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8/4/2019 [email protected] Hector Goes Shopping

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Episode 2

Narrative

ANNIE[reading email message/replying to email]Whats he like?Oh. Argentinian tall handsome.

Oh, wow, fantastic! A new boyfriend for you maybe![Laughs/sneezes]Maybe, but dont tell Bridget!

BRIDGETHector please, call me Gigi.

ANNIEOh Hector, call me Gigi.Oh.[sending email] Must go. More news later. A.

BRIDGETIs Hector still asleep?

ANNIEYep.

BRIDGETAah.Hector, wakey-wakey.Come on, rise and shine.

Hector makes snoring noises

ANNIESweet!

BRIDGETOh, good morning.[Sneezes]

HECTOROh, good morning.[Sneezes]

ANNIEUh, no, no, no, good morning, ah-ah-ah.

HECTORGood morning, ah-ah-ah.

ANNIENo Hector, I have a cold.

BRIDGETAnd so have I.

HECTOROh you have a cold, Bridget.

Episode 2 Hector Goes Shopping

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BRIDGETYes, I have a cold.

ANNIEYes, we have a cold, so lets begin again.Good morning.

HECTOR

Good morning.

BRIDGETOh never mind.Hector, would you like some New pyjamas?

HECTORMmm?

BRIDGETHector, please excuse me for a moment.Annie, bathroom. Now!

HECTORGood morning.

NICKGood morning.Is it fancy dress?

HECTORFancy dress?Yes.

NICKOh, nice.

Hey, nice car, ay.

HECTORI have this car at home.

NICKWow, you have this car at home.

HECTORAhm.

NICKGirls must love you.

HECTORGirls, no.

NICKNo?Hector, can I tell you something?

HECTOR


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OK.

NICKThe car looks good.

HECTORAh-ay.

NICKAy.So you must look good too! Ha-hmm?

HECTORI look good!

NICKNo.You dont look good.But Ican help.

HECTOROK!

NICKOK!

BRIDGETHectors clothes are awful!

ANNIEOh, theyre so old fashioned!

BRIDGETI know, Ill take him shopping.

ANNIEBut Bridget youre so busy that Ill take him shopping.

BRIDGETNo, its all right, Ill take him shopping.

ANNIEBut theres no problem, Ill take him shopping.

BRIDGETI said Ill take him shopping!!

Sound of sneezing

NICKYou need, you need a oh hi, babe!

BRIDGETOh its you, Nick.

ANNIEOh hi, Nick.


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NICKHector has asked me what clothes to wear.

BRIDGETYeah, right.

NICK

You need a look, like on a fast bike.

BRIDGETNo, no, no, no, Hector, dont listen to Nick, listen tome.

HECTOROK.

BRIDGETYou need a designer look.

ANNIENo, no, no, Hector, thats not for you.You need, you need a cowboy look.

NICKNo, no, a leather jacket.

BRIDGETA bandanna and a vest.

ANNIEA denim shirt.

NICKA motor bike!

BRIDGETDesigner!

ANNIECowboy!

HECTORAh, stop!!OK, I will go shopping.

BRIDGETWhat?

ANNIEOn your own?

NICKBut you need us!

HECTORAh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.


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ANNIEHow?What will you say?

HECTORErm

NICKIts OK, leave it to me.Iam the shopkeeper, you are the customer.

HECTORUh?

NICKThis is a shop.I sell, you buy.

HECTOROh, OK.Oh, ding-dong.Good morning.

NICKGood morning!Can I help you?

HECTORYes.I I

NICKI would like

HECTORI would like a jacket, please.

NICKTrousers.

HECTORUh?

NICKI would like a pair of trousers please.

HECTOR

Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please.- And a shirt.

NICKNo. shoes.I would like a pair of shoes, please.

HECTORI would like a pair of shoes, please.And a cat for my head.


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NICKI think you mean a hat.

HECTOREh?

NICK

This is a cat!

HECTOR[Laughs]A cat for my head!

ANNIEHector, come shopping with me.

BRIDGETOr me.

ANNIENo, me.

BRIDGETHes my pen friend!

NICKAll right!Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little biteachIwill go to the shoe shop.

ANNIEAnd Iwill go to the clothes shop.

BRIDGETNo, Ill go to the clothes shop!

ANNIEOK, Ill just buy the shirt.

BRIDGETIll buy the trousers!

NICKGood! Hah!

HECTOR

Good.

ANNIERight, lets go!Oh, no, I completely forgot!We need, eggs, lemons and dog food.Oh, its all right, Ill do it on line later.

HECTOREggs, lemon, dog food.


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ANNIEOh well done, Hector.

BRIDGETBye Hector.Oh and dont answer the phone, it might be thetarantula.

HECTOROK.

NICKBye Hector, be good.And if you cant be good, be careful.Ha-ha.

HECTOREh?

NICKNever mind!

ANNIE[sending email]Nadia I have a cold.Bridget has a cold and Hector has

BRIDGET New pyjamas.

ANNIE[sending email]Terrible pyjamas.Oh, you should see them Nadia.They are so funny!

BRIDGET[sending email]Hi, sweetie.I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own.Ill take him shopping.But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop forHector as well.So guess what?Were all going shopping for Hector.

NICKMe, you and you can go shopping for Hector, a little biteach.

BRIDGET[sending email]What will he look like?

NICK[sending email]And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look.

ANNIEHe needs a cowboy look!

NICK[sending email]


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But I think he needs a biker look like me!Yeah!

NICKYou need a look, like on a fast bike!

HECTORGood morning sir.

I would like a cat for my head!Oh, room service.Hello, I would like an egg for my head, ha-ha!Lemons for my head!

Intercom buzzes

HECTOROh, dog food for my head.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Whos that?

HECTORAah!The tarantula!

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]I said, whos that?

HECTORHello.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Wheres Bridget?

HECTOR

Erm, where is Bridget?Me, I am Bridget.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]I dont believe you.

HECTORYes, I have a cold![Sneezes]

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Oh, Im sorry.

HECTOR

[Sneezes]Oh, thank you.[Sneezes]

Dog barks

HECTORSsh!Charlie!

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]


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Is that a dog?

HECTORNo, no, it is not a dog, Annie has a cold also!

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Oh, poor Annie.

HECTORThank you.[Sneezes]Now goodbye!

[Sneezes]Oh, oh ole!I am Hector, I speak Englis Eggs, lemons, dog food.Eggs, lemons, dog food.

HECTOROh hi, [erm] good, good afternoon Annie.

ANNIEGood afternoon Hector.I bought this for you.

HECTOROh, what is it?

ANNIETry it on.

HECTOREh?

ANNIE

TRY IT ON!

HECTORTRY IT ON?Oh, try it on!Oh, ah.

BRIDGETWheres Hector?

ANNIEIn the bathroom.

BRIDGETGood.Ill give this to him.

ANNIEIts OK, Ill give it to him!

BRIDGETNo, its all right.


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Sound of knocking on door

BRIDGETHector

ANNIEHector

BRIDGETIve got something for you.

HECTOROh, OK.Come in.

BRIDGETSpoil sport!

NICKHector!Hector!

HECTORHello.

NICKHere are your clothes, you will look so cool.

HECTORCool?

NICKCo-ol.

HECTOR

Cool!

NICKNice melons!

BRIDGETMelons?Who are those from?

ANNIEAh, I think Hector has been shopping online.Oh, Im really thirsty, I need a drink.

BRIDGETBut we dont need any melons!

ANNIEWell he did try!And he bought some eggs.Yeah, just a few.


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NICK[sending email]Yo Dan!Hector did the shopping today.Nice melons.He bought one hundred and forty four eggs.

ANNIE

Just a few.

NICKAnd ten melons instead of ten lemons.What an idiot.Ha!

HECTORI would like some eggs please.I would like some lemons please.And oh, dog food for my head!Ha, ha, ha, thank you!

ANNIE[sending email]I went shopping for Hector today and bought himsomething really cool!I cannot wait for him to try it on.ANNIETRY IT ON.

BRIDGET[sending email]I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a reallytrendy outfit!He will look just like David Beckham!

BRIDGETIve got something for you!

ANNIESo how did Hector do the shopping?Ah-ha!Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons.Oh, an easy mistake, he did try.

BRIDGETYes, he did try.

NICKAnd what about the eggs?

ANNIEOK, eggs.You buy a dozen eggs, yeah.

NICKYep, a dozen is ten.

BRIDGETA dozen is twelve, stupid!


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NICKI know!

ANNIEWell Hector has put the number twelve here.

NICKWell thats OK, thats one box.

ANNIENo, he ordered twelve boxes.

BRIDGETOne hundred and forty four.

ANNIENow, dog food.

NICKHa, ha, I cant wait!

HECTOROK, Im ready!

NICKWere ready!

BRIDGETEnter!

HECTORDo you like it?Well?

ANNIE

Ah [erm] I like the shirt.

BRIDGETI like the sarong.

NICKI like the shoes.

HECTORSo, am I co-ol?

NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE[Erm].

HECTORNo.Im not cool.

NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE[Erm] no.

HECTOR


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So, I will go shopping.

NICKHere we go again.Hector! You cant go out there on your own.You went shopping on the Internet.

HECTOR

Yes.

NICKHa-ha!You ordered melons instead of lemons and too manyeggs.Have you ever been to a supermarket?

HECTORNo.My

NICKWho are these?

HECTORMy

NICK Servants.

HECTORYeah, my servants..

NICKServants.Now I understand.

BRIDGETCome on Hector, I will teach you how to shop, Hector

ANNIETill you drop.Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers.

BRIDGETAnd youare our customer!

HECTOR

OK.[Clears throat]Good afternoon.

BRIDGETGood afternoon!

ANNIECan I help you sir?


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HECTOREh?

BRIDGETWhat would you like to buy?

HECTOROh, I would like some

ANNIE Clothes!

HECTORYes, I would like some clothes, please.

BRIDGETWhat size?

HECTOREh?

BRIDGETWhat size.

HECTORI dont know.

BRIDGETIll have to measure you then.Arms up please.

HECTOREh?

ANNIE

Arms up, please.

HECTOROh, arms up, please.

BRIDGETChest.Ooh! One hundred and twelve centimetres!

ANNIEChest, one hundred and twelve centimetres.

BRIDGET

And waist.Eighty two centimetres.

ANNIEWaist, eighty two centimetres.

BRIDGETAnd l-e-g!! [laughs]

NICK


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Ill do that!

BRIDGETNo, its OK!

NICK[Clears throat]Eight-ty seven centimetres!

BRIDGETNow, do you like these trousers?

ANNIEDo you like this shirt?

HECTORYe-es.

BRIDGETGood, thats [erm] Five thousand pounds.

HECTOROK.

ANNIENo, no, no Hector.Five thousand pounds is, is eight thousand dollars!

HECTORYeah.

BRIDGETIts too much, its too expensive.

NICKNot for Hector!

HECTORSo, I am ready to go shopping!Ha ha!

ANNIEGood luck.

BRIDGETYeah, good luck.

NICKYoull need it!

BRIDGET & ANNIE[Sneezing]

BRIDGETWheres my lemon drink, Nick?

ANNIE


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Nick, are there any more tissues?

NICKAll right, Im coming as fast as I can!OK.

ANNIEOh, I feel awful.

BRIDGETOh, me too.Nothing will make me feel better.

Sound of knocking on door

ANNIEOh, can you get that please Nick?

NICKOh, its only Hector.

HECTORWell, is it cool?

NICKWow, man! Well done!You look great!

HECTORI would like a shirt, please.

BRIDGETExcellent!Oh the clothes are super!

HECTORAnd a pair of trou-sers.

ANNIEOh, you are clever, Hector!

HECTORAnd a pair of shoes, please![Laughs]I have been shopping!

Sound of intercom

BRIDGET

Oh, Ill get it.Hello.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Its me.

BRIDGETOh, hello.Its the tarantula!


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How are you?

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Fine, thank you.

BRIDGETOh, good, good.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Hows your cold?

BRIDGETHows my cold?Well how did you know I have a cold?

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]You told me this morning.

HECTORMe, I am Bridget.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]I dont believe you.

HECTORYes, I have a cold.[Sneezes]

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Oh, Im sorry.

HECTORThank you.

[Sneezes]

BRIDGET

Yes, silly me!I told you this morning.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Why are four hundred tins of dog food here for Annie?

BRIDGETPardon?I dont know. Well, how strange!

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Four hundred tins.

BRIDGETYes, thats a lot of tins.Well I really dont know.

Landlady[Speaking on intercom]Can you ask Annie?


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BRIDGETYes, Ill ask Annie, goodbye.The tarantula said, why have four hundred tins of dogfood downstairs?

ANNIEFour hundred tins?

NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIEHector!!

COMMENTARY [v.o.]Next time in EXTRA.

Annie goes dating on the Internet and so do Nick andHector, but do they like their dates?Extra dont miss it!


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