historicnewspapers.sc.edu€¦ · ^elerteit -^netrq. Riding in theStage. Creeping throughthe valley, Crawlingo'er the hill, Splashingthrough the branches. Rumblingbythe mill ; Puttingnervousgemmen
Creeping through the valley,Crawling o'er the hill,
Splashing through the branches.Rumbling by the mill ;
Putting nervous gemmen'In a towering rage ;
What is no provokingAs.riding in a stage !
Feet are interlacing,Heads severely bumped,
Friend and foe together,Get their noses thumped ;
Dresses act as carpet*.listen to the aagv.
Life is but a journey,Taken in ti e stage.
Spinsters fair and forty.Maids in youthful charms,
Suddenly are cast in.To their neighbor's arms ;
Children shoot like squirrels.Darting through a cage ;
la'nt it delightful.Riding in a stage.
Married men are smiling.They are out of fright.
Thankful that the broomstick.Is nowhere in sight.
Young men wiah the d 1Would with fiendish rage
Take them, if again theyEver take a stage.
Bonnets crash around us.Hats look "worse for wear."
Teeth at each concussion,Fly t* take the air ;
Shrivelled maiden ladies,Past a certain age.'
Groan forlornly." DreadfulRiding in a stage.
Jolted.thnmped.distracted.Racked and quite forlorn.
" Oh ! " ho writhes." What dutiAre now laid on corn ! "
Mad.disgusted.angry.In a swearing rage,
Tis the very d 1Riding in the stage 1
'LBit unii iiumur.Power of Attraction.
A jovial set of fellows, fresh from a fyears cruise, were
sitting together, Tbrt <hftrl belonged to m poor bHndfnan,
la<dw»4; t*Eri no mantar, »n*i «
A Hew County. i iA very unworthy member ofa church in
iigtiruitur
= ti^e,Weetorn pat orf this State, was in the,.habit of
committing such offences, aa to From the Farmer andmake it
necessary tor the chnrch to4 havehim up' often; and as often did
they 'turn TunUp bnltur®hiinout,' and tell him he must do his first
Messrs. Editors. As I 1work over. After joining the church for
successful in getting a very firthe seventh time, one day, coming
home this valuable vegetable, I haveto dinner, his wife was
gone.just stcpoed not amiss ^ give you their minto a neighbors, for
a moment. On lierreturn, she was met at the door by her ^urCigood
husband, and on leaning forward The lot >n which they arc sto
extend him that welcome, ro common in which I have kept my
cattlwith a devoted wife, ho straightened out time, for the purpose
of makinghis arm of muscles, and thrust her from u wa8 original|y a
very inferhun, and with an oath, wished her in Pur- '
I gatorv. The news was soon spread thro' 8°,i» w,th 11 clayey
8iUtHI»l.nt II. I 1 I a J annnrv all flirt mannwi oiwl flirtvv .
iiin^V) UIM i'J r. IlltU UVHV, nllU "f""6 "" ",v """ ,-"vcursed his
wife, and wished she wan in Pur- the earth was scraped up aigatory.
A meeting of the church was ou^called ; the offender arrained.he
pleaded 0n the 10th August, there higuilty to the charge of having
treated Ins , , , . .wife mutually, hut said he had never wish- a
8Ca8ont * ploughed it t ireeed she was in h 11 ; that ho thought a
subsoil gopher.ploughing i'Purgatory1 was a new county recently
directions each time.this toremade in some part of Eastern North
the turfs of grass; ot which tlCarolina V lie was restored to
member . (,ca, Two or^ dfty8ship, upon conditions^ tlwit lio lexirn
tlic* , T *« « .meaning of the word Purgatory!.N. C. ploughmgs, I
hitched two str
Giraffe. to one of Prouty and Mear's Iing ploughs, and broke it
10 in
luniiiUj fmhi\[}._: I then put it into rows, 18 in<
From the Star Spangled Banner. with a short small gopher,
theReflect my SouL then sown pretty thick, and ear
ered with iron rakes, I then ruBV R. O. STAPLES.roller over them
several times,
Reflect my soul! let earth present in a few days, and looked
siHer thousand beauties to thee now ; bcaIthy tliree weekg after I
tf,j,Behold them as they fade and die.31 .And learn from them to
meekly bow to 8 or 9 inches apart.never 1Before the altar of thy
God. one plant in a place.the giLook up and view tha arum sky. lhcn
aonfl ovop_ Hlltl wdl 8tirrc
vmze on me starry vauucu neavcn. 0' »And bend the knee in silent
prayer. hoes, as it had become hardThat all thy sins may be
forgiven, from the copious rains of AuguEredM to f,«c thy .ovoreip.
Lord, scnttercought back hi«log death-men came again, they found
him sit- $50. The 'sold1 men offered tc»iy ting up in the bed! He
is still alive, and sum, if the fortunate one who Ihns has enjoyed
unusually good heal h. perty sufficient to pay hisJif.rt. L. Mi
ChiM* would not tell of it in Boston.
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