhereI’mnot?Nevermind.Open

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thedoor,currentlocation.”

Garagedoor,residence.Wouldyouliketoopenthemaindoor,thereardoor,thesecondlevel—

“Maindoor,forGod’ssake.Openthemaingaragedoor,residence.”

Garage,residence,maindooropening.

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Shewaitedwhileitrose,slowandsilent,thendrovein.

Shewouldn’tbothertorollhereyesatthenumberofvehicleshousedinside.Orjustaminoreyeroll.All-terrains,sedans,sportscars,musculartrucks,sexymotorcycles.

Someflashy,someclassy,somesinewy,somesleek.

Shewasprettysuretherehadbeensomerefinementssinceshe’dlastbeeninside—

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sheknewtherehadn’tbeenaslotlabeledDLE,themakeofhercar,thelasttimeshe’dbeeninhere.Noquestionthere’dbeensomeadditionsbecausethemanpurchasedvehiclesthewayothersmightbuysocks.

Shepulledintotheslotasthecomputeraskedpolitely,

Doyouwishtoclosethemaingaragedoors,residence,atthistime?

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“Yeah,yeah,dothat.”Shegotout,glanced

aroundatRoarke’sshinytoys,andspottedapristineworkcounter—whoelsehadapristinegarage?—withacomputer,anAutoChefandafriggie.

“Agarageyoucouldlivein.Whoelse?”

Inspired,shecrossedtothecounter,narrowedhereyesatthecomputer.

“Computeron.”

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Itsprangimmediatelytolife.

Goodmorning,Dallas,Lieutenant,Eve.

“Yeah,yeah.Canyouinterfacewithmyhomeofficecomputer?”

Affirmative.Wouldyouliketodosoatthistime?

“Yeah,I’dliketodoso.

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OpenfilesonZiegler,Trey,subsetInterviews.CreatenewdoconPrinze,Felicity,crossedwithCopley,JohnJake.”

Working...

“PullupanyincomingcommunicationordatafromPeabody,DetectiveDelia.”

Secondarycommandinprogress.Initialcommand

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complete.

“Whydoesn’tmyofficecompworkthisfast?”

Wouldyoulikeascananddiagnosisofthisspecificcomputer?

“What’sthepoint?Negative.”

Acknowledged.Secondarycommandcomplete.

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“GivemePeabody’sdatafirst.Onscreen.”

Dataonscreen.

She’dbeenrightonFelicity’sage.Barelytwenty-one.BornShipshewana,Indiana,oneofthreeoffsprings—allfemale—ofJonasandZoePrinze,withFelicitybeingtheyoungest.Nocriminal,notevenalittle

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dent,unlessshecountedtwominortrafficviolationsduringtheteenageyears.

Andshedidn’t.Graduatedhighschool,

andPeabodyhadaddedtheshinybits.Homecomingqueen,captainofthecheerleaders,theleadintheschoolmusicaltwoyearsrunning,presidentofthetheaterclub.

Twoyearscommunitycollege,majoringintheater.

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Employed,part-time,forthreeyearsatGo-Hopasaserver.

RelocatedtoNewYork,residedforsevenmonthsinAlphabetCity—aflop,Evenoted,readingPeabody’sresearchontheaddress—thatrentedbythehour,day,orweek.

Employedasadancer,StarshineClub,forthreemonths.Currentresidence,thebig,shinyapartment

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overlookingtheriver.Nomarriages,nocohabs,

nocurrentemployment.Acorn-fed,naivekid,

potentiallywithsometalent,withbigdreams,whogotherselfscoopedupbysomeguytwiceherage.Whowaspotentiallyakiller.

Eveaddedhernotes,compilingthemintoareport.

Asshereaditover,refinedit,thesidedooropened.

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Roarkewalkedin.“Didyougetlost?”He

cockedaneyebrow.“You’reworkinginthegarage?”

“Itwashere,andit’squiet,andIonlyneededafewminutes.”Sheglancedatherwristunit,winced.“Orso.”

She’drefinelater,ifnecessary,butshotthereporttoPeabody,toMira,andasanupdatetohercommander.

“That’sit.I’mgoingin.Whyaretheremoretrees?”

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“Thanwhat?”“Thanwealreadyhad.

GuyswerehaulinginmoretreeswhenIdroveup.Why?”

“Becauseit’sChristmas.”Hetookherhand.“Ifyouneedmoretime,youdon’thavetotakeitinthegarage.”

“It’sniceinhere.Avehiclepalacewithtechnologyandsnacks.Butthat’sitfornow.”

Shecouldalwaysslipawaylater,squeezeinalittle

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more.“Allrightthen.Wanta

liftback?”Hegesturedtoashortline

ofmotorizedcarts.“I’vegotlegs.”“WhichIadmireasoften

aspossible.”Stillholdingherhand,he

ledheroutthesidedoor.“We’llstrollbackthen,andyoucantellmeaboutthesidepiece.”

“She’spitiful.No,that’s

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notfair.”Shestuckherfreehandinherpockettowarmit.“She’sakid,Roarke,twenty-oneandpainfullynaive.Fromsomeplaceoutincornland.Shipshewana,Indiana.”

“Shipshewana?Areyouwindingmeup?”

“It’sanactualtown,Ilookeditup.Ifyouconsideraplaceaboutonesquaremileatown.Barelysixhundredpeoplelivethere.Alotofthemfarm.Theyprobably

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havemorecowsthanpeoplethere.”

Thethoughtofwhichgavehertheseriouscreeps.

“SoouryoungsidepiecebidfarewelltoShipshewana,cametothebrightlights,bigcity,andendedupinariver-viewapartment,beingkeptbyamarriedman.”

“That’stheshortofit,”sheagreed.“Thelong’sgotmoregrayareas.She’sdesperatetobeaBroadway

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star.CametoNewYorkforthosebrightlights,andendedupworkingatastripjoint.”

“Alltoocommon,isn’tit?”

“Saysshejustdanced—nosex—andyouhavetobelieveher.Notjustthatopenface,thewayshejustbabblesoutreamsofinformationbecauseshe’slonely,butherbackgrounddatafinishesthepicture.Copley’ssetheruptherewiththeusualbullshit.

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Hiswifedoesn’tunderstandhim,treatshimbad,he’sworkingonadivorce,thenthey’llgetmarried.”

“You’resayingtheygrowthemgreeninShipshewana.”

“IfFelicity’sanexample,theydon’tgrowthemgreener.And,meanwhile,Copleywillinvestinherfuturebypayingfordanceandvoiceandactingclasses.Andshesleepswithhimwheneverhe’savailable,

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fawnsoverhim,makeshimfeeldesirableandimportant.Shethinkshe’soutoftownrightnow,onimportantbusiness.”

“Didyoutellherotherwise?”

“Notdirectly.Shewouldn’thaveboughtitfrommeanyway.Isortofputacouplethoughtsoutthere,andsteeredhertowardtalkingtoherstripperfriendwhoseemstoknowthescore.Shetook

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meforapalofhis,waspitifullygratefultomeetwhatshetookasapalofhis,tospendtime,totalkabouthimbecause—shesays—she’snotreallysupposedtotalkabouthimorthem.Fucker.She’sgoingtohaveafewscarsfromthis.Still,maybethey’llbegoodforherinthelongrun.”

“AndZiegler?”“Shedidn’trecognizethe

name.Shedoesn’tknow

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anythingonthat.Copleytellsherwhatworksforhim,andthat’sit.Butwhatittoldme?She’syoung,sexy,andbuiltlikeeverystraightman’swetdream.”

“Isthatso.Haveyouaphoto?”

“Pervert,”shesaidmildly.“Perhaps,butasastraight

manIcouldverifyyourfindings.”

“Myfindingstellmehewantstokeephissexytoyas

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longashecan.Hegetssex,adoration,anddevotion,andsincehe’spayingforitoutofmoneyhe’sskimmedfromhiswife,it’safullwinforhim.OnehemighthavekilledforifZieglerfoundout,threatenedtoclueinthewife.”

“SoyoumanagedtocrossanameoffyoursuspectlistwiththeyoungBroadwayhopeful,andgainanotherareaofmotiveforoneofthe

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toponyourlist.Notabadbitofworkinashorttime.”

“IhadPeabodydotherunonher,sothatsavedmetime.Dataindicatesthekidcamefromasolid,two-parenthousehold,hastwooldersisters,playedwellinschool.Whydotheycallit‘homecoming’?”shewondered.

“Whocallswhat‘homecoming’?”

“People—thethingin

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highschool.”“Ah.”Hepausedbya

sidedoorofthehouse.“That’sanAmericanthing,isn’tit?”

“Youlivehere,”sheremindedhim.

“Ido,yes.Ithinkit’ssomethingtodowithfootball.Americanfootball,andaparticulargamethatgetsspecificallycelebratedwithadance,perhapsaparadeaswell.Andtheychoose

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studentstobekingandqueen.”

“That’sjustweird.Butshewasoneofthose,andheadcheerleader,leadsinplays,part-timeworkatsomefast-foodjointuntilshecamehere.Afewmonthsworkinginastripclubshould’vescrapedsomeofthegreenoff.Itdidn’t.Ithinkitgoesdowntothebone.”

“Youlikedherquitealot,”hesaidastheywent

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inside.“Idon’tknowifitwas

like,butIhopesomebodycancushionthefallwhenshefindsoutthetruthaboutCopley.”

“Asolidfamily,oldersisters.Thatcouldprovidethecushion.”

“Iguessitcould.Eitherway,myjobistodrillCopley.She’sgoingtotellhimIwasthere.”Consideringit,Evesteppedintothe

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elevatorwithRoarke.“Thenexttimehetagsherup,she’lltellhim.That’sgoingtochaphisass.HowdidIfindoutabouther—wasitsomethingZieglerhaddocumented,whichremindsmetocheckZiegler’sspreadsheetonhissidebusinesses.He’sgoingtowanttoknowexactlywhatFelicitytoldme,andifhe’snotsmartandcarefulhowhedoesthat,he’sgoingtohave

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evenridiculouslygullibleherwonderingwhatthehell.Unlessherstripperpaldoesthatfirst.”

Shesteppedoutwithhimintoherhomeoffice.“Whatarewedoinginhere?”

“Youwon’tneedyourcoat,norImine.”Hetookhers,thenhisowntoasmallclosetsheneverthoughtaboutmuchlessused.“Andyou’llwantabitmoretimetoupdateyourboard,checkthat

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spreadsheet.”“Itwon’ttakelong.”“Again,youdon’tanswer

tomeonthis.”Hershouldershunched.

“I’mnottalkingtoSummersetagain.I’mback.I’llbeupthere,onthebattlefieldinlikefifteenminutes.”

“I’msureI’llseeyouatsomepointduringthefray.”Hetookhershoulders,yankedherinforahard,

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quickkiss.“Secureyourweapon,wouldyou,Lieutenant,beforeyoujoinin?Otherwiseyoumaybetemptedtouseitbeforewe’redone.”

“I’dkeepitonlowstun.”“Regardless.”Hekissed

heragain.“Ifyourunmuchoverthefifteen,”hesaidashestartedout,“Summersetwillhavesomethingtoholdoveryourheadforyears.”

“Crap.”Thatwassotrue.

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Shewentstraighttoherboard.SheaddedFelicity’sphoto,somebasicdata,crosseditwithCopley’s.Thenafteramoment’sthought,withNatashaQuigley’s,withaquestionmark.

Shecouldn’tbesurethewifedidn’tknowaboutthesidepiece.

Steppingback,shestudiedit.

Ofalltheplayers,Felicity

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andSimastruckherasthemostnaiveandvulnerable.ThoughSimanotasmuchasFelicity.Thenagain,EvefigurednooneovertheageoffourcouldequalFelicity’slevelofnaivete.

Still,wasn’titinterestingthatZieglerandCopley—victimandpotentialkiller—bothhitonthenaiveandtrusting?Copleypaidthefreight—ormoreaccuratelyhiswife(whetherornotshe

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knewofthearrangement)paidthefreightforlivingquarters,expenses.ZieglerhadexploitedSima’sdesireforahotboyfriendsoshepaidmostofthefreight.

Butthey’dbothmanipulatedwomentogetwhattheywanted.

Zieglermadeahabitoutofmanipulatingandexploiting,shethoughtasshecircledtheboard.

HadCopley?

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Maybeanotherpassathisfinancialswouldtellher,butforthatshe’dhaveasmootherpathwithRoarke.Plus,shejustdidn’thavethetimerightnow.

Butshecouldsqueakoutalittleforthespreadsheet.

Atherdesk,shebroughtitup,scrolledthroughlookingforCopley’sinitials.

Shehighlightedthem,transferredthepaymentsanddatestoherboard.

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Shefoundothersetsofinitialswithdifferentamounts,butnothingelseasconsistentoverthepastsixweeks—whichcorrespondedtothenewlocksonthevic’semployeelocker.

RecordsandpaymentsforNQ(NatashaQuigley),MQS(Martella),KR(KiraRobbins),alljibedwiththeirstatements.These,too,sheaddedtoherboard.

Therewereplentyof

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others,he’dhadahellofasideline.Thoseshecouldcrosswithclientsalreadyinterviewedalsojibed.Extortioninsomecases,orstraightmoneyforsexinmostoftheothers.

Sexandmoney,twoofthetopmotivesformurder.ShecouldascribebothtoCopley,addinfearofexposure,whichwouldlikelyleadtolossofmoneywhenthewifebootedhim.

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Andwouldn’tshe?Goingthrougharough

patch,tryingtosavethemarriage.QuigleyhadallbutbeggedhernottotellCopleyaboutthesexualarrangementshe’dhadwithZiegler.

Shebacktrackedtohernotesonthatinterview,refreshedhermemory.

QuigleystatedifCopleyknewshe’dbeensexuallyinvolvedwithZieglerhewouldendthemarriage.

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Becausehewouldn’ttoleratethecheating,Eveassumed.

ButwhatifQuigleyhadcoppedtoCopley’sarrangementwiththesexyyoungthing,hadusedthatknowledgetopressureCopleyintofixingthemarriage—orlosingthebighouse,thebigincome,thestatus?Itwouldn’tdoforhimtogetwindshe’dbeenplayingaroundonthesiderightalongwithhim.She’d

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loseherleverage.ShegivesCopleythe

ultimatum.HedecidesZieglerdouble-crossedhim.KillsZiegler.Fitofpassionandtemper,followedbytheflourish.MerryChristmas,fucker.

Goeshome,parties,tellsthewifehe’llbreakitoff,they’llgoonatrip.Hastotellsexyyoungthinghe’sbeencalledoutoftown,giveitallachancetocooldown.

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He’dhavetobreakitoffwithFelicity,orconvinceQuigleyhehad.WithZiegleroutofthepicture,he’dhaveabetterchanceofkeepingthingsstatusquoifheplayedpenitentwiththewife.

AnotherroundwithQuigley,Evedecided.DropFelicity’sname,getareaction.Ruinamarriage,mostlikely,shethought,butonethatwasbuiltonapileofliesandbetrayalsanyway.

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Likelytoppleitonthatshakypile,butpotentiallybagamurderer.

Somethingtothinkabout.“Butnotnow,damnit.”Seeinghertimewasmore

thanup,sheshutdown,hurriedfromtheroom.

Hurriedback,mutteringcursesasshestrippedoffherweaponharness.Shesecureditinherdeskdrawer,securedtheofficedoorsforgoodmeasure.Thenboltedinthe

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I

directionoftheballroomtofacethemusic.

•••

twasawar,sherealizedwhenshepulledupatthe

openballroomdoors.Justaschaotic,justasfraught,justasnoisy.

Someshoutedorsnappedoutordersordirectionslikecommanderstothefootsoldierswhohauled,carried

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orclashed.Somestoodontoweringladdersthatmadeherstomachjitter.

Peopleofallsizes,shapes,colorsswarmedtheenormousroom,trudgedorscurriedinandoutoftheopenterracedoorswheremoreofthemswarmed.

Thetreesrecentlybroughtinstoodineachcorner,celebrationalgiantsnowoutfittedorbeingoutfittedwithlights,goldbeads,red

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berries,andlongdropsofcrystal.Underone,someonearrangedboxeswrappedinredpaperwithgoldbows,goldpaperwithredbows,asmeticulouslyasifplacingexplosives.

Shesawwhatappearedtobemilesoftinywhitelights,acresofgreenery,poundsofberries,andenoughcrystalstoblindthesun.

Thatdidn’tcountwreaths,filmydrapery,plants,or

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flowers.Shethoughtabout

runningaway,dealingwithSummerset’srighteouswrath.Itcouldbeworthit.

Sheactuallytookonetestingstepinretreat.

“Mrs.Roarke!”Awomanburstthrough

theswarm.Shewavedatablet,streakedacrossthecrowdedflooronglitteryairboots.Whatlookedlikeacouplesetsofpainted

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chopsticksstuckoutandupfromhermessilybundledhair.

Noretreat,Eveorderedherself.Nosurrender.

“Dallas.LieutenantDallas.”

“Yes,yes,ofcourse.Pardonme,I’mjustalittlefrantic.Ha.Ha.Ha.”

Sheactuallylaughedlikethat.Inthree,distinctHa’s.

“Weworkedwitheachotherbefore.”Shestuckout

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herhand,gaveEve’sasolidpump.“I’mOmega.”

“That’saname?”“Hahaha.Yes,indeed.

I’mtheheaddesigner.IrealizeyouandIdidn’thaveachancetogooverthedecoranddetailsforthisevening’sevent,butRoarkedidsignoffonthedesign.”

“Okay.”“Naturallythereare

alwaysafewtweakson-site,particularlywhen

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coordinatingwithothervendors.Andwhilethefloristhasdoneanamazingjob...”

Sheturned,aimedalookatanotherwomanjabbingfingersintheairwhileacoupleofguyshauledaroundabiggoldurnwithenormousredandwhiteflowers.Thelookdidn’tspeakofadmiration.

“Anamazingjob,”shecontinued,“therearesomeadjustmentsweneedto

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make.”“Okay.”“Ijustneedtogoovera

fewpointswithyou,andaddressafewquestions.Allofus,ofcourse,wanttonight’seventtobeabsolutelyperfect.”

“Right.Okay.”Evebracedherself,thought:Ready.Aim.“Fireaway.”

•••

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Withintenminutes,withher

headthrobbing,sheadmittedRoarkehadbeenrighttotellher

toleaveherweaponinheroffice.

Really,shewouldhavedoneaserviceforallmankindtostunthedecoratorandtheflorist.

Withinthirty,sheconsideredgoingback,gettingtheweaponandtakingthembothout.

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Theycomplimentedeachotherwithicysmilesandwordslikebrilliant,beautiful,bountiful.Thenjabbedateachotherwithsharplittleinsults.

Theurnsweretoogoldagold.Thetullewastoofussy.

Thefloristclaimedhermeasurementswereprecise.Thedesignerdisagreed—herswere.AndasfarasEvecouldtelltherewerebareinchesbetween.

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“Ineedthatspaceformypoinsettiasnowflakes,”theflorist,whointroducedherselfasBower(seriously),insisted.“They’vebeencreatedspecificallyandexclusivelyforthisevent.”

“Asyoucanclearlyseeonmydesign,thatspaceisrequiredforthegifttable,andyouaretoprovideforthattable—permynotes—goldminitrees,redamaryllis,andwhiteflamelesscandles.”

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“Wediscussedthisdesignchange,Omega.”

“Idon’trecallthat,Bower.”

“Weabsolutely—”“Whatgifttable?”Eve

demanded,andstoppedbothwomenfromsnarling.

“Theholidaygiftsforyourguests,”Omegatoldher.“Agoldbagfortheladieswillcontainalimitededitionbottleofthenewfragrance,SnowQueen—notonthe

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marketuntilFebruary.Aredbagforthegentlemenwillcontainaportablebarsetinacustom-madecase.Atlastcount,thenumberofguests—”

“Idon’twanttoknow.”Evewavedthataway.“Wecanputthegiftbagsinoneoftheotherroomsoutthere.”

“But...Well,Idon’twanttoinsultyourguests,ofcourse,butifthegiftsareplacedelsewheresomemight,

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mistakenly,ofcourse,takemorethantheirshare.Orsomeofthestaffmighthelpthemselves.”

“Ifwe’regivingstuffaway,whatdowecare?There’sthatsalonplaceoutthere—wegetspilloverintherewhenwehavethesedeals.Justsetupthegiftsinthere,dothesnowflakethinginhere.Problemsolved.Next?”

“I’dhavetoseethesalon

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area,”Omegainsisted.“InordertodisplaythegiftstothebestadvantageImayneedtomakefurtheradjustments,addsomedecorationstothatspace.”

“Helpyourself.Thatway.”Evepointed.“Hangaleft.Youwanttoaddtinselorlightsorwhatever,finebyme.”

“We’llneedtobesuretherearecomplementaryfloralarrangements,”Bower

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putin.“Great.Makeithappen.”Bothwomen,elatedwith

theideaofhavinganotherspacetohaggleover,rushedoff.Eveletoutasinglegratefulbreath.

“Welldone.”Roarkesteppeduptoher,offeredheratubeofPepsi.

“Thanks.”Shecrackedit,guzzled.“Whydoyouhavegiftsforeverybody?Theygettocome,gettoeat,getto

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drink,getlivemusic.Iseethestageoverthere.”

“They’reguests,it’sChristmas.It’satoken.”

“Theydidn’tsoundliketokens.Butit’syourdough.”

Heslidanarmaroundherwaist,kissedhertemple.“Ourparty.”

“Yeah.”Clearedoffloristanddecorator,shetookafreshlookaround.

Allthetreesupanddressed,and,okay,they

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lookedprettyterrific.Shewatchedaguyinawatchcapandcombatbootsfiddlewithsomesortofhandheld—thengrinaslights,palegold,spreadtinystarsovertheceiling.

“FuckingA,I’mjustthatgood!”hecalledout,andsomeonelaughed.

Tables,sheassumedforfood,rangedagainstthetwosidewalls.Littlehightopsclusteredhereandthere,all

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drapedinthatpalegoldagain.Shenotedsomeofthemalreadyheldalowdisplayofredflowers,tinygoldpinecones,whitecandles.

Shebegantoseehowitwouldbe.

“Prettysnazzy.”“Onehopes.”Hetookthe

tube,hadasipforhimself.“Butfriendly.And—Iget

thecrystals,thesnowflakes.It’sChristmas,it’swinter.

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Butit’swarm.It’swelcoming,Iguess.”

“Thenwe’vehitthemark,haven’twe?”

“Hey!”Shecalledacrosstheroom,grabbedthetubebackfromRoarkeandstrodeovertotwoworkmenwheelinginanothertowerofflowers.“Don’tbringthatinhere.”

“Bowersaid—”“It’stoomuchforinhere.

It’lllookbetteronthe

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terrace.”“ButBowersaid—”“Idon’tgivearat’sass

whatBowersaid.Thisismyparty.I’mincharge.Takeitout.I’llshowyouwhere.”

Slippinghishandsintohispockets,Roarkewatchedherpointtheworkmenoutagain.

Yes,indeed,hethought.They’dhitthemark.

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Evewouldn’tsaysheenjoyedacoupleof

hoursorderingarounddecoratorsandfloristsandthepeoplewho—apparently—fearedthem.Butshecouldn’tdenyacertainsatisfactioninit.Andadeepersatisfactionfrommakingsureeveryoneinvolvedfearedhermore.

Stillitwaswithhugereliefshesnuckaway,confidenteverythingwasunderasmuchcontrolas

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possible,tograbtwentyminutes—okay,maybeanhour—inheroffice.

Shecheckedherincomingsfirst,surprisedandgratefultofindonefromMira.

Sheopenedit,scannedit,thenhomedinononesection.

VictimZieglerandSuspectCopleybothdemonstrateaskillinrecognizingtheneedsanddesires,strengthsandweaknessesofothers,and

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forgedcareerswhichutilizedthatskill.Zieglerinpersonaltraining,i.e.,thedesireofaclienttoappearmoreattractiveorbecomemorefit,whatwillmotivatethemtosucceedorappeartosucceed.Hisinstinctforcullingthroughthoseclients,andothers,forwomenwhowouldbeamenabletoexchangingmoneyforsexandhisexploitationofsame.Hissuccessintheseareasencouragedhimtoexpandhislimits,exploitingotherclientsforgain,usingillegalsto“persuade”otherwomentoengageinsex,thenexploiting

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themforfinancialgain.InSuspectCopley’scase,

hisskillsguidedhimtopublicrelationswherehecouldreadclients,usingwordsorimagestocreatecampaignstoinfluenceopinion.Hissecretaccounts,financedprimarilywithmoneytakenfromhiswife,demonstrateaneedtocontroland,again,forgain.Whilehiscareerbenefitsmakehimfinanciallysecureinhisownright,herequiresmore,andfeelshedeservesmore.

He,likeZiegler,has—atleastfortheshortterm—

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successfullylivedtwolives.Withmoneytakenfromhiswife,moneyhewouldfeelrightfullyhis,Copleyhasestablishedasecondresidencewherehehasplacedawomanforhisownsexualgratificationandego.Hischoice—ayoung,naivewoman—demonstratesaneedfordominance.Hiswifehasmore—maturity,experience,andmoney—thereforehecannotdominateinthatrelationship.Heexploitsayounger,financiallyinferior,andinexperiencedwoman,usinghisskillstoidentifyherneeds,desires,strengths,

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weaknesses,andusingdeception,fabricatingfacts,ensuresherdevotionwhilehecontinuestobenefitfromhiswife’sfinancialandsocialpositions.

Bothindividualsdemonstratenarcissistictendencies,predatorysexualbehavior,aneedtoprovetheirself-worthanddesirabilitythroughsex,show,andmoney.

If,asyoubelieve,ZieglerblackmailedCopley,thebenefittoZieglerwouldhavebeenmoneyandademonstrationthatthoughCopleyappearedsuperiorin

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socialstatusandfinancialholdings,Ziegler“won.”ThecostofsaidblackmailtoCopleywas,inadditiontothedollarsandcents,alossoffaceandego.

Consideringtheunplanned,impulsivenatureofthemurder,asperevidence,followedbythedeliberatephysicalandpersonalinsult,Copley’sprofileandpersonalitymakehimastrongsuspect.Thestressandfearofdiscoverybyhiswifeandbythewomanhehasestablishedinasecondresidence,alongwiththeshameofbeingbestedby

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someonehewouldconsideranunderling,increaseshisprobabilityinthisincident.

Ifandwhenheisbroughtinforformalinterview,Iwouldliketoobserve.

“Yeah,we’llmakesureofit.”

Sexandmoney—andego—forbothofthem.Andbothworkingovertimetoappearsuperiortoothers,betterthanothers.

Sherecalledthewoman

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inCopley’sstaffmeeting—ignored,knowingit,bothpissedandresignedbyEve’stake.Includedinthemeeting,Evethought,butnottreatedliketherest.Justalittlelessthantherest.

Itmadeherthinkofcountryclubsandgolf,andtreatingamanwhoprovidedaservicetoafancyroundandmanlydrinks.

Followingahunch,shedidsomedigging.Inten

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minutes,shehadthegolfproatCopley’sclubonthe’link.Infivemore,withsomepushing,shehadCopley’sregularcaddy.

Inaboutsevenmore,withsomepersuasion,shehadaveryclearimageofhowthatinitialroundofgolfwentdown.

Sheaddedtohernotes—anecdotalevidencemaybe,butitwasaddingup.

Forgettingthetime,she

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wentbacktoherincomings,openedonefromPeabody.

Hadabrainstormduringmypedicuresodidsomesurfing.GotsomeskinnyonCopley—couplearticlesattached.Gistis:Firstwifecamefrommoney.NotQuigleymoney,butprettyshiny.Fiveyearsin,divorce.Accusationsofcheatingonbothsides.Wordis,heendedupwithaniceifnotprincelysettlement.

Wasnext-to-engagedtoanotherhighflieracoupleyearslater.Accusationsof

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cheating—andoneofthecheateeswas—waitforit—NatashaQuigley,alsomarriedatthattime.HeandQuigleygotmarriedtwenty-twomonthslater.

RomanticstoryishewhiskedherofftoHawaii,whereherfamilyhasahomeonMaui—proposed.He’dalreadyappliedforthelicense,donethepaperwork,evenboughtheradress,theflowers—thensprangitonher.Theygotmarriedthenextdayonthebeach.Somerumorsatthetime—hewassteppingoutwithhisformeralmost-fiancée,andtherewas

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troubleintheQuigley-Copleyparadise—quashedwiththeelopement.

Ireallyliketheromancestuff,butitsoundslikehegotcaughtcheatingorwassuspectedofsamebyQuigley,andhandleditwithaquickiewedding.Sewedupthebirdinthehand,right?

ThisisallGossipChannelstuff,soneedslotsofsalt.Buthe’scomingoffasonofabitch,Ithink.

Can’twaittodanceonmysparklynewtoes!Seeyou

soon.

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P,DD

“Goodwork,”Evemurmured.Shesavedtheincoming—she’dreadthearticleslater.

Fornow,shepulleduphisfinancialsagain,emphasisonhishiddenaccounts.Sidepieces,evenwhenyoudidn’tbuyafancyapartmenttokeepthemin,costmoney.

Dinner,gifts,littlegetaways.

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Shebegancombingthrough,broughtupQuigley’saswelltotrytocoordinate.

Hereyes,achingfromstudyingfigures,liftedtoRoarkewhenhecamein.

“Idideverything.Iwasjusttakingabreakfromit.I’veonlybeeninhere...forty-sixminutes,”shecalculatedafteraquickcheck.

“I’llsayagain,I’mnotin

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chargeofallthat.IwillsayIjustdidawalk-through.Itlooksverywell,andtheadjustmentsyoumadehereandthereworknicely.Also,firstwaveofcatering’sjustarrived.Theheadthereisnosetonosewiththeheaddecorator.Theremaybeblood.”

“Ifso,I’llmakethearrest.I’mjustgoingtoletthatplayoutforabit.”

“Howaboutaglassof

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wine?”“Ohyeah,howabout

that?IgotareportfromMiraandIreallywantedtoreadit.ItaddsweighttoCopleyasmyprimesuspect.ThenItalkedtohiscaddy.”

“Asingolf?”Roarkeaskedashepouredwine.

“Yeah.HerreportandanalysisgotmethinkingabouthowheandZieglerbothhadthisegothatneededstroking—sex,status,money.

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Sohowwouldthegolfgamego?IplayeditwiththecaddythatIwasdiggingforinfoonZieglerseeingashe’sdead,thentickledoutwhatIwantedaboutCopley.Copleyplayedbenefactor—andmadesureZieglerknewit,feltit.Hisclub,hiscourse,hiscaddy,histreat.”

“Forsomeagiftisonlyasymboloftheirownsuperiorposition,whichmakesitnotagiftatall.”

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“I’djustsaythegiftcamewithsharp,stickyribbons—whichisprettymuchthesame.”

“Andmorevisual.Ziegler’sreactiontoCopley’slargess?”

“ThecaddysaidZieglerexpressedgratitudebutdidn’tmeanit,notifyoupaidattention.ThecaddysaidhethoughtCopleywasalittleungracious,butprobablybecauseZieglertrouncedhim

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fourholesinarow,andCopleygetsalittletestywhenhe’slosing,whichhetoldmemeanshe—thecaddy—getsblamedandgetsstiffedonthetipattheendoftheround.”

“SoweaddpoorsportsmanshiptoCopley’ssins.”

“Thecaddyconfided—webonded—thatCopley’sknownforhurlinghisclubsintothetreesafterabad—whatisit—slice.Andonce

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afterabadlie—lay?”“Don’taskme.”Roarke

onlyshrugged.“I’mnofanofthegame.”

“Afterwhateveritwas,Copleyandtheguyhewasplayingagainstgotintoashoutingmatchthatwentintoapushy-shoveymatch.Theotherguyendedupinthewatertrapthing.”

“Extremelypoorsportsmanship.”

“Wetguythreatensto

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kickCopley’sass,sueoffwhat’sleftofit.He’spullinghimselfoutofthedrink,”Evecontinued.“Peoplearestartingtozipupinthosecartthings,andCopleybacksdown,lotsofapologies.Buystheguyahigh-classputter.Andaccordingtothecaddy,bad-mouthsthewetguyeverychancehegets.”

“Wehavepoorsportwhohasapoortempertomatch,andisalsoacowardly

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backbiter.”“That’swhatIsee.So

backtoZieglerandthatgolfgame.Ziegler’sclearlywinningbythesixthhole.”Shepausedtodrink.“Whodecidedhowmanyholestherehadtobe?”

“Again,IonlyplaywhenIcan’tavoidit.Asksomeoneelse.”

“MaybeIwill.Meanwhile,Ziegler’sahead,Copley’sbitching.Butthen

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Copleyorderedupdrinks—primebrew.HestucktowaterandpowerdrinkswhileZieglergothalfcutand,beinghalfcut,losthisfocusandhisform.”

“AndCopleywontheround?”

“Yeah,rubbeditinsome,buttookZieglertothenineteenthholeformoredrinks.Igetwhytheycallthebarthenineteenthhole,butwhyarethereeighteento

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beginwith?”“It’sasgoodanumberas

any,”Roarkesupposed.“Whyfourbasesinbaseball?”

“Becausetheymakeadiamond.”

“Onemightaskwhatadiamondhastodowithbaseball,butIwon’torwe’llbeatthishalfthenight.Let’sjustfinishoffthegolf.”

“Right.Copleyhadhimbackacoupletimes,butwith

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thebrother-in-lawalong,andthat’saboutitforthegolfportion.ThenPeabodycameupwithmoreweight,butofthegossipvariety.Talesofcheating,divorce,cheating,elopements.”

“Imayneedmorewine,”Roarkeconsidered.

“Quickversion.Copleycheatedonfirstwife,cheatedonalmost-fiancéewithcurrentwife,andmayhavecheatedoncurrentwife

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beforeelopementwithalmost-fiancée.”

“Hekeepsbusy.”“Yeah,andforbothof

themit’sallaboutsexandmoney.Notforpleasure,butforegoandpower.TheyhadalotincommononlyZieglerwasblackmailingandsleepinghiswayup,Copleymarriedhiswayup.”

“Yetthesidepiece—thiswouldbeFelicity?”Hetappedthephotoonthe

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board.“Yeah,Shipshewana

Felicity.”“She’slovelyandvery

young.ShipshewanaFelicitydoesn’thavemoneyorsocialstatus.”

“Sheprovidesthesexandtheadoration,andmakesCopleyfeelsuperior.”

“Iftherearen’tanyfeelings,genuineones,involved,whynotfindthatsexandadorationwith

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money?”“Hewouldn’tbethefirst

wholostitoverbigeyesandtits.Maybethistimeouthewantstobetheonewiththebigbucks,comparatively.Butifhiswifecutshimoff,hecan’taffordhiscurrentlifestyle.Hecanaffordagoodone,onealotofpeoplewouldbehappywith,butnotwhathe’sgottenusedto.SoZieglerheldthatthreat.”

Evestudiedherwine.“I

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havetogoupthere,don’tI?Ihavetogobackuptherewiththecrazypeopleintheballroom.”

“That’suptoyou.”“WhichmeansIhaveto

goupthereandstepbetweencaterersanddecorators.I’mnotwrongforpreferringmurderers.”

“I’dneversayso.Butbeforeyougofacetheworst,IhaveanearlyChristmasgiftforyou.”

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“We’realmostthere,whydoesithavetobeearly?”

“It’sfortonight,andasTrinawillbeherewithinthehour—”

“Why!Whydidyouhavetosaythename!”Shegrippedherhairinherfists,turnedafastcircle.“Iwasmellowing.”

“You’llmuddlethroughit.Inanycase,she’llneedthis.”

Heheldoutasmall,

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wrappedbox.Eveeyeditsuspiciously.

“Isitsomethingshe’sgoingtoslatheronme?”

“Iwouldn’tthinkso.Openit,findoutforyourself.”

Shedealtwiththefussyribbon,toreattheshinypaper.

Theclassyboxhadthenameofthejewelryembossedonthelid.

Ursa.

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Thegenerationalfamily-runshopwhichhadprovidedherwithasolidleadonanotherkiller.SherememberedUrsa—thedignifiedoldermanwho’dbeensoappalledhe’dpurchasedantiquewatchesstolenfromdeadparentsbytheirungratefulandmurderousson.

“Youpayattention.”“Toyou?Always.”“Idon’tknowwhatitis,

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butitmeansalotyouwentthere.”

“It’sagoodplace,asyousaid.Runbygoodpeople.TheyaskedthatIgiveyoutheirbest.”

Sheshookthebox,heardthesoftrattle.“Thisprobablyis.”

Helaughed.“Weallagreeditsuitedyou.”

Sheopenedit.Itwassomesortofcomb.Fromitsjewel-encrustedpeakfella

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richmedleyofdiamondsandrubies.

“Trinawillknowhowtoworkitintoyourhair.”

“Youalwaysfigureoutanotherwaytohangshinythingsonme.”Sheshookitlightly,watchedthestonesdance.“Itmoves.It’sreallybeautiful.Itlooksold—inagood,classyway.”

“Earlytwentiethcentury,reputedlyaweddinggiftfromgroomtobride.Afew

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generationslater,thefortunewassquandered,andthis,amongotherthings,wassold.Mr.Ursaacquireditinanestatesaleacoupleyearsago,and—hetellsme—keptitinthevault,waitingfortherightperson.Hethoughtyouwere,andsodidI.”

“Sinceyou’regivingittomenow,IbetitgoeswithwhateverI’mwearinglater.”

“Ibelieveitdoes.Youcanjudgeforyourself,butI

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hopeyou’llwearit.”“I’llwearit.”Shestepped

up,kissedhim.“EventhoughI’llhavetosufferthroughTrinastickingitinmyhair.”

“That’slove.”“Lookslike.Andsowe’re

even...”Shewenttoherdesk,

openedadrawer,tookoutasmallboxwiththesamewrappingandribbon.“Oneforyou,early.”

Theflickerofsurprise,

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thehalfsmiletoldhershe’dcaughthimoffguard.“Really?”

“You’renottheonlyonewhocanthinkaboutstuff.”

“Apparentlynot.AnditseemsUrsaknowshowtobediscreet.Henevermentionedhe’dseenyou.”

“Maybeyougottherefirst—butinthatcase,samegoes.”

LikeEve,heshookthebox,thenunwrappedit.He

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couldn’tbegintoguessasbuyingjewelryofanykindwasn’tonherradar.Butinsideasmallwhiteflowermadeofmother-of-pearlandplatinumnestled.

“Youdon’tgofortheshinystuff—nothingbutawristunitforyou.Buttwocanplay.It’salapelthing.Awhitepetunia.”

“Yes,Isee.Yourweddingflower.”

Whenhelookedup,when

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thosefabulousblueeyesmethers,shesawshe’dhitthemark.

“Hemadeit.Mr.Ursa.Ican’ttakemuchcredit.Ijustaskedhimifhecouldmakeupthislittlething,andhedidtherest.Smallbecauseyoudon’tgofortheflash,butpersonal,Ifigured.Anditholdsontothelapelwiththislittlesupermagnet,sonopinsorholes.Hisidea.”

“Youhaditmadefor

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me?”“Hedidthework.”“Itcouldn’tmeanmoreto

me.Thethought,orthesymbol.Thedayyoucarriedtheseflowersisoneofthebestdaysofmylife.”

Shegavehimasmirk.“Oneof?”

Hedrewagraybuttonoutofhispocket.“ThedayImetyou,thedaythisdroppedoffthathideoussuityouwore,isanother.”

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“Sap.”“Guilty.”“Me,too.”Shemovedin,

heldhimclose.“I’mfeelingprettylucky.Evendecorators,florists,caterers,andTrinascan’ttakethataway.”Shetippedherheadup.“Italmostmakesmewanttohaveaparty.”

Laughingagain,hekissedher.

“Aw,lookhowsweetyoulook!”

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Eveglancedover,watchedMavisFreestonebouncein.Sheworeredtightswithbootsofthesamecolorthatslickeduptowardthecrotchasparklingwhitetopbarelymanagedtocover.Herhairwasatumblingmassofsilver-streakedblue.

“Itcan’tbethatlate,”Evesaid.

“I’mearly.Wayearly.IcamewithTrina.Shewantedplentyoftimetosetup.

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Leonardo’shangingwithBellauntillater,andhe’llzipuptownafterthesittercomes.IfiguredIcouldgetdressedhere,surprisehim,becausemyoutfitisfan-mega-tastic.Andevenifhediddesignit,hehasn’tseenmeinityet.”

Shedancedovertothem,fairy-like,evenontheskinnyheelsofherboots,wrappedarmsaroundthemboth.“Merry-squared!IsototallyloveChristmasandyouguys

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W

andeverybodyelse.”“Howdoyoufeelabout

caterers?”“I’vegotgoodwill

pumpingoutofmypores.Extreme.”

“Thencomewithme.”

•••

henMavissteppedintotheballroomshe

gasped.Thenshesquealed.Thenshebounced.

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“Thisisultramazing!Holywow,Dallas,it’slikeavidsetorafairyland.It’slikebothandwithelegantetossedin.”

Evetookalonglook.Themassivetrees,thelights,theflowers—theplantingsthatlookedasiftheygrewoutofpristinemoundsofsnow.Allthepalegold,shimmeringovertablesandchairs,theboldred,thebrightwhite,thearborofgreeneryandcrystals

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aroundthefireplace,combinedtojustthat.Ultramazing.

Awomaninsharpblackmarchedin,gaveEvetheeye.“Whyisn’ttheterracebarsetup?Wedon’thavetimetostandarounddoingnothing.”

Mavispattedthewoman’sarm.“She’ssototallynotoneofyou.She’stheboss.Hey,youguysaregoingtopassdrinks,too,right?Thebubblyforsure.Andlittlenibbly

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food.Isoabso-posolovethebubblyandlittlenibblyfood.Ifyouneedtopractice,I’mallinforvolunteer.Hey,Dallas,maybeyoushouldhavenibblytraysinthatotherroom,youknowtheone.Peoplehangintheresometimes,andnibblytrayswouldbemag.”

“Nibblytrays,”Evedirectedthewomaninblack,“inthesalonwherethegiftsaredisplayed.”

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“Ofcourse.We’llsetthatup.”

“Great.”EveturnedtoMavis.“Anythingelse?”

“Oh...let’ssee.”Forthenextfewminutes,

EveentertainedherselfwatchingMavissendtheheadcatererscramblingtocomplywithsuggestions,wishes,additions.BecauseitwasChristmas,sheoptedformercy,andpulledMavisaway.

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“Thatwasfun,”Maviscommented.

“Notforher,butyeah.Best,everything’sundercontrol,Ikeptmypartofthedeal,andSummersetcanpolishitalloff.”

“Nowwegettogroom.Myfavoritepre-partyactivity.”

“Why?”Mavishookedherarm

throughEve’s.“Becauseitfeelsgood,itsmellsgood,

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andwhenit’salldone,youlookgood.Butwe’renotgoingtolookgood.”

“We’renot?”“Hellno.We’regoingto

lookultramazing.TakeiteasyonTrina,okay?”

“Again,Isaywhy?”“She’sstillalittle

whackedaboutfindingthedeadguy.Sima’sdeadguy.She’sbeenputtingonthebravesinceshe’slookingoutforSima,butsheletitdrop

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withme.SoIknowshe’sstillprettywhackedaboutit.Mostpeopledon’tfinddeadbodiesunlessthey’reyou.Findingthem,Imean,notbeingthem.”

“Shewouldn’thavefoundadeadbodyifshehadn’tbeenwheresheshouldn’thavebeen.Okay,okay,”EvemutteredwhenMavisjustlookedather.

“It’sworsemaybebecausesheknewhimand

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reallydidn’tlikehim.”“Nobodyreallyliked

him.”“Simadid.Mostly.”“Didyouknowhim?”“Nope.Idon’tuseBuff

Bodies.IstartedusingFitPlus.It’s‘plus’becausetheyhavealltheseparent/kidclasses,orkidclasses.Weallgo,myhoneybear,ourBellisimaandme,whenwecan.OroneofusgoeswithBella.Completelyfamily

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friendly,sowelikeit.ButIknowSimaalittle,andTrinagavemethewholelowdownonthedeadguybeforehewasdead,andmoreLDafterhewas.She’salittlebitfreakedyou’regoingtoarrestherforsomething,butyou’renot.Right?”

“IwouldifIcouldjusttokeepheroutofmyhair.Literally.”

WithMavis,Eveturnedintoherbedroom.

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Trinastood,quietlyarrangingwhatEvethoughtofasherinstrumentsoftortureonsomesortoftablebesidesomesortofsalonchair.Anothertable—amassagetable,Everecognized—stoodinfrontofthesimmeringfire.

“Hey!”Hervoicebright,MavisbouncedtoTrina.“Dallasisalldone,andearly!Wecangetthispartofthepartystarted.Howaboutwe

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haveadrink?”“Iwantashower,”Eve

said.“Butgoahead.”“Whenyou’redone,if

you’dcomeoutinjustarobe,”Trinasaid,voicesubdued,eyesonhertools.“We’llstartwiththemassageandbodyglo.”

“Whatthehell’sabodyglo?”

“It’sahydratorwithalightsheen.Wecantestitonyourarmtomakesureyou

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approve.Ialsobroughttheno-sheenifyoudecideagainstit.”

Evenarrowedhereyes.Shedidn’tliketherealTrina,withherbriskbossinessandsneakyways.Butshelikedthisfake,mealymouthedTrinaevenless.

“Whatever.”Evespottedthegiftbagonherdresser,pokedatit,notedTrina’snameonthetag.Roarkehad,aspromised,seentoit.

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“Thisisyours.”Evepickedupthebag,pusheditatTrina.

“What?”“Athing.AChristmas

thing.”Eveturnedaway,started

towardthebath,spunbackwhensheheardtheblubberingsobs.

Trina,withhertowerofswirlyhair,weptintoherhandswhileMaviscooedandstroked.

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“Shit.Shit!Whyisshedoingthat?Stopdoingthat.Imeanit.”

“It’smyfault.Sima’sawreck,anditwouldn’tbesobadifshehadn’tseenhim.He’dstillbedead,thefucker,butshewouldn’thaveseenhimsoshewouldn’tbesobad.It’smyfault.Andyougavemeapresent.”

“I’lltakeitbackifyoustopthat.Idon’tevenknowwhatthehellitis.Roarkedid

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it.GofindRoarkeifyou’regoingtodothat.”

“Ithought,whatifI’dtalkedherintogoingandwhoeverkilledhimwasthere,andkilledher.Ithought—”

“Snapoutofit!”Eveslappedouttheorder,causingMavis’smouthtodropopeninshock,andTrina’sheadtojerkup.

“What-if’saren’tdick.Itdidn’thappen.It’snotyourfaultshewentthere.Didyou

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dragherkickingandscreaming?Andeventhen,he’d’vebeendeadanyway.Hewasashit.Anasshole.Arapist.Ablackmailerandacheat.I’llfindwhokilledhimbecausethat’smyjob,butifshe’swastingtearsoverhim,somebodyneedstotellhershe’sjuststupid.Andifyou’reblubberingoverwhatcan’tbechangedanyway,you’restupid.”

“Dallas,”Mavisbegan.

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“Shutupaminute.Youwantwhat-if?Whatifshe’dgonebackintheretogetherthingsortoconfronthim,andfoundhimherself?Alone.Withoutyoutheretoholdittogether?Shedidn’thavethefirstcluewhattodo.Youdid.Youtaggedme.Thefuckerdeservedmorethantoelesssocksanditchingpowder—notthatitwasyourplacetogivethattohim—buthedidn’tdeservedead.He

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deservedacoupledecadesinacage,butamIblubberingbecauseIdon’tgettogivehimwhathedeserved?Sosnapoutofit.”

Therewasamomentofabsolutesilence.ThenTrinasniffed.“You’reright.You’refuckingAright.AndwhenI’mdonehereI’mgoingbackandhavingacome-to-JesuswithSima,evenifIhavetogetherdrunkfirst.”

“Great.Nowthatit’s

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settled,Iwantashower.”Sheremembered,pulledtheboxfromherpocket.“Roarkewantsthisinmyhair.”

Trinaopenedit.BothsheandMavisoooohed.BothsheandMavisswipedtearsfromtheircheeks,lookedbackatEve.

“It’satotalwinner,”Trinadecreed.“I’mgoingtodosomethingdifferentwithyourhair.”

“What?No.No,you’re

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not.”“Notwiththecutorcolor.

ForChrist’ssake,haveIfuckedupyourhairyet?”

“No,but—”“Yougetapieceofart

likethistowearinyourhair,yourhairshouldearnit.I’mgoingtothinkaboutit.Gettheshower,butdon’tuseanyscent.I’mgoingtotakecareofthat.”

“Idon’twanttohave—”“Youdon’tknowwhat

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youwant.I’lltakecareofit.You’dbettergetinthereandwashup.Unlessyouwantmetotakecareofthat,too.”

“Keepoutofthebathroom.”Evestalkedoff.

RealTrinawasback.Maybe,ifshe’dgivenittime,she’dhavelikedfakeTrina.Nowshe’dprobablyneverknow.

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Itcouldhavebeenworse,Evesupposed.

Shecouldhavebeenattackedbyflesh-eatingcows.Noonewouldeverconvincehercowsdidn’toccasionallyenjoyameatysnack.

Soitcould’vebeenworse.

ShetoldherselfsowhileTrinaslatheredstuffonher—themostlynakedher—andMavischeerfullybabbled.Totakehermindoffwhatwas

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goingon,Eveknewverywell,especiallywhenTrinashiftedgears,shiftedher,andlayeredsomesortoftoxic-lookinggreengooalloverherface.

Thentoldhertorelaxfortenminutes.

Whocouldrelaxwithtoxic-lookinggreengooallovertheirface,thatwaspossiblyliterallytoxic?

ButMavisstuckaglassofchampagneinherhand,and

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eagerlysatwhileTrinastartedpaintingMavis’sfacewiththearsenalofpaints,brushes,powders,andGodknewwhatelseshearmedherselfwith.

Apparently,fromtheconversationEvetriedtoignore,Mavishadbeenthroughthegreengoostage—self-inflicted—thatmorning.

Thegoocameoff,andasfarasEvecouldtelldidn’ttakeherskinwithit.More

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gunkwenton,withMavischatteringasshestrippeddownnaked.ItalwayspuzzledEvehowsomepeoplecouldbenakedwithoutasinglequalm.

Fortunately,Mavisdressedagaininateeny-tinysparkleofadressthatmadeEvethinkofaprettilywrappedpresent,rightdowntotheshinybowonMavis’sass.Sheslidonhigh,thin-heeledshoeswithskinny

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strapsthatwoundaroundherankle,hungatrioofglitteryballsoneachear,anarmyofglitterybraceletsononearmhalfwaytotheelbow,allwhilechatteringaway.

Itwassortoffascinating,Evedecided,evenadmirableinaway,andGodknewitwashardnottobeamusedandhappywithMavisshininguptheroom.

“Oh,that’sjusttherightlipdye,”Mavisdecreed.

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“Subtle,barelythere.Justslickingthemup,highlightingtheirshape.”

“It’sallabouttheeyes,”Trinasaidwisely.

EvestudiedthesparklinggoldandsilverglitteronMavis’seyelids.Feltherentirebeingclutch.

“Idon’twantmyeyesallglittereduplikethat.Nooffense,Mavis.”

“Totallynonetaken.Glitteryeyelidsaresonot

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Dallas.”Shedidalittlespin,studiedherselfinthemirror.“Andsocompletelyme.Abso-magonme,Trina.Partyperfect.Yours,too,”sheadded,turningbacktoEve.“InaDallasway.Promise.”

Shecrossedherfingeroverherheart.“Hey,Treen,ifyouhavetime,canyoudoatempboobtatforme?I’mthinkingalittleChristmastreewithtwopresentsunder

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it.Bellaonone,Leonardoontheother.”

“Sweet.Yeah,noprob.SoonasI’mdone.”Shesteppedback,gaveEvethelong,beadyeye.“Yeah,yeah,that’sgoingtowork.”

Shemovedbehindthechair.Outofthecornerofhereye,Evesawherpickupatube,squirtsomeofthegunkthatlookeddistressinglylikecuminherhand.

“Doyouhavetodothat?”

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“It’sagoodproduct,especiallygoodforyourhair.”

Shepulled,tugged,scrubbed,thenpickedupatoolthatlooked—distressinglyagain—likeaveryskinnydildo.

“Whatisthat?Whatdoesthatdo?”

“Magic,”Trinasaid,andwentbacktotugging.

“Whatareyousprayingonit?”Evedemanded.“Why

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areyousprayingstuffonit?”“Becauseit’smyjob.”“Chill,”Mavisadvised,

circlingthechair.“Ooooh,Igetit.Ohyeah,wayuptown,Trina.Softandsexy,right?”

“That’stheplan.”“Definesexy?My

commander’sgoingtobehere,andprobablythechief.Withspouses.Idon’tneedsexyhair.”

“Chill.”TrinaechoedMavis’sword,buthertone

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wasalotmoreforceful.“It’sthecenterdeal,”

Mavisbegan.“Shedoesn’tlikeit.”

“Whatcenter?Myhairhasacenter?”

“Imeanyou.I’mexplainingtoTrinahowyoudon’tlikethecenterspotwhenit’snotcopstuff.Itwigsyoualittle.But,youknow,it’syourpartyandhello,Roarke,soitjustis.”

ShepickedupEve’s

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glass,putitbackinEve’shand.“Drinkyourchampagne.You’lltogglearoundsome.”

“Idon’twanttotogglearound.Iwanttobefinishedwiththispart.”

“Nearlyare.Mave?Handmethecomb,willyou?”

“A-plusclass,”MaviscommentedasshepassedthecombtoTrina.“Okay!”sheaddedasTrinaplacedthecomb.“Trina,you’rethe

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bestestofthebestest.”“Solid,”Trinaagreed,but

toEve’sconsternation,didmorespraying.

“Myhair’swhat’sgoingtobesolidifyoukeepthatup.”

“Done.Takealook.”SheswiveledEve’schairaroundtofacethemirror.

Itwasashockbutnotajolt,whichwassomethinganyway.Herfacemostlylookedlikeherface.Herlips

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werekindofred,butthedyewassheerandprettysubtle.Andnoglitterystuffonhereyes,sothatwasabigplus.Insteadshelookedmoredefined,shesupposed,andfussierwiththepalegoldonthelids,andallthedarkerstuffblendedinwherever.

Butshecouldrecognizeherself.

Thehairwasn’tlikeherhair.Wasit?Scoopedback,higheronthetop,fussier

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againwithalittlebitofcurl.“You’vegottoseethe

back,”Mavistoldher,andgrabbedabighandmirror.“It’sallabouttheback.”

Mavisheldupthemirror;Trinaangledthechair.

Evesawnowthehighertopandlittlebitofcurlheldupwiththecomb.Afewmorelittlecurlsdangleddownwiththerubiesanddiamonds.

“It’s...girlie.”

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“Beagirltonight.Itwon’tkillyou.Thedofitsthecombandthedress.”

“Howdoyouknowitfitsthedress?Idon’tevenknowwhatthedressis.”

“HowamIsupposedtodoyouupifIdon’tknowwhatyou’rewearing?Isawthedress.Thedoandtherestofyouaredesignedfortheoutfit.”

“Andit’sfabulolicious,”Mavisassuredher.

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“Whydon’tyougetit,Mavis?Roarkesaiditwouldbefrontandcenterofhercloset,shoesandaccessorieswithit.”

“I’malloverthat!”“Youlookgood.”Trina

beganpackinguphertools.“Myworkalwayslooksgood.I’dleaveyouthelipshine,butyouwouldn’tremembertoslickitupanyway,soI’llleaveitwithMavis.She’llremindyou.Yourman’s

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goingtolookstrip-me-nakedgood’causehewasbornthatway.Youneedtolookgood.”

“Idon’twantpeopletostripnakedwhentheylookatme.”

Onabrayoflaughter,Trinacontinuedtopackup.“They’regoingtolookatyouandthink:That’sonefrostybitchcop.Maybeyouwerebornthebitchcop,Iaddedthefrosty.It’swhatIdo.”

“Icanlivewiththat.Fora

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party.”“Thisisthemax,”Mavis

cooedasshecamebackoutofthecloset.“Themaximummag.Itlookslikesomebodymeltedoldgoldcoinsandmadeadress.That’smyLeonardo.”

EvestudiedasMavishelditup.Apale,luminous,somehowwaterygoldwithwhatlookedlikeaverylow-scoopednecklineandlongthinsleeves.Shewouldn’t

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havecalledit—quite—teeny-tinylikeMavis’sdress.Butitdefinitelyearnedtiny.

“Isthatallofit?”“You’vegotthebodyfor

it.Runwaymodelbutwithmuscletone.”Trinaclosedtwosatchels,thesizeoftheDakotas—NorthandSouth.“Thefabric’swhyIusedtheGoldDustshadeofbodyglo.”

“You’regoingtolookawesomillion,”Mavis

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declared.“Wanthelpgettingintoit?”

“Icangetmyselfdressed.”

“Stepintoit,pullitup,”Trinaordered.“Don’tputitonoveryourhead.Comeon,Mavis.We’llfindaspotandI’lldoyourtemp.”Sheshoulderedeachenormoussatchel,pickedupthesmallgiftbag.“Thanksforthecandles.Ireallylikeburningthefragrance,likethere’sone

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foreachseason.”“Noproblem.Ididn’t

really—”“Thanks.”Trinacuther

off.“We’llhavethechairandtableoutofthewayafterIdothistemp.”

“Rightbehindyou,Trina.”ButMavisscurriedovertoEveasTrinawalkedout.“Youhelpedher.”ShekissedEve’scheeklightly.

“Ididn’tdoitonpurpose.”

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“Maybenot,maybethat’sevenbetter.SeeyouatPartyCentralatPartyTime!Andwe’llallwootothehoo!”

Alone—atlast—Evetookherglassofchampagne,drank.Breathedforaminuteortwo.Allthatfemaleenergyinoneplacetendedtomakeherjittery.And,yeah,Mavishaditright.Allthatenergyfocusedalittletoocloselyonhermadeherjittery.

Shelookedatthedress

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again,thentheshoesMavishadsetdownbythebed.Goldagain,withhighredheels,redpipingaroundtheedges,evenaroundtheopentoes.But,thankfully,nofussystraps.Still,shewasn’tputtingthemonuntilzerohour,shepromisedherself,andglanceddownatherfeet.

Hertoenailswerepaintedgold.Whenhadthathappened?

She’dlivewithit,that

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wasall.Itwasonenight.Shecouldlivewithgoldtoenailsforonestupidnight.

Shesawtheincrediblytinythong-typedealwiththedress,sighedandwiggledintoit.Happily,Leonardohadbuiltinthetitsupport,sonowshewiggledintothedress—asordered—frombottomup.

Itfitlikeithadbeenmadeforherbecauseithadbeen.Sotherewascomfort,atleast,

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anditwasreallynicefabric,soft,sleek,withagleamratherthanaglitter.Shecouldlivewithgleam.

Sheopenedthejewelrycase.Long,twistydiamond-and-rubydropsfortheears,anotherrubyinastar-shapedsettingdanglingfromthreethinchainstwinklingwithtinydiamonds.Herdressywristunit,andatrioofthinbangles—oneruby,twodiamonds.

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Shehadsomesmallreliefshe’d,atleast,seenallthepiecesbefore.Sohehadn’tgoneoutandboughthermore.

Sheputontheearrings,thenecklace,wasfightingwiththelastbanglewhenRoarkecamein.

Trinawasright,shethought.Hedidlookstrip-me-nakedgoodinhisdarksuitandhisperfectlyknottedtieofgoldandred.Hewore

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thelittlepetuniaonhislapel.“Whendidyouget

dressed?”“Iusedalternatequarters.

Youlookwonderful.Absolutelywonderful.”

“Theword’sultramazing.”

“Itcertainlyfits.”Hecircledhisfingerintheair,smiledwhenshehuffedathim.“Indulgeme,wouldyou?”

Shedidtheturn.

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“Oncemore?”heaskedasheapproachedher.Thenhecaughthershouldersfromtheback.“Wellnow,that’sadorable.”

“What?What?”Shestruggledtoseeherownback,caughtsightofsomethingpaintedjustabovethelow,nearlyass-brushing,backofthedress.“Shit.Shit!Whatthehellisthat?Whatdidshepaintonme?Getitoff!”

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“Ibelieveit’sasprigofmistletoe,andIwouldn’tremoveitfortheworld.”

“Whywouldshedothat?”Aggrieved,Evekepttwistingtotrytogetafulllook.“Iwasactuallynicetoher.Sortof.”

“Thatmaybewhy.Mistletoe,Eve.Andwhatisthetraditionforundermistletoe?”

“HowthehelldoIknow—thatkissingthing?That’s

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thekissingdeal,right?”“Soitis.Anditappearsto

meshe’sjustgivenyouacelebrationalwayofsayingkissmyass.It’syou,darling.Absolutelyyou.”

“She’snotsupposedto—wait.”Shetwistedherselfaroundagain,narrowedhereyesinthemirror.“Kissmyass?Huh.MaybeIwon’tkickhersfordoingit.”Sheuntwisted,lookedathim.

“Youdressedmeto

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matchthedecorations.”“Preciselytheopposite.

Thedecorationswerechosentospotlightyourdress.You.”Heflickedafingerdownthedentinherchin.“Weshouldgouptotheballroom,bereadytogreetguests—orwe’llbothsufferSummerset’swrath.”

“Okay.”Orderingherfeettosuckitup,sheputontheshoes.“Ifmenhadtowearheels,they’dbeoutlawed

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I

acrosstheland.”Butshetookhishand,

walkedwithhim.

•••

tdidlookprettygreat,Eveadmitted,andlookedeven

betterreallywhenpeoplebegantoarrive.Whentheybegantominglearoundorgatherinclutches.Serverswovethroughwithofferingsfromthespectaculardisplay

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offoodorsparklingdrinksfromoneofthebars.

Speakingofcolorful,shespottedPeabodyandMcNabcomein.HeworeChristmasredtailswithasilvershirt,areindeertie,andshortsilverboots.Tocomplement,Evesupposed,Peabody’sfrothydressofhollygreenpickedthroughwithglitterysilver.Sinceherpartner’shairwasamassoftinycurlswithsilverbandingwoventhrough,Eve

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feltlessself-consciousaboutthehintofcurlsinherown.

“Peabody.”Roarkekissedherhand,thenhercheek,thenherlips.“You’regorgeous.”

“Ohboy.Ireallyworkedonit.”

“You’reavision.Ian,you’realuckyman.”

“Yougotit.Hereyougo,She-Body.”Hepluckedtwoglassesofchampagnefromatray.“Thisistheiciestpartyoftheyear.We’rereadyto

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cuttherug,kicktheheels,shakethebooty.”

“Lookatthefood.It’ssopretty.WehavetodanceassesoffsoIcaneatthefood.Isthatasugarplumtree?It’sasugarplumtree.OhmyGod.”

“Beforeyoupicksugarplums,”Eveinterrupted,“Ineedyouaminute.”

Wantingtogetthispartoverwith,Evestartedout—gotwaylaidtwicebypeople

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whowantedtobesociable—andfinallymanagedtogetintothesalon,shutthedoorbehindPeabody.

“It’sgoingtobehoursofthat,”Everealized.“Hoursofpeoplewantingtotalktome.”

“Here,youneedthismorethanIdo.”PeabodystartedtohandEvetheglass.“Wait,there’smore.”Instead,shewalkedovertotheicebucket,pouredchampagneintoa

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glassonthetraynearby.“Great.Good.Thanks.

Listen.”“I’mgoingtokeep

diggingonFelicityPrinzetomorrow.Ithinkshe’sclear,likeyoudo,butIcandigdeeper,seeifthere’sanythingthere.”

“Thisisn’taboutthat.”ShepickedupaboxfromthetablewhereSummersethadarrangedherwrappedgifts.“It’sforyou.Roarkehas

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somethingforMcNab.”“Oh!Weputyoursunder

thetreedownstairs.Icangogetit.”

“No,we’llgettoit.Thanksinadvance.I’mjust—I’mgivingtheseouttonightwhenIcan,that’sall.”

“SoIcanopenitnow?IlovewhenIcanopenitnow.Thepaper’ssopretty.”

Shepickedatitdelicately,carefullybreakingseals.

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“Jesus,Peabody,ripthedamnthingopen.Idon’thaveallnight.”

“Icanuseitagain.Ihaven’twrappedeverythingyet.”

Sheslidtheboxfree,carefullyfoldedthepaper,preservedtheribbonandbow.Andfinallyopenedthebox.

“Oh!”Shepulledoutthegift,staredatit,eyesandmouthwide.“It’samagic

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coat.It’smyownmagiccoat.It’spink!It’sapinkmagiccoat.Holyshit!Holypinkmagicshit,Dallas.”

“ThepinkwasRoarke’sdoing.Youcan’thangthatonme.Isaidbrown.”

“Ihavetositdown.No,Ihavetotryiton,thenIhavetositdown.Holyshit,yougotmeapinkmagiccoat.”

“Don’tblubber!Whyistheresomuchblubberingtoday?”

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“ThankGodIusedallwaterproof,sweatproof,smudgeprooffaceenhancers,becauseI’mgoingtoblubber.Dallas,wow.Justwow,it’sleather.It’spinkleather.”

“Thepink’snotonme.Ever.”

“Holy,holy,holyshit.Ican’tstopsayingit.”Sheswungthecoatonoverthefrothydress.Itlookedsillywithit,Evethought,themilitarystyleofitoverthe

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partydress.ButapparentlyPeabodydidn’tthinkso.Shetwirledinitsotheknee-lengthpinkleatherbillowedandswirled.

“OhmyGod,it’sbeyond.Justbeyond.Itfeelslikeleather.Itisleather.Ithaspocketsandprettybuttons.Andit’smagic.andit’spink.”

“Ican’tgoaroundwearingcoatswithinternalbodyarmorwhenmy

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partner’snot.”Peabodystoppedtwirling.

Shedidn’tblubber,butacoupletearstrickleddown.“Itmeanssomuchtome,thatyou’dhaveitmadeforme.Formysafety.Thatallbyitselfmeanseverything.Buttherest?Itdidn’thavetobeleather,itdidn’thavetobepink.Butyoudidthatbecauseyouknewitwouldmakemehappy.”

“Yougetstunnedorstuck

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orblasted,it’sprettydamnedinconvenientforme.”OnPeabody’swaterylaugh,Evesighed.“You’re...family.That’sit.”

Peabodygrabbedher,squeezed.“Okay,okay.”Evetappedherontheback.“Okay,okay.”

“Iloveyou.Peopledon’tsaythattopeopleenough,soI’msayingit.Ireallyloveyou,andI’mgoingtoletgoinasecondbecauseIknowit

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weirdsyou.Butthanks.Thankyousomuch.”

“Okay.”“Ihavetogothank

Roarke.”Peabodypulledback.“AndshowMcNab.ThenIneedtoputitawaysafe.IstheresomeplaceIcanputit?”

“GiveittoSummerset.He’llstowit.”

“Right.Oh,wow.Justwow.I’mthankingyouagainrightnowbynothuggingyou

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againandkissingyouonthelips.”

“AndI’msayingyou’rewelcomebynotputtingabootupyourass.”

Stillwearingthecoat,Peabodyboltedout.

Evetookanotherminute.Shereallyhadn’tsignedoffonthepink,butthatwasokay.Inthebigpictureway,thecolorhadbeentheicingonthePeabodycake,soitwasokay.

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EveopenedthedoorjustasCharlesMonroeandLouisewalkedup.“Hey.”

Charlesdidkissheronthelips.“MerryChristmas,LieutenantSugar.”

“MerryChristmas.Hey,ifIgiveyouapresent,”shesaidtoLouise,“canIhaveacoupleminutestotalktoCharles?”

“Whatkindofpresent?”Smiling,lookingelegantandsleekinashimmerofwinter

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white,Dr.LouiseDiMattowinkedatherhusband.“He’saprettyspecialpresenthimself.”

Evesteppedback,gesturedthemin.ShefoundthegiftbagforLouise.“Thiskind.”

“Iwaskidding,butI’lltakeit.”Louisepulledoutfrothafterfrothofsparklytissuepaper,unearthedthehandbag.

Itborroweditsshape

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fromtheold-fashioneddoctor’sbag,changeditupwiththecolorofsmokylavender,thesilverbuckles.

TheinestimableTikohadpolisheditoffwithoneofhisscarves—deeppurple,metallicsilver,tiedartisticallyonthehandles.

“Oh,Iloveit!Dallas,it’sfabulous.It’sgorgeous—andthescarfisjustlovely.Thankyou.”

Evegotanotherhug,a

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bussonthecheek.“Good,welcome.Now

givemeacoupleminuteswithCharles.IfyouseeSummerset,he’llstowthatforyou.”

“Icanbuildanoutfitaroundthisbagandscarf.”

Whensheleftthemalone,Charlesgesturedtotheicebucket.“Mind?”

“No,goahead.It’saparty.Ijustwantedacoupleminutestopickyourbrain—

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exploityourtwocareers,ifit’sokay?”

“It’salwaysokay.Soyou’repickingforsex?”

“Youcouldsay.WhenyouwereanLC—andIguessnow,too,inyoursextherapistjob,did/doyourunintomanypeoplewhotradesexformoney?Unlicensed.Whojustmakeasidelineoutofit?”

“Sure.Notalwaysmoney,butcompensation.Clothes,

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jewelry,afavor,atrip.Somelivetheirlivestradingsexformoneyorthings.You’dknowthat.”

“Yeah.”Butthiswasdifferent,shethought.“Imeansomeonewhopursuesitasaserioussideline,evenkeepsbooks.”

“Well,thatwouldbelesscommon.”Hesat,avid-starhandsomemanwhomighthavebeenbornwithafluteofchampagneinhishand.“I

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haven’tworkedwithanyoneintherapywhohasthatissue,butIknewafewinmyLCdays.”

“Andwhatsortofclientelearewetalking?Whatdrivesthebargain,onbothsides?”

“Fortheprovider?Sexisacommodityorapowerorsoconfusedwiththeirself-worththeycan’tseparatethetwo.Forthereceiver,it’smostusuallyromanticconfusion.

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Theycantellthemselvesit’snotbusiness,whichinthiscaseitis,justnotlegalbusinessorstructuredbusiness.Or,oftenifthere’sanageormonetarygap,thereceiverfeelsthey’resimplytakingcareofthegiver.Simplyprovidingthemwithlittlegiftsoradvantages.Thisgivesthemthepower,oratleasttheillusionofit,intherelationship.”

“Whynotjustgotoan

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LC,keepit...”“Insidethelines?For

someitmightbemoreexciting,ormoreintimate,oritcouldbetherelationshipdevolvedintopayforplay.Whowaskilled?”heasked.“Theproviderorthereceiver?”

“Provider.Ialsosuspecthimofblackmail.AndIknowinseveralcasesitwasn’tareceiverinthesensetheyagreed.Hedosedthem.”

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Hiseyeschanged,hardened.“Thatchangesquiteabit.Doyouknowifhe’dattemptedtogetalicense?”

“NotasfarasIcantell.Hekeptaspreadsheet,kepthismoneyoffthebooks,butkeptapersonalrecord.Womenonlyforthesex.Andsomewerefinewithpayinghim.Others,generallyyoungerthanthewillingones,someofthemmarried,

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heluredin,dosed,raped,thenblackmailed.”

“He’dneverhavegottenthroughthetrainingorthepsychteststogetalicense,notinNewYork.Notevenstreetlevelifhe’dbeenscreened.Whatyou’redescribing,tome,issomeonewhofeltnorealconnectiontothereceiver.It’sabusinesstransaction,ofcourse,butanintimateonethatrequires,atleastonthehigherlevels,

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somefinesse,somecareandconsiderabletrainingtohandlevariousneedsandsituations.Aboveall,therehastobetrustintheprovider.Amanlikethiswouldneverhavebeenabletogainrealtrust.You’vespokenwithMira?”

“Yeah,andthisisallrunningalongherlinesandmyown.Butyou’vebeeninthelife,andnowyoutreatpeopleforsexstuff.”

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Nodding,Charlessippedthefrothywine.“Doyoususpectoneofthewomenheused?”

“Maybe.Maybe.Itfeelslike,ifthat’sthecase,okay,youbashhimintheheadacoupletimesonimpulse.That’showheboughtit.Butthenifyou’regoingtoaddaflourish,andthekilleraddedone,wouldn’tyoucutoffhisballs,orjabtheknifeinhisgroin—somethingthat

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relates?”“First,letmesay:Ouch.

Theystabbedhimafter—soyou’rethinkingitmighthavebeenajealouspartnerofoneofthewomen,oroneofthepeople—maleorfemale—heblackmailed?”

“Maybe.Likely.I’mgatheringinformation.”

“Whatsortofflourish,ifyoucantellme?”

“Stabbed.Hisownkitchenknife.”

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“Imeantwherewashestabbed?”

“Inthechest.”“Theheart?”“Notexactly.Itwas

more...oh.Theheart?Symbolically,you’rethinking.”

“Somereceiversfallinlove.It’sagoodLC’sjobtowalkthelinebetweentrustandaffection,evenatouchofinfatuation,andlove.Aclientwhofallsinloveis

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dangerous,totheLC,tothemselves.Aknifethroughtheheart?”

Hedrankagain,shookhishead.“I’mnocop,soIcan’tsay,andimagineyouseeplentywho’vebeenstabbedinthatareawithoutanylovegainedorlost,but...”

“Yeah,but.Somethingelsetothinkabout.Iappreciateit.”

“Absolutelyanytime.”Herose,tookherhandtowalk

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outwithher.“YouandLouisestill

lookprettyshiny.”“Ifeelprettyshiny.

Marriageisanadventure.Andacomfort.”

Forsome,Evethought.Forothers?ShethoughtofQuigleyandCopley.Forothers,maybeacompetition.

Themusicrollednow,andtheballroomthrobbedwithit,andwithpeople.Somany,Everealized,had

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arrivedinthetimeshe’dbeeninthesalon.

ShespottedFeeney—wearingnotamonkeysuitbutablackonesheknewhekeptformemorialsandfunerals—byoneofthebarschewingthefatwithJenkinson.AndNadine,wearingice-picksilver,dancingwiththedamn-nearseven-footCrack.Theacereporterandthesex-clubownerlookedtobehavinga

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hellofagoodtime.She’dhavetogetNadine

inthesalon,giveoutthatgift.AndtherewasMiraand

thetrulyadorableMr.MirasittingatoneofthetableslaughingwithCommanderandMrs.Whitney.Sheprobablyhadtogooverthere,saysomething.Butsherarelysawhercommanderyuckingitup,soshe’djustwaitonthat.

“Andthereyouare.”

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SheturnedtoRoarke.“Yeah,righthere.IguessyouknowPeabodylikedthecoat.”

“There’slittlemoresatisfyingaboutgivingthaninseeingthereceiversogenuinelyhappy.”

“Ha,thatslidesalongwithmyquicktalkwithCharlesaboutsex.Case-relatedsex.”

“Naturally.”“PlusIwantedtogive

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Louiseherthing.IneedtogetMiraandNadineandtheotherstogivethosethings.ThenI’llbedone.”

“Andifyoutakeafewmomentstobrainstorm—case-related?I’mfinewithit.Aslongasyoudancewithme.”

“But—”Themusichadchanged,

turnedslow,romantic,alittledreamy.Still,shealwaysfeltsodamnawkwarddancingin

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public.Hegatheredherin,circledwithher,laughedintohereyes.

“Youhavesuchinterestingareasofmodesty.Couplesroutinelyholdeachotherwhentheydanceslow.”

“Yeah,maybe,butIbetnotthatmanyofthemhavetheircommandingofficerwatching.”

“Adance.I’mnottakingoffyourclothes,Eve.”

“Ibetyouareinyour

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mind.”“Well,Iamnow,so

thanksfortheidea.”Whenshelaughedatthat,

hecaughtherforaquick,lightkiss.Sherespondedbylinkingherarmsaroundhisneck.

“Whatthehell.It’saChristmasparty.”

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Evealwaysfeltstrangeandalittleawkward

socializingwithCommanderWhitney.Herstrongestimageofhimwouldalwaysbeofhimbehindhisbigdesk,NewYorkCityrisingupinthewindowbehindhim.Hisdark,carewornfacesober,hisbroadshouldersholdingtheweightofcommand.

Soseeinghimdancing(includingthebootyshakealreadymentionedby

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McNab)withhiselegantandsomewhatscarywifejustthrewherworldoutofkilter.

Shedidn’thavetheknackformingling—notlikeRoarke,whoapparentlykneweveryoneonoroffplanet,orhadthetalenttoactasthoughhedid.Stillshehandledthesmall-talkthing,evenwithpeopleshedidn’tknow.BigwigsfromwhatshethoughtofastheRoarkeUniverse,theirspousesor

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dates,research-and-developmenttypes,businesscolleagues.

Mostlytheywantedtotalktoeachother,ordanceorhitthebarandbuffetssoshecoulddotheduty,andmoveon.

Butitstruckherodderyettoseeherpeoplemixwithhis.ToseeBaxterleaningononeofthetableschattinguponeofRoarke’sR&Dexecs.Thenagain,theexecwas

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female,single,andsexy,soitwasn’tashock.

AndtherewasCaro,Roarke’sefficientadmin,dancingwiththeadorableDennisMira.Overthere,SantiagoengagedinanobviouslyanimateddiscussionwithacoupleofRoarkeengineersovertallglassesofbrew.

“Here.”Nadinewalkedup,handedEveaflute.“Eveninthatamazingdressyou

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looktoomuchlikeacopjuststandingoverhere.”

“Theworldshavecollided.Iobserve,”Evesaidandsipped.“Andtheredoesn’tseemtobeanydamageordestruction.”

NadinescannedasEvedid.“You’vethrownpartiesincludingbothworldsbefore.”

“Yeah,buttheyseemtogetmoreheavilypopulated,andthenativesfromeach

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havemorecrossover.”“Andstill,theplanet

spins,”Nadinefinished.“Iloveyourparties.FirstbecauseIknowtherearegoingtobesomanypeoplehereIknowandlike,andpeopleImaynotknowwhoareinteresting.Andsecond,inacaseliketonight,Igetafabulousgift.Ireallydolovethatbag.”

“Whydoyouhaularoundsomuchstuff?That’sthe

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question.”“HowdoIknowwhatI

mightneedatanygiventimeduringtheday?It’sbettertobepreparedforanything.Oh,Morrisisgoingtoplaywiththeband.Ilovewhenheplaysthesax.He’sbetter,”shesaidquietly,“butstillcarryingalotofsad.I’veneverlostanyoneI’vereallyloved.Idon’tknowhowanyonehandlesit.”

“Silvershirt,redtie,

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silverbandthroughthebraid.”

Nadineangledherhead.“What?”

“Color.He’sbeenwearingmorecoloragainforawhile.He’sgettingthroughit.”

“Youknow,I’mobservantandfairlyintuitive,too—reporter,writer—butI’dneverhaveputthattogether.You’reright.He’slettingsomecolorbackintohislife,

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andthat’sgoodtosee.So.What’sthestoryonhimandDeWinter?Aretheyathing?”

“No.”“Well,youcertainly

soundsure,and,ifI’mnotmistaken,determined.Don’tyoulike...speakingofwhich,Ibelieveshe’sheadingoverhere.Andspeakingofamazingdresses.”

DeWinterworehot,slickredinalongsleekcolumn

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thathuggedeverycurve.Asideslitrannearlytoherhip,revealingalong,long,tonedlegandjeweledheelsthatsparkledliketheChristmaslightswitheachstride.

“Dallas.Ihaven’thadachancetothankyouforthehospitality.It’safabulousparty.Yourhomeisbeyondspectacular.”

“Thanks.Ah,NadineFurst,Dr.GarnetDeWinter.”

“We’vemet.The

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Sanctuarycase.”StillDeWinterextendedahand.“IverymuchenjoyedthelastbroadcastofNow,butI’vebecomeaseriousfanofyourworkaltogether.”

“Thanks.I’maseriousfanofyourdress.Valencia?”

“Yes!Whataneyeyouhave.ItturnedouttobeafunchoicewhenIsawMorrishadchosenaredtie.”Shesippedherownchampagne,tossedbackherhair—anexplosion

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ofcaramel-and-goldcurls.“Ilovetohearhimplay.”

“So...youandMorrisaredating?”

Nadine’scheerysmiledidn’tdimunderEve’sbalefulstare.

“Keepingeachothercompany.Neitherofuswant,orareready,I’dsay,fordating.Ihavemydaughtertoconsider.AndhehasAmaryllis.Ithinkit’seasierforhimtotalkaboutherwith

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measIdidn’tknowher,orknowthemtogether.Buthe’scertainlymademytransitiontoNewYorksmoother.”

“Oh?”Nadinebroadenedhersmile.“Howso?”

“Itcanbechallengingtobethenewperson,especiallythenewpersonincharge.Morrisgivesmeasoundingboard,andagoodsenseofthepeopleIworkwith.OneofthereasonsIleftD.C.wasIfeltI’dbecomecomplacent,

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andneededachange.Itwasawell-runmachine—Iinsistonthat—butthestructure,andtheindividualpersonalities,didn’tallowformuchcamaraderieor...joy.I’vefoundbothhere.”

Shegesturedtotheballroom.“Theworkwedo?Allthreeofus.It’sdifficultandsooftendark.Withoutthis?Withoutthepersonalconnections,thejoy,theinterestineachother,itcan

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becomemoredifficult,anddarker.Iwanttobeabletoputonanamazingreddressnowandagain,listentoamanIfindsmartandinterestingplaythesaxophone.Iwanttoeatanddrinkandtalkaboutnothingparticularlyimportant—oraboutthevitallyimportant—withpeopleIlike,respect,andadmire.Doingsomakesmebetteratmywork.Itmakesmeabettermother.”

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ShesippedherchampagneasshestudiedEve.“Youdon’tlikemeyet,butyouwill.I’llgrowonyou.”

“What?Likemold?”DeWinterthrewbackher

headandlaughed,fullandthroaty.“Possibly,andIsuspectyoumightdothesameonmebecauseIdon’tlikeyouyet,either.We’llsee.WhatIdoknow,absolutely,isyou’rehisfriend.You’re

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Li’sgood,strongfriend.IcanpromiseyouI’mhisfriend.Sothat’sabeginning.”

“Iusedtoflirtwithhimnowandthen,”Nadinemurmured.“IstoppedafterColtrainewaskilled.”

“Youshouldstartagain.Normalkeepshimsteady.Dallasgiveshimthat.Didyoucomestag?”DeWinteraskedNadine.

“Yeah.Ithoughtaboutbringingadate,butIreally

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wasn’tinthemood.Datingovertheholidaysgetssodamnsticky—tooimportant,toosymbolic.”

“Iknow!Iswearit’stheonlytimeoftheyearIhalfwishIwasmarriedsopeoplewouldstopaskingifIhaveadateforChristmas,forNewYear’sEve,forthisparty,forthatevent.”

“God,yes!AndifyouhaveadateNewYear’sEve,somepeopleareinyourface

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with:Soisitserious?”“Exactly.LastyearIwas

seeingsomeone,verycasually,thenbecauseI—againstmybetterjudgment—askedhimtoaholidayevent,peoplewerealloverme!”

“Tellmeaboutit.”They’dangledtoward

eachother,Evenoted,drawnbythethemelikemagnets.

“Ihadtostopseeingsomeonebecausehestartedpressuringmeabout

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ChristmasplansbackinOctober,”Nadinesaid.“Itmakesyoucrazy.”

“Domesticviolence,suicide,andhomicidepercentagesriseexponentiallybetweenThanksgivingandNewYear’s,”Evecommented,andgotbaffledlooksfrombothDeWinterandNadine.“Carryon,”shedecided,andslippedaway.

Sheconsideredducking

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intothesalon—tenminutes’quietandsolitude—butcaughtvoices,laughter,soveeredtheotherway.Shecouldsneakdownstairstoheroffice,shethought,grabthoseten.Butifshegotcaughtinthere—Summerset—there’dbehelltopay.

Plentyofotherroomsuphere,shethought,andheadedawayfromthemusic,thevoices,thelights,turnedintowhatsherecalledwasa

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smallishsittingroom.Feeneywassprawledin

oneofthebig,overstuffedchairs,hisfeetup,histieloose.Helookedhalfasleep,withthemutedwallscreenshowingbasketball.

Heshotherasheepishlook.“Justwantedtocheckonthegame,takeabreak.”

“Great.You’renowmyexcuse.”Shedroppedintoanotherchair,heavedoutabreath.“Jesus,Feeney,why

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dopeoplelikeparties?”“Likethisone?Prime

boozeandeats,greatspace.Andmostlygirls—someoftheguys,too—getachargeoutofsprucingupfancy.Sheila’shavingthetimeofherlife.WhenIduckedout,shewastalkingtoAnaWhitneyandsomeRoarkeexecaboutknitting.Thethreeofthemwereintoitlikeitwastheirreligion.Ineededten.”

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“IjustduckedoutonNadineandDeWintertalkingaboutdating.Aboutholidaydating.”

“Maybeyouwinthisone,butknitting’sprettyclose.Music’ssolid,though.Roarkeknowshowtorockthehouse.How’sthecasegoing?”

“I’vegotsomestronglines.I’mlooking...”Shetrailedoffwhenshesensedmovement,glancedovertoseeSantiagohesitateinthe

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doorway.“Privateparty?”heasked.“No.Justtakingabreak

fromthecrowd.”“ThenI’min.”He

broughtinabrewwithhim,grabbedachair.“It’sahellofaparty,LT.Hellofaparty.IwastalkingtothisguyDerrick,worksforRoarke.Heplayedminorleagueballforacoupleyears—screweduphisarm,switchedtoprogramminganddesign.

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Anyway,he’sgotalocalleagueplaysball.I’mgoingtocheckitout,seeifIcangetinonthat.”

“Whatdoyouplay?”Feeneyaskedhim.

“Highschoolandcollege?Shortstop.Gotapartialrideincollegeonthesportsscholarship.There’snothinglikebaseball.”

“Youdidn’tstickwithit?”Eveasked.

“Iwantedthebadge.Love

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toplay,butit’splayforme.Notthejob.Iwantedthejob.”

Theytalkedbaseball,talkedshop.Evetoldherselftogetup,goback,doherduty.ThenReinekestrolledin.

“Hey.AnybodyelsegottheweirdseeingWhitneytearupthedancefloor?”

“Yes!”EveandSantiagosaidtogether,andFeeneyshookhishead.

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“Youthinkbecausesomebody’sgotafewyearsonyou,theydon’thavethemoves?MeandJackcoulddanceanddrinkthelotofyouintotheground.”

“Idon’tseeyououtthere,”Reinekepointedout,floppedintoachair.

“Youwill.”Carmichaelcamein,

lookinglooseinalittleblackdress,barefeet,andsparklyredtoenails.“Isthisthe

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bullpen?”Shesatonthearmof

Santiago’schair,coppedhisbeerforasip.“Whew!Someparty,boss.Someseriousparty.IjustsawDickheaddoingthesexydancewithDr.DeWinter.Ihadtoremovemyself,savemyeyes.She’sprettysexy.IfIwentforgirls,I’dbeprettywoundup.ButDickhead’sjustscary.”

“Christ.Ibettergetbackoutthere.”

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“Youcouldbenextinthesexy-danceline.”

Evestartedout,pausedlongenoughtotapthetatatthebaseofherspine.

“Whatisthat?”Reinekedemanded.

“Itstandsfor‘kissmyass,’”shetoldhim,andleftthecoplaughterbehindher.

Mullingtactics,shetookthelongway,duckedoutside,thenstartedaroundtowardtheballroomterrace.

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Anybodyasked,she’dbeendoingherminglingoutthere.

ThedetourcausedhertowalkinonTrueheartinalip-lockwithhisgirlfriend,whichcausedallthreepartiesamomentofdeepembarrassment.Evekeptmovingwhilethecoupleflushedscarletbehindher.

SheranintoBaxternext,justinsidetheballroom.“Hey,Dallas,wannadance?”

“Absolutelynot.Don’t

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youhaveadateorsomething?”

“Amancan’tbringadatetothiskindofshindig.It’stoosymbolicofseriousbusinessthisclosetoChristmas.Anditpreventshimfromtrollingthesinglefemales.”

“Sothat’sactuallytrue,onbothsidesoftheline.Huh?”

“Sinceit’saparty,andalsotrue,I’mgonnatellyou

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youlookincendiary.Lovetheasstat.”

“Whatareyoudoinglookingatmyass,Detective?”

“Becauseit’sthere,”hesaid,unrepentant.“Allwrappedinprettygold,andwe’reoffdutyandit’sasafeasstolookatasit’smarried.”

“Oddly,Ifindthoseallreasonableanswers,butstopitandlookatsomeoneelse’sass.”

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“Yes,sir.Wantsomeofthis?”Hetookafluteoffapassingtray.

“Whythehellnot?”Asshesipped,shespottedRoarke,smilingasheleaneddowntokissMavis.

“It’snice,”Baxtersaidwithaneasy,contentedsigh,“whenthefamilygetstogether.”

Sheglancedupathim.Adamngoodcop,shethought,andnotnearlyassuperficial

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S

ashelikedtopretend.“Onedance,”shedecided.

“Andkeepyourhandsoffmyass.”

•••

hedidseeFeeneydance,aspromised.It

amusedhertoseehimholdhisownwiththeridiculouslyenergeticPeabodyandMcNab.Whenheshedhissuitcoatforasecondround,

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Evepickeditup,checkedthesize.

“Iwanttogethimamagiccoat,”shesaidtoRoarke.“Ishould’vethoughtofitbefore.Maybehe’snotinthefieldmuchlikeheusedtobe,butheshouldhaveone.Shitbrownbecausehewearsalotofshitbrown,sohemustlikeit.Canwegethimamagiccoat?”

“Ofcoursewecan.Forty-tworegularinshitbrown.”

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“Good.”Sheslippedanarmaroundhiswaist,letherheadrestlightlyagainsthisshoulder.“Myfeetarefuckingkillingme.”

“Anumberoftheladieshaveshedtheirshoes.Youcoulddothesameifyoudidn’thavethisnaked-feet-in-publicphobia.”

“Feetarepersonal.Idon’tknowwhynobodygetsthat.”

Amused,inlove,hebrushedhislipsoverher

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temple.“Thecrowd’sthinningabit.Wecanfindatable,sitforawhile,tillitthinsmore.”

“It’sokay.They’repasttheif-I-can-just-sit-downstage.It’slikefamily,likeBaxtersaidtomebefore.Someofthemareyourfamily,somemine,someours,butluckily,fortonight,they’reallgettingalongfine.Plus,they’reintermixing,sowe’llseehowthatgoes.

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Santiagomightendupplayingballwithoneofyourguys.Baxter’sgoingtoendupsleepingwiththatblondeovertherefromyourR&D.CaroandMirahadtheirheadstogetherlikesistersorwhatever.Lotsofthatkindofthinggoingontonight.”

“Howdoyoufeelaboutthatintermixing?”

“I’mokaywithit.Wasn’tsure,butI’mokaywithit.Still,aftertonight,Idon’t

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wanttotalktoanybodybutcops,suspects,wits,andyou.Notinthatorder,butthat’sprettymuchitforme.Foraslongaspossible.”

“Understood.Wecouldwhittlethatdownconsiderably.DoIhavetonegotiatewithyoutoconvinceyoutotakeapost–NewYear’sbreak.You,me,anisland.”

“I’mthere.Aslongas—”“Alsounderstood.Cases

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cleared,nopursuitofsomemadkillerinprogress.”

“Beingmarriedtoacopsucks.”

“You’reentirelywrong.”Becausesheknewhe

meantit,shesmiled.“DoyouthinkMcNabcouldbeagenuinefreakofnature?Nobodyshouldbeabletomoveortwistthatwayiftheyhaveactualbonesandaspine.MaybeIshouldaskDeWinter.Who’snot

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involvedromanticallywithMorris,whichisgood,butishisfriend,whichisalsogood.Plus,Ilearnedtonightyou’renotsupposedtodateovertheholidaysunlessyou’redeadlyseriousbecauseofthesymbolismandmadness,andSantiagoplayedshortstop.AndTrueheartandhisgirlfriendmustbeseriousbecausetheyhadtheirtonguesdowneachother’sthroatsduringtheholidays,

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andyouhavesomeguy,someexec,whoconsidersknittinghisreligion.”

“My,my,Lieutenant.You’vemingled.”

“Damnstraight.Ittookconsiderablechampagneconsumption,butIheldupmyend.”

Hegaveherassalightpat.“Beautifully.”

Sheheldupherend,ifshesaidsoherself,throughtheleave-takingwhere

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entirelytoomanypeopleinsistedonhuggingher.Becausetheywereslightlymorethanhalflit,anditwassimple,SummersetpouredPeabodyandMcNabintooneoftheguestroomshe’dprepped,andthatwasfinewithher.

Assheexpected,Baxterandtheblondelefttogether,andwithtwingleamsintheireyes.

Whenthelaststraggler

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wasoutthedoor,Evehobbledtothebedroom,priedherabusedfeetoutoftheshoes,wincedherwayintothebathroomtousethegunkTrinahadlefthertotakeoffthegunkTrinaputonher.

Shestrippedoffthejewelry,rememberedthehairthing,foughtitout,draggedandrakedherfingersthroughherhairuntilitfeltnormal.Shestrippedoffthedress,thethong,grabbedalong,baggy

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T-shirtandfellintobed.“Whattimeisit?No,

don’ttellme.Yes,tellme.”“It’sabouthalfthree.”“God.”Thecatwalkedupthe

bed,jingling,sniffedather,climbedoverher,andmadehimselfanestinthesmallofherback.

Roarkeslidin,kissedherbetweentheeyebrows.

“Didmypart,”shesaid,wordsslurring.“Notsobad.”

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S

Anddroppedawaytosleeplikethedead.

•••

hewokealone,whichwasnosurprise—and

evenlessofonewhenshecheckedthetime.Afterten?Ten?

Shesatup,rubbedherhandsoverherface.Neededcoffee,neededtomove.Aftercrawlingoutofbed,shehit

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theAutoChef,primedherselfwithcaffeine.

She’dtakeaswim,shedecided.Afewhardlapswouldclearherhead,shakeoutthepost-partydregs.ThenshecouldorderPeabodyoutofbed—herownfaultshedranktoomuchtogetoutofrangethenightbefore—andtheycouldworkonthecaseforacouplehours.

Sheturnedtowardtheelevator,thenconsideredit

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wasthemiddleofthedamnmorning.Somebodycouldjustwalkinonherdowninthepool.Shedugoutablack,tank-stylesuit,pullediton,pulledthesleepshirtoverit.

ShedebatedtaggingRoarke,tellinghimtocomejoinher.Buthe’dverylikelygetideasoncetheywerebothwet—andtherewerepeopleinthehouse,probablylotsofpeopleclearingoutthepartydebrisintheballroom.

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Besttokeeptheswimsolo.

Shesteppedoutoftheelevator,intothelushnessoftropicalplants.Sheheardthemusic,alow,quiethum,andthoughtRoarkehadbeatenhertoit.

Somaybeshewouldn’tmindifhegotideasaslongas—

“God!”Sheslappedherhands

overherface,buttheimage

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ofPeabodyandMcNabgropingeachotherinthepoolremainedburnedonherretinas.“Why?Whyaren’tIblind?Whyistherenomercy?”

“Sorry!”Peabodysangitout.“We’renotnakedoranything.Roarkesaidwecouldusethepool,andthereweresuitsinthedressingroom.We’rebothwearingsuits.Promise!”

Evespreadherfingers,

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riskedpeekingthroughthem.Theywerehalfnaked,

McNabstandinginwaist-highwater,bonychestbareandgleamingwet,butstandardblacktrunksbelowthewaterline.Peabodyworebrightbluethatshowedoffplentyofcleavage.HardlyawonderMcNab’shandshadbeenfullofPeabody’sgirls.

Shewasn’tgoingtodenyherselfaswim,refusedtogiveintothecowardlyurge

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toturnaroundandgobackupstairs.

“Thishalfismine.”Shecutahandthroughtheair.“Thathalf’syours.Stayonyourside.”

“Thanksforlettingusstay,”McNabsaidwhensheyankedofftheshirt.“Nothinglikeagoodnight’ssleepafteranacesparty,andthebonusroundofaswim.”

“Right.Yourside,myside,”sherepeated,anddived

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in.Sheputthemoutofher

mind,concentratedonthemovement,oncuttingthroughthewater,pushingoff,cuttingthroughagain.Herbodyloosened;herbraincleared.

Twenty-fivelapslater,shefelthuman—wantedmorecoffee.Sheletherselfsinkdown,riseup.

AndsawPeabodyandMcNab,stillthere,floating

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sidebyside.Tohersurprise,shesawRoarke,sittingatoneofthelittletables,drinkingcoffee.

Shesankagain,pushedoffagain,swamunderwatertothefarend.Shegotout,dripping,reachedforhiscoffeefirst,thenatowel.

“Goodmorning,”Roarkesaid.

“It’sabetteronenow.Iguessyou’vebeendealingwiththeafter-party

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breakdown.”“ActuallyIhadsome

otherbusiness.Summerset’sonthat.Howaboutsomebreakfast?Icoulddowithsome.Iwaitedforyou.”

“Sure,yeah.”Whenhemerelyarchedhiseyebrowsather,sheturnedaround.“Breakfast,fifteenminutes,myoffice.”

Peabodyfloppedover,treadingwater.“That’dbesweet.It’sokay?”

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“Ijustsaidso.Fifteen,”sherepeated,andheadedintothelushplants.“Iusedupmylimitedsupplyofgraciouslastnight.”

“Idon’tthinkPeabodyorMcNabrequireit.You’llwantsometimetoworkwithher.There’snopointinanyonegoinghungrywhileyoudo,isthere?”

“Iguessnot.Theywere,youknow—startinginonitwhenIcamedown.Hertits

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werehalfoutofthesuit.”“SorryImissedit.”“Youwouldbe.Pervert.”Hegrabbedherasthey

steppedoutoftheelevator,scrambledherbrainswiththekiss.“Ifonlyyou’dsaidthirtyratherthanfifteenminutes,I’dshowyouabitofperversion.”

Shelaughed,butwiggledfree.“Ididn’tfigurethey’dbeoutofbed.IonlybotheredwithasuitbecauseI

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rememberedthere’dbepeoplehere,doingstuff,andbettertobecautious.IfI’dgottenuptenminuteslater,they’dhavebeennakedandhumpinglikewhales.”

“Dowhaleshump?”“Itsoundsright.”“Oddlyenough.I’llsee

aboutbreakfastwhileyougetdressed.”

“I’llbequick.”“Bethat.Andlater?After

whateverworkbothofus

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havetodealwithtoday,I’dlikeadate.”

“Adateforwhat?”“Adateforloungingwith

you.Avid,somepopcorn,afirecracklingandabsolutelynothingtodobutliethere.”

Theimagemadehersmile.“Thatsoundslikeaperfectdate.”

Absolutelyperfect,shedecidedasshedressedinblackjeans,adove-graysweater,soft,flatboots.She

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dugouttheteardropdiamondpendant,slippeditonunderhersweater.Shestartedtoreachforherweaponandharness—habit—rememberedshe’dsecureditinherdeskdrawer.

Sheshovedherbadge,her’link,otherdailyparaphernaliainherpockets.

Whatelsedidpeopleneedtocarry?shewonderedassheheadedouttowardheroffice.Workstuff,maybe—soafile

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bagorabriefcase.Butnobodycouldeverconvinceheroneofthoseplanet-sizedpurseswasnecessaryforsurvival.

Shecaughtthescentoffood,ofcoffee,andfollowedhernosetoherofficewherethetablesheandRoarkeoftensharedhadbeenextendedtoholdsettingsandchairsforfour.

ShewatchedRoarkecomeoutofthelittlekitchen

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carryingalarge,coveredtray.“Youhavedroidstodo

that.Iknowyoudo.”“Indeedwedo,butit’s

funtofussabityourselfforfriendsandfamilyhereandthere.IwentwithfullIrish,allaround,asaScotwouldrecognizethesimilartradition.”

“Theyeatenoughforfivepeopleatbreakfast,too?”Eveaskedasshewenttoherdesk,gotherweapon.

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“It’safinemealthathitsallthenotes.”Hewalkedtoher,slunganarmaroundhershoulders,studiedtheboardasshedid.“Haveyouaplanofactionthen?”

“Sortof.Workingonit.I’mthinking,pokeatthewife,gethertogiveawayalittlemoreonthehusband.Copley’shandsaredirty,andIthinkthey’rebloody.She’snotstupid.Ididn’tgetstupidfromher.IfIplayitright,

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she’llwonder,andshemaytellmesomethingIcanhookonto.Orthesister.Notstupid,either,butsoft.Icanprobablyfindaspotortwoonhertopush.Ifsheworriesaboutthesister,Imightgetsomethingoutofher.”

“I’veafeelingthatfamilywon’tbehavingahappyChristmas.”

“Notifthingsgorightonmyend.”

PeabodyandMcNab

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camein,bothwearingloungingpants,loosetops.

“Where’dyougetthoseclothes?”Eveasked.

“Summersethadthemforus.Soft.”Peabodyrubbedherownsleeve.“It’dbeweirdtoeatbreakfastinpartyclothes.Weirdertotalkaboutthecasewearingthem.”

“Thenwe’lleat,andwe’lltalk.”Evesteppedbacktothetable,liftedthecoverfromthebigplatter.

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“Wow!Lookatallthat.Smellallthat.”Peabodysniffedtheair,sighed.

“It’stattiescones.”McNab’sfacelitlikeachild’s.“Youhavetattiescones.Remember,Peabody?WehadsomewhenwewenttoScotland,tospendtheholidayswithmyfamilythere.Mygrannymadethem.”

“Potatoscones?Ohyeah.Deadlyanddelicious.Good

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thingIdancedlikeamaniacforhours.”

Roarkegesturedthemtosit.“Summersetmadethemup,thinkingyoumightenjoyabitofhome.”

“Fuelup,”Eveadvised.“Afterthis,theparty’sover.”

“Tattiescones,”McNabsaidagain,anddivedin.

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Tattiesconesweren’thalfbad,Evediscovered.

NorwaseatingthemthemorningafterabigpartywithPeabodyandMcNab.Sheletthepostgameanalysis—asshethoughtofit—runitscoursewithdiscussion,comments,opinionsonwhoworewhat,whodidwhat—andwithwhom—whosaidwhat.

Itwasanoddity,really,justhowmuchgossipcould

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bedistilledoverafullIrish.“I’mstilltryingtoprocess

myreactiontoseeingDickheaddoingthesexydance,”Peabodycommented.

“IneverwanttohearthewordsDickheadandsexydanceinanysortofconjunctionagain.Seriously,”Eveadded.“That’sanorder.Movingforward.”

Shegesturedtotheboard.“Copleyremainstopofthe

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list.Hefitstheprofile,hisfinancialrecordsdemonstrategreedanddeception,andindicatepotentialpayoffs.Hisinitialsarelistedonthevic’sspreadsheetwithamountsthatcorrelatetosaidpayoffs.”

“Givinghimmotive,”Peabodyagreed.“ButthensinceZieglerwasthemanawholelotofpeoplelovedtohate,awholelotofpeoplehadmotive.”

“Accurate.Nowlookat

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themethod.Twohard,andwebelieveenraged,impulsiveshotswithahandybluntinstrument.That’swhereIbumpdownseveralofthewholelotofpeople.Rockcouldhavepummeledhimintopaste—andifthevicshowedanyinjuriesfromafight,abeating,we’dbelookinghardathim.LanceSchubertdoesn’tshowuponthespreadsheet,buthemighthavelearnedaboutthevic

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havingsexwithhiswife,confrontedhim.ButmypersonalprobabilityindexsaysSchubertwould’vegotteninapunchortwo,andstraightoff.Haveitoutstraightoffratherthanheadingbacktothebedroomwhilethevicpacked.”

Shepushedawayfromthetablebeforesheatemorebaconjustbecauseitwasthere.“McNab,whatdidyoudowhenyouthought—

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mistakenly—CharleshadbouncedonPeabody.”

“Ipunchedhim.”McNabdancedhisfingersupPeabody’sarm.“That’sallfive-by-fivenow.”

“Becausehehadn’tbouncedonher,andbecauseCharlesisareasonablesortofguy.Butmypointis,yourfirstimpulsewasfistintheface.Schubertstrikesmeasthesame,andIdon’tseehimlettingitrestwithhiswife,

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whojustdoesn’thavetheguiletolietomeabouthimknowing.Still,he’snotoffthehook.”

“Vicaskshimtocomeby,”Peabodyspeculated.“Tellshimtotrytoextortmoneyforkeepingitquiet.”

“Exactly.Instantrage.Grabthehandybluntobject.Andenditwiththeflourish.Theflourishfitshim,anditfitsCopley.WhatCopleydoesn’thaveisSchubert’s

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senseofself-worth.Schubertdoesn’thaveCopley’sgreed,orhispatternofgoingafterwealthywomen,cheatingonthem,cashinginonthem.

“Copley’sreaction,tomymind,wouldrunlike:Jesus,hetookZieglertohisclub,treatedhimtogolfanddrinksandallthat.EventhoughZiegler’ssoobviouslysociallyandfinanciallyinferior.Hedidhimfavors,andwhatdoesheget?

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Blackmailed.It’sgoneonlongenough,timetotakecharge,timetoshowthisassholewho’stopdog.Heloseshistemper,whichisalsopattern,grabstheweapon,becausehe’snotthetypewhogoesintoafightfair.NowlookwhatZieglermadehimdo.Butit’snotenough.Zieglerhumiliatedhim,sohe’llreturnthefavor.”

“Smarter,wouldn’tit

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havebeen,totosstheplaceabit?”Sittingback,Roarkelingeredovercoffee,ascomfortablewithcopandmurdertalkashewaswithbusinessandfinance.“Takesomeofthevaluables,makeitappeartohavebeenaburglaryoraconfrontationwithsomeonewho’dtakesomeprofitfromit.”

“He’snotsmart,that’sthething.Cageymaybe,butthat’sdifferent.Andhe

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neededtogettheknifein—literally,figuratively—toboosthisownego.”

Shecircledtheboard.“Thenagain...CharlesmentionedsomethinglastnightwhenItalkedthroughthiswithhim.Knifeintheheart.Maybeit’sastretch,butitcouldmeanaromanticconnection.”

“Backtothegirlfriends?”McNabspeculated.

“Idon’tseeit,justdon’t,

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butI’dlikeyoutolookalittlecloserthereifFeeneycanspareyou.Sima’scovered.ShewaswithseveralpeopleinapublicplacewhenZieglerwaskilled,butyoucouldprythelidoffAllaCoburn,andtakeapassatsomeofthewomenwhopaidhimforsex.”

“There’salwaystimetotakeapassatwomen,”McNabsaidandgotPeabody’selbowinhisside

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forhistrouble.“Ifitwassex—justsex—

thesymbolismwould’vebeenknifeintheballs,soifweplaythattune,it’sromance,emotion,notjustsex.Peabody,youandIaregoingtoplaybothanglestoday.Enragedhusbandand/orblackmailvic,infatuatedmarriedfemale.Andthethirdangleofunderminingthemarriedfemalesenoughtospillontheenragedhusband.

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Ifitapplies.”“NatashaQuigley,

MartellaSchubert.”“Yeah,we’regoingto

splitit,savetime—andaltertheapproach.YoutakeSchubert.She’ssofter,morevulnerable,morenaive.She’llrespondtoyourgentle,sympatheticapproach.YoutellherhowyouoncehadromanticfeelingsforanLC.”

“Ididn’t!Notexactly.Just...Ijust...”

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“Playit,”Eveinsisted,“ifplayingitgetsyouin.You’regoingtotalktoheronyourdayoff,justtogetaclearpicturebecauseyourpartner’spushingtheangleherhusbandfoundoutthere’dbeensex,andmovedonZieglerevenbeforeitcameoutthesexhadn’tbeenconsensualduetodrugging.Ifthat’snottheapproach,you’llfindanother.”

“Maybe,ifitseems

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playable,IcanhintaroundthatIthinkCopley’smorelikely.Thejust-between-usbit,anditlookslikeCopleywaspayingZieglerblackmailmoney.Thesistersseemedprettytight,soifshethinkshersister’shusbandcouldbeakiller,shemightopenupmore,toprotectthesister.”

“That’snotbad.”Evepaused,studiedMartellaSchubert’sfaceonherboard.“That’snotbad.Ifshehas

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anydirtonCopleyshe’smorelikelytogiveittoyou.Giveitatry.Let’sseeifwecanbringthistoahead.”

“Andyou’lltakeQuigley.”

“She’snotnaive,notsoft.Icangoinharder,shoveitather.SheusedtheillusionofromanceasanexcusetopayZieglerforsex,soIcanhammeronthat.AndIcanpushhowshe’ssoworriedCopleywillfindout.Maybe

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hehas,whatthen?AndImightbeabletoplaythesameangleasyou—yoursister’shusbandisonmyshortlist.Likeyou,I’llplayitsoIgetin,gofromthere.”

“IsitokayifItakeMcNab?We’reacouple,andIcanusethat.Igetwhatit’sliketobeinlove,andallthat.Ihaveasister,too,allthecommon-groundbusiness.”

“MaybeIcantalkherintolettingmewireupthehouse

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’link,herpersonal’link,”McNabspeculated.“Putitouttherelikeit’sforherprotection,hersister’sprotection.”

“Ifshebitesonthatshe’smorenaivethanIfigured,butthrowitin.Ifshebites,makedamnsureyougethertoofficiallysignoff.Idon’twantitcomingaroundtokickusintheasslater.”

“Solid,”McNabpromised.“I’lltakesometoys

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withme,incaseshegoesforit.”

“Fullreportwhenyou’redone.Butfirst,forGod’ssakegohomeandputcopclotheson.”

“Igettowearmypinkmagiccoat.”Peabodyjumpedup,didaquickdance.“Hotdog!Thanksagainforallofit,foreverybitofit.”

“Sendusapictureofyourladyinhercoat,”RoarkesaidtoMcNab.

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“Yougotit.We’lltotallyrockitoutwithhercoat,myboots.Ultimatethanksforall.Solid.”

“Thengetout,”Evesaid.“Solid.”

Whenthey’dgone,EveturnedtoRoarke.“Whatboots?”

“ThecustomairbootswegavehimforChristmas.I’msureItoldyou.”

“Maybe.Whocanremember?Don’tsaythey’re

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pink.”Eventhethoughthadhersqueezingthebridgeofhernose.“Justdon’t.”

“They’retheMcNabtartan,aboldandratherattractivered-and-greenplaid.”

“Red-and-greenplaidairboots.Well,they’renotpink,sothat’ssomething.I’mgoingtogetgoingsoIcangetbackandwecandothatvid-and-popcornthing.”

“I’mwithyou,”hesaid.

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“AndlikeMcNab,I’llgetafewtoysincasesheagreestoatap.”

“Shewon’t.Youdon’thavetoscrewupyourdayonthis.”

“Howcoulditbescrewedup?Withyou?”

“Youcouldbehandy,”sheconsidered.“Money,socialstatus—it’sherlanguage.Andifhe’sthere,youcouldlurehimofftoshowyouhisgolfclubsor

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something.”“Now,thatmightscrew

upmyday,butI’llriskit.”“Getyourtoys.I’llmeet

yououtfront.”Bythetimeshegotdown,

thevehiclewaswaiting.Notherdeceptivelybland-lookingDLE,butabig,brawny,blackSUV.

“Arewedrivingupamountain?”sheaskedRoarkewhenhecameout.

“Whocansay?Idida

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littleduediligenceonCopleyandQuigleywhenIpokedintohisfinances,butIassumeyoutookmoretimewiththatend.Youcanfillmeinwhilewedrive.”

“They’rebothcheaters,”shesaidflatly.“Werebothattachedwhentheyfooledaround,thenhefooledaroundsomemore,thentookherofftoHawaiiforanelopementheplanned,usingherfamily’sfacilities.”

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“Youdon’tlikeeitherofthem.”

“Notawholelot.”“Whichiswhyyousent

Peabodyofftothesisterandbrother-in-law,becauseyoudolikethem.”

“Idon’tlikeordislike.Buttheystrikemeasprettystraight.Notsqueaky.Martellathoughtshe’dscrewedZieglervoluntarily,andpaidhimofftokeepitsecretinsteadofsuckingitup

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anddealingwithit.Andhestruckmeasalittletoocalmaboutthewholethingonceitcameout.Quigley,Copley?They’relyingoutright,buttheothertwohidethings.Maybethey’rehidingmurder.”

“Itmaybebothofthem—theSchubertsaredealing,intheirownway,withthetraumaofit.It’sadoubleblowforhim.Thefirst,learninghiswifebelieved

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she’dbetrayedhimwithanotherman.Thesecond,knowingshedidn’tdoasshe’dbelievedbutwasdruggedandraped.It’sagreatdealforanymantocopewith.”

He’dknow,Evethought.He’dknowwhatitwastocope.

“Maybe.Maybethey’rebothjusttryingtofindtheirwaythroughit.There’sanotherplayerontheirend.

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CatianaDubois,thesocialsecretary—whichisabullshittitleinmyworldoftitles.”

“Forsome,thesociallifeisakindofcareerorvocation,andhavingsomeonetokeeporderishelpful.”

“Youdon’thaveone.”“IhaveCaroand

Summerset.Amanneedslittlemore.”

Shecouldn’targuewiththatone.“Theyseemcozy,

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thethreeofthem.Notwe-have-a-threesome-every-Tuesdaycozy,butcozyenough.AccordingtoCatiana,Zieglerhitonherandsheblocked.Hethenspreadthewordshewasalesbian,whichsheletpassbecauseshedidn’tcare.Andhegotpissedwhentheguyshe’sseeingcameintothegymanditbecameapparentshelikedmenjustfine.”

“Sorry,I’mabit

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distractedbythethreesomeeveryTuesday.”

“Wipeitoutofyourmind.Thepointis,Zieglerscrewedwith—onvariouslevels—allfivepeopleinthosetwohouseholds.Whataretheodds?”

“Anotherreasonyoulikeoneofthemforthemurder,particularlyCopleyasheappearstheweakestinthemoralsense,andsomewhatofadick.”

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“Thatsumsitup.Plusyourbasicmotive,means,opportunity.Becausehehadtime.Hehadenoughtime.Anyofthemdid,really,ifoneoftheotherscoveredforthem.”

“HowdidyougetMcNab’sshoesize?”

“Ihavemyways.”“Youreallydo.Would

youstabmydeadbodyintheheartwithakitchenknifeifIcheatedonyou?”

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“Yourmindisthemostmarvelousmachine,”Roarkesaid,withatouchofwonder.“Murdertothreesomestoshoesizestospeculativemurder.No.”

“Youwouldn’tstabmydeadbodyintheheartwithakitchenknifeifIcheatedonyou?”Shefoundherselfoddlyinsulted.

“Therewouldn’tbeenoughleftofittostab.IexpectI’dhavealreadycut

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outyourcheatingheartandsetitonfire.This,ofcourse,afterI’d—whatwasyourphrase—‘beatenyourloverintopaste,’afterwhichI’dhavecastratedhim.Butnotwithakitchenknife,mindyou.I’dhaveusedadull,rusty,andjaggedblade,puttingittouseagainintheaforementionedcuttingoutofyourheart.AndI’dfeedhiscockandballstoaviciousrabiddogI’dacquiredforthat

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specificpurpose.”“Thatshouldcover

everything.”Now,ratherthaninsulted,shefeltwellloved.“We’reviolent,”shesaidafteramoment.

“Speakforyourself.”Henegotiatedaroundapokeytouristtripletramloadedwithshiveringbodies,sparklinglights,andgarland.“Ifyouhadn’tcheatedonme,Iwouldneverhavelaidahandonyououtsideoflove,

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passion,andtenderness.”“YoucleanedWebster’s

clockbecausehewishedI’dcheatonyouwithhim.”

“Thatshouldprovidefairwarning.”

“We’reviolent,”sherepeated.“Wegrewupthatway.Weknowourownnatures,mostlychannelit.Butourinstinctwouldbetoreactwithviolenceinthiskindofsituation.Ortothreatenitinawaythat

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should—andalmostalwayswould—havetheopponentbackingdown.Thenwe’downit.That’sournature,too.Thesepeoplearen’tviolent—inthesameway—bynature.Thisviolencewasofthemoment,acontrolsnap,andineverycaseifitwasoneofthefour,agoodlawyerwouldgetthemoffontempinsanity,diminishedcapacity,extenuatingcircumstances.Except,thatgoesdownthe

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tubeswiththeflourish.“Theflourishwaspure

ego,wasstupid,wasverymuchbragging.”

“WhichiswhyyoulikeCopley.”

“Whichiswhy.”Sherolleditaroundinher

headwhileheparked.“Followmylead,okay?”“Naturally.Youknow

theymaynotbehomeonthisbrightandcoldSundayafternoon.”

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“They’resomewhere.I’llfindthem.”

Evepressedthebuzzer,didthescanningdealforthecomputer.Theprocessmovedquicklythistime,andthehousedroidopenedthedoor.

“Lieutenant.HowcanIhelpyou?”

“IwanttospeakwithMs.Quigley.Mr.Copley,too.”

“I’mafraidMr.Copleyisn’tathomeatthistime.Ms.Quigleyhasanappointment

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shortly.”“ThenI’lltrynottokeep

herlong.”“Ofcourse.Pleasecome

in.I’llletherknowyou’rehere.Makeyourselvescomfortable,”sheadded,leadingthemintothelivingarea.“MayIserveyouanything?”

“We’regood.”Evewaiteduntilthedroid

lefttheroom.“Youknowshe’salreadytoldQuigley

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whowasatthedoor.Whydotheyalwaysactliketheyhaven’t?”

“It’saprocedure.It’saniceoldbuilding,”heobserved.“Verywellrehabbed.”

“Tasteandmoney?”“Itwouldtakeboth,and

anadmirablerespectforthecharacterofthebrownstone.”

Heturned,asshedid,atthequickclickofheels.“Lieutenant,Iwasn’t

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expecting...Roarke.”Natasha’ssmileflashedoutassheclickedover,extendedahand.“Wemet,veryfleetingly,severalyearsago,atanartshowinLondon.”

“It’slovelytoseeyouagain.”

“Please,sitdown.Ididn’tputittogetherwhenIspokewithyoubefore,”shesaidtoEve.“Isupposetheupsetovereverythingfoggedmyfocus.EveDallas,Roarke’s

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wife—andthestarofTheIcoveAgenda.”

“MarloDurn’sthestarofthat.I’macop.”

Andyou’realiar,Evethought.She’dmadetheconnectionalready.Whypretendotherwise?

“Ofcourse.IheardNadineFurstisworkingonasecondbookbasedononeofyourcases.I’lllookforwardtoreadingitevenmorenowthatwe’vemet.Evenunder

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thecircumstances.”“Where’syourhusband?”Natashablinkedonceat

theflattone,butkepthersmileinplace.“JJ’sgolfing.HeandLanceandtwooftheirfriendshavearegulargameeveryfourthSunday,inFlorida.Theytookthecorporateshuttlethismorning.He’llbebackbysix,ifit’simportant.”

“You’lldo.Thelasttimewespokeyouexpressed

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considerableconcernaboutyourhusbandlearningofyouraffairwithZiegler.”

“I...”Thefaintestflush—embarrassment,anger,acombination,roseintohercheeks.“Iwasforthrightwithyou,Lieutenant.I’dprefernottodiscussitagain.”

“IfyouknowNadine’sbook,thevid,you’reawareRoarkeoftenservesasanexpertcivilianconsultant.”

“Youcanrelyonmy

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discretion,Natasha.”Roarkespokesmoothly,andwiththelightesttouchofsympathy.

“Iappreciatethat,ofcourse.Still,it’sveryuncomfortable.Itwasn’tanaffair,thoughIpretendeditwasto,well,sugarcoatitformyself.Itwasabusinesstransaction,onbothsides,whichIengagedinduringadifficulttimeinmymarriage.I’mcertainlynotproudofit.”

“Youwereconcernedif

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yourhusbandknew,he’dendthemarriage.Yetthiswouldn’tbethefirsttimeeitherofyouengagedinaffairs.”

Thecolordeepened.“Idon’tseewhatthathastodowithTrey’sdeath,ormycurrentmaritalstatus.”

“It’sharderformetobelievehe’dtossitalloutover...abusinesstransaction,giventhehistory.”

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“Thehistoryispreciselywhy.We’vemademistakes,we’vebothbeenunfaithfulinthepast.Wepromisedeachotherwe’dneverdosoagain.”

“FelicityPrinze.”Shesawit,immediately.

Natashaknew.“You’renottossingitall

outoveryourhusband’s...businesstransaction.”

“Thatbusinesshasbeenconcluded.”Sheshovedto

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herfeet.“Iwon’thaveyoucomehereandinsultme,Iwon’thaveyoupryintomypersonallife.”

“Yourpersonallifeispartofmyinvestigation.Trytellingmethetruth,andIwon’thavetopry.YouknewaboutFelicityPrinze.”

“Yes,Iknew.It’sover.”“Howlonghaveyou

known?”“Weeks.”Shewaveda

handintheair.“I’mperfectly

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awareofJJ’spattern,andhisweaknesses.Thesituationputastrainonourmarriage.”

“Theroughpatch.”“Yes.Wediscussed

counseling,argued,discusseddivorce.AndI...IbeganmybusinesswithTrey.Iwassohurtandangry.ThenJJpromisedtoendit,askedforanotherchance.Ineededtothinkaboutit,ofcourse,tosearchmyownheart,butunderitallIwantedtosave

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mymarriage.IintendedtoendmyassociationwithTrey,asItoldyou.AndwhenJJaskedifI’dgoawaywithhimaftertheholidays,justthetwoofus,IknewIhadtogivehim,giveus,achance.”

“Youcaughthimcheating.HowdoyouresolveyourfranticconcernabouthimfindingoutaboutyourrelationshipwithZiegler.”

Natashaclosedhereyesamoment,thenreleaseda

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breath.“Onemoment,please.”Shesteppedovertothehousecomm.“Hester,pleasecontactBrianneandtellherI’mgoingtobejustalittlelate.”

Shecameback,sat.“I’dlosemyleverage.I’dloseanychanceofpatchingthisup,movingon.IwasfuriouswhenIlearnedaboutthis—this—dancer.InearlytossedJJoutthenandthere,but...Weargued,wesaidtheusual

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horriblethingstoeachother.Butamongthosehorriblethingshehadapointortwoaboutmyneglecting...someareasofourmarriage,aboutexpectinghimtobepresentformyeventsandsocialneedswhileoftennotbeingavailableforhis.”

Shepushedatherhair,seemedtogatherherself.“You’remarried.Thereareupsandtherearedowns.Iwantedtimetothink,to

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evaluatewhatIreallywantedfromJJ,formyself.Andataweakmoment,IleapedintothisbusinesswithTrey.Itwasstupid,itwasemotional.ByengagingwithTreyIdidprecisely,ornearly,whatJJhaddone.IcanhardlypretendtobeoutragedandlistalltherequirementsforstayingmarriedtohimifhelearnsIhadsexwithourpersonaltrainer,canI?We’reworkingtowardmakingitall

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whole,andthiswouldtearitapartagain.”

“Nottitfortat?”Evesaid.“Likemostmen—atleast

inmyexperience—hehasthemind-setthatit’sonematterforamantodally,anotherforawoman.Icanputasidewhathedid.He’dneverdothesame.”

“Whatwouldhedo?”Eveasked.

“He’dslapmewithitandwalkaway,orslapmewithit

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andstaytoslapmewithiteverytimewehadaproblem.Icanlivewiththesecret.Icanforgetit.Ican’tlivewithhimholdingitoverme.”

“Youtoldmehewasn’tviolent,butyouuseaviolentwordtodescribehisreaction.”

“Verbally,ofcourse.And...emotionally.”

Buttherewasahitch,aslightone.

“Hasheeverhityou?”

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“No!Absolutelyno!Yes,hehasatemper,it’sfoolishtodenyit.Buthetakeshisangeroutoninanimatethings.Hemightthrowsomething,orslamdoors.He’s...it’sabitlikeachildreally,atantrum.Oneofthethingswe’vediscussedisangermanagement.”

Sheleanedforward,earnestly.“Heshouts,anditannoyspeople,putsthemoff.Wehavehousedroidsrather

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thanhumanhelpastheydon’tbecomeoffended.Icanpromiseyou,ifheknewaboutTrey,he’dmakemepay,buthewouldn’tphysicallyharmme.Oranyone.”

Sherubbedherhandupanddownherthroat.“Youcan’tthinkhehadanythingtodowithwhathappenedtoTrey.I’dknow.Iwould.Hewashere,gettingdressedforourpartythatnight.Andhe

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wascalmandevencheerful.He’dhavebeenenraged,buthewasn’t.Weeven...weweretogetherthatnight,forthefirsttimesinceIlearnedofthatdancer.Hecouldneverhavedonewhatyou’rethinkingthencomehome,andbeensocalmandcheerful,hostedaparty,madelovewithme.Hecouldn’thave.”

•••

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Alotof‘hecouldn’ts’inthere,”Eveobservedwhentheywalkedbacktothevehicle.

“Youunsettledher.”“Imeantto.”“Notenoughforherto

agreetoanytaps,whichisapity.”

“Shewasprettyunsettledaboutthat,too.Lotsof‘absolutelynots.’Nospyingonspouse.Nomorepryingintopersonallives.”

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“Shemayhaveprotested—andtoomuchasthebardwouldsay—butsheshowedsomefear,plentyofdoubt.”

“Yeah,shedid.Still,theleveragemakesmoresense,ringstruertomethanthe‘Oooh,don’ttellJJIdidthenastywiththetrainer.’There’ssometruthrolledinthere,it’sjustrolledinwithlies,half-truths,andbullshit.Ineedsometimetosortitallout.”

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“Shedoesn’tlovehim.”Pausing,Evenarrowed

hereyesathim.“Whydoyousaythat?”

Heopenedthecardoorforher,walkedaroundtoslidebehindthewheel.“Thebitaboutleverage?That’ssomethingyouandImightjokeabout,aswedocuttingoutheartsordancingtangosonbatteredbodiesifunfaithful.”

“WhosaysI’mjoking

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aboutdancingonyourbatteredbody?”

Heleanedover,kissedher.“That’slove.Shewantsthatleverage—asifshe’stobebelievedhewouldholdamistakeoverherhead.Leverage,weight,payback.It’snotlove.”

“No.It’sapowerstrugglewithsex.Marriageisthat,sortof—butit’sonlyrightwiththeloveinthere.She’dgoonthistripwithhim,and

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they’dmakelovenoises—Idon’tmeansexnoises.Then,ifheisn’tthekiller—inwhichcaseI’llhavehiminacage—he’llcheatagain.Sheexpectsit.Nexttimeshe’llboothim.They’llhaveaprenupsohe’llgetsomething,butshe’stoosmart,themoney’stooold,forhertogointoitwithoutplanningforthis.Cheatedwithher,willcheatonher.”

“Logicalenough,”Roarke

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agreed.“Samewithher.Cheated

withhim,andsoon.Shit,whenitcomesdowntoit,theydeserveeachother.

“We’vegotaprenup,right?”

“Wedo,yes.Youreadit,hadyourlawyergooverit.Wesigneditandputitawaywhereweneverhavetothinkofitagain.”

“Yeah,right.Ididn’treaditordothelawyerthing.I

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justsignedit.”Hestoppedthecar,

annoyingseveralcarsbehindhim.“What?ChristJesus,Eve.”

“Drive,beforetheygetoutthebats.WhatthefuckdoIcare?Yourmoneywasabigstrikeagainstyouatthestartanyway,pal.Ineverwantedit.”

“That’snotthebloodypoint.”

Sheheardthetemper—

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veryreal—edgehistoneandjustshruggeditoff.“It’sexactlythebloodypoint.You’vegotbillionsofbillions,organizations,corporations,enterprisesonandoffplanet,andIdon’tevenwanttoknowallofitanyway.Youhavepeopledependingontheincometheyearnfromthoseorganizationsandtherest.Allthatneedstobeprotected,andifyoudidn’tyou’reamoron.

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You’renotamoronorIwouldn’thavemarriedyouandwewouldn’tbetalkingaboutthisanyway.”

“Thebloodypointis,youhaverights,expectations,rightstothoseexpectations.Andspeakingofmorons,whosignsashagginglegaldocumentwithoutreadingitfirst?”

“RoarkeIndustriesneededthelegaldocument.YouandIneverdid.”

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Justlikethat,shesawthetemperdissolve.“Ah,Christ,Eve.”

“YouthinkIdon’tknowthedifference?ThatIdidn’talwaysknow?IsigneditbecauseIthought:Great,thistakeswhatgivesmethejittersoutofit.Notallthejittersbecausegettingmarriedgavemeplenty.Butthemainjitters,signedaway,anditgavemesomepeaceofmindonit.AndifyouthinkI’d

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takeapennywithmeifyoubootme,youareamoron.ItakewhatIcameinwith.Exceptthis.”Shetappedherweddingringwithherthumb.“Andthis.”Liftedthediamondfromunderhershirt.“They’remine,andifthat’snotinthere,it’sgoingtobeamended.”

“Youleavemespeechless.”

“That’llbetheday.”“Iloveyoubeyond

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speech.Beyondreason.”“Thatworksforme.You

workforme.”Sheleanedback,lookeddown.“Imightkeeptheseboots,too,andthecoat.Yeah,ifyoubootme,I’mdefinitelykeepingthecoat.”

Hegrinnedather,tookherhand.

“YoukeepSummerset—that’sfirm.”

“I’mcompletelyagreeabletoallyourterms.”

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Sheglancedoverashedrovethroughthegates.“CanIgetalifetimesupplyofcoffeetossedin?Thatshouldcoveritall.”

Againhestoppedthecar.Thistime,hereleasedhissafetybelt,hers,andpulledherintohisarms.“Iadoreyou.ButnoneofthismattersasI’donlybootyouifyoucheatedonme.Thenthere’sthewholebusinessofcuttingoutyourheartandsettingit

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onfiretofollow.”“Right.Iforgotabout

that.”Sheheldonamoment,content.“I’dlovetoreadtheQuigley-Copleyprenup.”

“Wouldyoulikemetoarrangethat?”

“Tempting,butno.There’snourgencyonit,andIthinkIstirredupsomedust.MaybePeabodydidthesame.”

Sheleanedback.“I’mgoingtocheckinwithher,

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writeallthisup.Thenlet’spickavidwherelotsofshitblowsup,andeatourselvessickwithpopcorn.”

“Afineplan,withoneaddition.”

“What?”“Let’sdrinkconsiderable

winewiththepopcorn,andhavecrazedsexafterthevid—asadoublefeature.”

“Abetterplan.Let’sgetitdone.”

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Ittooksometime,gettingeverythingin

placetothepointshefeltjustifiedintakinganotherfewhoursoff.

ShetalkedtoPeabodyatlength,brieflytoMcNab.Wroteherupdate,readPeabody’s.Updatedherboard,herbook.

TheQuigley-Copleyhouseholdwasamess,shemused.Thenagaininherexperienceagreatmany

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householdsranonrocky,pitted,oftenuglyground.

“Sometimeswedo,”shetoldthecat,whoseemedmoreinterestedintakingthenextofhislongseriesofnapsinherofficesleepchair.“Therockypart.We’vegotthesmoothrunningrightnow,buttherearealwaysgoingtobebumpsahead.”

Steppingback,shehookedherthumbsinherbeltloops,studyingtheIDshots,

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thewaytheylookedtogether.“Bothattractive—gotapolished-uplookaboutthemthatsaysmoneyevenjustintheIDs.Theyevenlooklikeacouple,liketwopeoplewhoshouldfit.Buttheyjustdon’t.

“Theyjustdon’t,”sherepeated,leanedbackonherdesk.

“Peoplecouldsaythataboutus,”shesaidwhenRoarkemovedfromhisofficetohers.“Probablyalotof

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themdo.”“Whatwouldthatbe?”“Thatwedon’tfit.”“Ibegtodiffer.”He

walkedtoher,leanedonthedeskbesideher.“Wefitascleanlyasabespokesuit.”

“I’msayingwhatpeopleoutsideitallmightsay.It’sperception,pal.Lookatthem—Quigley,Copley.Theylooklikeaset—that’svisualperception,andprobablesocialperception.Butwhen

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youcrackthelid,it’sabadfit.She’snevergoingtotrusthim,notdowntothedeep,andhe’salwaysgoingtolookfortheeasywaytogetmore.Sex,money,prestige.Whenthreatened,ormaybejustbored,theylashout.Bothofthemusedsexforthat.”

“Andpossiblyabluntobject.”

“Yeah,verypossibly.PeabodysaidMartellawasverycooperative,gotalittle

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overwroughthereandthere.Thesecretary,Catiana,kepthercalm,asdidPeabody’sinnatethere-thereapproach.Sheagreedtothetap,withalittlenudgeonhowitmighthelpclearthingsup,mightprotecthersister.ItmeantshehadtousetheangleI’mlookingatherspouse,butshe’slookingatCopley,andfeelsshe’sgotthestrongercase.”

“Essentiallyplayingthe

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couplesagainsteachothertoseewhatbreaks.”

“Moreorless.It’sinthere.Myguttellsmeit’sinthere.IhadanotherroundwithRobbins,theblogger,andthere’snothingthere.It’snotjustbecauseIgettherapeangle,it’sbecauseIthinkIgether.Andthere’snothingthereonthis.”

“Thenyou’redefinitelyshorteningyourlist.”

“Itlooksthatway.

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Peabody’sgoingtotakeanotherpassatthegirlfriend,butIdon’tseethat,either.Ifwedon’ttieituptomorrow...”

“ChristmasEve.”“Yeah,that.Ifwedon’t,it

couldtakedaysmore,ifwe’relucky,withPeabodyheadingofftoherfamily,andeverythingshuttingdown.Hell,halfthecityclosesupbetweenChristmasandNewYear’s,andifmyprime

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suspectfliesofftothetropics,Ican’tstophim.Notwithwhatwehave.”

“You’dlikehimtohavehisChristmasgooseandpuddinginacage.”

“Ithinkthebesthe’dgetinacagewouldbefaketurkey,maybeasliceofpie,butyeah.”

“Doestheideathatwithyounippingathisheelshe’sunlikelytohavehappyholidayshelp?”

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“IthinkanybodywhocouldshovethatknifeintodeadZiegler,andaccordingtothestatementofwitnesses,partydirectlythereafter,isn’tgoingtosweatit.It’sallabouttherightnow.It’showhecouldsetFelicityupinaswankcondo,forgetabouthismarriagewhilehewasthere,forgetaboutherwhenhewaswithhiswife.

“I’lltellyouwhofits,”sheadded.“Zieglerand

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Copley.Twogreedy,selfish,cheatingassholes.Andthat’sallofourtimetheygetfortoday.Let’spopsomecorn.”

“Iwantmyown,”hetoldherastheywalkedoutofheroffice.“I’dactuallyliketotasteitratherthanbutterandsalt.”

“Ikeeptellingyou,thecorn’sjustthedeliverysystemforthebutterandsalt.What’sthevid?”

“We’veanadvancecopy

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ofUnbidden.It’sbeingreleasedChristmasDay—veryhotproperty.Alieninvasion,top-flightcast,strongFX.”

“Butdothingsblowup?”“Indeedtheydoifthe

trailerIpreviewedisanyindication.”

“Soundsperfect.”

•••

twas.Stretchedouthiptohip

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Ionthesofa,plentyofpopcorn

andanice,smoothredwinetowashitdown.Andtheactiononscreen

hitallthenotes.Alieninvadersbenton

conqueringtheplanet,decimatingorenslavingitshumaninhabitants.Itofferedafeistyyetemotionallyscarredfemalelead,therecklessbutcharmingmalecounterpart,andthemotleyandcourageousbandof

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resistancefighterswhojoinedthem.Thestoryworked,theromanceclicked,andlotsofstuffblewup.

Theeffectsworkedsowellshegotmildlyqueasyduringanairbattle.Andthecharactersresonated,causingapangwhenthehero’sfecklessscrewupofabrothersacrificedhimselfforthecause.

Allinall,itprovidedanexcellentexcusetolaze

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aroundonaSundayeatingpopcornandgettingalittlebuzzedonwinewhileGalahadsprawledovertheirlegs.

“Goodone.ItwasfunwatchingtheguywhoplayedFeeneyintheIcovevidplaythetoughex–Armyvet.Figuredhewasgoingdown,buthecoppedtothewhinyredheadbeinganalieninfiltratorinthenick.Idon’tgetaliens.”

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“Don’tyou?”“They’realwayszipping

down,wantingtotakeovertheplanet,andblowingupmajorcitiesontheway.Itneverworksoutforthem.”

Shetossedmorebutter-and-salt-saturatedpopcorninhermouth.“Smartertostartinthemiddle.”

Hemanagedtoreacharound,snagthewinebottle,pourtheverylastofitintotheirglasses.“Themiddleof

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what?”“Thecountry—since

they’reapparentlyallabouttheU.S.ontopofit.Startinthemiddle,thelesspopulatedareas—like,say,Shipshewana,Indiana.”

“OfcourseitmustbeShipshewana.”

“Then,workyourwayouttothecitiesasyougainground,eliminatethepopulations.”Shetookalong,happydrinkofwine.

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“You’dthinkiftheycouldgetherefromwhereverthehell,they’dbesmarter.”

“Luckyforus,forShipshewana,andtheplanet,theyaren’t.”

“I’llsay.Whowantsanimplantshovedintothebaseofyourskulltocontrolyourthoughtsanddeeds?”

“NotI.”“Andwhatdothealiens

accomplish?”Woundup,shedrilledafingerinhischest.

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“Suretheylevelsomecities,killabunchofpeople—andthere’salwaysatleastoneofthosepeoplewhotriestonegotiatewiththem.”

“Fools.”“Youbet.Afterthey

destroyNewYorkorNewL.A.orEastWashington,becausethoseareusuallyprimetargets,thesurvivorsendupunitingthefracturedworld,creatingherosoutoftheordinary,andhelpinga

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coupleofreallypretty,bloodied,andsweatypeopletofindtrueloveandhotsex.”

“Lookingatitthatway,weshouldhopeforanalieninvasion.”

Shesetherpopcornbowlaside,shiftedoveralittleontoherhip.“Wedon’tneedone.Wefoundallthatalreadywithoutthem.”

“AndIdidn’thavetoriskbeingvaporizedtogetyouhere.”

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“True,butthat’snotabadwaytogo,right?Gettingvaporizedisquick.Youwouldn’tevenknowit,justppsssht!Gone.Betterthangettingrunoverbyamaxibusorbarelysurvivinganaircrash,orgettingbitteninhalfbyashark.Thenthere’s—”

“Quiet.”Hestoppedhermouthwithhis,addedadanceofhisfingersalongherribstomakeherlaugh.

Herolledherover,then

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underhim,pleasedhimselfbyravishingherneck,herthroat.

Galahadsquawked,thenhitthefloorwithasharpringofcollarbells.

Sinking,sheslidherbarefootupanddownRoarke’sleg,anglingherheadtogivehimfreeraccessbeforeturningbackagaintoofferherlips.

Shetwinedandtwistedherfingersinhishair,feltlazyandloose.Winefogged

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herbrain;pleasuremistedit.Sheembracedboth,embracedhim.

Thescreenswitchedtoitsholdinghumasthevidcreditsended.Nowsheheardthequietpopandcrackleofthefire,thewhisperoftheirmovementsinthenestofthesofa.

Thetree’slightsshimmeredastheshortdayslippedintothelongnight.

Hepeeledoffhersweater,

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sliddowntopossessherbreastswithhismouth,hishands.Asthosemiststhickenedandswirled,shepressedup,stirringmoreheat.Moaningwithit,shetuggedathisshirt.

“Off,off.Toomanyclothes.”

Shefoundhismouthwithhersagainasshefoughtofftheshirt.

Shehadherteethonhisshoulder;hehadhertrousers

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halfwaydownherlegs.Hercommunicatorbeeped.

“Ah,bloodyhell”washisbreathlessandbitterresponse.

“Ididn’thearanything.Don’tstop—”Itbeepedagain.“Shit!Shit,shit,shit.”

Shedraggedherselffromunderhim,stumbledtowardthetableasshestruggledtoyankuphertrousers.

“Blockvideo,”sheordered.“Fuck.Fuck.Dallas.”

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“Dispatch,Dallas,LieutenantEve.”

Shemuttered,“Why?”Thenwithhertrousersstillunsecured,satonthetable.

“Reportto18Vandam.Onepersondead,anotherinjured.Possiblehomicide.”

“Who’sdead?”shedemanded,shovinguptohookhertrousers.

“Dataincomplete.Seeofficersonscene.”

“ContactPeabody,

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DetectiveDelia.Onmyway.”

Sheshovedthecomminherpocket.“That’stheQuigleybrownstone.”

“Iknow.”Hewasalreadyup,puttingonhisshirt.“I’llgowithyou.”

“I’vegotPeabody—”“Christ,Eve,wejustsat

inthatlivingroomafewhoursago.I’mgoingwithyou.”

“God,I’mhalfdrunk.”

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Shereachedforherweaponharness.

“TakesomeSober-Upbeforeyouputthaton.AndIcouldusesomemyself.”

“Whatthehelltimeisit?”shemutteredonherwaytothebathroom.

“Twentyafterseven.”Shepaused,glancedback.

“ShesaidCopleywouldbehomebysix.”

Grim,shedashedtothebathroomfortheSober-Up.

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Withthat,andthecoffeeRoarkeprogrammedingo-cups,themistslifted,thefogparted.Forthesecondtimethatday,sheclimbedintothemuscularSUV.

“Iplanteditinherhead.Ididitdeliberately,figuringshe’dletsomethingsliptome,ordigoutsomethingandcometomewithit.Ineverfiguredhe’dgoather,neverfiguredhe’dbethatstupid.Ifhekilledher—”

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“You’rejumpingyourfences,Eve.That’snotlikeyou.”

Sheclosedhereyes,pulledherselfbackin.“You’reright.Iknowbetter.Nopreconceivednotions.Butyousaidityourself.Sheseemedalittleafraidofhim.Ididn’tofferherprotection,didn’tdrivethatlane,becauseshecould’vebeenpartofitandthefearwasuseful.”

Nopoint,nopointin

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speculating,shewarnedherself.Forallsheknew,Copleycouldbedead.

Hercommsoundedagain.“Dallas.”

“Dallas,we’reheadingin,”Peabodytalkedfast,“butit’sprobablygoingtotakeabouttwentyminutes.WewereattheSkyMallandtraffic’sinsane.Wecalledinablack-and-whitetospeeditup,butwe’reprobablytwentyout.”

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“Justgetthere.”“Soonaswecan.Doyou

knowtheDB?”“Notyet.I’llgetbackto

you.”Sheshovedthecommin

herpocketagain.TheminuteRoarkepulled

behindablack-and-white,shejumpedout,drewherbadgeoutofherpocket.

Longstridestookhertothedoorwhereauniformscannedherbadge,herface,

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skimmedaglanceoverRoarke.Nodded.

“Whathaveyougot,Officer...Kenseko?”shedemanded,readinghisnameplate.

“DB,female,headtrauma.Anotherfemale,enroutetothehospital,unconscious.Headandfacialinjuries.Maleheldonpremises,ID’dasJohnJakeCopley,ofthisaddress.HeID’dtheinjuredfemaleashis

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wife,NatashaCopley.Wantedtogowithher,butweheldhimhere.He’sahandful,LT.”

“Igotit.Keephimoutofmywayfornow.Areyoufirstonscene?”

“No,sir,thatwouldbeOfficerShelby.Sheansweredthenine-one-one.SheandmypartnerhaveCopleysecured.”

“Stayonthedoor,Kenseko.Mypartnerwillbe

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hereinaboutfifteen.”Asshemovedin,she

heardCopleyshoutingfromanotherroom,threateningtosuetheofficers,theentiredepartment,thestateofNewYork.

Ignoringhim,EvetooktheSeal-ItoutofthefieldkitRoarkeoffered,useditwhileshestudiedthescene.

She’dexpectedtofindMartella,whichprovedtheruleaboutnoexpectations.

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Abrunettelaywithherheadonthemarbleledgeofthehearth.Faceup,adeep,longgashscoringherforeheadandrighttemple.Bloodpooled,onthemarble,onthefloor,paintedthehandflungout,stainedthebrightbluecoat,theboldlypatternedscarf.

“CatianaDubois.”“Thesocialsecretary?”“Yeah,that’sher.

Somebodyturnedherover,

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somebodymovedthebody.Damnit.Kenseko!”

“Sir.”Hehotfootedfromthedoor.

“Didyouoryourpartnerturnthebodyover?”

“No,sir.OfficerShelbytoldusthescenehadbeencompromisedonherarrival.”

“Allright.Hadastrugglehere,chair’sshoved,tableoverturned,brokencrockeryandglass.Andthat.”

Sheliftedherchintoa

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largevaseofthick,facetedcrystal,stainednowwithblood.Morebloodonthefloor,onthecarpetbythecrackedvase.

“Whatthehellwereyoudoinghere,Catiana?”

Forprocedure,shecrossedtothebody,usedherkittoformallyIDthevic.“Victimisfemale,mixedrace,agethirty-three.CatianaDubois,employedbyMartellaSchubert,whoisthe

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sisterofNatashaQuigley.Thedeepgash,thebruisingontheforeheadappeartobeCOD.Fellorwaspushed,face-first,hittheledge,theedgeofit,andhithard.Skinny-heeledboots,”shemurmured.“Notmuchtraction.Shelosesherbalance,falls,smashesface-firstintotheedgehere.”

ShetookthegaugesRoarkehandedher.“Shehasn’tbeendeadanhour.”

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Gently,Eveliftedherhands,oneatatime,bythewrist,examinedthem.“NodefensivewoundsIcansee,nosignofskinunderthenails,butMorriswilllookcloser.

“She’sgothercoatunbuttoned,herscarfunwrapped.Prettycoldoutthere,soit’slikelyshedidthataftershecamein.Comestothedoor,thehousedroidletsherin.We’llgooverthe

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droid.Shecomesinhere...”Sittingbackonherheels,

Evelookedaroundtheroom.“Idon’tseeanycups,anyglasses,brokenorunbroken.Nodrinks,norefreshments.Coat’sstillon,somaybesheplannedtomakeitquick.Anargument,afight,aconfrontation.Withwho?CopleyorQuigley?HeadandfacetraumaforQuigley,butCatianaherehasdelicatehands.Nosignshehit

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anyone.IfshefoughtwithQuigley,itgotphysicalandsheknockedherunconsciouswiththatvase,whyisshedeadoverhereandthevaselyingoverthere?Doesn’twork.IfshefoughtwithQuigley,andQuigleyshovedher,killedher,whobashedQuigleywiththevaseandwhy?It’sshaky.

“So.”Sheshovedup.“We’llseewhatCopleyandthedroidhavetosay.”

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ThoughCopleyhadstoppedyelling,shefollowedthedirectionithadcomefrom.

Shefoundhimsulkinginasittingroomreflectingmasculinedecor.Deepcolors,leatherseating,heftyentertainmentcenter,golfingartandmemorabilia.

Oneoftheuniforms—older,hadvetwrittenalloverhim—satathiseaseworkingonhisPPCwhileayoung

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femalecopstoodatparaderest.

ShesnappedtoattentionwhenEvesteppedin.

Copleylurchedtohisfeet.“ForGod’ssake.My

wife’sbeenattacked.Shemaybedying,forallIknow,andthese—these—stormtroopersareforcingmetostayhere.Ineedtogettothehospital.IneedtobewithTash.”

“Officer.”Evelooked

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towardthevet.“Wouldyoucontactthehospital,getMs.Quigley’sstatusandcondition?”

“Yes,sir.”Hesteppedout.

“Sitdown,Mr.Copley.I’llberightwithyou.OfficerShelby,pleasestepoutwithme.”

“Yes,sir,Lieutenant.”“Idemandtobetakento

mywife!Immediately!”“Isaidsitdown.”Eve

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snappedit,coldandfast,hadtheshockofitjerkingCopleyback.“Anddousallafavor,simmerdownwhileIdomyjob.”

Shemovedoutoftheroom,tookafewstepsmore,noddedtoShelby.“Runitthroughforme.”

“Yes,sir,Lieutenant.Iwaswalkingmybeat,abouttogotakemytensit-down,whenthenine-one-onecamein.Iwasonlythreeblocks

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north,soIresponded.TheDispatchcallcameinateighteen-fifty-nine.Iwasatthislocationbynineteen-oh-one.”

“Youmovefast,Officer.”“Yes,sir,Lieutenant.

Therewasnoresponsetomyknockorbuzzfortwominutes,twenty-threeseconds.IwasabouttorelaysametoDispatchwhentheman,identifyinghimselfsubsequentlyasJohnJake

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Copley,answered.Heappearedvisiblydisturbed,shoutedincoherently,andrushedbackintotheresidence.Ifollowedhimin,observedthefemalevictimbythefireplace,thefemalevictimbesideanoverturnedtableapproximatelytenfeetaway.Bothvictimswerebleedingprofuselyfromthehead.IwasforcedtoorderMr.Copleytocalmdown,tonoavail,whileIcheckedthe

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pulseoneachvictim.Thewomanheidentifiedashiswife,NatashaQuigley,wasalive.IcalledformedicalassistanceandforbackupasCopleyonlybecamemoreagitated,andsomewhatabusiveinhislanguage.”

“Isthatafact?”“Yes,sir,Lieutenant.He

calledmeauselesscunt,amoronicbitch,andatonepointlaidhandsonmyperson.Iwasforcedto

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restrainhim.”“Hegiveyouthebruise

onyourjaw?”“Duringtherestraining

process,yes,sir.”“Imighthavebeenforced

tokickhisass.Restraininghimwasthebetterchoice.”

Shelby’slipstrembledintoaquicksmile.“Yes,sir,Lieutenant.OfficersKensekoandO’Ryanarrivedonscene,asdidthemedicalsatnineteen-oh-eightand

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nineteen-oh-ninerespectively.”

Sheclearedherthroat,blinkedabitwhenRoarkeofferedheraglassofwater.

“Goahead,”Evetoldher.“Hydrate,thenfinishyourreport.”

“Yes,sir,Lieutenant,thankyou.”Shegulpedsomedown.“AftermyfellowofficersremovedMr.Copleytoanotherroom,andthemedicalsbegantoworkon

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Ms.Copley,IagainspokewithDispatch,whichinformedmeCopleywastobedetainedhereuntilyourarrival.Thenine-one-onecaller,whoidentifiedherselfasNatashaQuigley,wasattackedwhilecallingnine-one-one,andattheendofthecallshoutedout.”

AtthispointShelbyswipedafreshpageonhernotebook.“‘JJ!Whatareyoudoing?JJ,stop,stop!Don’t!’

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beforethecallended.There’sabrokenpocket’linkonthefloorinthekillroom.”

“Yeah,Isawit.Goodwork,Shelby.Standby.”EveglancedoveratRoarke.“Whydon’tyoucomeinwithmeforthis?Youaddanextralayeroffearandintimidation.”

“Alwaysgladtolendahand.OfficerShelby.Youshouldgetacoldpackforthatjaw.”

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“It’sokay,sir,thankyou.HejustcaughtmewithhisshoulderwhenIrestrainedhim.”

“Nocoldpacktillwedocument,”Eveordered.“Resistingandassaultinganofficerdribblesonsomeicing.”

Evewentbacktothesittingroom.Copleypaced,drinkingwhatlookedlikewhiskeyfromashortglass.He’dobviouslytalkedShelby

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intoremovingtherestraints,andjustaswell.

ShenoddedagainwhenO’Ryansteppedup,murmuredinherear.“Standby,”shetoldhim.“Mr.Copley.”

Hewhirledaround,nearlysloppingwhiskeyoverthetopoftheglass.“Whatthehellisgoingonhere?Somemaniaccomesintomyhouseandassaults—wasthatoneofTella’speople?Wasthat

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Katherine?”“Catiana.”“Yes!GoodGod.Shewas

dead.Youcouldseeshewasdead.Hereyesstaring.Andtheblood.ButTash.IraninafterIheardherscream.Randownstairs,callingforher,andthereshewaslyingthere,bleeding.Irantoher,triedtoliftherup.Icouldn’ttellifshewasdeadoralive.Icouldn’ttell.Ithoughtshewasdead.Whywouldthat

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womanattackTash?”“Idon’tbelieveshedid.

Thescenedoesn’treadthatway.”

“Butithadtobe.”“You’vegotbloodon

yourshirt.Bloodonyourpants.”

“Tash—Tash’sblood.Itriedtopickherup.IheardTashscream,andIrandown.Itwasonlyseconds.Itcouldn’thavebeenmorethanafewseconds.Noonewas

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here.Thatbitchtriedtokillmywife.Tashmusthavefoughtback,knockedherdown.”

“Aftergettingknockedunconscious?”

“Before,ofcourse,thenwhentheystruggledorfought—aboutGodknowswhat—shestruckTash.Tashmusthavefallen,maybethewomenslippedandfell.HowdoIknow?”

“Whattimedidyouget

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homefromyourgolfouting?”“I’mnotsure,notexactly.

Aboutsix,moreorless.”“Andthen?”“Whatdoyoumean?”“Whatdidyoudoupon

arrivinghome?”“Iwentupstairs,spoke

brieflytomywife.Wetalkedaboutgoingoutlaterfordrinks,fordinner.Ihadaquickshower,changed,ifyouwantspecifics,stretchedout,turnedonthescreen.Iwas

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justrelaxing,asmanydoonaSundayevening,whenIheardTashscreamfromdownstairs.”

“Didyouandyourwifeargue?”

“What?Ofcoursenot.”“Didyouarguewith

CatianaDubois?”“No!Ibarelyknowthe

woman.She’soneofmysister-in-law’sstaff.Iwanttoseemywife.Iwanttoknowwhat’shappeningwithTash.”

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“She’sinseriouscondition.Shehassomeswellingofthebrain,andisinsurgery.”

HewentsheetwhiteasEvespoke.“Thedoctorsareconfidentshe’llrecover.”

“Lieutenant,yourpartner’sonherwayback.”

“Thankyou,Officer.Askthedetectivewithhertosecurethehousedroidandquestionsame.”

“Yes,sir.”

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“Questionthedroid?”Copleyshouted.“Questionme,questionafuckingmachine!Mywife’shavingemergencybrainsurgery.Youcan’tkeepmehere.”

“Shecan.”Roarkemovedtoblockhisexit.“Yes,shecan.”

“Juststayoutofmyway,”Copleywarned,butbackedupashedidso.“Ihaverights!Youcan’tkeepmeinthisroom.I’mnot

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underarrest.I’mfreetocomeandgoasIdamnwellplease.”

“Wecanfixthat,”Evedecided,glancedoveratanout-of-breathPeabody.“Peabody,readMr.Copleyhisrights.”

“Whatareyoutalkingabout?You’vealllostyourminds.I’mleaving.”

Hetriedachargeacrosstheroom.Evepivoted,butRoarkewasfaster,and

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merelyshotouthisfoot.ItsentCopleyonaface-firstdive.

“Oops,”Roarkesaid.“Peabody,restrainthe

suspect,andreadhimhisrights.JohnJakeCopley,you’reunderarrestforsuspicionofmurder,forattemptedmurder,forassault,forassaultonanofficer.”

“Youhavetherighttoremainsilent,”Peabodybegan,thenhervoicewas

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drownedoutbyCopley’sraging.

“Givehimtothefemaleofficer—Shelby.HaveherandtheothertwoofficerstransporthimtoCentral.Toabox.I’llbedowntodealwithhimwhenwe’redonehere.”

“Letmegiveyouahandwiththat,Peabody.”RoarkehauledCopleytohisfeet,andwithPeabodytakingtheothersideperp-walkedhimout,ragingstill.

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“Whew.”McNabsteppedin.“AndIthoughttheSkyMallwascrazytown.Thehousedroid’sbeenshutdownsincesixteen-thirty,LT.”

“Shutdown?”“Yeah.Turnedoff.

There’sasecondarydroid,butthatone’sbeenturnedoffsinceaboutnoon.ThemainhousedroidreportsMs.Quigleyorderedhertoshutdown,assheroutinelydoesonSundayswhentheyaren’t

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expectingcompanyorentertaining.ShereportsnoonecomingorgoingafteryouandRoarkeearliertoday.Nohelpfromthatquarter.”

“Checkthesecuritycam,andlet’smakeacopyofthat.”

“Onit.”Shepulledouthercomm,

contactedDispatch.“Dispatch,playback

nine-one-onecallfromthislocationmadebyQuigley,

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Natasha,ateighteen-fifty-six.”

“Acknowledged,onemoment.Novideorecorded.Audioonly.Playbackcommenced.”

Nine-one-one,whatisyouremergency?She’sdead!Ithink

she’sdead!OhmyGod,Cate.It’s...Wait,please.OhGod.

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ThisisNatashaQuigleyat18Vandam.Ineedtoreporta—JJ!Oh,JJ,somethingterriblehappened.JJ!Whatareyoudoing?JJ,stop,stop!Don’t!

Eveheardascream,athud,picturedthe’linkdroppingtotheground.Thentherecordingstopped.

“Playbackcomplete.”

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“Okay,copyrecordingtomyfiles.DallasandPeabody,alongwithDetectiveMcNab,currentlyonscene.DallasandPeabodywilltransfertoCentraltointerviewCopley,JohnJake,nowchargedwithsuspicionofmurderandrelatedcharges.”

“Acknowledged.”“Dallas,out.Gotya,”she

muttered.“Yoursuspect’sonhis

waytoCentral,”Roarketold

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her.“Andhe’llstewinitfora

while.Whenwefinishuphere,weneedtogobythehospital,checkonQuigley.Ifshe’sawake,we’llgetherstatement.Youcangohome.”

“Whydoyouwanttopunishme?”

Sheshookherhead.“Suityourself.”Shewalkedoutwithhim,joinedPeabody.

“Ilikedher,”Peabody

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said.“Therewassomethinglikeableabouther.”

“Yeah,therewas.Contactthesweepers,themorgue.Let’sgetstartedongettingherjustice.”

“Iwascomplaining,sortof,aboutworkingonavicwhowasanasshole.”PeabodylookedbacktowardCatiana.“Andnow...”

“Iknowit.”Evecrouchedtostudythebroken’link.“Lookslikeit’sbeenstomped

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on.Shedropsit,hecomesather,stompsonit.Thevaseisrightthere.Itsatonthattable.Hegrabsit,comesather,stompsthephone,smacksherwithit.”

Beforeshecouldask,Roarkehandedheranevidencebag.Shebaggedandsealedthephone.

“Hedropsthevase,doesn’tgiveherthesecondsmacklikeZiegler.Vaseisbigandheavy.Itcracks,but

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itdidn’tbreak.Doeshethinksmashingthephoneerasesthedamnnine-one-one?Washetoowroughtup,toofargone,tothinkaboutit?Justattack,justcoveritallup.Thenblameitallonadeadwoman?Hewasupstairs,mindinghisown,heardhiswifescream,randown.”

“Butthere’snoreport,isthere,thathecalledforhelp,formedicals,forthepolice.”

ShelookedatRoarkeas

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shemarkedthevase.“Nope.None.IttookShelbytwominutestogethere,andtookhimanothertwotoanswer.Workingonhisstory,gettinghimselfundercontrol.Notenoughtimetosetupafakebreak-inorburglary.Hethinkshe’sgottwodeadwomen,untilShelbychecks,getsapulse.Nowhe’sgottogettohiswife,fixitsomehow.Orrun.ButShelbyhandledthat,andthenbackup

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arrived.Hecan’tpushhiswaythroughthreecops.Hehastobeoutraged,theworriedhusband,thevictim.”

Shestoodagain.“Howitlooksis,forsomereason—andwe’llneedtotalktothesister—Catianacomeshere.Copleyletsherin.Theycomeinhere,argue.Maybesheknewsomething,maybehethoughtsheknewsomething.Heloseshistemper,pushesher.Shefallswaywrong,and

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that’sit.Hebarelyhastimetothink.Lookwhatshemadehimdo!Andincomeshiswife.Seesthebody.Callsnine-one-one.Hecouldn’thavebeenintheroom.”

Frowning,sheturnedacircle.“Ifhe’dbeenin,he’dneverhavelethercallthrough.Soheranout,togetsomething,tohidesomething,togetadamndrink,buthehadtohavecomebackinatthatpointinthecallwhenshe

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saidhisname.She’sruiningeverything.Hehastomakeherstop.Snaps,orisstillsnapped,grabsthevase,chargesin.”

Sheturnedagain,studiedthebodyagain,withguiltandregretclawingather.“Whatdidyouknow?Howdoyoufitin?”

“Dallas.”McNabcamein,passedheradisc.“Gotitcopied.Youcanseetheviccometothedoor.Youcan’t

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seewholetherin.You’llseeforyourself,buttomyeyeshelookedupset,worried.Rushedin,talkingfast.”

“Noaudio?”“No,noaudio.”HereyesonCatiana,Eve

slippedthediscintoherpocket.

Ifyouknewsomething,anythingwhydidyoucomehere?Whydidn’tyoucometome?

Butitwastoolateforthat

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question,shethought.

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TheburlySUVprovedagoodchoicesince

McNabandPeabodyneededtopilein.EveignoredMcNabasheplayedwithcontrolsandoptionsinthebackwhilesheworkedonherPPC.

Catianahadparents—divorced,motherremarried,livinginBrooklyn.Fatheralsoremarried,livinginPhoenix,Arizona.Onesibling,asister,married,two

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children,inNewRochelle.She’dneedtogoto

Brooklyn,dothenotification.Butthatmiserywouldcomeaftershe’dcheckedonQuigley.Sheneededto...Wasthatchocolateshesmelled?

Sheshiftedaroundinherseat,narrowedhereyesatPeabody.“What’sthatonyourupperlip,Detective?”

HastilyPeabodyswipedatit.“Ah,um.Alittle

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whippedcream.It’shotchocolate.It’srealhotchocolate.Icouldn’thelpit.McNabdidit.”

Unabashed,McNabgrinnedather.“MiniAutoChefbackherehasafullbeveragemenu.Peabody’sbeenjonesingforhotchocolate.Wantsome?”

Yes,Evethought,butsaid:“No.”

“Icedsquaredaccessoriesbackhere,”hesaidtoRoarke.

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“Thetotal.”“Wedowhatwecan,”

Roarkeresponded.“Yougotyour

entertainmentwithvid,straightscreen,tunes,books,fullDandCcapabilities,mapping—solo,duet,orfullvehiclemodes.Thenthere’s—”

“Heprobablyknowswhat’sloadedinthisthing,”Eveinterrupted.

“Addintheeatsand

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drinks,wecouldmotortoUtah.”

“NexttimeweplantogotoUtah,I’llletyouknow.Meanwhile,we’realittlepreoccupiedherewithmurder.”

“Yeah,aboutthat.Gotthesecuritydiscfromthecrimesceneonhere.”Hisgreeneyesshiftedfromhersdowntothescreenwhilehetookacontentedglugofhisownhotchocolate.“Wemightbeable

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toenhanceandanalyzetheshadowofwhoeveropenedthedoorforthevic.It’salongshot,butyougottatryit.Lipreadingprogram’srunningonthevic.We’vegotabetterchanceatthat,butherfaceanglesawayfromthecam,andsheputsherhandoverhermouthoncesoit’sgoingtobejumpy.”

Sometimes,Evethought,sheforgothewasn’tanidiot.“Good.Stayonit.Here’sthe

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play,”shesaidtoPeabody.“WetalktoQuigley,ifpossible,getthedetails.Oddsareslimshe’dtrytoprotectCopleyatthispoint,butifshetries,wecouldrunthenine-one-onecallforher,pushit.DB,spouseinthehospital,nobreak-in,afleetoflawyersisn’tgoingtoloosenthenoose.”

SheglancedatMcNab.“IfwegetluckywiththeshadowID,allthebetter.

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ConfirmCopleyopenedthedoortothevic,itthrowsouthisclaimofbeingupstairswhenthiswentdown.Inaddition,wetiehimintoZiegler—that’lltakemore,butwe’regoingtodoit.WithQuigley’sstatement,wecanlethimsweat.Thevictim’smotherlivesinBrooklyn.Wehavetogo,notifyher.”

“Man,twodays—less—beforeChristmas.It’salwayshard,butthisisjustharder.”

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“Shehasahusbandandastepsonlivingathome,anotherdaughterinNewYork.That’llhelpsome.ThevicmayhavetalkedtoheraboutZiegler,aboutCopley.Wehavetogetwhateverwecan.We’llneedtotalktotheSchubertsagain,asap,andIwanttocheckinatthemorgue,giveanofficialCOD,getMorris’s—I’vealreadyrequestedhim—takeonher.”

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“That’salongtimesweating,”PeabodysaidasRoarkeworkedthroughtheparkinggarageatthehospital.“Alongtimeforhimtocomeupwithastory,forthelawyerstoshineitup.”

“It’snotgoingtoshine,notwhenhiswifetellsusheattackedher.Notwhenshegivesusastatementfromherhospitalbed.Igetintheboxwithhim,he’sgoingtobreak.I’mgoingtobreakhim.”

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Shewoulddamnwellbreakhim,Evethoughtastheypiledout,walkedtothehospital’smainentrance.

“Lipreadingdoesn’tgiveusmuch,Dallas.”McNabhelduphisPPC.“Ithashersaying:Needtotalk.Break.Comein.Break.Iremembered.Andthat’sit.Vicmovedintothehouse,outofrange.”

“Theshadow?”“Workingit,buthell,

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Dallas,thereisn’tmuchthere.”

“Playitout,”shetoldhim.

Shecrossedthecolorfullobbywithitsbusyfoodcourt,passedagroupofkidsinschooluniformssingingcarolsinfrontofabigtree,andarrowedinonasecurityguard.

“NYPSD.”Sheheldupherbadge.“Here’swhatIneedyoutodo,andfast.I

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needthefloor,theroom,andthedoctorinchargeofQuigley,Natasha,broughtinearlierthiseveningviaambulance,withsevereheadtrauma.”

“I’mnotsupposedtoaccesspatientinformationwithoutmysupervisor’sauthorization.”

“Rightnow,I’myoursupervisor.Quigley,Natasha.Now.IfshediesbeforeIgettoher,I’mcomingbackfor

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you.”“Yes,ma’am.”Hescrambledoff.“Ihatethat‘ma’am’

thing,butokay.”“BetweenMcNaband

me,”Roarkecommented,“wecouldhavehackedthatdataforyouinaboutthesameamountoftime.”

“Would’vebeenfun,too,”McNabsaidwistfully.

“Nexttime.”Evemetthesecurityguardhalfway.

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“She’sonsix.Imeanttosaythey’llbringhertosix.She’sstillinsurgery.Dr.Campo’sincharge.”

“Good.Thanks.”Shezippedstraightforthe

elevators.“Stillinsurgery,damnit.It’snotlikelywe’regoingtobeabletointerviewheranytimesoon,”shesaidasthegoton.“We’llpushonthenursingstafftogiveusamoredetailedupdate,gofromthere.”

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Thesixth-floorelevatoropenedintoyetanotherlobby—smaller,butallsprucedupfortheholidays.Itheldawaitingarea,Vending,andascatteringofpeoplesittinganxiouslyinmiserable-lookingchairs.

ThewomanatthedeskbeamedabrightsmilethatdimmedwhenEvebadgedher.“IneeddataonQuigley,Natasha.ADr.Campo’soperatingonher.”

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“ThePatientPrivacyAct—”

“Istrumped.”Eveslappedherbadgeonthecounter.“Quigleyisthevictimofanassault.IhaveasuspectincustodywhokilledanotherwomanandattemptedtokillQuigley.Ineedherstatus,andIneeditnow.”

“Ineedtocheckyouridentification,andtheidentificationsofthosewithyou.Onceverified,Icanpass

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youthroughtothenursingstation.Theheadnurse,JanisVick,wouldbeabletogiveyoutheinformationavailabletoher.”

“Doit.”Whileshedid,Roarke

wanderedovertoVending.Heknewthepreferences,andofferedPeabodyandMcNabfizzies,handedEveaPepsi.

Beforeshecouldcrackitopen,thewomanatthedeskshiftedback.“You’re

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verified.Straightthroughthedoubledoors.”

Theybuzzed,clicked,slowlyswungopen.

Moredecorations,brighterlights,andthesoundofrubbersolespaddingontile.Evesmelledhospital,ascentthatalwayshitthecenterofhergut.Sickness,antiseptics,heavycleaners—andametallicunderpinningshethoughtofasfear.

Shemovedtothewide

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semicircleofcounterwheresomeofthestaff—allwearingavariationofabright-coloredtunicshesupposedwasmeanttobecheerful—workedon’linksorcomps.

“JanisVick.”Awomanonacompheld

upafinger.Shehadbrutallyshortstone-grayhairwithasnakingbluestreak.Rising,shecamearoundthecounter.

“LieutenantDallas?You

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wantthestatusofNatashaQuigley.She’sstillinsurgery.”

“ThatmuchIknow.”“Icantellyoutherewere

somecomplications.HerBPdropped,andatonepointherheartstopped.Dr.Campofoundasecond,smallerbleed.TheywereabletostabilizethepatientwhileDr.Campoclosedthebleeds.Whilethepatienthasbeendowngradedtocritical,the

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headsurgicalnursereportsthepatientis,asIsaid,stabilizedatthistime.”

“Howmuchlongerwillshebeinthere?”

“Ican’ttellyouthat,butfromwhatIcangather,thesurgeryshouldbedonewithinthehour.Fromthere,thepatientwillbemonitoredinRecovery.Itcouldbetwohours,orseveralhours,beforeshe’sabletotalktoyou.”

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“Whatareherchances?You’renotheadnurseonthesurgicalfloorfornothing,”EvepushedwhenVickhesitated.“Youhaveagauge.”

“Icantellyou,thepatient’slucky.Dr.Campo,inmyopinion,isthebestneurosurgeonwehave.Withherperformingthesurgery,I’dgivethepatientstrongodds.Ifyougivemeyourcontactinformation,Icansee

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you’renotifiedwhenshe’sinRecovery.”

Thebestshe’dget,Evedetermined.Theycouldn’twaithourstomoveontherest.

“YouwanttostartonCopley,”Peabodysaidastheyrodedowntothelobbyagain.“Icandothenotification.Icanhandleit,”sheaddedwhenEveglancedather.“YoucanbeworkingonCopleywhilewe—McNab

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andme—headtoBrooklyn,takecareofthat.”

Evecrackedthesoftdrinktube,consideredit.“It’llsavetime.I’lltakethefirstpassathimwhileyounotifynextofkin.IfIdon’tcrackhim,firstpass,we’lltryforQuigleyagain,takehimontogether.Youneedtogetthemother,andhaveherpullinthesistersoyoucanworkher.Getthemtotellyouanything,Imeananything,thevicmight

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havesaidaboutZiegler,aboutCopley,Quigley.Getasenseoftheconnections.Everythingplaysnow.”

“Iknow.”“Doyouwanttranspo?”“Benice,”Peabodysaid,

thensighed.“Butthesubway’sprobablyquicker.”

“Contactmeonceyouhaveitdone,”Eveordered,andpartedways.“Idon’tlikedumpingthenotificationonher.She’llcarryitlongerthan

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Iwould.”“Idoubtthat,”Roarke

said.“Youcarrythemall.”Claimingotherwise

wouldbealie,sheadmitted,andwhybother.“I’llwastemytimesayingthisagain,butyoucouldgohome.”

“It’sneverlessthanentertaining,watchingyouinterrogateasuspect.”

“Whateverfloats.”Shepulledouther’linkashedrove,contactedMira.“Sorry

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todisturbyouathome,”shebegan,“butyousaidyouwereinterestedinobservingwhenIhadCopleyinthebox.”

AftermakingarrangementswithMirashecontactedCentraltomakecertainCopleywaswhereshewantedhim.

“InterviewB,”shesaidwhenRoarkedroveintoCentral’sgarage.“Reo’sheadingin.Heusedhisone

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contactforhislawyer.Didn’tuseittocheckonhiswife.Thelawyer’swithhim,makinglawyerlynoises.”

“Oneexpectsnoless.”Eveeyedtheelevator

withdistrust,butgoton.“ThelasttimeIwasonthis,DrunkSantaletlooseanuclearfartwhileshowingmehisgrimylittledick.”

“Youleadsuchacolorfullife.”

“I’mprettysurehepuked

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rightafterIgotoff,becauseIheardtheyhadtoshutdownthiscarfortwohours.”Shesniffedcautiously.“Youcanstillsortofsmellthedetox.”

“Wecanhopethisrideproveslesseventful.”

Asitdid,shepeeledoffstraighttoheroffice.“I’mgoingtoputafiletogether—DB,thefirst-on-scene’srecordofQuigley,thesceneitself,thenine-one-one.”

“AndZiegler?”

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“Secondfile.Imayholdthatback,depending.Hedoesn’tknowhiswife’sstatus,andIcanusethat.Hislawyercan’taccessit—PatientPrivacyAct—sotheydon’tknowIhaven’tinterviewedher.”

“You’lllie.”“Fortunately,Icanliemy

assoff.”Shecheckedthetime.“He’shadagoodlongsweat,thelawyer’stoldhimtokeepitzipped,buthe

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won’t.”“He’s...excitable.”

Roarkelookedoverather.“You’llusethat.”

“Damnstraight.Hedoesn’tknowwhatthehell’sgoingonregardingQuigley.He’llhaveastorythough,andhe’llwanttotellit.”

“Andlawyerornot,you’llmakesurehedoes.”

“That’stheplan.”Shepickedupthefiles.“IfyougetboredinObservation,I’ll

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findyou.Ifyouwanttogohome,justgo.”

Heputhishandsonhershoulders,kissedher.“I’llbehere.”

Armedwithherfiles,shewalkedtoInterviewB,andwentin.

“Dallas,LieutenantEve,enteringInterviewwithCopley,JohnJake,regardingcasefilesH-28901andH-28902.Mr.Copleyhasexercisedhisrighttolegal

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representation.”“EdieMcAllisterwith

Silbert,Crosby,andMcAllister,representingMr.Copley.”

“Sonoted.”“AsMr.Copley’slegal

counselIdemandhisimmediaterelease.”Sheclippedthewordsout,allconfident,outragedlawyer.“He’sbeenheldherefornearlythreehours.He’sbeenpreventedfrom

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accompanyinghisinjuredwifetothehospital.He’sbeenpreventedfromcontactingthehospitaltolearnhiswife’scondition.Thisextremehardshipis—”

“YouareawareevidencestronglyindicatesMr.Copleyisresponsibleforhiswife’sinjuries?”

“That’salie!”Copleybangedhisfistonthetable,rattlingthechainsthatsecuredhim.

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“JJ.”Thelawyer,aswirly-hairedblondeinpotentred,laidahandonhis.“Youhavenotangibleevidence,and,infact,haveMr.Copley’sownaccountthathefoundhiswifeunconscious.Westronglybelieve,andevidencewillshow,thatCatianaDuboisassaultedMs.Quigley,waskilledduringthestruggle.”

“Ifyou’rethinkingofthatasyouropeningstatementat

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thetrial,it’snotgoingtogetyoufar.CatianaDuboiscametoyourresidence—yourownsecuritydiscclearlyshowsthis,andshowsshewasupsetatthistime.Youletherin,youargued.You’vegotanimpressivetemper,Copley,whichIcantestifytopersonally.Youpushedher.Shefell,strikingherheadontheedgeofthemarblehearthinyourlivingarea.”

“Inevertouchedher.I

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barelyknowher.Ineversawher.”

“Youdidn’tseethis?”EvetookthecrimescenephotoofCatianafromthefile,tosseditonthetable.“Inyourlivingarea?”

Heglanceddownatthefilephoto,quicklyawayagain.“ImeantIdidn’tseeherbefore.Ididn’tletherin.Iwasupstairs.Natashamusthaveletherin.”

“And,accordingtoyour

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fairytale,Catianasubsequentlyattackedyourwife.Why?”

“HowthehelldoIknow?”

“Mr.Copleyisunawareofanyfrictionbetweenhiswifeandthedeceased.”McAllisterspokefirmly,workingtofocusEve’sattentiononherandawayfromherclient.“However,inhercapacityassocialsecretaryforMs.Quigley’s

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sister,thedeceasedofteninsertedherselfinpersonalaffairs.”

“Howdidshedothat?”Ignoringthelawyer,EvespoketoCopleydirectly.“Ithoughtyoubarelyknewher?Whichisit,Copley?Youbarelyknewherorshestuckhernoseinyourbusiness?”

“Ididn’tpayanyattentiontoher.ShedealtwithTella’ssocialstuff,withwomen’sbusiness.”

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“Define‘women’sbusiness.’”

“Parties,shopping,lunches.”Heshruggeditoff.“Gardenclubsandwhateverwomendo.”

EvesmiledtoothilyatMcAllister.“Isthatyourbusiness?Partiesandlunches?Isthathowyougotyournameontheletterhead?Goingtogardenclubs?”

“Obviously,myclientmeansthevictimhandledhis

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sister-in-law’ssocialcalendar.”

“Ithinkwebothknowwhathemeant,andthathe’samisogynisticasshole,butwe’llletthatslidefornow.Wereyouawareofanytensionbetweenyourwifeandthedeceased?”

“No.Idon’tgetintothatsortofthing.ButsheattackedTash.It’sobvious.”

“Contrarily,it’simpossible.”Evetookout

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anotherphoto.“Asyousee,therearetenfeet,fourinchesbetweenthedeceased’sbodyandMs.Quigley’s.JusthowdidCatianaDuBoismanagetobashyourwifeovertheheadwiththisleadcrystalvasewhileshewasdead,tenfeet,fourinchesaway?”

“Don’tbestupid,”Copleysnappedevenashislawyerorderedhimtostayquiet.“ThatbitchattackedTash,Tashfoughtback.Thebitch

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fell,hitherhead.Clearself-defense.ThenTashtriedtogetout,gettome,andonlymadeitthatfar.”

“Let’shavesomefunwiththat.You’realreadyseeingit,”shesaidconversationallytoMcAllister.“Catianaattacksyourwife,smacksherupsidetheheadwiththisvase—thevasethat’shere,crackedandbloodyonthefloorrightbesideyourwife’s

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unconsciousbody.Then,somehow,withafracturedskull,withabrainbleed,yourwifemanagestostrugglewiththedeceased,driveheracrosstheroom,wheresheconvenientlyfallsandkillsherselfonthehearth.Then,inthismiracleofphysicaldetermination,yourwifegetsbackacrosstheroom,neatlyhitsthemarkwhereshewasattacked,anddrops.”

“She’sastrongwoman.”

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“Herneurosurgeonagreeswithyou.Shealsosaysyourcreativescenarioisimpossible.Ourreconstructionwillbackthatup.”

Eyesonhim,Eveleanedback,kepthervoice,herbodylanguagealmostcasual.

“YouarguedwithCatiana,youshovedher—likeyoushovedyourgolfbuddy,VanSedgwick,atyourcountryclub.”

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“That’sridiculous.That’salie.Heslipped.Inever—”

“Onlyyoudon’thaveahandywatertrapinyourlivingarea,sothisshoveresultedinCatianaDubois’sfall,inherdeath.”

Eveangledforward,justalittle,hardenedhertone,justalittle.“Wheredidyougoafter?Didyoupanic,runoff,tryingtofigureouthowtocoveritup?Anaccident,ithadtolooklikeanaccident.”

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Shebuilttheedge—harder,stronger—tappingherfingersfaster,faster,onthecrimescenephoto.

“Butwhenyoucamebackintheroom,Natashahadcomein,hadseen.She’sintheway,damnit!Youhadtogetheroutoftheway.Toshutherup,justshutherup,soyoupickedupthevase,chargedather.”

“Iwasupstairs!”Heshovedup,shookthetable.“I

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heardTashscream,andIrandowntohelpher.She’smywife,youignorantcunt.”

“JJ,stop!Sitdown,andstop.Myclienthasnothingmoretosayatthistime.”

“Fine,let’shearwhatNatashaQuigleyhastosay.”

Evesettheminirecorderwithitscopyofthenine-one-onecallonthetable,orderedon.

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She’sdead!Ithinkshe’sdead!OhmyGod,Cate.It’s...Wait,please.OhGod.ThisisNatashaQuigleyat18Vandam.Ineedtoreporta—JJ!Oh,JJ,somethingterriblehappened.JJ!Whatareyoudoing?JJ,stop,stop!Don’t!

Copleystaredatthe

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recorder,mouthagape.“Youweretooenragedto

hearher.”Evetappedtherecorder.“Toocaughtuptothink.Itwasact.Actnow.”

“That’safake.It’safake!ShewasonthefloorwhenIranin.She...theremusthavebeensomeoneelsethere.Someoneelsemusthavebeenthere.Maybehelookedlikeme.Shewasupset.She...shewasn’ttalkingtome.Shewas...

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callingformesoI’dcomehelpher.”

“Maybeyouneedtohearitagain.”Evereplayed,lettingitrununderCopley’sincreasinglyhystericalrants.

“You’redoingthis.It’syou,it’syou!Youhaveitinforme.Iknewittheminuteyoucameintothatmeeting.You’retryingtoframeme.Someoneelsewasthere.Iwasupstairs.”

“JJ,we’redone,”

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McAllistersaid,allbutphysicallyholdinghimdowninthechair.“Notanotherword.Doyouhearme?”

“Maybeitwasmorethanrage,morethanpanic.Maybeyousawyourchance.Killher,killthemboth,makeitseemliketheyfought.ItclearsthepathforyouandFelicity.”

“Ididn’t...Howdoyouknow?...Itwasyou!You’rethereasonFelicitymoved

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out,you’rethereasonshewon’tanswerher’link.Youbitch!Icouldkillyou!”

“Nohandybluntobject.”LikeCopley,Evesurgedtoherfeet.Sheleanedin,leanedhard.“Zieglerknew,blackmailedyou,andit’sneverenough.Itwouldneverstop.Youmadeitstop.Taughtthatungratefulbastardalesson.Catianaknew,wouldn’tlistentoreason.Youlostyourtemper,shoved

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her.Thenit’sNatasha.It’stimetofinishit.Justfinishit.Soyoufracturedherskull.Youthoughtyou’dfinishedit,wouldhavefinishedit,butthecop’satthedoorsofast,toofast.”

Shekeptgoing,raisinghervoiceoverhisrants,hislawyer’sshouts.“Girlcopatyourdoor,stupidcunt,whatthehelldoessheknow?Butshegetsinyourway,shewon’tdowhatyoutellherto

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do.Youhavetomakeyourbestpitch,it’showyoumakeyourliving.Butitwon’twork,Copley.It’sallrighthere.”

Sheslappedherhandonthefile.“It’sallrighthere.Ziegler.”Shedugoutthecrimescenephoto.“Catiana.”Slappedhersbesideit.“Natasha.”Addedthelast.“ButyouleftNatashabreathing.Andshe’sgoingtoburyyou.”

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Hisfaceglowedred.Hiseyesliterallybulged.Evehalfexpectedhimtojustexplode,spewingflesh,brains,andfuryallovertheroom.

Instead,hecollapsed,wheezing,withsweatslickingthosebrightredcheeks.

“Getamedic!”McAllisterordered,andleapedtokneelbesidehim.

Eveglancedtowardthetwo-wayglass,turnedtothedoor,wrencheditopen.In

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secondsMirarushedin.“I’madoctor.Lieutenant,

somewater?”“Shit.Mira,Dr.Charlotte,

enteringInterviewtotreatsuspect.Dallas,exitingInterviewfor—”

Shebrokeoff,tookthebottleofwaterRoarkeofferedfromthedoorway.

“Correction,DallasremaininginInterview.”

Shecrackedthewateropen,offeredittoMira.

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“Slowyourbreathing,Mr.Copley.Lookatmenow,you’rehavingananxietyattack.Slowyourbreathing.Sipsomeofthis.”

“Can’tbreathe.”Hewheezed,staringoutwitheyesthesizeofmoons.“Can’t.”

“Slowly.Youneedtotakeslowbreaths.Lieutenant,sendforamedic.”

“Alreadydone,”RoarketoldEvewhenshereached

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forhercomm.“We’regoingtogetyou

someoxygen,Mr.Copley.Thatwillhelp.We’regoingtohelpyou,andtakeyoutotheInfirmary.”

“Hisheart,”McAllisterbegan.

“We’llrunallnecessarytests,butthisisasevereanxietyattack.”

“Dying.Chest...”“You’renotdying,”Mira

saidcalmly.“Lookatme.Mr.

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Copley,lookatme.I’mDr.Mira.Iwantyoutolookatme,hearmyvoice.”Shesignaledforthemedkitwhenthemedicranin.“GethisBP,”shemurmuredasshetookouttheoxygenmask,activatedit.“I’mgoingtoputthisoveryournoseandmouth.Lookatme,JJ.IwantyoutotakeslowbreathsonceIdo.Slowly.”

“Two-tenoverone-ten,Doc.Benzodiazepineinthe

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kit.”“Let’swaitaminute.JJ,I

knowyourchesthurts,it’sdifficulttogetabreath.Itwillpass.Takethosebreaths,slow.That’sgood,verygood.You’regoingtofeelsomereliefinamoment.Breathein.Let’stransporthimdowntotheInfirmary.”

“Willdo.BPone-ninetyoverninety.It’slevelingdown.”

“Noonetalkstohim

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outsideofmypresence.”“Getagrip,McAllister,”

Eveadvised.“Youbadgeredhimintoa

heartattack!Don’ttellmetogetagrip.”

“Ms.McAllister,isit?”Inthatsamecalmtone,Mirashutthelawyerdown.“Yourclienthasn’thadacardiacincidentbutananxietyattack,whichispassing.Wewill,ofcourse,examine,test,andtreathim.”

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“Iwanthimtakentothehospitalimmediately,andexaminedbyhisownphysician.”

“Notgoingtohappen,”Evecountered,“unlessDr.Miradeemsitnecessary.Outhere,”sheorderedwhenMcAllisterstartedtoprotest.

Shesteppedout,movedseveralfeetawayfromtheroom.“Look,youandIbothknowtherecordwillshowheworkedhimselfupintoarage

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thatturnedintoapanicattack.Frickingapoplectic.Medicalassistancewasspeedy,andmedicaltreatmentwillcontinue.Buthegetsitinmyhouse.”

“I’llgetacourtorderforhistransfertoanoutsidemedicalfacility.”

“Tryit,goahead.TherecordandMira’srepwillhold.I’mtakinghimdownfortwomurdersandanattempted.I’vegothimcold,

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andhisownwife’saddingtheice.Hehadafuckingpanicattack.She’sbeenonthetablegettingherbrainputbacktogetherforthelastfewhours,sodon’ttrytotwistit.”

“Youwillnotspeaktohimagainwithoutmedicalclearance.”

Eveshrugged.“I’llwait.”Eveangledherhead.“Theothertwopartnersaremen,right?”

“Idon’tseehowthat’s

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relevant.”“Andoutoftownforthe

holidays,unavailabletonightinanycase.Otherwise,hewouldn’thaveyouashislegalreponthis.Hedoesn’trespectyou.YouandIbothknowit.He’lluseyou,untiloneofthemaletypesgetshere,butyou’reaplaceholdertohim.”

“You’reinsulting.”“Me?”Evewatched

anothermedicalhustlea

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gurneytowardInterviewB.“You’vegotastrangewayofdefininginsulting.”

Evewaiteduntilthey’dwheeledhimout,withMcAllisterstridingalongsidethegurneylikeaguarddog.

MirasteppedtoEve.“I’llgo,overseethetests,butI’mconfidenthesufferedapanicattack.HisBPisinthesaferangenow,andhe’sbreathingnormally.”

“Sorrytomessupyour

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evening.”“Notatall.It’spartofthe

job,isn’tit?Youwon’tbeabletocontinuetheinterviewtonight.Icouldn’tapproveit,medically,andhislawyerwillcertainlydowhatshecantoblockitinanycase.”

“Figured.”“Itwasreal.Thepanic

attack.Andthat’ssomethingtoconsider.Hisreactiontotheextremestresswasbothphysicalandemotional.

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Ziegler’skillerdidn’tpanic.”“Killingdoesn’tupset

himasmuchasbeingpinnedforitdoes.”Butitleftalittleholeshe’dneedtofillin.“Hewastrappedinthere,withme.Withtheevidence.Withthetruth.Hecouldn’thandleit.”

“It’scertainlypossible.I’llreviewhismedicalhistorytodetermineifhe’sexperiencedtheseattacksbeforeorbeentreatedforthem.”Miraletoutabreath

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ofherown.“He’sanuglylittleman,isn’the?Still,I’lltreathimtothebestofmycapabilities,andunlessthetestsprovemewrong,he’llbeclearforyoutointerviewtomorrow.I’llsendyouareport.”

“Thanks.”EvestoodwhereshewasamomentasMirawalkedtowardtheglide.“Fuck.Iwantcoffee.”

“Icoulddowithsomemyself,”Roarketoldher,

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wentwithhertoheroffice.“Ihadhim.Iwould’ve

hadhim.”Shefistedherhand.“Hewasn’tlisteningtothelawyer—thegirllawyer.Trippinghimselfupwiththisstory,thenanother.Somebodyelseintherewholookedlikehim?Imean,Jesus.”

Shedroppeddownatherdesk,drankcoffee,scowled.“Panicattack.Hiseyesactuallybulgedoutofhis

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head.Morelikeatempertantrum,allrespecttoMira.Hewantedtogoatme.Ifhe’dhadaweapon,he’dhaveusedit.”Shepushedup,pacedthesmalloffice,whileRoarkesatwithhiscoffeeinhermiserablevisitor’schair.

“Hecouldn’tgetthatrelease,sohehadtheattack.Maybe,maybe.Hecouldn’treleasetherageinanyway,sohisbodywentwhack.Ishould’veaskedMiraabout

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that,forthemedical/psychtermsforthat.”

“IcanonlyagreewithMira.He’sanuglylittleman.”

“Howdouglylittlemengetlaidthewayheapparentlydid?”Evewondered.“I’mgoingtocontactFelicity,whoapparentlyhadthegoodsensetobreakitoff.AndIwanttotalktotheSchuberts.AndcheckinwithMorris.”

“Nopointinreminding

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meIcangohome.Ihaveanexcellentmemory.I’mwithyou,forthefunandfascination.”

“Yourchoice.I’mgoingtocallPeabodyoffthen.Noneedforhertocomein.We’llhitCopleytogethertomorrow.Maybehersoft-pedalwillkeephimfromgoingpurpleandfloppingonthefloorlikeafish.”

Shepulledouther’link.Itsignaledinherhand.

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“Dallas.”“NurseVick,Lieutenant.

Dr.CampoauthorizedmetotellyouMs.Quigleyisoutofsurgery.Herconditionhasbeenupgradedtoserious,butstable.Thepatientrequiresrestandquietforthenextseveralhours.Ifyoucheckinthemorning,aftereight,Dr.Campowillbeavailable,andcanletyouknowifMs.Quigleyisuptospeakingwithyou.”

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“Fairenough.Thanksforlettingmeknow.I’llbetheretomorrow.”

Eveclickedoff.“There’sgoodnews.IfIcangetherstatement,IcanwrapCopleyupinit.Well.”Shedrainedhercoffee.“Let’sgoruintheSchuberts’holidays.WhateverthatassholeCopleythinks,DuboiswasmoretothemthantheonewhohandledMartella’swomanbusiness.”

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“You’ddobetter,aswouldI,withsomethingmorethanpopcorninthesystem.”

“Maybe.”Shefellintostepwithhim.“Wecouldgrabasliceafterthemorgue.”

Hetookherhand.“SeewhatImeantaboutfunandfascination?Howmanypeoplecouldsayjustthat?”

“Allthemanypeoplewhoarecops.”

Helaughedalittle.She

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hadhimthere.

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AgigglingMartellaopenedthedoorbefore

Evebuzzed.BothsheandLanceSchubertworecoatsandscarves,andbothhadsparklesintheireyes.

Everecognizedthesparkle.Whileobviouslyontheirwayoutthedoor,thecouplehadenjoyedalittlepredeparturesex.

“Oh,Lieutenant,youjustcaughtus.”Martellaslippedherhandintoherhusband’s.

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“We’reridiculouslylate.”“I’msorry.Weneedto

speakwithyou.”“Canitwaituntil

tomorrow?”Schubertasked.“Weshouldhaveleftnearlyanhourago.”

Martelladidn’tquitemanagetostifleafreshgiggleasshesentherhusbandanothersparklinglook.“Sorude.”

“I’mafraiditcan’twait.Itwouldbebestifwegoinside,

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sitdown.”“Oh,well.Anotherfew

minutescan’tmatterthatmuch.”Asshesteppedbacktoletthemin,Martella’sgazeshiftedfromEvetoRoarke.“It’sRoarke,isn’tit?It’snicetomeetyou.MartellaSchubert.”Sheofferedahand.“Myhusband,Lance.”

“Isupposethisissomesortofofficialbusiness.Wecan’tofferyouadrink?”Lanceledthewayintothe

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livingarea,whereheturnedupthelights.

“No,butthankyou.”RoarkewaitedasEvedid

whileMartellaslippedoutofasilveryfurcoat,tosseditaside.Beneathsheworeahotbluecocktaildresswithice-whitediamonds.Schubertdidn’tbothertoremovehiscoat,butsatwithhiswife.

“IfthisisaboutZiegler,”hebegan,“Idon’tknowwhatelsewecantellyou.Iwon’t

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sayI’msorryhe’sdead.”“Lance!”“There’snopointin

pretense,Tella.AsfarasI’mconcerned,hegotwhathedeserved.You’vegotajobtodo,”hesaidtoEve.“Butwehaveourlivestolive.”

“We’renothereaboutTreyZiegler,notdirectly.Ihavedifficultnews.”Themostdifficult,andbestdonequickly.“IregrettoinformyouthatCatianaDuboiswas

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killedearlierthisevening.I’mverysorryforyourloss.”

“What?No.”Martellagrabbedherhusband’shand.“That’saterriblethingtosay.Cate’sonadate,withSteven.”

“Shewaskilled,andyoursisterinjuredtonightattheVandamresidence.JohnJakeCopleyisincustody,chargedwithhermurderandtheattackonyoursister.”

“Tashishurt?No,no.”

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Colorhigh,breathquick,Martellapushedtoherfeet.“You’vegotsomethinghorriblymixedup.IspokewithTashthisafternoon.”

“Tella.”Schubertrose,putanarmaroundher,buthiseyesstayedonEve’s.“Whathappened?”

“Butshe’swrong.”“Tella,”Schubertsaid

again,gently,ashedrewhiswifebackdowntothesofa.“Whathappened?Please.”

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“Ms.DuboiswenttotheQuigley-Copleyresidence.WebelievesubsequentlyaconfrontationbetweenherandCopleyensued.Duringwhichshefell,struckherheadonthemarblehearth,andwaskilled.”

“No.No.No.”“CouldIgetyousome

water,Mrs.Schubert?”Schubertlookedat

Roarke.“We’vegiventhestafftheeveningoff.Ifyou

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wouldn’tmind—thekitchen...”

“I’llfindit.Iamsorry,”hesaidtoMartella.

“JJwouldn’thurtCate,”Martellainsisted,buttearsstreameddownherface.“Whywouldhedothat?AndTash—she’shurt?Whereisshe?Ineedtogotoher.”

“Shewastakentothehospital,isundermedicalcare.I’llgiveyouthedetails,but,atthemoment,she’s

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sedated.”“Please,Ihavetogoto

her.Sheneedsme.”“Whenwe’redonehere,

I’llarrangeyourtransportation.I’vespokentothemedicalspersonally.She’sstable.”

“JJwouldn’thurther.He’dnever—Lance,tellher.”

“Idon’tunderstandit.IplayedgolfwithJJtoday.Wegotbackaroundsix.Hehad

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anexceptionalround,wasn’tupset,wasn’tangry.Whydoyouthinkhedidthis?Itdoesn’tmakesense.”

“Ms.Quigleycallednine-one-one.Ontherecordshecanbeheardshoutingyourbrother-in-law’sname,pleadingwithhimtostop,beforethe’linkwasdroppedanddamaged.Anofficerarrivedonscenewithinminutes.Copleywasaloneinthehouse.”

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“Someonebrokein—”“There’snosignofbreak-

in,”EveinterruptedSchubertasRoarkecamebackwithatall,clearglassofwater.“ThesecuritycamshowsMs.Dubois’sarrival.Thetimestampofherentranceintotheresidenceisapproximatelytenminutesbeforehertimeofdeath.”

“Shecan’tbedead.Oh,Lance,notCate.NotourCate.”

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“Itstilldoesn’tmakesense.JJandCaterarelyinteracted.Whywouldanyonethinkhe...”Schubertstiffened.“Ziegler.ItallgoesbacktoZiegler.”

“Iknowthisishard,buttherearequestionsIhavetoask.”

“Isitmyfault?IsthismyfaultbecauseIlethimcomehere?Ihadsexwithhim.”

“Youdidn’thavesexwithhim,Mrs.Schubert,”Eve

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corrected.“Zieglerdruggedyouandherapedyou.That’snotsex.AndthepersonwhokilledCatianaandattackedyoursisterisatfault.Nooneelse.DidyouknowCatianaintendedtogotoyoursister’shomethisevening?”

“No.No.Ithoughtshewasgoinghometogetreadyforherdate.Idon’tknowwhyshewentthere.”

“YousaidsheandCopleyrarelyinteracted.Wasthere

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friction?”“Notfriction.”Schubert

rosetoshrugoutofhiscoat,laiditoverhiswife’s.“JJcanbeadickwithwomen,especiallythoseheviewsassubordinates,butthatsortofthingrollsoffofCatiana’sback.Iapologizedtohermorethanonce,butshe’djustlaughitoff.”

“Apologizedforwhat?”“Oh,he’dtellhertoget

himadrink,asifshewere

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waitstaff.Itwasn’tsomuchwhathesaid,butthetone.Mastertoservant.I’vespokentohimaboutitanumberoftimes,andhefeignsignorance.SinceCatecouldlaughitoff,Iletitgoratherthanstirupfamilyconflict.”

“Shedidn’tlikehim.Sheneveractuallysaidso,”Martellasaidthickly.“Sheneverwould,butshedidn’t.She’sfamily,too,Lance.”

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“Iknow,Tella.Iknow.”“Youdon’tlikehim,

either,”Eveobserved.“Eitherofyou.”

“He’sfamily,”Schubertsaidsimplyashiswifeweptquietlyonhisshoulder.“Youdon’tgettochoose.TellaandTashareclose.He’sTash’shusband.Imightconsiderhimabitofadick,asIsaid,butIcan’tconceiveofhimdoinganyofthis.YouthinkhekilledZiegler,too.”

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Ratherthananswer,Evechangedtacks.“YouandCatianamusthavetalkedaboutZiegler.Whathe’ddone,hismurder.Andnowthatit’scomeoutyoursisterandhehadanintimatearrangement,youmusthavetalkedaboutthat.”

“Weweresurprised,allofus,”Schubertconfirmed.“Butthen...he’shertype.”

“Oh,Lance.”“I’msorry,sweetheart,

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butgood-lookingusersseemtobeTash’stype.”

“Didthethreeofyoutalkaboutthatsituationtoday?”

“Actually,Ididn’treallytalktoCatetoday,justinpassingasshewasgettingreadytogoasIgotbackfromFlorida.”

“Wedid.CateandIdid.”Strugglingwithtears,Martellaburrowedclosertoherhusband.“IwasalittleangrythatTashhadn’ttold

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me,evenwhensheknewhowhorribleIfeltwhenIthoughtI’dcheatedonLance.ItoldCate,andshecalmedmedown.Shedoesthat.Shedid...OhGod.”

“I’mgoingtogetyousomebrandy.”Schubertkissedhertemplebeforeherose.

“YouandCatianatalkedaboutthesituation,”Eveprompted.

“Wedid.Itwasallso...

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sosordid,really.Whathappenedtome.CateandLance,they’vebothbeensosupportive.AndTash,too.SoIwasupsetwhenTashfinallytoldmeshe’dhadanaffairwithTrey,andthatJJwashavingonewithsomestripper.Icanunderstand,really,Ican,howTashwouldturntoTrey.Akindofrevenge,Iguess.”

“SoCatianaknewthedetails.”

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“Itoldher.Shewaslikemysister,too.She’sfamily.Herpoormom.Oh,Lance,hermother.”

“We’llbethereforher.”HehandedMartellaasnifter,swirledhisown.“CatianawouldneverinsertherselfinTash’smaritalbusiness.Never.”

“WassheinvitedtothepartyattheQuigley-CopleyresidencethenightZieglerwaskilled?”

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“Yes.Well,more,really.Tashaskedhertohelpoutwiththeprep.Cate’sawhizwithpartypreparations.Soshewasoverthereagoodpartoftheday.Family,”sherepeated.“TashandCateweregoodfriends,wereclose.ShemusthavegonetheretonighttotalktoTashaboutsomething.Idon’tknow.Ican’timaginetherest.Ijustcan’t.Itdoesn’tseemreal.”

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“Youknewaboutyoursister-in-law’srelationshipwithZiegler,”shesaidtoSchubert.

“Ijustfoundout.”“AndCopley?Toyour

knowledgewhendidhelearnaboutit?”

“Idon’tknow.Idon’tknowifheknewornot.Hecertainlydidn’ttellme,orshowanysignsofit.Butthen,Ididn’tknowhewashavinganaffairhimself.It’s

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notthewaywelive,TellaandI.Wedon’tlivethatway.”

“Mysister.Please,Ineedtoseemysister.”

“Givemeaminute.”Rising,Evepulledouthercomm,steppedoutoftheroom.

“Doyou...doyouknowwhereCatianais?”MartellaaskedRoarke.“Canweseeher?Canwedosomething?Anything?”

“Iknowthepersonwho’s

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lookingoutforhernow.He’skind.LieutenantDallasislookingoutforhernowaswell.It’saterriblethingthat’shappened.Whenterriblethingshappentothosewelove,wecouldn’taskforanyonemorecapableanddeterminedthanLieutenantDallas.”

“HowcouldhedothistoCate,toTash?Ididn’tevenask.I’msoturnedaround,turnedinsideout.Whatdid

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hedotoTash?Didhehither?”

“Hashehitherbefore?”Roarkeasked.

“No!Ofcoursenot.I...”Amixtureofhorrorandgriefflashedintohereyes.“Idon’tknowanymore.AnhouragoI’dhavesaidabsolutelynot.I’dneverhavebelieveditofhim,eventhoughhehadatemper.AndI’dhaveswornshe’dhavetoldmeifheeverhad.NowIdon’tknow.I

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don’tknowanything.Idon’tknowwhathappenedtomyfamily.”

Evecamebackin.“I’vearrangedforofficerstotakeyoutothehospital,escortyoutoyoursister’sroom.It’sthequickestway.”

“Thankyou.I...Iwanttochange.Idon’twanttogotoTashdressedforaparty.Itfeelswrong.IwanttogoseeCate’smotherassoonasIcan.AmIallowedtodo

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that?”“Ofcourse.”“AndSteven.Steven

Dorchester,themanshe’sbeenseeing.Doesheknowwhathappened?”

“Icanhavethattakencareof.”

“Theywereinlove,justthelovelybeginningofit.Shewashappy.Andshewassoworkedupabouttheirdatetonight.”

“How?Workeduphow?”

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“Oh,justinahurrytogethome,getready.Shejustseemedworkedupaboutitallofasudden.Distracted.Excuseme,please.Ineedtochange.IneedtogettoTash.”

Whenshehurriedout,EveturnedtoSchubert.“Didyounoticethisdistraction?”

“Idid,nowthatyoumentionit.IwishI’dpaidmoreattention.Isupposethat’salwaystheway.You

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alwaysthink,Oh,we’lltalkaboutthattomorrow.Andthen...Idon’twantTellatobealone.”

“We’llletourselvesout,”Roarketoldhim.

“Gottagetthisdown,”Evesaidwhentheywentbackoutside.“Needtoworkitaround,sortitout.Sordid.It’sagoodword.Alsoconvoluted.”

“Doyoustillwanttogobythemorgue?”

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“Yeah,Ineedtodothat.AndIneedtogetthisdown.”

“Dothat.I’mdriving.”Helefthertohernotes,

hermuttering,hershortperiodsofsilence,eyesclosed,thenmorenotesandmuttering.

“WhenIwasakid,”shesaidabruptly,“inthewholefoster/stateschoolcycle,IsometimeswishedIhadasibling.Didyouever?”

“Ihadmymates.That

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wasfamilyforme.”“Mates.Youthinkofthat

wordfirstaslovers,thattwo-personconnection.Butit’sagoodwordforfriendswhenyoumeanit.MysenseisTellaandCatianaweremates.Sheloveshersister,feelsclosetoher,butforthedeepanddown,she’dturntothemate.She’dhavetoldCatianaaboutwhathappenedwithZieglerbeforeshetoldhersister.Andhere’swhatelse.

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NeitherofthemmuchlikeCopley.They’dgolfwithhim,hangout,gotoparties,havefamilydeals,butneitherofthemwouldhaveconsideredconfidinginhim.Theywouldn’thavetrustedhimtokeepaconfidence.AnditirkedthemhetreatedCatianalikeaservant—buttheysuckeditup,mostlyforthesister’ssake.

“Andstill,”shesaidwhentheyarrivedatthemorgue.

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“Bothofthemclaim,withapparentsincerity,theycan’tconceiveofCopleyhurtinganyone.”

“Ithink,speakingofgeneralpopulationandnotcops,orme,mostcan’tconceiveofsomeonetheyknowwell,arefamilywith,killinganyone.”

“Alotofthegeneralpopulationarewrong.”

Evestrodebrisklythroughthetunnel,and

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throughthedoubledoorsofMorris’sroom.

Heworeaclearprotectivecapeoverasteelbluesuitwithsteel-graychalkstripes,abraidedtiethattwinedthetwotones.Hisdarkhairslickedintothreeslim,stackedtails.Hesatatacounterworkingatacompwhilesomesortofhymnsoaredthroughhismusicsystemlikeangelwings.

“Sorrytopullyouin.”

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“Don’tbe.Thenightsarelong;workshortensthem.Andhernights?”Herose,walkedtowhereCatianalayonaslab.“Areover.FillinginforPeabody?”heaskedRoarkewithafaintsmile.

“Iam.”“Ispokewithourfavorite

detectiveshortlyago.Catiana’sfamilyiscominginsoon.Theydon’twanttowaittoseeheruntiltomorrow.I’veenoughtimetosoftenthe

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worst.”Heindicatedtheheadgash.“Shehasnootherinjuriestospeakof.Thefallbrokehernose,andasyoucansee,there’ssomeminorlacerations,contusionsonherknees,forearms.Theywouldhavebeenincurredinthefall.”

“Shewentdownhard.”“Thedepthofthewound

wouldindicateconsiderableforce.Thesecondarywoundsonherlimbs?Shedidn’thave

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timetobraceforthefall,totrytocatchherself.Shefellface-first,strikingasolidedge.”

“Marblehearth.”“Yes.”“Trippedorshoved?”“Hmm.Itcanbeboth.A

slip’sunlikely,asunlessshe’dbeenimpairedinsomeway—andIfoundnoillegalsoralcoholintheblood—sheshouldhaveattemptedtocatchherself.Herpalms

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wouldshowsomeimpact.Againthedepthandwidthofthegashindicateforce.I’dspeculateshewasshovedfrombehind,lostherfooting—”

“Shewaswearingthosehigh,skinnyheels.”

“Hardertoregainbalanceasheels,byconstruction,leanthebodyforward.Shewentdownhardandfast,andhadtheverybadlucktohaveamarbleledgeinthewayof

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thefall.Youwon’tgetMurderOneonher.IfoundnosignofoffensiveordefensivewoundsotherthanwhatI’vetoldyou.”

“No,Iknowit.MurderTwo’senough.Still.Areyousureaboutherbeingshovedfrombehind?”

“Highestprobabilitygiventheangleofthewound,thelackofotherinjuriestothebody.”

“Sheturnedherbackon

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him.Maybewalkingaway,exceptthefireplaceisontheothersideoftheroomfromthedoorwaytothefoyer.Butsheturnedherback.”

“Pacing.”EveglancedatRoarke.

“What?”“Pacing.Youdothat

whenyou’rethinkingorupset.Strideaway,backandaway.”

“Huh.Yeah.Shewasupset,hadgonetherewithout

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tellingherboss—andfriend.Distracted.Gotadatewiththeguyshe’sinlovewith,butupsetanddistractedenoughtostopofftherefirst.Talking,pacing,andtellinghim—speculatively—somethingshe’sfiguredoutorknowsthatcouldimplicatehimwithZiegler.That’swhatplaysforme.And,likewithZiegler,hegoeswiththeragingimpulseofthemoment.Inthiscase,hepushesher.Shefallshard

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andfast,andshe’sdead.Bloodcomingfast,too.Headwound,youalwaysgetplentyofblood.”

Evepacednow,andtheactofitmadeRoarkesmile.“Helefttheroom,hadtoleavetheroomorthewifewouldneverhavegottensofaronthenine-one-onecall.Doeshehearher?Maybeshescreamed.Peopledowhentheywalkinonbloodandabody.Soherushesbackin,

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seesher.Andthatrageisstillpumping,sohegoesafterher.It’swhatplays.”

“Andfairlytidily,”Morriscommented.

“Yeah,it’sthefairlyIhavetoeliminate.”

“It’sgoingtobedifficultforherfamily—theholidays.Difficultenough,”Morriscontinued,“togetthroughholidaysafteraloss,butwhenthelossissocloselyconnectedtothem,harder

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still.”Hesitating,Eveslipped

herhandsintoherpockets.“Iftheyhaveanyquestions,youcantellthemtocontactme.”

“Iwill,butIshouldbeabletoanswermost.”

“Okay,well.Listen,ifyoudon’thaveanyplansforChristmas,youcouldhangwithus.”

Morrislookedather.Hiseyesdarkenedamoment—a

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warofemotions.Thenhecrossedtoher.“Youwon’tmind,”hesaidtoRoarke,andlayinghishandsonEve’sshoulders,kissedhercheeks,onethentheother.“Youdon’tneedtoworryaboutme.”

“It’snotthat.It’sjust...we’reprettyloosethatday.Depending.Right?”shesaid,appealingtoRoarke.

“Weare.Andno,”hesaidtoMorris.“Idon’tmindat

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all.”“I’mspendingtheday

withmyparents,andsomeotherfamily.Iplantoleavetomorrow,earlyafternoon,ifpossible.”

“Good.That’sgood.”Eveleftherhandsinherpockets,notsurewhatelsetodowiththem.“Haveagoodone,Morris.”

“Andyou.Bothofyou.”HelookedbackatCatiana.“Andwe’llalldoourbestby

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her.”Sheworkedonthedrive

home.She’dforgottenaboutdinner,Roarkethought,buthe’dseeshegotfood—evenifitwasthatsliceofpizza—oncetheywerehome.

Hefoundhewantedhome—symbolandsanctuary.Somuchlossinonenight,somuchrageandgrief.Andall,fromwhathecouldsee,generatedfromoneman.TreyZiegler’sgreedhad

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spreadripplesofbetrayal,fear,blood,andmurder.

Losttrust,lostlove,lostjoy,lostlife.

Sohewantedhome,eventhoughthoselosseswouldfollowthem.

“Mirareportssevereanxietyattackasbelieved.Nootherissues,andnoreasonCopleycan’tbeinterviewedtomorrow.”Shefrownedastheywoundupthedrive.“Thelawyerwilltrytoblock.

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ImayneedtopullReoin,blocktheblock.Iwanttofinishthatfuckeroff.CheckonQuigley,becauseIwanttotalktoherfirstthinginthemorning,tosswhatevershetellsmeatCopley.”

Shegotoutofthecar,lookedupattheskyforamoment.Nostars,shenoted,nomoon.Acoldrainwascoming.

“Iftheyhadn’thadsex,they’dhavebeengonewhen

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wegotthere,hadanotherfewhourswithoutknowingthey’dlostsomeonetheyloved.TheSchuberts.”

“I’maware.Thegriefwouldstillcome,Eve,inevitably.Andthefactthey’dbeentogethershowsthey’renotlettingwhathappenedwithZieglerdividethem,martheirrelationship.They’llgetthroughthiseasierbecausethey’retogether.”

“She’sdisappointedinher

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sister,”Eveaddedastheywentinside,startedup.“Shewon’tletitgetintheway,ornotforlong,butshe’sdisappointednotjustbecauseQuigleydidn’ttellhershe’dpaidZieglerforsex,butbecauseQuigleycheatedonCopley.Shedoesn’thavemuchrespectforCopleyunderitall,butmysenseisshehasalotformarriage—forthepromisesmade.”

“AndQuigleydoesn’t.”

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“Thesecondtime—weknowof—she’scheated.Shedoesn’tdeservetogetherheadbashedinoverit,butshedoesn’tearnalotofrespect,either.”

Inheroffice,stillwearinghercoat,shewalkedaroundherboard.“Ifshe’dbeenstraightwithmefromthestart,maybethingswouldn’tbeasbadastheyare.MaybeIwouldn’tbemovingCatiana’sphototovictim

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status,andshewouldn’tbeinthehospital.Martellamightcometothinkthat,andifshedoes,it’sgoingtocracktheirrelationship,too.

“Fuckingsexandmoney,”shemuttered.

“Bothofwhichcanbeenormousplusesaswellasmotivesformurder.Weneedtoeat.”

“What?Oh,weweregoingtostopforaslice.Weforgot.”

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“Youmayhave,butIthoughtwe’dhaveithere,athome.”

“Evenbetter.”She’dhauledhimalloverthecity,shethought,lookingatdeath.“I’llgetit.”

“DealwithReo,setupyourblockwithourfavoriteAPA.I’lltakecareofit.”

“Roarke?Awholeshitloadofthingsarebetterbecausewe’retogether.”

“Truerwords,”hesaid,

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andwentintothekitchen.Sheate.Shecontacted

Reo,talkedtoPeabody,checkedonQuigley’sstatus—stable,stillout,sisterandbrother-in-lawbyherside—checkedonCopley.Sedated,inacage.

Afteranotherreviewofhernotes,shestreamlinedareport.Shestudiedherboard,ranprobabilities.Andtoeliminateanypossibilities,tookagoodlookatCatiana

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Dubois’sfinancials.Prettygeneroussalary,to

hermind,butprobablynotoutofline,consideringwhosheworkedfor,andtheirrelationship.Livedwithinhermeans,savedupforrainydays.

Whydidrainydaysrequiremoremoneythandryones?shewondered.Really,howmuchdidanumbrellacost?

Whenhermind

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wandered,shepulleditinagain,rubbedthebackofherachingneck.

ShehadCopley.Shehadhimcold,butitalljustnaggedather.

ZieglertoQuigley—sexformoney.ToCopley—moneyforsilence.ThentoMartella.WasthatZiegler’sshotatCopley,orjustanotherconquest?Whydothesisterofapayingclient?Hadhejustbeenthatarrogant?

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Notimpossible.He’dhitonCatiana,too

—aclosefamilyconnection.Sheshuthereyes,triedto

workthroughit.Thenextthingsheknew,

Roarkewascarryingheroutoftheoffice.

“I’mawake,I’mawake.”“Youweren’t.Giveita

rest.”“Iwasworkingstuffout.

Hehitonallthewomen—theQuigley-connectionwomen.

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WasittogiveCopleyajab?Sureyoutakemegolfingattheclub,butyoumakesureIknowI’mthehelp.Guesswhat,fucker?I’mdoingyourwife.Ididyoursister-in-law.I’ddoyoursister-in-law’sbestpal,butshe’salesbian.Exceptnot.Catiana’sconnectedtoboth.Icheckedherfinancials,butmaybe—”

“Nootheraccounts,nosecretmoneyhiddenaway.Ilooked.”

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“Youdid?”“Idid.”Hesetheronthe

bed.“Anticipatingyou.”“Oh.”Shewatchedhim,

withsleepyaffection,ashetookoffherboots.“Itdidn’tfeelrightanyway,butyou’vegottothinkaboutit.”

“Suspiciousmindsdo,whichequalyoursandmine.Now,we’rebothgoingtoturnoffthosesuspiciousmindssowecanputthemtoworkforustomorrow.”

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Shepeeledoffherclothes,didn’tbotherwithanightshirt.Thattooktoomuchenergy.

“Doyouneedasuspiciousonetomorrow?”

“Ineedoneeveryday—yoursandmine,”herepeatedandslidinbesideher.

“It’saftermidnight.”“Wellafter.”“Soit’sChristmasEve.”“Itisindeed.”“I’mgoingtowrapthis

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upbytomorrowafternoon,thenwe’llhaveours,right?”

“We’llhaveours.”Whenshestrokedhischeekhedrewherinand,knowinghowtolullher,rubbedherbacklightlyuntilshedroppedaway.

They’dhavetheirs,hethought,butforamomenthesawCatianalyinginherownblood.Others,nomatterthejustice,wouldgrieve.

Hepressedhislipsto

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Eve’shair,drewinherscent,andletitlullhimtosleepaswell.

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Inthemorning,Evegotoutearlyandstillthe

trafficwasvicious.Thecoldraincame,aspredicted,andbroughtabonusroundoficysleetthatsizzledlikefryingmeatwhenithitthepavementandslickedtheroads.

Shewatchedaguy—sheassumedmalethoughhewaswrappeduplikeanArcticexplorerinahoodedparka—makeadashforaglide-cart,slipandlandsolidlyonhis

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back,wherehewobbledlikeanupturnedturtle.

Whilethecartvendor—probablysensingasale—clompedovertohelphimup,askinnyguywearingagrimycapwithgrimierearflapsreachedintothecartandhelpedhimselftosomebagsofchipsandasoftpretzelheshovedintothepocketsofhisevengrimiertrenchcoat.

Spottingthethief,thevendorgavechase,dropping

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theArcticguysoheonceagainwobbledandflopped.

Theshortvignetteonstreetlifeentertainedherduringtheredlight.

Shewatchedpeopleslipandslide,carsfishtailastheytookaturntoofast,listenedtotheharshmusicofhornsblastingwhenothervehiclesdidn’tmovefastenoughtosuit.Overhead,overall,anadblimpblastedfranticallythroughthedullgraysky,

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announcingTHELASTCHANCE!THEFINALHOURS!sothatChristmasEveinNewYorktookontheauraoftheapocalypse.

SincetheweatherseriouslysuckedandPeabody’sapartmentwasnearlyonthewaytothehospital,Evearrangedtopickupherpartner.Fiveminutesout,shesentPeabodyatext.

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Pullingupinfive.Iwait,youwalk.

Whenshedidpullup,sheglancedupatheroldapartmentwindows—currentlyMavisandfamily’swindows—andfoundthemoutlinedwithfestivegreenandredlights.Theyshinedhappilyagainstthecold,grayrain.

Sheimaginedthemup

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there,maybedealingwithbreakfast,thekidjabbering,Mavislaughing,Leonardobeamingat“hisgirls.”

They’dcarvedoutagoodlife,shemused.Acolorfulone,byanyone’sstandards,butagood,solidlife.Who’dhavethought,onlyafewChristmasesago,eitherofthemwouldhavearealhome,andallthatwentwithit?

Evenasshethoughtit,shespottedLeonardoatone

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ofthelightedwindows—hardtomisswithhisbigframedrapedinarobeswirledwithpsychoticrainbowribbons.OnhishipBella,allsunshinecurls,bounced—and,yes,jabbered.Mavisslippedintoview,andunderLeonardo’sfreearm.

Nice,Evethought,anicelittlesceneofhomelifeinwhathadoncebeenlittlemorethanaplacetoworkandsleep.

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ThenshewatchedanothersceneasPeabodycameout.

Struttedout,Evethought.OhJesus,whathadtheydone?

Pinkcoat,pinkboots,amulticoloredcap—heavyonthepink—withafuzzypinkballontop.

Peabodygotinthecarwithawhooshofcoldairandrain.

“Itcouldsnow!They’resayingnoway,butIthink

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maybe.Wouldn’titbesweetifitsnowed?Eventhoughwe’reheadingouttonight,itwouldbesweet.”

“You’renotallowedtostrut.”

“Huh?”“Youcanwalk,”Eve

continuedasshepulledawayfromthecurb.“Youcanstrideorclomp.Youcanruninpursuit.Youcanhobbleifwounded.Incertaincircumstancesyoucanstroll.

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Butyouarenotallowedtostrut.Copsdon’tstrut.”

“Iwasstrutting?”“Youlooklikesomesort

ofpinkcandywithafuzzyballontop.Struttingpinkcandy.Thestruttingceasesimmediately.”

“Pinkcandy.”InsteadoftheinsultEveintended,Peabodyappearedpleased.“Ilovemycoat.Love,lovemypinkmagiccoat.Itmakesmefeelpretty.Sexyandstrong

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andstyling.ThereforeIstrut.”

“Well,stopitor...Crap,isthatDrunkSantacurrentlymooningpassingtraffic?”

“Wow,that’ssomeuglyasshe’sgotthere.ItisDrunkSanta.Oh,please,dowehavetostop?Thinkofthesmell.Fearit.”

“Wecan’tleavethatuglyasshangingoutonNinthAvenue.”Resigned,Evestartedtopullover,then

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spottedtwohustlingbeatcops.Pityingthem,shekeptgoing.

“It’saChristmasmiracle,”Peabodysaid,reverently.

“Whydopeopledothat?Why?Whydressuplikeanicon—whichIdon’tgetanyway.He’safatguywithabigwhitebeardinastrangeredsuitwhowantskidssittingonhislap.Kidsshouldbeafraid,butinsteadwe

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makehimanicon.Thenassholesdressuplikehimandwavetheiruglyassesattraffic.Whatdotheygetoutofit?”

“Onamorninglikethis?Acold,wetassandafewhoursinthedrunktank.”

“True,butsomehowthat’snotenough.Maybeiftheyplayedthosepoppy,jinglingChristmassongsonanendlessloopinthetankitwouldbeenough.Maybe.”

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“ThathastobeagainsttheGenevaConvention.”

“Andstill.”Afterparkinginthe

hospital’sundergroundlot,theyrodetheelevatoruptosix.Evewonderedhowmanysickgermsfloatedaroundlikeinvisiblegnats,justlookingforsomeonetolandon.

Thewomaninthesixth-floorlobbyglancedatEve,noddedinrecognition,

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buzzedherthrough.Inside,Evesnaggedthefirstnurseshefound.

“NYPSD.LieutenantDallas,DetectivePeabody.WeneedtotalktoNatashaQuigley.”

“She’sDr.Campo’s.Letmepageher,then—”

Therewasadramaticcrashfromanearbyroom,followedbywailing.

“Idon’twantthatslop!Iwanttogohome.”

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“Thefunneverends,”thenursesaidwearily.“Henry,it’sMs.Gibbonsagain.Andyougottheshortstraw.”Thenursetookahandheldoutofhertunicpocket,keyedinthepage.

“CanyougiveusQuigley’sstatus?”

“Icantellyoushehadaquietnight,andwastakendownfortestsearlythismorning.It’sbetterifyouspeaktoDr.Campo—and

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theresheis.Dr.Campo,thecopsarehereaboutSuite600.”

Eveshookhandswithashortwomanwearingawhitetunicoverblackpants.Herhairsprangoutinshort,darkcurlsaroundathin,long-jawedface.HersharpgreeneyesassessedEve,thenPeabody.

“IknewtheIcoves,”shesaidinabrisk,no-nonsensetone.“Bothofthem.”

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“Me,too.Briefly.”“Didn’tlikethem,never

did.Likethemlessnow.Thatsaid,ourMs.Quigleyisverylucky.Withoutquickmedicalinterventionshe’dbefacingamuchharderroad—ifshe’dlived.Idon’tsupposeyouwantallthemedicaljargonanymorethanIwantabunchofcoptalk.Comestoatrial,Icangiveallofthat.Now,I’lltellyoushe’slucky.Nobraindamage,andnoreasonshe

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shouldn’tmakeafullrecovery.Hermemory’salittlespotty,andshe’sexperiencingoccasionaldoublevision,butthat’snotuncommoninthesecases.I’mgoingtotellyouwhatIexpectyoualreadyknowI’mgoingtotellyou.She’sbeenthroughaphysicalandemotionalordeal,requiresrestandasmuchcalmaspossible.Youcantalktoher,butkeepitbrief.Ifshe

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becomesoverlyupset,that’sit.”

“Goodenough.”“Wordis,herhusband

whackedher.”“He’sincustody.”“Ihadoneofthoseonce

—ahusband.Insteadofwhackinghim,anditwastempting,Idivorcedhim.”

“Thesimplereasonyou’renotincustody.”

“Stillwishhewas.Okay,thisway.Weseetoomuch

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domesticbullshitinhere,”Camposaidassheledthemdownawidecorridor.“Notasmuchasyou,Iexpect,butplenty.Makesmewonderwhypeopledon’tneedtotakeapsychtestbeforetheygetamarriagelicense.”

Campo’sdemeanorchangedfromleaningtowardirascibletogentleasshewalkedinto600.

Thescentofrosesfromthehugebouquetacrossfrom

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thebednearlyoverpoweredthestickyscentofhospital.

Natashalayinthebed,theheadliftedtosupportherinanincline.Pristinewhitebandagescoveredtherightsideofherheadandwrappedaroundherforehead,butdidn’tquitecoverallthepurplingbruising.Herhairlayoverherleftshoulderinaloosebraid.Withoutenhancement,withthestrainofthelasthours,shelooked

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olderandmoredelicate.Besideher,Martellasatin

aroomysleepchair,hersister’shandinhers,eyesexhausted.

“Doctor—oh,thepolicealready.She’ssleeping.Sheneedstosleep.”Movingslowly,Martellareleasedhersister’shand,rosetowalkquietlyacrosstheroomthatmorecloselyresembledagoodhotelsuitethanahospital.“Canyoucome

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back?She’sjusthadallthesetests.She’swornout.LanceranouttogethersomeGreekyogurt,someberries.Yousaidthatwasallright?”

“Yes,that’sfine,”Campotoldher,pattedMartella’sshoulderasshemovedovertostudythenumbersonthemachines.“She’sstable.Martella,youshouldgetsomerestyourself,andsomefood.”

“Iwill.Iwill.ButIdon’t

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wanttoleaveheruntil—”“Tella.”Natasha’svoice,barely

morethanawhisper,hadMartellarushingbacktothebedside.“I’mrighthere.Don’tworry,I’mrighthere.”

“Ms.Quigley.”“Whoisthat?”Natasha

turnedherhead.Herrighteyeshowedmorebruisingandsevereswellingfromtheblow.“Oh.Yes.Iknowyou.”

“Areyouuptoanswering

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somequestions?”Eveaskedher.

“Icantry.”“Youdon’tneedtotire

yourself,Tash,”Martellabegan.

“It’sallright.Iwanttoknowwhathappened.It’sallsoconfusing.Catiana?IsCatereallydead?Itseemslikeaterribledream.”

“Whatdoyouremember?”

“Iwasupstairs.Iwas

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upset,stillalittleupsetfromwhenyou’dbeentherebefore.JJwashome.Yes,that’sright,he’dcomehome.He’dbeen...Wherehadhebeen?”

“Golfing,”Martellaremindedher.“WithLance.”

“That’sright.Yes.Whatdidwetalkabout?I’mnotsure.Ijustcan’tquiteremember.Then...Iwasdownstairs.WasIlookingforhim?Iwentintotheliving

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area,and—andIsaw...IsawCate.”

Tearsblurredhereyes,cloggedhervoice.“Isawherbythefireplace.Therewasblood,somuchblood.Iranover.DidIscream?Idon’tknow.Iranover,Iturnedherover,butitwastoolate.Somuchblood,andhereyes...Oh,Tella.”

“Ssh,ssh.”Martellapressedkissestohersister’shand.“Don’tthinkaboutit

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anymore.”“Youturnedherover?”

Evepersisted.“Yes.Ithink...It’sall

socloudyandinpieces.IthinkIdid—tryingtohelpher,but...IthinkIscreamed.Inmyhead,myheadwasfullofscreams.Ineededtogethelp.IthinkItriedtogethelp.DidIscreamforJJ?Ithink...”

“Doyouremembercallingnine-one-one?”

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“I...Yes!”Shestruggledupalittlehigherinthebed.“Yes,yes.Icalledforhelp.OhthankGod,Icalledforhelp.Icalledforhelp,but...”

Hereyesfilledwithmoretears,moreconfusion.Andfear.“Somethinghappened.Something...someone.”Herfreehandliftedtothebandages.

“Whostruckyou,Ms.Quigley?”

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“I...”Thedrenchedeyesevaded.“Ican’tremember.It’snotclear.Ican’tsaybecauseit’snotclear.Ican’tremember.”

“Ms.Quigley,wehavethenine-one-onerecording.”

HergazedartedtoEve,awayagain.“Ican’tremember.Idon’twanttotalkaboutthisanymore.I’mtired.Tella,I’mtired.”

“Youhavetoleavenow,”Tellasaid.“Youhaveto

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leaveheralonenow.”“Don’tupsetyourself,

Ms.Quigley.”Dr.Campomovedin.“Youdidverywell.Yougetsomemorerest,andI’llbebacktocheckonyoulater.Lieutenant,Detective,that’sallfornow.”

“Youdon’tneedtobeafraidanymore,”Peabodysaidbeforetheylefttheroom.“You’resafenow.”

Inresponse,Natashachokedoutasob,turnedher

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headaway.Unsatisfied,Eveglanced

backtoward600.“Whynottellus?She’slying.Sheremembers.Whynotjusttellus?”

“Confused,conflicted,scared.Hereyou’retryingtosaveyourmarriage—youknowyou’vebothscrewedup,butyou’retryingtopatchitbacktogether.Andinonebigreveal,youfindoutyourhusband’sakiller,andhe

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triestokillyou.Addinscandal,embarrassment,mediafrenzy.”

Eveaddedannoyancetodissatisfaction.“Whatkindofworlddoessheliveinwhereawoman’sembarrassedherhusbandtriedtokillher?Wherescandal—whichisinevitableconsideringCatiana’sinthemorgue—weighsovertellingthecops:Holyshit,myhusbandtriedtokillme.Lockhimupand

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protectme.”“Anoldmoneyworld,I

guess.”Theyrodebackdowntothegarage.“She’sbeenthroughabigtrauma,andmaybe—yeah,she’slying—butmaybeshe’salsoconvincedherselfshe’sreallynotclear,notsure.She’sgoingtocomearoundwhenshe’ssteadier.”

“Eitherway.”Eveshookherhead.“Wekeeptabsonher,regularupdatesonher

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status.Iftheyeventhinkaboutthepossibilityofreleasingher,weknowaboutit.”

“Prettygoodbetshe’sgoingtospendChristmasinthehospital.Atleastit’saswankroom.”

“Hospital’sahospital.WehitCopley,becauseifshedoesn’tcomearound,it’sgoingtostickuptheworks.Let’spullReoin,getthelegaltakeonworstcase,but

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wehithimandweworkhim,andwetiethisup.”

ButwhenshewalkedintotheHomicidebullpen,Jenkinsonhailedher.“Yo,LT.There’saguywaitinginthelounge—StevenDorchester.Hewantstotalktoyou.Sayshe’sCatianaDubois’sboyfriend.”

“Okay.I’lltakehim,”shesaidtoPeabody.“Setuptheinterview,contactReo.MightaswellgiveMiratheheads-

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up,too.”Shestoodforamoment,

studyingacouplefakeearsofcornnowhangingonthepathetictree.

“Isn’tthecornthingThanksgiving?Whyisfakecornhangingonthattree?”

“ForKwanza,”Jenkinsontoldher.“Trueheartsaidit’soneofthesevensymbols.Helookeditup.We’reall-inclusiveinHomicide,’causewhateveryourrace,color,or

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creed,youcangetdead.”“Weshouldwritethatup

underaMerryChristmassign.”

Evemadeherwaytotheloungewithitsscatteroftables,andvendingmachines.Somebodycursedatone,gaveitapunchwiththesideofhisfist.Knowingshewasn’ttheonlyonetowarwiththosemachinescheeredherrightup.

Shescannedafewcops,a

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coupletalkingquietlywithcivilians.Thenthemansittingalone,staringdownathisownfoldedhands.

Shecrossedtohim.“Mr.Dorchester.”

Helookedupatheroutofred-rimmedeyes.“Yes.I’mStevenDorchester.You’reLieutenantDallas.”

“That’sright.I’mverysorryforyourloss,Mr.Dorchester.”

“Steven.It’sSteven.I...

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keepthinkingI’mgoingtowakeupandit’sallgoingtobeaterribledream.Orit’sjustsomehorriblemistake.But...”

HewentbacktostaringathishandswhenEvesatacrossfromhim.

Strongface,shethought,thoughthestrainshowed.Longishhair,afewreddishstreaksthroughthedarkbrown,asinglesilverstudthroughhisrightearlobe,a

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trioofstarsinkedonthebackofhisrightwrist.

Somethingartisticabouthim,shethought.Someonegoodwithhishands.Shespeculatedonit,consideredheandCatianawouldhavemadeanattractivecouple,whileshewaitedforhimtocomposehimselfandspeak.

“There’snothingIcando.I’mgoingovertoseeherfamilythismorning,bewiththem,butthere’snothingany

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ofuscando.She’sgone.”Helookedupagain.“Iknowthere’sprobablynotmuchyoucantellme,butifthere’sanything...I’mgoingtobewithherfamily.”

“IcantellyouI’lldoeverythingIcantoseethatthepersonresponsiblefortakingherfromyou,fromherfamily,whotookherlife,ispunishedtothefullextentofthelaw.Theremaybesomethingyoucandoto

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help.”“Anything.I’lldo

anything.”“Whendidyoulastseeor

speakwithCatiana?”“Yesterdaymorning,

whensheleftforwork.WewenttoapartySaturdaynight,andshestayedatmyplace.Wewere...weweregoingoutlastnight,thengoingbacktomyplaceagain.SortofanearlyChristmas,justthetwoofus,becausewe

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weregoingtotheparents’tonight.Mine,thenhers.WewerespendingChristmasEveathermother’s,thenight,Imean.Theyhaveabigdeal,sowewerestaying,andweweregoingtohaveourownlittleChristmaslastnight.But...”

“Canyoutellmeifshewasupsetaboutanything?Worriedaboutanything?”

“No.Shewasgreat.Weweregreat.I...”Hereached

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inhispocket,tookoutaprettylittlebox.“Imadethisforher.Idosomesilverwork,andImadethisforher.Iwasgoingtogiveittoherlastnight.”

Heopenedthebox.Insideasmall,intricatekeyhungonadelicatechain.

“It’sbeautifulwork.”“It’sthesymbol—the

key.Iwasgoingtoaskhertomoveinwithme.Wesaidweweretakingitslow,butI

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wantedhertomoveinwithme.So,thekey.Forher.

“Howdidthishappen?”“WhenIhaveallthe

details,IpromiseI’lltellyou.DidshetalktoyouaboutTreyZiegler?”

“Yeah.Jerk.Thatwasherwordforhim.Heputsomemovesonher.Shegavehimthebrush-off,sohespreaditaroundshewentforgirls.Likeifshebrushedhimoffshedidn’tgoformen.Didn’t

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botherher.Whywouldit?Iwentbythegymacoupletimes,justtogivehimtheneedle.Probablyshouldn’thave.”

“Youtalkedabouthismurder.”

“Yeah.Itshookherupsome.Shedidn’tlikehim,butstill.”Hestrokedthekey,stillinitsbox,withhisfinger.“Shehasasoftheart.”

“Didshetalktoyouaboutwhoshethoughtmayhave

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killedhim?”“Weplayedthatgame,

youcan’thelpit,right?Andafter—whenitcameoutwhathedidtoTella,andCatesaidhedidthesamewithotherwomen,wefiguredoneofthemfoundoutanddidit.Oroneoftheirhusbandsorfriends,youknow.It’swhyshewenttoworkonSunday,eventhoughshecould’vetakenthedayoff.ShewantedtobearoundforTella.”

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“Youdidn’ttalktoheronSundayaftersheleftforwork?”

“No.Weweresupposedtomeetateightfordinner,atthisplacewelike,andshedidn’tshowup.Itriedtoreachher,butshedidn’tanswerher’link.Iwentbyherplace,butshewasn’tthere.IevenwenttotheSchuberts’place,buttheyweren’tthere,either.Thenhersister...Hersister

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taggedme,andshetoldme.Andeverythingjuststopped.Everythingstopped.Idon’tknowifit’lleverstartagain.”

“Doyouwantsomecoffee?”

“No,thanks,no.Idon’tthinkIcouldswallowanything.”

“Steven,canyoutellmehowshefeltaboutNatashaQuigley,JJCopley?”

“Shegotalongfinewiththem.Shewasreallytight

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withTella,andsheandTella’ssistergotalongfine.Shedidn’tmuchlikethehusband.Shesaidhewasalittlebitofaprick.”Hesmiledalittle.“Shehadopinions.She’dhelpMs.Quigleyoutnowandthen.”

“Likeforherholidayparty.”

“Yeah,likethat.Igottogo,anditwasokay.Alittlestiffforme,ifyouknowwhatImean.Butshe’dhelpout

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likethatnowandthen.Withparties,sendingoutinvites,orthank-yousifMs.Quigleywasslammed.Shedidn’tmind.Shelikedthejob.”

“Okay.”“Ididn’thelpany.”“Youdid.You’vegiven

meagoodpictureofher.Whoshewas,howshewas.Ihopeithelpsyoutoknowshematterstome.Gettingjusticeforhermatters.”

“Didyoueverwishyou

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couldturnbacktheclock?Justoneday.”Hisred-rimmedeyes,swimmingwithtears,boredintohers.“Evenjustafewhours.IfI’dsaid,Pleasedon’tgotoworktoday—orHey,I’llgowithyou.Something.Itwouldn’thavehappened.Didyoueverwishyoucoulddothat,justturntheclockback?”

“Allthetime.”Whenheleft,Evewent

intoherofficetoshakeoffhis

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grief.Itwouldn’thelpininterview.

“Knock,knock.”CherReowalkedin.TheprettyblondewithSouthernrootsmighthavelookeddelicate,butEveknewshecouldbeanAmazonincourt.“Iwasinthebuilding,keepingcloseincase.Givemecoffeeandwe’lltalkJohnJakeCopley.”

“Helpyourself.Yougotthereport.Nosignofbreak-in,justhiminthehousewith

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deadbodyandunconsciouswife.Wife’snine-one-onecallthatclearlyspeakshisname.”

“Ilistenedtoitmyself.”Withhercoffee,Reowalkedover,satinEve’sdeskchair.“I’mnotsittinginthatawfulvisitor’schair.Youtalkedtothewifethismorning?”

“She’sawake,maybealittleconfusedyet.”Everelayedthegistoftheinterview.“Shewon’tpullthe

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trigger,”Evefinished.“Won’tconfirmCopleystruckher.”

“Couldbealittleproblem.”

“Thenine-one-onerecording—”

“Oh,we’llusethehelloutofit,butifIwerehislawyerI’duseit,too.I’dclaimthevictimwasinshock,infear,wascallingforherhusband,wasthenattacked,andthisunknownassailantfled.”

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“How—thecamclearlyshows—”

“Outawindow,intoahidey-holeuntilheorshecouldslipoutundetected.It’sweak,Dallas,andIcanpromisewe’lltearittoshreds,butitcouldbealittleproblem.Aconfessioneliminatesthatlittleproblem.We’ddealthemurdertoManOne—”

“Bullshit!”“Listen.ManOneon

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Dubois,assaultwithintentonthewife.Hedoestwenty-five—noparole.Anothertenconcurrentonthewife.Again,ifIwerehislawyer,I’dtakeit.Savesatrial,eliminatesthepossibilityoflifeinacage.Twenty-fiveyearsisagoodlongtime.”

“CatianaDuboiswon’tgetanothertwenty-five.”

“Nothingwedochangesthat.ButconsiderhowamanlikeCopleywilldealwitha

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quarterofacenturyinprison.”

He’dcryandwailandblubberlikealittlegirl—butitwasn’tenough.“I’llgethimonZiegler,too.”

“IfyougethimonZiegler,deal’sout.”Toillustrate,Reoflickedherfingersintheair.“That’stwomurdersandoneattempted.MurderTwoonboth,buttheadditionoftheknifeintheheart?Thejurywillbe

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appalled,Ipromiseyou.Butyouhavetogethim,andrightnow,youdon’thavehim.”

“Theday’syoung.”“Youcantagmeuntil

eight.Aftereight,I’mofftheclockandImeanit,untilDecembertwenty-sixth.Tiehimupbeforethat,we’llputabowonit.Otherwise,haveyourselfamerrylittleChristmas.Imeanthat,too.”Sherose,pattedthebagEvehadgivenher.“Ilovethis.”

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Whenshesaunteredout,Evekickedherdesk.“ManOne,myass!”ShethoughtofStevenDorchesterandthekeyhe’dmade,putinaprettylittlebox.FuckManOne.

Shestrodeout.“Peabody!Withme.Let’sdothis,”shesaidasPeabodyscrambledupfromherdesk.

“Hislawyer’snothere.”“Thenshebetterhustle.”Evepushedopenthedoor

ofInterviewB.“Dallas,

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LieutenantEve,Peabody,DetectiveDelia,enteringinterviewwithCopley,JohnJake.”

“I’mnottalkingtoyouwithoutmylawyer.”

“Thendon’ttalk.”Evetosseddownherfiles,playedthenine-one-onecall,hitreplay,hititagain.

Onthethirdplayhebroke,justalittle.“Shewascallingforme,callingformyhelp.Anybodywhohearsit

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willknowthat.”“Really?Iheardit,that’s

notwhatIknow.Peabody?”“Didn’tsoundlikethatto

me.Justtheopposite.”“Ofcourse,that’sjustthe

twoofus.Wecouldtakeapoll,”EvesuggestedtoPeabody.“I’mbettingpeoplewhohearit—likesayajury—hearwhatwehear.Justlikethey’llhearwhatweheardwhenwetalkedtoNatashathismorning.”

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“Youtalkedtoher?Whatdidshesay?”

Eveshookherhead.“Hewantsustoanswerhisquestions,Peabody,buthewon’tanswerours.Doesn’tstrikemeaswhatyou’dcallequitable.”

“Iwanttoknowwhatshesaid!DoessheknowI’minhere,inthisplace?Doessheknowwhatyou’retryingtopull?”

Hebangedbothfistson

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thetable.Workinghimselfuptoanothertantrum,Evethought,andturnedcasuallytoPeabody.

“So,whendoesyourshuttleleave?”

Peabodysmiled.“We’recatchingoneatsix,ifwecanclearthings.Butwe’llcatchalateroneifwehaveto.HowaboutyouandRoarke?Bigdinnerout?Quieteveningathome?”

“Youtellmewhatshe

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said!”“Now,JJ,youwantto

watchthatanxietyandbloodpressure.MypartnerandIarejustpassingthetimeuntilyourlawyergetshere.”

“Forgetthelawyer.IwanttoknowwhatNatashasaid.”

“Areyouwaivingyourrighttohaveyourlegalrepresentativepresentduringinterview?”

“Fine,yes.Whatdidshesaytoyou?”

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“LettherecordshowMr.Copleyhasvoluntarilywaivedsaidright.Whatdidshesay?”Eveturnedstraightaroundtofacehim,smiled.“Shesaidthesonofabitchtriedtokillme.Lockhimupandtossthekey.”

“You’relying.You’realyingbitch.”

“Now,JJ,you’vegottoexpecthertobealittleupsetwhenyoubashherinthehead,whenshe’sspending

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herChristmasinthehospital.”

“Inevertouchedher.Ineverhither.Iwasupstairs.I’vealreadytoldyou.Iwasupstairs.Ihadthegameon.Ifellasleep.”

“Fellasleep?That’sanewone.Areyougoingtokeepdoingtheseadd-ons?BecauseIcantellyou,thestory’snotgettingbetter.”

“Oh,Idon’tknow,Dallas.”Peabodyboppedher

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shoulders.“You’vegottogivehimalittlecreditfortryingtoaddsometexturetotheoverallbullshit.”

“Idriftedoff.”Hesethisjaw.“Iplayedeighteenholes,shotasixty-eight.That’sfourunderpar.”

“Wow.Aren’tyouspecial?”Peabodycommented.

“Justshutyourmouth,youignoranttwat.”

“Aw,Dallas,hecalledme

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atwat.Howcomeyougettobeabitch,butIonlygettobeatwat.”

“It’stherank,”Evetoldher.“You’llmakebitchoneday.”

“Thanks.Thatmeansalottome.”

“I’llmakeyoubothsorry.I’llmakeyoubothpay.”

“Blah,blah,blah.”Eveleveredback,smirkedathim.“Doyouwanttobragaboutyourgolfgame,exchange

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insults,oraddmoretexturetoyourbullshitstory?It’sallthesametous.”

“Goddamnit,Iwasupstairs.Iheardherscream.Ittookmeaminute,maybeacoupleminutes,becauseIthoughtmaybeitwasadream.Iwasasleep,alittlegroggy.Igotup,andIcalledforher,andIranout.Irandownstairs.”

“Whydownstairs?”“Becausethat’swherethe

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screamcamefrom.”“Ifyouwereasleep,how

doyouknowwhereitcamefrom?”

“Ijustknew.”Heslappedbothfistsonthetable.“Iranin,andIsawheronthefloor,andIsawtheotherone—Tella’sgirl.”

“Tella’sgirl?”“That’sright.AndIheard

something.”Hiseyesflickeredaway.“Likesomebodyrunningmaybe.

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Maybeadoorclosing.”“Seriously?Nowthere’s

runningfootstepsandclosingdoors?”

“That’ssomerichbullshittexture,”Peabodyputin.“You’vegottoadmireit.”

Evesnortedoutalaughforform.“Right.So,JJ,whydidn’tyoumentionthesemysteriousrunningfootstepsandclosingdoorstotherespondingofficer?Tomeinpreviousinterview?Or,to

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anyfuckingbodybeforethismoment?”

Heswipedbeadsofsweatfromhisforehead,morefromhisupperlip.“Ididn’tthinkaboutitatthetimebecauseIcouldonlythinkaboutmywife.IhadtohelpTash.”

“How?Notbycallingforhelp.”

“Ididn’thavetime!Iwasinshock,andthenthepolicewereatthedoor,andeverythinghappenedsofast.I

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wasupstairswhensomebodykilledthatwomanandhurtTash.Iwanttotalktomywife,goddamnit.She’sconfusedandscared,andshehastobeworriedaboutme.”

“Herworry?Thatyou’lltrytokillheragain.She’sdonewithyou,JJ.She’sdone,Felicity’sdone.You’vegotnothingandnoone.”

“YouleaveFelicityoutofit.”ToEve’sshock,tearsswamintohiseyes.“Youtold

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herliesaboutme,didn’tyou?Sheleftme!Youtoldherlies,andsheleftme.Iloveher!”

“Who?YourwifeorFelicity.”

“I...”Hepulledhimselfin.“Both.Indifferentways.”

“Thedifferentwayswhereyoutellyourwifeyou’vebrokenitoff,andyoutellFelicityyourwifedoesn’tunderstandyou?”

“Youdon’tknowanythingaboutit.”

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“Christ,JJ,doyouthinkwehaven’thadyourtypeinherebefore?Howmanytimes,Peabody?”

“Couldn’tcountthem.”Peabodycastherdarkeyestotheceiling,shookherhead.“Buttheyallthinkthey’reoriginals.”

“They’resodamnsimple.Here’showitwent.YoubraggedtoZiegleraboutthehotdanceryouhadontheside.Heblackmailedyou.

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Youfinallyhadenough,eventhoughyou’dbeenpayinghimoffwithmoneyyouextortedfromyourwife.”

“That’sridiculous.”“Wefoundtheother

accounts,JJ.Offshore,shellcorporations.You’reanamateur.Zieglerkeptabook.Yourname’sinit.Themoneyyoupaidhimisonrecord.”

Evepushedup.“Youwenttohisapartmenttotellhimyouweredone,toshow

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himwhowasboss.Heworkedinagym,forGod’ssake.Whodidhethinkhewas?Buthewouldn’tletyouoffthehook.Youlostyourtemper—you’regoodatit.Youpickedupthetrophyandyoustruckhim,struckhimagain.”

“Nopanicattackthattime,”Peabodyadded.“Notwhenyou’dfinallysolvedtheproblem.Itfeltgood.Itfeltlikesomethingyoushould

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havedonealotsooner.Withouthimintheway,youwerefreeandclear.”

“Soyougotcreative.You’reacreativeguy.Youdraggedhimontothebed,gotaknifeoutofhiskitchen.Youwroteafunnylittlemessage—you’regoodatthat,too—andyoupinneditonhischestwiththeknife.”

“Ididn’tdoanyofthat.”Hisbreathingshortened;sweatslickedhisface.

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“That’scrazy.Iwasneverthere.Ineverwentthere.Iwanttotalktomylawyer.Idemandtotalktomylawyer.”

“Peabody,gethimsomewater.Takeitdown,JJ.TakeitdownbeforeyouendupintheInfirmaryagain.Believeme,I’vegotallthetimeintheworldforthis.”

“Idon’thaveanythingmoretosayuntilI’vetalkedtomylawyer.”

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“Noproblem.”ShewaitedwhilePeabody

broughtinacupofwater.Hishandshookashe

drank.Evesteppedoverto

Peabody,spokequietly.“Getauniformtositonhimincasehehasoneofthosefitsagain.Let’sfindoutwhat’sholdingupthelawyer.We’vegothimontheropes.Weneedtofinishhimoff.Iwanttochecksomething.Dallas,

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exitingInterview,”shesaidfortherecord.

Backinheroffice,shetriedFelicity’s’link.Herstomachclutchedwhenanolderwomananswered.

“Yes?”“ThisisLieutenant

Dallas,NYPSD.IneedtospeakwithFelicityPrinze.”

“Thisishermother.She’snottalkingtoyou.You’rethatfriendofthatCopleyperson.”

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ThemusclesinEve’sstomachloosenedagainattheuseofpresenttense.“No,ma’am,Iamnothisfriend.IhaveCopleyincustody.”

“Forwhat?”“Formurder.”“OhmyGod.Ohmy

God!Mylittlegirl.”“Hasshebeenharmed,

ma’am?”“No,no—notthatway.

Buthehurtmylittlegirl’sheartandsoul.Hekilledhis

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poorwife,didn’the?”Notforlackoftrying,

Evethought.“Ma’am,Ineedtospeakwithyourdaughter.You’rewelcometostaywithherwhileIdo.”

“YoucanbesureIwill.Chantal!Getyoursister.Rightnow!Shecamehome,”thewomansaidtoEve.“SoI’mgratefulforthat.Shecamehomebecauseshefoundouthe’dbeenlyingtoher,andusingher.AndI’ve

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beenholdingher’linkbecausehekepttryingtoreachher.Felicity,it’sthatpolicewomanyoutoldusabout.Shearrestedthatawfulman.”

“Arrested!Mom,letmehavethe’link.Hello,hello.Iforgotyourname.”

“It’sDallas.LieutenantDallas.Felicity,didyouseeorspeaktoJJCopleyafterwespoke?”

“Iwouldn’t.Igotthinking

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whenyouleft.I’mnotasstupidaspeoplethink.”

“Nobodythinksyou’restupid,”hermothersaid.

“Hedid.HethoughtIwasstupid,andIwas.ButIstartedthinking,andItaggedupSadie,andwetalked.”

“That’sgood.”“AndafterItalkedwith

Sadie,Ididwhathetoldmenotto.Icalledhishouse.Igotthehousekeeperthing,andshesaidhowshe’dtakea

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messagebecausehewasn’tabletocometothe’link.SoIsaid,Oh,he’soutoftown,andthehousekeeperthingsaid,No,hewasinresidence—that’showshesaidit—butunabletocometothe’link,andshe’dtakethemessage.IjustsaidnevermindbecauseIgotupset.Heliedtome.Didyouknowheliedtome?”

“Yes,I’msorry,Felicity,Iknewheliedtoyou.”

“It’swhyyousaidI

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shouldtalktoSadie,andshesaidhowIneededtofindoutforsure.SoIdid.Ievenwentoverthere,tohishouse,andIwatched,andIsawhim.Isawhimandhiswifecomeouttogetherandgetinacar,andhewasn’tonatrip.Theywerelaughing.Shewasn’tbeingmeantohim.He—hekissedherbeforetheygotinthecar,andIknewitwasallalie.Icamehome.AmIintrouble?”

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“Whywouldyoubeintrouble?”

“Itooksomeoftheclothesheboughtme,andIusedthecreditcardhegotmetopayforthetriphome.Ididn’thaveenoughsinceIstoppedworking.I’llpayitback.”

“Didhegiveyoutheclothes?”

“Yeah,but—”“Didhegiveyouthecard

touse?”

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“Hedid.”“Thenyou’renotin

trouble.”“Ilefthimamemocube.I

saidhowIwasleaving,andIwouldn’thaveanythingtodowithsomebodywholiedandcheatedlikethat,andmademealiarandacheater,too.I’mnotcomingback,Idon’tthink.IthinkIdon’tbelonginNewYork.Didhedosomethingreallybad?Worsethanlyingandcheating?”

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“Itlooksthatway.”“Hewassonicetome,so

Ilovedhim.Butitwasn’treal.”

“Imayneedtotalktoyouagain,butI’mgladyouwenthome.I’mgladyou’rewithyourfamily.”

“Me,too.Um,MerryChristmas,Dallas.”

“Sametoyou.”Eveclickedoff,satback,

sortedthrough.“Lawyer’shere,”Peabody

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saidfromthedoorway.“We’llgivethemsome

time,thenstartagain.”

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Evegavethemanhour,takingthetimetofine-

tuneherapproach,thenwalkedthroughthebullpentogetPeabody.

ShesawJenkinsonhadtakenheratherword.

Abannerhungoverthebreak-roomdoor,facingoutsoanywhocameinwouldseethesentiment:

NOMATTERYOURRACE,CREED,SEXUAL

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ORIENTATION,ORPOLITICALAFFILIATION,WEPROTECTANDSERVE,BECAUSEYOUCOULDGETDEAD.

Obviously,there’dbeensomediscussion,someteamworkonthewording,butJenkinson’soriginalsentimentremained.Herfirstreactionwasn’ttheamusementshe’dexpected,

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butatugofpride.Becauseitwastherighteoustruth.

Shetookaquickscanofthemenandwomenwhoservedunderher.Trueheartinhispristineuniformearnestlyworkingonhiscomp.Baxter,kickedback,designershoesproppedonhisdesk,talkingonhisdesk’link.JenkinsonscowlingathisscreenashechoweddownonsomequestionablesandwichfromVending.

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Theroomsmelledoftrulyterriblecoffee,someone’sgreasylunch,thefakepinesomeonehadsprayedonthesillytree.ItsmelledlikecopsatChristmas,shethought.

“Peabody,let’slockthisup.Therestofyou?That—”Shepointedtowardthebanner.“Thatstaysup.AnybodyfromMaintenanceorStandardsorLegaltriestotakeitdown,kickthemtome.”

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PeabodyscurriedafterEve.“We’rereallyleavingitup?”

“Howdidwestartthisinvestigation?Givingourtimeandefforttogetjusticeforaworthlessasshole.Thesignstays.Itspeaksthetruth.”

ShewalkedintoInterview,readthenecessarydataintotherecord,thensatacrossfromCopleyandhislawyer.

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“So,hereweareagain.”Andletithang.McAllisterbrokethe

silence.“Myclientisavictimof

TreyZiegler,ablackmailer,anextortionist,amanwho—throughevidenceyouyourselfdiscovered—usedillegaldate-rapesubstancesonanumberofwomen.”

“I’llgiveyouZieglerwasalousyhumanbeing.It’sstillillegaltomurderahuman

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being,lousyorotherwise.”“Myclientdidn’tmurder

anyone,andattheestablishedtimeofdeathofTreyZieglerwasinhisownhome.”

“Sohesays,buthe’sgotnoonetobackthatup—includingthewifeherecentlysenttothehospital.”

“InevertouchedNatasha.”

“Shesaysdifferent.”“Idon’tbelievethat,”

Copleycontinued,evenashis

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lawyertriedtosilencehim.“You’relying.”

“Doyouwantmetoplaythenine-one-onecallagain?”

“JJ.”Withbarbsinthename,thelawyerclampedahandoverCopley’s.“Ms.Quigleywasinfearforherlife,andcalledoutforherhusband.Calledoutforhimtohelpher.”

Evesmiled.“Youcantrythatone,butyouknowwhatthejury’sgoingtohear.From

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therecording,fromNatashaQuigley’sownlipsincourt.”

“Ms.Quigleysufferedasevereheadinjuryduringanattackbyanunknownassailant,onewhoverylikelykilledZiegler,onewhoverylikelywasinleaguewithhim.Herrecollection,andhertestimonyontheevents,isn’ttrustworthy.”

“Andthis‘unknownassailant’mysteriouslywentpoof?”

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“MyclientbelievesthatCatianaDuboisassaultedhiswife,andinthestrugglefell,waskilled.MyclientbelievesthedeceasedwasinleaguewithZiegler.”

Ragetickledthebackofherthroat.Eveletitshow,letitcome.

“SoyouwanttotrytohangZiegleronher?Letmesaythis,soyoubothhearit.Tryit.Justtryit.Yourclient’saliar,acheat,an

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adulterer,afraud.Justwhodoyouthinkajury’sgoingtosympathizewith?Amanwhocheatsonhiswifewithanaiveyoungwomanheliesto—onehe’ssetupwithmoneyhe’sstolenfromhiswife?Amanwhopaidablackmailertokeepthatarrangementquiet?Oraninnocentwoman,onewhoworkedforaliving,camefromanicefamily,hadnosmearsonherrecord?”

“YouleaveFelicityoutof

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this,”Copleydemanded.“Italkedtoher,too,just

aboutanhourago.Didyougethermemo?”

Helurchedup;Everosewithhim.

“Youhadnobusinesstalkingtoher.I’mgoingtoexplaineverythingtoher.She’llcomebacktome.Iloveher.I’mgoingtomarryher.”

“Butyoucouldn’tuntilyougotridofthewifeyou

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alreadyhave.Killingherclearstheway.”

“Idon’thavetokillher!WhydoyouthinkIpaidZieglertofuckher!”

“JJ,God!Shutup!”“Don’ttellmetoshut

up.”Colorhigh,heroundedonMcAllister.“Youuselessbitch.Whyhaven’tyougottenmeoutofhere?ItoldyouIwantedSilbertorCrosby.”

“You’vegotme.”

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Evesatagain,lookedatPeabody.“Now,thisisinteresting.Don’tyoufindthisinteresting,Peabody?”

“I’mriveted.Absolutelyriveted.DidhesaywhatIthinkhesaid—onrecord—thathepaidZieglertosleepwithhiswife?”PeabodyglancedatCopley.“Didyougettowatch?”

“Shutthehellup.You’redisgusting.”

“Hepayssomesleazeto

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sleepwithhiswife,andI’mdisgusting?Jeez.Okay,ifyoudidn’tdoitforkinkywatching,whatdidyoudoitfor?”

“ForFelicity!”“Shegottowatch?”Moreprideswelledin

Eve’sheartasCopleysnarledatPeabody.

“Iwanttospeaktomyclientinprivate.”

“You’vehadplentyoftimeforthat,”Evesaid.“It

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soundstomelikeJJhasthingstosay.Doyouhavethingstosay,JJ?”

“Damnright.Andyoushutup,”hetoldthelawyer,whojustshookherheadandsighed.

“ItwasloveatfirstsightwithFelicity.Iwantedtogiveherwhatsheneeded,fulfillherdreams.”

“Soyouliedtoher.”“Ididn’tlie.Ijustneeded

time.Iintendedtodivorce

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Natasha,butwithoutcertainstipulationsandagreements,thedivorcewouldhaveleftmeunabletofulfillFelicity’sdreams.”

“Youneededyourwife’smoneytofulfillthedreamsofthewomanyouwereditchingyourwifefor.”

“There’snoneedtobecrude.Loveisitsownreason.NatashaandIhadgrownapart,and—”

“Really,sparemeallthe

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oldchestnuts.They’reroastingfreshonesoutonthestreet.”

“You’regoingtopayforyourdisrespect.”

“Nameyourprice.”Evepushedintohisfaceagain.“BecauseI’vegotnorespectforyou.You’vegotsomethingtosay,sayit.Clear,ontherecord.YoumadeadealwithTreyZiegler.Explain.”

Thelookhesenther

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burnedwithhate,buthespatoutthewords.“Simplyput,IwasawareZieglerhadsexwithclients.Hebraggedaboutittome.Claimedhecouldgetanywomanhewanted.”

Stilltrying,McAllisterchimedin,“Myclientwasn’tawareZieglerusedillegalsubstancesonthoseclients.”

AfteraneyeflickerthattoldEveCopleyhadknown—Copleycontinued,“Of

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coursenot.That’sdeplorable.AsfarasIknewallthewomenwerewilling.ItoldhimI’dpayhimifhecouldseduceNatasha.Shehadachoice.”Copleyjabbedafingeratthetableforemphasis.“Shechosetohavesexwithhim,andmorethanonce.Ithadtobemorethanonce,therehadtobeaclearaffairinorderformetopreservemy...financialadvantages.”

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“Yourprenupspecifiedifyourwifehadasexualaffair,yougotadivorcewithafatsettlement?”

“It’sfair.”“SoyouhiredZieglerto

drawherintoasexualaffair,oneIassumeyoudocumented.”

“That’sright.It’snotillegal.”

Onthecontrary,Evethought,butthepimpingchargesweren’tworth

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mentioning.“Ionlyneededthemtodo

itacouplemoretimes.Bythefirstoftheyear,orrightafter,Icouldfile.”

“ButyousuggestedatripwithNatasha,toshoreupyourmarriage,afterthefirstoftheyear.”

“Okay,Idid.”Heshiftedinhischair,leanedforwardabitasifexplainingtheperfectlyreasonable.“Itwouldneverhavehappened,

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butitwasimportantIcameoffastryingtofixthingsup.It’smarriage,”hesaid,obviouslyfrustrated.“It’spersonalbusiness,notpolicebusiness.”

“Ifyouwantedittostaythatway,youshouldn’thavekilledZiegler.”

“Ididn’t!Ionlyneededhimtoscrewheracouplemoretimes.Nowhe’sdead.”

“Hecouldn’tfinishthejobbecauseshebrokeitoff,

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orwasaboutto.”“Maybeshedid,maybe

shedidn’t.Buthe’dhavepersuadedher.”

“Onewayortheother?”Evesaid.

“Hetoldmehe’dpersuadeher.”Copleylookedaway.“Itoldhimhedidn’tgetthemoneyuntilhedid.Justtwomoretimes,andIcouldtakeittomydivorcelawyer.”

“Whendidyoutellhim?”

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“JustlastweekwhenIwent...”

“Tohisapartment.”“Look,fine.Iwentthere.

Onetime.Justthatonetimebecausehedroppeditonmeatourtrainingsessionshe’dmadenoisesaboutworkingonthemarriage,maybestoppingthesexwithhimthedaybefore.Andshewastalkingtomeaboutfixingthings,gettingteary,gettingflirty.Ijustneededacouple

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moretimestosealthedeal.”“Hecouldn’tdoit,buthe

stillwantedmoney.Ifyoudidn’tpayit,he’dgotoyourwife,confess—andyou’dlose.He’dtellheraboutFelicity.Andyou’dlose.Theprickwashittingyoufromeveryangle.Itwasnevergoingtostop.Soyoustoppedit.”

“Ididn’tkillhim.Iwasn’tthere.”

“Thesamewayyouwere

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upstairswhenCatianawaskilled,whenyourwifewasattacked?WhathadCatianafiguredout?Whatdidsheknow?She’dtellNatasha,andyou’dloseagain.Shehadtobestopped.Youstoppedher.Butyourwifewalksin,andthat’snotjustlosingyour‘financialadvantage,’that’slosingeverything.Shehadtobestopped.”

“Heusedme.Theyallusedme.I’mthevictimhere.

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I’mthegoddamnvictim.Ididn’tdoanything.Iwasn’tthere.IwanttotalktoNatasha.IwanttotalktoFelicity.”

“They’redonewithyou.Whatyou’vegotnowisme.Solet’sstartagain.”

Hefumbledandstumbled,ragedatimeortwo.Hepleaded,andheinsulted.Buthedidn’tbudge.

EvedecidedspendingChristmasinacagemight

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addthefinalincentive.Shesenthimoff,raging.“He’stalkedhimselfinto

it,”Peabodycommented.“Didn’tMirasaysomethinglikethat?Howhecouldmakehimselfbelievetheliesoit’shistruth.”

“Somethinglikethat.Itmaybeharderforhimtobelieveafteranothercoupledaysbehindbars.Hekeepstrippingupoverthings.GoingtoZiegler’sapartment,

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payingZieglertonailhiswife.We’llkeeppilingupthestumblesuntilhefallsflat.”

“There’smorethanenoughtogototrial.”

“Withoutaconfession,thePA’sgoingtoofferadeal.It’snotenough.MaybeIcouldswallowitonZiegler,butnotonCatiana.We’llhithimagainafterChristmas.Go,grabMcNab’sskinnyass,catchyourshuttle,seeyourfamily.”

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“Really?Wehavetowriteupthe—”

“I’vegotit.”“Youalwayssaythat.I’ll

—”“IsayitbecauseI’mthe

boss.Getthehelloutofhere.”

“Thanks.MerryChristmas,Dallas.Don’thitme.”PeabodyflungherarmsaroundEve,squeezed.“IhopeyoulikeyourgifthalfasmuchasIlovemycoat.”

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Shedashedoff,presumablytogetsaidcoat.

Inheroffice,Evewroteupthereport,copiedittoReo,thecommander,Mira,Peabody.

Shecouldworkonthetwistsandturnsofit,shethought,maybestraightensomeofthemout,talktoQuigleyonemoretime.

Thenshethought:Thehellwithit.

Shewasgoinghome.

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Maybeitdoggedheronthedrive,theinsanedrivefullofrainandrevelers.Itdoggedherenoughforhertouseherin-dashcomp,toramblesomethoughtsandspeculationsintoittosortthroughlater.

Butwhenshewalkedinthehouse,sheorderedherselftoleaveitoutside.

Itwasn’thard,notwhenshewalkedintowarmth,light,laughter.Evenifsomeofthelaughterwas

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Summerset’s.Theywereintheparlor,

Roarkesprawledinachair,aglassofwineinhishand.Summersetsatwithperfectpostureacrossfromhim.Shedidn’tthinkSummersetcouldsprawlduetothestickuphisass.

ThensheremindedherselfitwasChristmasandtimeforamoratoriumoninsults.

“What’sthejoke?”she

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asked.Roarkesmiled.“Justa

littlestrolldownmemorylane.”

“Howmanypocketspickedonthestroll?”

“Who’scounting?”Herosetokissher,takehercoat,whichhetossedontothearmofasofa.“I’llgetyousomewine.”

“I’lltakeit.Partyfood.”Shestudiedthetrayoffancyfingerfood,choseone,

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poppedit.Shewasn’tsurewhatitwasexceptgood.

“Everythingtiedup?”Roarkeaskedwhenhehandedherthewine.

“Tied,butnotpulledtightandbowedup.Still,Copley’sgettingstonesinhisChristmasstocking.”

“That’scoal.”“What’scoal?”“Nevermind.”Roarke

kissedheragain,pulledherdownintothechairwithhim.

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Flustered—Summersetwasrightthere—shestartedtopushup.“Wehavelotsofchairs.”

“We’reeconomizing.”Roarkeheldherfast.“SummersetwastellingmeaboutaChristmasduringtheUrbanswhenheandsomemedicsfashionedaChristmastreeoutofrebarandragsamongotherthings.”

“Itwasquitefestive,considering,”Summerset

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added.“Welititwithmini,bat-poweredtorches,andsomeenterprisingsoulstoleacaseofMREsfromtheenemycampsowehadafeast.”

“Thatwouldbeyou.”Summersetliftedan

eyebrowatEve.“Perhapsitwas.Makingdocanaddtothesenseofcommunity.”

“Myteamhauledinabrokentree,adentedmenorah,fakeearsofcorn.”

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Shesippedherwine.“Itcheeredtheplacerightup.”

Sherelaxed,lettheeveningwashthedayaway.Maybethecopinhercouldn’tapproveofsomeofthetalestheytold—orthethieveryofteninvolved,but...hell,thestatuteoflimitationsmadethemalljustmemories.

“I’vefriendswaiting,”Summersetsaidatlength,androse.

Evebitbackthe

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automaticretortinvolvingghoulsandcorpsesandwaittime.Moratorium,sheremindedherself.

“HappyChristmastoyouboth.It’sahappieroneformeknowingthisisahomefulfillingitspromiseandpurpose.”

Gladshe’dbittenbackthebarb,Eveclearedherthroat.“Ithelpshavingsomeonewhoknowswhathe’sdoingtohandlethedetails.”

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“Thankyou.Anunexpectedgift.Goodnight.”

RoarkekissedEve’scheekafterSummersetleft.“Unexpected,andsweet.”

“I’mnotsweet.It’struth.I’mbigontruthtonight.”

“Difficultpiecestoyourday?”

“Yeah,andthensome.We’renotgoingtothinkaboutthatbecause,hey,look.Thereareallthesepresentsunderthe—Shit!Shit.”Now

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shedidpushup.“Ineedtwentyminutes.”

“Allright.”“Go...dosomething,”

shesuggestedandfledtowrapthegiftsshe’dneglectedtowrapbecausetherewasplentyoftime.

Shehauledthemdowntotheparlor,shovedthemunderthetree.Huffedoutabreath,steppedback.AndnearlyyelpedasshespottedRoarkelyingononeofthesofas

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readingabook,thecatstretchedoutbesidehim.

“Ididn’tseeyou.”“SoIdeducedwhenyou

reachedforyourweapon.”“Ididn’tdrawit.You’re

readingabook.”“It’stheYeatsyougave

meourfirstChristmastogether.Irereaditeveryyearatthistime.”

“You’resuchasap.”Butshesmiledwhenshesaiditbecausetheideafilledher

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withpleasure.“Doyouwanttoseewhatyougotthisyear?”

“Ido.”Herose,setthebookaside.Thecatjustturnedover,stayedonthesofa.“Wecouldleavethegiftsfromfriendsfortomorrow,”hesuggested,pouredthembothmorewine.“ForChristmasDay.”

“Worksforme.Thenwecouldfinishwhatwestartedlastnight.Youknow,drinka

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wholebunchofwine,havecrazysex.”

“Thatwouldabsolutelyworkforme.Or.”Hecuppedahandbehindherneck,kissedherslow.“Wecouldstartattheendofthat,workback.Crazysex,lotsofwine,gifts.”

“It’saplan,but—”Shepulledback,grabbedalarge,clumsilywrappedbox.“Openthis.Ifigureditwouldbethe...”Shethrewherhands

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intheair,madeawhooshingsound.“Whatisit?”

“Theexplosion.”“No,no,whentheguy

who—”Withlooselyfistedhandsshewavedherarmsintheair.“Andthemusiciansall—”

“Thecrescendo?”Helaughed,satonthefloorwiththebox.“Idoadoreyou.So,inthiscase,crescendofirst.”

“Yeah.IwanttoseeifIhitthemark.It’sacrappy

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wrappingjob.”“It’scharming.”He

untiedtheribbon,torethepaper.Whenheopenedthebox,shegaugedsurprise.Butsurprisedidn’tnecessarilymeanbull’s-eye.

“Youdidn’tgetyourselfamagiccoat,”shepointedout.

“Ihadn’tgottentoit.”Hedrewoutthesoftblack

leather,inclassicstyle,andhenoted—touched—thebuttonsheldthesymbolof

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Celtictrinityknots.“Youamazeme.”“Youcanbuyyourown

clothes—youcanbuyeverybody’sclothes,butthisis...Iwantyousafe,too.”

“DarlingEve.”Whenheleanedover,kissedher,sheknewshe’dhitthemark.

“It’llfit,”shetoldhim.“Iwenttoyourguys—theR&Dguysonthelining,andthatwasn’teasy.IthinkIcouldgetintotheWhiteHouseWar

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Roomeasier.Andyourtailor.”

Hestoodtoputiton.“It’sperfect.Absolutelyperfect.”

Andonhim,theknee-length,suppleblackleatherwasridiculouslysexy.“There’sanadd-on.Hiddeninteriorpockets.Ifigureaguylikeyoucanfindthemeasyenough.Forcarryingthingsevenanexpertcivilianconsultantisn’tsupposetocarry.”

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“Isthatso?”Hedid,indeedfindthem,grinnedlikeaboy.

Doublebull’s-eye,Evethought.Onaroll,shestartedtoreachforanothergift.

“No,yourturnnow.”Heslippedoutofthecoat,laiditwithhers.“We’lljuststickwiththecrescendotheme.”Hechoseasmallbox.“Thisone.”

Sheexpectedjewelry.Hecouldn’thelphimself.So

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puzzlementcamefirstwhensheopenedit,foundasimplebusinesscard.“MasterWu?Idon’tgetit.”

“Yougethim.He’llworkwithyou,athisdojo,orhere,intheonewe’rehavingputinbesidethegymonthelowerlevel.”

“Thewhat?Dojo.Here?”“Theworkstartsnext

week.MasterWuwilltrainyou.Ifandwhenyou’reunabletoconnectinperson,

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we’vedevisedaholographicprogram.”

“MasterWuwillworkwithme.TheMasterWu?”She’dmetthemartialartslegendbrieflyonacase,hadadmiredhimforyears.“YouboughtmeMasterfuckingWu?”

“Inamannerofspeaking.”

“Holyshit,holyshit!”Shejumpedup,literallydancedaroundtheroom,

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stoppingtojabatanimaginaryopponent,destroyingthemwithaviciousside-kick.“MasterWu!”

SheleapedontoRoarke,bowlinghimback,kissinghimhardwhenhelaughed,andwhilethecatranovertoseewhatthehellwasgoingon.

“Thisisthebest.Thisisthemostamazinggifteverinthehistoryofgifts.Youknow

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I’mgoingtobeabletoseriouslykickyourassnow.”

“We’llseeaboutthat.”“MasterWu.”Sheshoved

up,pulledhimupwithher.“You’reputtinginadojo.”

“Weare.It’llbefun,won’tit,forbothofus?I’llshowyouthedesign,theplans.Ahnow,”hemurmuredwhentheinsanejoyinhereyescloudedwithtears.

“You,”shesaid,and

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wrappedaroundhim.“Youknowme,andyoulovemeanyway.I’llnevergetoverit.”

“Andyou.Mycopputstashpocketsinmymagiccoat.Icouldn’thavedreamedyoubetter.”

Shesniffled,easedback,pulledanothergiftfromunderthetree.“Thisone.Thisoneneedstocomenext.”

“Icouldsithere,with

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you,underthesehappylights,andneednothingelseintheworld.Butsinceit’shere,”headded,makingherlaughasheopenedthegift.

She’dframedaphotoofthematthepreviewofTheIcoveAgenda.Notoneoftheglitzyred-carpetshots,butonetakenaftershe’dsquaredoffwithakiller—afterhe’dbloodiedthebastard’sface.

Theystoodsmilingateachother,histornknuckles

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onherbruisedcheek.“It’sus,that’swhatyou

saidwhenyousawthis.”Helookedupather.“Soitis,andit’sgoingstraightontomydesk.Openthis.”

Relievedtheemotionaljaghadpassed,sherippedin.Andfoundtheexactsamephoto.Differentframe,butthesamephoto.Nothingcouldhavestruckhermore.

“Lookatus.Weknoweachother.”

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“Andloveeachotheranyway.”

“Allglammedup,andyourknucklesbleeding,myeyealreadygoingpurple.Tothinkofallthatbullshitpreppingforthecameras.TheTrinatreatment.Clothes,hair,face—andIendupwithablackeyeanyway.”

“Yougotyourman.Anditwasahellofanafterparty.”

“BaggingFryewasthe

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bestpart,but,yeah,itwas.Ifpartiesdidn’ttakesomuchtimeandwork,they’d...Wait.Wait.”

“Forwhat?”“Shehelpedwiththe

partyprep.That’swhatTellatoldmetoday.Catianawasoverthere,helpedout,gotreadyforthepartythere.Catiana.”

RoarkedangledaribbonforGalahadtobatat.“Isuspectit’sChristmasthat’ll

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havetowait.”“Ineedto...No,itcan

wait.”Shestartedtoreachforanothergift,buthetookherhand.

“Weknoweachother.”Sheturnedherhandunder

his,grippedtight.“ThankGod.Youcanwearyournewcoat.”

Sosheranthosetwistsandturnsashedrove,wonderedifsheindeedsmoothedsomeofthemout.

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Itmadeaconvoluted,nastykindofsense.Andconsideringthoseinvolved,itplayedrightthroughtocrescendo.

Shedidn’tbothertohaveCopleybroughtup,butwentdowntothebowelsofCentral,loggedin,badgedthroughandwalkeduptowhereCopleypacedhiscell.

“Whatdoyouwant?Idon’thavetotalktoyou.Fuckyou,andyouwithher,”

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hesaidtoRoarke.“Youcansendforthe

lawyeryoudon’trespect,oryoucanansweracoupleofsimplequestions.Onthenightofyourholidayparty,whattimedidyouseeorspeaktoyourwifeforthefirsttime?”

“HowthehelldoIknow?Iwasn’twatchingthedamnclock.”

“Fine.”Eveturnedaway.“Wait.Whydoesit

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matter?ItoldyouwhenIgothome,ItoldyouIwentuptodress.Tashcameinlater.Shewasrunningbehind.”

“Whatabouthair,makeup?”

“Sowhat?Wait,wait.Shehadtodealwithitherself.Shewasrushed,somethingaboutascrewupwithcatering.Shewasupset,saidhowshe’dhadtoputoutadozenfires.Iknowshe’dbeenrunningarounddealing

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withthingsbecauseTella’sgirlcalledup,caughtmejustafterIgotoutoftheshower,lookingforher.”

“WhynottagNatashadirectly?”

“Idon’tknow.Ididn’task.Ihadapartytogetreadyfor.Idon’tgetintothedomesticstuff.Tashdealswiththat.Shedealswiththestaff.”

“Howlongdidittakeyoutogetready?”

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“JesusChrist.Idon’tknow.Itakemytime.Maybeninetyminutes.”

“SoCatianawaslookingforyourwifeaboutsix-thirty?Sometimearoundsix-thirty?”

“Aboutthat.Sowhat?Thegirlshould’vebeenabletohandlewhatevertheproblemwasinsteadofbotheringus.ButIdidn’tkillherforit.”

“You’reacompletedick,

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JJ,”Evecommented,andwalkedawaywithhimshoutingafterher.

“Heis,indeed,acompletedick,”Roarkeagreed.

“Yeah,buthe’snotamurderer.”

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EPILOGUEAskeletoncrewmannedthehospital.ThatmeantEvehadtogothroughmorehoopsforadmittancetothesurgicalwing,butshefoundherselftolerant.

WhenshesteppedintoNatasha’sroomwithRoarke,shenotedthey’dbroughtina

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tree,gifts,strungsomelights.Natashasatupinbed,

flankedbyhersisterandbrother-in-law.Shelookedmorealert,andhadaddedlipdye,otherenhancements.Sheworealacyrobeoverasilkygown.

“Lieutenant.”Martellacameovertogreether.“Roarke.Oh,youworktoohardtostillbeatitonChristmasEve!Please,havesomechampagne.Thedoctor

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saidTashcouldhaveahalfglass.She’sdoingsomuchbetteralready.”

“SoIsee.Youlookbetter,Ms.Quigley.”

“Ifeelmoremyself.Alittleweakandshaky,butmuchbetter.TellaandLancebroughtmeChristmas.”

“Nice.We’llhavetoskipthechampagne,butthiswon’ttakelong.Iwantedtocheckinonyou,andgiveyousomeupdates.”

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“Sokind.”“I’mgoingtohavejusta

couplequestions,totieitallup.I’llkeepitsimple.”

“Ofcourse—ifyou’resureitcan’twait.”

“Whenwe’rethisclosetowrappingthingsup,wedon’twantanyloosethreads.”

“Youknowwhathappened?”

“Ido.Mind?”Eveaskedassheeaseddownatthefootofthebed.

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“Ofcoursenot.I’msogratefulforyourdedication.”

“Justdoingmyjob.Anddoingit,Ishouldremindyouthatyoucanhavealegalreppresent.Ireadyouyourrightstheotherday,butIcanrefreshyouifyouneedit.”

“Soformal.Noneedforthat.OfcourseIremember.Idon’twantalawyer.”SheactuallypattedEve’shand.“Askyourquestionssoyoucangohomeandenjoyyour

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ownChristmas.”“Thanks.Ididspeakwith

yourdoctorbeforeIcame.She’sverypleasedwithyourprogress,andexpectsyoutomakeafullrecovery,andhopesyoucanbereleasedinjustafewdays.”

“Itfeelslikeamiracle.”“I’msureitdoes.Iregret

toinformyouwehaveyourhusbandincustody.He’sbeenchargedwithTreyZiegler’smurder,with

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CatianaDubois’smurder,andwiththeattackonyou.”

“OhGod.”“Youhavetobestrong,

Tash.”Martellagrippedhersister’shandassheturnedtoEve.“LanceandItalkedaboutthis.Wewentoverandoveritbecauseitjustdoesn’tseempossible.Butitis.It’stheonlypossibility.Hemusthavelosthismind.”

“He’sadifficultman.Iunderstandyourloyalty,Ms.

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Quigley—Natasha,”Evesaid,andgently.“Butit’stimeforthetruth.”

“He’smyhusband.HowdoIacceptallthis?HowdoIacceptmyhusbandisamurderer?”

“It’shard.Ithastobereallyhard.Butwe’vebeenabletoputitalltogether.Theevents,thetimelines,allofit.”

“JJ.”Natashachokeditout.“ItriedtotellmyselfI

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wasconfused.Itcouldn’thavebeen...Butwhy,why?WhywouldhehurtCatiana,whywouldhehurtme?WhywouldhekillTrey?

“Tella’sright.Helosthismind.Ishouldhaveseenit,Ishouldhavegottenhimhelpbeforeitwastoolate.”

Martellaslidontothebed,drewhersisterclose.“Don’tblameyourself,Tash.Don’t.”

“Idon’tunderstandit.Idon’tunderstandanyofit.”

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“HeknewaboutyouandZiegler,”Evetoldher.

“OhGod.God,Iknewhe’dbeangryifhefoundout,but...”

“Hedidn’tfindout,”Evecorrected.“Hearrangedit.”

“What—”“HepaidZieglertosleep

withyou.”“He...”Thetearsin

Natasha’seyesdriedtohardembers.“Whatareyousaying?”

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“I’msayinghepaidTreyZieglertoinitiateanaffairwithyou,which,withZiegler’shelp,hedocumentedinordertoretainagenerousfinancialsettlementwhenhefiledfordivorce.”

“Oh,Tash.”Tellaleanedintooffermorecomfort.Natashapushedheraside.

“He’slying.JJmustbelying.”

“WehaveZiegler’s

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records,corroboratingthetransactions.Itwasjustanotherjobforhim—reallylucrativesincebothyouandyourhusbandwere,essentially,payinghimforthesameservice.Justanotherwaytocashin.Youdidn’tmeananythingtohimotherthananotherbody,anothermark.”

“That’snottrue.That’sabsolutelynottrue.”

Theflashinhereyestold

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Evewhatsheneededtoknow.

“Heusedyou.Zieglerusedyou,andheandyourhusbandlaughedaboutitbehindyourback.”

“No.Treycaredaboutme.”

“Hecaredaboutthemoneyyougavehim,themoneyhegotfromyourhusband.Hedouble-dipped,anditendedupkillinghim.”

“Wehadarelationship.

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Doyouunderstandme?”“I’mnotsureIdo.”“Tash,don’tupset

yourself.Themanwasabastard.Hetookadvantageofyou.”

“Ofyou,”QuigleytossedbackatMartella.“Notofme.Noonetakesadvantageofme.”

“It’shardtotake.”EvepattedNatasha’sleg.“Reallyhardforasmart,strong-willedwomantotakewhen

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she’sbeenduped.Everythinghesaidtoyouwasalie,andoneyourhusbandpaidfor—worse,paidforwithyourmoney.Iknowit’srough.ItwasbadenoughwhenyoufoundoutZieglerwasseeingthatidiotAllaCoburnagain,badenoughwhenheliedtoyouabouther,aboutothers.

“Hemadeyoufeelspecial,excited,”Evecontinued.“Whenyousnuckouttoseehimthatday—the

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dayofyourparty—youjustwantedtoseehimbeforeheleftfortheseminar.Butyousawhe’dbeenwithsomeoneelse.Thecheapbra,thesluttyshoes,rightthere,inyourface.”

“Whatareyoutalkingabout?”Martellademanded.Eveignoredher.

“Hebrusheditoff.Hehadaway,didn’the?Shedidn’tmeananythingtohim.Justsex.Didhelaughatyou

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whenyoutoldhimyouwouldn’ttolerateit?Didhesneerwhenyousaidyoulovedhim,wantedhimtoonlybewithyou?Washelaughingwhenyoupickedupthetrophyandswungitathishead?”

“Youcan’ttalktoherthatway.”MartellatuggedonEve’sarm.“She’shurt.She’sbeenvictimized.Lance,makeherstop.”

“Wait.”HestaredatEve,

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shiftedhisgazeslowlytoNatasha’sface.“Justwait.”

“Idon’twanttotalktoyou.”Natashapluckedatthesheets,blinkedtearsintohereyes.“You’resayinghorriblethings.”

“Youstucktheknifeintohisheartbecausehe’dstuckoneintoyours.Itwasalllies,Natasha.Yours,yourhusband’s,Ziegler’s.Everythingyoudid:lies.Youthoughtyou’dgottenoff

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clear,youtoldyourselfyoudidwhatyouhadtodo,andthatwasthat.Butthetimeittook?Thattrippedyouup.Youhadtocancelyourhairandfacetechs.I’vecheckedwiththem,too.”

“Iwasbusypreparingfortheparty.”

“Youweren’thomeatthetimeZieglerdied.Catianalookedforyou,couldn’tfindyou.”

“Iwashome.OfcourseI

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washome.Dozensofpeoplesawme.”

“AndwhenIinterviewthem,eachandeveryone,noneofthemwillbeabletoverifyyouweretherebetweensixandseventhateveningbecauseyouwererushingovertoZiegler’sapartment,killinghim,andrushingbackagain.”

“Iwashome,”Natashasaidcoldly.“You’llneverproveotherwise.”

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“Surewewill.AndyesterdayCatianarealizedit.Talkingwithyoursister,shestartedputtingittogether.Startedwonderingwhyshecouldn’tfindyouinthehouse,whyyou’dcanceledyourhairandfacetime.Sixtoseven-thirty,accordingtoyourhairandskintechs.Butshewasloyal,Natasha.Shedidn’truntome,tothepolice,shewenttoyou.Shewenthopingyou’dexplain.

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Butyoucouldn’texplain.”“Tella,please.Callthe

nurse.Myheadhurts.”“Tash.”Slowly,Martella

easedbackfromthebed.“OhmyGod,Tash.Itcan’tbetrue.NotCate.Youcouldn’t.”

“Butshedid.Shehadtoprotectherself.Maybeyouofferedhermoney.She’dbeshocked,insulted.Youcouldn’ttrusthertokeephermouthshut,soyouargued,

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youthreatened.Youshovedher.Didyoumeantokillherorwasitjustahappyaccident?”

Natashashookherhead,lookedpleadinglyathersister.“Ididn’t.Icouldn’t.Believeme.”

“Ithinkitwasviolentimpulse,”Evecontinued.“LikeZiegler.AndlikeZiegler,youcouldn’tleaveitatthat.Afteryouturnedherover,madesureshewas

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dead,youknewjusthowtouseitalltoyouradvantage.YoucouldgetridofJJ—havehimlockedawaylikehedeservedforcheatingonyouwiththatlittlestripperwiththebigtits.Itwouldtakesomeguts,butyou’vegotthem.Soyoumadethenine-one-onecall.Youcouldclaimyoublockedvideoinyourrush,yourshock.Youfakedanattack,usingyourhusband’sname.Thenyou

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droppedthephone,crushedit.Yougotyourgutsup,pickedupthatvase.Youscreamed—alertingJJ,boostingyouradrenaline,thenyoustruckyourselfashardasyoucouldmanage.Harderthanyoushouldhave.Itnearlykilledyou.Younearlydiedforprideandegoandpaybacktoacheatingspouse.

“Wasitworthit?”“Everybit.”

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WhenMartellabegantoweep,Roarkeputanarmaroundher,lookedatLance.“Youshouldtakeherout.Sheshouldn’tbeherenow.”

“Comeon,darling.Comeonnow.”

“Goon!Youalwaysweretheweakone,”Natashacalledafterher.“GocryingtoDaddy,likeyouusedto.”

Martellastopped,lookedback.“You’remysister.”Shestraightenedhershoulders,

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liftedherchin.“Butshewasmybestfriend.Cate.I’llneverforgiveyouforCate.”Andshewalkedaway.

“Staff.”Natashaleanedback.“Anyonewhomakesfriendsorfamilyoutofpaidstaffisafool.”ShelookedatEve.“Iwasunderduress.Myhusband’spettycrueltiesandneglect,aloverflauntinghisflings.Ihadabreakdown.”

“Youcanplaythattune.”“Abreakdown.What

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happenedwithTreythatday?It’sasifsomeoneelsewasinsidemybody.Icouldn’tcontrolmyself.Catiana?Sheslipped.Weweretalking.Iwasupset,ofcourse,butsheslipped,fell.Iwasinshock.Again,outofmymind.Nooneintheirrightmindwouldstrikethemselvesthatway.”

“You’regoingtolearnthedifferencebetweenlegallysaneandjustbeingacold,vicious,selfishbitch.”

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“I’minthehospital.Inearlydied.Ihaveagreatdealofmoneytopayhard-hittinglawyers.NoonemournsforTreybutme.AndCatiana?Sheslipped.”

“You’reagoodliar,butwiththeevidenceI’mgoingtohavestackedupagainstyou,evenyourlieswillsink.NatashaQuigley,you’reunderarrestforthemurderofTreyZiegler,forthemurderofCatianaDubois,human

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beings.Additionalchargeswillincludebutnotbelimitedtoobstructionofjustice,lyingtoapoliceofficerduringaninvestigation.Youwillbeheldhere,underguarduntilsuchtimeasyoucansafelybetransportedtoprisontoawaittrial.”

“I’llgetoutonbail.”“Iwouldn’tbetonit.”

Evetookoutherrestraints,steppedforward.

“Stayawayfromme.You

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can’tusethoseonme.”“Wouldn’tbetonthat,

either.”Evegrabbedoneofherwrists,managedtoblocktheswipeofnailsforearmtoforearm.“Addresistingarresttotheaforesaidcharges.”Shelettheslapcome,thoughthewomanhadsomepunchtoher.“Andalittleicingformewithassaultingapoliceofficer.Whichallowsmeto—”

Shetookoutasecondpair

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ofrestraints,cuffedQuigley’sotherwrist.

“I’llhaveyourbadgeforthis.”

“Whatyou’llhaveisacrappylifeinacage.Yourcheatingputzofahusbandisprobablygoingtogetanicechunkofyourmoneyafterall.Yournameandfacearegoingtobesplashedalloverthemedia,andtheonlysocialclubyou’llbelongtoisBigNellie’sBitch-Slapping

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Circle.You’llbethemascot.MerryChristmas.”

“BigNellie?”Roarkeaskedastheywalkedout.

“Firstthingthatcametomind.Officer.”Shesignaledtheuniformshe’dorderedfortheduty.“Sitonher.I’vegotyouonfour-hourrotations,soyouwon’tmissChristmasaltogether.”

“I’mJewish,sir.”“Okay,Happy

Hanukkah.”

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Shespoketotheheadnurseonduty,relayedthestatustoDr.Campovia’link.

“Hersister’sgoingtosuffer.”

“She’smarriedtoasteadyguy—africkingrock.But,yeah,she’llsuffer.Murderdoesn’tstopatthevic,notmostofthetime.Shesethimupgood,andhewassuchanasshole,itplayed.Littleniggleshereandthere,butitplayed.They’resomuch

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alike—Copley,Quigley.Hecould’vedoneit,forallthesamereasons.Except,hedoesn’thavetheballstodamnnearkillhimselftogetawaywithit.”

“Youclosedit.Yougotbothyourvictimsjustice.”

“Messy,butclosed.NowIhavetogospringCopley,thatasshole.”

“Youcoulddoitinthemorning,lethimrotjustabit.”

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“Icould,butIwon’t.”“It’swhatmakesyounot

abitlikeeitherofthem.”“It’sapisserrightatthe

moment.It’sgoingtotakemeawhile.”Shelookedupathimastheysteppedoutoftheelevator.“Couplehourstodealwiththepaperwork,thelawyers.ScrewsupourChristmasEve.”

“We’vealreadyhadthecrescendo,therestcanwait.”

“Yeah.”Theysteppedout

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intothenight.Thecoldrainhadstopped.Shethoughtshecaughttheglimmerofacouplestars.

Shetookhishand,gavehisarmaswing.“Nicecoat,”shesaid,madehimlaugh.

She’ddoherduty,doherjob.ThensheandthemanwhoknewherandlovedheranywaywouldgohomeforChristmas.

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