BrainmachineBrainmachine101101

Unleash the Power ofUnleash the Power of Memorizing ...

And Forgetting ;-)And Forgetting ;-)

Gone in 6 0 secGone in 6,0 sec

SunglassesMosquito

2021.618Mosquito

Miss Piggy1.618

15.5.2009RelativityTractor

60-90-6032711513Tractor

Violin32711513

518Bumble bee 137

The good, the bad and the uglyugly

brainmachinebrainmachine

memory

training

The GoodBRAINMACHINE

Memory FactoryMemory Factory

acquire

store

useuse

Heavy WorkersHeavy Workers

Attention!

Isn’t this just like...? Get emotional?#%=)

Use it. Again. And again.And again.

THE BADMEMORY

Shorties’n’longiesShorties n longies

goldfishgoldfish

meets

elephant

LeftieS’n’rightiesLeftieS n righties

Dr Ratio and Mr Emotio(n)

numbers’n’faces

no numbers no faces?! #failno numbers no faces?! #fail

THE UGLYHOW TO LEARN N MEMORIZELEARN ’N’ MEMORIZE

GNInraeL SAYSGNInraeL SAYS

new kids (on/off the block)(on/off the block)

doubtdoubt (without salmon)

holymollysticism (no Molly)

feel – imagine – think - practice

Gone in 3 1 secGone in 3,1 sec

lSunglassesMosquito

2021.618Mosquito

Miss Piggy1.618

15.5.2009RelativityTractor

60-90-6032711513Tractor

Violin32711513

518Bumble bee 137

TERRoMemorize meTERRoMemorize me

Dude, where’s my car? (finding keys even without having a car)

Werewolf meets Bush meets E TWerewolf meets Bush meets E.T.(regular virtual meetings)

Synesthetic drugsy g(taste of yellow, smell of green)

STOP!STOP!

S l M it Mi PiSunglasses -> Mosquito -> Miss Piggy -> Relativity

Put on my strawberry flavoured sunglassesin Maribor in Celje a mosquito hitchhikedin Maribor, in Celje a mosquito hitchhiked

me, near Trojane we met Miss Piggy(indulging in HUUUGE donats) and just in(indulging in HUUUGE donats) and just in front of IJS in Ljubljana we bumped into

Einstein explaining relativity to a Playboy Bunny.

Go figure.

Can you see what I see?Can you see what I see?

bunch of dudes ;)

/me on a sandy beach chasing ddragons

pillow fight

Panem et circensesPanem et circenses

( i b k li h l )(gimme a break, english please)

Bread and circusesBread and circuses

i li hivisualize everything(/me with clothes, thanks)

be indiana(s) jonesbe indiana(s) jones(go on adventure asap)

Woohoo!Woohoo!

Tractor -> Violin -> Bumble bee

After Einstein explained relativity t th Pl b B h j dto the Playboy Bunny, she jumped into a HUUUGE RED tractor. Then she started to play a violin made of ice and bumble bee started dancingice and bumble bee started dancing tango.

More games no breadMore games no bread

Pin down that bastard

Spiderman’s webbig exaggerated unreasonable

action reactionaction reactionmore more more

Cheesy slideCheesy slide

Gimme words or gimme numbers!Can you?

And one more thingYthingY ...

THE UGLIESTHOW TO UNLEARN N FORGETUNLEARN ’N’ FORGET

Unlearning? Doh WTF?!Unlearning? Doh... WTF?!

Doh WTF – Declaring Obdurate Helluwa War To #Fail

Wh h h ?Why oh why?

Forgetting vs Unlearning

Un What!?Un... What!?

un-geek

un-habit

un-thoughtwayun thoughtway

Hit listHit list

Don’t hunt submarines

Good not good enough

What does this button do?What does this button do?

Thought zombiesThought zombies

Bad experience (#f2o)

Bad habit

Unpleasant event + emotional chargeUnpleasant event + emotional charge = persistent memory

KISS - Kamikaze Idiotic Simple

SSolutions

Real Life HangmanReal Life Hangman

Melancohol

Extreme Makeover

Real Life HangmanReal Life Hangman

Def. Real Life Hangman: phrase, “take your toys and go find a

tree before I say Popocatepetl”

Rope + Person = Person-- & others get all your toys! you toys!

#fail#fail

MelancoholMelancohol

Def. Melancohol: n., alcohol (lots of it) mixed with sadness and unreasonable

amounts of melancholy

Drinking + Person = BrainCells--Person – n * BrainCell = VegetablePerson – n BrainCell = Vegetable

#fail

Extreme MakeoverExtreme Makeover

Def. Extreme Makeover: phrase, lobotomy combined with p , y

“don’t give a f***” and a shotgun

Person + Extreme Makeover = Serial Killer

#fail

Master yoda’s tricksMaster yoda s tricks

Don’t pull the trigger!p gg

E ti ti i b d NOT!Extinction is bad .... NOT!

Self + monitor

WHATA MisteYka 2 meykaWHATA MisteYka 2 meyka

I always #failI always #fail

My life is ruined!

You look at me, you hate me because I’m ugly!

WHATA MisteYka 2 meyka 2WHATA MisteYka 2 meyka 2

MusterbationMusterbation

Set-ups

Total failure

TAKE RISCTAKE RISC

Relax

ImagineImagine

Stop

Can

Be a SMARTASSBe a SMARTASS

lesson learned

school of life

E-xercis-eE-xercis-e

Do SMACK!Do SMACK!

Then FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ...

(if still alive)

Step 1Step 1

WWWWWW

What Why hoW

Step 2Step 2

Step 3Step 3

light

top secrettop secret

See?See?

Not so hard at all

Do you dare?Do you dare?

ask me a question

recall numbers from G i 6 0 ?Gone in 6,0 sec?

make me laugh

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