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Anarchy's Guide to Life-----------------------

Chapter 1 - Introduction

Well, welcome to my guide to life. First off, life sucks. It has its goodpoints, but if you look at it as a whole, it sucks. You need to know a fewthings to get through it, and I'm here to provide you with that information.Well, there are gonna be some things in here that you may not like hearing.And this text will probably be on television sometime, possibly being calledbad or evil, but everything in this text is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH AS I KNOW IT.It may not be what everyone tells you, or discusses with you, but it IS THETRUTH AS I KNOW IT. Believe it if you want, however, as I also believe incomplete freedom of thought and information.

/´NARCHY

Chapter 2 - Cheating

Have your parents told you "Cheaters never win..."? Well, they almost alwayswin. And they'll end up getting better grades than non-cheaters, leading tobetter jobs, and helping them gain things that those who do not cheat mightnever afford. They'll have better cars, better homes, more money, and perhapsmany other things. Do yourself a favor and cheat. Cheat on tests, of everykind, and do not get caught, and you will be much better off because of it.Some good advice though: If you score over 90% on a test, there's no need tocheat. And if you're going to cheat, start small, and do what works, becauseif you get caught, you're dead.

Chapter 3 - Education

School: Does it suck? Of course it sucks. The whole system isn't working andyet it's still being labeled as being "not screwed-up enough" to fix. Well,the only real education you need is the one you get from experience. Yeah,that's right, good old fashioned experience. Go through something enough timesand you'll learn to deal with it, or even use it to your best advantage. Thisis why lab experiments and hands-on training are the most important parts ofa persons education. If you learn only through textbooks and lectures, you'llnever learn anything that'll really help you, and you might even become sobored that you'll forever dislike the subject you're learning about. A goodthing to do is when you get bored of a subject, ask the person teaching youabout it, nicely, when you're going to need that subject when you get older.You may actually get a very nice response. If you don't (like an answer thatincludes something like 'if you go into the field of...') tell the teacheryou won't be going into that field, or any like it, and ask if you can sleepor leave during that subject's teaching.

Chapter 4 - Money

Money is everything. If you examine it closely, you can buy anything with itincluding love. I believe I'll be asked to explain this, so I'll do that now.You use money to go out with people, to buy them things (that might "show your

 

affection"), to pay for your actions that prove your love, to pay for yourwedding, engagement rings, anniversary presents, etc... Money is good foreverything. The problem is that it's usually very hard to legally get money.You could work, and that's not what I meant was hard. The hard part is tryingto find a decently paying job that you like, or even can tolerate. Most ofall people who work dislike their jobs, but do them anyway because they'vehad a lot of trouble finding a job before and don't want to be unemployed.Some good ways to get money are to collect things that are worth a smallamount of money and selling them when they become very popular, to sellold toys and objects you no longer need or use anymore. Toys are usually goodfor this, as are books, but don't rule out anything.

Chapter 5 - Freedom

You are not free. If you were free, you wouldn't have to go to school, or doanything that you, as a free-minded individual, do not want to do. You areforced to learn little or nothing significant every day on the news and inthe newspapers. You are not free to carry a weapon without a license. Ifyou go to Rat Shack (A.K.A. Radio Shack) they'll ask for your name and addressand a lot of other information, except if you try to buy things that could beused to commit a crime, they probably won't sell them to you, or use theinformation to help convict you of a crime. A lot of people double-park, butit's still illegal. If someone tries to hurt you, and you hurt them beforethey can hurt you, you could go to jail and they could go free. You are notfree.

Chapter 6 - Fear

The best motivation and only true motivation is fear. People are afraid ofmany things in life, and it always affects the way they live and act. Peopletend not to sit next to people they think are suspicious in public places.If you dress differently than the rest of society, or act strangely, peoplewill tend to be afraid of you. If you are repeatedly bothered by a specifictype of person, whether it's their race, color, number of appendages, you willact differently towards that type of person. As a child, parents will attemptto rid you of fear, telling you that you have nothing to worry about, andthat they'll protect you. But they are wrong. They cannot protect you. Yourlocal police cannot protect you. You are the only person who can protect YOU.You should fear your police, your government, and anyone else who has someeffect on how your life is run besides you.

Chapter 7 - The Media

Hey, take a guess at who controls your mind. That's right, the media. Notreally books, or magazines even, but those whose job it is to tell you thenews. Newspapers, Radio shows, and Television are all affecting the way youthink. If you watch the news, then you will believe the news unless you takea stand and realize that news programs want you to watch them. They give youwhat you want, and they show you what you want to see. If you want to see lessviolence in society, then that's what they will show you. If you are hearinga lot about technology, then they will do a story on technology, and offer aviewpoint or information about technology that you will think only they have.In a news report about software piracy, the only person they questioned tohave both his voice changed AND his face blacked out was put in jail for oneand a half years, for "hacking"..???? What the hell does hacking have to dowith piracy? Is this supposed to make him an authority, on something he hasknow idea about? The media is ignorant and manipulative.

 

Chapter 8 - Wake up

In case you don't know it, all niceties in society are lies. There is no SantaClaus, and there is no Easter Bunny. There is no savior and there is no cure.Society is breaking down, and instead of working to rebuild it, the smart areprotecting themselves from it, and the weak are constantly pumping an illusionof peace into society. Arm yourself. Arm yourself and learn about survival andprotection. And protect yourself, and those you love, because society IS goingto come down.

Chapter 9 - Speak free

Be vulgar. Go ahead and say those words which were formally or are still notacceptable to come out of your mouth. Release the built up tension, and thelong lost animality, and be vulgar. Learn your rights, and push, push, pushthem to their limits, and then build new limits. You must do this or yourrights will slowly and quietly be taken away from you.

Chapter 10 - Justice

Justice does not exist in today's society. No matter how much you work atsomething, you'll always be run-over by someone who worked less to get more,through the ignoring of rules, and laws. If you want something, take it. Youcan buy it, but if you deserve it, and you cannot gain it any other way, thentake it. Our government is not working. Don't spend your life trying to makeit better, because it won't work. Either work around it, or work to destroyit, but feeble attempts to change government (which is now a self-feedingmonster) will not work. You will fail. It used to work with us, the people,but it does not. It does not need us to survive, and if we get in it's way,it will trample on us.

Chapter 11 - Fun

Y'know what's fun? Violence, sex, drugs, alcohol, and vandalism. Go out, getsome drugs or alcohol, and mess up your mind. It feels good. Or be a bit moresafe and commit acts of violence or vandalism. Do you go to school? Well, goto an "Animal Rights"-type club and eat hot dogs. Rip down posters, and drawpentagrams all over the place. Erase stuff on other peoples' computers. Gointo stores and unplug, misplace, and break things. Call up as many phonenumbers as you can and prank them. When people ask you questions, give themwrong answers, and when they ask how you got that answer, or why, tell them"Satan told me" or "The voices in my head tell me to kill". Call every singlecompany you come across and ask for free things. Spend their money. If theyrefuse, tell them that they suck, and you won't buy anything else from them.And of course, for the greatest fun, have lots and lots of sex. But protectyourself. After all, no one cares about you, but you.

Chapter 12 - Death

We all will die someday, and when we do, it will be a dark, lonely, and coldtime. We all die alone, and if you think you're going to be saved, or broughtto "heaven" or a utopia, you can forget about it. If heaven existed, thenwhy would the Pope want a bullet-proof car with bodyguards surrounding it?Is he afraid to die, and go to HEAVEN??? What the hell is wrong with this

 

society? Wake up! You will die eventually (unless SCIENCE saves you) and youwill join your ancestors, in a hole in the ground. But if your life is sobad that you'd rather not live, then don't get your head filled with liesabout trying to find jesus, or smelling the roses. Kill yourself.

ANARCHY

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