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100:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,240- That's not me.- Sure looks like you.

200:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,160No, I mean, the picture's me.The column is not me.

300:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,520I knew a man couldn'tgive advice like a woman.

400:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,160Men are all about, like,fixing the problem.

500:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,320Isn't that what advice columnistsare supposed to do?

600:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,200No... I mean, yes.

700:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,560But first you're supposed to listen,

800:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,560then you're supposed to validatefeelings. That's what a woman would do.

900:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,400But not a man.They go straight to fixing it.

1000:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,960This glass ceiling in Sausalito?

1100:00:34,120 --> 00:00:37,560Leslie tells this woman step by step

how to deal with her boss.

1200:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,120There are no feelings in there,no emotions.

1300:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,920My readers are gonna read that.


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They're gonna know I did not write it.

1400:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,560- This is a nightmare.- Honestly, it's real subtle.

1500:00:47,720 --> 00:00:48,960They might not notice.

1600:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,280Even the letters that he picks,they're all fix-it letters.

1700:00:52,440 --> 00:00:56,240I left him three messages about thisyesterday. He did not call me back.

1800:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,160I thought the whole point

of this little vacation

1900:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,880was for you to relax and recharge.

2000:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,560Yeah, I know. But it's stillmy column. I still care about it.

2100:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,800

Any big change takes some adjusting,

2200:01:07,960 --> 00:01:10,600so for a while you'regonna feel a little lost.

2300:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,240See, you just validated my feelings.

2400:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,400

Phoebe, you need to stop obsessing,

2500:01:15,560 --> 00:01:20,040unless, of course,you're obsessing 'cause you like him.

2600:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,640No, I don't like him. He's like...


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2700:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,120Well, forget about it and findsomething else to obsess about.

2800:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,560I know, you're right. I haveto find a way to channel my energy,

2900:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,560find something to be passionate about.

3000:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,120Paige with Magic School, you saving Leo.

3100:01:36,280 --> 00:01:41,080I'm not saving him. I'm just hopingthat by spending some time with the boys

3200:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,720that he'll feel loved and needed,

3300:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,640and realise that lifeisn't all that bad.

3400:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,240Excuse me, but you're gonnahave to take that someplace else.

3500:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,560- Take what?- You know, that.

3600:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,160- It's called breast-feeding.- Customers are complaining.

3700:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,960

What?

3800:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,680- Let's go. I gotta go anyway.- No, Piper. You've done nothing wrong.

3900:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,640- You can't do this.


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- Actually, yeah, I can.

4000:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,800Sorry.

4100:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,960- It's no big deal. Let's go.- That's horrible.

4200:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,160We're goin'.

4300:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,880This is a losing battle.

4400:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,520Magic School was a noble experiment.

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00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,600But I'm afraid it's run its course.

4600:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,480What about these kids?Where are they going to go,

4700:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,640to learn how to develop their magic?

48

00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,480- Where did you learn to develop yours?- I learned from my sisters,

4900:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,560and they did from their mother andgrandmother. But not everybody has that.

5000:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,000What these kids need...

5100:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,920What these kids need is guidance.

5200:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,320The point remains,that with Gideon no longer around,

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00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,400the safety of this institution,both to the students

5400:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,480and to the outside world,can no longer be guaranteed.

5500:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,120I can guarantee it!

5600:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,880I mean, I can try to guarantee it.

5700:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,880I fight demons on a weekly basis,and I think that more than qualifies me

5800:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,560

to be able to dealwith some magical students.

5900:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,560Like I said, they need some guidance.

6000:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,280She can guide me any day.

6100:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,240

Check it out,I just cast an awesome spell.

6200:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,120These kids are special.

6300:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,400Naked woman!

6400:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,760

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to conjure her.It was an accident.

6500:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,160It's okay, Duncan.I know you didn't mean to.

6600:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,240


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Don't you know how dangerous it isto mess with history?

8000:05:40,520 --> 00:05:44,440- If we don't send her back before...- I'm all over it.

8100:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,640That's it! Shoo! Get out of here!

8200:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,400Get out with your raging hormones!Bye, bye.

8300:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,320- Lame.- What happened? Where am I?

8400:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,880

- What is this place?- It's okay, you're safe.

8500:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,160I'm gonna take you home, okay?

8600:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,320Oh, well, well, that's onescrewed-up mess you made.

87

00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,720Good job, Duncan. You scored big.

8800:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,720Shut up, Simon, leave me alone.

8900:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,240Nice thing about the Magic School,such intense frustration.

90

00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,080All pent-up. Let me help you let it out.

9100:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,320Pack your bags, boys,Duncan just got us evicted.

9200:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,640


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You son of a bitch, leave me alone!Stop picking on me!

9300:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,920Hey, break it up.

9400:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,680Interesting.

9500:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,520I have a very good feeling about this.

9600:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,960Piper, I can't believe you,of all people, are against this.

9700:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,920We have to do something.

9800:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,960You are not writing a letterto Ask Phoebe about my breast. Leo!

9900:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,640You're the onethat said I needed a cause.

10000:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,480So you can keep your mind off

the column, not write a letter to it.

10100:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,200How am I supposedto keep my mind off of the column

10200:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,240when he's about to blow my cover,maybe even my career?

103

00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,800You're obsessing. Leo, you're late!

10400:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,440I don't know what you're worried about.He won't pick the letter.

10500:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,000


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It's way too feminine.

10600:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,160Somehow I know you're gonnafind a way to make him pick it.

10700:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,840So what? We hittwo Neanderthals with one stone.

10800:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,200I cannot believeyou're not supporting me.

10900:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,160What is there to support?Phoebe, it's already a law.

11000:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,160

- So let's sue the manager.- I don't have time to sue.

11100:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,800I have other thingsto worry about like work.

11200:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,400I'm on sabbatical, I don't haveto worry about that. I'm lost.

11300:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,960For crying out loud, Leo!

11400:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,000That's not Leo.

11500:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,920Hey, guys. Book still upstairs?

116

00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,200- Wait a minute.- Hold it.

11700:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,560What happened?

11800:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,560


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Well, this is Godiva.

11900:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,280Say hello.

12000:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,680Godiva?

12100:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,840As in Lady Godiva...

12200:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,520...in the flesh, so to speak.

12300:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,160- Are they witches too?- Yeah.

124

00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,200The meeting kind of went long,got a little boring,

12500:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,080- and the kids grew restless and...- So they conjured a sex object?

12600:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,560I'm no sex object! I was ridingthrough town in my natural state

12700:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,080to protest my husband's unjust taxes!

12800:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,560Wait. Riding as in plucked outin the middle of?

12900:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,960Paige, she has to finish that ride

or else it could change...

13000:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,200Yeah, history as we know it, I got it.

13100:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,440Even worse,if I don't send her back soon,


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13200:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,880the Elders are gonnashut down Magic School.

13300:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,680I don't think that's worsethan changing the course of history.

13400:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,400Okay, okay.

13500:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,400On the other hand, how much history

13600:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,720could a naked lady on horseback affect?

137

00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,400- Excuse me! My ride is important.- Okay.

13800:08:45,560 --> 00:08:49,160Even so, need to find a spellto send you back. Come on.

13900:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,800See what I mean? We havebigger naked breasts to worry about.

14000:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,240Paige has her naked breaststo worry about, I've got yours.

14100:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,720Leo!

14200:09:09,720 --> 00:09:10,840Piper!

14300:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,080Sorry to interrupt, but I'm latefor work. Wyatt's been fed,

14400:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,520Chris has had his early napand they're just very excited to see ya.


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14500:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,960Now's not really a good time.

14600:09:21,120 --> 00:09:25,440But when is a good time?Sometimes we just have to make the time.

14700:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,160Once I've taken careof any threats towards them.

14800:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,440Don't be ridiculous.You can't vanquish every threat.

14900:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,960Besides, even if you did,it doesn't change the fact that...

15000:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,560I killed another Elder?

15100:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,240- Yeah, but it wasn't your fault.- It doesn't change the facts.

15200:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,960The fact is the boys need a father.

That's really all that matters.

15300:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,720I can't understandwhy you're focusing on bad stuff

15400:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,000when you havesome good stuff in your life.

155

00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,400Hi. Could you pleasenot do that around the children?

15600:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,280- You brought them here.- Your son brought us here.

157


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00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,560There's a scouter demon in the swamp.If I don't go there...

15800:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,480If I don't spend some time in P3,we will lose our only source of income.

15900:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,760- I can't do this.- Yes, you can.

16000:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,680Just make sure you burp Chris,and you will be fine.

16100:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,000Now I gotta go, so help me out.

162

00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,000- Phoebe.- Hi!

16300:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,480- What are you doing here?- I came to look for my favourite pen.

16400:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,240I left it in here somewhere. I can'tseem to write a thing without it.

16500:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,240I dumped all your stuffin this bottom cabinet here.

16600:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,920- Oh, you dumped?- What does it look like?

16700:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,160

It's a fountain pen,nothing really special.

16800:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,720Hey, since I'm here,maybe I can help with stuff.

16900:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,080


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Help?

17000:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,880Yeah, you know, maybe helppick tomorrow's letter or something.

17100:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,960- I thought you were on sabbatical.- Still my column.

17200:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,360Having a little troubleletting go, I see.

17300:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,800No. I'm not having trouble letting go.

17400:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,280I just came here to find my pen.

17500:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,080Couple weeks, you won't notice.

17600:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,240I'm afraid my readersare already noticing.

17700:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,600- That you can't find your pen?

- That I'm a man.

17800:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,680I mean, you're a man whenyou're supposed to be a woman.

17900:11:42,840 --> 00:11:47,160You're not very good at picking letters.You only pick problems you can solve.

180

00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,520For someone taking a break,you've given this a lot of thought.

18100:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,920I'm just saying, you know, that...

18200:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,960


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I mean, the point...

18300:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,640What was I saying?

18400:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,800Something to dowith, "Me Tarzan, you Jane."

18500:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,640Yeah, cute. Very cute. Let's see.

18600:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,560Oh, what's this one?

18700:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,160Oh, this looks like a great one.

188

00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,960"Breast-feeding in Bayshore".What do you say?

18900:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,760Breast-feeding?

19000:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,040Seems a little cause-y, don't you think?

191

00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,640- Out of your league?- No, I like breasts,

19200:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,600I just don't feel the needto give any advice on them.

19300:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,000Yeah. Like I said,you're not good at picking letters.

19400:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,960So, if you find my pen, please call me.

19500:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,120Okay.

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00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,080Queen Elizabeth.

19700:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,680Catherine the Great. Joan of Arc.

19800:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,480Lady Godiva.Good thing you have long hair.

19900:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,240I'm in the history books?

20000:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,480Yes, and if I can keep anythingfrom happening to you

20100:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,400before I send you back,

you'll remain there.

20200:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,720- What's wrong?- Lord Dyson.

20300:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,320- Is that your husband?- No. An evil land baron

204

00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,000who feeds on the pain of peasants,suppresses them for his own gain.

20500:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,440He's the weasel who convincedmy husband to tax them.

20600:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,480Were you scared, doing what you did?

20700:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,760It was what, 1,000 yearsbefore women received equal rights?

20800:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,000It's the right thing. It's theonly way to make my husband see


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20900:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,240I was seriousabout my stand to shock him.

21000:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,920And history, too, apparently.

21100:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,280Okay, mount up.

21200:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,800- Will it be painful?- No, it's magic.

21300:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,960- You won't feel a thing.- Magic.

214

00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,160I didn't think it really existed.

21500:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,680Oh, it exists.It's just something that's hidden.

21600:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,320You can't see it.

217

00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,520See, not a lot of things have changed.

21800:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,880Robe?

21900:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,840Oh, I almost forgot.

22000:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,520

Good luck... saving all this.

22100:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,040Thanks. Good luck on your ride.

22200:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,080From lands afarand time and space


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22300:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,400Take her now from this, our place

22400:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,480One that dwells so must remain

22500:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,640Send her back to her domain

22600:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,600What's wrong?

22700:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,760I don't know, it should have worked.

22800:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,880Stay here.

22900:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,200What happened?

23000:14:37,360 --> 00:14:41,200You tell me. You were the one who saidyou could control these students.

23100:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,040I don't see how conjuring

Lady Godiva caused this.

23200:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,640Unless she wasn'tthe only thing conjured.

23300:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,440Boxes!

23400:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,840

At least this shows how much kids needhelp learning to control their magic.

23500:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,240This is a disaster.A complete, utter disaster!

23600:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,480


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By all means, don't repress yourself.

23700:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,160- To be whole again.- Who the hell are you?

23800:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,760I've had it with youand your stupid ideas!

23900:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,960So much repression to feed on.

24000:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,240You!

24100:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,800My lady.

24200:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,080Watch out!

24300:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,160No matter.

24400:15:32,320 --> 00:15:36,320I'll just collect more powerand then I'll be back.

24500:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,240It's okay, it's just a graze.

24600:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,800I still can't believean Elder attacked you.

24700:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,640I know, they're supposedto be pacifists, right?

24800:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,400Have you seen Leo lately?

24900:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,000Speaking of which... Leo!

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00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,560He's a little mad at me. I can't say Iblame him. I did kind of mess things up.

25100:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,720Well, that doesn't explainwhy he tried to kill you.

25200:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,960Pardon me.

25300:16:06,120 --> 00:16:10,240I think the demon did something to thatElder, freed up his repressed anger.

25400:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,720He probablywasn't breast-fed as a child.

255

00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,880- Phoebe!- What?

25600:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,880We wouldn't even be in this situation,the demon wouldn't even be here

25700:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,560if I hadn't had the great strokeof genius to try to save school.

25800:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,880- Why do you think he tried to kill her?- If I could just...

25900:16:26,040 --> 00:16:30,080Maybe he knew that since they cametogether, they have to leave together.

26000:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,840

- Why wouldn't he want to go back?- If you would just listen to me!

26100:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,320- Oh, wow!- That's just a lot.

26200:16:38,080 --> 00:16:42,600


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It is apparently still the only wayI can get anybody to listen to me!

26300:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,040Woman, keep your clothes on.This is a family show, really.

26400:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,400I know that man,or demon as you call him.

26500:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,280- It's Lord Dyson.- The land baron?

26600:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,240Except in my time he was different.

26700:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,680

Smaller, weaker.

26800:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,680Okay, so how did he get stronger?

26900:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,760It's okay, doorbell,newfangled contraption.

27000:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,440

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God, it's Leslie.- Don't answer it.

27100:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,240- What if it's about my letter?- Forget the letter.

27200:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,480- Can everyone have a cause but me?- Yes!

27300:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,160Upstairs. Upstairs!

27400:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,640Leslie, hey. What a surprise.

27500:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,560


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I brought you a peace offering.

27600:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,920- Oh, those are my sisters.- I thought you just had two.

27700:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,480Yeah, the other one is a cousin,distant cousin, twice removed.

27800:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,640Come in, come in.

27900:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,800So, you drove all the way over herejust to give me this lovely pen?

28000:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,640Well, it's your pen, isn't it?

28100:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,960You know this is not my pen.

28200:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,360You're right. Bought thatfrom a street vendor on my way over.

28300:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,760Just looking for an excuse.

28400:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,280You have a nice place. The paperpays you better than I thought.

28500:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,320So, what are you really doing here?

28600:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,440I thought you might

like a chance to apologise.

28700:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,760- For what?- Trying to slip that letter past me.

28800:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,120- What?


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- Look, I know you wrote it.

28900:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,160I recognise your handwriting.I've studied your work.

29000:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,480You have?

29100:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,920How else am I gonna get awaywith ghost-writing a column for you?

29200:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,360That's the problem. I don'tthink you're getting away with it.

29300:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,880Because I'm a man.

29400:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,320Because you pick lettersa man would pick.

29500:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,320Ask Phoebe wouldn't picka breast-feeding letter.

29600:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,720

- Oh, no?- No, because it's a cause.

29700:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,800- She doesn't do causes.- I know what letters I'd pick.

29800:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,560Then why are you taking a sabbatical?

299

00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,960Look, I'm sorry. It's just...The only reason I took this gig

30000:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,960is 'cause I'm a huge fan of yours.

30100:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,240


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I mean, of your column.

30200:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,480And I just wantto do the best job I can,

30300:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,720but I can't really do that with youlooking over my shoulder all the time.

30400:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,680All right?

30500:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,160All right.

30600:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,720All right.

30700:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,400Would it be cheating too much if Ipeeked ahead to see what becomes of me?

30800:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,200Well, seeing as you're probably notgoing to remember any of this,

30900:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,000I don't see why not.

31000:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,400The closest thing I can findis a demon who feeds off anger,

31100:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,800but you already got him...

31200:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,800Remember when Leo used

to come when you called him?

31300:19:33,480 --> 00:19:37,400It says here your Lord Dysonmysteriously disappeared

31400:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,200the day you rode through town.


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31500:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,600Well, I doubt that's just a coincidence.

31600:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,720And the tax was repealed,which means I accomplished my goal.

31700:19:45,880 --> 00:19:51,160No offence, lady, but you dropyour trousers, liberation for all,

31800:19:51,320 --> 00:19:55,800and suddenly your demon vanishes off theface of the earth for all of eternity?

31900:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,280- Isn't that a little far-fetched?- No.

32000:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,800Not if the demonfeeds off of repressions.

32100:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,800Maybe that's how he gains his strength.

32200:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,920Well, then, that would

make the reverse true as well.

32300:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,240Your ride starved him into oblivion.

32400:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,640Please tell me you weren'tvanquishing demons with the children!

32500:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,960

Chris was fussy, it calmed him.

32600:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,240Oh, really?

32700:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,640- Is that Lady?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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32800:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,760A little healing, a little healing.

32900:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,960And then we need youto find out what they know

33000:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,560- about some sort of repressor demon.- You want me to go up there?

33100:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,280I'll get the Elfin nannyto watch the kids.

33200:20:45,440 --> 00:20:50,320- That's not what I was worried about.- Hello. Heal, ouch, hurt. Focus.

33300:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,600It wouldn't hurt to have a chat with theElders to see what they think about...

33400:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,400...the demon.

33500:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,720- What if they know about?

- If they knew, we would know by now.

33600:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,600Are they talking about Lord Dyson?

33700:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,400No, they're talkingabout something that Leo did

33800:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,720

- that they don't want me to know about.- Just go.

33900:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,560Let's find out what we canabout this repressor demon

34000:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,800


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before it starts to feed offour repressions, shall we?

34100:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,960So this is the land of the free?

34200:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,000Hey, hey, sorry.

34300:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,240Oh, infuriating, isn't it?

34400:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,760Well, don't hold back. Let it out.

34500:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,240Such a plethora of repression,it's hard to choose.

34600:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,320Who's next? Who's next?

34700:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,760Oh, I love this century!

34800:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,960More. I need more.

349

00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:11,200Come on, who's stillout there holding it in?

35000:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,240Sorry to have kept you waiting.

35100:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,440Why do we have to meet here?

352

00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,280- Why couldn't we meet up there?- You didn't hear?

35300:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,120An Elder's gone missing, Leo.Perhaps killed.

354


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00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,200- We can't be too careful.- You think I did it?

35500:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,800- You killed Gideon.- He tried to kill my son.

35600:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,960- I was protecting my family.- We understand.

35700:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,960But this is different.

35800:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,840The Elder was Zola, Leo.

35900:22:55,920 --> 00:23:00,440

And we understand that he was tryingto reach out to you when he disappeared.

36000:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,880We are your family, Leo.You are one of us.

36100:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,040I don't know that I am any more.

362

00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,880Everything's changed.

36300:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,760Just because of what Gideon did?

36400:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,960Leo, good is not perfect.

36500:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,720

Sometimes it messes up.

36600:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,200But that doesn't meanit isn't still good. And we are.

36700:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,560- Are we?


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00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,200Well, I'm hoping you'llfind a way to save it after all this,

38200:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,840- for your nephews' sake.- Thanks, no pressure.

38300:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,480Nope.

38400:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,280- Ready to summon?- Yep, all ready to go.

38500:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,400I think we should wait for Leoand find out what he knows.

386

00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,240It doesn't matter.History will take care of them,

38700:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,440- as long as you finish your ride.- Promise.

38800:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,360And thank you for giving mea glimpse of what's to come.

38900:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,160Thank you, for showing usyou're more than a box of chocolates.

39000:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,480- I'm sorry?- Never mind.

39100:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,280

Okay, here we go.

39200:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,920We look to find the evil set free

39300:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,920Bring this demon before us three


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39400:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,160Hi, there.

39500:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,360- Why didn't he explode?- Chanting, chanting.

39600:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,840Okay, okay, okay.From lands afar, in time and space

39700:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,440Take them now from this our placeTo the dwell, some must remain

39800:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,160Send them back to their domain

399

00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,120It worked!

40000:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,440That's not good.

40100:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,840Well, at least they're gone.

40200:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,400

Great, will you guys drop me offat the office on your orb home?

40300:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,200I thought you weren't looking overLeslie's shoulders any more.

40400:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,680Well, I'm not, but first I haveto get him to pick my letter.

40500:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,120Orbing!

40600:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,400Okay, thanks, meet you guys at home.

40700:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,960


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Looks like everyone took Elise'ssexual harassment memo literally.

40800:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,480Phoebe? What are you doing here?

40900:26:04,560 --> 00:26:08,080And what are you wearing?Who? Who's watching our children?

41000:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,080Why aren't you at home with them?

41100:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,840- Excuse me?- Come on.

41200:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,880Okay, what the hell is going on?

41300:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,840I think I know.

41400:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,480We should have waited for Leo.

41500:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,560Shut up!

41600:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,360It's not so bad if you like grey.

41700:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,640I don't understandhow everything changed so much.

41800:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,840Well, we sent the demon backstronger than when he came.

41900:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,920Strong enough to kill Lady Godiva.

42000:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,200It's hard to believeher ride affected just everything.


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42100:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,560Apparently it had an impact on us women

42200:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,520because it sent us backlike a thousand years or so.

42300:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,280- We have to fix this.- Oh, no!

42400:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,240I left Wyatt and Chriswith the Elfin nanny before...

42500:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,000That's okay, they're boys.They're probably treated like royalty.

42600:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,280Hey, why didn't we change?

42700:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,280Probably because we wereat Magic School and protected?

42800:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,000What do these women think they're doing?

42900:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,280Okay, guys, I think we're attractinga little too much attention here.

43000:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,560What say we orb backto the Book of Shadows?

43100:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,320- I don't want to go home.

- Why?

43200:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,640Did you hear what Leslie said?

43300:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,800We can't stay here,we're attracting too much attention.


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43400:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,520Yeah, and we wouldn't wantto be flogged.

43500:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,240So much for yourbreast-feeding campaign.

43600:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,680- Cute.- Hey!

43700:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,160Every peep out of you addsan extra flogging to your sentence.

43800:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,400What is flogging exactly?

43900:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,200I don't know but how about we orb outof here so we don't have to find out.

44000:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,520Where are we gonna go?We still have to fix this somehow.

44100:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,480

- That's two extra floggings each!- Okay.

44200:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,520Look, we need to figure out something'cause I need to feed someone soon.

44300:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,440What if Lady Godiva is still alive?

444

00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,520Paige, I know you're upset. We all are.But we can't bring her back to life.

44500:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,240No, why can't we conjure her?

44600:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,560


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00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,800but apparently she means a lot to us.

46000:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,000Duncan. We're gonnaneed Duncan to conjure her.

46100:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160Leo, can you take me to Magic School?

46200:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,960Magic School's been shut for years.Everyone's in hiding here, even demons.

46300:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,760- No one dare uses magic.- Talk about repressed.

46400:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,160

But magic still exists, which meansthis kid Duncan has to be somewhere.

46500:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,800They got no place else to go.

46600:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,440Keep them here for their own safety.

46700:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,520

Go back to Phoebe and Piper.Help them find the history book,

46800:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,720we're gonna need it. Don't ask,it will just give you a headache.

46900:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,120Duncan?

470

00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,520Nobody by that name here.

47100:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,120Yeah, well,I don't have time to play games.

47200:29:39,280 --> 00:29:43,000


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Yeah, neither do I, so if you'rethinking of jacking my stash, don't.

47300:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,800Murdock root, this is your stash?

47400:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,840Look, lady, I'm warning you.Back off, understand?

47500:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,800- You one of them Freedom Fighters?- I don't know about that,

47600:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,400but I would like to free youfrom this life you've got going here.

47700:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,840

- I just need a conjuring spell.- Are you trying to get me hanged?

47800:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,840'Cause these guys get away with piss-assmagic doesn't mean we're not watched!

47900:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,040I come from a worldwhere good magic isn't wasted.

48000:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,120And it can be that way again.I need your conjuring spell.

48100:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,040You are one of the do-gooders,spewing that crap.

48200:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,880No, this is crap, okay?

Because I know you have dreams,

48300:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,800you have hopes,and you're just suppressing them.

48400:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,280Think I'm scared of my dreams?


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No, 'cause I'm not!

48500:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,640You have a choice.You can either step up and be a man,

48600:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,760or you can crawl back in your rat hole.

48700:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,120It's up to you.

48800:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,720No Joan of Arc, no Catherine the Great,none of them are in here.

48900:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,480Keep looking.

49000:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,360It's pretty amazing that this worldis so much more repressed,

49100:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,960and yet Leo seems freer.

49200:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,160Yeah, I almost forgot what he was like.

49300:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,080Okay, I got the spell.Did you find Godiva?

49400:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,240Yep, right here.But talk about your fine print.

49500:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,840It doesn't matter,

as long as she's in there.

49600:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,840So, wait, I don't understand.If you return her back

49700:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,800to just before she was killed,


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history will reverse itself?

49800:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,400Warned you aboutthe headache thing, right?

49900:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,000We get them here, you blast Dysonand we send her back right away.

50000:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,720- I thought we send them back together.- Not if Dyson doesn't exist any more.

50100:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,960But first we gotta make sure we're okay.

50200:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,600There's no buried resentments that a

hungry demon could feed off of? Phoebe?

50300:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,080No, I'm fine. As long as Leslie'snot in the room, I'm fine. You?

50400:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,320No. I pretty much tell you guyswhen I'm pissed off.

505

00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,960That's a good point. Paige?

50600:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,920Sometimes I feel repressedbeing the little sister.

50700:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,960What, you want to be the oldest sister?Come on now, get over it.

50800:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,800Okay, I'm over it.

50900:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,800Where royals once lived, so did she

51000:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,560


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Bring forth the naked ladyfrom the 11th century

51100:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,960That's more like it.

51200:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,440Paige, I thought you weresending me back?

51300:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600Change of plans.

51400:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,960Perhaps I need a little more power.

51500:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,640Okay.

51600:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,840Nice try.

51700:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,040Piper.

51800:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,480So much bottled up anger.

519

00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,520You know what?Enough with your moping.

52000:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,800The Elders screwed you?What about me?

52100:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,200What are you doing?

52200:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,320I am not gonna raisetwo little boys all on my own

52300:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,000because you're too busyfeeling sorry for yourself, all right?


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Nothing that needed healing.She's a little shaken up.

53800:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,400- I bet she is.- Well, we better come up with a plan

53900:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,120because Dysonis getting stronger as we speak.

54000:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,880- Thanks to Piper.- All right!

54100:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,440- When he comes back...- And he will.

542

00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,520...he might be too strong to stop,

54300:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,240especially if he tapsinto Leo's repressed rage.

54400:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,760I'm not going to be ableto finish my ride, am I?

54500:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,880No, you're not.

54600:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,680Orb her out of here.

54700:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,360No, she won't stand a chance,he'll feed off Leo.

54800:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,880Just get her out of here,we'll think of something.

54900:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,720"We'll think of something"?That's the best you can do?


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55000:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,720I'm officially open to other ideas.

55100:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,200Okay, maybe we should let himget to Leo. Maybe he'll overdose.

55200:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,000- Or become unstoppable.- He already is that.

55300:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,080Okay, I am orbing you guys out of here.

55400:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,240No, actually you're gonnalet him feed on you. See ya!

555

00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,240- Good luck, man!- What?

55600:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,280Let's see whatyou've been hiding from me.

55700:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,320There's so much, so ready to come out.

55800:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,640Let it out, let it all out.

55900:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,800You demons have it so easy.

56000:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,160No morality to worry about,

561

00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,840no attachments, no one to lose.

56200:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,480Yeah, you tell him, Leo.

56300:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,000When you kill, you feel nothing!


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56400:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,560How you doing?

56500:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,880Feels good to get ridof all that stuff, huh?

56600:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,040You did it, you vanquished him.

56700:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,720Thanks to Leo.

56800:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,360Finally, I'm free!

56900:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,560

Yes, you are.

57000:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,640Me? Why don't you send her back?I don't want to use magic any more.

57100:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,440You can't stop using magic any morethan you can stop breathing, Duncan.

572

00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,960Well, I don't wantto be that way any more.

57300:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,000You don't have a choice, none of us do.

57400:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,400Look, you messed up, big deal!

575

00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,200That's what you're here for, to learn,to gain control over your powers.

57600:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,920You have to show that you can fix thisfor all our sakes.

577


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59100:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,560If you don't give these amazing kidsa place to go and express themselves,

59200:37:38,720 --> 00:37:42,280then you are going to be crushingtheir spirits and relegating them

59300:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,160to hiding in caves and alleywaysand abusing magic

59400:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,720- with nowhere else to turn!- I think you've made your point.

59500:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,360- So...- So...

59600:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,320...we won't shut it down.- What?

59700:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,160As long as you can provethat you can keep running it.

59800:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,480

Me? Oh, no, no, no.

59900:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,440No, I'll find someone.

60000:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,800You can do this.

60100:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,240Hey, this better be good.

60200:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,400I was just in the middleof putting Wyatt down for a nap.

60300:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,960Yeah, it looks like Lady Godiva hasquite an impact on our Phoebe's cause.


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60400:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,200Oh, my goodness.

60500:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,160Yeah!

60600:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,440This man is still livingin the 11th century.

60700:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,880He wants women to be barefootand pregnant and stay at home.

60800:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,920He thinks we should be ashamedof breast-feeding,

60900:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,800the most natural thing in the world.Well, shame on him!

61000:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,160I'm not ashamedand neither should you be.

61100:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,720It's a shame that women have

to take off their clothes to be heard.

61200:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,400We shouldn't have to beexploited like this. Right?

61300:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,160Right! Yeah!

61400:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,640

There! Are you satisfied now?

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