cath tate direct 2010/11 catalogue
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2010/11Hit the spot with witty cards and gifts with a different slant on life
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Welcome to the
latest Cath Tate Direct catalogue with lots of new cards and gifts for you and your friends and relations. We hope you enjoy it.
If any of your friends want one of their own they can write, email or phone us
How to order
Post: You can send the enclosed
order form with your cheque or credit
card details to:
Cath Tate Direct, 37 Hills Lane,
Shrewsbury SY1 1QU
Email: [email protected]
Fax: +44 (0)208 678 1119
Phone: +44 (0)1743 236600
Monday to Saturday 10-5
Online: www.cathtatedirect.com.
Our website has everything on it
including everything we could not fit
into this catalogue. Search by product
title, keywords or ref number.
We accept payment by cheque, credit
card or postal order.
Shop: If you are visiting Shrewsbury
(lovely old town, Darwin’s birth
place, and home to the International
Cartoon Festival in April) you can also
visit our wonderful shop Cath Tate
Cards in the town centre, (37 Hills
Lane next to the Tourist Information
Centre and the car park) to see all our
products and to meet our team.
Email Newsletter: Let us know
at [email protected] if you
would like to receive our email news-
letter for regular updates on new
cards and gifts.
Cover picture: Old enough GC644
(page 17)
Ageism pages 16 – 17
Crisis of capitalism pages 20 – 21
Educational issues page 24
Environmental issues pages 22 – 23
Fashion page 2
Feminism and anti-sexism pages 4 – 9
Midwinter festival pages 32 – 35
Nuclear/non-nuclear families pages 14 – 15
Organisation in 2011 page 31
Peace studies page 25
Psychotherapy pages 26 – 30
Significant others pages 12 – 15
Workers’ rights and leisure pages 18 – 19
and we will speedily send them their own copy.
We have designed this catalogue to appeal to a wide range of tastes. Whatever campaigns you are involved with, hopefully you will find something here to amuse and suit you.
There are many more products to be found on our website www.cathtatedirect.com including many things from previous catalogues that there was not enough space for in this catalogue.
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PUNK NOT PINKWhat the coolest kids on the street are wearing todaySoft 100% cotton T shirts made to the highest ethical standards. £13.95
Eat the rich bib BI04
White on black or black on red
Hammer and
sickle hat HA12
Free thinker hat
HA07
Total geezer TO03
Hat in black HA14
Bib in black BI18
Parental advisory TO06
Bib in black BI05
Hat HA08
Grrrll GRRLL RED
Bib BI14
Hat HA10
Punk’s not dead TP04
‘Hurrah for punk rock’ black
bib BI20
Angel TP05
Hat red on black HA09
Little Wimmin TST04
Bib BI01
Hat HA11
SizeS
0 – 5 months (with shoulder popper)
6 – 12 months (with shoulder popper)
12 – 18 months (with shoulder popper)
2 – 3 years
Bibs and hats to accessorise at £8.50
NEW CARDS FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSGREETINGS CARDS £1.99
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ANT32365 £1.99
Fabulous greetings card GC0061
£1.99
It’s not the men in your
life, it’s the life in your
men BP550
The supply of good
women far exceeds that
of men who deserve
them. BP597
Women don’t grow old
DF6316
Woman with a present
JHF786
Feminist party JHF770 Woman with altitude JHF785
You are on the right road if you are happy
when you are lost BP602
Tropical Vacation CD7810Women work CTF741
Women work harder than men which is why they earn less than men
Women don’t grow older, they just discover themselves
GIFTS FOR WOMEN ON THE MOVEGenerous sized shoppers and pouches made from partially recycled material, water resistant, strong and bright. Shoppers have interior pocket and strong nylon handles
Born to be wild lip balm
ANT00012 £3.99
Love not camping lip
balm ANT00211 £3.99
Thelma and Louise lip balm
ANT00365 £3.99
Born to be wild shopper
ANT53012 £9.99
Born to be wild pouch
ANT51012 £5.25
Love not camping large
shopper ANT53211 £9.99
Love not camping pouch
ANT51211 £5.25
Thelma and Louise pouch
ANT51365 £5.25
Volunteer pouch ANT51316
£5.25
We all have our baggage
luggage tag ANT66327
£4.99
Love not camping
luggage tag
ANT66211 £4.99
Fabulous mug SMG061
£5.99
Ain’t nobody going to
censor me, no sir! At my
age, honey, I can say what
I want. BP624
I think therefore I am
single BP625
Easy as pie OOOEAA Reservations OOODIR
With a cup of tea in your hand,anything is possible
,Once you realise we are all mad, life starts to make sense
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Cup of tea mug CMG426 £5.99
Card CTF426 £1.99 All mad mug CMG577 £5.99
All mad card CTF577 £1.99
Magnet CTM401 £3
Where there’s
a woman mug
SMG163 £5.99
Card GC00163 £1.99
Tea towel OOOWTH
£5.99
STICkY NOTES THAT SAY IT AS IT REALLY IS £3.75 Please call back when I give a damn ANT73430
I think you heard me the first time ANT73432
Sweep the room mug CMG604 £5.99
Card HCF604 £1.99
Coaster 1CHCHW £1.95
Few diets OOOAFE
GOOD QUALITY COTTON TEA TOWELS £5.99
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PMT fear CTF720
A friend is someone with
whom you dare to be
yourself BP470
Let’s face it. Friends make
life more fun. BP431
If you obey all the rules, you
miss all the fun. BP220
Middle age is when you are sitting home
on a Saturday night, and the phone rings
and you hope it’s not for you. BP493
Wild women don’t get the blues
BP391Well behaved women
CDEP34
NEW CARDS AND GIFTSAND SOME OLD FAVOURITES
GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Your greatest fear – there is no PMT,
this is just your personality
A menopausal woman FNF649
Insanity CTF450, Postcard CT450 60p
Magnet CTM409 £3
Between me and insanity stand my friends
Wild night with the girls
TDF469
If I don’t have friends CTF711
Cat’s Pyjamas CTF742
You are my port CTF744
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Bookmarks 99pShowing a picture and a potted history of some notable women and men. Others also available
FAMOUS AND INFAMOUS WOMENGreetings cards £1.99
Domestic goddess CS12 £2.25
Cheers CS15 £2.25 Happy Birthday, dear CS17
£2.25
Happy Birthday Tiger CS05
£2.25
Carmen Miranda BW256 Coco Chanel N58 Colette N66 Edith Piaf N59
Marlene Dietrich N63 Billie Holiday BW232
Virginia Woolf N67 Judy Garland BW263
Mary
Wollstonecraft
Sylvia
Pankhurst
Elizabeth
Garrett
Anderson
Mary Seacole
Nei
ghbo
urhood witch BB 75p
Finger puppet WUPG0057 £5.50
Frida kahlo sticky notes
UPG0529 £5.25
Little book of great women.
Inspiring words from women
who changed the world
2533 £3.99
Who was she? Quiz card
pack about 48 great women
of literature k257 £5.95
Votes for women tea towel
VFWTT £8.95
Votes for women book
£10.99 Paperback
Elsie and Mairi go to war £7.99
Paperback
“That’s an excellent suggestion Miss
Triggs. Perhaps one of the men would
like to make it” VALPU10135 £2.10
Neighbourhood witch mug
GMG707 £5.99
Empowermints,
tin pill box full of
mints WUPG0949
£2.50
Sheewee, an indispensible
reusable urinating device for
women walkers, campers
travellers etc. No more
frozen bums! £7.50
The ceiling isn’t glass…
it’s a very dense layer of men!
Ceiling isn’t glass FN653
60p
Women who seek FN651
60p
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MEN TOGETHERWOMEN TOGETHER GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Camping BW308 Striking a pose BW275 Playing records 1950’s BW242 Blackpool 1939 BW262
GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Fabulous to wear CTF630
Don’t come out of the closet
unless you have something
fabulous to wear
Oscar Wilde N65 Notorious kMk064 Came over queer DMZ106 Enthusiastic cruising DMZ94
Mother made me kMk148 A fruit cordial kMk184 Drag queen kMk035David wasn’t gay kMk004
Women in 1920’s BW295
Multi purpose bed BW292
Piano legs BW142
Women on the beach BW191
Women fire eaters at breakfast BW144
‘Don’t’ theatre performance BW173
FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD
Dog show BW252Love my dog CTF728
The more I know about men, The more I love my dog
Life without a dog CTF679
Life has no point without a dog in the middle of it
Women and cats do as
they please BP441
Drawn Out & Painted
Pink comic
An anthology of
cartoons from kate
Charlesworth and
David Shenton that
reflect the funny bits
of lesbian and gay
life 1975 to now.
COMIC1 £3.95
Over 200 fabulous word magnets to
make your fridge gay 3160 £7.95
Gay crusaders DMZ61
Magnet DMG14 £3
That’s so gay DMR33
ALL LOVEY DOVEYGREETINGS CARDS £1.99 (unless otherwise marked)
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Looking for love in all the wrong places BP616
Life is one fool thing after another,
whereas love is two fool things after
each other. BP569
Love having no
geography, knows no
boundaries BP311
Love you lots LOVEM £3.95
Bar of lovely milk chocolate
kiss kiss QU-33 £2.25
To the
in the whole world
Happiest couple CTF748 Desire and misunderstanding CTF718
Love is a mixture of
desire and misunderstanding
More love CTF714 True couple CTF583
You aren’t a true couple until you understand every word
the other person hasn’t said
Online GNU736 Husband’s drowning
kMk022
Where did I put my husband
DMU29
Snore CTF724
Laugh and the world laughs with you…
…snore and you sleep alone
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SPECIAL OCCASIONSGREETINGS CARDS £1.99
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Carpet sweeper GNU735 Birthday on its way MF03 Birthday weather MF04
Archers
mug
CMG378 £5.99
Perfect match CTF363 Though married BB014 Ferrari GNU733Sense of humour CTF632
A sense of humour is vital when the situation becomes serious
Under the weather MF01 Wedding weather MF02Gone for materials DF5517
Postcard D5517 60p
Gone for materials. Back in a couple of weeks
Get better! DF5759
Get better.Immediately!
Little things CTF692
It’s the little things in lifethat mean so much
Once married CTF793
You only know what happiness is once you are married
and by then it's too late
Someone to annoy CTF582
Magnet CTM403 £3
Archers card CTF378
Magnet CTM407 £3 Coaster 1CPCPC £1.95
Pillars of the community and addicted to the Archers
It’s great to find that one special person you want to annoy
for the rest of your life
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SUITABLE FOR FAMILY VIEWING GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
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New product CTF674
Introducing a sensational new product!
Good substitute CTF721
Children are a good substitute for people who have no pets
Grandparents CTF740
Grandparents are crucial because parents haven’t got a clue!
THE MOST
IN THE WORLD!!!
suoromalG ynnarG
Glamorous granny CTF746
FANTASTIC IN THE WORLD!!!
THE MOST
DADFantastic dad CTF749
yummiestYou’re the
in the world!!!mummy
Yummy mummy CTF750All mother’s jobs CTF677
Cheerleader, cash point, chauffeur, diplomat,pooper-scooper, waitress, short order cook,
juice dispenser, sock matcher, climbing frame,referee, cuddly toy, encyclopaedia, damp
shoulder, 24 hr medic, dirty cup remover, hotelier, purchasing manager, telephonist/receptionist,
spilt juice wiper, lost property attendant …
… just call me mother
Fatherhood CTF533
Fatherhood?There’s nothing to it!
Ask my kids GNU732Question authority CTF672
Question authority, not your mother
Only children know CTF676
Only children know how much hard work parents are.
At 18 CTF797
At 18, you can finally take your education into your own hands
Stop knitting DF5603
Postcard D5603 60p
Life would be so much nicer if my mother would only
stop knitting
Like your mother card CTF420
Mug CMG420 £5.99 Magnet CTM404 £3.00
However hard you try, you end up like your mother
Happ
y childhood BB 75p
Chi
ld-p
roofed BB 75p
GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Child-proofed the house magnet £3 SAM329 Card GC0099 £1.99
Mother knows best DMG47 Magnet £3 Card DMS03
Embarrassing Magnet CTM408 £3.00
Embarrassing mug CMG1758 £5.99 Embarrassing card DF1758 £1.99 Postcard D1758 60p
Up and dressed CTF540
I’m up and dressed! What more do you want?
Ruined CTF350
Postcard CT350 60p
The first half of your life is ruined by your parents,
the second half by your children
Sophie and social services
kMk172Washing machine CTF790
You finally become a man when you’ve mastered the washing machine
Genius CTF747
cleverestYou’re the
girl in the world!
Cleverest girl CTF751
iicleverestYou’re the
boy in the world!!!
Cleverest boy CTF752New house CTF726
Good luck in your new house!
Pet sympathy card.
I’m sorry you have a dog
BP546
Teenagers SD365Jack’s website JHF778Outside a dog CTF792
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, .it’s too dark to read.
Stop knitting mug
CMG5603 £5.99
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Age doesn’t matter,unless you’re a cheese
The older you get the more
important it is not to act your
age BP563
All this talk about age is foolish. Every time
I’m one year older, everyone else is too BP572
After a certain age every
birthday is a triumph BP551
Saga
lo
ut BB 75p
Men don’t grow old they just become more important
Inside every older lady is a young woman
wondering what the hell happened BP605
How old you grow CTF311
Postcard CT311 60p
It’s not how old you grow but how you grow old
Cheer up DMA94 Hope it’s a pony LB34
Old enough GC644 No place for sissies CTF634
Postcard CT634 60p
Old age ain’t no place for sissies
Age and treachery CTF514
Postcard CT514 60p
Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill
Age doesn’t matter CMG427
Greetings card CTF427 Men don’t grow old CMG5679
Greetings card DF5679
OLD AS YOU FEEL MUGS £5.99HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Ten best years DF5776
The ten best years of a woman’s life are those
between 39 and 59
Age is a question of mind over
matter.If you don’t mind it
doesn’t matter. BP196
Forgotten your age HCF626
Happy Birthday Chocolate dark or milk £3.95
Hurrah I’m 40 ANT32002 Hurrah I’m 50 ANT32003 It’s not the years in the life. It’s
the life in the years BP473
Happy Birthday to you CS07 £2.25
Nightmare of youth ANT32093
Happy Birthday Sunshine CS08 £2.25
Lie about you age HCF598
Growing up DF5767
Growing old is compulsory,growing up is optional
Saga lout GMG704
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WORk … GREETINGS CARDS £1.99 …AND PLAY MUGS £5.99 EACH GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
GREETINGS CARDS £2.25
Work’s not so bad CTF512
Work’s not so badbut it does tend to ruin your day
To do list CTF691
Nothing beats the satisfactionof crossing things off a list
Facebook DMZ104 In a hurry CTF716
Never let a computer knowyou’re in a hurry
‘Hello?’ ‘Yeah its me,
have you seen the remote
control anywhere?’ MT11
‘I’m thinking about taking
a sabbatical, what is it?’
MT16
‘You can’t bring a dog into
work’ ‘Er hello? He’s not
actually working’ MT29
‘Have you got a pencil I can
borrow?’ ‘That’s brilliant mate, do
you mind if I twitter that?’ MT33
Abandon ship BB004 Avoid work BB005
Fishing CMG586
Greetings ca
rd CTF586
Postcard CT586 60p
Stuff work CMG290
Greetings ca
rd CTF290
Magnet CTM405 £3
Coaster 1
CPCSW £1.95
There is a fine lin
e between
fishing and standing on the sh
ore
looking like an idiot
Stuff work!
Work’s not b
ad CMG573
ADVENTURE!!!
amazingHAVE AN
Amazing journey CTF753 Explodes DMU28 Waiting for Gladys BW277 Cheap holiday CTF449
This is the last time I book a cheap holiday
on the internet
Stop me before I volunteer
again ANT37316
Magnet ANT01316 £3.50
He loved gardening DF5773
He loved gardening
Weather symbol fridge
magnets RWM01 £7.99
Work here CST7409 Coaster £1.95 Teamwork CST7677
Coaster £1.95
Call monitored CTF671
Your call may be monitored for staff entertainment purposes
teamworkYOUVE GOT IT DOWN TO A “T”!!!
Teamwork CTF745 The only reason for time is so
that everything doesn’t
happen at once. BP582
Never underestimate HCF606
£1.85 Postcard HC606 60p
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POLITICS IS A DIRTY WORDPOSTCARDS 60P, BADGES 75P
Ayes GNU766PC
GIFranklin
Fortune CT787 Best politician GNU767P
Politics is the art GI Spin GNU768PC Best politician GNU767P
Capitalism LP945 Rich more/poor less LP251Please send chocolate postcard
B13331
Dot to dot LP982 Tax exiles CT788
GIVoting
Voting illegal BB 75p
Huge sum LP972
GINochange
Hat
ed by
the Daily mail BB
Polit
ici
an BB
Dem
oc
racy/dictator BB
The Spirit
Level 347pp
£9.99 Much
talked about
book about
why equality
is better for
everyone
The Protester’s
Handbook
£7.99
How to exert
pressure on
politicians and
businesses
karl Marx Emma Goldman
Rosa Luxembourg
BOOkMARkS 99P
Showing a picture and a potted history of some notable women and men. Others also available
Early warning
signs of
fascism
poster
30.5cm x
91.5cm
MCPP60167
£3.99
Politicians SD591Clean my own moat
CTF715
I never wanted to be a
millionaire, just live like
one BP552
Sometimes I wonder if the world is
being run by smart people who are
putting us on or by imbeciles who
really mean it BP585
Anti-establishmints, tin pill box full of mints WUPG0011 £2.50 GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
My bonus CTF789
You don’t mind paying for my bonus with your job, do you?
Stuff the economy CTF678
Stuff the economy.I work in finance.
Manure money CTF725
Manure is like money.
It’s useful spread around evenly
and stinks when a few people have piles
of it
I am a man of the people.I clean my own moat.
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The Transition Town Handbook
£12.95 by Bob Hoskins founder of
the Transition Movement. A guide
to moving from oil dependency to
local resilience. Paperback
Local Sustainable homes £14.95
How to make them happen in
your community. A timely guide
to creating low-impact homes in
your community. It is packed with
inspiring case studies of low-carbon
buildings, from retrofitted old
houses to new eco-villages
The Transition timeline book
£12.95 Maps out four possible
scenarios for the future for food,
energy, transport, healthcare
depending on how we respond
to environmental challenges.
Paperback 190pp
Guide to Companion Planting
£7.95 An introduction to the ways
that plants can be combined using
nature to make them healthier and
more productive 230mm x 200mm
soft back 48 pages
Local food book £12.95 A guide to
sourcing local food to reduce our
carbon footprint.
Guide to Gardening by the moon
book £7.95 How the gravitational
pull of the moon influences people
and plants 230mm x 200mm
softback 48pp
The transition to a low carbon and sustainable future. The Transition Town movement is bringing together communities to explore and
implement ways to live in a more sustainable and less oil dependant way. More information can be found about this movement atwww.transitionnetwork.org
TRANSITION TOWN
POSTCARDS 60P
Nothing to lose LP968War against nature GINature Bars and cycle paths GIHandlebars
Rose air freshener SPOOAFR £1.95Also available with a daffodil fragrance SPOOAFD and a cut grass fragrance SPOOAFG £1.95
Sheep poo
wrapping
paper
SPOOWP
£1.50 each
Sheep poo writing set
SPOOLWS £10.99 10 A4
sheets, 5 C6 envelopes and
a fact sheet all made from
sterilised sheep poo.
Sat Nav Greetings card CTF537 £1.99
Postcard CT537 60p
Coaster 1CPCSN £1.95
Thanks to satnav we can get lost so much more accurately
Powerful erotic
Greetings card DF5067 £1.99
Postcard D5067
Here we are: powerful, erotic and ready to go
Eat money CT70 postcard 60p
Global warming
fridge magnet
WPMAGNET03 £3
Reusable sandwich and snack wrap
and place mat in one. Ideal for office,
playground or when travelling. Easily
washable, environmentally friendly,
responsibly made and attractively
printed with vegetable dyes £4.25
ONYAWRAPBLUE
ONYAWRAPRED
ONYAWRAPECO
Try organic magnet
MG7528 £3
Save the planet magnet
MG7654 £3
Postcard PC7654 60p
Make do and mend book £9.99 Reproductions of official second world war instruction leaflets. Hardback
No nonsense guide to green politics book £7.99 An inspiring guide to green politics. PaperbackBa
dge D
MD19 £1
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANk A TEACHER! PEACE BE WITH YOU
Dancing academics DF32 £1.99
Genuine book cover of
book published by the
Correctly English Society
in 1934. Greetings card
BB003 £1.99
The Little Book of Big
Ideas £3.99
Pocket book with an
introduction to the big
ideas and isms that shape
our world
Good wine gladdens
a person’s heart CSI/
CWk045
Seize the day CSI/
CWk048
In wine there is truth
CSI/CWk044
I do not live to eat but I
eat to live CSI/CWk046
Now we must drink CSI/
CWk043
The bones for those who come
too late CSI/CWk047
GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Defend education kids’ T-shirt TST13 £13.95 For sizes available see page 2
For my teacher, chunky bar of good quality milk chocolate TEACHERM £3.95
Teaching mug
CMG1707 £5.99
Revolutionary CTF584
Postcard CT584 60p
I was meant to lead the revolution,not teach
School’s not bad CTF588
School’s not bad, but the bits between playtime
are a bit annoying
4 hours in college CTF670
It’s better to have four hours in college
than to get absolutely no sleep at all
Teaching DF1707
Postcard D1707 60p
In her prime but teaching has taken its toll
SIx COASTERS FOR CULTURED CUSTOMERS £1.95 each Set of 6 coasters CSE/CWk075 £9.95
Call me a teacher CT121
postcard 60p
Babies card D26
magnet MD26
Eat dessert card MD138
magnet MD138
Like home card D184
magnet MD184
Proud card D194
magnet MD194
How old card QU110
magnet QU-M110
Okay in the end card
QU141 magnet QUM141
Long walks card QU148
magnet QUM148
Most birthdays card QU191
magnet QUM191
Your friends card QU69
magnet QUM69
Through hell card QU71
magnet QUM71
Never give up card QU93
magnet QUM93
Peace card QU95
magnet QUM95
GREETINGS CARDS £2.15 MAGNETS £3.50
Resis
ta
nce is
fertile BB 75p
Peas on earth CT321 postcard 60p
Peace Dove card G895 £1.25
pack of 5 £5.00
postcard LP895 60p
CND
symbol BB 75p
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LIFE IS A CIRCUS WITHOUT THE TENT
Gardening yoga mug SMG072 £5.99
Greetings card GC0072 £1.99
GC0233 - "I just don't have time
for the Nervous Breakdown that I deserve!"
Nervous breakdown mug SMG233 £5.99
Greetings card GC0233 £1.99
Not my fault GNU731Start the day CTF379
Postcard CT379 60p
Magnet CTM402 £3
Start each day with a smile and get it over with
Brain has gone FNF641
Coaster CMFN £1.95
Imaginary friend CTF723
Even my imaginary friend doesn’t listen to me
Go for a drive GC0235 It may never happen
BBO16
Life is a circus GC0618Manners CTF719
Under no circumstances should one forget one’s manners
GREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Never put off ’til tomorrow the fun
you can have today BP471
DON’T WORRY BE HAPPYGREETINGS CARDS £1.99
Jimmy Choos LB40 Get served now LB41Anti-depressants LB01Purpose of our lives FNF639
Life’s too short DF5507
Postcard D5507 60p
Magnet CTM406 £3.00
Life’s too short to be thin
Life is either a daring
adventure, or nothing.
BP226
A laugh is the shortest
distance between two
people BP217
HRT GNU730
Life is what you make it.
Always has been. Always
will be. BP344
They tell me that you’ll lose your
mind when you grow older. What
they don’t tell you is that you won’t
miss it very much. BP163a
Be yourself, everyone else is
taken BP539
Don’t worry. Be happy. BP606
HOW TO BE HAPPY…GREETINGS CARDS WITH BADGES £2.95
Mid life muddle BGCMLM Blessed are the cracked
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Some medicines CTF729 Washing up CTF675 Complimentary biscuit
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Freudian slippers SD581 How to be happy though
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The only normal people
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I used to be normal but it drove me mad
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keep Calm dark chocolate bar kEEPDARk £3.95
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key ring DMk19
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Dress up Freud
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LOL free zone LP983
Twitter is not enough LP985 Eternal youth
GIAOI Eternal
keep calm and carry
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Some medicines are so strong
you have to be healthy
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The two main problems in life are:
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wrapped in rice paper,
dripless to fit into a round
candle holder
Lavender Mist, purple
Lemongrass, green
Orange and
cinnamon, orange
Spring rose, pink
White ginger,
white
Yoga gift sets for peace and
equilibrium with natural
fragrances containing a
votive candle, eight special
incense sticks and holder.
6cm x 13cm x 8.5cm
Balance 7071 £12.95
With essential oils of
tulsi, tangerine and
orange
Meditation
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God’s website JHF774
4 digit pin JHF771
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Mondrian’s web JHF775
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Life on the hedge JHF772
2011 STARTS HERE
Herbal Journal 2011 £10.99
Herbs healing and folkways.
Fully illustrated, one week
to view.
Cath Tate Cards Photocaptions
calendar 2011 £5.99
All the best jokes of the year.
Month to view. 15cm x 42cm
Trees for Life 2011 calendar.
High quality photos of trees,
forests and wildlife 30cm x
33cm £9.95
One World Family Calendar 2011
£9.95
The family organiser with space
for up to 5 people to write in their
appointments each month.
The World in you kitchen calendar
2011 £9.95
Tasty vegetarian recipes each month
from around the world
Reading Women mini wall
calendar 2011. £4.99
Beautiful paintings of women
reading.
Do it Later diary 2011
£7.99
The procrastinator’s
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Lots of tips and humour.
Redstone Press diary 2011 £14.95
The artist’s world. Fully illustrated with artist’s
work. Week to view, spiral bound
Gardeners’ Monthly Reminder £9.95Full of timely reminders of the vital tasks for gardeners each month through the year
Gardening by the Moon calendar 2011 £11.95 Gardening to take account of the phases of the moon.
Moon poster 2011 £6.00Wall chart showing the phases of the moon right through 2011
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Three wise men? xCTF754
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Three wise men?
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YULETIDE GREETINGS TO ALL!£1.99 each, £7.50 per pack of 5 (single design). Blank inside
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I wanna Wii
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Rejoice!Christmas is over!
Sale time!
This Christmas, surprise your friends
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Auntie’s goat XMT05 £2.25 (singles only) ‘D’you get any good presents?’ ‘Yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa...unbelievable’
Penguin pyramid MOMA82962
Joy MOMA82963
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Bah Humbug quality chocolate bar £3.35 dark chocolate BAHD milk chocolate BAHM
Ho Ho Ho quality chocolate bar 3.95dark chocolate HOD milk chocolate HOM
FC159 Financial year FC179 Wise Women The Dish washers FC172
Boxing Day Flight FC169 FC163 Recycling FC170 Counselling
Snowmen against global warming
greetings card LP973 £1.25
Pack of 5 £5.00, postcard 60p
HUMBUG CHRISTMAS CARDS Single card £1, pack of 5 same design £4
Set of 4 different Christmas
greetings cards made from genuine
Welsh sheep poo! SPOOX £3.75
TIME TO BE MERRY AND BRIGHT
Plastic, metal, chocolate
Christmas greetings card 238512
£2.40
Cameron think tank greetings
card LP978 £1.25
Pack of 5 £5.00, postcard 60p
FeSTive WRAP FOR ThOSe WhO lOve BOOkS £1.25
CUT OUT CHRISTMAS GREETING CARDS showing the covers of genuine vintage books
BEAUTIFUL POP-UP CHRISTMAS CARDS from the Museum of Modern Art in New York £2.95
Golden balls MOMA82964
Fire MOMA82950
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Moon D1861 2011
Moon postcard
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Mother CMG577£5.99
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‘I think I’ve discovered the
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