The Facilitator / Dorodango Project

A Program to Find A Long Term Solution for A Full Spectrum of Social Misfits

This is a Very Rough Overview of This Proposal, Largely because The Author is seeking to be a Candidate Client of This Program.e.g.; The Author is A Socially Dysfunctional Hobo.

Presented by :

Tiny Wanda / Chrstphre Campbell / The Translucent Amoebae Consortium

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The Japanese Art of DorodangoConsists of Taking A Dirt/Mud Ball & by Simply Constantly Handing It, It Eventually Dries Into A Very Shiny Ball!

It might also be noted that these Dorodango Balls Are Very Fragile & Require A Stupendous EffortTo Preserve them in This Impeccable Guise.

This is both a Strength & Weakness of The Facilitator Approach.

The Strength is The Awareness that It is PossibleTo Take a Mud Ball or Homeless Vagabond And Create This Remarkable Self Actualized Form;While The Weakness is That This Level of Perfection RequiresConstant Attention & Care in Preserving It.

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The Dorodango Project is A Self Sustaining Approach & Methodology towards Eliminating Homelessness; As well as Providing A More Pervasive Solution to All Underutilized Citizens that May Not be Capable of Self Actualizing on their own.

One Line Overview :

The Dorodango Project is A Self Sustaining Approach & Methodology to Eliminating Homelessness; As well as Providing A More Pervasive Solution to All Underutilized Citizens that May Not be Capable of Self Actualizing on their own.

Initial Assumptions :

The General Population of any given Society contains a measurable Subset of Citizens which are unable to sustain themselves as productive residents for A Wide Variety of Reasons; Such as Mental Illness, Personality Disorders, Intellectual Bovinianess, Narcotic Dependancies, Incorrigible Laziness, Ideological or Philosophic Beliefs that Conflict with Capitalism, Foreign Cultural Mores or A Pathological Confusion pertaining to The Minutia of Existence The Dorodango Project Assumes that these Featherless Parakeets are Chronically Broken, & Do Not Need a Mere Helping Hand, But Rather; Long Term Guardianship & Supervision of The Sort that Responsible Parents provide for their Children Indefinitely. The Candidates for The Dorodango Project will remain within The Program Perpetually, But Not as a Burden to The Program or Society; But Rather as The Principle Income Generating Beavers that Sustains The Supervisory Conservators that Nurture & Assist them in Every Venue of their lives.

The Dorodango Project Assumes that Everyone that is Accepted into The Program ( Which Allows that Some Social Delinquents are Not Suitable for this Program ! ) Want to Be Happy; And this Happiness is Socially Agreeable & Obtainable by Means of An Attention to Details which The Participants are Unable to Identify &/or Manage on their own.

This is The Core of The Dorodango Project;It assumes that The Principle Handicap Underlying The Dysfunctionality of Most Social Misfits is that they are Unable to Manage The Common & Ordinary Minutia of Existence that Socially Functional Citizens are able to Perform Intuitively without Conscious Effort.

You may believe that many of these Eccentrics have Larger or More Extensive Problems that are their Real Problems, But The Dorodango Project Openly Refutes This !The Dorodango Project Believes that Their Mental Illness, Drug Addictions, Criminal Preferences or Incorrigible Indolence may have a Physiological Foundation But its their Inability to Understand & Cope with All of Their Everyday Annoyances that makes them Truly Dysfunctional.

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The AntiThesis of The Dorodango Project is that Dysfunctional Citizens need Therapy, Judicial Incarceration, Ostracization, Hand Outs, Sympathy, Pity, Pointless Labor or Tough Love; Which The Proponents of these Approaches believe will Enable The Dysfunctional Citizens to Snap Out of It & Then Reintegrate into Society on their own, Without Any Additional Help.

This is Crazy Talk.

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Things That The Dorodango Project will Eliminate

Soup KitchensWelfareSSI Warming CentersDumpster Diving( Except by Middle Income Teenagers The Economic Potential of Dumpster Diving; The Amazing Resources that may be found in Dumpsters !!! ) Drunken Sots Loitering around your Corner Grocery Store- - -

How will The Dorodango Project get Rid of These Scourges ?

By simply creating an Opportunity & Methodology for Resourceful Entrepreneurs to make money from these Blights.

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Initial Definitions :

The Facilitator : The Supervising Caretaker / The Grandmother Witch / A Curandera The Toaster :The Client / Misfit / Neer-do-well / Hobo / Traffic Cone / Bbours :The Damp Masses / The Mediocre Masses / Hoi Polloi / Peasants Sheep :The Passive Grazers that want Simple LivesWolves :The Reckless Predators that Prey on The Sheep, Destabilizing The CommunityBeavers :The Hard Workers that are Incessantly Busy, Sustaining The Social InfrastructureEngineers :Generic Term for Artists & Musicians, Creators, Shakers & Doers, Anyone that Changes Things to Evolve Society. The Functional Opposite of The Engineers are The Janitors. The Dysfunctional Tangental Opposite of The Janitors are The Cats.Janitors :The Bbours that Maintain The Structures within A Society. This Includes are The Professions that one may think of as Conventional Janitors, Window Washers, Middle Management, Assembly Line Workers & Such; But also Doctors & Lawyers, Wall Street Money Jugglers & anyone else that Doesnt Contribute anything New to Their Culture.Cats :The Bbours that just loaf around & never do anything. These are The Street People, Drunken Sots, Homeless Bag or Shopping Cart Lunatics & such that Litter The Streets of Metropolitan Centers & Public Parks. Hobos :A Distinct Autonomous Class of Cats, But are Effectively Unseen by The Bbours.Infinite Greed :Greed that Abhors WasteSelf Actualization : The State of Individual Perfection ( Complete Fulfillment of Ones Potential ) Cogitator :Next Generation of Thinking MachinesM&M : The Pinnacle of Technology / Simplicity & Complexity, Nearly Free Perfection

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New Introduction :

i live in an apartment building that features 10 Units, each of which is appropriate for a single individual, or perhaps a couple that have a very functional, loving relationship.Recently; Since The Buildings Change in Ownership, The Categories of Tenants has changed substantially since when i moved in, 5 years prior to this shift in Management Philosophy ( ! )

Which has compelled me to think harder about The Problem of Misfits.Where would be The Best or Most Appropriate Place for Misfits, Eccentrics, Neer-do-wells, Oddballs, The Marginally Disabled due to A Personality Disorder, Foreigners & Refugees, Serious Criminals Not Currently Incarcerated, or DeadBeat Relatives.

i have come to believe that simply dumping them into residential centers whose principle occupants do Not fulfill any of The Criteria Mentioned above, is Inefficient & Perilous to The Sheep as well as The Wolves. It is Not The Job or Responsibility of The Good Responsible Lodgers to care for to Put-Up-With The Antics of The Misfits.

So where should they be housed ?

It is also necessary & prudent to more thoroughly define our Misfit Categories by Dividing them into Quiet & Bothersome Misfits.i would consider myself a Quiet Misfit, & while i may Not be a Good Neighbor as i Envision a Good Neighbor, i strive to be an Invisible Neighbor.

A Good Neighbor is much friendlier than i am. i have a Schizoid Personality Disorder ( Or possibly Aspergers ), which interferes with my ability to interact with people. While i may cognitively consider baking ( or buying ) a pie to welcome a new Occupant to The Building; i am deeply inhibited from doing so.

i think that most people find The Quiet Misfit TolerableBut even so; i would consider myself a good prospect for The Dorodango Program as a Toaster.

Anyways.

i think that The Best Solution for Bothersome Misfits that are Interested in Integrating into The General Community ( As Opposed to those that Dont & Require a Different Solution ),Is to put them into Group Homes.Ideally; A Group Home should be fairly Small; BecauseYou obviously dont want to Cater a Gathering for Criminal Delinquents that are eager to form a new gang,Or have so many Clients ( Under a Facilitator ) that they become Dehumanized.The Biggest Problem i see for this Solution is that many of your Misfits may be Wolves that would Prey on The Sheep in a Group Home.

The Obvious Solution is to Carefully Collect The Residents so that A Compatible or Functional Congregation Not Only Survives One Another ( ! ) But acts as One Anothers Yin to Yang Melding to A Comfortable & Tasty Vanilla. There may be A Place for Italian Butterscotch; But in any Environment where Explosions, Meltdowns, Confrontations or Catastrophic Volcanic Paroxysms are probable, Vanilla is The Flavor you should be aiming for.

So that if youre interested in Recruiting a Neer-do-well as a Toaster, You need a Community Toasters will equal dominance that are Not Neer-do-wells.

SoHow would you Start Something like this; From Scratch ?

Find a House with 5 or 6 Bedrooms.Find a Facilitator ( or A ( Married ) Couple acting as A Facilitator ) Do some Research & Assemble A Small Community of Toasters.Live Responsibly.

The ( Other ) Problem is that if a Neer-do-well currently lives in a building where they have worn out their welcome, & they dont want to move to a Group Home, How might you proceed ?

Ideally; They would move to The Facilitator Center Willingly, Because there are substantial incentives for them to Self-Actualize there & have all The Problems taken care of; But sometimes a Misfit has a much greater desire or Need for Personal Freedom than The Promises of The Dorodango Program can offer them.In Such A Case; Youd need somekind of Legal-Smegal Foundation to move them out of The Apartment Complex that theyre currently taking residence in, & then Move them to The new Facility as Painlessly as Possible Perhaps even moving all of their stuff while they are otherwise occupied off-site ( ! ) At The End of The Day; You simply redirect them to their new residency & feed them pie until they calm down. : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o

i realize. That.Ideas are cheap.

i have no idea how any of this would be implemented,& i am aware that there are innumerable details that i have Not considered.This is a Raw Idea.A Half Baked Idea.It is however; i believe, A much Better Hare-Brained, Impractical, Cockamamie Proposal than many of The Programs that i have experienced first hand as a Recipient of Their Misbegotten Goodwill.

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Second New Introduction :

Another Level of The Original Cockamamie Idea is to Identify Good or Promising Candidates for The Dorodango Program. The Best Way to do this; i suspect; Is to administer an Expansive Personality Inventory to As Many People as Possible. This assumes that everyone, even crazy homeless people, have an iPod, Android Phone or Reading Tablet which is capable of loading an App that consists of This Personality Inventory, & is Fun to Play. The App; Through Devious Means ( ! ), learns The True Identity of The Person taking The Personality Inventory & emails Their Results to a Central Repository where The Best Candidates are Shunted to A Second Tier Recruitment Processing Center. For The Many Citizens that take The Inventory that are Not Dysfunctional Enough to be in The Dorodango Program, they are redirected to Others that are like minded or suitable for romantic relationships based on formulas that have been shown to link certain personality types & resources to one another. So that The App serves everyone. ( nearly everyone )

This App : ( Fun to Take ! )

Determines The Users Personality Type.Intelligent Quotient ( Multiphasic Analysis ) Ethical QuotientDrug DependanciesTendencies toward Sociopathic or Psychopathic BehavioursCultural LiteracyInterests & CuriositiesSexual FetishesWhat Animal theyd like to beGreatest AspirationsAny PhobiasWhat Question theyd like to ask Gawd.What Question theyd like to ask The Aliens.How Gullible they areFavorite ColorSocial Caste- - - ? : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o

The Third New Introduction

One other point that i would like to address; & This Continuance of New Introductions speaks to this Third Tier by Pure Example; e.g. ) i am( Author of The Dorodango Project )Of The Type that would be A Client of The Dorodango Method. i am Muddled in my thinking, & find it very difficult to organize my thoughts sufficiently to Get Things Done.

How The Dorodango Project Differs from The Status Quo :

One of The things that has greatly irritated me in my many failed attempts, ( feeble as they were )to integrate into a more normalized Employment Situation; Is that when seeking help from Employment Agencies, whose job, it was, arguably; to find an employment solution for me They( & this applies to my many teachers in The Public School System as Well )would invariably ( im pretty sure that im using this wood correctly )push me back down to my Proper Position if i were to dream wildly, & express a desire to serve The Community or Employment Realm in A Creative Manner. That is; Actually Contribute Something Creatively, To Change The Way Things Are Now & Lift Up The Damp Masses. Their position was to simply put me to work on an assembly-line somewheres & if Any of Us ( The Victims ( Children ) of The Public School System or Government Employment Bureaus ) really wanted to Contribute Something in This Manner, we would Be On Our Own & Indeed, Many of The Victims of The Public School System do escape this Flour-Mill System, & Actually go on to Accomplish Something. Gawd Bless Them !

But The Dorodango Project is Not Intended for Those that Can Do that On Their Own.The Dorodango Project is for Those that have The Crazy Ideas & A Grand Spiritual Desire to Serve The Fallen Angels, Featherless Parakeets, Naked Hamsters & The Damp Masses; Without Gratuitous Compensation Something like; Doctors without Boarders ( ? ) !!! But are lacking in that very special Attribute of : Knowing How To Get Things Done. That is What The Dorodango Project Provides for them; These Angels that Want very much to be productive, but are deeply stymied by Their Own Inner Confusion.

i think that i can reliably recount a solid 90% of all The Times that A Teacher in The Public School System or Government Employment Agency told me, in no uncertain terms, to Sit Down & Shut Up & To Stop Bothering them with all of my Crazy Ideas.

Granted : Lunatics like myself have A Lot of Crazy Ideas; Many of Them, A Great Many of Them, Really are Very Crazy, & with The Greatest Effort Applied to them, Will Never Bear Fruit !!!

So that; It is entirely reasonable that these Factory Workers would be Exercising Reasonable Impatience when Suppressing my Creative Impulses. But. That squanders many of The Great Crazy Ideas & Disorganized Lunatics like myself from Ever Getting Anything Done. They have; thrown another wondrous Book in The Fireplace. Burnt down another Library. BullDozed Another Concert Auditorium. Maybe it is Entirely Reasonable for them Not to Squander Their Time on Us.

The Dorodango Project is Specifically Intended to Seek out These Lunatics with The Crazy Ideas, Not So Crazy Ideas, or Merely a Sincere Desire to Work Hard & Accomplish Something Real. This in itself is a Crazy Idea. The Dorodango Project is Recursively Crazy.

Another Small Point that occurred to me, & that i wanted to somehow Integrate into this Third Introduction, but i keep leaving it out; Is that many of these Teachers & Employment Agency Drones, Dont seem to Be Aware that there are many Jobs, Real Jobs, Simple, Concrete Jobs that arent mere Busy Work. It seems to me that The Public School System & Government Employment Agencies are Only Concerned with finding BusyWork for The Damp Masses to keep themselves occupied with. To keep idyl hands from getting into superfluous mischief.

In one ( Real World ) Case; i had this Crazy Idea of Wanting to Redesign All of Those 3rd Class Mailing Fliers from Woolworths or Newberrys ( nowadays; Waldomart or Fred Meyers ) from The Structure that they were currently using, which caused many people to simply throw them away without even looking at them; To Something that most eveyone would keep, in piles, in their homes, like National Geographics. National Geographic is such an odd Periodical, in that while most Magazines are superficially read & then Discarded; Most Everyone that Subscribes to National Geographic, keep them, in Stacks or Bookcases forever. What if it were somehow possible to Redesign all of The Junk Mail, 3 Page Fliers; So that Most Everyone that got one of these, would actually eagerly read through it & keep it. or Take it apart & tape some parts of it to their Walls.

This seemed like a deliciously mischievious idea to me.

But The Government Employment Drone that i was relaying this idea to, just didnt get it.i think that her problem was that she didnt think, or wasnt aware that The Process of Designing these Fliers was someones Real Job. Its like Product Packaging; Andy Warhol may have tried to show us that The Campbells Soup Can is Real Art, But most people, of course; Werent able to Extend that understanding to All Product Packaging. Every Canned Good or Product Label or Box is a Work of Art that was Created by A Creative Artist. Every now when i mention this to you; im sure that most of you Balk at this idea. That is Crazy Talk, you say.

Then you have proven my point. You dont Get It. You dont understand that there are Lots of Real Jobs that are, That Offer, a Lot more to someone that wants to Do Good than be Nothing More than Busy Work.

The Dorodango Projects Mandate is to Provide Confused Hobos with Facilitators that Know How To Get Things Done & get them into Jobs that will provide them with an Opportunity to Do Real, Lasting Good.*

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The Facilitator/Dorodango Project

A Generic, Form Fitting SolutionTowards Eliminating The Bane of The Homeless Population & Finding A Productive & Self Sustaining Niche for Everyone in A Given Society.

It is all about Making Full Use of The Resources Available to A Society.It is all about Infinite Greed.Infinite Greed differs a little from Conventional Greed in that : The Usual Kind of Greed is All About Obtaining Something; Money, Land, Raw Materials, Opulence &/or Gratuitous Creature Comforts, Controlling Souls, Hoarding Capital Resources or Essential Necessities, Dominating & Restricting Knowledge or Simply Destroying The Potential Wealth of Others to Create A Greater Chasm between The Rich & Poor, So that you seem, or Are Richer, than The Others. Infinite Greed is Most Notably Defined by Its Equivalence to The Actions of Perfect Egotism, & by Extension; Acquisitive Altruism Which is An Illustrative Narrative of A World without Color or Shadows. Imagine a World without Color or Shadows. How would you distinguish one thing from another? Everything would remain distinct, but you would not be able to discern their Separateness. Everything would appear as They Really Are; One Continuous, Holistic Gaian Organism, Filling all available Space & Time.Its The Colors & Shadows that confuse us.Infinite Greed & Perfect Egotism are Philosophies that understand that any change(s for The Betterment of What may appear to be This Over Here, Must Include Everything Over There as well.This may seem overwhelming or impossible, But like any good magic trick; It is fulfilled with misdirection & lots of tiny steps that allows any given caterpillar to climb to The top of The Highest Tree.

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Various Ideas for An Outline :

Include before & After Pictures;Possible Venues for ExploitationThe Acknowledgement of Talentless Homeless ClientsProcedure to Completion Things that The Facilitator would need to take care of.

IntroductionMy BackgroundThe Facilitator Synopsis

Contact Information & Disclaimer

Table of ContentsDefinitions & Glossary List of Included Definitions & Links

The Facilitator Introduction

Suggestions for Recruiting, Identifying & Excluding Potential Facilitators

The Two Principle Expenditures ( Seed Money )A) The Detoxification HospitalizationB) Housing, Groceries & Other Amenities for The First Six Months

Minimal Housing Containment Egg Group Housing for Socialites

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A Short Introduction

The Facilitator Project/Program

The Facilitator Project Is Principally Intended to Remove The Homeless from The Cities that they Plague.

The Facilitator Project Rejects Homeless Shelters, Jobs Programs, Tent Cities, Cardboard Boxes as Homes, Police Harassment, Drug or Alcoholism Enabling, One Solution Fits All, Religious Altruism, Charity, Resignation of The Human Condition, Voluntary Organizations, Soup Kitchens, Welfare, Street Juggling, Public Housing, Humanitarianism, Social Conscious, Compassionate Goodwill or Bleeding Heart Liberal Tolerance for The Under-Privileged.

The Problem(s ( Principle Fallacy ) with Altruistic Charity Programs is That; A) They are constantly Scrambling for Funding & B) The Volunteers that Donate their Time & Effort, Eventually Burn Out & Resign; Bitter & Disillusioned that they have accomplished Nothing, Since these programs are Invariably Interested in Only Sustaining The Status Quo & Enabling The Self Destructive Habits of The Homeless ( et. al. ).

The Facilitator Project is Based on The Simple Idea of Perfect Egotism & Infinite Greed that Exploits The Resources that The Homeless have to Offer.

This Resource ( The Homeless Rag-a-muffins ) is Being Tragically Squandered & The Best Way to Cultivate it, Is to Find Facilitators that are willing & able to Discover these Hidden Resources & Exploit them to The Desired Effect of Self Actualizing The Previously Homeless Clients.

The Facilitator Project is Intended to Help a Specific Class(s of The Homeless; Petty Criminals, Welfare Recipients, The Chronically UnEmployed, Bothersome Relatives, Misguided Youth, Disenfranchised Single Apartment Dwellers, Traumatized Veterans, Most Mentally or Physically Disabled Jelly Rolls, Quirky Genius', Confused Overachievers & Talentless Go-Getters, MailArtists, Green Peace Vegetarians, UnEnculturated Immigrants, Suicidal Adolescents from Abusive Homes, Aimless Whores, UnAttractive HighSchool DropOuts & Recently Divorced or Widowed Housewives that are Minimally Trainable According to The Well Established Principles of Classical Pavlovian Conditioning.

The Facilitator Program consists of a Symbiotic RelationshipBetween The Greedy Exploiter & The Dysfunctional Loafer.

The Inclusive Rule is : Featherless Parakeets that Require Extensive Supervision to Become Functional Citizens.

The Exclusionary Rule is : Shaved Hamsters that are Not Enthusiastic or Acquiescent about Self Actualizing.

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ive been thinking about this project a few days after i started it, & while this thought has occurred to me previously; it suddenly seemed to ring more true as ive been formalizing an approach to The Implementation of The Facilitator Project, & that Is :This Entire Program may only be suitable for a very tiny subset of The Homeless Population.And that Subset consists of Homeless people that retain a long term dream for their own future.- - Another thought that i had while watching The News on how The Local Government & Police were dealing with The Campers under The Freeway Overpasses; Was that The Government was still thinking in terms of handling this Situation as A Janitorial Problem, Rather than an Opportunity for Everyones Benefit.The Position that The Government should take is;We Fully Respect The Freedoms of These Homeless People to Break Away from Western Civilization & Live without Boundaries; But Sadly; There is No Specific Place where This Sub-Culture can go & live under The Benevolent Hand of Gawd, Sufficiently Isolated from Western Civilization to Exist as An Autonomous Entity. As a Sub-Culture that Routinely Uses The Waste & Refuse of Their Parental Community that they have Rejected;This Ad Hoc Solution is UnAcceptable to Many of Us that Perceive these Bohemian Idlers as An Eyesore, or Worse; A Threat to our Security. So.Our Position on this is; If you keep a Low Profile, make use of Facilities that we will provide for you to Store your Belongings in a Secure Location, Take Periodic Showers & Stay out of Mischief; We will respect your rights & Freedom to live peripherally within our communities, without The Usual Arduous Responsibilities or Gratuitous Benefits We will make every effort to ignore you; But ( Alternatively ) If you insist on jumping onto our Radar, Getting in our Faces & Being A Nuisance; Then we will take possession of your Liberties; & Insist that you become integrated at ( at least ) A Minimal Level of Societal Participation. This may be greatly beneficial for your circumstances; But if you dont see it that way; Youll need to Readjust your priorities. - - This Hardass position of ours does Not presuppose that you are powerless to push back;But we would like you to avoid conflict, as The game of Antagonism will often result in very unexpected consequences for everyone concerned. : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : o

Initial Observations & Assumptions :

Bell Curve of Self Sufficiency

While most Homeless Vagabonds are perceived as shoddy undomesticated chattel, Whose grooming habits are inferiour to that of houseflies; One might well consider that if You were thrown out of Your home, with only The Clothes on your back in Mid-Winter; What would your Survival Potential Be ?These Crazy Lunatics that dig through our Garbage Dumpsters are capable of Exhibiting A Genuine & Remarkable Set of Skills that Demonstrate that they have a Strong Desire to Survive & Within The Confines of Their Mental Illnesses Flourish.

The Facilitator Program is Simply Intended to Take that Raw & MisDirected Ambition & Focus It on Allowing these UnClaimed Social Orphans to Self Actualize under Austere, Self-Motivating & Loving Supervision.

The Facilitator Leaves Nothing to Chance. Any Problem or Difficulty that Arises, Is The Responsibility of The Facilitator. The Facilitator is Not a Mother or Father Surrogate; The Facilitator is A Symbiotic Leech attached to The Belly of The Client & Insures that their Every Need is Cared for. The Facilitators task is Not to Train The Client to Take Care of Themselves. It is Axiomatically Assumed that The Client will Never be Able to Care of Themselves. The Client should be Considered to be like a Quadriplegic in a Basket that must be carried everywhere & fed hourly. And Then: Within this Tightly Confined Womb of Nurturing; The Client is given The Freedom to Perform some Fiscally Productive Activity without any of The Wholly Expected Burdens that Any Ordinary Person would be forced to Endure.

That is The Facilitator Program.The Client Pays The Facilitator. It Costs The State, Government or Community Nothing.

The Only Requirement is Finding Sufficiently Greedy & Infinitely Patient Facilitators to Exploit The Derelicts, Transients & Vagrants that Litter our Freeway Underpasses.

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Definitions :

Provide Links within The Document to The DefinitionsUnfortunately; .pdfs do not have an active return feature which would work with multiple references, so that this convenience would be a one way trip to The Definition, But require The Reader to find their own way back to their place in The Document !

The Facilitator : The Active Service Provider that Cares for The Client(s under their Guardianship. The Facilitator is Self-Motivated to Serve their Own Best Interests; Which Consists of Exploiting The Clients under their Care to Provide them with The Highest Potential Income. This Necessitates that they Sustain a Careful Balance of Both Challenging Their Clients to Excel & Self Actualize; Without Breaking them like Calcium Deficient Fibula. Since The Roll of The Facilitator Requires that They Exhibit Expertise in So Many Different Fields; Rather than find A Cadre of Jeeves; It may be more Beneficial & Easier for The Project Administrators to Create A Tiered Hierarchy of Facilitators that are Subservient & CoOperative with One Another. Obviously; The Fewer Tiers, The Better. The Facilitator; More than Any, Superfluous Expert on Any Given Field, They are Simply Someone that is Proficient at Getting Things Done, & Know, Without Hesitation, Where to Go to Find Help when they Need it.

Kinds of Facilitators :The Entrepreneur The NursemaidThe HousekeeperThe Legal Liaison / Insurance Specialist / Money ManagerThe Ethicist / Anthropologist / Sociologist / PhilosopherThe Passive Psychoanalyst The Field Expert / Master (x / Employment Advisor

OverSeer: Supervisor under The Facilitator

UnderSeer: Supervisor under The OverSeer. An Underseer may be A Resident that is Comparatively Less Disabled in some Spectral Range of Abilities, So that they would aid another Resident within That Realm, While in another Context; The Roles of these Two Residents would be Reversed.

The Client, Toaster or Resident : The Formerly Homeless or (x, Oily Bundle that The Facilitator Cares for & Nurtures. The Functional Participation of The Client is to Allow The Facilitator to Aid them in Self Actualizing, So that they may become a Fiscally Productive Member of The Industrial Civilization that Spawned them; And has an Ethical Responsibility towards Exploiting them for Their Mutual Benefits.

Crazy : A Generic Term for A Condition Characterized by A Severe Disconjunct between a Persons Understanding of The World, & The Predictable Cause & Effect Activity of The Shared Reality.

IQ : IQ is a very Curious Idea that Generally means or refers to a toasters Brightness. It has been well noted that there are a wide spectrum of IQs & any given induhvidual may possess a high Brightness Indicator in one Area & be quite a dullard in another. As Such; To Consider any given person either Entirely Bright or Dull based on a Particular Attribute is to Sell them Short Laces. Each induhvidual must be considered Apt for a particular Task or Situation. It may well be that some Featherless Parakeets seem very Bright over a Wide Spectrum of Abilities, but They may fall far short in a particular skill when matched against a well established Sack Bouncer.

Invisible :Anything that The Client ( or Facilitator ) is UnAware of, But Tangibly Exists & Either Services their Needs or Impedes their Growth & Development. e.g.; Automatic Electronic Bill Payments, Community Prejudices, Unconscious Self Loathing, Undiagnosed Brain Tumors, Multiple Personality Syndrome or Pixies that Rearrange things in your Room.

Perfect Egotism : Egotism that understands that to best serve ones personal agenda; You invariably need The Cooperation or Indifference of The Damp Masses; Such that one must always strive to stay on their good side by Offering them small treats to keep them placated.

Infinite Greed : Greed with Abhors Waste.

The Damp Masses : The Hoi Polloi / The IQ 100s / What is Noticeable concerning The Damp Masses, is that The IQ