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#1 The best way toavoid a nose bleed

is to keep out of other people’s

business.

ReflectionHow many have got into

trouble for being nosey or prying into others’ affairswith unwholesome

intentions?

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#3 The best way tocut down on your

partner’s spendingis to hide his or her

credit cards?

ReflectionIn a materialistic world

today, how manyspendthrifts havesuffered through

foolish spending?

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# 4 The best way to find missing relativesis to get rich.

ReflectionHow many relatives or friends value us for

what we are or for what we have?

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# 5 The best way to lose weight is to eatonly what you don’t like.

ReflectionSometimes we have to do the things we

ought to and not the things we like.

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# 6 The best wayto remember your wife’s birthday isto forget it once!

ReflectionHow many times haveour memory lapse got

us into real trouble?Be mindful!

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# 7 Never argue with a fool. Onlookers maynot know which is which.

ReflectionAnyone who loses his cool in an argument can

exhibit the most foolish body language.

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# 8 Never hit a manwhen he’s down. He

might get up and hityou back.

ReflectionForce or aggressionis not the answer toresolve a problem. Itcan bring much pain

to all parties.

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# 9 Never let a fool kiss youor a kiss fool you.

ReflectionHow many people have been conned by the

‘sweet’ deceptive ways of others?

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# 10 Never start drinking when you get upin the morning. Get dressed first.

ReflectionBeware of intoxication. It can make a

person do the most stupid things.

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# 11 Don’t forget thattoday is the tomorrow

you worried aboutyesterday.

ReflectionWhy worry over

anything? If we cando something aboutit, why worry? If we

can’t do anythingabout it, why worry?

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It’s2 a.m.!

# 12 The best way to meet a neighbor is toplay your TV set too loud at 2 a.m.

# 12 The best way to meet a neighbor is to play your TV set too loud at 2 a.m.

Reflection : Have self-centeredness andinconsideration become more prevalent today?

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# 13 The best way to

entertain some peopleis to sit down andlisten.

ReflectionMany egoistic oneshave no patience to

listen. The only timethey listen is whenthey are talking.

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# 14 The best way to

get a lot of undividedattention is to make amistake.

ReflectionBeware! We can

become the talk andfocus of others

through our foolishand unskillful actions.

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