Bald headed old President academy

In our school, we believe in growing presidents’ hair, making them look 2 times younger. Our school believes in making bad president good. We also

believe in perseverance and hard work.

(BHOPA)

George Washington report card

• Grade: A

• Teacher’s comments: George Washington, giving you this grade was pretty easy to me. You were fair, considerate, humble, unselfish, and mostly very modest. You weren't afraid to be strict, and you were a good example of a president. From my opinion, I think the whiskey was not really a good thing to bring out especially because the people didn’t seems to like it that much. Apart from that, the only thing that kept you from getting an A+ was the fact that you weren’t a man of your word. You decided not to help France after all they did for the US and after signing the alliance with them. I hope you keep that in mind for next time.

Semester 1

George Washington report card

• Grade: C+Teacher’s comments: George Washington, From your decisions as a president, you showed that you didn’t care about the slaves or your community. I didn't like the fact that you approved the slave act, letting slaves owners have the right to catch runaway slaves. This act gave a lot of power to the slave owners. They can arrest slaves and they can also decide what to do with them. That’s not how you treat human being. as the president, you should support the slaves for all they've went through but you only made things worst. I also didn't like how people had to pay a good amount of money if they got in the way of a slave owner catching a slave. I don't think you understand what the act was about. You only try to please one group of people leaving the others not so happy at all.

Semester 2

John Adams report card

• Grade: A+

• Teacher’s comments: John Adams, congratulation on getting an A+. You didn't mess up on anything and you were truly an example of an excellent president. I like how you fought back against the France yet still be a man and made peace. That’s what a president should be about. It’s about making peace with your opponent instead of causing trouble. You knew you could’ve lost your presidency and your political popularity if you didn't listen to the federalists yet you still stick with what you believe. You sacrifice a lot so you could protect the Americans. You showed what a wonderful president you were. Keep up the good work!

Semester 1

John Adams report card

• Grade: D+Teacher’s comments: John Adams, I am very disappointed of you. What happen? You didn’t seem to keep up the good work you did last semester. To be Honest, you let me down. I didn't like the fact that you signed the Alien and sedition act knowing very well that this act would take people’s freedom of speech away from them. A good president would hear what the people have to say and not get them punish for their opinions and beliefs. I don't like how you had the power to decide how long someone should spend in prison and how much money they had to pay. Whoever gave you this power didn’t seems to know what an immature old man you were. But I guess I can't really blame you that much for your actions because you know what they say, when you have too much power, you abuse it. Too much of a god thing is bad. Come on you can do better than a D+.

Semester 2

Thomas Jefferson report card

• Grade: A-Teacher’s comments: Thomas Jefferson, giving you this grade was quite difficult. On one hand when you gave poor people free education, it clearly shows that you weren't selfish and you cared about your community. However, it does kinda seem like you were soft. You refused to fight back against the British. plus, you even pay them more than the government could ever afford. In the other hand, you might of stayed away from war because you wanted to protect your people. Who knows what was going on your head. But that’s not an excuse to stay away from war. We need someone who can stand up for us and fight back. You made it seems like they were bully and we're too weak to defend ourselves from them.

Semester 1

Thomas Jefferson report card

• Grade: NC

Teacher’s comments: Thomas Jefferson, you were a bad president. How could you? You were racist and a hypocrite. First, you called colored people “pests in society” then you went and slept with one of your slaves. Second, you said all men should be free and equal yet your own kids were free at the age of 21. there’s nothing about you that I like. Your personal life do affect you as a president because it shows that you were fake. Even though all of this happen before you were president, it definitely shows that now that you are president, you’re very rude, racist, and a sneaky person. What I mean by sneaky? I mean that you think you can just say something racist and can get away with it so easily. Sometimes if you couldn’t, you would try to prove yourself by doing what you were against the whole time to please people. Example: you said colored people are pest, you knew people hated you for saying that. To try to look innocent/make yourself look good, you went and married a slave. I don’t think it was for love ,I think it was mostly to prove a point, to prove that you’ve changed. You don't really know what your beliefs are. You were just a bad example of a president.

Semester 2

James Madison report card

• Grade: ATeacher’s comments: James Madison, I like the fact that you were the only president to actually go to war. You have proven that after all, America is not so soft. But let’s be honest, the war was pointless. Many people died and Washington D.C was destroyed. I like how you told France if they stopped attacking the American ships, you would stop trading with your enemy. The only thing that kept you from getting an A+, is the fact that you still went to war two weeks after you sign the peace treaty. What’s up with you president signing treaty and not wanting to stick with your words.

Semester 1

James Madison report card

• Grade: A

• Teacher’s comments: Assigning you this grade was pretty easy and simple. I didn’t grade you on anything. You’re grade did not change. As you can see you still have the same grade you had last semester. Your grade did not change because none of the evidence we looked at said anything about you. For example, one of the evidence said that the great father said white people are their enemies. Another one was talking about how Tecumseh dying. It doesn’t show anything about you before you were president or while you were president. I can’t really grade you this semester so what I tried to do was that I looked at your previous semester and I gave you the same grade again.

Semester 2

James Monroe report card

• Grade: A+Teacher’s comments: James Monroe, What you're doing is not fair but its smart plus the people love you. A lot of other teachers might disagree with me for giving you this grade. They might think that all you wanted to do was take over lands and that you were a greedy old man. I agree with them however, from my perspective I think the other land are just as stupid to think that America would actually want to help/protect them. I like how you “act” like you wanted to protect South America. I like how you also warn Europe and other countries to stay away from South America. I think you’re using South America in your advantage. You’re only looking out for them because United States can trade with them.

Semester 1

James Monroe report card

• Grade: D• Teacher’s comments: James Monroe,I don't even know

where to start. In semester 1, I was on your side but as things progress, it seems like your only intention is to take over lands. I didn't like the letter Thomas Jefferson send to you. I didn't like how you were trying to take over Cuba and Mexico. I think you're just using them for your own benefits/ advantage. First you tried to control Latin America Now you're trying to control more countries. Those dummies think you guys are their “big brother” which is not true. You're not playing safe and sooner than later everything is going to come out.

-The Valedictorian and the repeater-• Valedictorian: John Adams• Teacher’s comments: John Adams deserves it.

Afterall, he showed what a wonderful president he was. he stood us for what he thought was right. He fought for us and for what he believed.

Repeater/summer school: Thomas Jefferson• Teacher’s comments: Thomas Jefferson needs to be

kept back until he learns how to treat people, how to make up his mind, to stop being fake, to respect everyone and to learn how to accept people for who they are no matter of their skin color. From this past 2 semeters, he had shown nothing but what an ignorant, hypocrite old man he is.