don't be an asshole
DESCRIPTION
This started out as a test to just see what kind of presentation I could put together with stock images included with my PowerPoint program and my twisted sense of humor. It's meant to be tongue in cheek, but hey... it's not a bad idea. We should all try to be less Asshole-ish. Thanks for checking it out.TRANSCRIPT
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DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE
NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES
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4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.
4 People
1 Asshole
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Hotdogs are way better than assholes.
BE A HOTDOG.
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Remember: It’s not a contest.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE
#1 Asshole
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Here are some things to avoid if you really don’t want to be an asshole.
WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH
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Totally means you’re an asshole. PITCHFORKING KITTIES
We covered this but just to be clear…
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Your own business should keep you busy ‘til the cows come home.
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.
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Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.
DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
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It’s quite likely that you are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
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Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole. YES.
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YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
BE KIND. BE SWEET.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
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or if my presentation offended you I’m really sorry, but…
IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
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ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
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And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole.
THANKS FOR WATCHING
See more of my work with a lot less potty-mouth @
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