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The monthly magazine of Irving Bible Church.

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Page 1: Chatter, November 2013

N O V E M B E R 2 0 1 3

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“Should we expect someone else?” John the Baptist, the desert-dwelling New Testament prophet, sent his disciples to ask Jesus this question. From the confines of Herod’s prison cell, he was curious.

John wasn’t being unreasonable. From his miraculous birth, John had a special calling on his life. He grew up in the desert following the Nazarite vow — a strict lifestyle code that set him apart as holy, one an ANGEL had prescribed for him — and then emerged publicly as a messenger sent to prepare the way for Messiah. Heady stuff. John began baptizing in the Jordan River, preparing the people of Israel to be ready and worthy to receive their long-awaited king. His message was hope for an oppressed society. And then that hope appeared one day by the river: Jesus. In the flesh! John watched the dove descend and heard the voice from heaven: “This is my son!” Despite his camel hair gar-ment and locust diet, John was seeing his vision for the future playing out as planned

— as prophesied.

And then this: prison. No more ministry. No more riverside sermons. No more lined-up converts waiting to be plunged below the murky waters. Suddenly the flow was inter-rupted and replaced by a disconcerting darkness. So John sends his friends to track down the would-be Messiah.

I just wanted to make sure: are you really the one who is to come, or should we expect someone else?

Was John impatient, wondering why the new kingdom hadn’t been ushered in? Was he questioning his sanity now that his ministry had grinded to a halt? The executioner was sharpening his sword — was John fearful of what Jesus might or might not do to save him? Whatever prompted John’s question, the question itself betrays a very human, very un-heroic doubt.

John had reason to worry, as we know. He never got back out into the action. In fact, he never saw the light of day, again; Herod served his head on a platter after an episode of dinner party bravado.

But Jesus sends him a message back in Luke 7:22-23:

“Go back and report to John what you have seen and heard: The blind receive sight, the lame walk, those who have leprosy are cleansed, the deaf hear, the dead are raised, and the good news is proclaimed to the poor. Blessed is anyone who does not stumble on account of me.”

John’s faith was stumbling over what we all stumble over: Jesus is unexpected. He does things in funny ways. He asks us to do funny things in funny ways with funny conse-quences. And not ha-ha funny, either. Sometimes the way is painful, confusing, and punctuated by prison cells.

But Jesus reassures John — and us — take heart! The evidence is in. Hang on and trust me. The beauty is already flowing, even if you can’t see it right now from the confines of your 5’ x 5’ cell.

John never got out in time to see all those healed people, the ones with leprous sores drying into soft skin, those with crusty eyes blinking in brilliant wonder. He didn’t witness first-hand the loosened, joy-filled spirit of a widow who came to Messiah with nothing but the clothes on her back. He didn’t get to see the redemption being ushered in. He had to trust the promise. He had to take the God-man at his word.

John did the only thing he knew to do: he went to the right person and asked the right question. Hi, Jesus. It’s me. Are you who really you say you are?

And what did Jesus have to say about John? Did he hold him up as a cautionary tale? No, Jesus confirmed to everyone within earshot that John was indeed a prophet, yes, but even more than that: John was a spiritual street-sweeper. He had cleared the rocky, un-even roads so Jesus could have immediate access into the hearts and minds of a people so desperate for hope, so desperate for healing. “Among those born of women there is no one greater than John,” Jesus says. And that’s high praise.

If your obedience to Jesus has led to unexpected territory, sometimes all you can do is go back to the right person and ask the right question. No one is too big, too holy, or too good to start again at square one.

Hi Jesus. It’s me…

a letter from Chatter

Why are we here?IBC is on a journey committed to life transformation through Jesus Christ. We engage this journey by growing in Christ, connecting in community, and joining the mission.

This commitment comes from Jesus’ words in the Great Commandment (Matthew 22:36-39) and Great Commission (Matthew 28:18-20).

Thanks for picking up Chatter. Chatter is a publication of Irving Bible Church in Irving, Texas.

Editor Julie Rhodes

Art Direction, Design & Goodness Josh Wiese, Lindsey Sobolik, JD Lemming

Admin Extraordinaire Victoria Andrews

Our Very Tall Boss Scott McClellan, Communications Pastor

Photography Evan Chavez (Usher vs. Greeter)*

Writers Jason Fox (Interview with a Dead Guy)*

Editorial Assistance/Proofing Summer Alexander*, Annie Stone*

Thoughts, comments, ideas? Contact Chatter at [email protected].

Need Chatter Digitally? Chatter is on the web at irvingbible.org/chatter.

*Most beloved and indispensable Chatter Volunteer.

Irving Bible Church: a community on a journey.

Contact IBC Irving Bible Church | 2435 Kinwest Pkwy, Irving, TX 75063 | (972) 560-4600 Web irvingbible.org | Twitter @ibcvoice | Facebook irvingbible

Sign up for the IBC eLetter, a weekly email update for key ministry event informa-tion and announcements, along with a short devotional by Pastor Andy to encourage you on your journey week-to-week. Subscribe today at irvingbible.org/eletter.

New to IBC? Turn to page 18.

How do we do this?Growing in Christ At the heart of the journey is the gospel of Jesus Christ, the story of the Son of God coming into our dark world to bring light, life, hope and transformation. The journey begins when we trust Christ, but it doesn’t end there. God’s desire for each of us is for our hearts and lives to become more like the one who has saved us (Ephesians 4:11-13).

Connecting in Community The gospel story draws us into a community of people whose lives have been trans-formed by Jesus. This journey is not one that we undertake alone. We are designed to do life together as a community of Christ-followers. It is essential that we walk with one another on the journey (John 13:34-35).

Joining the Mission The gospel tells us that one day God will take all that is broken in this world and make it whole. Those of us who are on the journey together are called to be people who do what we can to make glimpses of that day show up in our day. We do this by telling the gospel story and demonstrating gospel-shaped love to a needy world (Matthew 28:18-20).

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Sunday Worship at IBC: The Gospel of Mark

Becoming a Christian means embracing a Savior who calls us to follow him — to live like he lived, love like he loved, and serve like he served. The last few chap-ters of Mark highlight two distinct aspects of the Savior’s identity: Jesus as both the Suffering Servant and the Messiah King. As believers, we follow the Suffering Servant into humility and faithfulness. We follow the Messiah King into total sur-render and ultimate victory.

Join us Sundays at 9 a.m., 10:45 a.m. or 5 p.m.

Photo Update: Kenya TripIBCers from Tapestry (foster care and adop-tion ministry) provided medical supplies and educational resources to orphans in a local Kenyan community.

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The 2012 IBC Women’s Christ-mas Dinner was much more than beautiful tables, good food, and fabulous music. It was a chance for American women to come together in support of their African sisters who have faced the worst of the worst.

Last year’s Women’s Christmas Dinner at IBC raised funds to send 75 victims of rape, trauma, and abuse to an ALARM-sponsored healing conference. Trauma heal-ing conferences target women from various regions, tribal affiliations, and denominations. Women gath-ered for 3–7 days to obtain a sound understanding of biblical forgive-ness, reconciliation, and mediation with the goal of personal applica-tion and commitment to share the information they receive.

Healing is never easy, and the road to recovery is long. The women in Congo have faced unimaginable circumstances that shock us and move us into action. But there is light and life at work in Congo through IBC partner ALARM and others. And this December, you can be a part of the solution once again.

Beginnings of Hope

IBCer Katherine Holloway with women from the Trauma Healing Conference.

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MASIKA JUSTINESo many women have been widowed as a result of Congo’s bloody civil war. And like many widows, Masika Justine was left with three children to care for

alone with meager resources. She built her livelihood selling charcoal, a business that requires some foot travel. One day while walking to the town of Mweso (about 120 kms from Goma) to buy inventory to sell, Masika was ambushed in the bush and raped by two attackers. As if the terrible trauma of that experience alone was not enough, Masiko tragically contracted HIV /AIDs as a result. But the suffering didn’t end there. When Masika’s own family heard about the rape and later discovered that she was infected by HIV, they all re-jected her — except for her father, who un-

derstood that it was not her fault. (The tribal culture shames women who are victims of rape.) When Masika was selected to attended the ALARM confer-ence, her journey toward healing finally began: first, by hearing the testimonies of other women who had been raped and infected by the same illness; secondly, by absorbing the teachings brought by the volunteer leaders from IBC and others. Through the conference, Masika discovered the true love of Jesus. And almost impossible to believe, Masika also claims she has now decided to forgive both the abusers and the family members who rejected her.

Since her time at the conference, Masika has been more willing to share her painful memories with other women, and is even helping the widows in the camp where she lives with the encouragement and information she received. Specifically, Masika says she will never forget the teachings on shame and culpability, and the verse : “Do not be afraid; you will not suffer shame. Do not fear disgrace; you will not be humiliated. You will forget the shame of your youth and remember no more the reproach of your widowhood” (Isaiah 54:4).

Now encouraged and comforted by her sisters in Christ, Masika perseveres to retain what she learned at the conference while continuing to develop her small business.

THERESE NDEMBAIt’s difficult for Americans to understand the stigma of HIV/AIDs when it comes to family dynamics in a tribal culture. Therese Ndemba is a 45 year-old mother with three children, living with the taboo disease. When her extended family discovered that she was infected, they all discriminated against her — shunning and belittling her — except for one of her sisters, who eventually turned on her as well. Unsurprisingly, Therese began developing hatred and bitterness towards everybody she encountered — especially those closest to her. And then she came to the trauma conference.

“By the grace of God,” said Therese, “I participated in the conference organized by ALARM and realized that I could forgive everyone.” Amazing words from someone so hurt and vulnerable. Therese continues : “I started to write small messages by the phone telling the members of the family that I have already forgiven them for the bad behavior against me. God worked through them, and now some of them can help me.” Therese says that now her hopelessness has

turned into hope. As if in defiance of her ill-ness and pain, Therese has since returned to the university she had left mid-crises and has now graduated. In addition, she is a leader in the Hope Center, a ministry that works with women with HIV/AIDS as well as those those who have been raped. Therese is very grateful for ALARM and the IBC team, saying recently, “Now, I live because of ALARM teachings.”

Continued on page 6.

IBC Women’s Christmas DinnerTuesday, December 3, 6–9 p.m.

Usher in the Christmas season with a delicious meal, unique tablescapes, and a Christmas concert by worship artist, Sara Taylor. All raffle proceeds will be used to empower women in Africa*. Invite the special women in your life and make plans now to attend.

When: Tuesday, December 3, 6-9 p.m. Where: IBC, Town Square and Worship Center Cost: $20 per person (*Raffle tickets are also available for purchase at the dinner.) Register: Online registration is not available. Tickets will be sold every Sunday in November after each service.

Questions? Contact Tiffany at [email protected].

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CONGO: THE SAD REALITYThe Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) has, for the last 15 years, been engulfed in violent conflict that has claimed upwards of 5.4 million lives and displaced over a million people from their homes. Between 1998 and 2004, Congo’s war drew in six other nations in what is often described as “Africa’s World War,” and “the worst war the world has seen since World War II.” A peace accord was finally implemented in 2003, bringing an of-ficial end to Congo’s second war in 2004. However, armed, rogue militia groups continue to ravage the eastern portion of the country, creating a heightened sense of distrust between tribes.

According to the International Rescue Committee, death rates in the DRC have remained unchanged since the war ended, averaging 45,000 people a month from hunger, preventable disease, and other consequences of violence and displacement. In addition to the deaths of millions, and the displacement of entire communities, human rights and humanitarian organizations assert that “the scale and nature of sexual violence and rape perpetrated against women and girls in eastern Congo exists on a scale seen nowhere else in the world.” The United Nations has labeled DRC the “rape capital of the world” with a recent report from CNN revealing that 48 women were raped every hour in DRC in 2011.

ALARM (African Leadership and Reconciliation Ministries) is an IBC partner committed to developing strong leadership in peace-building at a grass-root level, in order to promote reconciliation in communities and ensure the continuity and sustainability of peace-building initiatives. With 15 years of experience working in communities across East and Central Africa in which tribalism has resulted in violent conflict, ALARM has developed comprehensive, culturally relevant curricula for use in training on conflict resolution, peace-building, tribal tolerance, trauma healing, forgiveness, reconciliation and mediation. Visit alarm-inc.org for more information about ongoing restoration initiatives in Africa.

Source: African Leadership And Reconciliation Ministries

Continued from page 5.

KABUO JOSÉWidows are especially vulnerable in the Congo. Kabuo José, a widow with three children, was raped in the house she had been renting shortly after the

death of her husband. Kabuo’s internal af-termath can only be described in one word: hatred. Kabuo hated herself and hated her life. She found herself railing against everyone, especially men — every man she met was the enemy. And yet Kabuo found a way to keep her rape a secret. Although she knew people could tell she was angry about something, she never told them why. Until the ALARM conference.

It was the second day of the conference when Kabuo realized something remark-

able: other women were sharing openly about their all-too-familiar experi-ences. It gave her the courage to finally speak up herself, which became her turning point towards healing. Now, with the little money she makes in the widows’ camp, Kabuo is doing her best to sustain the lives of her three chil-dren while processing all she experienced at the ALARM conference. She tells the other women in the camp that she is still alive because of what she heard, particularly the Bible verses she has come to treasure every day: I John 1:6-7; Psalm 5:22; Galatians 6:2; Romans 8:1 and Psalm 139:14.

The IBC Women’s Christmas Dinner is coming (next month) on December 3, and will be a time for you to enjoy the lights and beauty of the season with your dearest friends and IBC family. It will also be a time to help create more stories of hope and healing for women in Congo like Masika, Therese, and Kabuo. If you would like to be part of the solution for women in Goma, Congo, see the previous page for more information about purchasing $1 raffle tickets. The goal for this year’s dinner is to raise $16,000 to sponsor another 75 women (or more!) to attend the 2014 Trauma Healing Conference in Congo.

KENYA CONGODemocratic Republic of the Goma

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JOURNEY ON: BRIDGE UPDATE

Perhaps you’ve seen it along the art wall and admired it from afar, or maybe you’ve just stubbed your toe on it and kept on walking. Whatever your Bridge experience, here’s the latest on IBC’s Journey On mortgage retirement initiative.

THE BRIDGE repre-sents IBC’s connection to a future of greater levels of ministry made possible by the total elimination of our mortgage debt.

EACH PLANK in the Bridge represents $100,000 of money applied towards our goal of financial freedom.

THE GOAL is total mortgage debt elimination ($9 million) by December of 2014. It’s not too late to get involved. Visit irvingbible.org/jour-neyon today.

IBCERS of all walks of life and from many different backgrounds have committed to Journey On together.

OUR PROGRESS, as of October 21, is the elimination of 37% ($3.3 million) of mortgage debt.

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William Bradford (1590 – 1657), was born to a wealthy farming family in Yorkshire, England, surrounded by small, yippy dogs. By the time he was seven, both of his parents had died and he was sent to live with two uncles who apparently thought adopting a moppet would increase their luck with the local ladies. It did not. At age 12, a friend of Bradford’s invited him to hear the Rev. Richard Clyfton preach. Clyfton espoused separating from the Church of England in order to create a church free from all vestiges of Catholicism. Bradford was hooked.

After much harassment from the lackeys of King James I (including a brief imprisonment), Bradford and his fellow Separatists fled England for the Dutch Republic. After a dozen years in a foreign land, the Separatists decided life in a harsh, uncharted terri-tory would be preferable to wearing wooden shoes one more day and began planning a clog-free voyage to the New World.

Bradford, along with 101 other Pilgrims, sailed across the Atlantic Ocean on the Mayflower and landed at Plymouth Rock. As opposed to on Plym-outh Rock which would’ve been a bad omen. He was one of 42 signatories to the Mayflower Compact, which established a civil government for the about-to-be-formed Plymouth Colony.

In 1620, during their first, harsh winter in New England, 45 of the 102 Pilgrim settlers died after learning from a soon-to-be-burned witch-prophet-ess that the Patriots would not be competitive for another 380 years. Bradford also fell ill during this time, but recovered upon realizing Cubs fans had it even worse.

Also, he was governor a lot and liked to kick it on the weekends with pal Miles “The Smile” Standish.

Jason Fox lives life buckle-free.

Source: Wikipedia, give or take

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One of these men is William Bradford. Chatter thinks it is the one holding the iPhone.

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William Bradford: Weaver, Governor, Hat BucklerAs Thanksgiving and its attendant carbohydrates descend upon us, Chatter has once again hopped in the eBay-sourced DeLorean, fired up the flux capacitor and scared the bejeepers out of Michael J. Fox all in the name of Wolf Blitzer-level journalism (breathe) as we interview the man who made much progress in the New World, everyone’s favorite Pilgrim, William Bradford.

CHATTER Thank you for taking time out of the afterlife to speak with me today, Bill, er, William, er, Mr. Bradford, er Governor.

WILLIAM BRADFORD Please, son. Call me by the name conferred upon me by the noble people of Pokanoket when they made me an honorary member of their tribe: Sweet Willie B, the Pastiest Brave Around.

CHAT Seriously?

WB They carved it into the bison-hoof belt buckle, did they not?

CHAT That says “Don’t Mess with Texas.”

WB So it does. That scamp Jim Bowie is up to his undead tricks again, I see.

CHAT Anyway. While many people know you as a leading Pilgrim, most have no real idea what a Pilgrim is.

WB Certainly. A small-P pilgrim is a person who makes a journey for religious reasons. Say, to visit Mount Calvary or the first Krispy Kreme. A capital-P Pilgrim is someone who also journeys for religious reasons, but looks good in a buckled hat even when exploring locations for the New World’s first, shall we say, facilities.

CHAT We shall not. Now, most folks don’t realize that the Pilgrims weren’t called Pilgrims at the time.

WB Aye, we were known as Separatists for wanting to split from the Church of England.

CHAT So you were church splitters?

WB I do not think I much like your tone. Nor your casual lack of proper stockings or salted pork.

CHAT Noted. Tell me about your years in the Dutch Republic.

WB Oh, it was a grand time for me. I came into my inheritance and married a lovely girl named Dorothy. Did you know dating is much more economical in the Netherlands?

CHAT Umm, no. Why?

WB Because you always go Dutch!

CHAT We are now even for the church-splitter comment.

WB Ho ho ho! I got you with that one, lad!

CHAT So you and Dorothy made the trek to the New World aboard The Mayflower.

WB Indeed we did, sir. And it was no Carnival Cruise, I tell you.

CHAT Harsh conditions, I’m sure.

WB Quite the contrary. No Kathie Lee Gifford. No Legionnaires’ dis-ease. No “Turning Back Time: A Tribute to Cher” on the lido deck. I’ll take months of hard tack any day over that nonsense.

CHAT Most would, most would. Now, you became governor of Plym-outh Colony when you were rather young, correct?

WB Oh, I wouldn’t say young. I was already on the far side of middle aged.

CHAT Weren’t you just 30?

WB Truly!

CHAT And you were governor for most of your remaining life, yes?

WB Indeed. I thought I wouldst kick the cornucopia any day, so I figured running for one more term wouldn’t hurt. Besides, that kept that nattering nabob Nabob Cornblower out of office. The man couldn’t govern a hen house, let alone a colony. Seriously, his chickens ran roughshod over the village roads, scaring the wee ones like befeath-ered, pecking mercenaries. He was a Separatist who should’ve just kept on separating if you catch the itch of me knickers.

CHAT I sincerely pray I do not. Let’s move on to your interactions with the Wampanoag tribe. Is it true that Samoset walked right into the middle of Plymouth and declared, “Welcome, Englishmen,” in perfect English?

WB I swear upon the 16 buckles currently holding my autumnal en-semble together that it was so. It was just like an episode out of “Star Trek” when Kirk and Spock beam down to an alien planet and all the smokin’ hot alien babes speak English instead of Betelgeusian. Of course, by “Star Trek” I mean “Schoolmaster Johnston’s Primer for Mastering the King’s English and Other Matters of Elocution,” and by “smokin’ hot alien babes” I mean “ladies who don’t have scurvy.”

CHAT I’m very confused.

WB You’re confused? Do you know how easy it is to hide the symptoms of scurvy in Puritanical garb? It’s a real of roll of the dice on your wed-ding night to be sure, although I claim no knowledge of dice throwing, pinochle or the devil’s own favorite, canasta.

CHAT Describe how the first Thanksgiving came about.

WB It’s not a complicated tale by any stretch. You know the saying “beware of Greeks bearing gifts”?

CHAT Certainly.

WB Well, let’s just say there’s no reason to beware of natives bearing pie.

The Interview

The Mayflower was rated at 180 tons — meaning it had a hold that could accommodate 180 casks of rum or wine.

In 1880, Bill was the 221st most popular name for newborn boys in the U.S.

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RECOVERY When life just isn’t workingMelissa invites us to join her Thursday night.

What brought me to Recovery? To put it simply: I was sick and tired of being sick and tired. No matter how hectic or stressful my life was, I got up each morning to paint on a perfect face of makeup — every strand of hair put in its perfect place — all to match the perfect outfit. I made great

money, spent time with my family, did charity work, went to church, socialized in the “right” circles. Wasn’t this “the” life? It wasn’t that I was unhappy, I just wasn’t truly happy either. I did not feel fulfilled in my life; something was missing.

The way I was living my life was not working for me. Something need-ed to change. I struggle with co-dependency, control, and perfection. Some of these issues were a way for me to mask events in my life that I wanted to brush under the rug and pretend never happened; some were a way for me to not have to feel my own emotions; some were learned coping mechanisms from childhood. Today I am a different person — I feel revived and fulfilled — yet I’m still on a journey of healing and look forward to my time at Recovery every week.

Want to be a fly on the wall on a typical night? Be my guest.

6:10 p.m. I show up to the Student Ministries area. Chat with a few members as they arrive and pour myself a cup of coffee.

6:35 p.m. Large group starts with music. A member shares their story — more trouble on the home front. It is extremely mov-ing. We hold the chip ceremony (a time to celebrate surrender) and pray the Serenity Prayer.

7:28 p.m.Break. This gives everyone an oppor-tunity to look at the literature table, get refreshments, and look at announce-ments/sign-up sheets.

7:40 p.m.Small solutions group. We’re in a circle, going around like we usually do. There are a few new peo-ple here — some-one struggling with depression, someone with alco-hol, another having marital difficul-ties. During small solutions groups, men meet together in one room and women meet together in a differ-ent room. Men and women tend to see and experience the world and resolve issues differently. We can share more in-depth here as well.

7:53 p.m.It’s my turn to talk. I talk about how it is so important for each of us to really look closely at our entire life in order to find the patterns we follow. It is only when we can take an honest look at our parts in situ-ations — whether good, bad, or indif-ferent — that we can change it. 

8:21 p.m.We close small group. I stay to help pack up and talk with a friend who has been having a hard time the past couple of weeks.

8:50 p.m.On my way home, I’m just think-ing about how hard we are all on ourselves. Would we actually allow other people to treat our children, nephews, nieces, grandchildren, etc. the way we treat ourselves? The way we beat ourselves up? Sometimes we have to remember we must be kind and love ourselves first.

At Recovery at IBC, we’re real people learning how to apply the 12 steps as a powerful model in our lives for alleviat-ing emotional pain, stress, and control and for seeking practical spiritual devel-opment in Christ. For more information about Recovery and the upcoming Eatin’ Meetin’, see ad page 16.

usher vs. greeter

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And while Chatter can’t provide any actual sources to back up these legends, what we can give you is a good old-fashioned face-off. That’s right, it’s time for an Usher vs. Greeter smackdown.

usher vs. greeterOh , I T ’S ON !

Puny greeter. Impetuous usher.

MEET WAYNE LAMB, IBC greeter emeritus. Legend has it

Wayne comes early just to greet the greeting team. He travels

the nation scouting churches with just the right aluminum

door handle that pulls easily with the slightest touch. When

he found IBC, Wayne decided to call it home — when he’s

not greeting foreign dignitaries at the doors of the UN, that is.

MEET THOMAS WASHINGTON, IBC Usher extraordinaire. And not just any usher. Legend has it Thomas ushered one Sunday while trying to pass a kidney stone. A onetime professional Frisbee golf whiz, Thomas can surf an offering plate down the aisle faster than you can say, “Please feel no obligation to give.”

WHY IS IT SO MUCH HARDER BEING A GREETER THAN AN USHER, AND VICE VERSA?

A Greeter has to do so much more to welcome people. We welcome them to our church — open the doors for them with a smile and let them know we care. An usher just tells them where to sit and passes a plate to get some of their money.

Being an Usher requires a unique skill set. Passing the offering basket during the service is just the tip of the iceberg. You must stand ready with a smile to greet church members and guests as they enter the sanctuary — how’s that for multi-tasking, Mr. Lamb? A keen eye is a must to assist those who may require help finding a seat. Communion Sunday can be tricky. An usher must deftly coordinate dismissing each aisle in an orderly fashion, all the while making sure you’re finished before the worship band is.

WHO HAS COOLER PARAPHERNALIA, USHERS OR GREETERS?

Greeters have better clothes: black slacks, sport shirts, leather shoes. We meet and greet the public, after all.

A name tag. I mean, how cool is that? A name tag that actually has your name! And, you get to pass out the previously mentioned baskets.

WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE IN THE WILD, AN USHER OR A GREETER?

Greeters must be in great shape to open the 50-pound doors coming and going — in the rain, snow, heat and wind.

Do you even have to ask? Ushers, of course! Give us a toothpick and turn us loose. Did someone mention something about a kidney stone earlier?

DO USHERS OR GREETERS HAVE MORE FUN?

The Greeter has the most fun because we get to interact with all the wonderful people. Ushers just walk up and down the aisles by themselves and stand around in the darkness with no one to talk to.

Ushers have more fun. Each Sunday we get to spend an hour and 15 minutes in a large room with a few hundred of our closest friends.

Here are a few easy ways to smile:

• help with parking • greet at the doors • be an usher

So go on. Just say “cheese.”

To get started or for more info, contact Sherri at [email protected].

It doesn’t take much to make someone feel at home at Irving Bible Church. All you need is a smile. And with the holidays coming up, IBC needs more people than ever to make visitors and IBCers feel welcomed and loved.

Smiles needed:Especially at Christmas!

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We want kids to move it. From here to there. From bored to passionate. From selfish to giving.

From unfocused to wide awake. This summer, we’re taking a look at the lives of some people

in the Bible who changed direction and moved. And they all had one thing in common:

Somewhere along the way, they came face to face with Jesus. They discovered who he

was. And once that happened, there was no standing still or going back. God moved

toward us, first. Now it’s our turn. Move!

Who can go: Current 2nd – 5th graders // Where: Texas Women’s University in Denton, TX When: July 22 – 25, 2014 // Cost: $300

Register: Visit irvingbible.org/children/special-events // Questions: Contact Adrienne Siefers at [email protected]. For more information,

visit campkidjam.org. (Do not register on this site as we already have reserved spots for IBC.)

BRET HARRELL: I’ve been a small group leader on Sunday mornings for seven years with the same group of kids. I have had Andrew and Zachary in my group since the very beginning. When I first met them, I remember not being able to tell them apart and thinking they were identi-cal twins. They have changed a lot over the years and it’s been a positive experience to watch them grow. A typical Sunday is full and energetic

— it can be really challenging keeping third grade boys on task!

At the end of second grade, my group was old enough to attend Camp KidJam. I decided to be a leader at camp as an extension to the relation-ships I already had with these kids. Over the past five years, an average of 60 kids (2–5th grade) and 15 lead-ers have attended Camp KidJam.

CHATTER: Give us a quick over-view of the camp format.

BH: Camp KidJam is a time of wor-ship, teaching, and fun. The camp is anchored around “Jam Sessions,” which gather the entire camp (from our church and others) together

for music, games, skits, and Bible lessons. I am very impressed with the production value of these events. Then we break out into small group sessions to build on the principles taught in the large group setting — similar to a Sunday morning. Add in fun events and contests for the kids, and you’ve got a well-balanced camp that provides teaching in a fun environment.

CHAT: What’s the biggest impact for the kids?

BH: It helps kids build on the foun-dation of their Christian faith. There is a lot of fun at Camp KidJam, but the message is strong and I think that all the kids absorb it over the three days of camp.

CHAT: How did the dynamics of your relationship with Andrew and Zachary evolve at Camp KidJam?

BH: I’ve known Andrew and Zach-ary since they were around 2 or 3 years old, and have watched them grow up over the years right along-side my own son who is in their class. They have always been very sweet, energetic and fun boys.

But on Sun-days, I only

get to spend an hour with Andrew

and Zachary along with 15 or so other boys. At Camp

Kidjam, however, I have a much smaller group and therefore get to really spend good quality time with everyone. Plus, we are together for 15 hours a day. In that setting, you really get to know each other’s personalities.

CHAT: Do you have any funny memories with Zachary and Andrew from Camp?

BH: Last year I went to the boys’ room to wake them up in the morn-ing. I was surprised to find Zachary curled up on the dresser!  He said he just felt like sleeping there that night. The next night I made sure he slept in his bed instead!

THE TWINS’ TAKEBrothers Zachary and Andrew Laurendine are twin 4th graders from Irving who love practicing their karate moves and playing Nintendo. You might find Zachary reading his favorite book from his English class at school, while Andrew is more into solving math problems.

CHAT: Hey guys. If you had to tell a friend about your small group leader Bret, what would you tell them?

ANDREW LAURENDINE: He is the best leader, he’s a holy person, and talks about the Lord a lot.

ZACHARY LAURENDINE: That he is awesome and he lets us play at the end of the service.

CHAT: What’s the biggest thing you’ve learned from Bret?

AL: About loving the Lord and how it is good to do, and about trusting the Lord.

ZL: To believe that Jesus is alive, and to never sin and do bad things.

CHAT: Guys, what’s your favorite thing about Camp KidJam?

AL: Singing, because I like how it expresses the Big God Story.

ZL: The whole thing. I feel like it talked to me. The songs talked to me and the people talked to me.

CHAT: Tell us your best memory from Camp Kidjam.

AL: My roommate Dillon — that he’s a nice friend, and because he helped me when my ear was hurting.

ZL: Four things: meeting a new friend, Alex; having fun, looking out of the window at night from the bed and seeing a bunch of lights; and the songs — listening and singing them.

What happens when you pull Small Group Leaders and their kids away from their regular routine and send them to camp together? Volunteer Bret Harrell talks about two special twins from his small group — Zachary and Andrew — and how Camp KidJam has impacted his ministry.

BRET

ANDREW

DOUBLEat camp kid jam

ZACHARY

TROUBLE

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Twelve years ago, I was driving down the road with cold eyes, numb, having lost my brother tragically two days earlier. I felt empty. The phrase “I will never not be ready again” echoed in my mind and steel doors were slamming shut inside me against anyone who would draw close. God be-

gan to whisper, “The church is my body. Trust them.” But, I couldn’t. More accurately, I wouldn’t. Gradually, I wore down and let others in, but the road to healing has been long. I got involved in Stephen Ministry because I have a heart for the broken and I believe we need each other. Not just to survive, but to heal.

And healing isn’t easy. During my interview to become a Stephen Minister, I was asked to share the most painful experiences of my life — something I wasn’t used to doing with complete strangers. But as I shared my experiences, many of which were recent and escalat-ing, I sensed their acceptance and presence. They valued honesty, and I was relieved to know that I did not have to be unaffected or have all the answers. I joined to serve other hurting people, yet I had also found a home for myself. Training, accountability, and confidential-ity underlie this ministry of presence, as broken people minister to broken people.

After my first visit with my care receiver, I was intimidated. He had some difficult situations before him that were not likely to resolve themselves soon. He was sad and resigned to the belief that his past had been wasted. We began talking about the characters in the Scrip-tures and how God used them in spite of a broken past. We talked about lamenting and being honest before God. We read Psalm 22, a song David wrote; the Israelites sang it in worship and Jesus cried it from the cross.

STEPHEN MINISTRYIt Works Both Ways

My care receiver did not want to talk about superficial topics, and yet he did not want to dwell on his pain either. His hunger was on the big questions, like “Who is God?,” “Where is he in this?,” and “Who am I?” That’s when we decided to study Romans. My friend’s face became like a child’s hearing a story for the first time as his eyes were opened to new truths: the reality of original sin and how none are righteous; the intention of the law and how its purpose is to show guilt and lead us to mercy; salvation by faith. Not only was my care receiver under-standing the gospel, he was embracing it. Good News penetrates dark places.

My friend has strong roots. He has joined a church and a small group. He is going to Recovery. He will be baptized in a month. And through this process, I have sensed God saying, “Be still and slow down. I have this.” God has drawn another to him. He calls as he will call. He heals as he will heal. And, he can redeem and use anything. Stephen Minis-try has shown me this first-hand. 

Growing up in a family of mental illness and chemical addiction taught me many things. My understanding of God, my understanding of myself, and my instincts on how to live were flawed. Determination and resolve were not enough; self-help books didn’t help, and faking it didn’t fool anybody. But God did not leave me alone. He would use others and Stephen Ministry to breathe truth into my life. He would use their gentleness to touch a calloused heart. He would use believ-ers and biblical counsel to challenge many of the lies I had come to believe. And most recently, God has given me — through Stephen Ministry — a front row seat to watch him draw another to himself, showing me how what I thought to be an “unredeemable” past could play a part. God redeems what I cannot fathom. And, he uses his body of believers in creative, uncomfortable and beautiful ways to do it.

As a Stephen Minister, IBCer Kevin Dial gets a front row seat to God’s redemptive genius.

What is Stephen Ministry? Stephen Ministers provide a listening ear and a caring presence for IBCers going through emotionally difficult times such as the loss of a loved one, loss of a job, ill-ness, injury, divorce or other life events. If you or some-one you know could benefit from the care of a Stephen Minister, or if you are interested in becoming a Stephen Minister, contact [email protected].

“God redeems what I cannot

fathom.”

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BIBLE COMMUNITIES Groups on Sunday

There’s always something new going on in Bible Communities! Here’s a taste of what’s happening this month:

Synergy — 9 a.m. — The AlcoveCouples in their 30s to 50s If you desire to dive into the Scrip-tures and deepen your faith, this class is for you.

The Tree — 9 a.m. — West D20s & 30s, married & young familiesThe Tree is a community for young marrieds and young families looking to grow together in faith and marriage.

Crossroads — 10:45 a.m. — West CMarried late 20s and 30sJoin us as we explore the apologet-ics series, “Beyond Opinion” by Ravi Zacharias.

Journey — 10:45 a.m. The Alcove — All WelcomeJoin us discuss “Navigating the Transitions of Life” in November.

On Track — 10:45 a.m. Conference RoomSingle ParentsIf you are a single parent or a blended family, please join us for Bible study, fellowship and prayer.

Thrive — 10:45 a.m. — West DSingles in their 30s & 40sJoin us for a series on Advent focused on God’s faithfulness and the power to fulfill his promises, and learn more about the love that brought Christ to earth.

Renew — 10:45 a.m. Training CenterDiverse, all ages and stagesCan your relationship with God be bigger than just trying to do what he loves and avoiding what he hates? Join us we explore Francis Chan’s “Crazy Love.”

Legacy Builders 6:45 p.m. — West AAll WelcomeJoin us for fellowship, prayer, and in-depth Bible teaching as we study the book of Romans in November.

Please visit page 18 for more Sunday Bible Communities.

CHILDREN Infants Through 5th Grade

Camp KidJamRegistration is now open for Camp KidJam 2014. See article, pg. 11.

Thanksgiving KidVentureSee ad, pg. 16.Zone 6:30 — Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. A small group exploration of the Bible and God’s story. For kids K-5th grade.

MyZoneWednesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m.Zone/Zone Jr.A mid-week event for kids that’s great for bringing friends. K-5 grade.

Contact [email protected].

CONNECT Events and Resources for Newcomers and Small Groups

Newcomer Gathering November 17, 12:30 p.m. Commons AnnexCome find out more about IBC, meet Pastor Andy, staff, and other newcomers. KidZone available for 3 and younger with previous registra-tion, however children are welcome. Email Sherri Sharp at [email protected].

Launch Pad — Sundays, 9 a.m. begins October 13 — West CLaunch Pad is a place for people who are registered for small groups, but have a few weeks to wait before being placed. Contact Sara at [email protected].

FAITH AND BELIEF Events and Resources

Prayer at IBC Breakfast November 2, 8:30–10 a.m. Training CenterPlease join us for a prayer gathering and breakfast. Contact and RSVP to Jason Stein at [email protected].

The Table November 10, 10:45 a.m. Living RoomJoin us as we talk about faith and explore the hard questions of life. Contact Jason at [email protected].

HOPE & HEALING Community Care

Abortion Recovery CounselingOne-on-one, confidential coun-seling for those living with the aftermath of abortion. For informa-tion, contact Kym at (972)560-4632 or [email protected].

Recovery at IBC Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m. West Wing Youth Lounge Do you deal with perfectionism, pride, overeating, inappropriate anger or control? Recovery is con-fidential, and all are welcome. See article, pg. 10.

Grace for the Wounded Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m.A confidential small group ministry that explores the wounds we have received and the healing journey God’s prepared for us. Female group currently offered. Contact [email protected] to register.

NAMI Family-to-Family Class Mondays, 6:30–9:30 p.m. West BA 12-week course designed for families and caregivers of those with serious mental illness. Contact Joey at [email protected] or Debra at [email protected].

Shelter from the StormA confidential small group focused on finding hope and healing from sexual abuse. Contact Michelle at [email protected] or (214) 725-0898.

Mental Health Grace Alliance Every other Monday, 6:30 p.m. West CThe Living Grace Group For those who have mental illness. Contact Melissa Clark at [email protected].

Family Grace Group For family members, friends, and caregivers who support individu-als with serious mental disorders. Contact Buzz Moody at [email protected].

Stephen Ministry at IBCStephen Ministers provide a listen-ing ear and a caring presence for IBCers going through emotionally difficult times such as the loss of a loved one, loss of a job, illness, injury, divorce or other life events. If you or someone you know could benefit from the care of a Stephen Minister, or if you are interested in becoming a Stephen Minister, con-tact [email protected]. See article, pg. 13.

MARRIAGE Growing Together

Marriage at IBC Sundays, 9 a.m.High School RoomMarriage at IBC will resume in Janu-ary. Please visit irvingbible.org/mar-riage for more info.

MEN Community and Resources

First Watch — Fridays, 6:22 a.m. The CommonsJoin the ranks of Men at IBC who are steadily moving towards Christ and making an eternal difference.

First Watch Replay Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. Training CenterStarts January 14.

First Watch Xtra Meets Wednesdays at 6:30 a.m. in the Training Center. Visit irvingbible.org/men for more info.

MISSION Local and Global

Thanksgiving Meals Starting November 2See ad, pg. 16.

Prayer Meeting 2nd & 4th Wednesdays, 6:45–8 p.m. — The ChapelJoin us as we pray for IBC, the needs of our people, and the world.

Laundry Love — first Saturday of the month, 9 a.m.–12 p.m.Located at Amigo Laundromat, 3349 Country Club Dr. in Irving (just down from Sam Houston Middle School). Please join us as we provide free laundry cycles and detergent, strike up conversations and build relationships. For more info visit llpirving.org or contact [email protected].

PARENTING Events and Resources

Shop Talk November 10, 6:45 p.m. The AlcoveSee ad, pg. 17. Visit irvingbible.org/parenting for more info or to register for KidZone.

SINGLE PARENTS Community and Resources

Sit with us on Sunday!Several single-parent families enjoy worshiping together in the 9 a.m. service. Join us in the lowest right-hand section, Rows 5 & 6, facing the stage.

Visit irvingbible.org/singleparents.

SPECIAL NEEDS Community and Resources

In His Image Bible StudyWednesdays, 6:30–7:45 p.m.Training RoomA small group for adults (18+) with special needs.

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Special Needs Support Group Wednesday nights, 6:30–7:45 p.m. The Conference RoomContact Lori at [email protected].

SonShine Pals and RoomOur SonShine Rooms are available during the 10:45 a.m. service for children with special needs. There are also opportunities for children to be matched with a SonShine Pal.

Contact [email protected].

STUDENTS Middle/High School and College

Middle School SundaysLife on Life — Student Ministries area, 10:30 a.m.–12:20 p.m.

Middle School WednesdaysThe “W” — Student Ministry area, 6:30–8 p.m.

High School Winter RetreatSee ad below.

High School SundaysLife Groups Student Ministry area, 6:45–8 p.m.

High School WednesdaysSWAG — 7:15–8:30 p.m. — The Alcove.

Teen RecoveryMonday Nights, 6–7:30 p.m.Zone, Jr. Teen Recovery is a safe and confi-dential environment for middle and high school students to identify and share their pain and struggles. Con-tact Trey at [email protected].

IBC College MinistrySundays at 3:30 p.m. The Commons Annex

Passion Conference 2014The college group at IBC will be attending Passion 2014 in Houston, TX, February 14-15. For latest info on times and loca-tions of college events, join the Facebook group: College at IBC.

Contact [email protected].

TAPESTRY Adoptive and Foster Families

November is National Adoption MonthVisit tapestryministry.org to learn ways to celebrate and honor those whose lives have been touched by adoption.

Waiting Families Group November 2, 7 p.m.For families awaiting placement in the adoption or foster care process.

Fostering Hope Sunday, November 10, 5 p.m.A support group for foster families.

Teen Adoptee/Parent Support Group Sunday, November 24, 5 p.m.A support group for teens (12-18) and parents of adopted teens.

If you have not attended a support group previously, or have ques-tions, please email Amy at [email protected].

WOMEN Community and Resources

Engage Event Tuesday, November 5 10:30–11:30 a.m. or 7:30–8:30 p.m. The CommonsAll adults are invited to an interac-tive discussion with Lynn Cohick

— professor of New Testament at Wheaton College and author of the commentary, Ephesians — as she explores the meaning of “submis-sion” and “headship” in Ephe-sians 5 and its implications for our relationships today. Contact [email protected], 972-560-4650.

Be Still Silent Retreat November 15, 9 a.m.–3 p.m.Come away for a restful day with Jesus at the beautiful Mt. Carmel Center in Dallas. Register at irving-bible.org/women.

All About Influence Conference Monday, November 18, 8:30 a.m.–3:30 p.m.Women’s Leadership Conference at DTS featuring Lisa Harper. To regis-ter with IBC group, contact Tiffany Stein at [email protected] or (972) 560-4600. Registration closes November 1.

Christmas Dinner December 3, 6–9 p.m. Make plans to attend the annual Women’s Christmas Dinner. Tickets will be sold each Sunday in De-cember in Town Square until sold out. Contact Tiffany Stein at [email protected]. See article, pg. 4.

Save-the-Date Women’s Bible Study Our winter Bible study will kick off on January 14 as we study the book of Luke. Visit irvingbible.org/women for more info and watch Chatter for more details next month.

Visit irvingbible.org/women.

YOUNG ADULTS 20s and Early 30s

Family Dinner — November 21Join us for our annual family dinner where we gather to celebrate the season, and look back on all we have to be thankful for. Check out irvingbible.org/youngadults for more and to RSVP.

The Gathering Thursdays, 7 p.m. — The AlcoveJoin us for our new series, “Daddy Issues,” starting November 7. We all long for a father’s love, ac-ceptance and presence in our lives. Unfortunately, even the best earthly fathers are not perfect, and sometimes we associate pain in our relationship with them to the character of our Heavenly Father. So what does that mean for our lives now?

Sit with us on Sunday! We know sitting alone at church is lame, so join us for the 10:45 a.m. service. We sit together in the lower left-hand section facing the stage. We’d love to meet you.

Visit irvingbible.org/youngadults.

2435 KINWEST Wednesday Nights at IBC

Vox Humana Choir Wednesdays, 7–8:30 p.m. IBC Worship CenterThe choral community of IBC is always looking for new singers, be-ginner or pro. Everyone is welcome and you can join at any time! No auditions necessary. Contact Crystal at [email protected].

ESL: English as a Second Language Wednesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m. AZ17, 18 and 19Do you want to learn English? Im-prove your English? Come practice all four skills: speaking, listening, reading and writing. For more info, contact Corey at [email protected].

FREE Citizenship Class Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m. — IBCFor those at least 18 years old who have been issued a Permanent Resi-dent Card. We’ll guide you through the N-400 paperwork and prepare you for the main components of the new citizenship test. Contact Michael at [email protected].

IBC Career Transition Ministry Wednesdays, 6:30–8 p.m.Want to find a job? Come learn how to craft a rock-solid resume, use the Internet and LinkedIn to network, and ace the interview. For more info, contact [email protected].

Visit 2435kinwest.orgMISCELLANEOUS A Little Bit of Everything

Thanksgiving Day Breakfast November 28, 8:30 a.m.Join IBCers for a great meal and take a moment to reflect on God’s goodness. Contact Rod with ques-tions at (214) 513-2589.

NICHE (North Irving Christian Home Educators) Monday, November 18 The AlcoveJoin us for a family potluck and guest speaker. For more info visit texasniche.com.

New ArrivalsCongratulations to the follow-ing families on the births of their children:

Jim and Terrin Henry and their son Logan James, born August 12 at 8 lbs, 7 oz, and 20 inches.

Rhett and Ashley Patterson and their son Brooks Pendleton, born May 31 at 7 lbs, 6 oz, and 20 inches.

JANUARY 31–FEBRUARY 2SKY RANCHMother Teresa said, “Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God’s kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile.” The High School winter retreat this year will focus on the simple expression of kindness. Our savior Jesus lived his life in such a way that kindness exuded from him, and as Christians we have been called to follow his example.

Register at irvingbible.org/students.

WINTER RETREATH I G H S C H O O L

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THANKSGIVING MEALS: An IBC TraditionCollection period: November 3-17

Over the past decade, IBCers have been serv-ing our local community by providing supplies for Thanksgiving meals to families in need. If you would like to bless a family with a wonder-ful Thanksgiving this year, pick up the reusable grocery bags and supply list in Town Square beginning November 3, and return the filled bags by November 17.

This year we are shooting for a goal of 2,000 bags!

If you would like to volunteer for this project, please contact Lauren Moussa at [email protected].

KidVenture is an opportunity for you and your kids to serve our community together as a family. November 17 After each Sunday service, Children at IBC will host a card-making station in the Haven where kids can decorate cards to go in each of the Thanksgiving bags. Drop by after your regular worship time!

November 23, 10 a.m.-12 p.m.: Parents and kids are invited to help deliver the Thanksgiving bags to Clifton Elementary. Meet at the covered driveway at 10 a.m. (under The Mo) to load up.

For more information, contact [email protected].

Thursday, November 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m. in the West Wing

If you’ve considered checking out IBC’s Recov-ery group but have never taken the next step, the Eatin’ Meetin’ is a great chance to see what Recovery is all about. This Eatin’ Meetin’ will be a time of thanksgiving as we celebrate the free-dom being found in the lives of our members.

THINGS WE ARE AT RECOVERY:

A safe place to share A refuge A place of belonging A place to care for others and be cared for A place where respect is given to each member A place where confidentiality is highly regarded A place to learn A place to demonstrate genuine love A place to grow and become strong again

THINGS WE ARE NOT :

A place for selfish control A place for therapy A place for secrets A place to look for dating relationships A place to rescue or be rescued by others A place for perfection

For more info, contact Joe at [email protected].

Recovery

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Everybody loves Thanksgiving, but not everyone gets a chance to go home for the holidays. If you’re a young adult at IBC, we invite you to our annual Family Dinner, a time when we gather to celebrate the season and look back on all we have to be thankful for. Join us November 21 for a great evening of food and friends.

Check out IBC Young Adults Facebook page or irvingbible.org/youngadults for event information and to sign up.

ShopTalk: The Cabbage Patch Invasion

Consumerism and materialism are part of our daily lives all year long, not just during the holidays. Come explore productive ways that families have faced the “I want,” “everyone else has,” and “they get” vocabulary, and gain practical skills that will keep you in sync with your kids.

November 10, 6:45–8 p.m. in The Alcove Register for KidZone at irvingbible.org/parenting. Contact Mary Ann at [email protected].

Brought to you by:

Shop Talk is a highly interactive gathering for parents of kids of all ages. Topics include core principles of parenting as well as practical discussion on issues parents face every day.

YOUNG ADULTFAMILY DINNER

November 22

FIGURE 2 TOP 3 MOST TYPICAL SMALL GROUP LEADERS

The Would-be Caterer/Pastry Chef

The One With The Big House

The DTS Graduate With a Heart of Gold

MULLETS, BRITISH TEETH

EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE,

CHARISMATIC, & APPROCHABLE

TOP MODELS, BEYONCE

FIGURE 1 TYPICAL SMALL GROUP PARTICIPANT ATTRACTIVENSS LEVEL

Small Groups at IBC:Need to Know Information

Sermon-Based Small Groups: Sign up now Now is the time to register for spring groups. Registration closes December 8 and groups begin meeting the week of January 5.

Sign-up online at irvingbible.org/smallgroups. Questions? Contact Katie Geurin at [email protected].

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First Worship Service: 9 a.m.Children’s Classes (all ages) Synergy (40s & 50s), the Alcove The Tree (young marrieds and families), West D

Second Worship Service: 10:45 a.m.Children’s Classes (all ages) Crossroads (mid 20s-30s couples), West C On Track (single parents), Conference Room Journey (all welcome), The Alcove Renew (multi-generational), Training Center Thrive (30s & 40s singles), West D

Third Worship Service: 5 p.m. Children’s Classes (all ages)

Community Dinner: 6 p.m.

Community Events: 6:45 p.m.Legacy Builders (all welcome), West A Middle School, The Commons High School, Student Ministries Area

SUNDAY COMMUNITY MEALS

Join us in the Town Square for our community meal on Sundays at 6 p.m. Meals are $3 per person or $10 max./family.

11/3 Awesome Pizza, breadsticks, super salad bar.

11/10 Beef fajitas, chips and salsa, salad bar.

11/17 All American burgers and brats, salad bar.

11/24 Giant Baked potatoes with all the fixin’s, salad bar.

If you’d like to serve on a Sunday night meal team, contact Pat O’Reilly at (214) 289-6176 or [email protected].

WEDNESDAY MIDWEEK MEALS

Each Wednesday night from 5-6:20 p.m., IBC pre-pares dinner for anyone wanting a good, hot meal. PB&J sandwiches are also available. Cost is $3/meal or $10 max./family. Just come by The Commons and grab a plate!

11/6 Baked chicken legs, tater tots, corn medley, salad, brownies. Hosted by Bob Downey’s team.

11/13 Baked potatoes with all the fixin’s, salad, dessert. Hosted by Lavern Howell’s team.

11/20 Lasagna, hot breadsticks, salad, dessert. Hosted by Karen Rail’s team.

11/27 NO MEAL. Happy Thanksgiving y’all!

Changes to the menu may be made depending on food cost, availability, and Bob Downey’s whim.

If you’d like to serve on a Wednesday night meal team, please email [email protected].

THE MOSAIC CAFÉ (THE MO)

Café Hours Monday, Tuesday, Thursday: 8:30 a.m.–5 p.m.

Wednesday: 8:30 a.m.–7 p.m.

Friday, Saturday: 8:30 a.m.–12 p.m.

Sunday: 8 a.m.–12:30 p.m. & 4–7 p.m.

Phone: (972) 443-3323

SUNDAY SCHEDULEMy Time, Talents & SkillsSafety and Security TeamDo you have a desire to serve and protect others? Then the IBC Safety and Security team on Sundays is for you. Con-tact Chris Rose at [email protected]. Please include any credentials and relevant experience.

2435 Kinwest Medical Clinic VolunteersOur weekly medical clinic is in need of professional health care providers (MD, PA, FNP) to provide treatment for our patients. Volunteers do not need to serve every week. Contact Charles at [email protected].

Tapestry Volunteers Tapestry, IBC’s foster and adoption ministry, is in need of volunteers. Contact Amy Curtis at [email protected].

NFNL VolunteersOn the third Wednesday of each month we need help serving dinner to the women of New Friends New Life at Preston Road Church of Christ. Contact Christine at [email protected].

Mentor Kids in Single-Parent FamiliesMen and women are needed for gender-specific mentoring of children from single-parent families. Contact Marsha at [email protected].

Meal Team VolunteersIBC serves meals on Sunday and Wednesday nights, and could use some additional volunteers to serve together. For Sundays contact [email protected]. For Wednesdays, contact [email protected].

Special Need VolunteersThere any many opportunities from once a month to every Sunday to volunteer with the special needs ministry. Con-tact Shannon at [email protected].

My ResourcesBox Tops for EducationBox Tops for Educations coupons from products such as Kleenex, Ziplocks, breakfast cereals, etc can go to help purchase much needed equipment for Townsell Elemen-tary. Please bring all Box Top coupons to the box in the donation area by the Training Center.

Clothing for Brighter TomorrowsThe women of Brighter Tomorrows are in need of under-garments (bras and panties) and sweatpants. New items only please. Please drop all donations in the box in the donation area by the Training Center. Contact Marjorie at [email protected].

Laundry Soap and Dryer SheetsLaundry Love collects laundry soap and dryer sheets. Please bring these to the Laundry Love box in the donation area by the Training Center. For more info visit llpirving.org or contact [email protected].

Online Giving OptionIf you would find it more convenient to donate to the ministries of Irving Bible Church online, visit irvingbible.org/give.

HOW DO I GIVE?

We’re so glad you’re here. Sometimes it’s hard to know where to begin, but we want to make the process of con-necting and feeling at home as easy as possible. Here are some ways to start.

The Information Center is a great place to get your ques-tions answered, find help and encouragement for your per-sonal journey, or just have a cup of coffee and settle in. Our team of volunteers would be happy to help you, and our goal is to make you feel at home. The Information Center is open every Sunday after all three worship services.

The Newcomer Gathering is an informal get-together for those new to IBC and/or those wanting to learn more about who we are, what we believe and how to get plugged in. Meet other newcomers, ministry leaders and elders.

Can’t seem to figure out what IBC is all about or how you fit into the larger picture? Want free breakfast every Sunday for four weeks? Propel is designed to help you figure out how to best plug in to IBC’s culture and calling. We’ll talk about what it means to grow in Christ, connect in community and join the mission — and what that might look like for you. You’ll also learn more about membership at IBC.

Small groups exist to cultivate deep relationships that advance the kingdom of God in dark places — dark places in our world, in our relationships and in our hearts. We do this in the context of sermon-based Bible studies that meet in homes. Groups comprise 12 people or fewer and are formed by leaders who have completed small group leader training. To sign up for a group or get more info, contact Ryan Sanders at [email protected].

New to IBC?

Information Center Have questions? We’re here to help.

irvingbible.org/connect

Small Groups Connect with others on the journey.

irvingbible.org/smallgroups

Propel Ready to get plugged in?

irvingbible.org/connect

Newcomer Gathering Learn more about IBC

and meet others like you.irvingbible.org/connect

Interested in learning more about IBC’s budget for 2013 or other financial nuts and bolts? Visit irvingbible.org/budget.

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GIVE THANKS AT YOUR OWN RISKTHANKSGIVING BRINGS TURKEY, DRESSING, AND SOMETIMES DISASTER. HERE ARE A FEW HOLIDAY DEBACLES YOU SHARED WITH US:On our first Thanksgiving alone without parents or siblings, we had so little money that we could only roast a Cornish Game Hen. I over-cooked it. To moisten it up, I melted Welchs Grape Jelly and basted the hen. I swore then and there it would never happen again — and it hasn’t! MARK STADLER

Never ever watch “Bruce Almighty” while eating Thanksgiving dinner. I had mashed potatoes coming out my nose because I was laughing so hard. NORA BROOKS

My cousin’s water broke right as we were about to serve dessert. The baby was born at 11:50 p.m. She will be two years old this Thanksgiving. KIMBERLY WEST

My disaster was when my boyfriend at the time shot and killed a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. At 21, I had no idea how to “prepare” a turkey — how to take off its feathers, which parts needed to be removed before cooking, what to do with all of those parts or, worse yet, what to do with the gun pellets that remained in its poor little ravaged body. Need-less to say, it was a disaster. My first mistake was trying to burn off the feathers with a candle and lighter. That just went all kinds of wrong. When it came out of the oven with a few feathers still left and burned to a crisp, we tried to overlook them. But when we almost chipped a tooth on gun pellets, we decided to call it a day and order a pizza. AMY CURTIS

INFAMOUS TURKEY DAYSNovember 25, 1993 Dallas Cowboys defensive tackle Leon Lett scrambles for the ball after Dallas blocked a Miami Dolphins field goal. His blunder allowed Miami to recover the ball and kick a game-saving field goal.

November 27, 2009, 2:25 a.m. (early morning after Thanksgiving): Tiger Woods runs his Cadillac Esca-lade into a tree outside his Orlando home. He is rushed to the hospital in serious condition.

November 26, 2043, 5:18 a.m. In a pre-dawn raid, gobblers from Red Team Bravo of the Freerange Assault Force secure the corporate headquarters of Butterball, LLC ending the 7-year gaggle wars, bringing freedom to noble birds across the country.

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Now that you’ve made it to the end of Chatter, did you happen to catch Who photo-bombed us? Go ahead. Take another look through this issue.

The number of Thanksgiving Day residential fires reported to U.S. fire departments each year. (Source: FEMA.org) Texas, Illinois and Ohio rank as

top three states for Thanksgiving Day cooking fires. (State Farm)

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THERE ARE 50% MORE DRIVERS ON THE ROAD ON THANKSGIVING DAY, MAKING IT THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR. (Forbes.com)

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Chatter hitched a ride around Europe with the Chan family (Keiji, Ken and Emi Chan), and especially loved the scooters in Paris. The Arch de Triomphe was pretty neat, too.