andrew wallis china experience presentation
TRANSCRIPT
Andrew Wallis’sChina Notebook and Insomniac
Cure
A brief outline of my time teaching and travelling in China
2006
Yong Xing Middle School Teachers
� From the photo you can see, what most of you had already suspected, that I was employed to pretty up the place.
� This is actually my audition for Chinese Idol at a Karaoke Bar
Yong Xing Middle School Students
I thought the students were trying to show me affection until the hands went around my throat.
I suspect some of my students weren’t to happy with that lesson.
Yong Xing Middle School - My class
� With the population crisis in China, crowding has become a bit of a problem.
� These aren’t even students, this is my living room.
Cruising Down the Yangzte
� Here is me with my fellow travellers. Bill & Jan from Oz, and teachers to boot, and Fayed from Canada.
� Even though we promised not to sing anymore they made us disembark.
The Three Gorges Dam Project
Here I am looking a
little disappointed. I
thought the Three
Gorges were three
people who, like me,
ate way too much
food.
Leshan - Place of many large Buddhas
You have to love a place that build statues to people who also love there beer and like to dodge the salads.
I am starting to believe in reincarnation.
The Pandas of Chengdu
The plight of the
Panda was more
disturbing than I
realised. As you can
see their love of
alcohol is destroying
their future. And their
use of profanity also
took me by surprise.
Tut tut!!
Pingyao - Primary School Students
Here are some of the oompah loompahs I have employed at my new Chocolate Factory.
Xian - Natural Springs of the Concubines
After having my face slapped on numerous occasions and being branded a pervert. I quickly realised that concubines no longer lived here and that those women were merely fellow tourists. Now you tell me!!!
Terracotta Warr iors - X ian
As China is famous for
its pottery I thought
whilst I was in China I
would give pottery a
go.
Here are a few of my
earlier attempts!
The Great Wall - Beijing
Although historians for
some time believed
that the wall was built
to defend against
marauders. I am now
a firm believer in
the new theory that the
wall was is in fact built
to keep the rabbits out.
Temple Gate - BeijingHere is my new place I
bought in China. I am
standing with the Real
Estate guy who
assures me he can
also sell me a great
disused stone wall and
10 000 6ft terracotta
gnomes from Xian. I am
becoming quite the
savvy business man.
The Bund - Shanghai
Here I am looking
seductive and very
sweaty (380). Ok girls
calm yourselves down.
If I recall I was
pondering what Freud
would say about the
cityscape of Shanghai.
THE ENDPlease feel free to contact me:
C/O The Chinese Attitude Ajustment & Forced Labour Camp
Desolate Outer Mongolia, China.