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Once apon a time there was a freak named graceShe ate Lansbury donuts and she was also the shyest gurl in tenessee.She had warms on her feet...and she loved to sleep on a rockone day, jesus busted in on a pony and started lickin peeps...grace awoke and said i will not be treated this way. so she runs away to tylershouse...

Tyler doesn't answer his door so she climbs through a window.then she notices that tyler has a pet unicron in the corner of his roomShe sets it on fire.the burning unicorn jumps out the window into a pile of leaves setting tylers h

ouse on fire.the unicorn dies therefore driving the already endangered unicorn to extinction..... the unicorns funeral is friday just fyiAnd then it started raining puppies and kittens.while grace is sitting in tylers room looking out the window at the dead sparklyunicorn tyler comes in his room and says...

but the unicorn is resurrected as a demon and spit fire balls the color of chincheeros ( ben miller) hair, then all of a sudden Tyler pulls out a 12 gauge with

buck shot and....EATS EVERYONE.EXCEPT GRACE! grace still gets to live.So Grace eats Tyler.

and they merge into one WEIRD deformed person with two heads!the gracyler (the grace and tyler monster) goes on a rampage in milwood middle and kills everyonethen a giant justin comes in with a nuke and sets it off and everyone dies execept justin. yes i winNAHH MAN. THEN A DINOSAUR CAME AND ATE JUSTIN.and inside the dinosaur was a computer and justins goes to look at it....theresno internet justin crys noooooooooooooooo

and thennn justin discovers he has nomoregrace disease.its very serious and can

be deadlythen tyler found a time machine and went back in time and when justin was a babyput him in the microwave, but....

justin gets out and stalks tyler for the rest of his lifebut then justin dies from nomoregrace disease and tyler is alone in the world.

and then grace comes back to life as a talking pillow caseand bites ms.jenkinsThen. A narwhal was born. It's name was Jessica.It ate the world supply of skittles.the narwhal jessica then threw up from eating all of those skittles. and drownded austrilia in narwhal puke.then it came back from the dead as a zombie and ate the pillow case.

then jessica the narwhale starts slow danceing with the broom it had in the backof its narwhal jeansthe broom sets Jessica the narwhal on fire. Food for everyone!Everyone atethen larry the legendary duck pirate runs up to everyone eating jessica yelling...?" MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD"the boys then responded " its better than yours" so of course the duck pirate h

ad to offer to educate us on how to make a milkshake for a hefty feeof 13456372846536278 duck dollarswhich is equivalent to 27 portugese euros... ( the duck economy has suffered a

lot of inflation)because of the chimnnese people

the awful chimnese people make little slaves out of marshmellows which causes alot of ducks to lose their jobs to marshmellow slavesso the ducks had a HUGE bonfire and made s'moes out of the marshmellow slaves

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the evil marshmellow slaves were defeated but their masters and creators the chimnese are not finished ruining the duck economy and therefore our hero larry'slife.andthen larry meets yoda, and they study the ways of the jedi together until...SUPRISE BUTT SLAP HAPPENS!

feeling violated yoda kicks larry off his swamp planet. his training incomplete

larry has no chance to defeat the chimneselarry still trys to defeat the chimnese and wins, but then the ghost of justin comes to reap larrys soul....and then a metor comes out of nowhere and kills everyone and a giant prego ms.burke rules the worldAHHHHHH!........ boy am i glad im dead

graces mom comes out of nowhere and attacks ms.burkeThen a care bear comes out and scares everyone then say im a loveing care bear then Barney comes out singing " i love you , you love me im gonna give you HIV ...."and so he gives them all hiv.except my mom...

my mom then travels to new zealand and sees..a dancing guard catthe cat starts to hump her face...AND EATS EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IN CLUDING HER SELF. THE END.