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50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR SOFAThe countdown to the end of summer has begun, but it’s still hot as hell, and you need excuses to find a place with really cold A/C!

SCHOOL OF ROCKFor everyone new to the scene, here is your basic guide on how to rock out in Otown. Feel free to go on ticketmaster.com after reading.

BACK TO COOLAre you ready for the Fall semester? Here’s some advice and gear to help get you started.

ROOMMATES FROM HELL!Some of the nastiest and funniest notes in the ongoing roommate dialogue!

BREW SCHOOLEricka gives some insider tips on how to support the Black & Gold while at the bar.

aXisFIT: RX NationHow to eat, drink and train to look like our featured crossfit model of the month!

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01 Wine Not Wednesday PreviewDECHOES RESALE2110 Edgewater Dr. www.dechoesresale.comDechoes Resale is bringing out all the fall merchandise they’ve been hiding away on this special edition of Wine Not Wednesdays. Go early

to shop through the current merchandise, or attend at 6pm for free beer, wine and Dec-Hoes punch.Wed, August 1, 6pm – 10pm, free

02 1st ThursdaysORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART2416 N. Mills Ave.407.896.4231Thurs, August 2, 6pm – 9pm, free - $10“Orlando’s original art party” is the award-winning 1st Thursdays pre-sented by the Associates, the OMA’s volunteer support group committed to expanding OMA membership and encouraging the appre-ciation of the visual arts. From 6 - 9 pm on the first Thursday of each month, OMA showcases a new theme with works by local artists, live music, cash bars serving wine, beer and soft drinks, and café offerings from area restaurants.Admission to 1st Thursdays is free for OMA members, $10 for non-members, and includes access to the OMA’s featured exhibitions. Parking is free at Orlando Loch Haven Park and overflow parking is available at the Orlando Science Center’s parking garage for $5 per vehicle.This August, the show theme is Meow: A contemporary art show about cats, cats and more cats!

03 Rod Stewart and Stevie Nicks: The Heart and Soul TourAMWAY CENTER400 West Church Street407.440.7000Fri, August 3, 7:30pm, $45 - $145Legendary rockers Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks today an-nounced plans to reunite this summer and reprise their highly acclaimed, co-headlining “Heart & Soul Tour.”

04 Total RecallIn Theaters Fri, August 3Welcome to Rekall, the company that can turn your dreams into real memories. For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid, even though he’s got a beautiful wife who he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life - real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man. Finding himself on the run from the police controlled by Chancellor Cohaagen, the leader of the free world Quaid teams up with a rebel fighter to find the head of the underground resistance and stop Cohaagen. The line between fantasy and reality gets blurred and the fate of his world hangs in the balance as Quaid discovers his true identity, his true love, and his true fate.

05 Jon Silva and The Fallen Sons, The LudesWILL’S PUB1042 N. Mills Ave.407.898.5070Fri, August 3, 9pm, $6

06 KDS Studios: Open HouseKDS MUSIC STUDIOS7566 Southland Blvd.407.855.7533Fri, August 3, 4pm, free

07 Baldwin Park First FridayBALDWIN PARKNew Broad StreetFri, August 3, 5:30pm – 9:30pmOver 40 local artists of all genres will display their works of art while guests shop, stroll and sip through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park.

08 NerdapaloozaTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Fri, August 3 – Sun, August 5, times and prices vary, 18+Nerdapalooza is an annual music festival, the first of its kind to invite all genres of the nerd music movement under one roof, including nerd rock, nerdcore hip hop, chiptunes, and video game music. For the first time, this year’s Nerdapalooza will be a full nerd culture festival featuring both visual and digital artists from throughout Orlando and the world.

09 Orlando Rocks with 5 Billion Dead,

Gargamel, Mr. Bella, Another Life Spared HOUSE OF BLUES1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUESat, August 4, 7pm, $5

10 Pig RoastTHE RAVENOUS PIG

1234 N. Orange Ave. 407.628.2333

Sat, August 4, 11:30am – 2pm, $22This amazing gastropub in Winter Park never fails to impress

diners. On the fourth, $22 buys you a delicious plate of pulled pork, pork ribs, black-eyed peas, bacon braised collard greens, jalapeno-cheddar cornbread a seasonal dessert plus a pint of one of their finest micro-brews.

11 Ted Nugent’s Great White Buffalo TourHOUSE OF BLUES1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUESun, August 5, 6pm, $25.50

12 Dirty ProjectorsTHE BEACHAM46 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Mon, August 6, 8pm, $20 - $35

13 Lindsey BuckinghamTHE PLAZA LIVE425 N. Bumby Ave.407.228.1220Tues, August 7, 7pm, $32.50Lindsey Buckingham has accomplished almost everything that can be done in rock ‘n’ roll, earning a spot in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame with Fleetwood Mac, winning countless awards, selling out venues around the world, and helping define the sound of rock for the last 3 decades.

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14 Demons, Primary Colors, Fire in the Cave, Swamp RuinsTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Tues, August 7, 8pm, $3 - $5

15 Rug, Stokeswood, QuitzowWILL’S PUB1042 N. Mills Ave.407.898.5070Thurs, August 9, 9pm, $5

16 RAW: Artists Orlando Presents RadiateTHE ABBEY100 S. Eola Dr.407.704.6103Thurs, August 9, 8pm – 12am, $10 - $15RAW events are multi-faceted artistic show-cases. Each event features a film screening, musical performance, fashion show, art gallery, performance art and a featured hairstylist and makeup artist. These artists are all local, hand-picked talent who have been chosen to feature at RAW. The event will be co-hosted by WPKR’s Local Heroes ‘Daniel Pacchioni & Andrew Maffettone’, and will feature face and body painting for all attendees.

17 The Bourne LegacyReleased Fri, August 10There was never just one: To become an elite government operative, a man hands himself over to the same agency that birthed the likes of Jason Bourne, but he’s eventually forced to go on the run.

18 mewithoutyou, Kevin Devine, Buried BedsTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Fri, August 10, 7pm, $14 - $16

19 The CampaignReleased Fri, Aug 10Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis join forces in this summer comedy. When long-term congressman Cam Brady commits a major public gaffe before an upcoming election, a pair of ultra-wealthy CEOs plot to put up a rival candidate and gain influence over their North Carolina district. Their man: naive Marty Huggins, director of the local Tourism Center.

20 Mel’s Bad Girls Club Presents Prom 2012: An Evening in Vintage HollywoodTHE ABBEY100 S. Eola Dr.407.704.6103Sat, August 11, 8pm, $25 - $30Go back in time at the 6th annual adult prom sponsored by Mel’s Bad Girls Club. Champagne, silent auctions, a paparazzi entrance and more will keep you entertained all night. In addition, the event is being held to benefit the B.A.S.E. Camp Children’s Cancer Foundation.

21 Classic Albums Live Featuring Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club BandHARD ROCK LIVE6050 Universal Blvd.407.351.LIVESat, August 11, 8pm, $25 - $30

22 Beer School WORLD OF BEER3402 Technological Ave321.235.9741Sat, August 11, 4pm, $25

WOB will be holding a Beer School on August 11th. There are only 25 spots available, so stop in today to

reserve your seat! The cost is $25, prepaid (to reserve your seat) and includes 12 different beers ranging 10

different styles of beer. Also, cheese will be paired with the different beers. So even if you are a beer connoisseur or a beer

novice and want to learn more about the beer world, head in and reserve your spot! This tasting will fill up quickly!

23 The Little Black Dress Pub CrawlDOWNTOWN ORLANDOwww.orlandopubcrawl.comSat, August 11, 8pm, $10 - $15, 21+

24 Spawn Guitar/ INEARZ Audio ShowcaseTHE MUSIC LAB520 N. Orlando Ave, Winter Park407.622.7508Sat, August 11, 7pm, $10Featuring Katie Roth, Chris Walker Band, Arcadence, Freshly Baked, and more. Attending the show allows OrlandoBands.com to produce profes-sional photography sessions and article features for the artist’s EPK.

25 Southernmost Art and Literary PortraitsORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART2416 N. Mills Ave.407.896.4231In the 1980s and 1990s, Orlando based portrait photographer Jimm Roberts traveled throughout Florida to meet, photograph and interview prominent artists and writers then living in the state.

26 Less Than Jake, Whole Wheat Bread, The Attack, You Blew It!THE BEACHAM46 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419 Sat, August 11, 6pm, $20 - $35

27 Downtown Orlando Farmer’s MarketLAKE EOLA PARK101 N. Rosalind Ave.407.246.3625Every Sunday, 10am – 4pm

28 The Food Truck BazaarFASHION SQUARE MALL3201 East Colonial Drive407.896.1131Sun, August 12, 6pm – 9pm

29 Happy HourTANQUERAY’S BAR300 Orange Ave.407.649.8540Daily Tuesday – Friday, 5pm – 8pm, no cover

30 The Expendables 2: Back For WarReleased Fri, August 17

31 City Skip DayWALL STREET PLAZA26 Wall St407.849.0471Fri, August 17, 12pm – 6pm, free with summonsIt’s that time again. Leave work during your lunch break and don’t go back! Online, sign up for your summons which ensures free access. After that, it’s free beer and fun all night long.

32 Christian WilsonWORLD OF BEER3402 Technological Ave321.235.9741Fri, August 17, call for times and prices

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33 Suwannee Valley Flood JamSPIRIT OF THE SUWANNEE MUSIC PARK3076 95th Drive, Live Oak386.364.1683Fri, August 17 and Sat, August 18, $20 - $65

34 Adeste, A Bril-liant Lie, A Dying Regime, Stand Well Among Gi-antsTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Sat, August 18, 8pm, $5 - $8

35 Leaving Haven, Ambertone, Lifestyle, Better Way ForwardBACKBOOTH37 W. Pine St.407.999.2570Sat, August 18, 7:30pm, $6 - $8

36 Solo Cup SundaysSTAGGER INN100 E. Central Ave.407.317.8484Every Sunday, 5pm – 2am, no cover

37 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New England PatriotsRAYMOND JAMES STADIUM4201 Dale Mabry Highway North813.350.6500Fri, August 24, 7:30pm, visit ticketmaster.com

38 Star Wars Celebration VI: An Evening with Kevin Smith ORANGE COUNTY CONVENTION CENTER9800 International Drive407.685.9800Fri, August 24 – Sun, August 26, times and prices vary

39 Manchester Orchestra, Chris StaplesTHE SOCIAL54 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Fri, August 24, 8pm, $17 - $20On April 1st, 2009, Andy Hull started to put his life back together.

40 Central Florida Punk and Hardcore FestivalELKS LODGE NO. 107912 N. Primrose Dr.Sat, August 25, 10am – 12am, $12 - $15

41 Nonpoint, Eye Empire, Surrender the FallTHE BEACHAM46 N. Orange Ave.407.246.1419Sat, August 25, 6:30pm, $15 - $18

42 Boulder Brewery NightWORLD OF BEER3402 Technological Ave321.235.9741Sat, August 25, 3pm

43 Adam Carolla and Dennis PragerHOUSE OF BLUES1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUESun, August 26, 6pm, $34.50

44 Santana1-800-ASK-GARY-AMPHITHEATRE

4802 North US Highway 301, Tampa813.740.2446Sun, August 26, 8pm, $31.50 - $105.50

45 Mike Dunn’s Live JukeboxREDLIGHT REDLIGHT745 Bennett Road407.893.9832Every Wednesday in August, 9:30pm, no cover

46 Matisyahu and Dirty HeadsHOUSE OF BLUES1490 E. Buena Vista Dr.407.934.BLUEThurs, August30, 7pm, $32

47 Velvet Sessions with A Flock of SeagullsVELVET BAR & LOBBY LOUNGEHard Rock Hotelwww.velvetsessions.comThurs, August 306, 6:30pm, $29 - $35

48 Acid Circus Presents: Steve Aoki with Wick-It, The Instigator, Robot EarsROXY NIGHTCLUB740 Bennett Road407.504.7699Thurs, August 30, 8pm, $25

49 Thursday T&A: Trivia and ArtsGRAFFITI JUNKTION900 E. Washington St.407.426.9503Every Thursday 7pm, no cover

50 Redrum Art ShowTHE FALCON819 E. Washington Fri, August 31, 8pm, no cover

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9/2 k92.3 all star acoustic jam

9/4 metalocalypse dethklok and lamb of god Cancelled - Refunds available at Point of Purchase

9/18 the gogo’s

9/27 metric

9/28 anjelah johnson

9/29 adam ant

10/1 fiona apple

10/12 sinbad

10/20 pathways to home presents dance, dream & inspire

10/26 wanda sykes

11/1 the script

11/9 wjrr 101.1 presents primus

11/10 weezer performing blue

11/11 weezer performing pinkerton

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SCHOOL OF ROCK

OTOWN LIVE MUSIC

VENUE GUIDE “If there’s a characteristic shared by many great rock venues, it’s that they’re rarely about

glitz, glamour, or Vegas-style flash. Oftentimes, the best venues have a raggedly dilapidated

quality that feels part and parcel of rock music itself. Many great artists served apprentice-

ships and honed their crafts in such settings, performing on low-tiered rickety stages.”

This was how the folks at the legendary GIBSON guitar factory described their idea of a

great live music hub. However, they all have their own flavor, and Otown is unique in having

some of the better flashy joints, as well as dive bars for the local and national elite. We’re

going to give you a quick breakdown of the who, what and where’s to go fill your ears and

eyes with that controlled chaos you can’t get by listening to your Ipod at the crib.

HARDROCKLIVE// HARD ROCK LIVE |6050 Universal Blvd (Citywalk) | 407.351.5483 | www.hardrock.com State of the art live music venue that has hosted artists like Coldplay, Matchbox Twenty, The Killers just prior to arena status, and boasts VIP parties during the Super Bowl, All Star Weekend and others featuring some of the biggest names in the business for an intimate gathering of about 3000 of your closest friends! The marquee has included a lot of near arena size comedians as well, entertaining everyone from Steven Wright to Lisa Lampanelli. And the locals have got their due as well with their LIVEWIRE series, and the annual Hard Rock Calling battle of the bands. Upcoming must see’s include METRIC, FIONA APPLE, WEEZER (two nights) and THE SCRIPT. One of the best kept secrets is the LENNON ROOM, an upstairs VIP area with a balcony that extend around the front of the venue. The room includes actual pieces from John Lennon’s apartment in NYC in all white decor.

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Somewhat big sister, little sister venues, the legendary Beacham Theatre and it’s next door neighbor The Social have witnessed some of the biggest names in music pass through their doors, rock their stages and do just about everything else in the green room post show! The Social has been going strong for more than 30 years under different names, but made it’s rock and roll mark as The Sapphire in the early '90s and then continuing that reputation as The Social this past decade. Everyone from Kid Rock to Death Cab For Cutie has played the roughly 350 capacity room. It has become Otown’s CBGB’s if you will, and back up that reputation with every cred band that has roamed through town. The Social’s proprietors reopened The Beacham to live music after more than a 15 year hiatus, of-fering up a concert hall for about 1200 in the heart of Downtown. The late ‘80s into the ‘90s saw bands like The Black Crowes and Primus rock the hall, and more recently acts like The Killers did invite only gigs for lucky fans. The Social is welcoming MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA, GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE, BOM-BAY BICYCLE CLUB, CIRCA SURVIVE and more, while The Beacham has a killer Fall line up with M83, EDWARD SHARPE, OWL CITY, MINUS THE BEAR and others. The best part about these venues is that you can dip across the street to Finn Henry’s, The Lodge or Lizzy’s for a pint, or Wall St Plaza for some grub preshow. There used to be a tunnel below Or-ange Avenue for the old theatre in the 1940’s to escort the actors to their hotel(now offices above Finn’s). Now seeled off, the tunnel and The Beacham basement are rumored to be haunted by dead actors.

THE BEACHAMTHE SOCIAL//

WHO// THE BEACHAM 46 North Orange Ave 407.246 .1419www.thebeacham.com

WHO// THE SOCIAL 54 North Orange Ave 407.246 .1419www.thesocial.org

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WHO// WALL STREET PLAZA 26 Wall St / 19 N Orange Ave 407.849.0471www.wallstplaza.net

WHO// THE BACKBOOTH 37 W. Pine Street407.999.2570www.backbooth.com All kinds of rock in-cluding all ages shows and retro dance nights with a pub vibe.

With a half dozen themed bars on property, Wall Street Plaza offers just about every flavor of food, drink and music. Well known for their holiday and special event street parties, the Plaza has hosted the Florida Music Festival, RumFest and legendary New Year’s Eve and Halloween parties, all with a mainstage featuring acts from Flogging Molly to Third Eye Blind to The Dirty Heads. Upcoming parties and fests include the SURF EXPO WEEKEND, ORANGE AVENUE JAM, OKTOBERFEST and tailgates for FSU and other football kickoffs. You never know what’s going to happen at Wall St. You might be watching a major band on stage one minute, and then be drinking a Red Stripe in Wai Tiki with them an hour later! Get there early for big shows and claim your corner of the Monkey Bar balcony upstairs, one of the best views in town.

WHO// THE PLAZA LIVE 425 North Bumby Avenue 407.228.1220www.plazaliveorlando.com

WHO// WILL’S PUB 1042 North Mills Avenue 407.898.5070www.willspub.org

WHO// FIRESTONE LIVE 578 North Orange Avenue407.872.0066www.firestonelive.net

WHO// THE HAVEN6700 Aloma Avenue 407.673.2712www.thehavenrocks.com

WHAT// Multi genres and genera-tions with everything from indie rock to jazz and folk acts, in a 1500 capacity theatre in the heart of the Milk District.

WHAT// The heart and soul of the local music scene has played and partied at Will’s Pub, one of the best dive bars, located in Mills District.

WHAT// This 1000 plus venue has hosted everyone from Weezer to Crystal Method, and has reintroduced itself as the hub for EDM in Otown.

WHAT// Another great dive bar that doesn’t frown on heavy metal and the grungier side of Orlando’s rock scene.

HOUSE OF BLUES |1490 East Buena Vista Drive|407.934.2583 |www.houseofblues.com Everything you would expect or want in a live music venue, big enough for 2000 of your closest friends, but still intimate enough to feel like you’re almost on stage or in the pit. Everyone has rocked this stage from locals on their ORLANDO ROCKS! nights, to old and new legends like Willie Nelson and Pearl Jam. Next door has a killer menu and live tunes on the front porch every night. The calendar is full for the Fall spanning all genres including the DIRTY HEADS with MAT-ISYAHU, PEPPER, PASSION PIT, GOYTE, YELLOWCARD and more. And don’t forget to SIN, the Sunday night Service Industry party has become that of legend, where locals get their electronica and dance fix to some of the biggest regional DJ’s, and mingle with an international crowd of hospitality workers.

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The Party AnimalThe party animal is a social butterfly, and all of that socializ-ing seems to take place in your home, at full volume. She has dozens of friends who have all decided that your place is the place to be. They have parties every weekend — and even some weeknights. Of course, you’re always invited to join in on the fun, but while you’re not opposed to having a good time, you also enjoy a good night’s rest.

The Party PooperThis guy doesn’t have fun — and doesn’t want anyone else to, either. To him, a quiet dinner party with a few friends is a raucous party. And he won’t stand for any of it. As far as he’s concerned, quiet hours are around the clock. Oh, and for-get about watching TV or listening to some tunes. The guy has supersonic hearing, so if the volume is loud enough for you to hear it, it’s disturbing his peace and quiet.

The Clean FreakWhen you first met this roommate, you were thrilled that she seemed to keep the place so neat and tidy. But you’ve quickly learned that there’s no such thing as clean enough in her eyes. If you’re snacking on some chips in the living room, she’s stand-ing by armed with the vacuum to snag any crumbs that may fall. She created an elaborate chore chart the week you moved in, and it includes cleaning tasks you’ve never even heard of. For your birthday, she got you a personalized duster – a not-so-subtle reminder of your least favourite of her assignments.

The SlobIf you’ve ever lived with a clean freak, the slob might seem like a welcome change. But only for a day or two. This guy leaves his laundry in piles all over the floor, doesn’t do his dishes, re-fuses to take out the trash and never helps clean the place. Oh, and he seems to have an aversion to showering.

The LurkerThe lurker is always in your personal space — hanging out in your room, asking you what you’re doing that night (and if he can come along) and trying to be friends with every friend you bring over. You’ve never seen the lurker leave the house on his own; he may even work from home.

The LovebirdYou were so happy for your roommate when, two weeks after you moved in together, she met the guy of her dreams. You just didn’t plan on sharing your place with him, too. Now those two are attached at the hip. He eats, sleeps and showers at your place, which of course means you have higher grocery and util-ity bills and you have to fight one more person for use of the bathroom. You’d really love to talk to your roommate about it and ask whether they can spend some time at his place for a change, but you can’t get a minute alone with her.

The Closet RaiderYour roommate obviously admires your taste in clothing, as she is always taking things out of your closet. You’re not opposed to sharing, but you’re not thrilled to find your favourite blouse or sweater in a heap on the floor after she’s worn it. When you suggest that she ask you before borrowing your clothes, she plays dumb: “Oh, I thought that was my shirt.”

The ThiefEnough said!

aXis thoughts #10: “College professor = someone who talks in other people’s sleep!”

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CENTER STAGE Sound Amplification System-Consists of two self-powered speakers with stands, a built-in mixer, microphone, cables, and a cradle to hold portable digital music players, like an iPod®. - You can also plug a microphone, guitar or other instruments directly into the speaker. Avg Price: $199

Stick UM!Wall Sticky Holder Top Features include:- Can hold your cell phone! - Keep your stuff off the ground with this sticky wall holder- Removable / Reusable / will not damage dorm walls or doors!!- Great for dorms where hanging a shelf is illegalAvg Price: $9.99

Hidden Closet Dorm SafeTop Features include:- Looks like a regular shirt!- Hidden inner pockets to hold valuables- Great for holding: Cash, Camera, Jewelry, Checks, Passport, Etc.Avg Price: $9.99

Inflatable Lounger & Foot RestTop Features include:Inflatable dorm furniture - easy to inflateContoured for more comfortable seatingCozy velour fabric on top & sidesBuilt in cup / remote control holderAvg Price: $39.99

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GOLDEN GIRLS...

Meet your new neighbors, Myranda & Gia of the Tilted Kilt UCF :)

photos by Mike Anthony (www.mikeanthonyphoto.com)

aXis thoughts #05: “Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.”

aXis thoughts #9: “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” - Richard Braunstein 23


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aXis thoughts #9: “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” (George Burns) 25

BREWSCHOOL... KEEPING YOU HIP TO THE hops


Let’s keep with the local school spirit of your WOB and talk Black & Gold brew. First of all, what are the best dark beers that mix well with a lighter flavor?Ericka: I know what you’re thinking; ‘she’s probably going to choose a cider, something light and fruity’… Well you’re only half right! Let’s mix a tangerine flavored wheat beer, Lost Coast Tangerine, instead of a cider, with some dark brews. Since Lost Coast Tangerine has a tangerine/orangey taste, my first choice would be mixing it with Young’s Double Chocolate Stout. Just think about it: Choco-late covered oranges; (brings back memories of smashing a Terry’s Chocolate Orange); you get that smooth chocolate taste with a just enough of that tangy summer, tangerine/orange taste! Second, dark beer I’d pair with Lost Coast Tangerine would be Guinness. Crazy?! Just try it! With Guinness’ light body and dry stout taste, the tangerine will be much more apparent, really show-ing you who the fruit is around here. Lastly, I’d pair Lost Coast Tan-gerine with Cigar City’s Maduro Brown. First off, anything from Cigar City is awesome because they’re from Tampa and their Maduro Brown is available year round! CCB Maduro’s flavor has caramel/ toffee sweetness with notes of

chocolate and espresso so combining it with Lost Coast’s Tange-rine Wheat’s tangerine and orange flavor and aroma will have you thinking you’re one step closer to an exotic vacation rather than hittin’ the books! We can’t promise a tan though.

What’s the top 3 lighter ones?Ericka: The top 3 lighter beers are Reissdorf Kolsch, Kronen-bourg 1664, and surprisingly, Xingu. Reissdorf Kolsch is a kolsch style, light color, light body, light taste. Perfect for a pool day…er, study day I mean. Next is Kronenbourg 1664, Frances #1 selling pale lager. Light color, light body and a clean taste. Great beer for watching football! Go Knights! Lastly, Xingu is a schwarzbier from Brazil. Schwarzbier is Ger-man for black beer… Black colored light body beer you say? Pre-posterous! It is not though, really! Stop in any WOB and ask for Xingu and be ready for a surprise! It looks a little intimidating with its dark color, but the first sip proves this beer has more bark than bite! Kinda like our bartenders. It’s great for people that like both light and dark beers!

What are the best ones already being done, like ‘Black & Tan’s’, etc, and if you could mix anything with a Guinness, what would you mix? Make up your own dark/light brew for brew school?Ericka: Black Velvets are really popular- This is Guinness atop a Cider (though the original was mixed with champagne). Easy drinking, great flavor. Another popular one is a Snakebite- an even blend of a pale lager and a cider. Who doesn’t love making sssss sounds when ordering a Snakebite… oh wait, that’s only me? If I could mix anything with a Guinness, I’d mix it with Ci-gar City Blueberry Muffin Brown Ale. I know you’re thinking, ‘a stout with a brown ale?’ But it’s a Blueberry Muffin Brown ale! It’s just enough Blueberry Muffin goodness mixed with the dry stout roasted taste to make your heart warm….even if your ex said it was cold as ice! If I could brew any beer for brew school right now, it’d be a pumpkin flavored imperial stout. We’ve already got our first pumpkin beer in store and it’s my favorite time of the year so a lot of pumpkin, nutmeg, cinnamon, and allspice is all I can ask for. Who can resist the taste of a pumpkin imperial stout? I’d give up my mom’s pumpkin pie any day for a pumpkin imperial stout!

BLACK & GOLD Brews for the pregame

with Ericka of World of Beer UCF

aXis thoughts #9: “Welcome to the community of people who decided that “easy”, will no longer suffice.” (Fight Through) 27


You might have seen her on the cover of aXis or promoting Miller Lite around town. Her true passion is fitness and we caught up with Lauren Kisner to find out what she is up to...

>> What do you do to stay fit?Lauren: Staying positive minded is one of the biggest keys for me to stay “fit”. A healthy positive mind give me the energy and drive to work hard even when I am exhausted. I am very diligent on only having healthy food in my house. On average I train 6x a week. Weights 3x and my track workouts 3x. I enjoy HIIT style workouts and always look for new activities to do to stay motivated. Recently to shake up my routine I started boxing at a local gym as well as joining The Bar Method in winter park that will help me build more core strength.

>> Where do you train and why?Lauren: I am a firm believer that there should never be an excuse for not being able to train. Whether it be outside, in a gym, or even in your living room there is ALWAYS a place to workout. My favorite place is the track being that I train for track and field. The sky is the limit there. I can get a great interval workout in, plyometrics, and even incorpo-rate the stadium for modified pushups...dips..and other activities. If its raining I do circuit training with just my body weight in my living room.

>> What is your diet philosophy? Lauren: Don’t stress ON dieting. I am all about creating good habits. It takes time to develop a healthy diet and ex-ercise regimen. Don’t rush it. When people do a complete 180 from their norm and try fad diets or crazy exercise routines they often fall off the wagon. If you work slowly at incorporating healthier foods and exercises into your day to day life it will benefit you ten fold in the long run. The things I worked on first were consuming around 90 oz of water per day and packing my food when I was away from my house so not to be tempted to by fast foods.

>> Favorite healthy meal? Lauren: I shoot to have a lot of color on my plate. For a healthy dinner I will have grilled tilapia, steamed aspara-gus and broccoli in a light coat of olive oil, and one of my favorite nutrient packed veggies a sweet potato!

>> Favorite cheat meal? Lauren: Oh, my goodness that is easy...if I am going to cheat I am going ham haha. I love pizza and a really good beers!

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Dogfish Head Tweason’AleStyle: Fruit BeerABV: 6%Key Ingredients: honey, Strawberries, sorghum The verdict: The fruiti-ness of the strawber-ries is balanced by mild hoppy tones. Leave it to Dogfish Head to cre-ate an “off-centered” ale without gluten. One of the most interesting of the bunch, if not the most recognizably beer-like.

ARMOR CROSSFIT880 Maguire RdOcoee FL 34761407.614.8997 Armor Crossfit is one of the best boxes in Central Florida! Jeremy and Scott are dedicated to giving the best training the Or-lando area has to offer. Great at-mosphere and friendly people. If you have been curious about Crossfit, give Armor a try.

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aXis thoughts #09: “I have never let schooling interfere with my education.”29

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